First thing we'll do is ruin the planes
First of all, we will ruin the planes, and then the girls, and then the girls!
In front of the doctor’s office in the medical unit: “AIDS, pregnancy and other sexually transmitted diseases are sexually transmitted”
The bad soldier is the one who does not dream of sleeping with the general (N. Fomenko)
The bad soldier is the one who doesn’t want to (N. Fomenko)
Slippers rattled on the floor (N. Fomenko)
It's good to be a lieutenant colonel, but it's better to be a general
After the end of firing, combat and training cartridges must be returned to their original condition
Put up a barrier or a smart major
Russians and Chechens are like two birds that cannot live in the same den (A. Lebed)
The least favorite saying among sappers: one foot here, the other there
The most pathetic thing in the world is a crowd; here is the army - the crowd; they go into battle not because courage flares up in them - what gives them courage is the knowledge that there are many of them and that they are commanded. (M. Twain)
Boots should be cleaned in the evening and put on fresh in the morning
Now you are looking out of the window of the audience, and the time will come when you will look out of the window of the tank entrusted to you.
Sergeant! Your orderly has no haircut, he hangs on his ears
Do you hear what they expect from us? S300. We know what it is. God forbid! Today C300, and tomorrow give me another... and the day after tomorrow a third. This is what it is! (V. Chernomyrdin)
I'll take off: gas mask - in 6 seconds; condom – in 5 seconds; bra - in 4 seconds; night watchman - after three attempts
A soldier without a shovel is a violation of uniform
The fighter is lying down, unable to cope with the attack.
A fighter is lying down, unable to cope with the attack (N. Fomenko)
It's better to be a coward for a minute than to be a dead man all your life
Better with a sweetheart in a hut than with a shovel in a dugout
Any task can be done in three ways: right, wrong, and the way they do it in the army.
I was awarded the Legion of Honor. However, few people managed to avoid this difference. (M. Twain)
We will destroy our nuclear weapons together with America. (V. Chernomyrdin)
We often think with regret about the time Napoleon shot at a magazine editor, but missed and killed the publisher. Still, we appreciate his good intentions. (M. Twain)
NATO does not threaten us (Russia). What makes you think that Ukraine’s entry into NATO could threaten us? I want to put it more simply. We in Russia do not want Ukraine to turn from a near abroad into a far abroad. Ukraine should be more concerned about this than we are! (V. Chernomyrdin)
Don't talk nonsense (N. Fomenko)
Not every general is naturally plump. (K. Prutkov)
Not every captain is a police officer! (K. Prutkov)
Not even a hussar uniform suits every person. (K. Prutkov)
Don't make a fool of yourself (N. Fomenko)
You don’t need to run from a sniper, you’ll just die tired (M. Zhvanetsky)
A Russian tank is not as scary as its drunken crew
Vanek, wouldn’t you go after the soldiers (N. Fomenko)
Some look brave because they are afraid to run away (M. Zhvanetsky)
No, I’m not sleeping, I’m just blinking slowly (N. Fomenko)
There is no “military thinking”; these are two concepts that have nothing in common. (G. Harrison)
Quotes about the army and military service (150 quotes)
Serving in the army is a very worthy and necessary thing. Only there can you acquire those skills that can be useful in a real military conflict. In our country, only men perform compulsory service, but for example, in Israel, absolutely all citizens over 18 and under 60 years old have such an obligation. Due to the specifics of military service, there are many different interesting opinions and phrases on this topic. This section of the site contains quotes about the army and military service, especially for you.
You can't be a good soldier without some stupidity.
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
War imposes tribute on both men and women equally, but only takes blood from some, and tears from others.
The war would have been a picnic if it weren't for lice and dysentery.
If the enemy does not threaten, the army is in danger.
They say that universal conscription is a democratic institution. Yes, like the cemetery.
The most pathetic thing in the world is a crowd, and an army is a crowd; they go into battle not because courage has flared up in them, but what gives them courage is the knowledge that there are many of them and that they are commanded.
The big battalions are always right.
Generals are always preparing for the last war.
Soldier's commandment: away from the authorities, closer to the kitchen. They drowned.
What is required of a soldier, first of all, is endurance and patience; courage is the second thing.
A trained soldier reacts to the sound and ignores the idea.
Children play soldiers. It's clear. But why do soldiers play at children?
Time has no power over the greatness of everything we experienced during the war. And the people, who once experienced great trials, will continue to draw strength from this victory.
Idleness is the root of all evil, especially for a military man.
War is a duel of wills. If you are not ready to sacrifice everything, then you have already lost.
You can't be a good soldier without some stupidity.
An army without culture is a stupid army, and a stupid army is not capable of defeating the enemy.
In the army, your soul is taken out and a charter is inserted in its place.
Military forces are not enough to defend the country, while a country defended by the people is invincible.
Happiness is always on the side of the brave.
I began to understand what people are capable of. Anyone who has gone through the war and does not understand that people create evil, just as a bee produces honey, is either blind or out of his mind.
A British soldier can stand up to anyone but the British Ministry of Defence.
An army is people gathered in one place for one purpose: to correct the mistakes of diplomats.
There are no convenient trenches.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
States and armies are often like ships that are hampered by their size.
An army of rams led by a lion will always win over an army of lions led by a ram.
The army is a huge voracious beast, devouring everything in its path.
The army is a bad school, since war does not happen every day, and the military pretends that their work is permanent.
Military justice has the same relation to justice as military music has to music.
They do nothing in the barracks, but they are extremely disciplined.
We are told that war is murder. No: it's suicide.
An officer cannot be a good commander if he is no longer at all afraid of the corporal.
A people who does not want to feed their army will soon be forced to feed someone else's.
The inevitability of conscription induces people to voluntarily enlist in military service.
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shooters.
There is an opinion among the people that the military are limited people. Nothing like this. For example, I went to the theater for the first time in my life when I served in the army. And not because he wanted it, but because it was an order. Order for the entire company to go to the theater. This kind of, you know, cultural and entertainment forced march. But we liked it, because after all, without gas masks and in uniform.
In the army, everything is exactly the same as in the Boy Scouts, but the scouts are under the supervision of adults
A contract for military service is an agreement in which the military department undertakes to pay salary, and the contractor agrees to be killed in the event of hostilities.
A large army is always in disarray.
Easy to learn - hard to travel, difficult to learn - easy to travel.
Winners and lovers do not get sick.
If the military profession is to mean anything at all, it must be based on an unshakable code of honor. Otherwise, those who follow the reels will be just a bunch of hired killers.
Leading untrained people into war is the same as throwing them away.
In the war for the budget, the army is invincible.
First get acquainted, study, and then act.
If everyone fought only according to their convictions, there would be no war.
Your soul may belong to God, but your ass belongs to the army.
A soldier is one whose blood makes a general famous.
The army is arrayed for destruction.
The entire disciplinary charter is completely contained in one phrase of the oath: “not only for fear, but also for conscience.”
Only the son of a general can become a general.
Before you command, learn to obey.
The army needs soldiers. In an army without soldiers there is absurdity and corruption.
The commander is like a road sign: he shows everyone where to go, but he himself does not go there.
The highest and final goal of military education is the art of defeating the enemy.
Prologue of the 20th century - gunpowder factory. Epilogue - Red Cross barracks.
Army rule: “Only those who know how to obey can command.” It’s like saying: “Only those who know how to sink can swim.”
For good people the army is their mother, and for bad people it is their mother-in-law.
Officers in the garrison are commanders of their subordinates. The commanders of the commanders are their wives. Commanding their husbands is their only activity that gives them pleasure. And we must pay tribute - many show amazing abilities in this.
War consists of unforeseen events.
The military industry is in fact the greatest danger to humanity. She is the black driving force behind the pervasive nationalism.
Military education inculcates courage through fear.
Life without the army is like love in a rubber band: there is movement, but no progress.
The cap deforms the head.
The defeat of the enemy in an operation, battle or battle is the work of the entire team, a common cause.
A British soldier can stand up to anyone but the British Ministry of Defence.
Anyone who tries to evade his combat duty is not truly crazy.
The most pathetic thing in the world is a crowd; here is the army - the crowd; they go into battle not because courage flares up in them - what gives them courage is the knowledge that there are many of them and that they are commanded.
The better the soldiers march, the worse they shoot.
Love for the homeland is the first dignity of a civilized person.
The greatest joy for a man is to defeat his enemies, to drive them before him, to take away their property, to see their loved ones cry, to ride their horses, to squeeze their daughters and wives in his arms.
A contract for military service is an agreement in which the military department undertakes to pay salary, and the contractor agrees to be killed in the event of hostilities.
The education of a soldier begins with the fact that he is forbidden much more than any other person.
Experts in the art of war have established an inverse proportion between the number of enemy soldiers killed and the number of our generals.
Obedience, training, discipline, cleanliness, health, neatness, cheerfulness, courage, courage - victory.
- Is there no God? - No, my friend. Of course not. If he had, would he have allowed what I saw with my own eyes?
Speed in an army is of the utmost importance, both to those who advance and especially to those who retreat.
The army is a school where no matter how well you study, you will still stay for the second year.
The soldier is the last link in the evolution of the animal world.
No matter how bad things get, never despair, hold on as long as you have strength.
Ultimately, a soldier's pack is no heavier than a prisoner of war's chains.
A career officer is a person whom we feed in peacetime, so that in wartime he can send us to the front.
In the army, everything is done quickly, so service there drags on slowly.
Inform all units that communication has been completely lost.
There are no undaunted people among those who have something to lose.
War is, for the most part, a catalog of blunders.
There are no convenient trenches.
How is a soldier different from a general? Because a general has many heads, but a soldier has only one.
A soldier should fear his superior more than his enemies.
Don't think about yourself, think about your comrades; your comrades will think about you. This is the first military commandment.
-Where were you wounded? In Russia? In Italy? - More like in the thigh.
If a commander talks to his soldiers kindly and courteously, it means he has lost his army.
A trained soldier reacts to the sound and ignores the idea.
One bad commander is better than two good ones.
It is better to defend yourself ineptly than to know exactly why and how you will be killed.
The only way to win is to attack!
The military must obey the politicians.
The War Department prepares three kinds of reports: one to deceive the public, a second to deceive the Cabinet, and a third to deceive themselves.
There is no greater disaster than underestimating your enemy.
War is barbaric when a peaceful neighbor is attacked, but it is a sacred duty when defending the homeland.
The military industry is in fact the greatest danger to humanity. She is the black driving force behind the pervasive nationalism.
A volunteer in the army is a person who doesn’t care whether he’s advancing or running back. If only they paid money.
Military power is like fire: it burns close up, and warms from afar.
Peace and harmony are useful for the vanquished, but only commendable for the victors.
You have to be a soldier for the sake of your homeland or out of love for the cause for which you are going into battle. Without a goal, to serve here today and there tomorrow means to be a butcher's assistant, nothing more.
And the greatest military leader, at the head of his soldiers, devoid of fighting spirit, turns out to be a complete mediocrity.
When an army resorts to means that the enemy would be ashamed of, it will certainly win!
In the whole world we have only two true allies - our army and navy.
Nails are not made from good iron - a smart person will not serve as a soldier.
“Yes”, “that’s right”, “no way” and “hurray!” - four words given to a serviceman. How to make a PhD dissertation out of them? I don't understand.
Military forces are not enough to defend the country, while a country defended by the people is invincible.
A good army is a bad army. They hate her more.
The most numerous armies are far from the strongest.
War is a crime that cannot be atoned for by victory.
The great questions of the time are not decided by speeches at rallies, not by banner marches of the Verein, and not by resolutions of the despicable majority, but solely by iron and blood!
The strength of the army lies in strict discipline and strict obedience to its officers
God fights on the side that, other things being equal, has more troops.
Knocked down - fight on your knees, you can’t walk - while lying down, advance.
Franco bombs Barcelona because, according to him, monks were brutally exterminated in Barcelona. Consequently, Franco defends Christian values. But a Christian, in the name of Christian values, stands in bombed Barcelona near a fire in which women and children are burning. And he refuses to understand the meaning of life.
A disorderly crowd is no more an army than a pile of building materials.
Those who served in the army do not laugh at the circus.
The power that relies on a mercenary army will never be strong or durable.
Idleness is the root of all evil, especially for a military man.
As much as a well-trained warrior craves battle, an untrained one fears it.
The state of the enemy is not visible, but the suffering of one’s own army is before one’s eyes, so the latter have a stronger effect on an ordinary person, because for an ordinary person, sensory impressions take precedence over the voice of reason.
War is a test of all the economic and organizational forces of every nation.
The military class is the most honorable. What is war, what is needed for success in military affairs, what are the morals of military society? The purpose of war is murder, the weapons of war are espionage, treason and its encouragement, the ruin of the inhabitants, their robbery or theft to feed the army; deception and lies, called stratagems; The morals of the military class are lack of freedom, this is discipline, idleness, ignorance, cruelty, debauchery, drunkenness. And despite this, this is the highest class, respected by everyone. All kings, except the Chinese, wear a military uniform, and the one who killed the most people is given a large reward.
See your family in your unit, your father in your boss, and your brother in your comrade.
Where the army depends on the people, sooner or later it turns out that the government depends on the army.
The main thing is to capture someone else’s city, and then historians will justify why this is our original land.
The more complete the picture of suffering, the more complete the feeling of victory. Regret is unacceptable - it interferes with achieving your goal.
An army without discipline is a “reed shaken by the wind”
Discipline is the soul of the army. It turns a small army into a mighty force, brings success to the weak and respect to everyone.
Any war is popular during the first thirty days.
Permanent peace would be the same as constant war. War is peace.
There must be discipline in military service - without it no one would lift a finger for the cause. Our chief lieutenant Makovets always said: “Discipline, idiots, is necessary. Without discipline, you would be climbing trees like monkeys. Military service will make people out of you, brainless fools!” Well, isn't that so? Imagine a square, say, on Charles Square, and on each tree there sits one soldier without any discipline. This scares me terribly.
In war there is no second prize for the losers.
A soldier must be healthy, brave, firm, determined, truthful, and pious.
Service and friendship are two parallel lines: they do not converge.
War, like a mistress, takes away husbands from women.
War is a series of disasters leading to victory.
The state creates, develops its power and dies together with the army; without the army there is no independence, no freedom, no state itself.
A general is a corporal who has been promoted to rank many times.
Everything about a person must be perfect - shoulder straps, cockade, underwear, otherwise he is not a person, but a mammal.
Club politicians who oppose standing armies are crazy. Once a sovereign disbands his troops, allows his fortresses to be destroyed, and spends his time reading Grotius, he will not reign for even six months.
The fastest way to end a war is to lose it.
When a war breaks out, people usually say, "Well, this can't last, it's too stupid." And indeed, war is indeed too stupid, which, however, does not prevent it from lasting a long time.
An army, like a snake, moves on its belly.
