Statuses about men with meaning (100 statuses)


Statuses about your beloved husband, boyfriend, man

Girls are very sentimental people who love beautiful sayings about everything that surrounds them. In their desire to confess their feelings to their husband or boyfriend, they turn to beautiful statuses about the powers that be.

It is for such seeking girls that the best statuses about the man you love were selected. They not only glorify them, but also lightly poke fun at them. Men are different, as is the attitude towards them.

And even though his name is the same as half of the globe... for me it still sounds special...

You are more than love: You are life, you are passion, you are tenderness, You are a breath of air, You are inevitability... ... and children's dreams - all YOU!!!

A loved one is a guy who will shut you up with a kiss when you say you don’t need to. Will warm you up when you're cold. Will support you when bad things happen. The head will be torn off by anyone who lays a finger on you. He'll hold you close and won't let go...

With someone like you, they don't think about others.

Maybe he is not the best, but he is the most necessary for Me.

And I just love the smell of his perfume, his sweet smile and when he kisses my hair.

Today I kissed my beloved and gave him an electric shock... That’s the tension of love between us.

The most valuable piece of jewelry for a woman is a correctly chosen beloved man.

Feeling your breath is like breathing myself.

Seconds without a loved one are hours. Hours with a loved one are seconds...

Love has done incredible things to me. I am crazy about a man whom I openly disliked before.

No matter how much we argue, hugs with you are the most effective antidepressant.

The best quotes about a loved one

All world literature is based on one plot: love - separation - feelings. Not a single artist was spared the eternal theme that, one way or another, human existence is built on emotions. Living without emotions is as impossible as breathing without air. Love is the basis and beginning of everything, this topic will never lose relevance, it is eternal and universal. This collection contains the best quotes about your loved one.

When we are lonely, we want to find the right person to fall asleep with and wake up with, but we are all such bitches that, having received this, we begin to want something else. (Pavel Volya)

No one can hurt more than the person you love. Olga Love

My friend says: “I used to think that Vasya was so big, and the world was so small.” It turned out to be the opposite.

A person’s conceit is inflated, because everyone demands passion, but does not ask.

To fall in love with someone who loves you back is a miracle in itself.

There are 1,000,000 men, but why is he needed alone? Because he is 1, and everyone else is 000000

The most perfect NEW YEAR... when your loved one is nearby!!!

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as well as a sailor knows the open sea.

The bitterness of relationships is given to man so that he can adequately appreciate voluptuousness.

What a luxury it is to be able to hug your loved one at any moment.

We haven’t seen each other for 2 years, my ex calls, and sarcastically says: “How’s your personal life?” Are you still waiting for the prince? - No, why. My beloved and I are waiting for the princess.

The hug of a loved one is a panacea for all illnesses and adversities.

Caring and responsibility are the building blocks of love, but without respect and knowledge of the loved one, love degenerates into dominance and possessiveness.

Beloved your mirror. You are his reflection.

Is Paris really needed if they hug you?

Love brings out the worst in me. Having fallen in love, I lose my sense of humor (Pedro Almodóvar)

You are part of my blooming soul...

The lover is more divine than the beloved because he is inspired by the gods.

At the first stage, the shortcomings of your loved one become advantages for you, or small, appetite-stimulating pranks.

If people are made for each other, they will definitely be together.

This is how nature works: nothing strengthens love for a person more than the fear of losing him (Pliny the Younger)

With a loved one, even silence is verbose...

Anyone who has lost a loved one should not fall into despair. Suffering greatly, he only tortures himself, and the deceased does not benefit from this. The one who is smart sees the deceased off to the cemetery with tears, but by committing him to the earth, he drives sorrow out of his heart. He remembers that he himself is mortal, that the same fate is destined for him.

Everyone strives for reciprocity in a relationship.

Someone has been trembling your nerves for a very long time, bringing you to tears, testing whether you are worthy of him. And someone enters your life quietly, on tiptoe. Gradually filling it with yourself. Heals wounds. Brings back a smile. And all this happens so simply and naturally that you don’t even notice how you are already one.

Love alone is the joy of a cold life, Love alone is the torment of hearts: It gives only one joyful moment, And there is no end in sight to sorrows (Pushkin)

“It’s easier to tear out your own heart than to kick your loved one out of it...

They only cheat on their loved ones. The unloved are deceived.

Love reveals a person from an unexpected side - his mind would be the envy of geniuses.

I love her because there is nothing like her in the world, there is nothing better, there is no beast, no plant, no star, no more beautiful person. Alexander Kuprin.

The eyes are blind. You have to search with your heart. "A little prince"

Receiving sincere help from a loved one, we put a fat plus sign in our soul... in the column where it is signed - “Happiness”.

Love means fighting for the person you love.

Virtue, tenderness, affection and tact outweighed all other character traits, becoming fundamental.

There is no way back. From now on I know that I cannot be happy. Now any thought about you makes my heart burn. No one can stop me now, not even myself.

Don’t love, rich man, the poor one, Don’t love, the learned one, the stupid one, Don’t love the rosy-cheeked one, the pale one, Don’t love the good one, the harmful one: The golden one, the copper half-shelf! (Tsvetaeva)

Happiness is the path you have traveled with your loved one.

Unforgivable pride is not wanting to owe your happiness to your loved one.

When your loved one is nearby, a passionate little motor jumps out of your chest. Your essence has expanded its boundaries - another particle has penetrated into your flesh from the outside with passion.

There are no ideal people, but there is always one who is perfect for you.

Truth, whatever it may be, is better than uncertainty and suspicion (Arthur Conan Doyle)

The worst thing in the world is not when someone is bored with you, that's from the lexicon of teenagers. Experienced people know that there is nothing worse in the world - when a loved one passes away.

There is a state... when the presence and absence of a loved one are equally difficult to bear; in any case, in his presence you do not experience the pleasure that you would expect if you suffered from his absence.

If you want to reflect your strengths and advantages in others, experience passion and you will find freedom, flights of fancy and eternal pleasure.

It became the atmosphere in which I breathed and existed.

- What do you want to do before you die? - Live. This is enough for me.

They will do whatever they can to ensure they don’t leave forever.

Jealousy is love full of hatred towards a loved one and envy towards another who enjoys his love.

To fall in love means to transfer your happiness into the hands of a stranger who can dispose of it at the behest of his heart.

Love is when the center of the universe suddenly shifts and moves into someone else.

To love is to find your own happiness in the happiness of another (Leibniz)

It is not possible to truly see your soul until you see it in the eyes of a loved one.

The greatest pleasure that Love can give you is when you take your loved one's hand for the first time.

Don't waste a precious moment waiting for a call if you are not his favorite person.

When you find yours, you don’t even want to look at anything else.

Seconds without a loved one are hours. Hours with a loved one are seconds...

When you hold the hand of a loved one in your hand, and you see yourself in the reflection of his eyes, all adversities seem petty... The main thing is that he is nearby...

When you have a loved one, goodness flies into your soul and your body gains wings.

Cooking food for a loved one is an act of voluptuousness or passion.

Your person is not the one who “feels good with you” - a hundred people can feel good with you. Your “it’s bad without you.”

A person's weakest point is his feelings. If you control feelings, you control the person himself.

Whoever wants to give sexual pleasure to his loved one does not think about it, but does what his feelings tell him.

Constancy in love is an eternal impermanence that encourages us to get carried away in turn by all the qualities of a loved one, giving preference to one of them, then to another; Thus, constancy turns out to be impermanence, but limited, that is, concentrated on one object.

A loved one is more than rich - happiness is always higher than wealth.

How much does a person need to be happy? A lot of. A whole other person. Only a person's actions speak about his personality and his attitude towards you. Don't believe words. Just watch. And you will see the truth.

The image of a loved one is a light in the midst of darkness.

Love has only one law: you need to make your loved one happy.

When you love, you care about the happiness of the other. No more and no less. The happiness that fills the body and soul only grows stronger when we accept our loved one without wanting to change him.

Sometimes I miss the rudeness from you... the one I ran from in the past...

He who loves must share the fate of the one he loves.

A loved one must be loved, simply loved. And if you want to raise someone, buy a dog!

The person you value and truly love... You will never tell others anything about him. But you will share everything with him.

If in order to be with the person you love you have to give up yourself, the relationship is doomed.

Girls, stop looking for the perfect man! He's already with me...:)

Some words of your loved ones you want to kiss right on the letters.

What a luxury it is to be able to hug your loved one at any time!

When a loved one is not around, everything is wrong and nothing makes you happy.

People don't have to strive only for touch. They need them to talk, in addition to touching each other. If you are waiting for a person and want to tell him important things, then this is your loved one.

No matter how badly a man thinks about a woman, she thinks even worse about him...

He who loves with all the strength of his soul feels free!

Beautiful statuses

Statuses about a guy you like, with meaning, will not be a shame to show to everyone, because they cannot be considered a real declaration of love, but they can be an excellent reason to start a relationship:

  1. If a girl is in love with a guy, she will act according to the dictates of her heart, but if a guy likes a girl, he will do everything that others say.
  2. Even the smartest girls become stupid when they fall in love.
  3. If you love a guy, don't be afraid to talk about it.
  4. Love does not exist at all, because in relationships guys always make claims and blow their minds. All relationships are built only on sympathy.
  5. Why say I love if you don’t know what this word really means?
  6. A person can truly love only himself; others arouse in him either passion or strong sympathy.
  7. It is impossible to build a relationship on indifference, so you shouldn’t try.
  8. Love can only be at first sight; everything else can safely be called sympathy.
  9. Guys love natural and well-groomed girls, not those whose faces are hidden from makeup.
  10. If you tell a guy that a girl doesn’t like him, he will definitely pay attention to her and begin to pursue her in any way possible.
  11. I need a guy who will always make me smile and have pleasant emotions.
  12. Every girl dreams of great love, of a guy loving and protecting her, taking care of her. When they find one, they mercilessly destroy relationships and start dating scumbags who don’t value them.
  13. Some girls date several guys at once, because in fact they don’t need any of them. It's a shame that those who really need them don't need them.
  14. Girls choose a guy with a good future, and men create families with a woman with a good past.
  15. For me, ideal guys are only famous people who live far away and are unattainable, well, they can still get out... at the next stop.
  16. Guys always make up incredible stories just to get a girl to like them.
  17. If a young man is not at all embarrassed by a girl, and can even blow his nose, then he doesn’t like her at all.

A woman knows the meaning of love, and a man knows its price.

Even if men want to fuck all the women, this does not mean that they cannot fall in love, and thank God, because this is the most beautiful thing that exists in our broken society

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Yes, it doesn’t happen that a man cheats just once. That's what happened once, that's what happens.

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If a guy doesn't call, he doesn't want to call, if a man likes a woman, he will do anything to be with her; and if he doesn’t try, he simply doesn’t need you.

*** We are separated by kilometers... but your voice is like the wind... I still keep it... your only word “DEAR” is so familiar... so sweet to my heart... for so long I tried to forget everything... your touch of hands... your eyes... your smile... your look. with which I fell in love by mistake I tried to forget overnight... but I can’t... and I couldn’t, and even at night, more than 3 years later, I dream of you... my dear sun... you leave a mark in my heart... now you are guilty before me and try to atone for your guilt... promise that from now on I will never shed a tear for you Dedicated to Anton Belenky ** * Is it worth taking care of yourself for the one and only? *** Not the first, not the fifth, not the twentieth, but the only one for all time. From minus infinity to the plus sphere of eternity!!! *** You are my only one. And you don’t need others, really. *** The only one I will carry in my arms from the first minutes of our meeting is my daughter! *** There is only one man in the world who is ready to understand and accept a woman with all her shortcomings. A humble guy named FRIDGE! *** Fate gave me such gifts... but you are just JACK POTT!!! *** Love is such a subtle substance that it is very difficult to hold and preserve it!!! *** The presence of many means the absence of the only one... *** If only he knew how many guys I married for the sake of his one and only. *** A girl should stand on the top of a mountain with her only eagle, and not wander around the fields and meadows with a herd of sheep... *** Either the only one, or not yours. And no options! *** Only for you is my love, only about you I see dreams! And every time, again and again, I say: “I need you!” *** How quickly, like a swift-winged bird, the days fly by next to YOU, and how endlessly viscous and tedious the minutes drag on without YOU! *** With you, I can feel the rain, the wind, the snow in the summer, the hail in the winter! After all, you are the only one in the world! You are not like everyone else! You are my! *** It’s better to be a bitch than a mysterious fool! You don't need to be the first, you need to be the only one! No need to try to be very beautiful! It is important to be simply HAPPY as a woman!!! *** Wherever I look, I see everywhere that he is not there, my only one... *** Love is not when you are first, second, third... but when you are the one and only, for which he is ready to do anything … *** And remember, there are millions of girls in the world who are much more beautiful, smarter and more interesting than you, but all this does not matter if you have touched his heart. *** It seemed to me that my whole previous life was just a preparation for meeting him, and all the men appeared to teach me to communicate with him, listen, understand and love. *** Make sure your word is law for me. I will pretend not to listen to you, but I will never disobey. *** How good it is when he comes up to you, runs his hand along your cheek, looks into your eyes and says: The only one... *** What is Love like? But I just don’t have enough air without him!! *** Every smart girl believes that it is better to be the only one, but not the most beloved, than the most beloved, but not the only one. *** I MET HIM - THE ONE!!! *** “...I understood one truth with all my deep being: how difficult it is to be the only one, and how easy it is to be loved!” *** I can’t be second or even first. I can only be the only one. *** You never know what kind of meeting fate is preparing. And what kind of person will be who will become your only and dear one? *** Being of sound mind and solid memory, I really want to see you! *** The presence of many means the absence of the only one... Statuses about the only man and the only girl

Meaningful hints

Statuses that hint to a guy that he likes him will help to really unobtrusively convey to the young man his readiness for a relationship. If a girl is embarrassed to express her feelings directly, then you can use interesting statements:

  1. You are my sweetness in life, now I can completely avoid eating sugar.
  2. As soon as I met you, my life was divided into two halves - before and after.
  3. If you can offend me, I will disappear forever from your destiny, this will be the worst punishment.
  4. I am ready to spend my whole life with you, even if I couldn’t come on a date today.
  5. If I closed the door, then you should always know that there is a window left through which you can enter.
  6. I always laugh at your jokes, even if they are not funny, I am happy that you are next to me.
  7. I can always hide behind your back, and not cover it with myself.
  8. I will never take revenge on you, but if you leave for someone else, I will mentally break your legs.
  9. I know that ideal people do not exist, so what, even if we have shortcomings, we will be together.
  10. If you decide to test me, I will find out about it and will not withstand them on purpose.
  11. You cannot influence me, but I am always happy to meet you.
  12. I am ready to accept difficulties in relationships and solve problems, but I will never become a doormat that people wipe their feet on.
  13. It is very difficult for me to trust a person, but with one word you melted the ice in my heart.
  14. I won’t give in to you, not in order to increase my price, I just dream of a serious relationship with you.
  15. I don't want us to become a habit for each other.
  16. When I see you, a smile immediately shines on my face, I hope you see it too.
  17. I can only become yours if I start to trust you, I simply cannot do it any other way.
  18. I love you alone, but I have other things to do. That's why I communicate with others.
  19. I don’t care if you like me, the main thing is that I like you, we’ll sort it out.
  20. I'm not going to communicate with you on social networks, I'd rather walk with you hugging the street.
  21. Even if I really like you, but you turn out to be a bad person, I will still leave you.

A status about a person you like can serve as an excellent call to action. There are many clever phrases in the world that you should definitely read and think about the meaning.

Quotes about someone you like. Statuses I like you

If a girl likes a guy, she acts as her heart dictates, and not the people around her, but with guys everything is exactly the opposite

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Even the smartest girl feels stupid next to the guy she likes.))

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- In love? – Not sure – Just sympathy? -No, I think I just like him. It’s hard to figure it out right away.

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Don't be afraid to admit your crush! Don’t be afraid of your own emotions and words, even if you need to make an effort to say them. But after that it will become easier

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That’s it, I decided for myself - I’ll offer to date the first guy I meet. I’ll make this stranger happy, since I can’t become happy myself.

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I don’t understand what I feel for the guy. It’s something between sympathy and love. Maybe you like it?

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Choose a satellite so that it fits into your orbit and does not destroy your space

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If you don’t like me, don’t start badly, don’t, I need heaven, but you smiled in response like a bastard, I know you’re more inclined towards hell ((

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I was told that there is no love It's just sympathy and habit I want to spit in this man's face Because I love you

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Why before, when I wake up at my grandmother’s in the village, SHE: “Sunny, I woke up, otherwise the grooms pissed all over the gate” - What is this? Is this a manifestation of sympathy??

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This is the story. The guy really likes me, he is 2 years younger than me, very good. But I won't move to him, he won't move to me

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We bet on the bounty, I lost, I bring the bounty, and he says that without me he won’t touch her. It’s such a cute little thing, but the sympathy is obvious $)

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If, lying on the bed, you think you at least dreamed about him (her), then this is my friend, love and not simple sympathy!

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It really hurts when a guy leaves you and says... – this is not love, just strong sympathy... it’s enough to grab your heart!

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When you know what to talk about with a person, this is a sign of mutual sympathy. When you have something to keep silent about together, this is the beginning of true friendship.

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A strange thing of premonition! As well as the sympathy of souls, as well as signs. The unification of all three is a mystery to which humanity has not yet found the key.

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Why do guys think that a smile or some kind of confused look in their direction is an indicator of sympathy? If you believe this, then I'm definitely in love with everyone

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Sometimes you look at women for whom you previously had sympathy, and you involuntarily begin to doubt your adequacy

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Well, if a man often uses the pronoun “we” when talking about you, you can be sure: he is probably in love with you.

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Why do guys think that a smile or some kind of confused look in their direction is an indicator of sympathy? If you believe this, then I am definitely in love with every second one.

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The personal sympathies of the payroll accountant are costly to the enterprise. Well, the caring hand trembled on HIM))

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Love without deception. But it’s hard, so think about it, is it worth saying that you love? Maybe it’s just sympathy?

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I seek justice even in small things, some people think it’s sympathy, but it’s not. kill yourself, this is justice.

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It seems that I don’t like it, but I can also say that it’s just sympathy. I can’t .. And he doesn’t give a damn, but maybe he said it loudly, but still he doesn’t call, doesn’t write ..

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Sometimes you look at men for whom you previously had sympathy, and you involuntarily begin to doubt your adequacy.

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Love him? -Hardly -Do you like it? -No, this is something more than sympathy. -In love? -I don’t think it’s too difficult

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It's always like this! As soon as a girl understands that a guy likes her, coquetry and hatred immediately begin.

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It seems to me that this is just sympathy; I am not able to love at this age... and this is bad!

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So, sometimes, you look at a guy you used to like and doubts begin to overcome that I am an adequate person.

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I really want to go to Maska! She's super They don't like her))) I feel good with her, very good! I don't feel sorry for myself for her sake and the money for her. I adore her!

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Love without deception is hard, so think about it, is it worth saying that you love? Maybe it’s just sympathy?

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Those who turned their backs towards you should just bend over a little! And then according to sympathy)

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We have mutual sympathy. [I] adore loneliness. And [it] apparently can’t live without me!

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Now, as soon as the first guy I come across shows sympathy for me, I’ll start dating him. I can’t be happy myself, so at least I’ll make someone happy!

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What happens between a guy and a girl: are not familiar - acquaintance - friendship - acquaintance - liking - falling in love - love - relationship, and then the backlash is again not familiar

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I am writing you my poems. My sins give birth to them. Beloved guy, I'll say that I'm not asking for much.

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And I’m waiting for bright sadness, And happiness that overflows. This is probably what a person is like. There is only one love needed - forever.

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I met you by chance, I fell in love with you by chance. But I didn’t know that this accident would be so dear to me.

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It’s impossible for me to breathe and think without you, Without you I’m like a world in which there is no sun. I often have a dream where you and I are walking - hand in hand - into a blazing dawn.

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You are so romantic, I’m just lost, I look at you without hope of a date! I like you! Maybe I’m already falling in love, But I’m not talking about it yet!

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There is affection and excitement in the soul, and tenderness and love in the heart. I lack revelation, so that sadness does not come again.

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After all, every day and every evening, And every daily dream. It falls heavily on my shoulders, How can I explain that I’m in love.

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Know that this feeling is very subtle, Not everyone can understand everything. A heart in love is like a child’s, it’s easy for you to tear it apart

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When I see you, I want to dance, Forgetting about everything, no matter what. Like a butterfly in a field, ready to flutter, attracting a lot of attention.

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Look, I will fly to other lands, If you avoid me. I like you, you excite me! Forget about everything, fly with me!

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I kiss the strings of the guitar that you played for me. At the institute, for a whole couple, You stole all my thoughts.

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Life went out. No time for studying. I like you very, very much. You are not with me. It should not be! I can’t put an end to my feelings.

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Poems for a guy I like you We met you once Then I really liked you Your look stirred my soul And I realized how dear you are to me

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Maybe you don’t love me at all. You never liked me. But when I found out that you loved me in the 11th grade, I just thought: “Maybe it’s me?”

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I asked you about this in different ways. You said that you only knew me. When I directly asked about this, you said that it was not me.

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You are thirty-seven, and I am sixteen. Maybe there is a big difference. You take this seriously. But I just love you very much.

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I met you and the world turned upside down, I met you and I can’t forget. Now I only pray and dream about one thing: to be with you for the next hundred years!

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You and I, in the midst of beauty, Dream about you day and night! There is only honey and flowers on the lips, Only you, only you in my head!

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Why did you appear again, After all, I practically forgot you?! Why did you stir up my love, That feeling that I buried in my soul?!

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I believe in bright love and that we will meet, I don’t know where, when or how. but we'll definitely meet again. From our happiness with you, the world will light up, After all, it’s not in vain that my heart beats like that.

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I like you, and I don’t hide it, It’s better to put all the points in place at once, I’m not a fool and I understand that you can easily put them in place.

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I like black eyelashes, I like brown eyes, I like a bright smile, Darling. I love you!

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Only once, looking into your eyes, did I unravel your secret, That for you I had long ago become the only one.

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The eyes are the mirror of the soul - They cannot lie. I read everything in them, What you are embarrassed to say.

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When I look into your eyes I see the blue sky in them. How I love to look into your eyes, filled with love.

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Poems for a guy I like you I really want to be next to you, So that you smile when we meet I am ready to walk with you At least half the world for the Bird of Happiness! With you, I am not at all afraid of Storms, thunderstorms, rains, bad weather.

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For me, the whole world has blossomed with unusual bright colors, I now live only for you, and your fairy tales!

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I also love kind, smart people, a little bit jealous, but not noisy. And then my dreams came true, I met someone like him! It's you!

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But I like you, I like you a lot. And you know, I haven’t slept for a long time, Because I like you. I dream on a dark night.

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I dream that you will hug me, squeeze your palm, gently stroke my hand, and say very tenderly, not jokingly, that you will give everything to drive away the separation.

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I remember your lips again and again. You kissed passionately, but very gently. Perhaps this is how love came to me On a frosty evening, snowy and boundless.

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I can’t say that I love, But my heart breaks and reaches out to you. Again I catch myself thinking, What am I waiting for, waiting for you to come to me.

Statuses about guys with meaning

What does love do to us? It has never been a problem for me to call any guy, but now that there is someone I think about even in my dreams, it’s scary to pick up the phone.

If you have a fight with a guy, don’t run to look for him. If he loves you, he will return, but if he doesn’t, why wait?

For me, he is not just a guy, not like everyone else, but someone close, dear, there is something in him created only for me.

Mayan calendar? End of the world? Well, I do not! They didn’t take into account three important circumstances: I haven’t found a guy yet, I haven’t gotten married or given birth to children, so everyone will have to wait...

Best status: The world has turned upside down! Now the guys are freaking out, getting offended and being mischievous... all that’s left, girls, is for them to start having children, and for us to serve in the army!

When will our Russian guys understand how beautiful we are? I'm already looking for people to give me flowers, not flowers!

The law of meanness applies even when you are looking for a guy: either none, or two at once!

If you have a fight with a guy, don’t run, don’t ask!

I’ve grown up, I’ve become different, the criteria for evaluating guys have increased, and a select few end up in my society. Out of 100 guys, I choose one for love and a maximum of two for friendship!

Your friends got boyfriends and they forgot about you? Set the status to “Damn!” I think I've fallen in love with my best friend's boyfriend..."

Guys. If you are walking with a girl, holding hands, and your friend is walking ahead and extends his hand to you to say hello, do not let go of your beloved’s hand, but grab it with the other. It’s a small thing, but for girls it’s important.. Believe me

I’m really freaking out right now... a guy who is worse than a nuclear war has the status “GIRLS WITH UNATTRACTIVE APPEARANCE PLEASE DO NOT DISTURB”... and even Baba Yaga won’t write to him

Why is it that when a girl gets pregnant, her friends come up to her and stroke her belly saying, “Congratulations!”? At least one woman would come up to the guy, stroke his penis, and say: “Well done!”

Girls! Be sure to get yourself a boyfriend for the winter. Even if you don’t need this, even if you don’t like him, he’ll have someone to hold on to so you don’t fall when you slip.

I wish all my enemy girls that they have a beloved and loving guy! Why? Yes, I hope they stop hanging on to MY boyfriend!!!

What does a modern girl do after breaking up with her boyfriend? She frantically thinks about what status to write in the contact so that he will be offended

Guys.. They offer their hand and buy chocolate. They can pick us up if there is a puddle, some of them think that we are small and need to be hugged - and they are right!

We easily answer “no” to guys’ proposals. Have you ever wondered how much courage it takes to just come up and invite you?

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