Women's thoughts out loud - aphorisms, quotes and jokes about women


Everyone in their life has someone who will never let you go, and someone who you will never let go 16

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Forgive a person with wisdom, forgive a person with generosity a second time, and stupidity a third time. 13

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Before you ask a question, think about whether you want to know the truthful answer to it. 15

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People begin to hear their interlocutor only when they hear their own thoughts in his words. eleven

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Happiness is not in the one that runs after you and becomes an open book, but in the one in which a secret is hidden and for which you want to run. 14

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In order to find happiness with a man, you need to understand him a lot and love him a little. In order to find happiness with a woman, you must love her deeply and not even try to understand her! 13

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We look for support from loved ones, wait for their advice, and when we receive it, we say “I’ll figure it out myself” 17

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Don't look back at others. Move, get up, don't sleep. Not tomorrow, not from Monday. Now! 22

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Boredom produces more gamblers than the desire to win, more drunkards than thirst, and more suicides than despair. 7

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Everything always ends well. If it ends badly, it’s not the end yet! 14

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There is nothing original about me. I am the joint effort of all those I once knew 13

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  • Can't find the key to a woman's heart? Try to pick it up somewhere else! maybe not smart such a status, but my favorite

Quotes about women

“There will always be something new to say about a woman, as long as at least one of them remains on the globe.”

Stanislav de Bouffler

“A man, even if he wanted to, cannot take away power from a woman, for she rules the world with the power of a despot, although this power is love.”

Jeremy Bentham

“You can imagine a humanity consisting of only women, but you cannot imagine a humanity consisting of only men.”

Jean Rostand

“Pity is the worst thing you can offer a woman.”

Vicki Baum

“Women are a special people: if you compliment them, they take them for the truth; if you tell them the truth, they are offended.”

Eric Bern

“Men make laws, and women make morals.”

Francois Guibert

“Oh, women's tears! You wash away everything: our energy, our resistance, and our anger.”

Antoine Francois Prevost

“Women, of course, are smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?”

Faina Ranevskaya

Quotes about women with meaning (200 quotes)

As one quote goes, there will always be something new to say about women as long as one of them remains on our planet. And all because the female soul is a mystery. The greatest minds of all times and peoples reflected and produced beautiful and wise, beautiful and laconic phrases, aphorisms and quotes about women, female beauty and female logic. We do not pretend to be new, but just tried to collect the most striking and beautiful quotes about women with meaning.

I don’t know why women demand everything that men have. After all, women, among other things, have men.

Coco Chanel

Woman is the most powerful drug known. Some specimens are addictive even before the first use.

A smart woman is one in whose company you can act as stupid as you like. P. Valerie

The woman who cares about you is good, but the woman who cares about you is even better.

A woman's guess is more accurate than a man's confidence R. Kipling

You can't offend women. Whatever they are. Even if they offend you, you, as a man, must step aside. The fact that you won’t protect her is already a punishment for her. Pavel Volya

A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you. Alfred de Musset

A woman is the only gift that wraps itself. Jean Paul Belmondo

Beautiful girls and women are rarely alone, but they are often lonely. Henryk Jagodzinski

A woman in love is ready to do anything for a man. A man in love is ready to accept all this. A. Kumor

The later a girl comes on a date, the more smiling she is. Gomez de la Serna

Only a woman can temporarily stop time. Yuzef Bulatovich

A woman must manage to look so wise that her “accidental” stupidity turns out to be a real gift for a man. Karl Kraus

Show me the woman he sleeps with and I'll tell you how he views himself. Ayn Rand

Night suits every girl and woman. S. Flesharova-Muscat

Almost all women strive to change men, and when they succeed, they lose interest in them. Marlene Dietrich

A loving woman's heart is always full of hope; To kill them, you need more than one blow with a dagger, she loves until the last drop of blood. Honore de Balzac

A woman has only one opportunity to be beautiful, but there are a hundred thousand opportunities to be attractive.

Without a woman, the dawn and evening of life would be helpless, and her noon would be without joy. Pierre Buast

A woman is a flower that blooms in all its glory only in the hands of a caring and attentive man.

If God had appointed a woman to be the mistress of a man, he would have created her from the head; if he had appointed her to be a slave, he would have created her from the foot; but since he intended her to be a friend and equal to a man, he created it from a rib. Aurelius Augustine

The statement that it is impossible to love the same woman all your life is as unreasonable as believing that a famous violinist needs completely different violins to perform different songs. Honore de Balzac

If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen. Oscar Wilde

All women are two-faced. One personality is kind and gentle, and the second appears when the first is offended.

Women's hatred is, in fact, the same love, only changed direction. Heinrich Heine

A man must remember that a woman is defenseless. She always needs a man's shoulder, care and confidence in him. Even if she looks strong.

A woman is both an apple and a snake. Heinrich Heine

Intuition is given to a woman in order to guess a man’s intentions, which he is not aware of. Jean Delacour

A man should beware of a woman when she loves: for then she is ready for any sacrifice, and everything else has no value in her eyes. Nietzsche F.

There are two ways to command a woman, but no one knows them. Kin Hubbard

If I am part of your destiny, then someday you will return to me... P. Coelho

Women, like children, love to say “no.” Men, like children, take it seriously.

“If a woman loves you, then, in essence, the one she loves is not you. But the one she doesn’t love anymore is you!” Paul Geraldi

“Women are stronger than us. For them there is no nonsense - only the main thing. Life, children, freedom. They see no meaning in eternal life - they continue in children, and that's enough. They are not conquerors - the world already belongs to them, because they are able to create new life.” Johnny Depp

When the actress was asked what she wears when going to bed, she replied: “Only Chanel number five.” Monroe

You can throw a stone at a woman only in one case: when this stone is precious... Don Aminado

Only a woman can temporarily stop time. Yuzef Bulatovich

A man's strength is to allow a woman to be weak, to give her joy, to provide protection and to always be there.

For some women, it is enough to walk down the street once to remain in a man’s memory forever. Kipling R.

When my wife and I disagree, we usually do what she wants. My wife calls it a compromise. Mark Twain

A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price.

A woman cannot be just an acquaintance or just nearby. Any woman surrounded by a man is either his strength or his weakness. Like the moon, it either reflects the light of the sun, making the night world even more beautiful, or creates eclipses on the clearest day.

If you love, let him go free. If he comes back, he’s yours; if he doesn’t come back, he was never yours.

Women are a special people: if you compliment them, they take them for the truth; if you tell them the truth, they are offended. Eric Bern

A man wants to be a woman's first, while a woman wants to be a man's last.

“You are a difficult woman,” he told her. “No,” said Pilar. “But I’m so simple, you won’t understand right away.” Ernest Hemiway

An intelligent woman is like Semiramis. K. Prutkov

A drunk woman is an unpredictable hurricane. Here she is drinking, and now she is already dancing, crying because of a stray cat, stealing flowers from the flowerbed.

What is a mistress? A woman around whom you forget what you knew by heart, in other words, all the shortcomings of her sex. N. Chamfort

Shopping is good at saving women from themselves.

Anyone who has not seen a woman in love cannot say what a woman is. T. Gauthier

There are women you need to love in spite of them, and actions you need to do despite yourself. Amelie Nothomb

A woman’s right is to say more than a man, and a man’s duty is to do more than a woman. Baurzhan Toyshibekov

Indifference makes a woman nervous, and care makes her affectionate. Every man has what he deserves. Faina Ranevskaya

The ideal couple from my point of view is a damn beautiful woman and a devilishly smart man. Baurzhan Toyshibekov

It sometimes happens that a woman at twenty-nine is even more beautiful than she was ten years earlier. Jane Austen

A man who reads morals is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who reads morals is certainly an ugly woman. Oscar Wilde

“Men without female company grow dull, and women without male company fade.” Anton Chekhov

Even the severity of the woman we love is full of endless charm, which we do not find in our happiest moments in other women. Stendhal

But for some reason women love to stroke the knife that inflicted a wound on them. Jerome K. Jerome.

A woman is not only able to understand self-sacrifice: she herself knows how to sacrifice herself. Turgenev

The beauty of a woman is not in her clothes, figure or hairstyle. She is in the sparkle of her eyes. After all, the eyes are the gateway to the heart, where love lives.

Night gives shine to stars and women. Byron

A real woman can be immediately recognized by her disobedience to fashion standards; she wears only what suits her. Ivan Efremov

You can kiss a beautiful woman endlessly and never end up in the same place. Janusz Makarchik

The older the woman, the more difficult it is with her. She is wiser, more cunning, more gentle... And she knows exactly who she needs in her life! He counts dozens of moves forward, reads glances and even weak gestures. The forbidden fruit no longer seduces her: She only eats what she likes.

Even the most beautiful legs end somewhere. Julian Tuwim

A woman is like an echo. How you treat her is how she responds.

Don’t burst into your wife’s room shouting “I know everything!”, otherwise she’ll ask you what year the Battle of Trafalgar took place. Przekruj

A woman is a well-laid table, which a man looks at differently before and after eating. Honore de Balzac

Nymphomaniac: a woman who wants to make love in the evening despite having done her hair in the morning. Maureen Limpan

A woman's strength lies not in what she says, but in how many times she says it. Marcel Achard

To understand women, you need to become a woman, and if it is impossible for her to become one, then all that remains is to accept women as they are - full of mysteries and sweet charm in their individuality. Gray

Women only love those they don't know. Mikhail Lermontov

And she will only laugh, casting a predatory glance in response; as anyone knows, there are no rules in the life of a cat...

Female beauty is a matter of action, not speculation.

If a woman is wrong, go and apologize...

Necklaces for women come in different varieties. But the most precious of them all is the loving embrace of a child from a beloved man.

A beauty can afford anything, a beauty can forgive anything. Moliere

You cannot determine the beauty of a woman by her outfit, figure or hairstyle. After all, her true beauty lies in her eyes, where love resides.

Is there anything more beautiful in the world than a beautiful woman?! Pierre Brantome

If a woman is frivolous, then she cheats in the same way. But if it is serious, then betrayal is no longer just betrayal, but new love.

Many have been ruined by female beauty, for the love of a beauty is like a scorching flame. Ahikar

To flatter a woman’s vanity, you need to be a little jealous. You can’t be jealous of her only when you are as confident in her as you are in yourself... Well, actually, you should always be jealous of a woman.

Nothing is as diverse as female beauty, except perhaps the impression it makes on us. Edmond Abou

A woman is like a child in kindergarten; if they don’t come for her on time, then she goes to play in another sandbox!

A beautiful woman is like well-polished glass, which will become dull at the slightest breath. Miguel de Cervantes

A woman who does not love anyone cannot make anyone jealous.

Everyone has their own idea of ​​female attractiveness; beauty is something more immutable and independent of tastes and judgments. Jean de La Bruyère

Women find it difficult to decide to cheat, but once they decide, they don’t stop.

A pretty woman cannot be stupid for men: she always has that main mind that men demand from a woman - the mind to be pretty. Anna Stahl

A woman's joy is a child; a man is often just weakness for a woman. This is how you will relax one day and walk joyfully all your life.

A beautiful woman is heaven for the eyes, hell for the soul, and purgatory for the pocket. Bernard Le Beauvier de Fontenelle

A real woman leaves with her head held high, slamming the door loudly. And let them slide down the other side of the door - no one will ever see it.

Beauty is also a virtue; a beautiful woman cannot have flaws. Friedrich Schiller

A woman in love would rather forgive a major indiscretion than a small infidelity. F. La Rochefoucauld

Praise the beauty of a woman - she will forgive you all your insults. Pierre Buast

A woman is created in order to love her, and not in order to understand her.

A woman is smarter than a man, and she spends her intelligence so that the man does not notice this. Mary McCarthy

A woman reigns, but does not rule.

In some cases, a woman is much more perceptive than a hundred men. Gotthold Lessing

A woman never knows what she wants, but she won’t rest until she gets it.

There is nothing more paradoxical than the female mind. It is difficult to convince women of anything: you need to bring them to the point where they convince themselves. To learn their dialectics, you need to overturn in your mind all the school rules of logic. Mikhail Lermontov

If a woman wants to refuse, she says no. If a woman starts explaining, she wants to be convinced.

Women are learned by nature, men by books. Ahikar

It's normal for a woman to create problems. It’s not normal when she solves them.

The intelligence of most women serves not so much to strengthen their prudence as to justify their recklessness. Francois La Rochefoucauld

You can't spoil a woman with a compliment.

Women rule us; Let us try to bring them to perfection: the more they know, the more perfect we will be. Male wisdom also depends on the development of the female mind. Richard Sheridan

Strong is not when you pull a freight train with one hand. Strong is when you want to cry in pain, and you smile at everyone...

A smart woman is one with whom you can be as stupid as you like. Paul Valéry

If a woman told you some truth, think about what lie she is hiding.

A woman is always smart enough to seem like a simpleton. Georges Courtelin

If a woman is happy, her children, parents, husband, friends, dog and even cockroaches will be happy.

Smart men by no means avoid the company of fools; Have you often seen a smart woman next to a dumb guy? Erica Jong

You cannot determine the beauty of a woman by her outfit, figure or hairstyle. After all, her true beauty lies in her eyes, where love resides.

Women who think are those who don't think. George Bernard Shaw

Do you consider women the weaker sex? Then try to take the blanket away from her at night...

From love for a woman everything beautiful on earth was born. Maksim Gorky

With a woman it’s simple only in one case: if she doesn’t belong to you.

Love for a woman has great, irreplaceable meaning for us; it is like salt for meat: permeating the heart, it protects it from spoilage. Victor Hugo

Women have no rules, only mood!

A woman loves or hates, she has no third. Publilius Syrus

A woman takes everything from a man. Even the last name.

When getting carried away for the first time, women love their lover; in the following hobbies they love love. Francois La Rochefoucauld

The age of a woman when she begins to criticize everyone is called critical.

A woman should never choose a lover without the consent of her heart and her husband - without the consent of her mind. Ninon Lanclos

Any little thing can make a woman hysterical. Only a woman can drive a man into hysterics.

A woman demands little from love - just to feel like the heroine of a novel. Minion McLaughlin

A woman in a family is like a translator: she understands both baby babble and drunken delirium.

Women's love is superior to men's. The difference that accrues to children is enormous. Hugo Steinhaus

A woman is a wonderful mixture of pure tenderness and evil spirits.

The woman does not want people to talk about her love affairs, but she wants everyone to know that she is loved. Andre Maurois

A real woman should be harmful and capricious.

A woman in love is ready for anything, but one who has fallen out of love is even more so. Arkady Davidovich

Often the woman you can’t live without and the woman you can’t live with are one and the same person.

Love a woman the way you make her, or make her the way you love her. Juana de la Cruz

Women have amazing intuition - they can guess everything except the most obvious.

All women are lovely, and what gives them beauty is the love of men. Alexander Sergeevich Pushkin

A silent woman is a ticking time bomb. It is unknown when it will explode and what the power of the explosion will be.

The feminine instinct is worth the foresight of great people. O. de Balzac

Women are endowed with an inimitable gift of expressing their feelings without pompous phrases; Women's eloquence is in the sound of the voice, in movement, posture and gaze.

Every woman's mistake is a man's fault. Herder I.

Women are able to immediately determine with whom their man might cheat. Sometimes they determine this before the men themselves.

Woman is sacred; the woman you love is doubly sacred. Alexandr Duma

A woman is like a shadow: when you follow her, she runs away, when you run away from her, she follows you.

A woman is both an apple and a snake. Heinrich Heine

Being completely sincere for a woman means the same as appearing in public without a dress.

A divinely beautiful woman often has a devilish character. E. Sevrus

All women are angels, but when they are deprived of their wings, they have to switch to a broom.

A woman will always sacrifice herself if given the right opportunity. This is her favorite way to please herself. Somerset Maugham

Women! Never doubt your attractiveness. Remember: scales lie, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked!

A smart woman is one in whose company you can act as stupid as you like. Paul Valéry

In childhood she is protected by her father, then by her husband, in old age by her son, a woman should never be left alone!

If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen. Oscar Wilde

With a woman it’s simple only in one case: if she doesn’t belong to you. Rinat Valiullin

The female sex is another part of our human race: however, due to its weakness, it was born more secretive and crafty. Plato.

A woman turns into a saw only when next to her... is a tree stump!

Women's guesses are much more accurate than men's undoubted facts. Rudyard Kipling.

Even the least flirtatious woman would want another woman to be praised for her intelligence rather than her hips.

Beauty is also a virtue; a beautiful woman cannot have flaws. Schiller F.

Women always expect something different from what actually exists.

A man can give everything to his faithful friend - everything, just not the woman he loves. Heinrich Ibsen

Women are as incomprehensible as the ocean. Until you abandon the boat, you will not know what is under your keel - depth or shallow

Without a woman, the dawn and evening of life would be helpless, and her noon would be without joy. Pierre Buast

All great stories have great female leads.

A woman has all her heart, even her head. Jean Paul

A woman's life is a test from beginning to end.

Many women come to performances only to become part of the spectacle themselves. Ovid.

It is a woman who helps a man understand himself, she makes him better.

Intuition is what replaces common sense in a woman. English wisdom.

A woman deserves love for everything she does for her husband. She doesn't need awards or honors.

A woman who everyone considers cold has simply not yet met a person who would awaken love in her. Labruyère J

The most amazing memory is that of a woman in love. Andre Maurois

A loving woman's heart is always full of hope; To kill them, you need more than one blow with a dagger, she loves until the last drop of blood. Honore de Balzac

A beautiful woman dies twice. P. Buast

Grumpy women see life as a boxing match. They fight with their chests, butts, and always feint.

Every woman has the age she deserves. Coco Chanel

Women disdain those who love them and love those who disdain them. M. Cervantes.

A woman’s heart is like a deep ocean full of secrets...

A woman has only one opportunity to be beautiful, but there are a hundred thousand opportunities to be attractive. Montesquieu

If a woman asks for something, you must give it to her. Otherwise she will take it herself.

An outfit is a preface to a woman, and sometimes the entire book. Chamfort

A woman who everyone considers cold has simply not yet met a person who would awaken love in her.

A woman inspires a man to great accomplishments, the implementation of which she then makes difficult. Alexandr Duma

Women play the role of psychiatrists for each other. D. King

A woman must manage to look so wise that her accidental stupidity turns out to be a real gift for a man. Karl Kraus.

When a woman faints, she knows what she's doing.

Women are like letters in the alphabet. There are vowels and there are consonants.

Without a woman, the dawn and evening of life would be helpless, and her noon would be without joy. Pierre Buast

Women make history, although history only remembers the names of men. Heinrich Heine

A smart woman is one in whose company you can act as stupid as you like. P. Valerie

The only happier woman who marries the man she dreamed of is the one who marries the man her friends dreamed of.

A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you. Alfred de Musset

Women are amazing creatures: the more they suffer, the more they love.

Women's hatred is, in fact, the same love, only changed direction. Heinrich Heine

Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones.

If you want to know what a woman really thinks, look at her, but don't listen. Oscar Wilde

Women have everything - their heart, even their head.

Only a woman can temporarily stop time. Yuzef Bulatovich

A woman is often compared to a Cat. But that doesn't mean she needs a cat. The cat needs an owner. Such that she would feel like the only favorite in his house.

Best Quotes

Beauty has always been considered the most powerful female weapon. Songs and poems were written about her, they worshiped her, they exalted her, and wars did not break out over her. The canons of beauty have constantly changed, but one thing remains unchanged - inner beauty and true femininity are still valued by wise people much higher than external attractiveness. This is exactly what is said in quotes and aphorisms about the beauty of a woman.

“Women's beauty is not tons of cosmetics on the face, not constant procedures in beauty salons. This is what makes your eyes shine, your face glow and your heart warm.”

“Being beautiful is an art that women try to master throughout their lives. And it concerns not only appearance, but also spiritual beauty.”

“True beauty does not shout, does not boast and does not require increased attention to itself. Its light itself silently attracts the gaze of others and beckons with magical power.”

“The beauty of a woman is a terrible force that is capable of many things: it turns heads, strikes on the spot, and sometimes mercilessly kills. It’s good that she’s not destined to rule the roost for long...”

“A beautiful woman is heaven for the eyes, hell for the soul and purgatory for the pocket.”

“There is nothing sadder than the life of women who only knew how to be beautiful.”

Bernard Le Beauvier de Fontenelle

"Women are more beautiful than they look."

Gabriel Laub

“It is a sin if a woman looks less beautiful than she could be.”

Miguel Cervantes de Saavedra

“A beautiful woman pleases the eyes, but a kind woman pleases the heart; one is a beautiful thing, and the other is a treasure.”

Napoleon I

“Some women are not beautiful at all, but just look that way.”

Karl Kraus

“Everyone has their own idea of ​​female attractiveness; beauty is something more immutable and independent of tastes and judgments.”

Jean de La Bruyère

Coco Chanel

Who else can speak so aptly and accurately about the fair sex than one of those whose enormous influence on the female deity - Fashion - was unconditionally recognized throughout the world? Coco Chanel's quotes about women are as bold and ingenious as her clothes.

“When taking care of beauty, you must start with the heart and soul, otherwise no amount of cosmetics will help.”

“At twenty years old you have the face that nature gave you; at thirty you have the face that life has sculpted for you; and at fifty you have the face you deserve.”

“Age is not the most important thing for a woman: you can be delightful at 20, charming at 40 and remain irresistible until the end of your days.”

“There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.”

“A woman’s best fashion accessory is a handsome man.”

“They say that women dress for the sake of women, that they are inspired by the spirit of competition. This is true. But if there were no more men left in the world, they would stop dressing.”

“I don’t understand how a woman can leave the house without tidying up, at least out of politeness. And then, you never know, maybe on this day you will meet your destiny. So it’s better to be as perfect as possible to meet fate.”

“To restrain yourself when it’s offensive, and not to make a scene when it’s painful - that’s what an ideal woman is.”

“If you were born without wings, don’t stop them from growing.”

“A woman cannot be happy if she is unloved, and that’s all she needs. A woman who is not loved is zero and nothing more. Believe me: young or old, mother, lover... A woman who is not loved is a lost woman. She can die in peace, it doesn’t matter anymore.”

About strong women

They say that strong women are not born, but become out of necessity. Is being strong for a woman a blessing or a heavy burden? That's a moot point. In our age of feminism, we increasingly hear that a woman should be strong and self-sufficient.

But doesn't this contradict our very nature? Quotes and aphorisms about strong women reflect all points of view on this issue.

“Being strong is like being a lady. If you have to talk about it, it means you’re not like that.”

Margaret Thatcher

“I don't believe in luck. Luck means being persistent, working hard and following your dreams.”

Janet Jackson

“What makes you different from others is your strength.”

Meryl Streep

“Never go back to what you decided to leave. Having conquered one mountain, begin to storm another.”

Marilyn Monroe

“No one can subjugate you without your consent.”

Eleanor Roosevelt

“Women are stronger than us. For them there is no nonsense - only the main thing. Life, children, freedom. They see no meaning in eternal life - they continue in children, and that’s enough. They are not conquerors - the world already belongs to them, because they are able to create new life.”

Johnny Depp

“Strong women are not about women. This is a shame for men..."

“Real men have happy women. The rest have a strong one.”

"I'm strong! I decided!"

"Any woman becomes strong... when she has no choice..."

“Believe me, I’m not strong... I’m just ashamed to be weak in front of my children and difficult fate.”

“A woman’s strength is not to resist a man, trying her best to demonstrate this strength. A woman's power is to sweep him off his feet with her tenderness. Bewitch with your softness. A strong woman is not one who boasts of her independence and ability to solve all her problems on her own.

This is the one who, despite this ability, makes a man understand how much she needs his care and help. And, of course, any strong woman needs a very strong man, one who will teach her once and for all to be a “man”

“The burden of a strong woman is heavy until you put it on the shoulders of a strong man...”

Statuses about smart women

The more a woman spins around the mirror, the more men spin around the woman! — Statuses about women

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Success, irresistibility and enjoyment of life are further evidence that this woman succeeded thanks to the desire to prove something to someone

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The assumption that a woman, given the opportunity to choose, will immediately settle on one thing, clearly goes beyond the bounds of common sense.

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You shouldn't argue if a woman wants something. We need to give it to her. Otherwise, the result will be the same, but more time will be spent.

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You only need to kneel in front of the woman who will then iron your pants.

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Even the most naive girl can learn to lie if she is put within strict limits.

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Nature told the woman: be beautiful if you can, wise if you want, but you must certainly be prudent.

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Being completely sincere for a woman means the same as appearing in public without a dress.

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Only a smart woman understands that it is more profitable to take care of herself, and not of her man.

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A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you.

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Stupid people are not always safe: they are smart enough to say just enough to insult or slander their neighbor.

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A woman would rather love a person she hates than someone she is indifferent to.

Cool Quotes

Of course, we women are different from men. Sometimes it is difficult for them to understand our mood and the course of our thoughts, which is where, it seems to me, these humorous statements arise like “Women's logic. Volume One" and the like. Well, if it’s easier for men to understand us with the help of humor, then funny quotes and aphorisms about women will help them in this difficult task.

“A woman is a weak, defenseless creature from whom it is impossible to escape.”

“A beautiful woman pleases the male gaze, an ugly woman pleases the female gaze.”

“Ancient wisdom says, “What a woman wants, God wants.” This means that God wants flowers, French perfume and marriage.”

“A woman’s final decision is rarely her last.”

“If a woman asks for something, you must definitely give it to her. Otherwise she will take it herself.”

“Women's intuition is an amazing instinct that tells a woman that she is right, regardless of whether she is right or not.”

“There are two ways to command women. But no one knows them."

“There are many ways to make a woman speak, but there is none to keep her silent.”

“If a woman is silent, it is better not to interrupt her.”

“The woman is sure that two and two will equal five if she cry and make a scandal.”

“A woman doesn’t know how to hammer a nail, but she knows exactly where.”

“It is absurd to say that women have no logic. We don’t deny the presence of atoms just because we’ve never seen them.”

“A woman cannot be convinced. She can only be persuaded.”

Mikhail Grabovsky

“A man, even if he could understand what a woman is thinking, would still not believe it.”

Kozma Prutkov

Wise Quotes

Mother Nature has arranged it this way that men cannot do without women, and we, women, cannot do without men. Unfortunately, despite the importance of these relationships, for some reason we are not taught how to build them correctly. And we often have to learn this from our own mistakes. I hope these quotes and aphorisms about the relationship between a man and a woman will help us at least a little to avoid them.

“The best thing a woman can do for a man is to accept him for who he is, regardless of his achievements. It is important for him to feel that he is still loved. The energy of unconditional love between a mother and wife provides inner support. This is how a leader grows from a boy, and a man from an insecure husband. It is the woman who gives the energy to gain strength.”

Oleg Gadetsky

“Men who do not forgive women for their little shortcomings will never enjoy their great virtues.”

Gibran Khalil

“A man loves a woman most often because she loves him; A woman loves a man most often because he admires her.”

“A man usually loves women whom he respects; a woman usually respects only the men she loves. Therefore, a man often loves women who are not worth loving, and a woman often respects men who are not worth respecting.”

Vasily Klyuchesvsky

“Women don’t like timid men. Cats don't like cautious mice."

Henry Louis Mencken

“Friendship between a man and a woman is impossible; between them there can be passion, enmity, adoration, love, but not friendship.”

“A man always wants to be a woman’s first love. Women are more sensitive in such matters. They would like to become a man’s last love.”

Oscar Wilde

“A man can give everything to his faithful friend - everything, but not the woman he loves.”

Henrik Ibsen

“If a woman belongs to another, she is five times more desirable than one who can be had—an old rule.”

Erich Maria Remarque

“When a man looks at a woman, the devil puts rose-colored glasses on him.”

Boleslaw Prus

“When there are no children, the relationship between men and women is their own matter, not affecting either the state or neighbors.”

Bertrand Russell

Statuses on the topic “Wisdom”.

There is no wisdom more beautiful than that - When someone else’s fragile dream Does not crumble from your harsh words. Change yourself Accept others as they are!

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You give out advice here and there, But, alas, you don’t know the truth yourself. Only God is destined to know it. So is it worth changing other people?

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If you want to change fools, that means you yourself are ready to become one. And wisdom will not make friends with you, After all, it needs peace of mind.

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  • It is not anger that gives birth to truth, not argument, but a quiet, kind, warm conversation. The desire to give in to each other - this is what people need to give

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And if you see the weak, give them wings! Extend your hand to them, give them hope. There is no need to repeat with a smart face: “Don’t try, you won’t be able to fly!”

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Do you want to win? Victory is not to leave joy for later and to let others live as they need. After all, not everyone needs your advice.

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Someone just needs to be hugged, listened to, and held by the hand. So that not “for any reason”, but simply to love. Not everyone is wise who has gray hair.

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It’s harder to learn than to teach And it’s easier to be rude than to remain silent To be wise, you don’t need to live a century, It’s enough to be friends with your soul

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Not everyone who is punished is guilty, Not everyone who is acquitted is not guilty. Not everyone who calls himself a brother is a brother. The unity of souls is not by blood.

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  • Not everyone is a friend who held your hand, Not every enemy truly hates. A raised dagger is not as dangerous as the thirst for revenge in its most hidden form.

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Not everyone who hugs is in love, but everyone who stands on the sidelines is indifferent. Not everyone is inspired by a bright feeling, Who envelops their ears with flattery.

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Not everyone fits the pattern, But everyone created it once. And he does not suspect that he is the same for someone “not everyone.”

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I have seen drunkards with wise eyes and fallen women with a face of purity. I know the strong who cried avidly, And the weak who carried crosses.

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Don't judge me for what I'm sure of; Don't promise if you decide to lie. Do not check when you have already entrusted and do not give, planning to take away.

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  • Pray when you really believe; Live only with the one you love. Drive away those you hate; And trust your eyes, not empty words.

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Three things cannot be returned in any way: Words, opportunity, times And will never flare up repeatedly, One dark night a fallen star.

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Three things that should not be lost: Peace of mind, hope, your honor. Trying to understand your neighbor more often, accepting Him as he is.

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Three things in life are most valuable: Trust, love, and belief. Only an admission of guilt brings enlightenment to the soul.

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Three things in life are very fragile: Luck, power, great wealth. They, having a sharp turn of fate, are given to us as a punishment.

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  • Three things that define a person are: Work, honesty, life achievements. Even if this path is difficult and not easy, But this is life, and life is movement.

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Three things destroy the mind and flesh: Pride, anger, wine without measure. Those who were able to overcome themselves will see in that person all the signs of a chimera.

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For some reason it’s hard to say three things: I love you, forgive me, and help. Or maybe we just stopped understanding each other, like old enemies.

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There are no accidental falls There are lessons that need to be learned Shake off your knees without hesitation And move on confidently

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If in the past friends betrayed you, If life set fire to bridges, It means that the stars told you that you are communicating with the wrong people.

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  • If there have been a lot of misfortunes, All plans are ruined overnight, Don’t whine, but start all over again, If that’s what your soul wants

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And take risks, after attempt, attempt will lead to the desired goal later. After all, the warmth does not come from a gold bar, But from the feelings that are in your heart

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Believe me, there are no hopeless dreams, Take at least a step towards them And fate, without much torment, will give you everything for your soul

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Don't touch what's left in the past. Who knows what will happen in the future? But walking your own path, you will be able to know all the roads!

Quotes of great men

Always and at all times, people of art and talented extraordinary personalities recognized that life without women is meaningless and dull, they admired their beauty, femininity and ability to quietly conquer the male world. Quotes and aphorisms about women with meaning from great people, sometimes with humor, but more often with admiration, reveal the secrets of simultaneous female weakness and strength.

“The ideal man should talk to women like goddesses and treat them like children.”

Oscar Wilde

“Forget peace, whoever decided to rule over a woman.”

Publius

“Men are surprisingly illogical: they insist that all women are the same, and constantly change one for another.”

Sidonie-Gabriel Colet

“God created women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.”

Faina Ranevskaya

“A woman never notices what is done for her, but she will always notice what is not done for her.”

Georges Courtelin

“A woman’s field is to arouse in a man the energy of the soul, the ardor of noble passions, to maintain a sense of duty and the desire for the high and great - this is her purpose, and it is great and sacred.”

Vissarion Belinsky

“Whoever first called women the fair sex perhaps wanted to say something flattering to them, but in fact he expressed something more.”

Immanuel Kant

“When God created women, he did not give them a sense of humor, so they are only able to love men, instead of laughing at them.”

Ingmar Bergman

“If there were no women, all the money in the world would mean nothing.”

Aristotle Onassis

Statuses about smart women

A woman, trying to deceive a man, demonstrates that she is absolutely indifferent to him, and he commits deception, showing that he is madly in love

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God, creating a woman, instructed her: be charming if you can, wise if you want, but never lose prudence.

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Don't argue with a woman who really wants something. You will only waste your time trying to convince her otherwise.

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A woman is like a man’s shadow: when he pursues her, she is unattainable, and if he tries to get away from her, she follows her

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A beautiful woman should not have the same brilliant mind, this distracts attention from her beauty.

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Only a smart woman does not waste time spying on her husband, but watches herself at this time.

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Don't waste time looking after your man, spend it better on improving your own external characteristics. Then he will have to keep an eye on you.

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