Quotes about a girl turning 30 are funny. Funny statuses and aphorisms about women's age


*** Women, there is no need to hide your age. You need to wear it so that men look back after you with admiration!!!

*** The most beautiful age of a woman is the age of love.

*** Balzac's age is not an age slightly older than average, it is the age when a woman remains attractive.

*** It’s stupid when they say that a woman blossoms at a certain age. A woman blossoms with a CERTAIN man!!!

*** There is no difference in age, there is a difference in intelligence.

*** A woman is as old as she looks in the morning. And a man's age is determined by what he can do in the morning.

*** AND A WOMAN IS GOOD at flirting! He walks like a cat - gently, slowly. She will pass without looking, with a slight rustling of her dress... I DON'T SIT THE YEARS when the SOUL SINGS!!!

*** Over the years, it becomes more and more difficult for men to run after women - they have to drag themselves.)))

*** A woman has two ages - before and after cosmetics.

*** No, well, why do girls reduce their age when they meet?! If you are 30, and you say that you are 25... then personally, I immediately think: no way, if you look like this at 25, then what will happen at 30! 0_o...))

*** Women are divided into young, very young and still young. Either men who have aged completely or those who have never matured can think differently.

*** The soul sings enthusiastically, it is waiting for love and sun. Although...what the hell is wrong with me...after forty!

*** The main disadvantage of women is that they are not both young and smart. They do this in turns.

*** A woman’s age is, firstly, her personal matter, and secondly, it is her state of mind, not her passport data at all.

*** Thirty is the best age for a forty-year-old woman.

*** Those years by which a woman reduces her age are never wasted: she adds them to the age of her friends.

*** The age of a woman, like a tree, can be determined by its rings.

*** In a normal female biography there is chronology before thirty years, after thirty mythology.

*** Young women probably won’t understand me, but I’m sad when my husband makes his own tea, looks for what to wear, warms up his own food. I get a feeling of uselessness. Love shows up in the little things.

*** A woman has no age from birth... The older she is, the more mysterious she is... And the brighter the colors of inspired passion, like the daring taste of a rare wine...

*** God forbid I become like everyone else... Tired, sad, with dull eyes. And hide your... still cheerful... laughter, Behind... just like that... flowing tears...

*** Unfortunately, you can be a woman of indefinite age until a certain age.

*** Women never grow beyond the age when they need to be carried in their arms.

*** By the age of thirty, a woman develops the image of a prince, which any asshole fits into.

*** A woman always remains a woman! Both at 5 years old and at 95!!!

*** The woman is seven years younger than her friends claim, and five years older than the men give her.

*** People in queues are already calling me a woman... Horror...

*** What is 30 years? This is women's prime!!! The mind is clear, and the distance is bright!) And the soul is full of warmth!!!)))))

*** Young, slender, pretty women do not vote on the roads for a long time, but grannies can stand for hours. Oh, these are our male instincts. Guys, where is our respect for old age?

*** A WOMAN’S AGE IS LIKE THE SPEEDOMETER OF A USED CAR: IT’S CLEAR THAT IT’S BEEN OPENED BACK, BUT HOW MUCH???

*** If a woman confesses her age to you, it means she has already left it.

*** Nothing makes you look older like your face. It holds on, holds on, and then suddenly overnight, like a landslide - bang! This is hard for even men to endure, let alone women...

*** The true age of a woman is always displayed in her eyes.

*** A woman has no age. They are either young or old.

*** At forty-five, the woman berry is again... But not everyone likes dried fruits.

Statuses about a woman's age

Mostly I dream about baby dogs:

  • to a pleasant meeting with an old acquaintance;
  • to meet a person who will soon become a reliable friend;
  • to an unexpected gift or surprise;
  • to replenish the family.

The circumstances under which they were dreamed play a big role in the interpretation of such a dream:

  1. If a sleeping person holds a small pet in his arms, this predicts concern for a friend’s life, his well-being, and assistance in solving his problems. For which, at any opportunity, the comrade will repay in kind. If a person just takes an animal in his arms, this promises financial profit and an improvement in his material condition.
  2. If in a dream someone else is taking care of a dog, the dreamer is surrounded by a faithful friend whose help you can always count on.
  3. Seeing a recently born puppy in a dream means unexpected troubles and worries that will bring positive results. Or to receive a nice gift.
  4. A barking dog in a dream means quarrels and disagreements with friends and relatives. But, if the sleeping person manages to calm the puppy, it means that all conflicts will be smoothed out and will not lead to serious consequences.
  5. If in a dream an animal does not play, but sits somewhere to the side and just watches, this means problems that will require a lot of effort and time to resolve.
  6. Seeing a thoroughbred means advancement up the career ladder and the favor of higher management.
  7. Feeding a dog in a dream means the appearance of a serious patron in the sleeping person’s life, who will contribute to career advancement. Another such dream may mean that soon a friend will have to provide all possible help.
  8. If a dog attacks a person in a dream, this threatens serious conflicts with colleagues. You should be prepared for unexpected attacks from them.
  9. Dreaming of a puppy biting a sleeping person means that it is time to stop helping a particular person. He will not appreciate this, but, on the contrary, will blame the dreamer for all his problems.
  10. A dream about rescuing an animal suggests that soon someone you know will need help in solving problems. And having provided it, the dreamer will find a good friend nearby.
  11. If you dream of a puppy gnawing on a bone, the dreamer will face large unexpected expenses of money, which will lead to a difficult financial situation in the future.
  12. Seeing a homeless dog in a dream is not a very good omen, which means that very soon the sleeping person will be faced with a choice: to act in his own interests, or to help a friend?
  13. A dream in which he is wounded threatens the dreamer with troubles and quarrels with friends.
  14. A sick puppy is a harbinger of illness for the sleeping person.
  15. Dreaming of a dead animal means a painful break in a relationship, the loss of a loved one.

For young girls and women, such a dream has a separate interpretation.

  • For example, this dream for a married girl speaks of her unspent love and affection, and her desire to have a child.
  • If a girl holds a dog in her arms, it means that she will soon have a baby.
  • And for an elderly woman, he prophesies the appearance of grandchildren in real life.
  • For a young unmarried girl, he prophesies a quick meeting with a person for whom she will have loving feelings.

" Andre Maurois

“When a woman turns thirty, the first thing she begins to forget is her age; and at forty he is completely erased from her memory.” Ninon de Lanclos

“Women in their thirties are at their best, but men in their thirties are too old to appreciate it.” Jean-Paul Belmondo

“Don’t trust anyone over thirty!” 1960s American counterculture slogan

“In a normal female biography there is chronology before thirty years, after thirty mythology.” Don Aminado

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“For my taste, the sexiest women are around 35. They know a lot about themselves, and knowledge is always seductive.” Pierce Brosnan

"She's still thirty-five years old since she turned forty." Oscar Wilde

“When you're 13, you want to drink beer freely, and when you're 30, you wish the bartender would ask for your passport.” Carrie Bradshaw

“After 30, actors start playing parents and it seems like a natural progression. But I don't agree with this! Never before have you felt as strong and passionate as you do at this age.” Jodie Foster

“The 30th anniversary was an important event for me. At this age, I realized: when thoughts arise that I don’t like something about myself, I definitely need to be alone with myself, devote only to myself at least 15 or 30 minutes a day.” Reese Witherspoon

“At 30, she was having a frank conversation with herself and felt divided. It was as if there were two women in her: one lived with reason, the other with feeling, one suffered, and the other did not want to suffer anymore.”

30 years is the time of accomplishment, 30 years is the age of the peak. This is the time of achievements for those who previously ruled the minds. 5 years - mom knows everything... 15 years - well, mom doesn’t know everything... 20 years - what does mom know!.. 30 years - you should have listened to mom...

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“They’ll still talk about me!!!” Updated 30 years ago

30 years is the time of accomplishment, 30 years is the age of the peak. This is the time of achievements for those who previously ruled the minds. 5 years - mom knows everything... 15 years - well, mom doesn’t know everything... 20 years - what does mom know!.. 30 years - you should have listened to mom... In the life of every girl who has never been married there are 3 reasons to change this: before 20 years of great love, after 20 and up to 30 years of consciousness, after 30 - out of need. This is life! Before 30, you prove that you are already an adult, after 30, that you are still young... Everything that was previously impossible to get 30 years ago and was considered a shortage, now it’s all called “ALL ALL CRAP” Before 30, there’s not enough night, - After 30, there’s not enough day... Until the age of 30, the status of girls on VKontakte is “single”, after 30 - “actively searching”)))) There are people whom you will be jealous of and in 30 years, you will be for the rest of your fucking life How good our school teachers look. When we studied, they were 35 years old. And since then, 30 years have hardly changed. Love is when you want to wake up with a person even after 30 years of marriage. And you go, pick up another girl for the night. It is not age that makes a person mature, but the experience that he has gained. The inadequacy of women over 30 years old is the real universal evil, and not these Lucifers of yours. Middle age is when you can still do everything you did before, but you prefer not to do it. What modern cultured girls wear, 30 years ago even the most reckless prostitutes would have been afraid to wear..)) It’s good to be a woman of 30... You can meet a man 10 years older or 10 years younger... What a range!.. What prospects!.. Half of the options are not available to twenty-year-old girls! In 30 years, there will be grandmothers with whom you can communicate via ICQ. At 20 - a man, at 30 - Playboy, at 40 - playon, at 50 - playoff, at 60 - game over. Those who don’t study anywhere at 20, don’t work anywhere at 30, have nothing at 40... Marriage is 3 months when people love each other. 3 years when they fight. And 30 years when they endure. Is 30 the beginning of real youth?

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There is something that changes in a person every day. What he enjoys in childhood and fears in old age. This age is not only the totality of days lived, but also the experience, wisdom and knowledge gained. We offer statuses about age for social networks for every taste.

Statuses with meaning about age

  • “Remember, no matter how old you are, you are always younger than you will ever be.”
  • “You begin to see your own years in your peers who are growing up.”
  • “In middle age you understand more about the elderly and less about the young.”
  • “A man’s age is how he feels. A woman’s age is the assessment of others.”
  • “The same actions at different ages are perceived differently. At 16 it might be a mistake, but at 30 it’s a conscious decision.”
  • “What difference does it make how old you are? If you still want to love, have fun and find new things in life -
  • “We always remain children at heart. Only over the years do we become covered with a layer of rules of behavior and principles.”

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Statuses about a woman's age

The most sensitive to the number of years lived are, of course, women. They notice the smallest wrinkles near the eyes, they are upset by the rapid growth of children, and the question makes them blush: “How old are you?” Let any status about a woman’s age, funny, with humor or sadness - whatever it may be - make you look at it from the other side and smile at every day you live.

  • “For a woman there can only be three ages: infancy, adolescence and “how beautiful you look!”
  • “Sad statistics: every 15 years a woman becomes 5 years older.”
  • “Only women know how to constantly talk about their years and never say how many they are.”
  • they look much younger when they say they are thirty.”
  • “There are no old women. There are some younger than others.”
  • “Don't trust women who don't hide their age. Who knows what else they are capable of?
  • “At 20, a woman thinks that 30 is old. At 30, she realizes how stupid she was at 20 and how good it is that she is young now.”
  • “If a woman is not yet married, this is not a reason to sympathize with her. This means that she understands perfectly well that it’s stupid to wait for the prince, and it’s too early to go out because “you have to.”
  • “Do you want to know how old the woman is? Ask what music she liked to dance to at the disco.”
  • “A woman in a good mood always looks younger.”

Status “I’m 30 years old today”

The status about turning 30 is about the age when you not only can and want, but at the same time you also know how to pull it all off. Whatever it concerns...

Age is such a fickle quantity

  1. Woman, remember, you are exactly as old as your man loves and fascinates you!
  2. Now I'm 30, and everything is fine, but then I'll be 31, and it will be difficult :D.
  3. I should remember everything that I didn’t have time to do before I was thirty, and do it now.
  4. At thirty, I hang out the same way myself, only if I can get home at eleven))).
  5. At thirty, a woman reaches the peak of her sexuality. And happy is the one who truly understands this!
  6. Thirty is the age when you are not only attractive, but also interesting.
  7. I'm thirty, which means I'm finally not a teenager.

And someday you will envy yourself at this age: cool “30 years old” statuses.

  1. Whether at thirty, or at twenty-five, or even at twenty: everything is the same, only the faces change.
  2. It’s good that the best part of life has not been lived, but is yet to come :).
  3. At 30, you already need to achieve something: intelligence, in principle, will be enough. And maybe not only yours.
  4. I've reached the age where I either go out with someone I like or with no one.
  5. Today you are 30, and I wish your soul to be full of warmth. You know, this is really important.
  6. You need to believe that the best is yet to come. Believe even stronger than before :).
  7. Well, let's see what it's like to have fun at 30 years old. Maybe I'll start laughing with Petrosyan's jokes?

What is this life like?

Cool status “I’m 30 years old” – about the time when you can still make mistakes.

  1. Thirty years: it’s time for you to choose when the “eventful” period of your life will end.
  2. At thirty years old, excuse me, please, it’s time to find all the meanings and start living the way you live!
  3. If you are thirty years old and don’t have a car yet, don’t worry, you will have many more... disappointments :D.
  4. Thirty is a sad time when you clearly understand that starting a rock band is unlikely to happen.
  5. At 30, you understand that wishing you health on every fucking holiday is not so meaningless.
  6. Thirty is important. Congratulations on no longer being a teenager!
  7. Thirty years - and you are still the same girl. Only you like completely different boys.

You should not listen to any flattery: believe only cool statuses for 30 years.

  1. If you are just a girl at heart, there is only one way out: your passport is lying.
  2. It’s good that at 30 I was doing something all the time. Now I can complain that I haven’t achieved anything for a reason))).
  3. The thirtieth birthday is the day when you least want to see your colleagues, but they are the ones who congratulate you!
  4. I have no plans to grow old, so relax there. Or rather, tense up :D.
  5. 30 is when good food is more important than some moron!
  6. The house should be cozy. And at thirty you must create this comfort yourself. Or herself.
  7. Thirty years have come. I sit and think whether I should meet them or not))).
  8. Live the way you lived. Then your years will be invisible!

You know, all dreams are only about you

The status for a woman “30 years old” is what captivates...

  1. I wish that there are more 30 candidates for your heart than 1-29 combined :D.
  2. At thirty, it’s time to understand: there is definitely something good in every day!
  3. Dear man of my dreams! I wished for you for my 25th birthday, so your wish should finally come true.
  4. You can’t say that, maybe, but let all the bad things remain in past years. And these will only contain good things :).
  5. There should be no reason to be sad. After all, first of all, it’s your birthday, and then you’re already thirty.
  6. Tender words could be told on a twenty-year anniversary. And on your thirtieth birthday you won’t get away without a gift :D.
  7. I don't need car keys, I need the keys to your heart. Just kidding, of course, come on here))).

It’s good when there’s a holiday every day: “I’m 30 years old today” statuses.

  1. At thirty, it’s time to stop coming up with both stupid and smart excuses. You just need to score.
  2. I was afraid of thirty, supposedly I would have to pretend that I was normal. Thank God I don't have to :D.
  3. I wish your every day to be filled with impressions. Absolutely everyone, and at any age.
  4. At thirty, you stop focusing on fashion and, finally, focus on yourself.
  5. Thirty years are not scary for me as long as I have red lipstick and dating sites))).
  6. 30 is the age when you are not afraid of an unfamiliar number. but on the contrary, you even rejoice.
  7. I'm not afraid of your maniacs. I’ll scare whoever you want :D.

Everyone chooses for themselves what to do at 30 - go on a diet or start living a normal life

A status about a woman turning 30 is only for those ladies who do not lack a sense of humor.

  1. Beware of the strong and independent. They fulfill their desires, not yours.
  2. Not every friend remembers when my birthday is, but every bitch knows for sure that I’m thirty, not twenty-nine.
  3. Once upon a time I was a surprise for my mother, but now I am a gift for myself :).
  4. You know, I won't die without you. But you without me - it’s very possible.
  5. What do I want for my thirtieth birthday? Oddly enough, but getting enough sleep...
  6. - Wow, your thirtieth birthday fell on April 1st. – Is it okay that the rest of your birthdays fall on the same date?
  7. 30 is a sad age when you have to love spinach instead of cookies and mayonnaise.

If you don’t have enough thrills on social networks, set funny statuses about a woman turning 30 years old.

  1. So, I’m already 30, and if you want to love me, then you only need to love me!
  2. I swear, I thought that at 30, right on my birthday, I would wake up in the morning as a grumpy old lady :).
  3. 30 is the age when you no longer expect anything from life: you just receive everything.
  4. The caffeine from coffee is no longer enough to wake me up. I need cocoa cocaine :D.
  5. Do you know how cool it is at school when the teacher gets distracted and starts talking about something? At 30 at work it’s the same...
  6. Dear ladies! If by thirty you have not managed to find your soulmate, forget about everything and live on your own.

Man's age: statuses

There is an opinion that men are less sentimental in matters related to age. Is it so? They will try to answer the question about age statuses for men.

  • “The more a man matures, the more women he finds attractive.”
  • “There is a period when a man realizes that it’s time for him to get married. At the same moment, a woman understands that being alone is a privilege.”
  • “At 40, a man feels younger than ever.”
  • “The growing up of a man is indifference to where his wife went. If only she didn’t drag it with her.”
  • “Twenty-year-old men add to their age when meeting a girl. The same can’t be said about thirty-year-olds.”
  • “A man’s sense of his youth depends on whether he has lived all this time with one woman or several.”

about age

Statuses about age are usually chosen by those who are familiar with worries about fading youth, who would give a lot for the opportunity to stop time and enjoy the current minute. That is why such statements are often full of nostalgia and sadness.

  • “The ability to wait for a miracle fades over the years.”
  • “The meaning of childhood cartoons sometimes only comes to light in adulthood.”
  • “The beginning of aging is when many things become indifferent.”
  • “It’s sad to see how young people have stopped enjoying life. It’s like they’re over 70.”
  • “The number in the passport that separates us from today is not an indicator of maturity. Intelligence does not come with age, but with the number of tragedies experienced.”
  • “Wrinkles are the most accurate indicator of the quality of life lived. Some people have a smile on their face, others have fatigue and pain.”
  • “To start changing something in life, you should think: would you like to return to this day in old age or not?”
  • “With age, the body becomes for the still living soul.”

Thirty is the age of the peak, the age of the cherry on the cake.

Do you have a significant date approaching? Then catch the cool status “I’m 30 today.”

  1. Thirty years is definitely the time for renewal. Happy birthday to me!
  2. Now is the age when you clearly understand: you should have listened to your mother.
  3. Youth begins when you stop proving that you are already an adult and begin to prove the opposite.
  4. The time to plant the seed is over. Now is the time to reap the benefits...
  5. At thirty, youth may end, but not youth.

The 30th anniversary status is for those who are ready to change not only externally, but also internally.

  1. Now I already have something behind me: a little experience, although not always pleasant. But I'm still young, and just as nice!
  2. The well-established personal life of a 30-year-old woman is the key to a stable nervous system for the majority of those around her.
  3. After turning thirty, not as much changes as it might seem at first glance.
  4. The excellent age of 30 is already something to be proud of, but still nothing to be ashamed of.
  5. A girl can remain a girl at 30, and become a woman by the age of 23. It all depends on the ability to make up and dress.

If you are 30 today, then you have every reason to enjoy life. This is the time of mature youth. Then when you can afford more in any way!

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Oscar Wilde, Christian Dior, Leonardo DiCaprio and other men - honestly and witty about women and their age.

Pierce Brosnan, actor

“In my opinion, women become sexier by the age of 35. They know more, and knowledge is always attractive.”

Oscar Wilde, writer

"She's still thirty-five years old since she turned forty."

Andy Rooney, journalist

“As I get older, I appreciate women over forty more and more. There are many reasons for this. For example, a woman over forty will never wake you up in the middle of the night to ask: “What are you thinking about?” She doesn't care what you think."

Chuck Palahniuk, writer

"Nothing is eternal. Even the Mona Lisa is gradually being destroyed.”

Pascal Brückner, writer

“At twenty years old beauty is nature, at thirty-five it is a reward, at fifty it is a miracle.”

Leonardo DiCaprio, actor

“A lesson for every woman: always strive to be more beautiful. It's your job! Know your value, but don't put a price on it!”

Christian Dior, designer

“Women are most attractive between the ages of thirty-five and forty. And since few women make it past the age of forty, the peak of attractiveness can last forever.”

Boris Akunin, writer

“The secret of a woman’s happiness is the ability to move from one age to another in time, and a woman has three ages: daughter, wife and mother.”

Ivan Efremov, writer

“Women do not like young people who are more attractive to men than themselves. A woman is always an enemy to a woman until she grows old.”

Erlend Lu, writer

“She believed that with age and experience solidity and calm would come, but the opposite is true: only stress and the fear of not being an excellent student become stronger. The feeling that she had to prove something became much stronger.”

Heath Ledger, actor

“I prefer experienced, mature women. Because they don’t try to act like adults, but they can act like young people.”

Richard Sheridan, poet

“It’s not easy for a woman who wants to appear like a girl at thirty-six.”

Oleg Roy, writer

“Sometimes you meet a woman, looking at whom you wonder and cannot understand how old she is. She looks great, and that’s why I want to say about her that she is somewhere between twenty-five and eternal youth.”

Jared Leto, actor

“We will all become old and wrinkled. But no one can cancel self-care, of course.”

Adrien Decourcel, playwright

“Age is a river; women are trying to make it flow back after thirty years.”

Honore de Balzac, writer

“At thirty, at the poetic peak of their lives, women can trace the entire path and see the future as well as the past. Women then know the price of love and value it, fearing to lose it; at that time their soul is still colored by the passing youth, and their love becomes stronger and stronger from fear of the future.”

Charlie Jones, musician

“Girls: women over forty addressing each other.”

Leszek Kumor, film critic

“Three periods in a woman’s life: when she is not afraid to show her age, when she is afraid to show her age, and when her age gives her away.”

Joseph Heller, writer

“Girls who are under 25 are easy-going and sweet. After 25 years, girls are even more flexible, but they are sad, and this is no longer so cute.”

Jules Renard, writer

“The woman never stops talking about her age and never says it.”

Jean-Paul Belmondo, actor

"Women in their thirties are at their best, but men in their thirties are too old to understand it."

John Gray, psychologist

“In their youth, women are much more likely to sacrifice themselves, adapting to the desires and needs of their partner. A man in his youth is too absorbed in his own person, he doesn’t even care about other people’s desires and needs. However, over time, the woman begins to understand to what extent she forgot about herself for the sake of her partner. And with age, a man discovers that he is not the only one who deserves human treatment and respect.”

Jack Nicholson, actor

“I don’t know if this statistic is true, but I heard somewhere that there are now three times more single women over forty than single men. This is what the women's movement has led to."

George Jean Nathan, critic

“As women age, they rely more on cosmetics, and men on their sense of humor.”

Peter Lindbergh, photographer

“When I did the shoot for the latest Pirelli calendar, they said to me: “Oh, how brave it is to shoot older actresses without retouching.” What are you talking about? I just like all these women, I don’t care about their age.”

William Somerset Maugham, writer

“Seventeen plus twelve is just twenty-nine, and damn it, this is not old age. Cleopatra was forty-eight when Antony renounced power over the world for her sake.”

Daniel Craig, actor

“A woman’s beauty does not depend on the number in her passport or how smooth her skin is. Inner content and talent are much more important!”

Finlay Peter Dunn, writer

“A woman is only as old as she appears in the eyes of the man who likes her.”

Alexander Vasiliev, fashion historian

“Old killed game is of no interest to a man - he has already tried it. Change! Be new and interesting. Change little things, scents, recipes, wardrobe, hairstyles.”

Funny statuses about age

  • “I have no idea how old you are, but you look a lot older.”
  • “What's the point of hiding your age? There is still a risk that they will give more.”
  • “Nothing makes you look older like the date of birth in your passport.”
  • “When was I born? In July. But I look much younger.”
  • “If you count my years in money, then I’m still just a baby.”
  • “30 is when you know how, where and what it will cost.”
  • “People realize everything imperfect in youth in maturity.”
  • “If a person is smart now, this does not mean that he has always been that way. Perhaps he did all the stupid things earlier.”
  • “If at 18 you look 13, then you begin to delude yourself that at 30 you will look 25.”
  • “There is a popular belief that if you wait a long time for changes in life, you can wait for the postman with a pension.”
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