This page contains a selection of the best statuses for the Odnoklassniki website for all occasions for men and women: cool statuses, funny, with meaning about life, about love, wise statuses, sad statuses.
- Cool statuses for Odnoklassniki, funny statuses;
- Beautiful statuses for Odnoklassniki with meaning about life;
- Statuses for Odnoklassniki about love;
- Statuses for Odnoklassniki: wise thoughts;
- Sad statuses for Odnoklassniki.
Funny statuses for Odnoklassniki: funny statuses
| Undressing a sleeping child is like defusing a bomb; one sudden movement means minus 4 hours of sleep. |
| The sun is shining but not warming, vacation is warming but not shining... |
| To all the girls who are waiting for a prince on a white horse, I inform you that the horse is dead! I'm walking, so I'm delayed... |
| Don’t make me angry - there’s already nowhere to hide the corpses. I'm kidding, I'm kidding - in fact, there are plenty of places... |
| I got up at 4 o'clock in the morning, broke my fishing rod, flushed worms down the toilet, cut up my rubber boots and boat, and then went to bed and gently pressed myself against my husband's back. I had no more than an hour to live |
| At heart I am a very kind and sensitive person... But as soon as I get out of the shower, I’m such a bastard! |
| -Darling, do we have anything to eat? -Eat everything you find in the refrigerator. -Oh, my hostess! Did you prepare the ice yourself? |
| Dad, dad, who is that there, in the corner - shaggy, with red eyes, sitting all night??? - Don’t be afraid, daughter, this is our mother in Odnoklassniki... |
| At least they talk about women's logic! Nothing is known about men at all! |
| In order to identify the leader in an unfamiliar team, pay attention to whose desktop there is an air conditioner remote control. |
| You become an adult not when you stop listening to your mother, but when you realize that your mother was right! |
| Love is a struggle of the sexes: both opponents know well what they want, and all means seem legal to them. |
| · One, looking into a puddle, sees dirt in it, and the other sees stars reflected in it. |
| Today I have a musical attitude towards life... I don’t care about everything! |
| I live for those who need me... I am friends only with those in whom I am confident. I communicate with those who are pleasant... And grateful to those who appreciate!!! |
| Never doubt your attractiveness! Remember: scales lie, people envy, and the mirror is generally crooked! |
| A woman is like salt; it is not sweet with her, but without her it is not tasty. |
| Everywhere is good, where we are not, but we will definitely be there and ruin everything... |
| Who is more valuable than anyone else in the world? Well, of course our children! bunnies, suns, flowers! our daughters and sons! |
| Give me pills for greed: more, more... |
| Female meanness is noticing that a friend has lost weight and not telling her about it |
| 5 years - mom knows everything; 10 years - mom knows something; 15 years old - mom, what does she know? 20 years old - you should have listened to your mother! |
Quotes for classmates
Morning. Dialogue between a five-year-old son and father on a minibus. - Dad, someone spoiled the air... - Okay, sit quietly! - Dad, but someone farted! Dad whispers: “Why are you shouting?” My son said to the whole minibus: “So you farted, dad?”
Absolutely the same order and set of letters in two phrases: “we are married” and “we are on the same page.” And how the meaning and circumstances change immediately!
Start of the lecture. One of the students in particular was late. The teacher asks: - Why are we late? Student: – participated in rally competitions. A little later, another late student comes in. The professor asks again: “Are you from the rally?” Shocked student: - No, we smoked.
How nice it is to be a guy: you don’t have to shave your legs, you can drink, smoke, you don’t have to shave your legs. And in general, you can do whatever you want, you don’t even have to shave your legs.
Excerpt from the law in the USA: “Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes because they reflect underwear, which can be seen by men.”
I'm on a minibus. A girl sat down next to her with... a broom in her hands. I just wanted to ask: “Is it broken? Happens!" ?.
Being examined by a gynecologist. Doctor: “Wow.” “Wow,” the echo answered him!
According to statistics, men have sex for about 1.5 rubles. more often than women. A natural question arises: I wonder with whom?
Read the continuation of famous aphorisms and quotes for classmates and VKontakte on the pages:
Many people, only having known love, begin to shave, wash and wash their socks on time.
The man left in English, which means without saying goodbye. Saying goodbye in Russian takes a long time - the farewell ritual with kisses and toasts takes place many times, but the guest never goes home, remaining a guest.
It’s too late to correct me, although completely ruining me is always welcome!
My girlfriend is a humanitarian. An arranged marriage is not her way!
The arrival of spring is evidenced by the first bathroom scales appearing out of nowhere.
Good people, like curiosities, have to be constantly hidden from society. So that they don’t inadvertently jinx it.
Our people rest steadily on their rakes.
You don’t have time to cope with your troubles, but then the neighbor below won a car in Sportloto.
A forgetful person needs to repeat everything a thousand times, while an attentive person needs a good kick or slap in the face.
To avoid getting completely sick, don’t eat heavily in the evening and don’t smoke at the gas station.
My habit of pissing people off now works automatically, offline, without even asking for my confirmation.
Every girl deserves more love than she deserves.
After my hysterics, my husband has nerves of steel and acquired immunity to any fear or horror.
Read the continuation of funny quotes on the pages:
Yes, so that we can all be happy, and the fucking smile never leaves our faces, understand?))
The third millennium has arrived! Alas, for the same rake.
For the sake of money, people are ready to do anything - even to work.
I have never been so focused when I was carrying a plate from the kitchen to the hall.
Sex and whiskey coke Caribbean you say? no, I have borscht, sausages, tea and toffee.
I eat fried dog. Belching after eating is like a delivery report.
The restaurant will prepare turtle soup. From the customer's skull and groin.
Yesterday, 200 cats disappeared in the city of N. These are the pies in the city of N.
Chips is the ability to sell one potato for the price of a kilogram.
One clove of garlic will get rid of the onion smell.
I'll eat you, little red riding hood! - the crazy pioneer shouted and ate his cap.
There is a conversation in the minibus, a boy of 4-5 years old and his dad. -Dad, someone farted... -So what...sit quietly! -Dad, but someone farted!!! Dad whispers: “Son, don’t scream!” Son for the whole minibus: -DADDY, SO YOU FARTED?!
A friend had a blast on Saturday: she didn’t calculate the dose of alcohol, we took her to the 4th floor, home. She, lying on the floor, opened one eye and wrote an SMS to her boyfriend: Denis, come, let's take a walk - the girls will carry me out)
Beautiful statuses for Odnoklassniki about life with meaning
| Those who supported me when I fell, now hold on, we are taking off! |
| Life is not about the days that have passed, but about those that are remembered. |
| Life is like a game of poker: you always have to be prepared for someone else's bluff and have an ace up your sleeve. |
| Life is a fairy tale that everyone writes for themselves. |
| Life is like a piano: the key is black, the key is white, the lid... |
| If we can master one day at a time, we have the key to life itself... |
| The best way to keep your promise is to not make it. |
| Life is like mathematics, until you calculate everything you won’t get the result. |
| The best road is the one that leads home. |
| Life is too short to imitate anyone, better be yourself. |
| Look forward with hope, backward with gratitude, upward with faith, and around with love. |
| · A new life begins with the disposal of previous mistakes. |
| If you sow an action, you will reap a habit; if you sow a habit, you will reap a character; if you sow a character, you will reap a destiny. |
| Time has only one problem - sooner or later it runs out. |
| There are no cowardly men. Either a man or a coward. |
| · The desire to start a new life does not come from a good life. |
| Weak people believe in luck, strong people believe in cause and effect. |
| · Life is a cross-country race in which everyone strives to get ahead in order to reach the finish line last. |
| Getting up at 7 am for work is torture, pain and tears. Getting up at 5 am to travel abroad is easy! |
| · There is nothing complicated in life. We are the ones who are complex. Life is a simple thing, and the simpler it is, the more correct it is. |
| Life is like hot tea. Burning, but ok with sweets! |
| · Life is a wonderful adventure, worthy of enduring failures for the sake of success. |
| Life is always fair, it just tests your strength sometimes... |
| · You need to live in such a way that your presence is necessary, and your absence is noticeable... |
| If no one criticizes you, it means you have not yet achieved success. |
| The life given to us is short by nature, but the memory of a life well lived remains forever... |
| Everyone must pay for their own stupidity, otherwise they will never grow wiser. |
| · We are all mired in the swamp, but some of us are looking at the stars. Oscar Wilde |
| The best teacher in life is experience. True, he charges a lot, but he explains it clearly. |
| · Life is the art of extracting significant benefits from minor circumstances. Samuel Butler |
| When they really wait for us, we return even from the other world. |
| The main thing is to believe in yourself. The opinions of others change daily. |
| Don't try to fix the past. Better make every effort not to ruin the future. |
| With the onset of a crisis, losers and lazy people finally have an explanation for why everything is bad for them and who is to blame for it. |
| The more difficult the chosen path, the fewer fellow travelers. |
| I try to avoid problems, but they seem to like me. |
| Life is short! Break the rules! Goodbye quickly! Kiss slowly! Love sincerely! Laugh uncontrollably! |
| Live now, not just one day! There is only one life and it is not given twice! |
| Our whole life is a game! Play nice! |
Have time to share your feelings
You can write a beautiful status in classmates on any topic - you can say about your feelings for your classmates, or you can share childhood memories that are close to all of you:
- Together - we are force!
- What do we care about the hardships of life - we are seasoned fighters.
- We are not accustomed to moaning; we are not worth praising.
- Our strength is in our friendship.
- We were so sincerely able to be friends and love so passionately that today you are surprised at these superficial relationships that are called friendship and love.
- We are for each other - through thick and thin, without further ado.
- Remember how we went on field trips as a class - everyone came grimy, disheveled, but there was a lot of joy.
- Remember, we were entrusted with picking tomatoes, and we threw them. Our parents then took a long time to wash the tomato juice from our clothes.
- Without classmates, life loses its flavor.
- We so sacredly wanted to become pioneers and Komsomol members, we really tried, and when they tied a pioneer tie on us or put a Komsomol badge on our chest, we went home with our clothes open. Despite the 30-degree frost. It was important for us to let everyone know that we had become what we dreamed of becoming.
- During our youth, we did not come up with a national idea for ourselves, we simply lived from the heart - sincerely and to the fullest.
- We need to meet more often, let distances not play a role in the frequency of our meetings.
- My classmates make me happy - no one complains about life or moans - that’s what it means, “my Komsomol youth.”
- Tell all the adversities that they won’t wait for our bad mood or general apathy - life beats us, but we get stronger.
Statuses for Odnoklassniki about love
| Inexperienced love says: “I love you because I need you,” experienced love: “I need you because I love you.” |
| · Love is a game of cards in which both people bluff: one to win, the other not to lose. |
| Love is a disease that has new symptoms every time. |
| · Love is the only axiom that requires constant proof. |
| Life is like a piano. White keys represent love and happiness, black keys represent grief and sadness. To hear the real music of life, we must touch both. |
| · Love was invented in order to equalize the smart with the fools. |
| Love is the only thing you can give and still have it. |
| · Love does not tolerate those who have pointedly turned their backs on it for too long. Love loves the decisive and courageous, who do not make mistakes precisely because they are not afraid to make them. |
| One-sided love is suffering cured by another love. |
| · Love is a game. Whoever said “I love you” first lost... |
| It is not difficult to kill love in yourself, it is difficult to kill memories. |
| · If my boyfriend leaves for someone else, I don’t regret him. Since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those less fortunate! |
| Love is like a cat. She scratches us until we bleed, even if we only wanted to play with her. |
| Everyone can love. But not everyone can be loved. If you want to become one, love the one who loves you. |
| I love you not for who you are, but for who I am when I am with you. |
| Appreciate those people who sincerely talk about their feelings, because they are the bravest, most faithful and reliable. |
| A girl in love would rather forgive a major indiscretion than a small infidelity. |
| Separation has one big advantage, because only after parting with a person do you feel who he really is to you and how much you need him. |
| And even though his name is the same as half of the globe... for me it still sounds special... |
| The one who values the relationship more is always the first to ask for forgiveness, not the one who is actually to blame. |
| A million words, a million phrases, A million sweet and loving eyes. A million roses, a million orchids, a million snow-white swans... But I have one, only YOU, And I don’t need any flowers... |
| Love is the only thing that makes a Man stronger, a Woman more beautiful, a Man kinder, a Soul lighter, and life more beautiful! I wish you love! |
| The heart can withstand the pain of separation, distance and time... but it can break from one careless word. |
| Look into your child's eyes. What you see is called love, and what you feel at this moment is called happiness! |
| You have to be able to close a boring book, leave a bad movie and part with people who don’t value you... |
| If you have love, then you don't need anything else. If you don't have love, it doesn't matter what else you have. |
| It’s a shame, it’s difficult, it hurts, but I’ve had enough, enough is enough!! I don’t know what will happen next, but I’m letting you go... |
| Love is the best cosmetics; it amazingly adorns the face of a woman in love. |
| When you leave, leave me in the rain so that I don’t cry alone... |
| Love is when you are not compared to anyone, because they know that there is no one better than you. |
| If you love me, then I will move mountains! if you don’t love, then the neck. |
| Love is not where it’s good with someone, love is when we feel bad without someone! |
| For every Shrek there is a Feona who will be purple that he is green! |
| Love doesn't pass by. She's biding her time. |
| Love is a temporary state and often ends in marriage. |
| Love is when sometimes you try on HIS surname and think whether it SOUNDS or not... |
Distance won't separate us
Beautiful statuses for classmates are written from the bottom of the heart with maximum intensity of emotions. They can be serious and touch on memories of the past, or playful, with humor, as well as philosophical - about the meaning of life. Choose any:
- My friends, we are together with you, and although we are not close - far away, we remain friends - and together we live life easily.
- It’s so good that there is a site where you see painfully familiar faces and can even communicate with people close to your heart.
- There are kilometers between us, but it feels like you and I are sitting at the same table and, as before, sharing our thoughts.
- The site has been reunited, thank you for being there!
- I missed my friends so much, and I didn’t even know if they were alive, but thanks to my classmates, I see you every day!
- There is nothing more beautiful in the world than after work to sit down at the computer and talk with your childhood friend - cry for a living and laugh at life’s situations. We are far from each other only physically, but we are close in spirit.
- Oh, how important it is for us all to be in a single chain of events and feelings - we can always help each other through one or another part of life's journey - distance is not a hindrance here.
- Friends are always there - and even if they are on the monitor, they also love you...
- A great thing is virtual communication, especially with those who have shared your life with you for many years.
- When you look at photos of friends in your classmates, each of them is associated with some important event or even a series of events - all of them once extended a helping hand to you and did not ask for anything in return. You were just friends.
- Odnoklassniki is not a dating site where you point your finger at the sky when you meet a person. Here you are looking for those who have become a part of your life.
- With my classmates on the site, we always have something to talk about and laugh about. But even when we are silent and do not write to each other, we still remember each other and retain the warmth of these memories.
- It’s good when people from the past don’t spit when they look at your photo, but are glad that they found you. This means you lived according to your conscience.
- When you post photos from previous years and write about who is in the subject - respond - it’s nice that not only those who went to school with you start writing, but complete strangers who also experienced what you did.
- Only a classmate can write to you that he was in love with you in the 7th grade, although he was not in love at all - I remember that he was then chasing Lenka from the 8th B.
- My classmates are all gray-haired, and many are not with us, but for me they are still boys - dear, like brothers.
- At a real meeting of classmates, everyone tries to talk about success and their achievements; on the site everything is visible without words.
Statuses for Odnoklassniki: wise thoughts with meaning
| You will never cross the ocean unless you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. |
| Obstacles seem too big to us because we are on our knees in front of them. Honore Mirabeau |
| Only we ourselves can create heaven on Earth. |
| The greatest pleasure is to do what others think you cannot do. (Walter Badgett) |
| If you want to rejoice for a moment, take revenge; if you want to rejoice all your life, forgive. (Franz Peter Schubert) |
| One of the laws of life says that as soon as one door closes, another opens. |
| Don’t even think about why the person did this or that to you. It is enough to understand one simple truth: the offended try to offend, the happy try to make happy. That's all. |
| You must have a dream so that you can get up in the morning. |
| If he wants you in his life, he will achieve it. You don't have to fight for the right to be with him. |
| Do you know what is the worst thing in life? Give up. This is the easiest thing. |
| Love and be loved - this is the greatest happiness. |
| If your ex-men want to be with you again: it means you were better than those who came before you and much better than those who came after. |
Sad statuses for Odnoklassniki
| Sorry dear, but I'm tired. Forgive me, but I'll go. I've been looking for the key for too long, but I can't see the right thing in my heart. |
| The melancholy is not from the lack of men, but from the absence of one loved one. |
| There is no point in happiness if there is no one to share it with... |
| Another day in which there was everything except you. |
| I have heard a lot in life - promises, oaths, but the best thing I have heard is silence. There are no lies in it. |
| Happy even in his melancholy is the one to whom God has given a soul worthy of love and misfortune. Victor Hugo |
| There are times when the best lighting for your further path is a flaming bridge behind you! |
| Sadness before a long journey is quite natural, even when a person knows that happiness awaits him at the end of this road. M. Bulgakov “The Master and Margarita” |
| Some people have something to remember, while others have only what they want to forget. |
| Just as a tree quietly drops its leaves, so I drop sad words. Sergei Alexandrovich Yesenin |
| The resentment will go away, the trust will not return. |
| The price for individuality is loneliness. |
| People who hurt us don’t want to do us harm, they want to do themselves good! |
| The more people around you, the more acutely you feel your loneliness. |
| · Sometimes you just want to cry, cry for no reason, realizing that you have lost a lot of things... but everything could have been different. |
| – I’m covered in scars that hurt and ache... – Something is not noticeable... – My soul is covered with them... |
| · And it doesn’t seem sad... And it doesn’t even hurt... But it’s wildly empty... And the tears involuntarily... |
| I want a heart of stone so that I don’t feel any resentment, pain, or disappointment. |
| · Sadness in the soul cannot be covered with dark glasses. |
| It is not autumn that is to blame for our sadness, but only the absence of spring in our souls... |
| This is how you all live: without meaning, without purpose and without brains. |
| Stabs in the back are most often inflicted by those whom you protect with your chest. |
| We often say that everything is fine, but at night we suffocate from pain. |
| And I closed the gates to my soul. Some people simply cannot understand me... They often tell me that I am beautiful... I would like to exchange beauty for happiness... |
| Now someone is born, dies, laughs, enjoys life, catches snow with their palms, falls in love, lives, gets sick, loves, cries, and I just listen to music, while crying for you. |
| Losing someone you loved is scary, but it’s even worse to never meet him. |
| I sit and move a brush over a sheet of paper - I draw love... But for some reason I use dark colors... |
| I like rain. You can hide your tears in it... |
| I don’t need much - I just want you to be next to me... Here and now. |
I hope the article “The coolest new statuses for your Odnoklassniki page for free” was useful to you.
06/23/201706/23/2017 Yuri Belousov Entertainment
Interesting to know
Beautiful statuses in OK can relate to different topics - love, friendship, hard life, children, grandchildren - it all depends on age and life priorities:
- I will trust you, because I know each of you personally.
- I went to the sea - it would be better if I bought a fur coat...
- – My husband wants to take me to France again. -Have you already been? - No, he just wanted it already.
- You are so beautiful in the photo, but in life you have always been beautiful.
- Our friendship is happiness, it warms us in bad weather.
- Don’t forget your friends and don’t be shy to write to them – it’s a pleasure, it’s crazy.
- I am always so sincerely happy when they send me gifts from the site, I perceive them as real real gifts.
- No matter how life gets in our way, we will always find time for friends.
- I want to not only communicate and correspond through the screen, but it’s time to meet – time is ticking.
- Don’t put off meeting your friends - you need to have time to tell them how much you love them.
- I look at our childhood photos - they are all funny and believe in a bright future, I look at the photos now - someone has a dull look and disbelief in their eyes, and someone remains the same boy or girl, only wrinkled a little, but their eyes give it away - faith and love for life remained.
- Among your classmates you can immediately see who is doing what: they like music - they obviously like to listen to it in their spare time, they make posts about their grandchildren - they obviously adore their grandchildren too, they like statuses about politics and the injustice of the authorities - they obviously go to rallies. They put statuses about beautiful women - obviously our classmates - nothing has changed.
- Never please your enemies - do not walk around with lean and sad expressions on your faces. Let them think that everything is going wrong with you.
- Do you remember how we were vaccinated at school? It seems to me that they then instilled in us mutual love and respect for each other - years do not change our relationship - we also miss and want to meet.
- Girls, do you remember in the 90s we even shared soup - we ran around the apartments with pots?
- Friendship that has stood the test of time will still find you.
- Do you remember collecting scrap metal? They wanted to take first place and go to Leningrad so much that they even tried to tear Vaska’s battery out of the wall?
- Do you remember after graduation we went fishing with our guys and gave all their vodka to the fishermen? So they didn’t talk to us for a year.
