Great people about life and property insurance
“If I could have it my way, I would write the word “insurance” on the gate of every house and in every person’s diary, because I am confident that such a small sacrifice saves families from catastrophes that would otherwise ruin them forever. We are obliged to insure not only human happiness, but also health and strength, which can be lost if something happens to the breadwinner of the family and the fragile ship on which the happy family is sailing unexpectedly goes to the bottom...”
Sir Winston Churchill
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“It is not moral duty alone, but simple personal calculation that should encourage everyone to take out life insurance.”
A.P. Chekhov
“Insurance is a very important tool in the life plan of any person. The problem with insurance is that you can't buy it when you need it. You have to anticipate what you'll need and buy it, hoping you'll never need it.”
Robert Kiyosaki
New York was created not by people, but by insurers... Without insurance, there would be no skyscrapers, because not a single worker would agree to work at height, putting his life in danger and leaving his family without food; without insurance, no capitalist would invest millions in this type of building, since an unextinguished cigarette butt could reduce the building to ashes; Without insurance, cars would not drive on the roads. Even with a Ford, a good driver is aware that he could run over a pedestrian at any moment.”
Henry Ford.
A.S. PUSHKIN about life insurance for P.V. NASHCHOKIN.
Around (no later than) June 20, 1831 and from Tsarskoe Selo to Moscow.
“I thank you very, very much for your letter of June 9th. I don’t know if I answered you; Just in case, after re-reading it, I’m writing a response. I paid the contractor; he told me that you promised him an increase from me, for this I am waiting for your order, but I won’t add a penny from myself. I don’t really understand what condition you could conclude with Rakhmanov; life insurance has not yet become common practice in Rus', but it will become common someday; For now, we are not insured, but insecure. ……Sorry, answer.”
“I don’t know a single family that went broke paying insurance premiums, but I know families that went broke without paying it.”
Winston Churchill
“With the help of endowment life insurance, even the poor can accumulate financial wealth. After which he will be able to feel real pleasure from the knowledge that if anything happens to him, his family will be protected!”
Harry Truman
“Life insurance is a product of time, and therefore of culture, which distinguishes a civilized person from a savage.”
Mark Twain
“Nothing costs so little or is worth so much as an insurance policy during the occurrence of an insured event.”
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov
“Insurance is a parachute; if you don’t have it when you need it, you won’t need it again.”
Smiljan Mori
“Never skimp on advertising, security and insurance and your business will improve.”
John Davison Rockefeller
“Human life has no price, but we always act as if there is something even more valuable.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“An insurance policy is a safety belt against financial risks.”
Konstantin Madei
“Only an insurance policy can give a person complete peace of mind.”
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov “The Golden Calf”
“Lack of money is not a reason for not having an insurance policy. The decision to accumulate capital is what attracts the finances you need.”
Konstantin Madei
“What used to be a fortified castle for a knight, today is social insurance for an ordinary citizen.”
Wilhelm Schwebel
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“If I could have it my way, I would write the word “insurance” on the gate of every house and in every person's diary, because I am confident that such a small sacrifice saves families from catastrophes that would otherwise destroy them forever. We are obliged to insure not only human happiness, but also health and strength, which can be lost if something happens to the breadwinner of the family and the fragile ship on which the happy family is sailing unexpectedly goes to the bottom...”
Sir Winston Churchill
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“It is not moral duty alone, but simple personal calculation that should encourage everyone to take out life insurance.”
A.P. Chekhov
“Insurance is a very important tool in the life plan of any person. The problem with insurance is that you can't buy it when you need it. You have to anticipate what you'll need and buy it, hoping you'll never need it.”
Robert Kiyosaki
New York was created not by people, but by insurers...
Without insurance, there would be no skyscrapers, because not a single worker would agree to work at height, putting his life in danger and leaving his family without food;
without insurance, no capitalist would invest millions in this type of building, since an unextinguished cigarette butt could reduce the building to ashes; Without insurance, cars would not drive on the roads. Even with a Ford, a good driver is aware that he could run over a pedestrian at any moment.” Henry Ford
.
A.S.
PUSHKIN about life insurance for P.V. NASHCHOKIN.
Around (no later than) June 20, 1831 and
from Tsarskoye Selo to Moscow.
“I thank you very, very much for your letter of June 9th.
I don’t know if I answered you; Just in case, after re-reading it, I’m writing a response. I paid the contractor; he told me that you promised him an increase from me, for this I am waiting for your order, but I won’t add a penny from myself. I don’t really understand what condition you could conclude with Rakhmanov; life insurance has not yet become common practice in Rus', but it will become common someday; For now, we are not insured, but insecure. ……Sorry, answer.”
“I don’t know a single family that went broke paying insurance premiums, but I know families that went broke without paying it.”
Winston Churchill
“With the help of endowment life insurance, even the poor can accumulate financial wealth.
After which he will be able to feel real pleasure from the knowledge that if anything happens to him, his family will be protected!”
Harry Truman
“Life insurance is a product of time, and therefore of culture, which distinguishes a civilized person from a savage.”
Mark Twain
“Nothing costs so little or is worth so much as an insurance policy during the occurrence of an insured event.”
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov
“Insurance is a parachute; if you don’t have it when you need it, you won’t need it again.”
Smiljan Mori
John Davison Rockefeller
“Human life has no price, but we always act as if there is something even more valuable.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
*** Nowadays, car insurance is simply a punishment for people. You smash your car into rubbish, and the insurer: “To hell with you!”
*** Guys, I made a mistake - I fucking insured my mother-in-law. There was a typhoon, a fire, a war, but the mother-in-law - not a damn thing.
*** In times of crisis, I insure property. And my wife said to me: “Insure! If the house burns down, you’ll get... a bonus.”
*** Egor decided to insure his natural “device”. And the insurer responded: “Unliquid. There is no insurance."
*** There was State Insurance. Now Rossstrakh. There was a feeling. Nowadays - fuck.
*** Intimidated by Stalinists, Satanists, terrorists. I need to get insurance urgently, because I’m risking my head. And yesterday a brick from the roof hit me with a whistling noise, but the hospital explained that it was not an insurance case.
*** We insure ourselves against fear, against financial collapse, against fires, against thieves, and against stupid doctors. But there is still no insurance against women's tricks.
*** My dear insured me, but, however, he made a mistake. Now I’m walking around with a belly, I’ll soon give birth to a “bonus”.
*** Having filled out the insurance policy, I go to the pole. It’s interesting to see: if a polar bear eats a polar bear, will the company pay insurance to the matchmaker, brother and sister-in-law?
…the real problem was “insurance of insurance”. Imagine going to an insurance company and insuring your car against theft. You sign up for an insurance contract and leave satisfied. And your insurance company goes to another insurance company and insures its risk in case they have to pay you the value of your stolen car. And so on... But for some reason no one thought that if everyone was insured against possible losses, then “if anything happens,” everyone would have to pay for everyone.
A 97-year-old man comes to an insurance company and addresses an employee: - Hello. I want to insure my life. The employee asks in surprise: “Excuse me, did I understand correctly that you decided to insure your life?” - Yes, son. You see, I'm going to go to Europe with my father. Even more surprised, the employee asks: “I apologize for being curious, but how old is your father?” - 127. - 127? So what are you going to do in Europe? “We’re going there for my grandfather’s wedding.” The stunned insurer asks: “And how old is your grandfather then?” - He’s already 150. - Come on? Did your grandfather decide to get married at such and such an age? - Whoever decided, his parents forced him.
... then the person being pursued jumped into the water and, despite repeated demands, never emerged again... ... in addition, from the moment of my first accident until my last accident, I drove without any traffic accidents... ... suddenly a pedestrian appeared from the sidewalk and disappeared without a word under my car... ... I never fled the scene, on the contrary, I was constantly carried away from it on a stretcher... ... when I approached the intersection, a fence appeared to block my view... ... who stole my wallet, I don’t know, so as none of my relatives were nearby... ... I was driving through the city and suddenly a lot of cars appeared on the left and right. I became disorientated, and then I was hit from front and behind... ... the pedestrian apparently had no idea where he was supposed to go, and that's how I ran into him... ... on the right turn, I got spun and hit my car the fruit stand and I - attacked by oranges, bananas and melons randomly falling on top of each other - after going around the mailbox, I ended up on the other side of the street, there I crashed into a tree and eventually, along with two other parking cars, slid down the slope. After that, I unfortunately lost control of the car... ... at the moment when the mechanic swung the hammer, the victim stood behind him to see where the blow would fall. The blow hit him on the head. ... my son did not hit on this woman. He just rushed past, and she was knocked over by the air flow... ... when I wanted to hit the brakes, they were not there. My bike went off the sidewalk, hit a Porsche and moved on without me... ... I don't need any life insurance. I want everyone to be really sad when I die... ... I don't want to vaccinate my son. My friend also recently took hers for vaccination and soon after that he fell out of the window... ... my car was simply moving in a straight line, which leads to leaving the highway at the turn... ... I reversed along the highway, broke through the fence of the land and crashed into a bungalow. I just couldn't remember where the brake pedal was.... and then suddenly the Christmas tree caught fire. The fire spread to the curtains, but my husband could not put it out, because at that moment, like a madman, he was looking for the rules for using the apartment... ... our cars crashed into each other exactly at the moment they met... ... the bills that I receive, I never I don’t pay right away because I don’t have the money for it. I put them all in a large drum, from which I pull three out at the beginning of each month with my eyes closed. I pay these bills immediately. You'll have to wait until you get your lucky ticket! ... my daughter sprained her leg, because these damn women don’t know how to wear normal shoes... ... immediately after the death of my husband, I became a widow... ... the tennis ball flew cleanly and elegantly, hit by my daughter. Unfortunately, I substituted my head for a racket... ...a giant truck with a trailer was driving in front of me. The air flow was so powerful that I was dragged through the intersection...
In Russia, the practice of insurance began in the 16th century, thanks to fires. In the period from the XIII century. to the 16th century During the battles, the Mongol-Tatars often set Moscow on fire. But the most terrible fire occurred in 1571, when an attack by the army of Khan Devlet-Girey led to the fact that the city was almost completely burned out, and half of the population was destroyed. There are only 30 thousand people left in Moscow, its territory has decreased by half. In 1591 another major fire occurred. After this, Boris Godunov brought to life the idea of providing financial assistance to fire victims.
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Outstanding director Steven Spielberg insured his life. The insurance amount is more than 1 billion. dollars. This policy is recognized as the most expensive in the world.
It's no secret that many famous people insure parts of their bodies. For example, model Claudia Schiffer and football player David Beckham insured their legs; in the first case they were valued at $70 million, and in the second at $5 million. Zemfira's fingers cost 17 thousand dollars. Jennifer Lopez estimates her butt to be several million.
Gennaro Pellizzia's job is to evaluate the taste and quality of raw coffee beans before roasting. He works in the UK, in one of the world's largest coffee chains. Gennaro insured his tongue for almost 14 million dollars.
The idea of insuring only part of your body was first brought to life by Ben Turpin. This happened in the early 20s of the 20th century; the eyes of a silent film actor became the subject of insurance. In modern times, the amount was small - 20 thousand dollars.
In the capital of Britain, the largest cigar was presented at the exhibition; its length was 4 m and its weight was 110 kg. According to its owner, it will take 339 days to smoke it. The cigar was insured, and the payment for it was only 50 pence, while the entire insurance amount was equal to 18 thousand pounds sterling.
In London, the owner of an Italian cafe ordered a wax image of himself from the workshop of the famous Madame Tussauds museum. The doll was sitting at the table, holding a glass in her hand. The mannequin was so good that the owner of the cafe decided to take it to Denmark for an exhibition. The doll was even bought a separate seat on the plane. The dummy was insured for £2,500 before the flight. The first payment was 5 pounds.
In 2006, a stiletto race was held in one of the cities of Russia. To win, participants from different Russian cities must run 100 m. The catch is that all the girls were wearing shoes with a heel of at least 9 cm. This race in stiletto heels became the subject of insurance.
They often insure the consequences of attractions and shows. For example, Lloyd insured a new supersonic car. The insurance covered the transportation of the car to the test site, the time it spent there, and the life and health of the pilot. But all this is valid only if the car's engine is turned off. Thus, the insurance company avoided liability for all the consequences of possible speeding stunts.
The Rinlin brothers decided to insure a rhinoceros and an elephant that participated in circus performances. According to the contract, insurance was paid if animals died or became incapacitated as a result of illness.
A guy who decided to cross the English Channel in a bathtub insured himself for £100,000. Despite the unusual nature of the case, the insurance company agreed to sign the contract, but only on the condition that during the swim he would tightly close the bathtub drain hole with a stopper.
The British love participating in the national lottery so much that Lloyd's specialists have created a special insurance policy. According to its terms, if several employees of one company quit due to winning the lottery, the employer will be reimbursed for all costs of finding new specialists.
Actress Kerry Wallis had to cut her hair to film Star Trek. After leaving the hairdresser, she turned to the insurance company with a request to insure her against the fact that her hair would not grow back.
Thoughts, aphorisms, quotes. Business, career, management Konstantin Vasilievich Dushenko
Insurance
See also “Caution and Risk” (p.43)
INSURANCE: An ingenious game of chance in which the gambler is allowed to entertain the belief that he can beat the person holding the bank.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842–1914?),
American writer
You pay car insurance premiums for years, secretly hoping that one day there will be an accident that will pay you back every penny.
"Pshekruj"
Most accidents happen completely by accident.
There are worse things in the world than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance agent?
Woody Allen
(b. 1935),
American film director, actor, screenwriter
Insurance is death in installments.
Philip Slater
(b.1927), American sociologist
An insurance agent must be able to do two things: first, to scare, and then to reassure.
Konstantin Melikhan
(b.1952), writer
Novelists and insurance agents always start with family.
"Pshekruj"
Only life insurance agents can tell you exactly what awaits you.
Life insurance is the last thing we are willing to pay for. But then it's too late.
From the book by E. Mackenzie “14,000 phrases...”
Life insurance allows you to live poor and die rich.
From the book by E. Mackenzie “14,000 phrases...”
When going on a train trip, there is absolutely no need to take out insurance. The danger lies not in riding on the railway, but in sitting at home. One million Americans die every year. Of these, ten or twelve thousand die from a dagger, a pistol, drown, hang themselves, are poisoned, or meet a violent death by other generally accepted means. And all the rest, that is, nine hundred eighty-seven thousand six hundred and thirty-one souls, die a natural death in their beds!
From now on I don’t want to trust my life to these beds. I've had enough of railways. And this is what I advise everyone: do not stay at home more than absolutely necessary; and if you have to sit at home for some time, buy a stack of insurance receipts and don’t go to bed at night. Whatever precautions you take, they will not be unnecessary or excessive.
Mark Twain
(1835–1910), American writer
“What do you think about palmists who foretell your death?” “I hope the insurance company won’t let me die, because I’m insured.”
Mark Twain's answer
interviewer
One of the few consolations of old age: you no longer get bored with life insurance agents.
From the book by E. Mackenzie “14,000 phrases...”
The risk of life decreases with each passing day.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec
(1909–1966),
Polish writer
It would be nice to introduce marital life insurance.
Leszek Kumor,
Polish writer
This text is an introductory fragment.
From the book Lawyer Encyclopedia by the author
For personal insurance, see Personal Insurance Contract.
From the book Lawyer Encyclopedia by the author
Medical insurance MEDICAL INSURANCE is a form of social protection of the population’s interests in health care, the purpose of which is to guarantee citizens, in the event of an insured event, receiving medical care from accumulated funds and financing
From the book The Rights and Responsibilities of the Driver by the author Bachurin Dmitry TSB From the book Great Soviet Encyclopedia (ST) by the author TSB From the book Great Soviet Encyclopedia (LI) by the author TSB From the book Great Soviet Encyclopedia (SO) by the author TSB From the book Great Soviet Encyclopedia (TR) by the author TSB From the book Great Soviet Encyclopedia (OK) by the author TSB From the book The Newest Motorist's Handbook by the author Vladislav Vasilievich Volgin
Car insurance In the event of an accident, the insurance company itself works with the culprits and experts, lawyers, investigators and witnesses. It makes sense to insure an expensive car against damage because there are no real guarantees of receiving compensation for damage to the car with
From the book Economics of Real Estate author Burkhanova Natalya
54. Real estate insurance Real estate insurance is regulated by the Law of the Russian Federation No. 4015-1 of November 27, 1992 “On the organization of insurance business in the Russian Federation” (as amended on December 10, 2003) and the Civil Code of the Russian Federation. Real estate insurance is carried out on the basis of a property agreement
From the book The Big Book of Aphorisms by the author
Insurance Life insurance allows you to live poor and die rich. NN An insurance agent must be able to do two things: first, to scare, and then to reassure. Konstantin Melikhan Novelists and insurance agents always start with the family. "Pshekruj" One of the few
From the book A Guide to Life: Unwritten laws, unexpected advice, good phrases made in USA author Dushenko Konstantin Vasilievich
Insurance Laws and Regulations Most accidents occur completely by accident. (“14,000 Quips & Quotes”) Accidents often occur in the kitchen, even more often in the bathroom, but most often in the bedroom. (“20,000 Quips & Quotes”) Most accidents occur either
From the book Driver's Safety Book by Volgin V.
Insurance Nobody wants to have an accident, even reckless drivers - some hope that they will get through, others - that they will give way to them. However, road accidents happen every day. It’s good if only cars suffer. According to the law, the culprit
From the book Memo to USSR citizens traveling abroad by the author Author unknown
Insurance Before traveling abroad, it is advisable to insure yourself against unexpected costs associated with an accident and the provision of medical care to you in this regard, against general medical expenses associated with an unexpected illness. If you are traveling abroad
From the book Thoughts, aphorisms, quotes. Business, career, management author Dushenko Konstantin Vasilievich
Insurance See also "Caution and Risk" (p. 43) INSURANCE: an ingenious game of chance in which the gambler is allowed to entertain the belief that he can beat the person holding the bank. Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914?), American writer Insurance premiums you pay for the car
Tommy knows that if Gorgeous George doesn't come to his senses in a few minutes, he - Tommy - will be buried with him. Why do the gypsies need to explain to someone why a stranger died in their camp? It’s easier to bury both of them and go to another place. They don't have social security numbers, right? And now Tommy, nicknamed "Tits", is praying. And if he doesn’t pray, then he should fucking do it.
As in any good financial pyramid, you constantly need to recruit people to the base. Like the Social Security scheme, there are a large number of people who collectively pay for someone else. Milking these good Samaritans is just the purpose of my personal social safety net.
You don't even know anything about me. - Your middle name is Ralph, you were born on March 12th, you are 5 feet 9 inches tall, you weigh 130 pounds, and your social security number is 049380913. - Wow! You are a psychic? - No. “Then would you be so kind as to explain how you could find out all this about me?” - I stole your wallet.
In fifteen minutes of a clear military report, humanity managed to descend from a monkey, invent fire and the Windows Millennium operating system, fly into space because there is no place like home, kill most of the American Indians, but then repent, find a way to live in world with all peoples except the Russians, Ukrainians and Chinese, who simply have not grown up to the great American game of baseball, and therefore cannot be considered truly free. It built cities and created a developed communications system, the Internet and health insurance, and in the spaces between cities wheat grew and Ford cars drove, children played and - unfortunately - some punks used drugs, whole caravans of which arrived from Russia and other provinces Evil Empires. It was a good speech. It’s a pity that the listeners did not understand anything from it, except for the fact that it is not good to kill hostages.
Pi". The ratio of the circumference to the diameter. And these are just the starting numbers. They continue on. To infinity. And they never repeat themselves. This means that the sequence in decimal places of this chain contains all combinations of numbers. Your date of birth, locker code, your social security number. They all fall somewhere in this range. And if you turn those numbers into letters, you get every word in existence, in every possible combination. The first sound you uttered as a baby, the name of the person you like, the whole story of your life, from beginning to end. Everything we say and do All the infinite possibilities of the Universe are hidden in this one simple circle. And how do you use this information? Why do you find it useful? Well, that’s up to you to decide.
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“If I could have it my way, I would write the word “insurance” on the gate of every house and in every person’s diary, because I am confident that such a small sacrifice saves families from catastrophes that would otherwise destroy them forever. We are obliged to insure not only human happiness, but also health and strength, which can be lost if something happens to the breadwinner of the family and the fragile ship on which the happy family is sailing unexpectedly goes to the bottom...”
Sir Winston Churchill
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“It is not moral duty alone, but simple personal calculation that should encourage everyone to take out life insurance.”
A.P. Chekhov
“Insurance is a very important tool in the life plan of any person. The problem with insurance is that you can't buy it when you need it. You have to anticipate what you'll need and buy it, hoping you'll never need it.”
Robert Kiyosaki
New York was created not by people, but by insurers... Without insurance, there would be no skyscrapers, because not a single worker would agree to work at height, putting his life in danger and leaving his family without food; without insurance, no capitalist would invest millions in this type of building, since an unextinguished cigarette butt could reduce the building to ashes; Without insurance, cars would not drive on the roads. Even with a Ford, a good driver is aware that he could run over a pedestrian at any moment.”
Henry Ford.
A.S. PUSHKIN about life insurance for P.V. NASHCHOKIN.
Around (no later than) June 20, 1831 from Tsarskoye Selo to Moscow.
“I thank you very, very much for your letter of June 9th. I don’t know if I answered you; Just in case, after re-reading it, I’m writing a response. I paid the contractor; he told me that you promised him an increase from me, for this I am waiting for your order, but I won’t add a penny from myself. I don’t really understand what condition you could conclude with Rakhmanov; life insurance has not yet become common practice in Rus', but it will become common someday; For now, we are not insured, but insecure. ……Sorry, answer.”
“I don’t know a single family that went broke paying insurance premiums, but I know families that went broke without doing it.”
Winston Churchill
“With the help of endowment life insurance, even the poor can accumulate financial wealth. After which he will be able to feel real pleasure from the knowledge that if anything happens to him, his family will be protected!”
Harry Truman
“Life insurance is a product of time, and therefore of culture, which distinguishes a civilized person from a savage.”
Mark Twain
“Nothing costs so little or is worth so much as an insurance policy during the occurrence of an insured event.”
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov
“Insurance is a parachute; if you don’t have it when you need it, you won’t need it again.”
Smiljan Mori
“Never skimp on advertising, security and insurance and your business will improve.”
John Davison Rockefeller
“Human life has no price, but we always act as if there is something even more valuable.”
Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“An insurance policy is a safety belt against financial risks.”
Konstantin Madei
“Only an insurance policy can give a person complete peace of mind.”
Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov “Golden Calf”
“Lack of money is not a reason for not having an insurance policy. The decision to accumulate capital is what attracts the finances you need.”
Konstantin Madei
“What used to be a fortified castle for a knight, today is social insurance for an ordinary citizen.”
Wilhelm Schwebel
– I decided to insure my dacha against fire and hail. - From a fire - that’s understandable. But how do you make a hail?
