Despite all my shortcomings, they are still friends with me
- Over the years, you realize that some girlfriends need to be treasured more than men.
- We are not just two beautiful friends. We are also smart.
- There are friends who come suddenly and leave just as suddenly. And there are those who stay with you forever.
- Not every friend will help in difficult times. Even the best...
- And I love friends with whom you can not even communicate for a while, and then meet and communicate as if nothing had happened.
- We can quarrel, and we can even fight, but we will never be rivals.
- “Several best friends” sounds like “several guys at the same time” to me.
- It is men who must fight for us. And we shouldn't fight for men. Moreover, with each other.
- The more I am friends with her, the more I love her. This is what a girlfriend should be like!
- She rarely smiles, but when she sees me, she just breaks into a smile^^.
- A true friend is one who can sometimes even say rude things, but only to you personally, not in front of everyone.
- Sometimes you really want your girlfriend to live somewhere nearby, and sometimes you just want to not see her for a month, it’s an infection :D.
- The worst friend is the one who became friends with you because of benefits.
- It's very sad to lose your best friend because of some nonsense :(.
Funny statuses and phrases about girlfriends
A friend does not have to be perfect; it is enough that she is there in difficult times.
The best friend will never ask - why? She just goes to the store, buys it, brings it, opens it and pours it.
You can be silent with a friend, but not in class.
I want to have a friend in my old age whom I could call and yell with enthusiasm in an old, trembling voice: Well, old goat, when are we going to spend our pension?!
A friend is someone who has seen you without makeup, but still thinks you are beautiful.
It’s so cool when you and your best friend have been together since childhood, then there is something to remember, from funny moments to shamefully funny ones.
SHE WILL ALWAYS BE MY BEST FRIEND...knows too much about me...
Have only one girlfriend, but a real one.
How sometimes I want to drink and cry, but with my friends I manage to get drunk and laugh.
A true friend won't let you do stupid things alone!
FRIENDSHIP is when stupid ideas come to two heads at the same time
I’m ready to share everything with my friend... Except men and underwear...
We are cute... Beautiful... Happy... We love lollipop... Sometimes we cry at night... We smile... We laugh... We are together... We are friends...
Your friend isn't going for a walk? then he goes for a walk to her!
Katya and Olya drank vodka... And then they remembered that they were ladies and began to drink champagne!...
A quarrel between friends ends when one of them has no one to go to the club with.
Everyone has her... a friend who eats for 24 hours like a hippopotamus and doesn't get fat...
I'll give my friend in marriage! I don't have the strength to drink with her anymore!
So what if my friend has size 1 breasts! For that the paw of the leg of the forty-third!
A girl can drink a bottle of whiskey, beat a guy with her purse and walk home along a dark street alone, but she will go to the toilet with a friend.
I met with my friends yesterday... and one of them told us: - Girls, I want to introduce you to my new boyfriend!!! And I ask you, just without swearing... he’s an intellectual! ... In short... she introduced me as a beloved, deaf-mute friend...
Scold your friend privately, but praise her in public.
Only my friend can come to visit me, with the words: Standing is a robbery, where is the refrigerator!
True friends do not compete with each other and do not envy, but help and are sincerely happy for each other...
Girlfriend. Only she will dissuade you from texting your ex-boyfriend when you are drunk!
Before you cry into your friend's vest, smell if this vest smells like your boyfriend's cologne.
I like to talk with my friend, in a drunken state, on philosophical topics.
- Darling, are you staying with your friends for a long time? - No. I'll quickly get drunk and go back.
If you fall, your best friend will definitely pick you up... as soon as she stops laughing wildly.
– Today I saw yours with some fat chick! – And I kept wondering, watching out of the corner of my eye: what kind of ugly guy with glasses is staring at us all the time?!
Girlfriends near the Leaning Tower of Pisa. - Look how crooked the tower is! - Oh-yo-oh, who would talk?!
There is nothing better in the world than eating candy with your best friend!
It is very difficult to find a best friend - after all, the best one is already mine.
Friendship is when you fall, and your friend laughs and falls next to you.
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A friend with whom you cannot be yourself - and not a friend at all
Boasting is a sacred thing. What else to do with your closest ones: funny statuses about girlfriends.
- It seems to me that my friend and I have already tried all possible nonsense, we have been friends since childhood :D.
- I love it when my friend and I have the same problem: pizza or sushi.
- I love it when we meet a friend after a long separation, but it’s still better not to part with her at all.
- I swear, next time I won't call my friend when I want to cry :D.
- The most valuable friend is the one who has no expiration date...
- The less ideal a woman you are, the more friends you have :).
- To prevent your friends from getting boring, you need to have several of them, and different ones!
- You are not perfect from the word “at all”. But I know that when you need me, I will be there.
- There are friends who just want to pour out their souls. But here you need to be careful.
- With a friend like mine, you won't be able to get depressed :).
- True friendship is when you even share common nonsense...
- I'm a fool and she's a fool. In general, we are friends :D.
- Nobody needs scary girlfriends. We need those who are ready to be there in difficult times.
- Girlfriends who behave seriously are not girlfriends at all!
- She will tell some joke, stupid to the point of disgrace, and I already feel happy :).
- There is no need to compete. Send this idiot away and go get some wine.
- If I laugh for no apparent reason, it means my friend is somewhere nearby^^.
Beautiful humorous poems for a friend
Let there be millions of outfits hanging in the closets, Let there be a prince who is truly in love with you, Let your smile simply delight everyone, And let your sharp mind surprise you immensely!
On such a beautiful, sweet day It’s difficult to work, and lazy, When they bring you bouquets and chocolates!
With a smile of celebration, beckon, Pour a glass for me. Let all bad weather pass and there will be only happiness in life!
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My dear friend, you have already become a sister to me. You never believe in horoscopes, And you look for adventures in the ass.
I congratulate you on your birthday, and I wish you not to get fat. The men wanted everything, They looked at the trail with empty drool.
Good health even at 90 years old, Eat lobsters more often for lunch. Walk, swagger and dance, I want to meet the rich prince.
So that he would give the PIN code from the card, which contained billions. So that in a brand new Peugeot, I would take you to where there is sea, sun and warmth.
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You are my best and sweetest friend! I don’t feel sorry for anything for you! I will share with you everything that I have, I will do everything for your happiness!
Be beautiful, affectionate, like a cat, And cheerful, like Kapitoshka, Like a ray of sunshine in summer - bright, And like a stove on a winter evening - hot!
Be young, like a garden in spring, Like a child in childhood - mischievous, Very soft, kind, like a toy! Happy Birthday, dear friend!
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Well, my beloved friend! Have you aged a year today? Look, and soon you will be my old lady! Just kidding, of course! Old age can wait!
In the meantime, you are sweet and beautiful, Like the most beautiful dawn! I wish that your fate playfully, Where it is advantageous, casts anchor.
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You and I ate more than one kilo of lipstick, friend. Our children have grown up, our spouses have become bald. Only friendship never grows old. And even though the woman’s age is short, let’s fluff up the feathers, friend.
But the day is not just like that, It sells out everyone’s wishes, The embodiment of everything, What is still so precious! What are you waiting for, what happened, your darling suffered! On your birthday, let it happen, It will certainly come true, So that it’s fun and playful, Well, and also beautiful, Always make your dreams come true, On this day everything is for you!
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You are the most glorious friend in the world, You are as strong as steel armor. And let every man die of fright, That in his life he will not achieve you!
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Today I’ll drink to you, dear friend. You are happiness, joy for me, I know this is mutual!
We have been friends with you for many years, more precisely, even since childhood. And the old ladies next door remember the exploits of the girls.
Be happy, be beautiful, stay healthy. Drive away sadness, anxiety, sadness, don’t give in to problems!
If I can't sleep, then she won't sleep either.
Funny statuses about crazy girlfriends are something that pleases our hearts, girls. Please your psychopathic loved ones :).
- Yes, you can’t choose an outfit for the club alone. Let's call your friend!
- As soon as a friend shows symptoms of depression, my liver starts to get nervous...
- It seems that my friend is ready to throw me into a pond, just to have the pleasure of pulling me out later :D.
- I love my friend, but just don’t take pictures of her!
- Only the best girls can be best friends! Do you agree?
- She knows so much about me that quarreling with her is simply dangerous.
- I won't give my girlfriend away in marriage. I don't want to be lonely later.
- A moment of harsh humor: my boyfriend definitely won’t sleep with my girlfriend, because you won’t fall asleep with her.
- If your friend is purely to show off, then is she really a friend?
- No matter how good you are, you need a friend with whom you will dance to Meladze all night.
- You will never know true female happiness if you don't have a best friend.
- She is my love. But that doesn’t stop her from driving me crazy!
- My friends and I know for sure that we will go to hell after what we have already done on this earth :D.
- We don’t post a hundred and fifty photos together, we don’t shout everywhere that we are friends, but if you need it, we will definitely support you.
- One friend is not enough. Especially if it's real.
- It was necessary to try a lot of friends to make sure that true friendship exists...
