Women are like blacks: they call each other women, but no one else is allowed to do so - it’s an insult.
I readily agree that all women are fools. Fortunately, not all women are women...
It’s not difficult to understand what’s on the woman’s mind. She herself will say twenty times.
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In a good woman, erudition, intelligence and a sense of humor may well be harmoniously combined with the desire to get fat and give a striptease.
A beautiful woman is a terrible force, but an ugly woman is just a terrible woman.
A woman must be weak, otherwise she is a woman.
What a drunk woman has on her mind, not every man has the strength to do.
A woman without an ass is like a mug without a handle.
Note to men: even women don’t trust other women.
The pessimist's woman is half bad, and the optimist's woman is half bad.
And in general, I am a risky woman. I love to play, but I can’t run.
Statuses about stupid women
Corrupt women are hated most of all by women who are not needed by anyone even for nothing.
Women expect love, respect and attention from men. The women demand all this.
Sometimes you admire a woman’s skill at pretending to be stupid, and then it turns out that it was she who was pretending to be so smart.
Some women are so stupid that for them even the word “stupid” will be a compliment.
Being a woman is really difficult. So many problems just out of nowhere.
Women are smart. Happy first of April.
About stupid women
The smarter a woman is, the more stupid things she does.
Sometimes a woman has to seem stupid and do stupid things, so she gives a man the opportunity to believe in himself.
What's the difference between a stupid and a smart woman? - A stupid woman takes love at face value, and a smart woman takes love at face value!
There is a very thin line between a stupid and a smart woman; sometimes the smart ones show themselves to be stupid.
All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level...
A stupid woman is a pitiful sight, or a stupid woman, with her a man can feel smart...
Smart women guide a man, stupid women control, fools command.
An intelligent woman will always guide a man on the right path.
You’re stupid to me - you explain it for the third time, but I can’t understand!
Stupid people always look for an excuse, blame their misunderstanding on someone, but never admit their stupidity...
If I had always thought with my head, I wouldn’t have done stupid things that are now pleasant to remember...
Sometimes you need to act not according to the instructions of the brain, but according to the advice of the heart...
Making a fool of your man is the destiny of a narrow-minded woman!
By humiliating her man, a woman shows the stupidity of her choice.
- Darling, at your age, when you do stupid things, it’s time to think about the consequences! - Darling, at my age it’s too late to think about the consequences!
There are situations when the consequences no longer make sense.
I'm not at that age to do stupid things unconsciously. I am at the age when they are done consciously and with pleasure.
You also need to be able to do stupid things. Real nonsense should be harmless and enjoyable.
Only a smart woman is capable of all sorts of stupid things; a stupid woman is not smart enough.
To commit a stupid act, you still have to think about it...
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Oh, these women. No sh*t, no conscience.
Beautiful women over thirty and beautiful, young girls are two big differences.
I’ll make holes in his socks so that he’ll be ashamed to walk around with women...
All women are like women, and I am an old, mustachioed librarian.
No matter how much you feed the woman, she will still fit into leopard print leggings.
Who's proud? am I proud? no, we are simple queen-women: D
It’s good to be a woman - you feel sad, take a photo of yourself in your panties, get likes and lie there, satisfied.
All women are the same! If you don't believe me, look under their clothes.
If a woman crosses your path in the desert with empty buckets, don’t be stupid, follow her.
Happy March 8th, women! Happy 9th, guys!
The circle of the sun, the sky around - this is a drawing of a boy... A naked woman, vodka, a barbecue - it was his father who helped him
Nowadays Indian summer is dedicated to the harsh Chelyabinsk women...
They're such scary women - they'll get you drunk and drag you into bed.
Every decent, pretty woman on the Internet should have her own lykar...
Statuses about women in Ukrainian
The most stupid and annoying women's phrases
I’m posting it on Vovanych’s order. 
************************************************* 1. True, in this dress I don’t look at all fat? 2. What should I wear? 3. And in the program “House 2” yesterday... 4. And my mother said that we should do it this way! 5. Is $300 a lot? 6. I can do everything myself! 7. What does this road sign mean? 8. Let me tell you what happened in the previous episodes? 9. In this case, I’m right, not you! 10. Maybe again? 11. And I thought it wouldn’t break... 12. Honey, we’re having a baby! 13. I thought you wouldn't mind! 14. All men are assholes! 15. How many calories are in this? 16. Do you love me? Why don't you get married? 17. You talk on the phone almost as much as I do! 18. Did I park incorrectly? 19. I just told Masha a secret. She won't tell anyone! 20. It’s not hard for you, is it? 21. How do you like my new hairstyle? 22. And show me these gloves. And this handbag! 23. I'm a little late. It's OK? 24. Of course, I'm a virgin... 25. I couldn't resist and bought it. 26. Where is the money? 27. Does it taste good to you? 28. I didn’t touch anything, it just did it! 29. He will definitely get divorced. 30. Don’t worry, it doesn’t happen to anyone, I still liked it. 31. Is it true that I’ve lost a lot of weight? 32. I don't care what people think about me. 33. Nobody loves me. 34. Now which button should I press? 35. And I won’t get anything from just one pie. 36. You should devote more time to your child. 37. Do you want me to put it on with my mouth? 38. Do you really love me? 39. How do you love me? 40. When did you fall in love with me? 41. Tell me, haven’t you loved anyone as much as me? #42 43. Of course, I didn’t imitate. 44. Men are hopelessly primitive. 45. Are you going on a business trip for a long time? 46. You have a big dick. 47. Yes, the biggest one. 48. Damn, I haven’t seen anyone have more, calm down already. 49. So what if He’s small for you... but how deftly you manage Him! 50. 51. I’ll spend the night with my mother. 52. I can’t, I’m wearing heels. 53. Starting Monday I’m going on a diet. And I’ll sign up for fitness. And also for peeling. 54. This is all you all need. 55. Slower and a little lower. 56. Seryozha, when you go home, buy some bread. 57. What are you thinking about now? 58. Just look at what I’ve become with you! 59. How many women did you have before me? 60. Which of your women was the best in bed? 61. Do what you want... 62. Why did you turn off your mobile? 63. Do you know what I came up with? 64. Are you not listening to me? Is that what I just said? 65. Let's go shopping tomorrow. 66. Darling, do you want to please me? 67. Not today, I have a headache. 68. What can you do anyway? 69. You are just like everyone else! 70. Everyone’s husbands are like husbands! 71. Go hang out with your drunk friends, they’re more interesting than with me! 72. You haven’t given me flowers for a long time. 73. Why did you change the password in your contact? Do you have something to hide from me? 74. You didn’t even notice that I put on makeup! 75. Well, then I would marry this “classmate” of mine! 76. Talk to me! 77. Tell me something interesting! 78. You never care about me! 79. Over the years of the relationship, you still haven’t understood what I need! 80. Who is this woman who appeared in your friends? 81. You always think only about yourself! 82. No, I'm not offended. 83. Think for yourself why I was offended. 84. My mother was right... 85. If you are a real man, you will do this for me. 86. There are no real men on earth! 87. I gave you the best years of my life!
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/Taken from LiveJournal, author: dalaukar/
For the faint of heart, please turn away. Tough men need to drink valerian. Cynical women - come on in. Delicate persons of any gender with forelocks and unfulfilled ambitions - wait, I will tie a noise-absorbing pillow to your buttocks. The post is entirely dedicated to stupid vanilla quotes that wander around social networks thanks to cute, but not always smart girls. Take off your hats. Be quiet for a minute. Then you can grit your teeth and proceed under the cat.
At the end of our top there is a good old rant from an unknown author, dedicated, obviously, to socks. The statement has been floating around for so long that worthy answers have already been found to it, they began to quote it in comedies, and the activity of the “impossibly forgotten” on social networks has subsided. But you will remember these wonderful times when every second one was so easily lost. Have you already forgotten?
The second most common among alternatively gifted girls is the famous “Don’t do good, you won’t get evil.” Most likely, it was born in the excited cerebellum of vanilla, who gave the guy a bun and did not receive eternal love in return. Over time, the statement has become an eternal excuse for those who are always offended by the world and themselves, although it does not stand up to any logic. The lizard will confirm.
Alexander Bely and his “Brigade” are so firmly entrenched in the minds of vanillas that with enviable regularity one can come across hellish portraits of Bezrukov with this heart-warming signature. Those with a tender mind dream that Sasha Bely will come and begin to solve their problems - which ones, as a rule, are not specified. But just in case, it’s worth warning vanilla that if a man regularly, without asking, wipes your snot, he is at least a psychopath, and you are at least an infantile vanilla without your own personality.
Fowles wrote a whole book about how a man is able to not let go. It’s called “The Collector”) But alas, the Vanillas read only one book to choose from – “Twilight” or “50 Shades of Grey”. Therefore, their hypothetical man must strap his wife to the radiator in the evenings. The rest, as they note, is empty words.
A special subspecies of vanillas, who consider themselves no worse than Marilyn Monroe, believe that living with a man should be good both day and night, and throughout life. If problems suddenly break out on the doorstep, you urgently need to live alone, because everything is already bad. Problems, as you noted above, must be solved by Vanilla’s personal man. We'll give him 48 hours to do everything.
I love this quote as a separate point, because it immediately falls under several articles of the criminal code. Vanilla can excuse herself that this is irony, humor, a joke - but we know that she is just a fool, who has never in her life looked into the legal intricacies of intergender relations. Of course, if you are Vanilla Man with a cape fluttering in the wind, you can safely grab the first girl you like by the butt and run with her along the road, listening behind your back to the howl of sirens and the stomping of those catching up.
Vanillas love to dramatize, even when it goes against physics, anatomy and thermodynamics. However, it is recommended for those who are especially stubborn to climb into the mortar and pour water into it, because another strange Russian proverb says that they carry water for the offended. Otherwise, the repeated thesis “You offended me once, and now I’m shit in life” serves as an excellent justification for any stupidity emanating in waves from the source of the quote.
If you are still not in a fairy tale, then you need to be locked in a closet, because a real man will not let go of his only one. Sniffing mothballs, you may well find yourself in a personal Narnia, and meet there a little satyr who, laughing loudly, will take out a magic wand from his wide trousers. But I really don’t recommend getting involved with Gandalf.
Imagining the massacre provoked by the following vanilla quote, I will make a reservation that cutting a round globe, an atlas of the world and the fabric of reality for a loved one is counterproductive and incredibly strange.
And finally, once again stumbling upon the assurances of a girl with a tender mind that her love is like a butterfly, I remember the good old joke about how a hare hid poop from a lion, and to the question “What do you have there?” answered “Butterfly”, and then, having successfully burned itself, shouted “Oh, it flew away!” But I didn’t give a shit, I didn’t give a shit!”
/Taken from LiveJournal, author: dalaukar/
