“Grandfather said that he will not die until I give birth to his son”
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The famous TV presenter, and in 2021, the popular singer Olga Buzova, is famous for her strange statements that cause the public not only laughter, but also indignation. The owner of a diploma with honors should not look stupid because of her speech, fans of the TV personality believe.
The word is not a sparrow: the most absurd statements of world celebrities
We are accustomed to considering celebrities almost flawless, hanging on their every word. It’s not surprising, because a whole team of image makers and PR specialists is working on their image. But when it comes to impromptu, mistakes happen! Sometimes the statements of stars are so stupid that you want to clarify what exactly they meant. But, as they say, a word is not a sparrow!
We have collected 30 of the most ridiculous, absurd and contrary to all laws of logic statements of world stars. Let's start with the classics - who hasn't heard these famous phrases yet?
“Is it chicken or fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'chicken of the sea.'" - Jessica Simpson
“I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there anorexics in Texas? I haven't heard about this! — Jessica Simpson.
“I don’t like fish, but it’s very popular in Africa.”
Since childhood, paying more attention to their careers than to geography lessons, celebrities often skipped school. And this is what came out of it:
“I often have to go overseas, for example, to Canada,” Britney Spears.
“I never wanted to visit Japan. Just because I don’t like fish, and it’s very popular there in Africa,” Britney Spears.
“I don’t think I’m ready for Broadway productions. You need to start with something small - London or maybe England,” Britney Spears.
“I began to notice gravity as a child”
“So where is the Cannes Film Festival this year?” - Christina Aguilera.
And Cameron Diaz, for example, skipped physics, so she had to reach the most important discoveries with her own mind:
“I started noticing gravity as a child,” Cameron Diaz.
Basketball player Shaquille O'Neal did not have enough time for geometry due to training, so some things remained unanswered for him:
“Our offensive is like the Pythagorean theorem - there is no answer to it,” Shaquille O'Neal.
From the lips of the intellectual Winona Ryder, a statement from the arsenal of Captain Obvious sounds especially strange:
“I feel good when I'm happy,” Winona Ryder.
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“If you are dead, you are missing an important part of your life.”
Unbelievable but true:
"I like kids. Once upon a time I was even a child myself,” Tom Cruise.
“Smoking kills, and if you're dead, you're missing out on a very important part of your life,” Brooke Shields.
Nobody loves Kanye as much as Kanye loves him:
“Come on, how is it possible to be me and want to be someone else?” - Kanye West.
“When I think about competition, I try to compete with the past. With Michelangelo, Picasso, pyramids,” Kanye West.
“My biggest regret in this life is that I will never be able to see myself performing,” Kanye West.
“I would kill myself if I were fat like Marilyn Monroe.”
Only Beyonce or Paris Hilton can compete with the rapper in modesty:
“Sometimes it’s so pressing: why did God give me my talent, my gift, my family? But I know it’s better not to argue with him,” Beyoncé.
“No one in the world compares to me. I think every decade has had its blonde icon: Marilyn Monroe, Princess Diana. Now this is me,” Paris Hilton.
A couple of statements about the canons of beauty:
“Every time I watch TV and see all these hungry children in different countries, I can’t stop crying. I really want to be as thin, but without all this suffering, death and everything else,” Mariah Carey.
“I always thought Marilyn Monroe looked beautiful, but I would kill myself if I were as fat as she was,” Elizabeth Hurley.
“At first my mother was Spanish, and then she became a Jehovah’s Witness”
A broken leg forced singer Jessie J to reconsider her views on life:
“Everything needs to be put in perspective. For example, now I respect people without legs,” Jessie J.
Before she turned 30, Geri Halliwell wrote two biographical books. The girl really has something to say:
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“First my mother was Spanish, and then she became a Jehovah's Witness,” Geri Halliwell.
“I want to baptize Brooklyn, although I haven’t decided on religion yet.”
And a few more phrases worthy of going down in history:
“I think gay marriage is something that should happen between a man and a woman,” Arnold Schwarzenegger.
“I just need one day off where I can swim, eat ice cream and look at rainbows,” Mariah Carey.
“I won’t talk too much about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago, I felt like I was at home,” Kanye West.
“I absolutely want to baptize Brooklyn, although I haven’t decided on religion yet,” David Beckham.
“I want to be like John Lennon. Only alive"
“I’m Armenian, so of course I’m addicted to laser hair removal,” Kim Kardashian.
“I don’t think hitting women is that wrong. A slap is justified if other alternatives have been tried and sufficient warnings have been given. If a woman is hysterical, I would do it." - Sean Connery.
“Suddenly I became America's Bin Laden. Osama is the only one who understands what I've been through." - R Kelly
“I want to be like Gandhi, Martin Luther King or John Lennon. Only alive,” Madonna.
“Is there anything in me that can be psycho-corrected?”
“A happy actor is a dead actor, because only after death you cannot change. When I die, I'll probably be a brush." - Sylvester Stallone.
“I have an opinion on all issues. Very clear opinion. True, sometimes I disagree with him,” George W. Bush.
Our celebrities sometimes also manage to show off their eloquence. Blonde Olga Buzova has said a lot over the many years of working on the show “Dom-2”. Here are just a few of her pearls:
“I would like to live in Manchester,” Olga Buzova.
“Is there anything in me that can be psycho-corrected?” — Olga Buzova.
“Let’s take a turn to speak,” Olga Buzova.
“The apple tree doesn’t fall far from the apple!”
When Dima Bilan begins to speak, literally every phrase puts you into a stupor:
See also: Interesting facts about James Cook
“If I get married, it will most likely be a woman,” Dima Bilan.
“You see, it’s raining on our stage, although it’s not there... But we love you very much, that’s why it’s there!” — Dima Bilan.
“The apple tree doesn’t fall far from the apple!” — Dima Bilan.
“Who else but us, people with deep souls, should know what insomnia is,” Dima Bilan.
The most famous quote from the Minister of Sports Vitaly Mutko, of course: “Let me speak from may hart in English...”, but he also had other statements that deserve attention:
“We will get to the European Championships, I guarantee it! Get your tickets ready. I want to visit Paris myself,” Vitaly Mutko.
“We managed to change the attitude of Russians towards athletes who take doping,” Vitaly Mutko.
“The equipment is always the wrong size for someone, if anything happens, the seamstress will adjust it,” Vitaly Mutko.
Dmitry Medvedev is also not far behind:
“I do very boring things. I have to wear blue pants all the time,” Dmitry Medvedev.
“I have to wear blue pants all the time.”
“I can only tell you one thing: no one will ever return to 2007 because it’s 2011,” Dmitry Medvedev.
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“The main thing is that I like the funeral”
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“Happiness is the thrill of life and a good party. And we need money for funerals. I have already signed a contract so that I have them cool, so that I like them.”
“The Golden Voice of Russia” Nikolai Baskov is worried about enjoying his own funeral. It remains a mystery how the organizers will find out the singer’s opinion after the event.
"European Football Championship in Paris"
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“We will get to the European Championship, I guarantee it! Get your tickets ready. I want to visit Paris myself.”
Russian Sports Minister Vitaly Mutko discussed the 2021 European Football Championship. As you know, it took place in Geneva, but not in Paris, which the official dreamed of visiting.
Funny quotes about life with humor
- There's a skinny person inside me, struggling to get out, but it usually calms down with four or five cupcakes. (Robert Toews)
- A stockbroker advised me to buy a stock that would be worth three times as much every year. I told him, “At my age, I don’t even buy green bananas.” (Claude Pepper)
- Laughing at our mistakes can extend our own lives. Laughing at someone else can shorten it. (Cullen Hightower)
- Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is to watch TV. (David Letterman)
- Tax evasion is the only intellectual pursuit in life that still carries any reward. (John Maynard Keynes)
- Life is hard, but if you're stupid, it's even harder. (John Wayne)
- All my life I wanted to at least once say something smart without losing my mind. (Robert Brito)
- It took me fifteen years of my life to discover that I had no talent for writing. But I couldn't give it up because by that time I was already too famous. (Robert Benchley)
- Life is like a sewer. What you get out of it depends on what goes into it. (Tom Lehrer)
- You can live to be a hundred years old if you give up everything that makes you want to live to be a hundred years old. (Woody Allen)
To raise a cheerful mood, we recommend reading 100 funny questions for a girl.
“If we didn’t meet your expectations, that’s your problem.”
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It was strange for fans to hear such a phrase from football player Andrei Arshavin after losing a match. But instead of words of support and repentance, he blamed the fans.
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
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Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Olga Buzova In one of the videos posted on the star’s page, Olga is captured licking a plate. Buzova considered it appropriate to comment on the video with the words: “I am a siege survivor.”
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Mikhail Boyarsky The artist said that women are not capable of achieving great success either in literature or in science. Boyarsky also does not believe that his daughter Lisa has made a career as an actress. The main purpose of women, in his opinion, is motherhood
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Valeria Gai Germanika In an interview with Ksenia Sobchak, the director said that the presenter depends on her image, created once, while Germanika herself long ago got rid of cliches. At the same time, Valeria’s tone was quite harsh.
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Konstantin Bogomolov Konstantin made an unusual surprise for Ksenia Sobchak. Immediately after the wedding, the director admitted that he was partial to drinking, in particular cognac.
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Sergey Shnurov Konstantin Bogomolov and Ksenia Sobchak became participants in another skirmish online. Musician Sergei Shnurov ridiculed the situation with the love triangle - Sobchak-Vitorgan-Bogomolov.
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Evgeni Plushenko The figure skater unexpectedly became a homebody. Evgeniy and his wife Yana Rudkovskaya attend a huge number of social events, but only this year Plushenko admitted that he hates them.
Ridiculous and scandalous star statements-2019
Alsou In the spring, a real scandal broke out on the show “The Voice” related to the cheating of votes in favor of Mikella Abramova. The cheating was officially confirmed, but the girl’s mother, Alsou, stated that the children were “drawn into some kind of games” without her knowledge.
Funny quotes with meaning
- Rejection is like fertilizer: it stinks, but it will help things grow faster in the future. (Denis Whately)
- As long as people accept crap, it will be financially profitable to distribute it and produce it. (Dick Cavett)
- The two most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. (Harlan Ellison)
- The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to humanity than all the governments in history combined. (Jim Garrison)
- Stealing ideas from one person is plagiarism; stealing from many is research. (Stephen Wright)
- It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political advertising. (Andy Borowitz)
- Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people look bright until you hear them talk. (Alan Dundes)
- Going to church doesn't make you a big Christian, any more than going to a garage makes you a car. (Billy Sunday)
- When I was a boy, I was told that anyone could become president. Now I'm starting to believe it. (Clarence Darrow)
- Facebook sounds like a burden to me. In my day, looking at pictures of people on vacation was considered punishment. (Betty White) (For more positivity, we recommend reading quotes about summer, vacation and the sea).
- Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. (Erma Bombeck)
- Marriage is the only war in which you often sleep with the enemy. (Francois de La Rochefoucauld)
- A black cat crossing your path means that the animal is simply running somewhere. (Groucho Marx)
- Today's judge is a law student who grades his own exam papers. (Henry Mencken)
- My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me another six months. (Walter Matthau)
With humor about men and women, husband and wife
- There are two types of people at every party: those who want to go home and those who don't. The problem is that they are usually married to each other. (Ann Landers)
- Biologically speaking, if something bites you, it is most likely a woman. (Desmond Morris)
- Behind every successful man is a woman, and behind her is his wife. (Groucho Marx)
- Before marriage, a man declares that he will give his life for his wife. And after the wedding, he won’t even fold his newspaper to talk to you. (Helen Rowland)
- My wife Maria and I have been married for forty-seven years, and we have never had an argument strong enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. (Jack Benny)
- Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. (James Thurber). (You will like proverbs and quotes about family and family values, which we recommend reading).
- Men are like shoes. Some fit better than others. And sometimes you go shopping and you don’t like anything, and then you’re lucky. Next week you might find two perfect pairs, but you don't have the money to buy both. (Janet Ivanovich)
- When a man opens the car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. (Philip, Duke of Edinburgh)
- I love being married. It's great to find that special man you want to annoy for the rest of your life. (Rita Radner)
- We sleep in separate rooms, have separate meals, take separate vacations—we do everything we can to keep our marriage intact. (Rodney Dangerfield)
- I live by my own rules (tested, revised and approved by my wife)... but still my own. (Sea Robertson)
- Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late whether they are good or bad. (Woody Allen)
- I want to be like a caterpillar: eat a lot, sleep a little, and wake up beautiful. (Unknown)
- The average woman would rather have beauty than brains because the average man can see better than he can think. (Unknown)
- Men are like bank accounts. The more money, the more interest they generate. (You can read more about women and men in the funny aphorisms of the Ural dumplings).
Short funny phrases and quotes
- The only mystery in life is why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. (Al McGuire)
- I don't believe in astrology: I'm a Sagittarius, and Sagittarians are always skeptical. (Arthur Clarke)
- War is a way of teaching Americans geography. (Ambrose Bierce)
- Trouble knocked on the door, but when they heard laughter, they hurried away. (Benjamin Franklin)
- Line up in alphabetical order based on your height. (Casey Stengel)
- Under no circumstances should you take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. (Dave Barry)
- Have you ever noticed that if someone drives slower than you, it means they are an idiot, and if someone drives faster than you, then they are suicidal? (George Carlin)
- If you have a hard time laughing at yourself, I'd be happy to do it for you. (Groucho Marx)
- If you're going to do something tonight that you'll regret tomorrow morning, then go to bed early. (Henny Youngman)
- I discovered that there is only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people. (Rodney Dangerfield)
Phrases and funny quotes with humor for Instagram and VK
- I am always late to the office, but I compensate for this by leaving early. (Charles Lamb)
- Political correctness is tyranny with manners. (Charlton Heston)
- Don't give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping!
- I'm too drunk to try this chicken. (Colonel Sanders)
- Everything that was once a sin is now a disease. (Bill Mar)
- A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists. (Don Marquis)
- The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. (Dorothy Parker)
- I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection. (Drake)
- A patriot's duty is to protect his country from the government. (Edward Abbey)
- I drink to make other people more interesting. (Ernest Hemingway)
- You're as good as your last haircut. (Fran Lebowitz)
- Let the forces of evil become entangled on their way to your home. (George Carlin)
- I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. (Groucho Marx)
- Marriage is the leading cause of divorce. (Groucho Marx)
- Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. (John F. Kennedy)
- Flattery is like eau de toilette, which is better to splash on rather than drink. (Josh Billings)
- If you are too open with others, then your brains will fall out. (Lawrence Ferlinghetti)
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. (Mark Twain)
- Don't ask me questions and I won't tell you lies. (Oliver Goldsmith)
- If you need to make noise, then make it quietly. (Oliver Hardy)
- Don't be afraid of perfection. You will never achieve it. (Salvador Dali)
- If you're going through hell, keep going. (Winston Churchill)
- The mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work unless it's open. (Frank Zappa)
- A day without laughter is a wasted day. (Charlie Chaplin)
- If you think, you can think big. (Donald Trump)
Funny sayings and quotes about money
- When they say money can't buy happiness, they don't know where to shop. (Gertrude Stein)
- I have enough money that I'll ever need if I'm dead by four o'clock. (Henny Youngman)
- The most important thing in the world is love, not money. Luckily, I love money. (Jackie Mason)
- Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect them back. (Oscar Wilde)
- A rich man is nothing more than a poor man with money. (William Claude Fields)
- Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large scientific staff to study the problem. (William-Bill Vaughan)
- Where there is success and money, 500 relatives always appear.
- Money, if it doesn't bring you happiness, will at least help you be comfortable in being miserable. (Helen Brown)
- Inflation is when you pay $15 for a $10 haircut that you got for $5 when you still had hair.
- Money will buy you a beautiful, purebred dog, but it will not buy its tail. (Henry Wheeler Shaw).
