Statuses about relationships with meaning
The more things you can't tell a person directly, the less meaning there is in your relationship.
Relationships are like a ship. If you can't withstand a small storm, then there's no point in sailing into the open sea.
All relationships are difficult. Like in music: sometimes there is harmony, and sometimes there is cacophony.
The value of a relationship is determined not by the number of quarrels, but by the speed of reconciliation.
Quarrels and misunderstandings are healthy companions of any budding relationship.
There are only two people worthy of comparison with you: you yesterday and you tomorrow!
Where your character begins, your relationship ends.
The best relationships are those in which you don’t have to put a password on your phone.
When you are dear to a person, he will definitely answer you even to a message to which there is essentially nothing to say.
Building a relationship on lies is like building a house on sand. They will definitely collapse.
There is only one right way to build a relationship, and we would all like to know it.
Take care of relationships so as not to protect the memories of them.
Relationships are like a girl's hair. The longer they are, the more difficult it is to decide to cut them off.
A normal person does not continue a relationship in which he is not respected. However, he won’t even start them.
Yes, there are “accidents” in the life of any couple, but when a tire goes flat, you don’t throw your car into the scrapyard.
A relationship between a guy and a girl cannot be considered serious until they give each other the names of their favorite animals.
It is not at all necessary to strive for perfection, the main thing is to find the right person.
You will live for yourself and everyone else will be happy. And if you plow for the sake of someone, expecting gratitude, you yourself will be unhappy and you won’t get a “thank you.”
A dead end in a relationship is like a dead end on the road, there is nowhere to go, and there is no point in standing still.
Stroke each other's fur and you will understand the true meaning of your relationship.
I will take a thousand steps to meet you, but not a single one after you...
Sorry - this word could save more than one relationship from collapse. It could, if people didn’t know one more word: pride.
Cool statuses about relationships
There are no princes, only horses reach us...
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They say that opposites meet. But then why can’t I get along with some smart, beautiful and rich woman?
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A man needs to be loved 10% and understood 90%, but a woman needs to be loved 100%, because it is impossible to understand her!
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I love reading horoscopes. This is the only place where I have money, travel and a perfect relationship.
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If you breathed on a girl and her eyes began to fog up, it means she is cold towards you.
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In a relationship with a woman, the main thing is attention. For example, carefully watch the moment when she starts dragging her junk towards you.
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Sometimes you see a person and feel - this is the one you have been looking for all your life. But he doesn’t care, he goes for bread.
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If a woman says she hates you, that means she loves you, but you’re an asshole!
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Even an ass has a soul mate.
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In general, I love cherry pies. Of course, they don’t reciprocate, but they don’t behave like schmucks either.
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If a man does not provide a cornucopia to a woman, she can provide him with an abundance of horns.
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The most annoying thing is when you have planned an ideal relationship with a man, but he doesn’t act according to plan.
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The most common love triangle: He, She and Idiocy.
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The most fabulous period in a relationship is when you just met, are fascinated by each other, and you have yet to surprise each other with how fucked up each of you is.
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I love it when a girl is arrogant and doesn’t call first. You walk with others and no one disturbs you.
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All serious relationships begin with “Okay, I’ll meet for a week, there’s nothing to do anyway...”
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Men want depraved relationships with beautiful women, women want beautiful relationships with depraved men.
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I loved, I suffered, you are a moron, but I didn’t know!
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You are married and you don’t have a mink coat, diamonds, you ride a minibus, and you also work... Congratulations! You married for love!
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It's very bad when the person you love stops loving you. It’s even worse when the person you love is an asshole.
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For love to be eternal, indifference must be mutual.
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It’s better to dream about marriage once every six months than to dream about divorce every day.
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And they lived happily ever after, it was disgusting.
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Marital status: I’m looking for the same crazy person for inappropriate communication and crazy actions.
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I want an alarm clock that kisses me in the morning and brings me coffee in bed.
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If a guy saw your photo in your passport and didn’t dump you, it means he really loves you!
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The inability to enjoy all the delights of loneliness pushes us into damaging relationships with all sorts of morons.
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Nature has deprived women of physical strength, so women have perfectly mastered the art of psychological violence.
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Love is when your cockroaches in your head and her cockroaches stopped the war, entered into sexual relations and they already have common offspring.
Beautiful statuses about relationships
If you want to fall in love, do it with me
Sometimes a moment is enough to forget life, and sometimes life is not enough to forget a moment
There is no need to waste yourself on just anyone. It’s better to accumulate love, care and tenderness in yourself so that at the right time you can give it to the right person.
An ideal relationship has neither taste nor smell like rainwater.
Our fingerprints on the lives we touch never fade...
Feelings are a fire of emotions. If it burns, it’s pleasant; if it burns out, you blow off the ashes and move on with your life.
Learn to appreciate someone who can’t live without you, and don’t chase someone who is happy without you...
This is no secret for us: you have me, but I don’t have you...
I love you like an angel of God, like the caress of the morning dawn. I will be with you forever, only you love me!
Jokes about teenage love
They say we remember our first love all our lives. Still would! How many funny and awkward memories are associated with her! True, in adult relationships we often make the same mistakes. So don’t be surprised if you recognize yourself in the romantic stories of modern teenagers:
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Yesterday at a party I had a drink with a girl and, when I realized that I could already take advantage of her helplessness, I took her phone and liked Instagram.
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- Honey, are you jealous?
- No.
- Honey, are you jealous?
- I answered you. No!
- Honey, let's kiss?
– Kiss that scary girl who likes all your photos on Instagram!
About people's relationships
The cooling of relations between people arises as a result of friction between them. And what do you say to this, physics?
Millions of people invite each other to become friends when they are trying to end a relationship, although this is where they should begin!
If it is not possible to come closer, people disperse further.
The older and wiser a person is, the less he wants to sort things out. I just want to get up, wish him luck and leave.
Experience has taught me that if people do things against you, it will ultimately benefit you.
Human relationships are not endless, but this in no way devalues the fact of their existence in the past.
If you pay attention to the shortcomings of others, you will get tired of telling them where they should go.
It is stupid when a person is interested in what others think about him. Moreover, if he doesn’t give a damn about these others.
Relationships between people are like air; once you fail to restrain yourself, the air is forever spoiled.
In a confined space, human relationships tend to deteriorate.
Human relations are an oral agreement, in which you also need to be able to defend your rights and interests.
Jokes about women and relationships
If she said “fuck you,” it means “came up, hugged and calmed down.”
- Darling, I came to make peace... - Left! - I came with wine. - He came! - Darling, you say that you love flowers and cut them. You say you love animals and eat them. And now you say that you love me... - We have to break up... You are an insensitive, narcissistic, selfish, cynical bitch! - Well it is clear. Why break up? - You oversalted. “It’s probably because I love you.” - Is this how you have to love to over-salt your tea? - Darling, I'm sorry. Do you want me to bring you a cheburek? - No. —Won’t you have cheburek or sausage in dough? - Cheburek. - Won't you have one or two? - Two. - Of course, you are a vile and a bastard, but I love you. - And you are an asshole and a freak. - But? - What is the “but”? - Remember, dear, from now on girls are divided into two categories: me and none! - Did you know that if a penguin finds a mate, he stays with her for the rest of his life? - Yes... - Will you be my penguin? We were sitting in a restaurant when her ex called her, and she angrily said into the phone that she had given him her best years. I realized that nothing particularly good was in store for me, she had already given the best, and I hurried, asking for the bill. - I gave her love. - And she? - She passed it on. - I'm leaving you! - Take the trash. - Darling, has our relationship reached a dead end? “I agree, the only way out is marriage.” — I went to the gym. - Good girl! “You should have told me I didn’t need it!”
Check it out: Trucker Jokes
- Forgive me for everything. - For everything at once? - Yes. - Very comfortably.
Touching statuses about relationships to the point of tears
I locked my heart and put up a sign - NO ENTRY! But love came and said - I can’t read.
Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But the worst kind of suffering is not knowing what decision to make!
Headache. You're probably trying to get out of it...
My plan was to break his heart... but I'm still picking up the pieces of mine.
And if I meet you again... I will hide the pain... I am an actress, I will play my best role...
The most bitter thing that could happen to them happened: they were simply bored with each other.
The hardest thing in a new relationship is getting used to other hands.
We are all broken. The most important thing is to find a person whose fragments match yours.
Words are not needed if you can speak with your eyes.
And you throw back at him: “It hurts!!”... but in fact, it hurts and is needed...
Girls themselves run away from their happiness, chasing wealth. And then they regret that they didn’t notice the guys who were really capable of doing anything for them.
If two people are destined to be together, no matter how many separations, tears and troubles they endure, fate will still unite them.
Short jokes about relationships
You are such a treasure to me that I want to put you in a chest, take you to a desert island and bury you there...
Every time I see a couple jogging, I try to guess which one is unhappy because of it. - Sorry, we can't be together anymore. It’s not about you, although you were blown apart, of course, it’s not about you. Before you get married, sit in traffic together for at least 2 hours. A relationship is when two people constantly ask each other, “What do you want to eat?” until one of them dies. My girlfriend and I have a very serious relationship: we haven’t laughed with her for two years. - Darling, do you agree to become my wife? - No. And they lived happily all their lives... He accepted her as she was. And a sedative. - You are a complete fool! - No, honey, slim! -What do you like more, me or soup? - First…
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About a man's relationship
Men, never fight women! Both victory and defeat will be a shame for you.
If a husband constantly looks for flaws in his wife, then another will find her merits.
A real man never cheats. He doesn't have time for new women. He is busy looking for new ways to surprise the one and only.
Oh. It would be better if we didn’t meet him...
A man always treats a woman the way she treats herself.
When you are in pain, a strong man will help, and a weak man will pretend that he is even worse.
Men love to play lapta. This paw, that paw...
A man who allows himself to be pushed around by a woman is neither a man nor a woman, but simply nothing.
If a person doesn’t have time for you, feel free to turn around and run, run away from him, otherwise you’ll spend your whole life just waiting for your turn.
There are two periods in a man’s life when he does not understand a woman at all: before the wedding and after.
Anyone can make a mistake. It is worthy to admit a mistake. Ask for forgiveness courageous. Renew the relationship STRONG.
Male solidarity differs from female solidarity in that men are in solidarity for no reason, while women are in solidarity against someone.
Real men never get offended by women. They just wait for them to calm down and continue to love them further.
A glass of freshly squeezed orange juice with ice, please. and right in his face?
A woman's desire is law as long as a man's desire is a woman.
Only a man without flaws can look for a woman without flaws.
Male logic: if I find out, I’ll kill! Women's logic: even if it kills me, I’ll find out...
A man should not be given a second chance. It can't be fixed anymore. And his promises will be forgotten by him as soon as everything in the relationship becomes the same...
The man who gave a woman wings will never wear horns!
Statuses about the relationship between a man and a woman
Men and women are so different, but as we know, opposites attract. It is not surprising that we cannot live without each other, despite the fact that our relationships can be complex and confusing.
Do you want to highlight this in an original way? Use interesting statuses. A selection of the best thematic aphorisms for social networks is presented on our website. In the large collection you are guaranteed to find the optimal status option for yourself.
Yes, we are different. But I was looking for my soul mate, not a copy.
It is recognized that for some reason there cannot be friendship between a man and a woman... But passion, love, admiration, and enmity arise.
Some girls can get any man they like; others like any man they can get.
A man who wants to improve his relationship is ready to move mountains to save the woman he loves.
A woman must be loved! And to love in such a way that it would be excruciatingly painful for other men that they couldn’t do that.
Yes, we are not perfect, but so what? But we are perfect for each other!
Sometimes a woman avoids getting close to a man not because she doesn’t like him, but because she is afraid that he won’t like him.
A woman will not cheat on her husband if someone else’s husband is a taboo for her.
Short statuses about relationships
Don't try to understand the girl. God forbid you understand!
The less outsiders know about your relationship, the stronger it will be.
Everything passes, but not everything is forgotten.
My behavior is the result of your attitude
The most important thing in a relationship is not to do anything to spite each other.
The best relationships usually start unexpectedly.
Women's behavior is the result of men's attitudes.
Finding out the relationship will never bring joy.
Take care of warm relationships - winter is ahead.
The main thing that destroys relationships is lies and honesty.
Jokes about a man's attitude
- Tell me something tender. - Yogurt. - What the hell is yogurt? - Gentle yogurt.
- Cute! I’m frying potatoes half naked right now... - I’m leaving! - Shall we play pranks? - Don’t eat everything there! - Darling, you promised to go to the cinema. - My beloved promised, my beloved went. - Zaya, fry me an egg! - I’m not a bunny, I’m a human! - Human! 200 vodka and the radio louder! - I love you! - Well done. - And you? - And I’m great. -Are we sleeping with you? - We're sleeping. - Do you like me? - I like you. - So we're a couple? - Honey, it’s not so simple... - I love you! - Thank you, I’ll go and have a look, and if anything happens, I’ll come back to you. — Describe our relationship in a nutshell. - Ours what? - You are my Coca-Cola. - Is it as tasty? - Just as harmful and you hiss all the time. - I love you so much, darling. Do whatever you want with me. - I want to make cutlets with you. If you lost weight, I would love you for who you are. - I'm never angry with you. - Well, yes! And almost the whole of September I watched like a wolf! “I wasn’t angry; I wanted to kill.” - Darling, look how beautifully the snow fell, just like you wanted. - But I wanted an iPhone! - Snowflake to snowflake, you can’t take your eyes off!..
