Clear statuses in VK for boys

No need for many words

Clear statuses in VK for boys can be laconic, because for a boy it’s somehow inconvenient to talk a lot, it’s better to express your cool thought succinctly and clearly, choose:

If you want to emphasize your importance, do things.
Coolness is my lifestyle.
Experience is limited, but knowledge is abundant.
Devoid of fears and complexes.
I don’t like banality and excessive originality.
It’s not just gray-haired men who can express wise thoughts.
When society doesn’t like me, I won’t turn it around.
Bend over is not my lifestyle.
Freedom is the only thing that is valued by real men.
If others praise you, do not think that you are a star, it could be simple flattery.
My internal state is only my business.
What's in the head is in the actions.
You shouldn’t talk much, you should remain silent when you have nothing to say.
Don't let it hit you in the face, and if you miss a blow, hold on to it.
You need to hit not in the face, but exactly at the target.
At my age, I’m supposed to put everyone’s ass and b.. on everyone.
I don’t like to sing sweetly, I like to really do it.
Every self-respecting man should do something nice for his loved ones just like that.
I’m not afraid to hear the truth about myself when others are afraid of even a hint of it.
My actions are a manifestation of my character - according to others, both are not so bad.
I hate lies and hypocrisy, it’s better to be honest and tough.
Betraying is bad, but warning about separation is honest.
The greatest luxury is to remain yourself even under the pressure of circumstances.
Freedom is an expensive thing, but it is even more valuable.
Powerlessness is not a vice, but a character trait, I help such people.
If you are weak physically, it is fixable, but if you are mentally weak, it is a pathology.
I do not tolerate violence, I bypass powerlessness.
Modesty is a manifestation of spirituality.
I don’t speak behind your back, only straight to your face.
My tolerance prevents me from being myself.
Every person should be a little narcissistic, but not self-obsessed.
I am a complete optimist and proud of it.
You should rely only on yourself, but trust everyone.

Cool male statuses

I was her friend too. Before it goes too deep. Well, that is far away...

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If a tram runs over you... you will certainly scream! It will crush you once, it will crush you twice... and then you’ll get used to it!

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The average man makes his girlfriend nervous around other women. A true Gentleman makes other women nervous about his girlfriend!

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When I see a beautiful girl in an old and cheap car, I always think - what went wrong in her life?

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The father of seven daughters in despair named the eighth Seryoga.

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Well, how is this possible - women can pour hot wax on their legs and tear them off along with their hair, but at the same time they are afraid of spiders?

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A true friend is the one who, in response to the phrase: “I killed,” replies: “Where is the corpse?”

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If a woman doesn’t want to have sex, then she has a headache. If a man doesn't want to have sex, then he's a soulless bastard.

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I love people who show off and put themselves on display. I haven’t been to the circus since I was 6 years old, but I see these clowns regularly.

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Fell in love at first sight. Then I realized that I should have looked at least twice...

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Women's thongs are like barbed wire - they don't allow penetration, but they allow you to watch!

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The bachelor's refrigerator has everything to make dumplings scrambled eggs with beer.

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Briefly about myself: not good enough for those I want. Too good for those who want me.

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You are rude as if you had a spare jaw in your pocket...

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A phrase that every man sometimes dreams of: enough romance, fuck me!

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Life is like a zebra: black stripe, white stripe, black stripe and... ass.

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You only realize that the urinal has a bad design when you are wearing shorts and sandals...

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Laughing at your own mistakes can prolong your life, but laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten it!

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90% of men, having learned about their wife’s infidelity, pack their things and go to their mistress.

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Women's logic: if a girl likes a guy, then she will not do anything about it, but only wait for him to magically suddenly understand it himself and take the first step!

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Those who say: “I love the rain, you can hide your tears in it” are infuriating, but I love the shower – you can piss in it!

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I am so brave and daring that I can go to the toilet at a party!

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Nothing cheers you up in the morning like a cup of coffee spilled on your stomach!

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I'm lying on the couch not because I'm lazy, it's just that my sixth sense tells me that something important is about to be announced on TV!

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I'm sure there are only two things that all men can agree on - boobs!

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If your mother thinks that you eat a lot and sleep a lot, then it is not your mother, but her mother.

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A woman must be loved for her personality. Each has at least 10, so there's plenty to choose from.

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Don’t you think that you are losing weight without the letter “d”?

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One day you will ask what I like more: borscht or blowjob. I'll say "you!" I'm cunning.

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Bachelor eggs: opened the refrigerator, scratched the eggs, closed the refrigerator.

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Well, how can you build an honest relationship with a girl who wears a push-up bra?

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How can I make me as attractive to women as I am to mosquitoes?

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The photo of my wife in my wallet reminds me that there could be money in this place.

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"You were right!" – according to statistics, not a single woman has yet uttered this phrase.

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Beer is another proof that the Lord loves us and wants us to be happy.

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I bought a Kamaz and don’t regret it. I don't feel sorry for anyone...

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Seeds are like sex, you won’t calm down until you cum!

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Scientific fact - girls, if a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, it only means that you have small breasts!

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Push-up bras are a lot like a packet of chips – you open it and there’s almost nothing inside!

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Papa Carlo planted a tree, raised a son from the tree, and built a house from the son. What a man!

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Finding out that your ex-girlfriend has gained 20 kg is like finding 20 euros in your pocket - it won’t change your life, but it will definitely lift your spirits!

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My wife asked for MINK. I dug for three days. I hope you like it.

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The fastest way to get a girl's attention is to stop paying attention to her!

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If a girl sent you a message in the morning “Darling, you are the best,” it means that night she compared you with someone.

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The level of stains in my socks sometimes horrifies me!

From youth - a man

VK statuses for boys are more naive, but also with a claim to masculinity and coolness:

I have real friends. There are few of them, but they are proven.
You should be kinder to people, but sometimes they are so annoying.
I don’t like it when people come to me with their advice - I’ll ask, and then advise me.
Not only flies, but also people can be annoying.
Everyone has fears, but some do not allow them to manifest themselves.
Only robots can not be afraid of anything; a living person is somehow afraid of something.
To avoid becoming an empty talker, promise less.
It's not scary to fall, it's scary not to get up.
The inner core will not allow me to be broken.
There is no point in falling into despondency, but there are many reasons to rejoice.
People close to you worry about you, and this sometimes irritates you.
You can have strong character and willpower at any age.
A rich inner world determines your eventful life.
Compassion and kindness are masculine qualities.
Even men can cry, but no one sees it.
There is strength - no need for intelligence - this phrase is irrelevant, now we need both.
Envying people is pointless; you need to learn to be successful all your life.
Every guy should not change his principles, otherwise he will turn into a girl.
It is very difficult not to lie in general, but small lies give rise to great mistrust.
The more hits you get on the head, the faster you become a real man.

Why are you so impudent, huh?

But there is also a reverse reaction, when the boy is rejected or not taken seriously. Then your blood begins to boil and you want to succinctly and concisely offend the object of your recent desire; various boy statuses about girls will help:

The shores should not be confused, madam.
In what garbage dumps was it formed?
Yes, life has beaten you, and apparently only on the head.
Have you not been friends with your head since childhood or recently?
From which ones did you lift your car?
There are girls cooler than a dung heap.
Don't boast about your intelligence, it's nothing simple.
A higher education does not give you the right to behave like mademoiselle peek-a-boo.
I understand, you are a bluestocking, or a feminist...
There are more and more women who don’t understand men at all - they are either idle talk or a real man - everything is fine.
The promiscuity of girls is depressing - who to mess with?
It’s been a long time since I’ve met someone from whom I didn’t want to run away after the third word she spoke.
When I hear “wow”, I want to say “herau”.
An exalted girl clapping her hands and having fun like crazy is a reason to think about where we are going.
I’m so tired of glamorous fools - here I don’t just want to say: “Shut your mouth, fool, I’ve said everything,” but also to urge them on their way.
Why are all the glamor girls on the surface, but the smart ones are not visible? By the way, I answered my own question.
A socialite is synonymous with a glamorous fool.
I wonder if beauties have other thoughts than: “Wow, he’s rich, we can squeeze something out!”?
Before you look for a prince, become at least a lady of the court yourself.
Modern chicks have ambitions that are not based on anything.
The thought process is complicated and directed only towards money, apparently, everyone is from dysfunctional families.
The collective farm is a collective farm, and the enthusiasm is like that of a princess.
Girls, look in the mirror and at your passport more often, realism is sobering.
It’s especially infuriating when old ladies start flirting - leave me alone, old ladies, I’m sad!
I'm not a gigolo, I'm not into used or antiques.
Gop-stop, already go around the corner.
You have been done and remade, but still unfinished.
I'm tired of silicone, I want to go to the wilderness, to Saratov.
Does anyone else have undone boobs? Respond!
Lip slaps, please spank away.
Why did your mother give birth to you like this?
I understand hermits, because it was the women who made them run away from civilization.
There are three categories of representatives of the fairer sex: I will give, I will not give, but what do you tell me?
All women are divided into beautiful and only beautiful.
They say you need to unearth all the beauties of a woman. Digging is not my specialty.
No matter how much you run after a fashionista, she still looks at shopping.
There are two types of women - the first and the last.
All women are either nearsighted or farsighted: the former cannot see beyond their nose, and the latter can only dream of a bright future.
Yes, all the women are from another planet, and the creator didn’t think something through there.
I don't need table decoration, I would like a person.

I have the honor

Top statuses for boys can relate to justice, honor, masculinity, etc. Choose yours:

Real men don’t need masks in life at all - they are good with their faces - open and honest.
A man should be natural, and even ugly.
Those who have always believed in you will not be deceived.
The inner self will not deceive you, learn to hear yourself.
Don’t prevaricate, say everything straight, even if someone doesn’t like it.
Justice must be in your blood, then you can easily bypass deceitful and hypocritical people.
Your inner instinct will not deceive you and will help you turn a critical situation into an ordinary one.
If there is a battle going on, for tactical purposes it is not a sin to take a couple of steps back.
Every man wants to win a battle, but for a real man, not all methods are good.
The boy will never deviate from his intended goals; he can pretend that he retreated a little at the request of his beloved.
I always do what I have to do and wait for what will happen.
Actions allow you to overcome life's obstacles without stopping or doubting.
Words are a shell of thoughts; without actions they are worthless.
To be smart is not to speak beautifully and abstrusely, but to do it wisely and tastefully.
Overcome the pain and don’t moan, even though it gets dark in your eyes.
It’s better to become a man from a very young age, otherwise you might be too late.
Over the years, you have something to say to others - but don’t bother with advice, give it when asked.
Living by someone else's laws is not appropriate for a man; he creates his own rules of life.

Your own track

Beautiful VK statuses for boys can also be distinguished by their clarity and intelligibility. Themes are varied - from love to true friendship and the meaning of life:

Real action is always more difficult than empty words, but it's time to get down to business.
I don’t forgive betrayal, I don’t show weakness of character.
I will help even those who once did not help me.
Resentment - there is no such concept in my worldview; let those who cannot forgive and let go be offended.
You only need to remember the good from the past, and immediately return the evil to its owners.
Be noble and thank for everything that fate gives you, then it will become more generous to you.
Offending the weak is the lot of weaklings; I always have someone to talk to on equal terms.
Finding a compromise in any conflict is within the power of a person who knows how to think and put himself in the shoes of another.
Even the most difficult situations should not turn you into a rag - you should always remain a man.
When you criticize others, look at yourself - there is clearly something to work on.
Try to remain calm and objective, even if they try to piss you off.
There is no shame in being honest; it is a shame in being cunning and hypocritical.
There should always be verbal arguments in reserve, fists are for self-defense.
Everything that happens to you was created by you yourself - don’t blame anyone else.
In life, take your own path; others are already following others’ paths.
Sometimes it’s worth working on mistakes when there are too many of them in your life.
Even mistakes help you become stronger and more experienced.
It's better to make mistakes than to be stuck on the computer all the time.
Failures build character, take them as a blessing.
After the next blow of fate, deal her yours.
You need to go through life easily and cheerfully, not forgetting about your loved ones and friends.
When you need help, don’t forget that others expect it from you too.

It seems like I got poked...

But even the coolest guys are not immune to feelings and love. Then they become soft and romantic, and boys’ statuses about love can sound like this:

Well, you are absolutely unearthly.
Where did this come from, from what planet?
You are a mind blower, I’m completely shocked.
We need to get to know each other better, I have a crush on you.
I'm going crazy without you.
One word from you - and a cool kid is at your feet.
Are you a witch by any chance? Bewitched me from head to toe.
Somehow all my thoughts are only about you. For the rain, probably.
A chance meeting that gradually turns a man into a mattress. Do I need it?
There is something about you from Gioconda - mystery and a sly smile.
Well, I got to the point where I don’t want to, but most importantly, I want to.
Previously, I only watched films about love, but now I’m like the hero of a melodrama.
Why did you drive the bully crazy?
Insight is only a moment, and the rest of life is you.
Would you like to share life with a simple boy who knows how to love?
I will show you such heights, it will take your breath away.
Don’t be afraid to admit to yourself, you’re also in trouble...
Let's try something like this...
Open to a clean relationship with a clean girl.
Divorced, with a clear conscience - into a new relationship.
Not involved, not noticed, not judged. Although it might have been different if it weren't for you.
With you, it seems that the globe will spin faster...
It's time for us to unite in ecstasy. You agree?
You're attractive, I'm damn attractive, what's the problem?
You have to try and then jump, and not the other way around.

Wise, clear, concise

The clearest status in VK for boys is the phrase in which the main meaning of your life or what worries you at a given time is hidden. It must be intelligible, clear and understandable. Choose yours:

It is no coincidence that life rewarded you with the events that you experienced - draw the right conclusions.
Life goes on, and that's great.
Life is short, don't waste time on fools and idiots.
Cheating and betrayal cause pain, but you must be able to cope with it.
Check it out to fully believe it.
You should not follow the road of disappointment; learn to let go of situations and people who have disappointed you.
Not everyone who sits at your table understands you, do some cleaning.
If this happens to you, then you need it.
Enjoying life, even when it beats you, is the lot of the strong.
Don't become a slave to your mood - luck may turn away from you.
The signs of fate can only be seen by those who want it.
Appreciate the loyalty of friends, there are very few of them in life.
If you don't love anyone, then it's unlikely that anyone will love you.
Self-control is necessary in any situation, even critical ones.
Sadness and melancholy are a waste of time.
Appreciate your parents and help them, you will get the same in your old age.
Only a strong person can apologize when you are wrong; a weak person will pretend that he was right.
Only your personal fears prevent you from becoming what you want.
Never show that you are hurt or offended, just leave.
Laughter and humor can displace sadness and sadness from your soul.
You should believe in everyone, and rely only on yourself.
Whatever thoughts are in your head, that’s how life will turn out.
Life is smarter than us, don’t try to punish the offender yourself, there is a boomerang law.
Don’t look for enemies, your biggest enemy is yourself, with your complexes and fears.

Statuses about unrequited love

Relationships do not always bring a person only joy and happiness.

You left and the light left my life.
I am alone in a cold, dead desert, and it’s too late to change anything, to try to return something. Now I'm on the edge of an abyss with no way out.
Yes, I fell in love with you, but I am not the kind of person who can afford to give free rein to my feelings.
I hurt those I love. I'm better off alone. Always.
Memories of you will become for me protection from emptiness, from loneliness, from fear of the future... All that remains is to remember...
Thank you for being there for me. But I will go on alone.
Sometimes you realize that it is too late to try to light a new Sun of love in your heart.
Everyone makes mistakes, but I pay too much of my price. And the price to pay will be my eternal loneliness.
The fire of our love warmed my soul, but now it has burned my heart to the ground.
Light can warm, it can be a guiding star, but it can also burn, turning the soul into cold ashes.
You left, and only now I began to understand that you were the meaning of my life. All that remains are memories and pain from realizing my mistakes.

They say love rules the world. And in many ways this is true. Don't be afraid of your feelings and emotions and share them with your friends!