Statuses and funny sayings about mobile phones.

Everyone has experienced the state when you are waiting for your loved one to call you. At this time, your hand reaches out to the phone and you want to dial your lover’s number yourself. This desire is inherent not only in girls and women, but also in men who are also in love, when all thoughts are focused on waiting for a phone call from a person who is dear to them. You can set a call me status, in which you can directly urge your chosen one to call or discuss whether it’s worth waiting for a call from this person at all. Choose any status that is in tune with your inner state.

Statuses about the phone

People listen most attentively when people are not talking to them.
If I don't answer the phone, it means I'm sleeping, or I can't hear, or I don't want to hear.

Call me. . do not call! Do not call me. call me! I beg you to call. Well, by the way, don’t call me.

The phone is silent. Not a sound, not a glimpse from the void. Hello, Lady Separation, I know it’s you.

If they call you on the phone and they are silent, you can answer this way: -If you like silence, call the cemetery.

Super offer from MTS: tariff plan “Have a good walk” - calls from the police station to home and to lawyers for free!

The phone was silent. Happiness simply did not know my number.

Honey, I'll call you back later. I can't swear now.

Great Great. Damn, who ordered England?

And such rubbish all day long... either a cow will call, or a deer...

Love is measured by telephone beeps: the fewer there are, the stronger.

Crap. In every girl’s life, one hundred percent of the time it happens that he calls and you don’t pick up.

Darling, can you imagine, I called you all day today, but some idiot there didn’t pick up the phone.

I’m calling the guy from a new number: - Hello, hello Dimas! - Hello Masha! - Masha? - And Alena, is that you? - Which Alena?? He hung up. and what to do.

New “surprise” tariff: all calls are free. -What’s that all? - no, not all! -Which ones are free? -But now it’s a surprise.

It happens that you dial a number and until they answer, you think about something of your own, and then you damn forget who you called)))

Agree that out of your entire list of contacts, you are most often waiting for only one person. and everyone has their own.

Anyone who has had this calls my home phone and asks where I am right now. I'm fucking riding in the subway.

When a man says vulgar things to a woman, it is sexual harassment. When a woman says vulgar things to a man, that's $3.99 per minute.

How nice it is when you wake up at 3 am and your phone says: “You have one new message.” so warm right away.

It hurts when he is in your heart, but he doesn’t even have you in his phone book.

I'm waiting like a fool for a call, but I'm afraid to call myself.

Why at the end of a telephone conversation do you tell me: “Okay, let’s go”?! What do you want from me, you fucking idiot?! What the fuck can I give you?!

Call me and tell me that you love me, are afraid of me and are going crazy! Call me and tell me you want me! I'll figure out the rest myself.

The phone is silent

Statuses about calls can relate to different topics - waiting for a call from a loved one, about work, about making a profit, or from friends and family. Whatever call you expect, set a status that reflects your thoughts and feelings during this period:

  1. Right now your call can be decisive, but the phone is silent.
  2. It wasn’t easy for me to decide to be with you, and as soon as I said “yes”, you disappeared from the horizon - you didn’t even call.
  3. My soul is restless - at least someone would call.
  4. Has loneliness really crept in - the phone is silent, no one picks up?
  5. I dreamed so much of being in quiet solitude so that the phone would stop ringing. And now everything has changed - I’m waiting for the only call - from you.
  6. It feels like telephones were created as a punishment for us - when necessary, he is always silent.
  7. Unnecessary people, unimportant calls - that's it, please. Otherwise, the only necessary call is missing.
  8. I’ve been waiting for a call from you for so long that something broke inside me - now I won’t pick up the phone.
  9. Don't wait for a call from your loved one - dial it yourself.
  10. I can’t think about anything - only about you, I continue to wait for your call.
  11. Like crazy, I jump out of my seat at any call - and there’s an advertisement, a clinic, an invitation to the theater...
  12. They confirmed the loan, I need it, but I still dreamed that they would refuse. But no, just 3 minutes, and a cheerful voice on the phone said that I was now in bondage for 5 years.
  13. They offered me a great job and said they would call me back within a day. Time had never passed so slowly before - I sat stupidly by the phone and prayed to it.
  14. When something changes in your life, a call appears that becomes a cardinal change - then you expect only one word - “yes”, but sometimes you hear “no” or you don’t hear anything at all.
  15. Dependence on calls has become pathological - before it was still possible to meet - but now only “on a call”.
  16. There are days when the phone is silent - it is on these days that you wait for the most important call for yourself.
  17. I won’t call myself, even though it’s important to me - I’ll trust fate.
  18. I decided to change my job, they promised a high salary and a friendly team, and also to call me this week. They didn’t call - but it was during this week that I began to hate the phone.
  19. Sometimes my rage leads me to hang up the phone - because I’m waiting for one call, and some unnecessary people call.
  20. Don’t fanatically wait for a call - neither from your loved one, nor from work - let go of the situation and forget - then the call will definitely come.
  21. I never answer unknown calls – it’s not for nothing that gadgets have such an identification option.
  22. Calls can not only put you out of money, but also make you feel stupid.

Statuses on the topic “Phone”

They say loneliness can be cured...

They say loneliness can be cured... With just one phone call. And your gaze glows like a bright rainbow, filling your heart with warmth.

There is a bright sun outside the window again, And instead of winter - summer again, And from the edge to the very bottom You feel His love.

You believe in something you can’t even believe in, And you float in the clouds like a moth. They say loneliness can be cured... With just one phone call.

One call can change everything, turning the fate of two people around. After all, it’s SO EASY to call, breaking the silence of the night a little.

After all, IT’S NOT DIFFICULT - to call And quietly whisper: “Hello...” To say that I’m bored of living without you And the feeling that I haven’t seen you for a hundred years.

And then we’ll take it and keep quiet. Not because there is nothing to say. But because everything in the soul screams, And it’s difficult to convey everything in words.

Think what you say. It saves a lot of suffering

You can't learn more from a book than you already know. This just allows you to think about everything again: cool statuses for your phone.

  1. Being cold and tired are two different things, but the outcome is usually the same.
  2. There are some things without which, honestly, life would seem like a delusion.
  3. I hate my weak character. But because of her we are still together.
  4. It cannot be said that we loved wrongly. But if they loved differently, something would change.
  5. The springs that everyone knew about were usually poisoned.
  6. It’s very sad for someone who is sad in himself and still doesn’t drink. God forbid he goes on a diet.
  7. I am one of those who will give away my last T-shirt. But if you make me angry, I won’t even say hello.
  8. You yourself build a bridge over which you cross all adversity. Only yourself.
  9. If you love someone, then this someone will definitely come into your mind.
  10. Fly high, don't be afraid to fall. Someday it will still happen.
  11. I know how to love, but do you need it?
  12. When you don’t know what you want at all, then, no joke, you can die!
  13. It is worth fighting only when there is some real danger. And the rest of the time you have to live.
  14. If a small goal is still not achieved, then give it up.
  15. From time to time ask yourself if you are going there...
  16. “I will never betray,” but almost everyone thinks so.
  17. It's difficult to choose just one. Especially if you can’t do either one or the other.
  18. I don’t want to let you go, because you contain all my warmth.
  19. If you're bored, read books. Especially if your hand constantly reaches out to Instagram!
  20. How old am I? Oh, only the soul knows this.
  21. There is no need to pretend that there is peace in your heart - it won’t work.
  22. When autumn comes, it comes both to the park near the house and to the seashore.
  23. When wrinkles touch your face, you never expect it.
  24. Everyone is scared of what's ahead. But not everyone succumbs to this fear.
  25. I might have given in, but, excuse me, if you are the ocean, it’s impossible to put yourself in a glass...
  26. When you are so empty that others can see it, you urgently need to do something about it!

Statuses about the phone

Choose a status about your phone!

Whenever the phone doesn't ring, I know it's you.

I said, “Go to hell,” and turned off the phone. Because it's a headache and harmful radiation.

Aglaya Durso. "Sex via SMS"

Men shouldn't call often, they don't like it. If you call them, they understand that you think about them all the time and want to see them, and they begin to despise you for this.

For this subscriber, my phone, as well as my heart, is now out of reach.

Call boys, call 02, around the clock

My phone is full of contacts, but for some reason, when my soul is lousy, I don’t even have anyone to call...

- Hello! Did I get there? -No, you got to the wrong place. Where should I send you?

Great... Great... damn, who ordered England?

Hello! You called the military registration and enlistment office. If you want to serve in the army, click the “star”; if not, click the “hash”.

You need your home phone to find your cell phone.

Loneliness is when you are waiting for someone to call... and the alarm clock rings.

We ourselves destroy our ideals when we are angry, when we are unlucky.

Statuses on your phone with meaning - for those who desperately want to change something in their life. We will definitely help you do this!

  1. They say it's impossible to get tired of meetings if you're seventeen.
  2. But still, the main thing is family. There's no need to tell me about my career.
  3. Nowadays, a watch on your wrist is definitely not for keeping track of time...
  4. Reaching you is difficult. That's probably why it's so interesting.
  5. If the passion is too strong, then, really, you can get burned by a person.
  6. Fighting for happiness means only one thing: you are alive and you feel quite normal.
  7. If you know too many people, most likely you will never know what you need...
  8. Our world is such that “need” and “need” are words with the same root.
  9. It's very rare that you can wait for an old friend. More often than not, the wrong person comes.
  10. If you constantly quarrel and don’t even understand why, a breakup is inevitable.
  11. There are women who are loved, and there are those who steal from the women they love.
  12. When we are apart, the worst thing is that you will be the first to leave!
  13. The sooner you realize that happiness is here, the better.
  14. Unnecessary friendship. A very common occurrence today.
  15. When you shouldn’t get close to a person, he, as luck would have it, gets closer.
  16. Sometimes you have to lie. But most often you get used to it.
  17. Not everything has a bottom. But this is only at first glance.
  18. Sorry for meeting you late, although I believe that nothing is too late.
  19. The most important thing you can do for yourself is to stop feeling sorry for yourself.
  20. Give me your hand. It may not be forever, but I know that you want it too...
  21. Why suffer? Except that everyone does it.
  22. It happened to us once before with someone. But what do we care about that?
  23. Health is such a tricky thing that you never appreciate when you are young.
  24. I ask you to be stronger. Be even stronger than yourself.
  25. Sitting on your neck is something you need to be able to do from birth.
  26. If you are constantly suffering, it means that somewhere deep down you believe that you still mean something...
  27. Suicide is self-deception, only on a larger scale.
  28. Laziness is not scary yet. It’s scary when you don’t want to work or rest.

Statuses about the phone

When I get bored of talking on the phone, I slowly start humming: “Ololo.” It all ends on a note of Russian folk songs.

I wanted to be strong and proud, but tears streamed onto the screen of my new cell phone.

A sign of falling in love: saying goodbye over the phone lasts longer than the conversation itself.

When you can’t reach someone on the phone, pick up and call any other number.

Best status: I am a person who has seen a lot of strange things, but never before have I seen people wishing bon appetit to a phone while putting it on charge.

To turn your favorite song into a hated one, you just need to download it to your mobile phone.

According to the mobile calendar, my cell phone will last until 2070.

A blonde asks a salesperson in a mobile phone store: “What is the difference between these two mobile phones?” – The fact is that one of them is a player, and the other is a camera!

After deleting incoming SMS from a cell phone, it seems that their senders are gone along with them.

The telephone does not know how to be tactful and remain silent in time.

If you don't call today, I will. And not for you...

Of course, I understand that you have love there and all that, but don’t forget about your friends...

If you are a bird, come, If you are a cat, come running, If you are a fish, come, If you are a cancer, call.

Elk tariff - call and reset!

Don't answer my calls after 12 am! this is not me! and if I do, then none!)))

39 missed messages, 16 incoming SMS, 8 messages on the answering machine... He remembered me, bitch, when everything became good for me.

You won’t call me in the morning anymore, you won’t receive an SMS from you! After all, I drowned dear Nokia (

when you think that you are lonely, look through your phone book... you will find there the 2 most dear words to you - mom and dad. until they're with you don't you dare even think like that

The past was calling, asking for the future...

If you want to ruin things, call.

I ask you to be an unavailable subscriber on Saturday evening.

I'm waiting for a single call, but I'm getting different ones

Sometimes phone calls are annoying - especially when there is an advertisement, an offer of services you don’t need, or a wrong number. But there are a number of calls you don't want to miss. Then you subconsciously wait for him and set statuses about phone calls:

  1. The phone is silent, the soul is gradually emptying.
  2. The silence of the phone is my punishment for not understanding you right away.
  3. Resentments and conflicts are a waste of time; it’s time to talk, at least on the phone.
  4. Sometimes one phone call can save you from an irreparable mistake.
  5. The phone is silent - this is good when you don’t have any expected calls.
  6. I waited for your call exactly a day, then I just turned off the phone - I don’t want to flinch at every call.
  7. Call from an unknown number: “My son got into a disaster, he committed an accident, I need your help.” I am happy for your son, I have no children at all. Many people found themselves in such situations and transferred money or personally delivered it to the so-called “police captains.” Yes, it’s understandable, it’s stressful, but just calling your child and finding out whether he got into an accident or not is unrealistic?
  8. Unnecessary calls are now easily blocked - so you can isolate yourself from those who always want something from you: either to give you a legal service, or to check your spine, or to take blood for a test, or to invite you to the theater at reduced prices...
  9. Your phone should bring you only joy - but in reality it turns out the opposite, either they will load it with a problem, or they will file a claim.
  10. Today, scammers are so sophisticated that even after you call an unknown number, you soon receive a debit for 500 rubles. So picking up the phone from an unknown caller is not only annoying, but also robbing.
  11. Everyone in childhood loved to play around on the phone and call friends in the apartment and ask in a changed voice: “Is this a bathhouse?” The answer there is no. And you: “Why is there a basin by the phone?” It was fun. But the adults were not offended and understood the children - they were like that themselves. And the jokes were harmless. Now they are not joking, they are just making nightmares.
  12. How much you want, brothers, to get rid of unnecessary calls.
  13. There are different types of calls - long-awaited and ugly.
  14. Where do all these advertisers get my phone number and call me all day long offering crap? Where is Rospotrebsoyuz looking?
  15. Today I’m in a lyrical mood – I even decided to talk to the advertiser. He was in shock and didn’t know how to get rid of me.
  16. There are times when a phone call saves a life - and it's not just 911 or an ambulance. For example, my husband began to get bored next to me and look to the left. I prepared my friend so that she would call me and not be surprised by how I would talk to her. She called, her husband was nearby. And to all her stupid “why did you ask me to call?”, “what’s going on?”, I answered vaguely and as erotically as possible: “I can’t, not now, call me back later, I can’t talk”... My husband jumped off the sofa, suspecting that some admirer of mine made a date for me, that he immediately called me to a cafe and gave me a bouquet of white roses.

Where are you going? You haven't lost so much yet

In order not to forget about the most important thing, you need to write it in the status. But how to do it beautifully? Using statuses on your phone with the meaning of life.

  1. At night we cry that we are wasting our lives, and at night we continue to waste it...
  2. When we feel bad, it seems that all life around us is small and limited.
  3. A small salary is something that certainly doesn’t scare our people.
  4. I won't let anything hurt you. This is what love is.
  5. Develop less shame in your children, because this means that you are against them.
  6. It's not time that's running out. It is we who are leaving those places and those times.
  7. I don't care what you think. This is already obvious, believe me.
  8. Today it is wisdom, but tomorrow it is utter stupidity. Well, hasn't this happened to you?
  9. You can kill love only when one of the lovers agrees.
  10. It's nice to be able to distinguish other people's voices. It's scary not to hear your own voice...
  11. I need some air, and some love. Is it too much to ask?
  12. Being rebellious is an advantage. But, I'm afraid to ask, for whom?
  13. I choked on tears at night. Well, who cared about that?
  14. I so want to love until the grave. Especially when you love a person for the first day.
  15. Here is an outstretched kind hand. Take her unless you want to whine.
  16. There are moments that you listen to in the most difficult moments of life. It would be better not to hear them!
  17. When the phone is silent, the ticking of the clock can be heard especially clearly...
  18. It hurts me that we see each other less often. But when I see you, then it hurts even more.
  19. I've never written anything. But this does not mean that I cannot appreciate the beauty of poetry!
  20. It's harder to talk about people you don't know. It’s more difficult to talk about those whom you have studied thoroughly...
  21. You didn't tell the truth. You tried to squeeze out objectivity.
  22. People are getting closer. People are getting further away. Well, how can you not lose yourself in all this?
  23. Where there is darkness, that’s where we are usually drawn.
  24. A normal person does not think about principles at all.

Statuses for your phone – about the past, the future and the present. The most sparkling and relevant statements are collected here!

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