New Year statuses 2022 for social networks will help you attract attention to your page. With the help of statuses, you can share your wonderful holiday mood and positive attitude with friends and subscribers.
We present to your attention cool and beautiful statuses for the New Year of the Tiger 2022. They are perfect for all social networks - VK, Odnoklassniki, Instagram or Twitter. Remember, the status should be filled with the most beautiful feelings - from winged dreams to sincere wishes.
Funny statuses for the New Year of the Tiger
In this section there are funny New Year statuses mentioning the symbol of the year - the Tiger:
- Year of the Tiger. Black stripe, white stripe, gold stripe!
- I change partners every night. Yesterday I slept with a stuffed tiger, today I slept with a bear.
- A girl must have at least 4 animals: an arctic fox in her wardrobe, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in her bed, and a donkey who pays for it all.
- Grandfather Frost, let’s celebrate the New Year of the Tiger this time, not at my house? The holes from the deer antlers have not yet been repaired.
- I am a high-society tigress. But I also look harmonious in slippers.
- Don't destroy my nerve cells. Nervous tigers live in them.
- Non-drinkers, yet economical, loyal, handy men - these are like Ussuri tigers! It seems to be there, but no one has seen it!
- A woman is able to ride a tiger to escape a mouse.
- It is better to live a whole year like a tigress than a whole life like a sheep.
- Please do not break my nerve cells, my nervous tigers live there.
Short New Year statuses 2022 for VK
And here is a selection of short statuses for the New Year 2022 for the VKontakte social network.
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“I wish everyone to see only their loved ones in the New Year. After all, it is believed that whoever you spend it with, you will see them all the time. Make your guest lists carefully!”
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“The New Year is finally approaching... what surprises will it bring?”
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“Many people celebrate their preparations for it on such a large scale that when the New Year comes, they are completely ready.”
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“Our dear Santa Claus! Even though I only have one place left of my childhood, I decided to send you a message. Please send us more luck, hard cash and butter. As for good luck with the coin, if it’s clear, then oil, so that everything in the family and at work goes smoothly, like it slides on oil.”
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“Grandfather Frost, please let my neighbors’ karaoke break down. Better yet, they will go far, preferably abroad. Thank you in advance!"
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“Officially, the days of celebration are January 1-2. How much will people actually drink as they celebrate 2022?”
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“I’ll organize a classic holiday: I’ll make Olivier salad, decorate the Christmas tree and buy more fragrant tangerines! I would like to remember my sweet childhood. But we really need more tangerines so that there will be enough until the 1st!”
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“The news is frightening with rising prices, but we are not afraid, we will celebrate the New Year beautifully and spend the Old Year. The people are experienced, all the way until the neighbors, driven by the noise, show up with a brick!”
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“There are “damn it, there’s little time, and there’s no food, and there’s nowhere to celebrate it” days left before the New Year.”
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“The season of congratulations and sentimental messages from mysterious numbers is officially open!”
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“The New Year will come soon. I’ll turn on the countdown and cross out every passing day from my calendar!”
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“In the pre-New Year period, so many things accumulate! It’s like we’re trying to complete annual goals in the 2-3 remaining weeks!”
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“Tangerines are appearing, which means the New Year is finally approaching!”
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“I love winter, especially when it snows. Every day seems magical and a festive mood arises automatically.”
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“In these New Year's days, let's count down and at the same time enjoy this moment of anticipation!”
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“One-two, one-two, the New Year is coming here. Three - the Christmas tree, come on, burn!
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