Holidays. Funny phrases about holidays


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Every year the number of holidays gradually increases: New Year, Christmas, Old New Year, Valentine's Day, February 23, Easter, Mother's Day, Halloween, St. Nicholas Day - and this is not the entire list of significant events that are celebrated throughout the year.

Each holiday has its own theme, meaning, reasoning and associations. On New Year's days, we remember what we have lived over the past year, analyze our successes and failures, dream of starting over again and appreciate our family and friends.

Funny statuses about the New Year

If trouble knocks on your door on New Year's Eve, then let happiness open it and answer: “No one is home”!

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At the strike of the clock, at twelve sharp, the world will change around. It’s like we’re falling into a fairy tale, suddenly plunging back into childhood

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On New Year's Eve, more words about love, Wishes, smiles, kindness. Maybe only yours will come true, Do not regret the warmth for your loved ones!

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Children need the New Year for a fairy tale, losers - as a starting point for new hope, and others - for fun.

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New Year's holidays are like renovations: the end result is very different from the original plan.

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I'm lying almost dead on the bed. Looks like I'm a glutton, a drunk and a spendthrift! I’m afraid that neither the strength nor the means will be enough to celebrate the Old New Year with dignity.

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  • Waking up after the New Year holidays is like getting fifteen Mondays in your face at once.

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We had a great New Year! Today it is impossible to look at three things: tangerines, chocolate, alcohol

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New Year is funny, If only there was no pressure, And half the population wasn’t shaking with a hangover.

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Fortunately for us, or perhaps for our misfortune, Seconds fly by quickly. It’s so good that New Year’s is only ONCE a year, After all, drinking so much twice is unbearable.

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  • I remember this week vaguely. And, like, you told me this morning, the seventh of January today is strange. Tell me again, has it already been the sixth?

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The New Year celebration was a success; the carefree faces of passers-by can be seen lying here and there.

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Gloomy faces with pale skin Festal, mezim everything goes into action. Rasolchik is also popular. The country celebrated the New Year

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In Russia, on January 1-2, ambulances pump out people who have had too much to drink, on January 4-5, those who have eaten too much, and on January 7-8, those who have been poisoned.

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From the explanatory note: “I didn’t come to work on January 2 because I thought I had come.”

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Morning of January 1st. What happened yesterday? Duck new year. Aaah Which one?

Different meaning, different themes

On February 23, we pay great attention to and congratulate the male half of humanity, and on March 8, the female half. In May, we glorify the exploits of our ancestors in the struggle for the Motherland and sacredly honor the tradition: “Peace. Work. May". On the Easter holiday, most of humanity suddenly transforms into Christians, and on the Halloween event, young people and children smear their faces, depicting evil spirits. In this way, they struggle with internal fears and make fun of a variety of frightening objects.

Every holiday is good in its own way. A variety of wishes, decorations, traditions and quotes about the holiday differ depending on the special date. They are all quite funny and worth checking out.

People all over the Earth, young and old, love holidays and glorify them in songs, poems, and aphorisms.

Cool statuses for the New Year

  • Happy New Year! Happy New Year! With new happiness and goodness. May he bring health and prosperity to every home.

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Let the snowflakes dance and let your dreams come true. I wish you all success and good luck, Peace, happiness, warmth.

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Both adults and children are waiting for him - Let him enter every home as a friend. There is no better holiday in the world than the merry New Year holiday.

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In the bustle of an intoxicated carnival, you need to have a good time, With a large soul, the old year, So that you can completely forget about it.

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Happy New Year, I wish you all the best in the world, May life be like in a fairy tale, Long, bright and beautiful.

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  • May the New Year bring good things, And open the door to a fairy tale, And certainly bring all the best with it.

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I wish you this whole year to live in love and happiness, not to know sadness and worries and other bad weather.

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The clock will strike twelve times, and a miracle will suddenly happen! Let everyone's dreams come true, May joy knock on your home.

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What is this holiday anyway? - New Year!? My God. And there is no peace. Thoughts run. People are running.

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They are fussing so that they have time. Each one to his own level. For some it’s ate! And a gift from a dream!

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  • For some it’s a meeting! Once a year, or maybe twice. Explosion of Champagne and speech. The President's head!

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On the screen. And for someone Behind the screen – Mirages. During the holiday, people began to feel like they were not dividing into strangers.

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New Year - And we are all related! Congratulations to everyone. The year is counted in miracle days - All thirteen. Holiday! Glad?!

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Glad! - At the Christmas tree, decorating. Glad! - Writes a postcard for everyone. Glad! - And, continuing further, I won’t have time. So many topics.

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How much does this Eternal New Year contain?! And with old things, everyone still expects a miracle.

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  • Adult! - Waiting for him like children. Children! - They believe in miracles. Snow-white “hellos” are heard on the clock!

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And at the last minute, having announced the time together, for some reason we are timid. A moment of desire - So beautiful!

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How beautiful he is! - Whirlwind! – This moment is like New Year. It will sweep into the night and fade away. Next year, without “new”, that’s it.

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Next - What you wished for! House, cleaning, guests, home. Three hundred and sixty pianos! - Ahead. Play! - At that.

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Where is the desire?! - Be quiet. There are two colors. And eight notes. Sing! Play! Dance! - God hears! New life! - Happy New Year!

Folk sages about the celebration

There are serious, heartfelt, beautiful, funny and funny sayings about the holiday.

Here are some examples:

  • “The best holidays happen within us.”
  • “New Year is not a holiday, but a time machine that takes us back to our childhood years!”
  • “After the holidays, only underwear is put on the body. And even then it’s bed stuff.”
  • “The holiday is always with you when you have a sense of humor.”
  • “The bigger the cake, the longer the celebration.”
  • “The Fatherland becomes the most defenseless on February 23.”
  • “Woman, your day is March 8th.”
  • “Summer has no holiday. Summer is a holiday."
  • “Friday is a small holiday for men, a weekly Men’s Day.”
  • “Scientists have found that birthdays are good for health. The more birthdays you celebrate, the longer you live.”
  • “A large number of children hate dahlias and asters on September 1.”
  • “New Year’s Eve is over, and everything is falling into place.”
  • "Christmas comes even to the battlefield."
  • “Celebration is a reason for gluttony.”
  • “The way you celebrate the New Year, you’re unlikely to spend it.”
  • “New Year is when a father tries to convince his children that he is Santa Claus, and his wife that he is the opposite.”
  • “Holidays live for miracles. In order for hope to glimmer in the soul: what if?”
  • “The victory was celebrated properly, there were songs, dances, and fights.”
  • “The New Year is a bright stop between the past and the future.”
  • “Holidays are given to man for the pleasure of the soul, not the body.”

The best quotes about the holidays are said in friendly company, favorite movies and personal reflections. A holiday is a wonderful event, no matter what you call it!

Cool statuses about the New Year

While serpentine, tinsel, gimp Rise above the boredom of other possessions, The languor of the New Year's weeks To endure and endure, what a wondrous fate!

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Dear Grandfather Frost, I can’t have sweets, please send me a box of semi-sweet

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Guys’ childhood ends when they want their wishes to be fulfilled not by Santa Claus, but by the Snow Maiden

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Santa Claus spent a long time explaining to 12-year-old Misha that even though he had behaved well this year, he couldn’t do anything that would cause the chemist to die.

A HOLIDAY THAT ALWAYS WITH MEANING

“Smart leisure” or “leisure with meaning” is becoming increasingly popular among compatriots, especially residents of big cities. More and more people are looking for opportunities not just to have fun, but to combine business with pleasure: relax and at the same time help someone or learn about something. For example, the “celebration with meaning” format is gaining popularity: you can turn your own birthday, corporate evening or meeting with classmates into an event that, in addition to entertainment and communication, brings real help. The organizers of such holidays invite friends and colleagues to refuse gifts in favor of charitable organizations and social projects.

This is much easier to do than it seems, because non-profit organizations will be happy to support your initiative if you contact them. And some of them even open special services to support such initiatives. Online, you can use the “Need Help” fund project “On Occasion”: if you celebrate the holiday yourself in the usual format, but announce a collection on its occasion in favor of a specific ward, you can select a fund and ward and start an appropriate collection, by sending your friends the link. In a full-time format, the “Holiday with Meaning” project operates, for example, in Moscow at the Blagosphere Center for the Development of Philanthropy and Social Activity. Any resident of the capital can submit an application to the center to hold such a holiday, and the center’s staff will help him contact the fund of interest or choose one, provide a site, help with the program and, most importantly, guarantee that the collected funds will be sent to the address and the chosen fund will report on where the assistance was sent.

Believe me, charitable organizations need any, even small, monetary help. Therefore, a person of any income can hold such a holiday. In charity there are no small amounts or insignificant help. It doesn’t matter whether you’re hosting a modest bachelorette party for 10 people or organizing a large charity auction for 50-100 guests. For example, at the holiday, which Maria Muravyova held in the Blagosphere in favor of the Old Age in Joy foundation, guests collected 28 thousand rubles, and at the holiday

Valeria Kuznetsova raised 192 thousand for the benefit of the Towards Changes Foundation, where our editorial staff visited. “Old Age in Joy” used these funds to pay for vital specialized care for lonely elderly people from a boarding home in a town in the Arkhangelsk region. The Towards Change Foundation will send them to support projects of social entrepreneurs.

The formats of such holidays can be very different. If Maria held a small birthday party, where guests sang with a guitar and looked at photographs, Valeria developed a whole range of different entertainment and activities for her guests.

In addition to the main event - a charity auction, the lots for which were presented by different people and organizations, entertainment venues were organized for guests: charity shops and miniature cafes, a master class on creating jewelry. All this became possible thanks to the efforts of not only the author of the idea of ​​the event, but also the “Towards Change” foundation. The organization supports social entrepreneurs who create projects that not only bring financial benefits, but also help solve the problems of orphans or children with developmental disabilities.

An example of such a business is the JewelGirls jewelry store, which organized a master class for Valeria’s guests. In the language of a social entrepreneur, this is not a store at all, but an art therapy program for children and youth from risk groups and victims of violence - those in shelters, crisis centers, boarding schools and orphanages, their graduates, those with disabilities, “little mothers” , visitors. They create beads, bracelets and earrings in classes organized by the Safe Home Foundation. Profits from the sale are directed to the needs of children - the authors, we note, of truly beautiful jewelry.

“It was a pleasure creating tonight! Usually I do everything myself, but the Towards Changes Foundation, for which we raised funds, actively helped me in preparation. I am sure that holding such events in the “Blagosphere” is much more logical and simpler. Representatives of previous venues were pulling the wool over their shoulders and wanted to make money from the event. And together with the center’s team, we were able to implement the holiday in the format that I originally intended,” says Valeria.

It is important that “Blagosphere” is ready to help with an idea and with the recipient of help, to introduce them to the fund that is close to a particular person (for example, choose one that helps animals, or helps specifically in the field of education, etc.). Holidays at the center site were held in favor of various, but always trusted organizations. This form of collecting donations allows you to help quickly and see the real results of your help.

Having visited the “Holiday with Meaning”, we were able to see that any event can not only lift your spirits, but also bring obvious benefits, and you can do charity work like this – with joy and a smile on your face.

If you are interested in the idea of ​​holding a “Holiday with Meaning,” please contact. Contacts can be found on the website blagosfera.space.

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