Cool statuses about fishing and fishermen
AND
An interesting fisherman will meet a very decent fisherman, so as not to catch anything.
*** Once
a fisherman caught two fish on one hook and released them with the words: No one will believe me!
*** If
you pour vodka into a large canister, then you don’t have to take a fishing box, because you can sit on it.
*** A good
bite happens either before you start fishing, or after ***
Tara
is not a fish.
This is a Japanese gate opener *** Fish
for fish - two fools got drunk.
*** Drunk
fishermen caught a mermaid at night.
The next morning it turned out that it was a catfish, and everyone felt ashamed. *** D
PSnik, remember the motto of real fishermen!
“Caught, let go!” *** caught
the biggest bream when he forgot about his own wife’s birthday!
*** They
never lie so much as before the elections, after fishing and before sex.
*** clean
water only in springs and glaciers, all the rest is covered in fish ***
point
of fishing is not to catch more fish, but to drink in proportion to the catch.
For
Russians, going fishing and going fishing are two completely different things... ***
Boy
Borya, who spent his entire childhood fishing with his father, does not know how to talk.
*** Winter
fishing in the spring is the cheapest type of diving.
*** This
environmental pollution is just some kind of horror!
Yesterday I opened a can of sardines - and it was full of oil, and all the fish were dead! *** The
hydrometeorological center requires employees with joint disease ***
The wife
admitted to her husband that she cheated on him while he was fishing.
And he disappeared. I haven't seen him for a week. Then I could barely see with my right eye. *** When
drunk, I can do anything - even go fishing!
*** The fish
looks where it is deeper - there is less fuel oil ***
A
classic example of a bore: a husband who regularly returns from fishing sober and with fish.
*** In
the new fishing season, reels with a speed of more than 4000 are subject to mandatory registration.
***
Men most often bite on silicone bait ***
If it
doesn’t bite in winter, then before lowering the tackle into the hole, breathe on the bloodworms.
His drunken noise can attract fish. *** A
fisherman doesn’t fall far from a fisherman ***
I
fish while fishing)))) ***
I
’ll meet a girl who likes to go fishing, likes to dig for worms and has an inflatable boat with a motor.
A photo of the boat is required. *** The
fisherman should brag about wagging his tail.
*** If
you add a few drops of laxative to the bait, the fish will return to the feeding area faster.
*** Since
most modern carbon fiber spinning rods can easily withstand frost, they can be stored in the refrigerator.
*** And
what kind of fishing is this, so is fishing... ***
If
you are detained by the fisheries inspection, you have the right to a free call on their cell phone to your lawyer.
*** If
you feed the fish well with vodka in the evening, then at dawn it will bite well on beer!
*** A
spinning fisher’s beard is a sign of youth ***
By
the end of fishing, the fisherman no longer sees the fisherman from afar.
***
An ice floe with Russian fishermen, starting from the Gulf of Finland, will take part in the annual round-the-world fishing trip .
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We finish the story about famous people who also didn’t mind sitting with a fishing rod. The wonderful poet, author of many collections of articles and stories, Nikolai Konstantinovich Starshinov, also passionately loved fishing. Get acquainted with his statements in the book “My Love and Passion is Fishing”, and you will completely agree with them. “Happy moments, minutes, hours devoted to fishing are the best relaxation. No wonder the ancient Greeks said that time spent fishing does not count for a person...
Even a few days spent in nature simply transforms me. I feel stronger, more confident, more vital, even younger. In general, nature has a very beneficial effect on me, and I think on any person. Her beauty, purity, selflessness are simply amazing. Fishing helps me to understand, to feel nature and people more keenly, to respect them, and to treat them more carefully. And this means they help me live, work, help me better know and love our wonderful land, our Motherland...”
It may be said loudly, but it’s true!
The marine painter A. Novikov-Priboy, author of the exciting novel “Tsushima”, said the same thing about fishing: “I owe infinitely much to hunting and fishing. They taught me to understand and love my native nature, developed my keen eyesight, hearing, observation skills, the art of swimming like a fish, walking and running tirelessly.”
When he was six years old, the wonderful film actor Nikolai Afanasyevich Kryuchkov, “a guy from our city,” who never parted with it all his life, even on film sets, first picked up a fishing rod. Fishing was the main passion of his life.
The artist devoted every free minute to his favorite pastime. And I even selected scenarios for myself based on their suitability for fishing. “I’m reading: “Valley.” There's smoke coming." No guys, this is not for me. “The car is kicking up dust.” No, guys, I won't star in this. “The sea spreads wide.” Oh, this will do!”
Therefore, for example, Kryuchkov agreed to play a tiny role in a rather stupid Mongolian film. It was not the cinema that attracted him, but the opportunity to catch the famous Mongolian taimen. He didn’t even go to the premiere, but upon his return he excitedly talked about fishing in his faces. “The story began with Hemingway-like details: how he set the fishing line, and how the taimen shimmered with all the colors of the rainbow, and how he made a “mouse” (this is a special hook wrapped in wool), and how the taimen grabbed this “mouse” ....”
Kryuchkov also fished in Odessa, on the set of the film “The Poet,” right from the porthole of the barge on which he settled. I caught it in the Caspian Sea, where “Sadko” was filmed. In Switzerland, playing in the “Velvet Season” (and did not bring anything with him from abroad except all kinds of fishing gear and devices purchased for the entire amount allocated). In Astrakhan, the local secretary of the regional committee specially arranged for him to catch sterlet. They said about Kryuchkov that he could catch a fish even in a rain puddle. He literally infected everyone around him with fishing and even got his wife interested in this activity.
Nikolai Afanasyevich was very upset because of his fishing failures. Once on the Black Sea, after sitting uselessly with Sergei Stolyarov for several hours without a single bite, he threw a handful of small change into the water, spat and shouted: “If a stupid fish doesn’t want to eat what they give it, let it buy itself everything it wants. It’s a lot of honor for two people’s artists to tiptoe after her!” He was very offended by the “stupid fish.” This is what real passion means!
With all this, the purpose of fishing was by no means gastronomic for him. Moreover, Nikolai Afanasyevich Kryuchkov himself practically did not eat fish. I gave all the catch to friends. But he could, looking at the float, see the sky and clouds floating in the water. And very often I remembered the parable of Alexander Petrovich Dovzhenko about two people looking into a puddle: “One sees just a puddle, the other sees the reflected sky in the stars.”
And the venerable film director and film actor Sergei Fedorovich Bondarchuk fished everywhere he went... Women also loved fishing. Composer Lyudmila Alekseevna Lyadova, author of more than five hundred songs, always emphasized: “I have loved fishing since childhood...”.
And many scientists, when they were not doing science, devoted all their free time to fishing. The American biochemist Albert SzentGyorgyi, who synthesized vitamin C, was an avid fisherman. And the French physicist Frederic Joliot-Curie was a passionate fisherman, but not an amateur, but a major specialist, almost an ichthyologist. It was said that his knowledge of fish could be compared to his knowledge of nuclear physics.
He could accurately name any caught sea or river fish and knew their biological characteristics. Breton fishermen admired his ability to predict the weather at sea and control a yacht.
There are countless funny, cheerful stories related to fishing among famous fans of this “silent hunt.” Here are just two remarkable incidents that happened to the great English writer Charles Dickens, who, as you know, was an avid fisherman, and sitting on the shore with a fishing rod was his favorite recreation.
One day, while he was fishing, a stranger approached him and asked the traditional question:
- Well, is it biting?
“Yes, I just arrived,” the writer answered without suspecting anything. “We haven’t found anything yet.” But yesterday, in this very place, I caught fifteen of these trout!
“So,” answered the stranger, “do you know who I am?” I'm the local fish inspector, and fishing is prohibited in this section of the river! And he took out a book of receipts from his pocket to issue a fine.
- But do you know who I am? - Dickens was not at a loss. – I am Charles Dickens, famous writer, novelist. You won’t fine me for my professional wild imagination!
Another time, Dickens, walking with his friend along the river bank, saw a fisherman intently watching a float.
“This man,” his companion told Dickens, “is extraordinarily trusting and believes everything you tell him.” But he himself is known as the first inventor. Dickens approached the old fisherman.
“Good afternoon, my friend,” he said. How is the fishing going?
“So-so,” responded the fisherman.
“Last summer,” the writer continued, “I myself caught a huge trout here.” And she bit my fishing line.
“Yes, sir, the trout here can do it.”
“Then I took a thick, strong rope, but the fish chewed it too.
- Yes, the local trout are capable of this.
“But I was determined to get her out,” Dickens continued, not wanting to give up.
“I got hold of a strong chain, and only then did I manage to pull the fish ashore.
“Well, of course,” the fisherman remarked calmly. “The only way to pull out the trout here is with a chain.”
“But when she was already on the shore,” the writer continued, “I could not lift her.” I had to hire a cart pulled by fours and four porters who helped me carry the fish home.
“So your trout wasn’t very large,” the old man responded, as before, calmly.
“Then,” Dickens continued, beginning to get excited, “we sent the trout into the meadow to graze along with the cows.”
“That’s exactly what we do with the local trout,” confirmed the fisherman without blinking an eye.
“But the most amazing thing,” Dickens finished triumphantly, “is that after a month or two she grew horns.”
- What? - the old man cried, jumping up as if stung. – Have the trout grown horns?!
- Yes! - the writer repeated with a laugh. The trout grew horns like a cow!
He was confident that he was the winner in this fight. But the fisherman shook his head angrily.
“Sir,” he declared in the most decisive tone, “you are too evasive from the truth.” The trout here always have horns!
As we see from this episode, fishermen have a well-developed sense of humor, and nothing can knock them out of the saddle...
The first President of Russia B.N. also had a great love for fishing. Yeltsin, who, while on vacation in Karelia or on the Volga, often went fishing to catch, in his words, “eight kilograms of fresh fish...”, and, after hesitating a little, added: “Well, six kilograms just in case...”. True, evil tongues said that the president had fish hooked by divers, just like in the era of Anthony and Cleopatra... Well, what can you take from evil people who do not understand the beauty of fishing.
Of course, it is impossible to tell about all the eminent and famous fishermen, so it’s better to turn to the words of the excellent master of the Russian language, writer Vasily Ivanovich Belov, as if summing up our story: “We are fishing, and this means that we are no longer us, we have dissolved , became equal to eternal nature, that same merging with the river, bushes and grass, with the sky, wind and birds occurred when you forget yourself. This is probably the main charm of fishing and hunting.”
There's no better way to say it!
FISHING ALL YEAR ROUND No. 12(386), 2021
