Statement about students. Funny quotes about students


Sayings and phrases about a poor student

A special place among them is occupied by the status of a student who does not have much financial resources.

  1. It was in the student dormitory that I was taught the wonderful art of preparing 10 dishes from a pack of pasta and 20 dishes from two packages of doshirak. And mayonnaise will serve as dessert.
  2. The student is quite capable of preparing borscht. Only for this you need to remove meat from the home recipe, and also dilute it with water 1 to 10.
  3. There is no one hungrier than a student - only the student who has a girlfriend in addition.
  4. Would you like me to treat you to “Student” tea? It is made simply: without tea leaves, and also without sugar.
  5. Students are a completely special social class. They have the most expensive gadgets and phones. Only there is never any money in the account...
  6. Resourceful students will always figure out what to do if they are expelled from the university: for example, you can return bottles and use the money to enroll in a paid department.
  7. In our educational institution, meals are provided three times a day, nutritious. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Funny sayings

Cool statuses about students are no less popular than phrases on other topics. After all, no matter how you look at it, everyone loves to laugh.

  1. During the last class, the students were already exhausted. They beg the teacher to let them go, but he says, as soon as this piece of chalk runs out, you will go home. A voice from the back desk: “Ivan Nikolaevich! Let me eat it."
  2. Through experience, students realized that 1 boot is equal in size to 45 minutes of time. Since 2 boots are a pair...
  3. There are only three reasons why a student may not be at the university: either he forgot, or he got drunk. Well, or simply - scored...
  4. Once two terrible cannibals met, and one boasted to the other that he had caught a student. “Don’t eat it!” says another. - "Why?" “Yes, I also once wanted to make soup from a student. So he threshed all the potatoes from the cauldron while it was boiling!”
  5. The teacher asked the students whether to give them a hint or a tip. “Peter Palych, give me a tip.” - “No, citizens. Drinking vodka from a young age is harmful. So listen to the hint."
  6. Don't be offended by students: they are like dogs. They look with intelligent eyes, but cannot say anything...
  7. Peter has not passed his coursework since his third year. In the conclusion he wrote: “From the above it follows...”
  8. A student leaves her mom a message on her answering machine: “Hi, Mom! We have 25 pairs today, I’ll come by tomorrow morning...”
  9. What's worse than a condescending janitor? It is she who is the main cause of pregnancy among students...
  10. It is difficult to study as a freshman only for the first few years. Then you get used to it...
  11. Once upon a time there were three little pigs. One was called Nif-Nif; the other - Naf-Naf. Well, the third one is Head-Kaf.
  12. What happens if you give a student a point of support? Right. He will fall asleep immediately.
  13. Under no circumstances should students marry. After all, if he spends all his time on his wife, he will get tails. If he goes to study, then he will grow horns. Well, if he tries to take care of both his studies and his wife... he will throw off his hooves.
  14. Conscience is the true wealth of every person. Students, as you know, are poor people...
  15. You need to study hard and for a long time. Still can't find a job...
  16. The school year is very similar to a woman's pregnancy. Its duration is 9 months, and you begin to feel sick after a couple of weeks...
  17. Want to study? Drink some tea, lie down and get some sleep... It will pass...
  18. Higher education is, of course, good. But besides this, you also need to have at least average intelligence.
  19. It's dangerous to go to medical school. One day, a student studying the names of medicines in Latin inadvertently summoned the devil.
  20. How to spot a lazy student? Very simple. He never has a notebook. But the phone is full of photographs of notes.
  21. What is a lecture? This is the process of transferring data from the teacher's notes to the students' notes, bypassing the brains of both.
  22. Status for girls. The worst thing is not to part with your lover. And when you have “these days”, a cold with a temperature of 38, and at the same time you have to be at the university to pass the test.
  23. Studying at the institute is like a game. You move to a new course, as if to a new level. The computer monster is becoming more and more evil and invincible...

Statement about students. Funny quotes about students

Smart student + smart teacher = automatic exam Stupid student + smart teacher = sleepless session Smart student + stupid teacher = Chivas Regal Black Label Stupid student + stupid teacher = military registration and enlistment office

A completely uneducated person can only rob a boxcar, while a university graduate can steal a railroad. (Theodore Roosevelt)

The university develops all abilities, including stupidity. (A. Chekhov)

He who knows how, does it. Those who don't know how to teach teach. Those who do not know how to teach become deans. (T. Martin)

An educated person can worry all night about something a fool could never dream of.

A lecture is a process by which the professor's notes are converted into student notes without going through anyone's brain. (R.C. Rathbun)

No one has ever died from knowledge, but it’s not worth the risk! Student emblem “Hammer and Sickle” - mow and hammer!

As Lenin said, “Study, study and study is better than work, work and work”...

Yesterday at a lecture, a stoned professor showed electromagnetic waves. Half the students saw them...

Each parent always has its pros and cons, just like any other power source.

The student does not know in two cases: either he has not passed it yet, or he has already passed it.

History exam: Lenin lived, Lenin is alive, Lenin will live. (Underline as necessary

Passed the exam - hand over the dishes!

An experienced teacher prepares university students for expulsion.

What is the difference between a professor and a student? — A professor is a student who has passed all exams.

If a student's tail is cut off, he will grow a new one by the next session.

Students are people who swim on the surface of science and dive into its depths twice a year.

Memo to the student: “Before the exam, it is necessary to refresh the material in your memory and refresh the teacher’s imagination.”

It is normal for students to look at their watches. It's not normal when they start putting them to their ear.

The student’s distinctive memory ability: he didn’t know, but he remembered.

Once drilled into students' heads, the ideas look hackneyed.

Why should a student lose hope before the professor loses his cool?

What you didn’t understand in the lecture, you will understand in the exam!

The days are counting before the exams, the stipend after the exams, and the students in the spring.

A student has 2 states: Eating and sleeping. But there is also a third thing - a session: when you don’t eat or sleep.

A student will do anything to pass the exam, even take the Exam.

If the medical institute graduates doctors, then who does the pedagogical institute graduate?!

There lived three pigs: Nif-Nif, Naf-Naf and Zav. Kaf

Students remember, anything you say on the exam can be used against you!

Fine! - said the professor and ruined the student’s diploma.

Remember: the professor is not as scary as he reads.

The desk is the source of knowledge, the notes are their grave.

From session to session, students live happily.

Study, study and study again, because you still won’t find a job.

Everyone lives in a world of their own mental capabilities

No one has ever died from science, but it’s not worth the risk.

No one has ever died from science, but no one has been born.

Learning is light, and ignorance is pleasant twilight.

Ignorance is darkness, learning is light, and you have to pay for light.

Scientists are light, and unscientists are darkness.

Do not snore during the lecture, because by snoring you will wake up your neighbor!

Cleanliness is pure mass over pure volume.

Stylish clothes and shoes, fashionable hairstyle! Everything is free! Contact the military registration and enlistment office.

Nothing brings people together like public transport.

“Image is nothing, thirst is everything!” - Brother Ivanushka said and stamped his hoof.

A stingy person pays twice, a stupid person pays three times, a sucker always pays.

Excuse me, but have you ever acted in cartoons?

If you really want it, you can get it in the face.

The mind gave us steel hook hands.

Throw it, otherwise you'll drop it.

Check the grade assigned for the work you submitted without leaving the lecturer. If you don’t like the assessment, demand its replacement with a better one or the right to rewrite the work. And remember: the student is always right!

Give the student a point of support - and he will fall asleep!

Lecturer mute button! Press with your forehead and hold until the end of the pair!

Student, don’t be angry with the lecturer, because a dog is a man’s friend.

Our will cannot be broken, we drank, we drink and we will drink.

It’s hard to drink without going dry, but that’s our fate.

Gentlemen, take off your hat, time was brutally wasted here.

The inscription on the gravestone: “Crushed by the granite of science.”

An inscription on a desk in one of the Phystech classrooms: Prut (lecturer), tell your father to protect himself from now on!

The inscription above the mirror: others are no better!

Inscription in one of the classrooms of the Phystech: A genius sleeps in each of us, and every day it grows stronger

The inscription on the desk: “Your inscription could be here!”

An unforgettable “golden” time - studying at a university: cool statuses about students will tell you which cheat sheet the teacher will not notice and how to celebrate the upcoming holiday. Funny sayings will tell you how not to oversleep a class or survive a session. Statuses about students are an amazing section of folk art that is updated daily. Snarky jokes and sparkling sayings immediately become stereotyped. For medical students, finding a suitable status will be easiest: just watch the next episode of a popular series. You can find funny statuses about students for students of other specialties on thematic websites. Change your statuses at least every day, showing your friends and acquaintances your mood and hobbies. Such statuses about students as “I am not for anyone, exams!” or “All notes are urgently needed” is a clear sign that your friend is tightly hooked on studying.

If you sit for forty minutes, staring blankly at a blank page in Word, it means you are writing a thesis.:) ☆ I’ll get up early in the morning and drink a cup of mercury. And I’m going to die in this institute! ☆ The holiday is coming to us, the holiday is coming to us! It brings joy to students who are awake, the fear of expulsion is always real! ☆ As long as there are dumplings and mayonnaise in this universe, Russian students are invincible. ☆ Previously, when I was at school, I was lazy and did everything on the last day. Now I’m studying at the university and have become even lazier - I do everything on the last night... ☆ Pray, teacher, for the day of judgment will come, and may your kingdom perish, and may you be rewarded for our torment... Gospel from a Student, verse five... ☆ Student on 1st year - at least they wouldn’t kick me out! At 2 - now they probably won’t kick you out. At 3 - now they definitely won’t kick you out! At 4 - just let them try! At 5 - yes, I’ll kick out whoever you want! ☆ Tired students are sleeping, books are sleeping. Evil teachers are waiting for the kids with a test. The harmful lecturer goes to bed so that he can dream about us at night. Close your eyes - Za-bi-wai! ☆ A student walks, sways, sighs as he goes. The session ends and I go on a binge... ☆ Student! If your conscience asks you to study, answer it that it’s not the end of the semester yet, and calmly go drink!) ☆ Sitting behind bars in a damp dorm... Raised in captivity... A young student... ☆ This is how you study, study, and then from conflictology you learn that you are a neurotic with suicidal tendencies, experiencing an existential crisis... ☆ Woke up, made the bed, shaved, washed, had breakfast, got ready for school, and then thought: “What the hell am I doing?”, undressed and went to bed. It's good to be a student. ☆ — I am a student. I work part-time at night, but I can’t sleep during lectures. What should I do? - Count the sheep that go to lectures with you. ☆ Professor: “Are you afraid of my questions?” Student: “No, I’m afraid of my answers.” ☆ At the exam in criminal law. -Can you tell me what deception is? - This will happen, professor, if you fail me. - How, please explain. — According to the criminal code, deception is committed by someone who, taking advantage of the ignorance of another person, causes damage to that other person. ☆ A student can instantly calculate only three things: 1. how much money he has left; 2. how much is left until the end of the pair; 3. how many days until the scholarship. ☆ We drink in different doses. We fall asleep in different positions. We remember different moments. This is all called “students”! ☆ The student doesn’t understand at first, but then gets used to it.

Comrade students! Please park your jeeps more closely, otherwise teachers have no place to park their bicycles!

Being a student is great! Being a student is a beauty! Let things go perfectly, you won’t rest or feather!

You bastard! I spent all my youth on you! You ruined my whole life! - Daughter, baby, stop talking to your diploma!

A cat has gone missing from a student dormitory. These are the pies...

Student, remember, don’t snore during the lecture, because you will wake up your neighbor who is snoring nearby...

Epigrams and aphorisms about Student's Day

Comrade students! We kindly ask you not to give food to your cat! We have only one left (real announcement in the student canteen).

The Association of University Teachers has achieved a doubling of salaries... From now on, students take the exam once a year.

History exam: Lenin lived, Lenin is alive, Lenin will live (underline as appropriate).

Non-trivial epigrams and aphorisms about Student's Day

A student has two states: eating and sleeping. But there is also a third thing - a session: when you don’t eat or sleep.

If we are expelled from the institute, we will hand over the bottles and enroll in paid education!

A sex bomb was found at the university. She was taken out of town and neutralized by students.

Conversation with the guard of the women's dormitory: - Who do you want, young man? -Who do you recommend to me?

Teachers are different. Some bring knowledge, others - nonsense :)))

Students live from session to session, and the session is only twice a year.

A team of medical students will treat young women from clastrophobia, arachnophobia, obsessive movements, schizophrenia, depression, and headaches.

The donut is a student's lifeline.

A student is a strange subject. It seems like he’s studying, but he doesn’t seem to be.

Do not snore during the lecture, because by snoring you will wake up your neighbor!

What is the difference between a men's dormitory and a women's dormitory? In the men's dormitory there is a madhouse, and in the women's dormitory there is a domdur.

He wants to eat, he has no money - but his name is a student!!!

The inscription on the gravestone: “Crushed by the granite of science.”

Imagine that your doctor studied like you...

Indissoluble epigrams and aphorisms about Student's Day

Teacher: — What are parametric amplifiers? Student: - We didn’t go through this. - Right! Give me the report.

Student's Day is the day when the windows of all minibuses fog up.

I forgot my pen! -Have you forgotten your head? - No! - Oh, I see everything, I see it, put it back in the bag!

In one of the Moscow institutes, next to the department of heavy nuclear physics, there is an office with a sign: Deputy. head department TYAF A.F. Sobakin.

Yesterday in Moscow, a drunk dean expelled the rector.

The inscription on the desk at MSTU. Bauman: “If you study at Baumansky, be proud; if you don’t study, be happy!”

A session for a student is like snowdrifts for utility workers - it seems to be on schedule, but still “the utility services were not ready...”

Nothing brings people together like one option on an exam.

I studied for a long time, and therefore delayed in development.

What you didn’t understand in the lecture, you will understand in the exam!

The session is reminiscent of collecting autographs from hysterical pop stars.

Two Rolls Royces for sale. Discount for pensioners and students.

Theoretical epigrams and aphorisms about Student's Day

If a student's tail is cut off, he will grow a new one by the next session.

Every time I try to prepare for an exam, I am surprised to discover that some doctor was writing down the lectures in my notebook. Drunk. Left hand. On the run.

Girl, are you still studying?... Or do you already know how?...

You came to the military department as inexperienced students, and you will leave as experienced female translators. First, I will do this, and then the rest of the officers of our department...

The thesis defense will be more successful if the banquet on this occasion is held 2-3 hours before the start of the defense!

A lecture is a process by which the professor's notes are converted into student notes without going through anyone's brain.

Two cannibals meet: - Listen, I want to recommend you not to boil students in soup! - Why? - Think about it: I caught one here, threw it into the cauldron to cook, and he, the bastard, swims on the surface and eats potatoes!!!

To a student who was late for a lecture: “You appeared unexpectedly, like your first menstruation.”

Well, another year has passed, and differential equations have never been useful in life

There is an exam in progress. A tortured student leaves the class. Ask him everything at once: “How did you pass?” - Like in church. - How? - He asks a question, I get baptized. I answer, he is baptized.

If you write a cheat sheet in pencil on a banknote, then trying to take the cheat sheet from a student will look like a bribe.

epigrams and aphorisms about Student's Day

To the teacher’s question: “Why weren’t you there?” 97% of students will answer: “I was sick”, 2% - “I overslept”, 1% - will remain silent. And only I could answer in front of everyone: “Darling, well, you didn’t wake me up yourself” :)

MGUPP - Moscow State Institute of Song and Dance.

The professor took exams and valerian, students passed and nerves.

A school day shortens your life by 8 hours.

Students of the Mytishchi Culinary College invented the “Dream” sandwich. This is when you have two pieces of bread and you dream of meat between them.

What is laziness? Laziness is when you scrub the latrine with a toothbrush because you were too lazy to come to the last retake.

Professor, will I have a machine gun? - Yes, and tarpaulin boots.

Where should we gather after the session? - In the barracks!

An educated person can worry all night about something a fool could never dream of.

A student will do anything for the sake of a test, even going to class.

I'm ashamed to sit at such a boring desk!

You must be able to correctly formulate your thought, regardless of its presence!

Ignorance is darkness, learning is light, and you have to pay for light.

Students are people who swim on the surface of science and dive into its depths twice a year.

A cool student takes an exam, puts five hundred dollars in a notebook and writes: “100 bucks per point.” After the exam, he opens his notebook and sees three hundred dollars and the inscription “Pass.”

Education is a process of throwing false pearls before real swine.

A completely uneducated person can only rob a boxcar, while a university graduate can steal a railroad.

For scientists there is light, and for unscientists there is darkness.

  • Fortune telling in the kitchen has become popular in student dorms: Girls fry potatoes in several frying pans. From whose frying pan the men eat the potatoes, she goes to their room to swear and... get acquainted.
  • The level of provincial university teachers is at the level of the textbooks memorized by metropolitan teachers during their student years. Valentin Grudev
  • After the first session, a MAI student is asked: “Did you have integrals in your program?” The student scratches his head thoughtfully, then answers, “Yes, there were some, but... not specific.”
  • Comrade students, have a conscience - you are making more noise than me.
  • The thirst for knowledge constantly dries out the mouth, so students are forced to regularly drink beer in large quantities. Yuri Tatarkin
  • Comrade student, why did you come to the military department in the trousers of the army of the most likely enemy?
  • A student in his first year loves to study, in his second year he loves to learn to love, in his third year he learns to love, and in his last year he remembers what he loved in the beginning?
  • When passing laboratory work, the student pretends that he knows everything; the teacher pretends to believe him.
  • A student is like an artiodactyl. If a student devotes a lot of time to girls, tails appear, if he studies, then horns appear; if he spends both time, then he throws off his hooves.
  • Students don't know how to save because they have nothing to save. Mikhail Morgunov
  • Economics student to mathematics student: - Listen, do you have a girlfriend? Mathematician: - Personally, I don’t have one. It's enough for me that I know where to find it.
  • The men gathered to have a drink, but twenty kopecks were missing. Suddenly a guy comes. - Guy, give me twenty kopecks. - Guys, I don’t have any. - Come on, otherwise we’ll beat you. - Yes, I don’t have it! - Who are you? - Student. - Fedya, give him twenty kopecks!
  • Driving luxury cars on our roads is like living in a student dormitory for oligarchs. Vladimir Borisov
  • Students revere women as educational literature. Programmers revere women as reference books. Gentlemen revere women like classic literature. And they all honor her, honor her and abandon her! Stas Yankovsky
  • From the dean’s order: “For immoral behavior, expressed in drunken riding on basins in the stairwells of the dormitory, reprimand the students...”
  • If a student does not want to study, then the military registration and enlistment office is not working well.
  • Dear students, remember that money is everything! Even complex differential equations.
  • Test in electrical engineering. Teacher to student: - Tell me about the three-phase circuit. Student: - Well, a three-phase circuit consists of 3 wires. - Right. Further. - Current flows through the first wire, voltage flows through the second, and cosine phi flows through the third. - HOW? - Cosine forward!
  • The average student is the opposite of the Serpent Gorynych - one head, and three tails.
  • This semester, students had to study, among others, two new disciplines: “Logic” and “Women’s Logic”. Vladimir Semenov

You obviously can’t sit at lectures today, Student’s Day calls everyone to go out and have fun.

Congratulations to all students. On this wonderful day, you greet it with laughter, dancing and songs.

May student life be a full cup, and may your reward be treasured diplomas.

Student, today is your holiday, Notebooks, books - everything away, We wish you: bright impressions, and enchanting adventures.

In your studies - only good luck, Let the problems be solved instantly. Happy, joyful moments, And fantastic progress.

Achieve all earthly heights, May you be lucky every day, We wish you love - bright, pure, magical, rainbow, radiant!

The happiest time, Only you are no longer children, Happy moments bring joy, You are no longer schoolchildren - students!

Exams, studies and dates, Friendship and mutual understanding, We wish you to strive for knowledge, May your dream come true soon!

Student life is like a film, the brightest, carefree years. Celebrate Student's Day today so that you remember it forever.

Jokes and laugh, have fun wildly, Do not deny yourself anything. But you’re a student, behave civilly, and let the fun flow.

We tried our best not to snore in boring classes, and to participate as much as we could in all kinds of scientific seminars.

Although we left many questions unanswered, and downloaded abstracts straight from the Internet,

Finally, we have waited for the right moment with you. The most important holiday has arrived - Happy Student Day!

Happy Student's Day, we congratulate the students. Today, a holiday is celebrated in your honor. Let us wish those who are striving for science: May everything work out successfully.

Let youth dictate its rights, And call for joy. Even if you didn’t succeed in everything - there’s no better time!

Everyone has long been accustomed to this, and probably for good reason. We celebrate Student's Day in mid-January.

Say funny toasts According to tradition, you are not lazy. It is easy and simple for young people to celebrate Tatiana’s Day.

Student life is a time that we do not value; we are in a hurry to live. We will soon learn how important it is to preserve the student spirit.

Students are a special society: Freedom, and scope of plans, Fantasy, free creativity, In which there is no fear.

You yourself will envy yourself after many years, Giving the only correct answer in life exams.

The ribbon of life unfolded and blossomed with bright colors! Celebrating Student's Day, That's how things are!

Put aside your notes, And close your textbooks, Calm your conscience - After all, today is Student's Day!

Their possibilities are countless, we will give you the following spirit: Be happy, students, with your young life!

Congratulations on your youth, With joy that stirs your heart. Happy Student's Day! Don't rush to become older. Life itself flies.

May all sciences be useful to you, May knowledge open the door to happiness, And may love never experience boredom, And may it grow without sadness and loss!

Exams, sessions and statuses about them

  1. Vasya Petrov was afraid for a long time to fail the exam. And in the end, the military man finally pulled him out...
  2. Students study the subject, study, and still pass it with a bad mark before the exam. However, they always hope for a three. But in the end they are surprised - why not “five”?
  3. Do you know what the oldest college tradition is? My friends and I are going to a session. And there we go to the fullest.
  4. You should definitely not give a student a grade that is lower than their course number.
  5. Exams are always the most amazing thing. Some are amazed at the questions, while others are amazed at the answers they hear...
  6. You definitely need to be afraid of exams. Otherwise, these very exams decide that students will not respect them. And then they don’t give up...
  7. As the exam approaches, citizen students gain a louder voice: they greet the teacher more and more clearly.
  8. There is the best phrase you can ever hear from a teacher. And it consists of just two words: “Bring your record book...”.
  9. A scholarship is nothing more than a small compensation for the fear experienced during the exam.
  10. “How did you pass the test?” - “How, how... With a machine gun.”
  11. “Buy it, please... Buy it..." - "Ivan Petrovich. I’m telling you, I’m passing on my own!”
  12. Truly superhuman abilities are manifested in each student during the session. He stops sleeping, eating, and drinking alcohol-containing liquids. And at the same time, he not only survives, but also downloads gigabytes of information into his brain, like a megacomputer.

Sayings, aphorisms and quotes about students.

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A student is always a desperate romantic! At least he can pass romanticism with a bad mark.

• Eduard A. Asadov

Romanticism, Students

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Here lies a sick student; His fate is inexorable. Bring away the medicine: The disease of love is incurable!

• Alexander S. Pushkin

Illness, Love, Students, Fate

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Illusions and sentiments are as comfortable to the soul as a coat, but life is not at all what students think about it.

• Igor M. Guberman

Life, Illusions, Students

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By the way, a religious student may be confused as to why God would create problems by providing predators with beautiful adaptations to catch prey, while with the other hand providing the prey with beautiful adaptations to prevent it. Apparently He enjoys this sport as a spectator.

• Richard Dawkins

God, Spectators, Sports, Students

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A student asks a patient, “Did your mother, besides you, have any miscarriages?”

• Mikhail N. Zadornov

Irony, Students, Humor

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One of the students expressed the opinion that it was time for the Master to improve his spiritual practices. Hearing this, the Master laughed loudly and told a story about one student. — Do you have any more modern editions of the anatomy textbook? “This thing you suggested is at least ten years old,” the student said to the bookstore seller. “Listen, son, no bones have been added to the human body in the last ten years,” answered the seller. “Nothing has been added over the last ten thousand years,” added the Master.

• Anthony de Mello

Wisdom, Sentence, Excellence, Students

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You can write a novel or a picture “for the table”, but a movie “for yourself” is a thing that may be tempting, but has little prospects. The excuse “I see it this way” or “this is my sincerity” does not work if you are limited in your capabilities, I don’t mean financial - internal. The great Sergei Apollinarievich Gerasimov responded to such student statements by saying: “The sincerity of a kitten is in the meow.” The hit should be larger, wider, more voluminous.

• Nikita Mikhalkov

Sincerity, Cinema, Sarcastic Quotes, Students

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It will not be a great evil if the student falls into error; if great minds make mistakes, the world pays dearly for their mistakes.

• Nikola Tesla

Knowledge, Science, Society, Students

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Your relationship with your family and church is your own business. But the path to God does not lie through skipping classes. And the inability to combine family life with the responsibilities of a student can serve you badly in the future.

• Alexander Sergeevich Zapesotsky

God, Life, Advice, Students

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In Russia, you see, whether to study or not is up to the student himself. And to benefit from it is a normal privilege of the university. The state is not interested in the real quality of education. For him, universities exist in electronic and paper form. Inspections require tens of thousands of pages of documentation regarding the organization of classes. Whether the students actually sat in the classrooms during these classes, how they actually took their exams, no one cares.

• Alexander Sergeevich Zapesotsky

View, Normality, Education, Students

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In my opinion, young people should not cultivate dependency and some kind of inferiority. You need to overcome obstacles and prove that you are the best, the most worthy.

• Alexander Sergeevich Zapesotsky

Students, Success

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A student can take a test, don’t sleep for a week, don’t give up chess, and even manage to fall in love.

• Eduard A. Asadov

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