Cool statuses for Odnoklassniki: meaningful, funny


People don't get what they deserve, but just whatever happens. And nothing can be done about it.

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But there are no chance meetings. This is either a test or a punishment or a gift of fate.

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I inspired my love into myself, but she crushed my consciousness, tore my heart into pieces, I became very, very sad

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Being with a person after he cheated is like drinking from a dirty cup. It seems suitable for use, but drinking from it is disgusting.

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Spring broke me, but summer healed me, and golden autumn gave me a ring. In winter, the warmth of your palms will warm me. There will be no bad days, there will be plenty of good ones.

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Have you ever felt like you were missing someone you've never met? (Richard Bach)

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My heart beats only for those who know how to listen to it. For the rest I have no heart

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But in general, in the evening you want someone to be nearby, right? In the evening, yes, when darkness comes, it's a strange thing.

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To hell with rose-colored glasses, they don’t suit me, to hell with the past, it prevents me from being happy in the present. To hell with everything that was, I’m happy!

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— And my boyfriend brings me coffee in bed. - And my boyfriend brings me happiness in bed

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On the personal front, it’s like at a banquet: I don’t take what they offer, what I want is far from me. You have to pretend that you are not hungry.

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  • The most disgusting feeling is disappointment. Neither resentment, nor jealousy, nor hatred. After them, at least something remains in the soul. And after disappointment there is emptiness

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Yes, I have a complex character, but everyone chooses for themselves whether to have a kitten or tame a lioness

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A child should be proud. A wife with dignity. My husband is my support. Friends are true. Extra money. Good health. And life is wonderful!

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Some, unable to grasp the immensity, try to spit on everything within their reach.

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  • We are responsible for those we have tamed, but it is not necessary to stand on ceremony with those who pretended to be tamed in order to tame us

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Both at the birth and at the end of love, people always experience confusion when left alone with each other.

Statuses for classmates with meaning

Before it’s too late, don’t forget that your life’s work is not business, but just life.

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The main thing is not to repent later that you are opening up in the wrong way, doing the wrong thing, waking up in the wrong place.

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Losers are alike: they make decisions very slowly, but change them often and quickly!

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A person cannot be forced to retreat if he himself does not give up - and, above all, in his own consciousness!

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  • What happens if we take our lives into our own hands? Something terrible will happen: we will have no one to blame for it!

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If you want to get something you've never had, get ready to do something you've never done.

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If you try, you will have two options: it won’t work or it will work. And if you don’t try, then just one.

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Happiness does not lie in always doing what you want, it lies in always wanting what you do.

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Spend more time with your parents The moment they leave always comes unexpectedly

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  • Only the one who gave him the most happiness can cause the greatest pain to a person.

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If there is someone who can hurt you, then there is someone who can heal the wound.

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Only the one who defeats himself wins in this life. Who conquered his fear, his laziness and his uncertainty

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Happiness is a state of mind, but it requires training. Dedicate at least 5 minutes a day to smiling. Just smile. And after some time, the smile will become real!

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I don't care what they say about me. I don't care what others think. I care what I know about myself. Everything else is just someone else’s speculation!

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  • Nowadays, trusting a person means leaving him next to your Odnoklassniki page and not being afraid that he will read all your correspondence.

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Happiness has no tomorrow, it does not have yesterday, it does not remember the past, does not think about the future, it has only the present and then only a moment.

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There is no need to try to return the relationship with the person who cheated on you. Wolves drive traitors out of the pack.

Statuses about school and your class

Those who go to school every day more often post funny statuses about school

, and sometimes even angry with unflattering comments about teachers, lessons, homework and classmates. Nostalgic statuses about school are given by those who have long graduated from their first institution. In their statuses about school, they share with others warm memories of long-gone carefree times. Funny statuses about school will put you in a good mood and make you remember the happy moments of your classmates that you experienced together.

For schoolchildren who go to 7th grade, 8th grade, 9th grade, any new statuses about school

from this section and statuses about studies. For students in grades 10 and 11, the following may be useful: statuses about the session, statuses about the university or institute because admission is just around the corner.

Beautiful quotes for classmates

Still, some people surprise me. It seems to be much more stupid, but they somehow manage to do it. 17

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If my computer could dream, it would only dream about one thing. About vacation. 8

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  • All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie. Hurry to you, hurry to you, my beloved sofa! 10

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It doesn't matter what they say behind your back. The main thing is that when you turn around, everyone is silent. 9

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Sometimes you want to become a child. Because now I understand that broken knees heal faster than a broken heart. 10

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Love is when a girl puts the name of her loved one as all her passwords. It's great love when all the passwords are different. eleven

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If you undress a girl and see her wearing a bra and panties of the same color, then this is definitely her initiative. eleven

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If you look at the negatives in life through a raised middle finger, they become positives. eleven

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Few people know that tall people have cleaner air, a more beautiful view, and the “connection” always catches! 10

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I didn’t care (wanted) about the black and white stripes of life. I'm going my own way. purple! 10

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The phrase after which the oblivion spell begins to work: “The main thing is not to forget!” 10

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Smart - don’t look into the past, you’ve been there and seen everything. Go ahead, it will be more interesting there!

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There’s probably no one like that Forever, Probably no one like that, Give me your bag” Probably not You’re cute without makeup! Probably not. I'll warm your hand.

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The ideal relationship is if you fight like lovers, chat like best friends, flirt like 16-year-olds, and care for each other like brother and sister.

School affairs

Beautiful and touching quotes about school - from elementary to high school.

  1. School is what education is based on. Even though the school itself has a very indirect relationship to education.
  2. They don’t teach at school, they cripple at school. And the one who was injured less becomes a successful person.
  3. At school they teach the main skill in life - the ability to obey.
  4. You need to study all your life. Any person in your life is a teacher.
  5. The world is designed in such a way that you never stop learning. Even if I graduated from school in the last century...
  6. The most important thing that I was taught at school is that the most important thing is that I will learn outside its walls...
  7. The school shares knowledge only with those who are ready to receive it.
  8. The funniest thing about school education is that it prepares us for a world that exists only in textbook pictures...
  9. School is no hindrance for a smart person. But a stupid person has no need to interfere.
  10. School wastes a huge amount of time in our lives that could be spent on learning.
  11. School is such a special place where stones are cut, but diamonds are broken...
  12. School is the only place where you have to learn something that you will never remember outside its walls...
  13. No matter how strange it may be, studying at school is needed only in order to do well at school.

Statuses for classmates with meaning

If you want to know a person, don't listen to what others say about him, listen to what he says about others.

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Life. sometimes we accept it for what it is. But sometimes we have to fight in order to preserve, if we could, our Honor

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Man consists of 70% water. If a person has no dreams or goals in life, then he is just a vertical puddle.

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To everyone discussing my shortcomings, I say with a smile: “Relax! They love me like that too!”

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Forgive them, Almighty, who brought me Bad things, because I’m not a Saint, I’ve sinned a lot in Life, I took something Dear from People, I gave it away, I gave it all for Dear People

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For an optimist, over-salted porridge is a declaration of love; for a pessimist, it’s a bouquet of flowers “for a funeral.”

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I have my own path to happiness. and I don’t like it when other people’s routes are imposed on me. BELIEVE, I will not put anyone at the wheel of my life!

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And there is no need for empty talk, Like books, we are read to cover: When you are in love, you move mountains, When you have cooled down, you find excuses.

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It’s beautiful how the words sound from the lips of People who seemed very close. We will be with you until the end, but these words are worthy of one

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If you want to succeed, avoid 6 vices: drowsiness, laziness, fear, anger, idleness and indecisiveness.

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There are people like snakes, there are people like birds. I ask fate: give me the strength not to break, to be brave in flight and not to be afraid of snakes!

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As a rule, a woman commits the greatest stupidity with the words “I’m no fool to you!”

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After all, sometimes. We do things in the heat of the moment. and in memory, sometimes we hate ourselves

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If a person doesn’t have time for you, feel free to turn around and run, run away from him, otherwise you’ll spend your whole life waiting for your turn.

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Smart people never interfere in other people's squabbles, knowing that in the end they will only hate him.

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Life is a game that we play without knowing the rules, levels, and we lose more often than we win.

Cool and funny

Short quotes about school and our attitude towards it - share your favorite phrase with your friends.

  1. To study or not to study – that is the question...
  2. A good teacher will not force those who do not want to learn to study. Life will teach them...
  3. Food and school are two pillars of any society.
  4. At school they teach not science, but one single thing - the desire to learn. And those who have learned are taught in universities.
  5. A school certificate is only needed to provide documented proof of your ability to learn.
  6. School years should teach you how to live, but they only teach you how to survive...
  7. Pursuing knowledge does not mean going to school. No, of course, they will teach you how to count and write, but you will have to learn everything else on your own.
  8. School is the first prison in a person’s life. Then the prison of the army, the prison of work, the prison of the family... such is life.
  9. School is the first place where you come face to face with a system that doesn’t care about you.
  10. At school they teach you how to be human. You will be made into specialists elsewhere...
  11. Don't mix concepts. School is not education. School is just a school...
  12. The time spent studying at school could have been spent much more usefully...
  13. It is at school that the person you will be for the rest of your life is formed.

New statuses for classmates

If a person says “actively searching” on social networks, don’t believe it. This creature is probably in passive anticipation.

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Like means that the person simply liked your photo. Understand? Nothing more. No family, no children, no holiday together in Turkey.

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My peers dreamed of becoming astronauts as children, and I dreamed of a huge Lego constructor. Yesterday I bought it, and they remained failures.

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How long will you hang around with women?! We already have three children, and not one more from you!

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If you're alone at home, turn off the lights and turn on a horror movie. And soon you won’t feel like you’re alone in the apartment.

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If a girl can't remember where she left her hair tie, it doesn't mean she forgot what you told her 7 months ago at 6:49 pm.

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A woman always brings happiness. First you're happy with her, then you're happy without her

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Only men and cats from birth, at the genetic level, have the ability to lie on the sofa with a terribly businesslike look.

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Bill Gates' fortune is estimated at $79.3 billion. To get an idea of ​​this amount, convert all your money into dollars and add another $79.3 billion.

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The biggest problems in a man’s life begin with a woman’s words: “I’ve been thinking”

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It’s amazing: a punch in the face and a punch in the face are almost the same thing, but a punch in the ass and a punch in the ass

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It's amazing how much easier it is for a man to understand a woman if he is not married to her.

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Finally, I deciphered what size XXXL means on clothes: (X)vat (X)avat (X)arya (L)opnet.

Wise words

Smart and wise quotes about school, in which everyone will find something to their liking.

  1. School years fly by much faster than you think...
  2. School is a place where you will still learn something, whether you want it or not.
  3. The best school is the school of life. Any other school is just a kindergarten for different ages.
  4. Amazing place school. There, people who know only one subject demand that you know all subjects at once...
  5. Contrary to the general misconception, they teach everything at school: both what is needed and what is not needed. And with all their might they prevent you from understanding where one is and where the other is...
  6. You study and study, but teachers still consider you “promising”...
  7. There are only two categories of worthy people: excellent students and poor students. Good students are not smart enough to be excellent students, C students are too stupid to understand this. With excellent students, everything is clear - they are great. And the losers are, of course, idiots, but they have enough dignity to admit it and stop floundering.
  8. I have to learn things all my life... except for the 10 years I spent in school...
  9. Have you noticed how the school curriculum becomes easier with each generation?
  10. The ideal high school student is an average student. Any other student is considered a failure.
  11. No one has yet managed to become a good person thanks to school, but many have managed to become a good person in spite of it.
  12. Today's students should know what previous students were not supposed to know.
  13. School is boring. Because school is presented to children in the format of a prison, and not in the format of education.

Statuses about classmates with meaning

Girls who are expecting a prince on a white horse! I inform you: the horse threw back its hooves! I'm moving on foot, so I'll be delayed.

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I’m a kind and sympathetic person at heart, even very much so. But as soon as I get out of the shower, I’m a rare piece of crap!

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Always believe in yourself! Remember firmly: scales are liars, those around you are envious, and mirrors are crooked!

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>Scientists from Britain did not complete the experiment “How much money can a woman spend.” Funding has ended.

A little positivity

Good life quotes about school that accurately reflect its essence.

  1. Agree, no one ever told you that he was bored at the institute? Because an institute is not a prison, unlike a school.
  2. Previously, the older the student was, the lighter the briefcase was. And now, the older the student, the heavier the phone.
  3. At school you have to be what you were taught not to be at home...
  4. Every student dreams of escaping from school... but you have no idea how much teachers dream about it.
  5. You can expel the teacher from the school, but not the school from the teacher.
  6. Society needs school because some children have a terrible habit of thinking for themselves.
  7. We are blamed for our failures, and our victories are attributed to our teachers...
  8. Did you know that almost none of the greats were good students at school? And those that were, rather exceptions to the rule.
  9. Children who do not study well graduate from school with a red bottom!
  10. The best day in a teacher's life is the day of the parent-teacher conference. Oh, and they love to have a blast there!
  11. Maybe no one has died from the process of acquiring knowledge, but that educational skeleton casts some doubts in me...
  12. I was just about to become a good person when it was September again...
  13. Politicians and students have a lot in common: both don’t understand anything, but they try to put on as serious a face as possible.

About everything

Positive and sometimes topical statuses about all sorts of nonsense, which, nevertheless, makes us who we are. Share interesting thoughts.

  1. Don't forget to go to sleep with a dream and wake up with a goal!
  2. Be yourself! And if someone doesn’t like you, go to hell with them!
  3. There are people who can make you laugh. And there are those who know how to make your soul smile.
  4. I don’t need another example when my father’s example is in my eyes!
  5. Better late than never!
  6. A man’s upbringing manifests itself during a quarrel…
  7. I’m like a black rose – not everyone likes me and I’m different from others!
  8. Never prove to anyone what kind of person you are. Anyone who wants to see shit in you will only see it.
  9. Evening is coming. The city falls asleep. Know: in this world you are dear to someone...
  10. Sometimes you have to fight even with yourself for happiness.
  11. Fatigue is not a reason to give up. Rest and continue on your way!
  12. Everyone experiences fear at the moment when they can change their fate.
  13. Smile, right now. Everything will be fine! Let a new day begin, let it begin without tears!
  14. If a child is in trouble, shut your mouth and open your arms!
  15. I dreamed of a day that would not return... and a person who would not come again.
  16. Let the wires of my veins tremble. I am a man made of ice - a mannequin!
  17. Suffering leads a person to perfection!
  18. Nothing comes true unless it is preceded by a dream.
  19. Use the balloon rule: throw out everything unnecessary to gain height.
  20. A loved one is the one whose pain hurts you more than your own.
  21. Learn! Stones have silence, earth has patience, animals have hope...
  22. Being good wears out a person so much...
  23. And if they ask about my main weakness, I will shout your name with pride!
  24. There is no love, gentlemen. You have been deceived...
  25. It’s scary, you know, to watch how a person who has always controlled himself completely loses control of himself.

Briefly and clearly

Short and bright quotes about school and school times that will not leave anyone indifferent.

  1. People are divided into two types: some are punished with the last desk, and others with the first.
  2. Our hearts demand PE-RE-MEN! Sorry, cry from the heart in the fifth lesson...
  3. Once you cheat, there will be no turning back...
  4. School is a place where children are broken in order to mold a person from their fragments.
  5. If every schoolchild knew what every schoolchild should know, then schools should be abolished...
  6. A person boasts about his school achievements only when he has nothing else to boast about.
  7. Almost all knowledge at school is superficial. You can divide by zero. 2+2 does not always equal 4. Gravity is not a force. Welcome to the real world.
  8. A talented person has the most difficult period in his life - when they try to break his talent at school.
  9. The teachers at school are the most tyrannical bastards in the world.
  10. A school sentence is the heaviest prison sentence in the world, not counting life.
  11. Textbooks are too expensive toilet paper.
  12. A teacher is a person who deserves a little respect and pity.
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