Modern life hack: get married before you get fat
- Well, I don't want to compromise. Do you want rich? Well, yes…
- So what if there are several marriages behind you? Maybe I'm just greedy.
- Agree, already at school it was clear who would get married the fastest and who would “engage in self-development.”
- You need to marry not a general, but a lieutenant. Is the option of marrying someone other than a military man disappearing?
- Marriage is marriage, but appropriate flirting has not yet been canceled. How else can you feel like a woman?
- Too scary to get married? Who were beauty blogs invented for?
- Women will soon propose marriage to such brave men...
Cool statuses about marriage
If you are married and you don’t have a mink coat, diamonds, or drive an expensive car... Congratulations! You married for love))
And I'm very happy about it! I feel so comfortable in a mouton fur coat, with a simple gold wedding band, on our “six” with my beloved husband and one-year-old daughter!
Still, there is a marriage that can make a man happy. This is his daughter's marriage...
This is another way to look at it - who will pay for the wedding expenses?
Marriage is a transition from an 8-hour workday to a 24-hour day!
Yeah, but no one pays overtime ((
Many girls marry men who remind them of their father. Is this why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?
Exactly! That's why my mom cried))
Many people told me that there was nothing to do if I was married... They lied!!! There's so much to do, so much to do...
Not that word! I always sleep without my hind legs.
The wife says to her husband in anger: “It would be better if I married the devil!” -What are you talking about, dear! Marriages between blood relatives are prohibited!
This is about my wife))
Two friends: - Were you married? - Certainly! - So how is it??? - Just like in childhood - either don’t stay out late, or don’t meet other people’s men (uncles)!!!
If, like in childhood, everyone would just get married and run away.
The hardest thing is raising the right child from the wrong man.
They say it is impossible to change a person. But aren’t we the ones complaining that he “changed beyond recognition” after a couple of years of marriage? This is roughly what we will talk about in statuses about marriage.
- Today I noticed that the finger from which blood is taken is the ring finger of my right hand. What a strange coincidence!
- It has been proven that marriage is prolonged by a wife who suddenly learns to cook, or a husband who suddenly learns to earn money.
- For you, marriage is happiness, but for me, these two damn rings already resemble links in a chain that need to be dragged all my life...
- Nowadays it is privately accepted to marry not out of great love, but when there is no one else to choose from.
- A happy marriage is when both have the right temperament to make compromises. No more.
- Dear girls! When accepting a marriage proposal, think about whether there is a stove and a mop disguised under them...
- Lucy wanted to have a husband so much that she stopped posting photos in a swimsuit: she immediately went on to photos of borscht.
“I want to get married” status, “I want to get married” statuses are cool
- Mom, I want to get married! - Enough! Been there twice already! - Well, ma... - No, don’t ask!!! - Mom, I’m only going there and back!
This is how my mother responds to my younger sister))
Get married! Oh no!!! We were there! The service does not match the price list...
We've been there, we know))
I don't want to get married! For one simple reason - why make a bad husband out of a good lover?
Not calling?
Pharmacies have received a pregnancy test with two strips called “I want to get married!”
Ha, interesting product... I have to buy it
The most important thing in a girl’s life is university (to get married successfully).
It’s not for nothing that parents instill these goals from childhood))
I want to get married)))) Take me!!!
Straightforward...
I want to get married. It’s so great to have someone nearby whom you can torment for the rest of your life.
Men, be careful!
Women's beauty requires sacrifice in the form of a man's wallet
Cool statuses about marriage for those who are always ready to have fun. Why not look at familiar things from a slightly different angle?!
- When you see the prince on a white horse, don’t be so quick to rejoice. They both need to be fed.
- A recipe for your bride's bad mood: take a clothing store, take some money, then some more money...
- Since my skin on my hands is too sensitive, I am looking for a husband who is economical.
- Nowadays there are different girls: some are looking for rich people, and some are looking for wealthy ones.
- If a guy says that he sees you as the mother of his children, take a closer look to see if you see him as a potential child.
- Today people want to get married less and less. Not like getting married.
- Judging by the information on dating sites, most girls want brutal men under their thumbs... What can we hide, each of us dreams of this
- You shouldn't complain to your girlfriends about all your husband's sins. There are cool statuses about marriage especially for this.
- Judging by the complaints, people today are divided into those who have not yet married and those who have not yet divorced.
- When discussing your man behind your eyes, remember that in this way you are disparaging your own taste.
- They say you can’t live with your mother-in-law. But I still wouldn’t mind if she had a pleasant character...
- How nice it is when you have a little more arguments than just smashing dishes and shouting obscenities.
- All my motivation and desire to do something fades and breaks. It breaks on my husband's face.
- Smart people say that there should be harmony in the family. Smart but not well-read people say that there should be grandmothers in the family.
- No matter how successful and independent a woman is, deep down in her steely heart she still wants to get married.
Beautiful statuses about marriage
You are pain and light, peace and fear, you are the taste of heaven on my lips, the melody that I sing, you are life, and I love it!
This is how every husband should think about his wife!
The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear.
It is a fact!
The next stop is “getting married.” Let's go, girls, let's go!
What is the number of the bus that took you to this stop? I want to ride it too!
Having a man nearby is not a guarantee of absolute happiness for a woman... You can be married and be sad, or you can be happy while remaining a free woman.
That's right, you shouldn't rush to get married. It's better to always feel happy than just have a stamp in your passport.
Marriage is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we don’t think that we need to look for new ones. So the husband should become a loved one. One for life! The main thing is not to make a mistake in choosing!
I really can’t imagine how you can live with one person your whole life!
No matter how happily a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.
It's always nice when you are positively assessed by the prying eyes of handsome men
When you are already a wife
Beautiful statuses about marriage are designed specifically for those who are looking for something more in marriage than mutual benefit.
- Getting married is actually easy. But it is not so easy to find happiness in a casual marriage.
- We simply have no chance of becoming perfect. So we have to hope for love...
- The longer you are married, the better you understand that you should have thought earlier.
- It's not even that there are no selfish girls. It's about selfish friends who give advice.
- If you want to change your life through marriage, here's a little secret: it won't change.
- There is no need to strive to live together for a long time: it would be nice to live happily now.
- You are definitely happy in your marriage if you cannot stand separation from your spouse for a long time.
Marriage proposal status
When she was offered marriage, she fell from her chair, jumped up to the ceiling on the bed, ran around the apartment for about 30 minutes with happiness... And then quietly answered “I’ll think about it...”.
Real woman!!!
To get married successfully - sign a governess employment agreement!
Well, that is if you are unlucky with your husband.
When you proposed marriage to you, did you hope in your heart that I would refuse??? Yeah, dream... I agree, honey!!!
That's right, girl, keep it up!
- When will you stop making me comic proposals to marry you?! - When you become my wife.
So make her a normal proposal, joker!
This caller is asking you to marry him. Answer: “Dear subscriber! There are not enough funds in your account for this operation."
She knows exactly what she wants
Do you want to get married? - Stop threatening me.
Yeah))) Right to the point about me)
A woman creates a man with her thoughts about him, a man creates a woman with his attitude towards her
Let statuses about a happy couple help you become an example for your still single friends.
- A man who always rushes home, consults with his wife, calls back every missed call is not a henpecked man, but the best husband
- Only a man without flaws can strive to find a woman without flaws.
- There are no ideal relationships. The happy family will be the one in which they know how to forgive each other.
- A family in which everyone knows how to express their love to the other will be prosperous and strong.
- The relationship of wise spouses: one sees clothes thrown on a chair and silently puts them away, and the other sees dirty dishes in the sink and silently washes them. And their crowns are forgotten somewhere on the top shelf in the closet
- A good wife will glorify her husband’s valor and smooth out his shortcomings
- A successful marriage lasts as long as the husband and wife are interested in each other's thoughts.
- A good wife commands her husband by submitting to him
- Trust in a relationship is like paper: once you remember it, it will never be perfect again, no matter how hard you try.
- In a happy family, the husband is pleased to return home, and the wife is pleased to meet him
- When a man loves a woman, the cockroaches in her head look like ladybugs to him
- An ideal marriage is when the man speaks first, and the woman listens silently, and then the woman speaks, and the man silently does
- Relationships become happy not because two people get along well with each other, but because they deal well with situations where they don't get along.
- A harmonious couple is when he, who cannot be woken up even by an alarm clock, wakes up because she has stopped hugging him
- The wise wife is not the one who manages to hold on to her husband. The wise one is the one whose husband stays close to her.
- The most important thing in family quarrels is to shut up in time
- To be happy with your husband, you need to understand him very well and love him a little. To be happy with your wife, you must love her very much and not even try to understand
- The components of a strong marriage are the ability to respect, take care, listen, shut up in time, and forgive.
There is no point in giving recipes for family happiness - each family has its own set of ingredients
Statuses about family happiness are a kind of advice, following which you can find your soulmate and learn to take care of each other.
- The secret of an ideal relationship is a woman’s ability to forgive men’s stupidities and a man’s ability to tolerate women’s weaknesses.
- When quarrels occur in the family, each person asks himself: “Do you want to be right or do you want to be happy?”
- When you meet happy spouses, do not envy them. They faced the same difficulties as you, only they didn't break down.
- If you break some wood somewhere, you shouldn’t take it to the family hearth
- In order for a relationship to become happy, it must be created not with the one with whom you want to go to bed, but with the one with whom you want to get up
- A stupid man wants to re-educate a woman, a smart man wants to teach her, a wise man loves her for who she is.
- In a happy family life, the most important cog is love.
- The law of a happy married couple: swear, but make up, and always go to bed, either sideways or backwards, but always close by
- Add respect, patience, frankness to a love marriage, and it has a chance to be called ideal
- A marriage in which one half snores and the other half does not hear it is called happy.
- There are no family relationships without quarrels and resentments. The strong are offended, fight, but stay together. Weak - looking for a replacement
- A marriage can be considered ideal when the wife is a treasure and the husband is a treasury
- Happiness in a relationship depends on the fact that spouses find the good in each other despite everything
- An ideal marriage is when there is an opportunity to have a relationship on the side, but there is no desire
- A wise wife adds sugar to everything she says to her husband and removes salt from everything her husband says to her.
- In a successful marriage, spouses value each other, not judge each other.
- It is impossible to find happiness in a family unless you bring it with you.
- A strong, harmonious marriage is based on a balance of interests and high stress resistance
Statuses “getting married soon”, “getting married”
Get married, or what? Where is this unfortunate guy hiding?
Run, boy!
Are you married?! - No. - When are you going? — When I finish university. And are you married?! - No. - When are you going? - When you graduate from university.
What a man! Waiting means loving!
Wedding.. the coolest holiday in our lives!
It only seems so! When this day comes, you will wish it would end soon!
We are no one to each other, we always quarrel, swear, almost fight... but everyone is sure that the wedding is coming soon!!!
This is about my fiance and I! Everything is exactly like that!
And I realized with horror that I had been pregnant for a month. There was no time to find out who the child was from - I had to get married urgently...
I did the right thing!
I am pregnant! Marriage is soon! Thanks to the grandmothers at the entrance, otherwise I wouldn’t even know...
The grandmothers at the entrance know everything!
Status “I’ll give my friend in marriage”, “my friend got married”
I'll give my friend in marriage! I'm not healthy enough to walk with her so much!
The main thing is to marry her off successfully, otherwise you’ll have to go out even more later.
Dear men!!! Please marry my friend... Because she’s so busy: she goes everywhere, takes walks... and I’m sitting at home...))))
You are evil))
One friend says to another: - Darling, it’s time for you to get married... - I still can’t find the right one, I keep thinking about your husband... - About my husband... - Well, yes, I think, God forbid I come across such an idiot!
Then together you will wash the bones for your husbands!
I will give my friend only to those hands that will love her more than I do.
A real girlfriend!
Girlfriend, you're getting married, It's a little sad, but it doesn't matter. If only you were happy and like a rose bloomed.
So cute…))
Despite the different situations and relationships of spouses in marriage, people forget about humanity and sincerity. To improve your life together and family relationships, you just need to talk. There is no need to hide dissatisfaction or pleasure. Some people don't take hints - they just need to be told.
No matter how wonderful marriage is, it’s like going from an 8-hour work day to a full day.
He and she lived happily ever after until they met and got married.
Why is everyone so persistent in trying to get married? After all, marriage has destroyed more women than all the disasters combined.
Marriage can be compared to a mirage in the desert, when it seems to you that a beautiful palace, greenery and a camel loom in the distance. But as soon as you get a little closer to it, first the greenery will disappear, then the palace, but the camel, bitch, will remain!
Best status: Since childhood, I thought that marriage was awarded to the happiest couples.
I'm looking for a beautiful blonde with a gorgeous appearance, but smart and thoroughbred. I'm not suggesting marriage.
If a woman wants something, then a man must want it too. It turns out that the man wants to get married, perfume and new shoes?!
Marriage is an event between two educated people who persistently try to re-educate each other.
The more beautiful, smarter and more sophisticated a girl is, the less chance she has of finding a good husband.
Only a married woman has a gorgeous future, which is behind her.
Conquer and submit - this is the formula for marriage.
True love is not between bodies, but between souls.
Girls, make sure that you really want to get into the cage when you get married. One day, the registry office employee thought about it and instead of “Dear spouses,” she said “Dear spouses.”
If you are not happy in your marriage, try living as a family)
My marriage is another confirmation that heaven is a complete mess!
By the 20th anniversary of their marriage, the spouses have already come up with about 20 ways to kill each other.
Marriage is characterized by hatred at the same time as love.
With each new marriage, men and women understand each other better and treat the opposite sex with greater understanding.
About marriage: if you turn right, you’ll immediately want to turn left...)))
I can change my VKontakte status... This is one of the few things that changes so easily...
People, when creating a family, do not create a marriage!
years will pass... and he will remember about you... he will dial your phone number and call... he will ask how are you doing?: and you will answer - best of all * - he will ask... what are you doing, dear?! - and you will say, smiling slightly * I’M GET MARRIED)
“Love cannot be used” - everyone makes their own choice where to put a comma...
She loves one. I like the other one. He's sleeping with the third one... he's settled in well, but it won't last long...
When two young people get married, it seems to them that their entire future life is a continuous continuation of the wedding... in fact, it more often resembles the morning after the celebration: the head is cracking, there is a mess around and the crumpled face of the spouse next to it.
If your marriage is bursting at the seams, don’t resist - scraps can also be useful in the household!
A marriage certificate is a driver's license, which is awarded before the test.
Life itself rejects defective marriages.
It often happens that the marriage has already been annulled, but the relationship has not yet.
Tell me how many years you have been married and I will tell you what you do in the evenings.
If you give everyone too much, the bed will break =)
If a man and a woman at a cafe table kiss and hug each other, look tenderly into each other’s eyes, there is a gorgeous bouquet of roses lying next to them, and they have rings on their ring fingers - be sure that they are either newlyweds or married lovers.
Most people will never be able to answer the question: why did they get married?
For most men, marriage is a transition from one mommy to another.
If you are happily married, maybe you should stop lying to yourself???))
Due to the current demographic situation in our country, if I were some girls, I would vote for polygamy!
When you want to make another scandal, think about your children - do you want to? So that they would always live in scandals? After all, they will create their seven in the image of yours!
Girls hope that after marriage their lives will change, but this is exactly what men are afraid of
Guest marriage is heaven on earth, but only with sex.
In fact, a strong marriage can only be called one in which spouses and children want to spend holidays together and do so.
Male logic: Are you cold? Snuggle close to me. You feel hot? Take off your clothes...
If you want your husband to spend time with you, then make sure that he does not find such pleasant pleasure and tenderness in any other place
A woman is happy in her marriage when her children, husband, parents, and everyone who lives with her under the same roof are happy. A man is happy in marriage when he himself is happy.
If all marriages were happy, TV series would not exist!
After being married for several years, at the beginning the husband tells his wife how hysterical she is, and the wife tells her husband what an idiot he is. And then they just become hysterical and idiotic, living peacefully together.
People feel such a need for love that some even love their spouses.
Be friends?! God forbid I be friends with you! I want to marry you.
Marriage is a constant war between two completely different galaxies.
Marriage is an opportunity to learn about all the shortcomings of your loved one at once.
A wedding ring on a man's finger means - carefully - married, but for a woman - bolder, I'm still married)))
Second marriage is a victory of hope over common sense
Those women who live alone envy married women. Those women who live in marriage envy single women.
Marriage is a paradoxical type of community, which includes only two people, but which, nevertheless, consists of two slaves, a mistress and a master. © Beers Ambrose
A woman needs marriage so that she has a reason to bake pies and at the same time eat them herself.
Love is blind - but marriage is a good eye doctor
If you advise everyone at a friendly table not to get married, then you are already married.
I really want something...either to get married...or to get some seeds..
Recently I saw on the street a girl of about 16 years old walking with a child, on the stroller with the child there is an inscription In the stroller it’s my brother, not my son, whoever calls me a young mother again will get it in the eye. Smiled.
Dear Grandfather Frost! Last time on New Year's I asked you for a boyfriend. so, take this goat back and give me better tangerines.
How to make a guy hysterical? Write him a text message: “How about sex without obligations?!”, and then add: “Oops... not for you!”
Everyone thinks that every girl's dream is to find the perfect guy... Yes, of course! Our dream is to eat and not gain weight!!!
Questions stand like hooks. Where did the men go? What kind of fate, motherfucker? Going to bed alone again...
It’s funny when three guys write to you at the same time: “Make sure you don’t cheat on me there!”
For women, men are like pies... for some with cabbage, for others with eggs!!!
Do you think you'll be my boyfriend? Ha! Naive! At least a husband!
I really want to kiss him, but my pride gets in the way. I really want to come up and hug you, but you need to control yourself. But there is one “BUT”, he is such a goat, but you still love only him...
You correspond with a guy you like and at the same time send the correspondence to your friend. and every time you are afraid that you will send correspondence to him by mistake.
Me: - Mom, two guys are asking me to date, I can’t choose what should I do? Mom looks at me and smiles. Me: - No, mom, with both of them this is not an option! They know each other. Mom: - Damn!
Guys, you are our defenders! Stop pumping up elves, pump up your muscles!!!))
If a guy looks into your eyes for a long, long time, the girl can be sure that he has already looked at everything else.
So what if I eat a lot of sweets! And this doesn’t mean that I will be plump... I will be sweet! :))
Women's logic - Better say it in a nice way, otherwise I’ll think of it myself, it will be worse!
Female omen: If you go out without makeup, you will meet everyone you know!
Honey, I have 2 news for you. One is good, the other is bad. Which one should I start with? - Let's go with the bad... - I crashed your BMW. - Is it good?.. - I won’t do that again.
Marry me already! Urgently! And then all my married friends complain about how unhappy they are... I’m the only happy one. It's just inconvenient =)
Do you know why MEN used to be more willing to MARRY? Because THERE WERE NOT, well, NOT on sale, ready-made CUTLETS and DUMPLINGS... =))
Dear girls, if you hear the phrase: There are no ugly women - there is not enough vodka. Feel free to answer: There are no ugly men - there is not enough money!
Spring will show who pumped the press in winter and who pumped the refrigerator door
The kettle is whistling, the microwave is beeping, the children are screaming, the husband is freaking out, the cat is asking for food, the dog is barking, the phone is ringing...
and all this fucking is called “good morning”???)
And I will leave... Not noticing the insults... Chewing a chocolate candy... And let an evil horse love you, and not a ray of sunshine like me!!!
Girls are like salt: it’s not sweet with them, but tasteless without them...
A girl can drink a bottle of vodka, beat a guy with her purse, walk home on a dark street alone... But she will go to the toilet with a friend.
I’m thinking about deleting the phone numbers of my ex-boyfriends from my mobile phone... and all after my mother shouted from the kitchen, “Go quickly, the fuck is calling you.”
A friend gave me a kitten. I run home, smile from ear to ear, shouting to my boyfriend - “Hurray! We will have a little one!!” He almost fell off the sofa, poor thing.
A real girl can take off and put on her bra without taking off her T-shirt.
I was often told as a child that I was a very kind and sweet girl... In general, they jinxed me, you bastards...
I went to the store to buy a bag, but I liked the boots and bought a blouse.
There are always two essences fighting in a woman: a cat that wants to walk on its own, and a dog that needs an owner...))
I would like to get married. My wife would cook dinner for me, bustle around the house, bake pies... But my sexual orientation does not allow me to have a wife, since, unfortunately, I am straight.
Every morning I go through 5 stages of waking up: denial, anger, bargaining, awareness, coffee.
A proper handbag should hold at least two one and a half bags.
Every woman has the right to wake up her husband at three in the morning to ask if he loves her. And if he loves, then let him bring him something to drink.
Never send women! They won’t get lost even without you!
I would be a good girl if it weren't for these bad boys...
And yet, heels are an extraordinary thing... Put them on by a chic woman, take them off by a happy person.
Only a girl can put her cell phone on silent mode so as not to distract her, and then check every 5 minutes to see if she has received an SMS.
So, I stayed at home with my child until he was three years old. Tomorrow is the first day of work. At least I’ll rest!
A real girl should have 4 animals: a JAGUAR near the entrance, a MINK in the closet, a TIGER in bed and a GOAT who pays for all this..
SMS correspondence. HE: “I was wrong... forgive me...” SHE: “I only have one question! How were you able to type an SMS with your hooves?!”
I'm scratching my heels again! On ice and morning powder! Of course it's tough!!! How did you want it??? What if fate!!??? And I'm wearing galoshes...
How to determine whether you need to lose weight? If a man can carry you to bed in his arms, you’re in shape... If not, change this goon for a normal man!
A real woman can make something out of nothing: a hairstyle, a salad and a tragedy.
If a guy stops his computer game to respond to your message, marry him.
Only our women know how to shine like stars, flutter like moths, bloom like roses, and at the same time plow like horses...
Women's wardrobe: nothing to wear, but nowhere to hang it.
Oh, and somewhere in the golden time when I was praised for sleeping and eating well!!!
Katya, pay attention to how you walk... A girl should float as if on the waves. But you don’t swim, and you don’t even walk. You're fucking!
In winter, all the birds fly south, and the hares change their fur coats... Dear, am I a bunny or a bird???
I am always tormented by one question, where do the clothes that I don’t like in my wardrobe come from?
Girls with small breasts are the happiest, because they are sure that they were not loved for their tits!
Honey, you got it. Your mom liked me!!!
A girl will flirt with anyone if the right person is looking at her at the same time.
Every woman is a sorceress... If she’s in the mood, she creates. If he’s not in the mood, he does something.
For women, childhood ends when they are called not to eat, but to cook...
Well-mannered girls don’t swear, don’t get drunk, don’t dance on tables... In general, their life is boring - very boring!
All women are essentially angels, but when their wings are broken off, they have to fly on a broom.
Yesterday a little boy called me (wrong number) and asked: “Mom, where are you?” The second day I walk around under the impression and think... Maybe this is a call from the future?
When the thought came to me to tell him to fuck off, the cockroaches in my head gave a standing ovation.
I decided to tidy up my purse... I took out the bucket three times.
No need for the labors of Hercules. No need for money, power, rank. Don't make women cry. Then they will call you a Man!
Two blondes: - Olya, tell me, when I copy text with the mouse, where is it saved? - As where? Of course in the mouse!
A woman really has such a place that, if you touch it, you can drive her crazy - this is her soul.
I am very kind, gentle, affectionate, fluffy. The main thing is not to step on the tail.
The fact that a woman didn’t refuse you doesn’t mean anything. Perhaps she did not refuse you, but herself.
Women are resourceful! They will find everything - even socks, even a remote control, even a stash, even another husband!
I think about you every Saturday... when I wash the floor with your shirt...
Girls! If the skirt has become tight, throw it away if it can’t contain so much beauty!)))
I can do anything!!! - Can you be silent? - I can do anything, I can’t be silent...
The myth that women only need money was invented by men who have no money.
Why scare your wife with a divorce? Use your brains, man! You're in only shorts with debts. Only your mother will need you!
A woman is a strange bird. He gets up in the morning like a lark, works like a woodpecker and goes to bed late like an owl. At the same time, she must coo like a dove and shine like a firebird, remaining a pie in the sky for other men, and a bird in the hands for her own.
I'll give my best friend in good hands. Due to my marriage, I cannot provide her with walking.
When a woman supposedly agrees to friendship, this does not mean that she is not making more serious plans for you.
Be friends with you? Just get married!
Are you being ignored? Are you cold? Can't stand it? Don't have a high opinion of men in general? Just ask her in marriage. See how your hand will relieve all syndromes.
Best status: Whatever they say about the advantages of a civil marriage, a loving man will not humiliate a woman with half-trust, trial periods, a chance to step back if it doesn’t work out. In fact, a woman does not need this chance. What she needs most is love without a doubt.
If you follow the saying about a woman and about God, then you will not envy all of humanity. Because even God is at a loss as to what a woman really wants.
A man’s desire to sleep with an unapproachable beauty is simply baby talk compared to the desire of a woman who has set out on the path of searching for a candidate for marriage.
I will only get married if I find a cool wedding dress.
I can’t get married because I’m a greedy egoist. Someone will get me, so cool, and what will I get in return?
It’s a pity that there is no such pill that would erase the inscription in the eyes: “I want to get married!”
All mothers cry when their daughter gets married... But my mother says: let the one who takes you cry!:D
He asked me to marry him.. -And you?)) -What the hell kind of husband! My eyes still light up when I see the ice slide...
I don’t care about your plans, I’m marrying you in three years!
You write snotty quotes about love - you are a juvenile fool. Study nerd. If you don't study, go crazy. You sit at home - you're a nerd. When you hang out, you don’t think about the future. She got married early - she's a fool. She got married late - she's a fool. If you don't get married, you're a fool. Listen, go fuck yourself!
I will forget about my marriage, for your sake, my love!
In my time, marriage was a declaration of love. - And in my time - oh, I got pregnant
