Quotes about wine

How often do we drink wine and think about its history? What do we know about her? Only a few people know that this drink is one of the oldest fermented drinks. It was first made in China, it happened about 9 thousand years ago.

Since then, new secrets of winemaking have been revealed to man, and brilliant prose writers, poets, etc. began to glorify wine itself in their works. You can get acquainted with their most famous, beautiful and philosophical statements directly on our website.

Antibiotics cure people, but only wine can make them happy.

Wine fills a person’s heart with joy, and joy is the ancestor of all virtues.

In Bordeaux wines, like in a good book, there is always an unread page.

Life is too short to drink bad wines.

An occasion without wine is suffering, wine without an occasion is drunkenness.

Those who are afraid of wine probably have bad thoughts and are afraid that the wine will bring them out.

Life is more beautiful with wine in your stomach.

Wine adds capital letters and ellipses to a good story...

No body can be so strong that wine cannot overcome it.

Wine is always your friend

Wine always accompanies the mood, and the mood can be different. Some want to get drunk and forget, others want to drink and have fun. But a couple of bottles of wine will be in order in any case. Statuses about wine and mood.

And the sponsor of a great mood is Vinishko. Vinishko knows what the soul desires.
Many exciting adventures begin with a simple thing: “How about we grab a bottle of wine?”
Everything is so complicated that I want some wine...
Wine in the morning is like exercise - you drink it and everything is fine!
I came to the conclusion that I should drink wine in splendid isolation. Otherwise, God forbid people find out what I think about them...
Life is beautiful and amazing if there are a couple of bottles of your favorite wine and pleasant company.
Single girls love going to fitness because then it’s easier for them to bring wine and chocolate home...
Vodka and beer poison the mind, but wine... wine makes a person happier and fills him with joy!
There is no need to rush with life and wine. Enjoy them little by little, sip by sip!
Bad mood - eat chocolate! If it doesn’t help, fill it with vino!
What bad can happen? Just a few glasses of wine...
A life without music and wine is a life lived by an idiot.
White wine is needed to think about stupid things. Red wine is needed to talk about stupid things. You need champagne to do these stupid things...
Wine and memories are inextricably linked, believe me. I have tried many types of wines. Many of them were wonderful. However, none of them compared to student port.
Have you noticed that people who drink vodka and beer always behave aggressively? Drink wine, it makes people kinder.
By drowning your melancholy in wine, you can experience relief, the main thing is not to drown yourself.
I'm in such a mood that I want coffee. But with wine... and without coffee.
Don't blame wine for the troubles that are the fault of the person drinking it.
More people have drowned in wine than in any of the world's oceans.
The most tasteless wine is the one drunk alone.
Time flows, wine flows away. And only we remain the same as we were at the very beginning.
Wine is my most faithful partner, we have been together for more than 10 years and still live in perfect harmony...
There are only two things by which the greatness of a state can be determined: the beauty of its women and the taste of its wine.

Alco-humor - a selection of jokes and funny stories about wine, and more...

It would be strange if such a noticeable part of our lives as the relationship with alcoholic beverages were without satire and humor.

In Soviet times, jokes and funny stories about alcohol were extremely rare.

In the life of the working people, external agitation dominated mainly - in the form of magazines and posters.

Satire and humor here were directed against drunkenness and drinking vodka - always with an educational and threatening slant.

But among them there were also quite humorous ones:

As for wines, sparkling wines and cognacs, propaganda and satire were somewhat more favorable, often limited to posters advertising them, for example:

Nowadays, visual humor has become a little subtler and, one might say, more elegant.

Now let's move on to the fun part - JOKES!

An agent from a wine trading company climbs the stairs behind the restaurant owner: “Buy this wonderful wine!” – I don’t need red wine. - Well, at least try... - I already have more wine than I need! “Then at least take a sniff, straight from the bottle.” “One more word and I’ll throw you down the stairs.” – But this is such a wonderful wine... The restaurant owner fulfills his threat.

The agent, having rolled down the steps, lies at the bottom for a long time.

Then, with difficulty getting to his feet, he shakes himself off and runs up the stairs again, saying: “Everything is clear with red wine.” What can you say about white?

– What do you like more – wine or women? - It depends on the year of manufacture...

- Buy me some wine. - You have to work tomorrow, what other wine? - Red. Dry.

Dialogue at the wine pavilion in Sochi, which is already closing in the evening:

- Tell me, dear, how much does this wine cost? - Three hundred and kopecks. - Could you specify? - Eight hundred.

- How are you?

- Yes, I became a vegetarian!

- So you drink all the time?

- Well, what’s surprising here? Vodka is made from wheat, beer is made from barley, and wine and cognac are made from grapes!

A man comes to get a job as a taster at a distillery, and they say to him: “Sorry, but we have enough of our own alcoholics.” He: “No, I don’t drink, I can tell everything by the aroma.” - This can’t be! – Yes, seriously, I’m not lying. - Okay, let's check it now. They gave him a glass of wine, he sniffed and said: - Bastordo wine, 1946, strength - 25 degrees. They gave him another wine: - And this is Cleopatra, 1961, but the barrel was not washed and is carried by mice. Then they decided to make fun of him and gave him a couple of drops of the secretary’s urine, he sniffed it importantly and said: “Carbohydrates 20, sugar 35, 4th month of pregnancy.” Tell me from whom? The director shouts: “No need - we’ll take it, we’ll take it!”

Where is the logic?

Yellow wine is called white, and it is made from green grapes...

A student asks an experienced winemaker: “What should a cellar be like for the wine to ripen well in it?” - Tightly locked! - he answered.

- Young woman! This wine makes you irresistible! – But I didn’t drink a drop! - It doesn’t matter, I drank.

Question on a culinary forum on the Internet: – Which wine is more suitable for a buffet of croutons with shrimp oil and black caviar: Burgundy or Alsace? Answer: - Yes, so that you choke!

Some people mistakenly believe that white wine should be drunk with fish...

It is not right!

People shouldn't drink with fish!

- Where are you going? - To choir rehearsal. -What are you doing there? - We play cards, drink wine... - Hmm, when do you sing? - And just like that - on the way home!

Two friends are talking.

– How did you spend last Friday?

- Yes, she was a goldfish!

- How is that?

– First I drank champagne, then mixed wine with vodka, and then - in general - fulfilled three other people’s wishes.

“Note to the hostess.”

If you pour red wine into a glass jar, take it with you to work and tell everyone that it’s borscht, then lunch and the rest of the worker will be more interesting and fun than usual.

When I was 10 years old, my father came into my room and said, “Isn’t it too early for you to read Stephen King?” took the book away from me, leaving me sitting in bewilderment with a glass of Sherry and a cigar.

One girl didn’t like strong carbonation in champagne and always stirred it in the glass with a wire (muzzle) from the cork, and the rest of the guests sat with their glasses and waited for her to finish.

Seeing that everyone was waiting for her, she became embarrassed and said: “Oh, that’s it!” I passed gas! You can drink!

Waiter!

Please advise - what dish should I order to go with a bottle of Chateau Lafite Rothschild, vintage 1965?

-No! I saw you arrive at the restaurant on a bicycle!

- Girl, let’s choose what we’ll drink tonight: wine, champagne, beer, moonshine?

- Oh, I don’t even know - everything is so delicious!

In one alcohol market: Cavist: - Let me help you! Which protected designation of geographical origin wine are you interested in? – I am interested in wine of geographical origin “Under 230 rubles”.

- Waiter! You brought me completely cloudy wine! – You are mistaken, the wine couldn’t be clearer! This glass is dirty!

Have a good mood, and drink quality drinks in moderation!

Yours Harry

Medieval Europe and the East

The Prophet Mohammed determined the fate of the drink in the East, saying: “Wine is the beginning of all sins.” However, other recognized authorities of the Arab and Persian Middle Ages were not so categorical. Fans of classical literature will remember the poems of Omar Khayyam:

Wine is prohibited, but there are four but: It depends on who drinks wine, with whom, when and in moderation.

The greatest physician of the Arab East, Avicenna (Ibn Sina), also agrees with the principles of moderation and the benefits of the drink. He argued: “Wine belongs to the category of medicines.” Another quote of his - “The wine for drunken deeds is innocent” - echoes the statement of the Persian writer Unsur al Maali Kay Kavus. He said that for those who do not know how to drink it is poison, but for those who know how it is an antidote.

Europe also treated the drink with respect. Leonardo Da Vinci reminded: “Wine takes revenge on the drunkard,” and Shakespeare said: “Wine is your good friend if you use it correctly.” The French Cardinal Richelieu, although he was a clergyman, loved the noble drink and asked: “If God forbade drinking, why did he make the wine so tasty?”

Quotes from the book Dandelion Wine (50 quotes)

According to recent studies, more than half of the world's inhabitants prefer science fiction and fantasy genres in reading. It was in this style that the legendary American writer Ray Bradbury wrote. His work entitled “Dandelion Wine,” released back in 1957, created a real sensation. The story is a mixture of autobiography and fantasy, which was unknown at that time. This section contains quotes from the book Dandelion Wine.

When a person is seventeen, he knows everything. If he is twenty-seven and still knows everything, then he is still seventeen.

Kindness and intelligence are properties of old age. At twenty years old, a woman is much more interested in being heartless and frivolous.

Love is when you want to experience all four seasons with someone. When you want to run with someone from a spring thunderstorm under lilacs strewn with flowers, and in the summer you want to pick berries and swim in the river. In the fall, make jam together and seal the windows against the cold. In winter, it helps to survive a runny nose and long evenings.

Most young men are scared to death if they see that a woman has any thoughts in her head.

The people who made tennis shoes somehow know what boys want and what they need.

The first thing you learn in life is that you are a fool. The last thing you find out is that you are still the same fool.

So that's it! This means that this is the fate of all people: each person for himself is the only one in the world. One and only, on his own among a great many other people, and always afraid. That's how it is now. Well, if you scream, you start calling for help - who cares?

The morning was quiet, the city, shrouded in darkness, lay peacefully in bed. Summer came, and the wind was summer - the warm breath of the world, unhurried and lazy. You just have to get up, lean out the window, and you will immediately understand: here it begins, real freedom and life, here it is, the first morning of summer.

Kindness and intelligence are properties of old age. At twenty years old, a woman is much more interested in being heartless and frivolous.

They don't win wars at all. Everyone does nothing but lose, and whoever loses last asks for peace.

And it is true. When you live next to people all the time, they don’t change one iota. You are amazed at the changes that have taken place in them only if you separate for a long time, for years.

No matter how hard you try to remain the same, you will still only be who you are now, today.

Take summer in your hand, pour summer into a glass - into the tiniest glass, of course, from which you can only take a single tart sip, bring it to your lips - and instead of a fierce winter, hot summer will run through your veins.

What is unnecessary trash for one is an unaffordable luxury for another.

A man at 17 is an idiot, at 18 he is a fool, by 20 he develops into an idiot, at 25 he is a simpleton, at 30 he is neither this nor that, and only by the glorious age of 40 he becomes an ordinary fool.

And then, I like to cry. As soon as you cry well, it immediately seems as if it’s morning again and a new day begins.

Small joys are much more important than big ones. An early morning walk in the spring is much better than driving eighty miles in the most luxurious car. Do you know why? Because everything around is fragrant, everything grows and blooms. When you walk, you have time to look around and notice the smallest beauty.

If you don’t try something for a long time, you will inevitably forget how it happens.

You can get everything you need if you really need it.

Dandelion wine. These very words are like summer on the tongue. Dandelion wine - caught and bottled in summer.

You just need to get a good night's sleep, or cry for ten minutes, or eat a whole pint of chocolate ice cream, or even all this together - you can't think of a better cure.

Life is loneliness.

And in his dreams he again set sail along the hidden and buried road, towards the hidden and buried goal.

Love is when you want to experience all four seasons with someone.

– Be what you are, put an end to what you were.

“Some people start to grieve too early,” he said. “There doesn’t seem to be any reason, but they seem to be like that from birth.” They take everything very seriously, and they get tired quickly, and tears are close to them, and they remember every misfortune for a long time, so they begin to be sad from a very young age. I know, I’m like that myself.

What you want to remember, you always remember.

That's why we love sunsets because they only happen once a day.

The city is full of enemies, they are angry because of the heat and therefore remember all the winter disputes and grievances.

And I have a snowflake in a matchbox. It was back in February, it was snowing, and I set up the boxes, caught one bigger snowflake and - wow! - he slammed it, quickly ran home and put it in the refrigerator... In the entire state of Illinois, I am the only one who has a snowflake in the summer. You won't find such a treasure anywhere else, even if you crack it.

If you need something, get it yourself

Ask yourself, do you crave this with all the strength of your soul? Will you survive until the evening if you don’t receive this thing? And if you are sure that you will not live, grab it and run.

People always gossip about a woman, even if she is already ninety-five.

Looking for rabbits in hats is a lost cause, like looking for a modicum of common sense in some people's heads.

Parents sometimes forget how they themselves were children.

June dawns, July afternoons, August evenings - everything has passed, ended, gone forever and remains only in memory. Now there is a long autumn, a white winter, a cool green spring ahead, and during this time we need to think about the past summer and take stock. And if he forgets something, well, there is dandelion wine in the cellar, each bottle has a number written on it, and in them are all the days of summer, every single one.

When you walk, you have time to look around and notice the smallest beauty.

Time is a strange thing, and life is even more amazing. Somehow the wheels or cogs turned wrong, and human lives became intertwined too sooner or too late.

So you can grow up and still not become strong? So, becoming an adult is no consolation at all? So there is no refuge in life? Is there no stronghold strong enough to withstand the oncoming horrors of the night?

Now little things seem boring to you, but maybe you just don’t know their value yet, don’t know how to find taste in them? If you had your way, you would pass a law to eliminate all small matters, all little things. But then you would have nothing to do in between big things and you would have to frantically come up with something to do so as not to go crazy.

Here, in the world of people, you can give time, money, prayer - and get nothing in return.

Small joys are much more important than big ones.

A thousand gallons of tea and five hundred cookies are enough for one friendship.

Bread and ham in the forest is not like at home. The taste is completely different, right? It’s sharper, or something... It gives off a crumpled, resinous feel.

There are days woven from only smells, as if the whole world can be sucked in with your nose, like air: inhaled and exhaled.

Men are such a people - they never understand anything.

Nothing can be preserved forever.

Find friends, scatter enemies!

It’s good to listen to silence whenever possible, because then you can hear the wildflower pollen floating in the air.

You are all alone, understand this once and for all.

Europe of the New Age

This period is known for the rapid development of science, whose area of research included the noble drink. The production, action, color and taste of wine - scientists of the New Age formed their opinion about everything:

Louis Pasteur said “wine is the healthiest and most hygienic drink.” The founder of microbiology can be trusted.
The inventor of penicillin, Alexander Fleming, said of antibiotics: “They cure a person, but only wine makes him happy.”
The mathematician Blaise Pascal also paid attention to the amount of wine drunk: “If there is little wine, you will not find the truth; if there is too much, you will lose it.”

Other great people did not lag behind the scientists.

Napoleon recognized the need for wine: “When you win, you deserve champagne, and when you lose, you need it.”
The legendary US President Benjamin Franklin said that the existence of wine proves that God loves us and wants to see us happy.
Martin Luther spoke no less brightly: “Whoever does not love wine, women and songs will die a fool.”