Every woman dreams of sooner or later meeting her betrothed and sharing her life with him. She wants to share her love and femininity. Moreover, the most successful men are those who are married. They strive to feed their family, please their wife and provide a favorable future for their children. Unfortunately, in the modern world the institution of marriage is dying out. Today, couples take marriage lightly and do not work on themselves and their relationships. And the whole truth about the relationship between husband and wife can be seen in the best selection of statuses about marriage.
Statuses about marriage
The key to family happiness: first – marriage, then – love.
Not for all…
Mom said that when I get married, she will put a sign on the door: “No returns or exchanges!”
I should also look at home, maybe I put that sign on the door too))
In the year of the snake, I will urgently rent a place on a warm, cozy chest for a period of one year. I don’t want to get married... Just to warm myself.
Grab the antidote! And you are welcome!
Single life was simpler. I wanted a dress... and another dress. And now - a bread machine, molds and a flour sifter...
Exactly! But the dress too)
Have you noticed that when you are single, everyone around you asks: “Didn’t you get married”? When you don’t have children, everyone is wondering: “So when is the addition?” And when you already have a child, everyone is worried: “When are you going to have a second one?” Don't people have anything else to talk about?!
There is something to talk about, but when you don’t want to, you just have to respect the limits of decency and traditional interest. Therefore such questions))
Why do women like to marry military men? Because they already know how to cook, mend, make the bed, have good health and know how to follow orders!
Ideal men!
I really married for love, and then I envied my friends all my life!
It happens, what can you do?!
The vicissitudes of family life
Funny situations sometimes happen in every family. Most often, they are associated with a discrepancy between what is desired and what is actually perceived by the spouses. Therefore, statuses about marriage, cool and funny, are always a great success among readers.
- Don't hurt your wife. She will cry a little, and then you will cry.
- It's your fault that you want to make a row with me.
- The bride in a short skirt is a lovely girl. A wife in a short skirt is a depraved creature.
- From time to time you love your husband dearly, then you want to kill him.
- Flattery from a spouse is sycophancy. Flattery from a co-worker is a compliment.
- Only over the years does a person get used to the fact that his lifelong friend often doesn’t even know what she wants.
- In marriage, the groom's strengths are mysteriously transformed into the spouse's weaknesses.
- If the husband is not guilty of anything, then it is not a fact that he has nothing to repent of before his wife.
- If you refuse a guy, you will regret it. If you agree, you will also regret it. Of 2 evils, you should choose the lesser.
- A stupid wife is a gift for her husband. A stupid husband is a misfortune for a wife.
- Nobody wants a bride to be too modest. But everyone wants their spouse to be flawless. And how can this happen? Men, think.
- An experienced family woman knows how to do everything: from preparing for the winter to a scandal with breaking dishes.
- You can surprise a girl with courtship and vows of love. After the wedding, you can surprise her only with care and fidelity.
- When married, a woman hears about love 3 times less often than before marriage.
- Family ladies know how to make ax soup.
- The wife is a secret, covered with a robe.
- Sorry for the married man. But it's even worse for the lonely.
- After a wedding, a man dreams of passionate nights. After the wedding, a woman dreams of relaxing quietly.
- My wife is like a cat. Instantly feels a degree of self-love and a change in mood.
- If a married woman imagined something, then most likely she did not imagine it.
- I just want to ask the pathetic little men in the stores who ask others: “Don’t you know if the sausage is good?”: where did you put your own lifelong friend? She would know for sure whether she was good or not.
- Only our woman is happy that she lies and no one touches her.
- If your spouse cries, that’s it, you lose. Don't try to pretend that you don't care about her tears. In this way you will not win anything, but will simply break up your marriage.
- If your wife asks for something, it is better to give in immediately. She will still achieve her goal, only her husband’s moral and material losses will be much greater.
- If your wife is not in the mood in the morning, she is not the one with the problem. You will have problems.
- My wife has the wind in her head blowing money out of my wallet.
Most young girls dream of getting married. Most of their statuses are dedicated to the fact that the family should be taken care of and protected. But they soon discover that after the wedding another life begins, in which there is a place for both good and funny.
Cool statuses about marriage
If you are married and you don’t have a mink coat, diamonds, or drive an expensive car... Congratulations! You married for love))
And I'm very happy about it! I feel so comfortable in a mouton fur coat, with a simple gold wedding band, on our “six” with my beloved husband and one-year-old daughter!
Still, there is a marriage that can make a man happy. This is his daughter's marriage...
This is another way to look at it - who will pay for the wedding expenses?
Marriage is a transition from an 8-hour workday to a 24-hour day!
Yeah, but no one pays overtime ((
Many girls marry men who remind them of their father. Is this why their mothers cry at the wedding ceremony?
Exactly! That's why my mom cried))
Many people told me that there was nothing to do if I was married... They lied!!! There's so much to do, so much to do...
Not that word! I always sleep without my hind legs.
The wife says to her husband in anger: “It would be better if I married the devil!” -What are you talking about, dear! Marriages between blood relatives are prohibited!
This is about my wife))
Two friends: - Were you married? - Certainly! - So how is it??? - Just like in childhood - either don’t stay out late, or don’t meet other people’s men (uncles)!!!
If, like in childhood, everyone would just get married and run away.
Beautiful quotes about wedding
A wedding ring on a man's finger is proof that someone trusted him with their destiny.
A wedding is a feat, the most desperate and hopelessly in love go to it.
Living with you is almost impossible. But I’m getting married precisely because I can’t live without you!
Not a calculation, not a benefit, not because it’s time. But simply because love. And today I will sign this!
There is no need to swear eternal love. It is enough to swear your love here and now!
I will marry her because I love her and she loves me. This coincidence should not be missed.
Today everyone envy me. Because I'm marrying the best groom!
It doesn't really matter how much money we have. It doesn't matter how many friends we have. The important thing is that we walk hand in hand.
And even if it’s a little sad that I’m leaving my parents’ house. But now I'm yours.
In this bustle, I realized that everything is not so important. The main thing is that we have our whole lives ahead of us.
Statuses about marriage with meaning
You have to get married because you’re young, because you’re stupid, because you’re in love, or because you’re pregnant. Because you will grow up, you will become wiser... and you will understand that there are no ideal people, and you don’t need an imperfect one.
As a rule, those who are regularly invited there do not want to get married, and those who have not received such an offer dream of marriage! For me, a stamp in a passport is just a formality.
Marriage has killed more women than famine, war and natural disaster.
That's for sure...it seems to me that women suffer most in marriage due to misunderstandings on the part of men (((
If there is agreement, there will be happiness! From now on, only “We” is not “I”, and there will be a strong family!
Yes, this is how everything always starts beautifully, and then socks around the apartment and “where-are-you-taking-my-beer?!”
Marriage is like a besieged fortress: those inside would like to get out; those outside would like to break into it.
He speaks the truth!
The older and wiser a girl becomes, the more difficult it is for her to get married.
Right! The older a girl is, the more she understands her attractiveness.
Many women who are not married dream of a man surrounding them with care and attention... However, many married women do too...
A girl is a flower that always requires care!
If you cannot answer the question: “Do I want to continue to be with him?”, just ask yourself: “Do I want to marry him?” And everything will be decided right away)))
Exactly, we tried this... it helps.
When you are already a wife
Beautiful statuses about marriage are designed specifically for those who are looking for something more in marriage than mutual benefit.
- Getting married is actually easy. But it is not so easy to find happiness in a casual marriage.
- We simply have no chance of becoming perfect. So we have to hope for love...
- The longer you are married, the better you understand that you should have thought earlier.
- It's not even that there are no selfish girls. It's about selfish friends who give advice.
- If you want to change your life through marriage, here's a little secret: it won't change.
- There is no need to strive to live together for a long time: it would be nice to live happily now.
- You are definitely happy in your marriage if you cannot stand separation from your spouse for a long time.
Beautiful statuses about marriage
You are pain and light, peace and fear, you are the taste of heaven on my lips, the melody that I sing, you are life, and I love it!
This is how every husband should think about his wife!
The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear.
It is a fact!
The next stop is “getting married.” Let's go, girls, let's go!
What is the number of the bus that took you to this stop? I want to ride it too!
Having a man nearby is not a guarantee of absolute happiness for a woman... You can be married and be sad, or you can be happy while remaining a free woman.
That's right, you shouldn't rush to get married. It's better to always feel happy than just have a stamp in your passport.
Marriage is a very serious step! When we quarrel with our parents, we don’t think that we need to look for new ones. So the husband should become a loved one. One for life! The main thing is not to make a mistake in choosing!
I really can’t imagine how you can live with one person your whole life!
No matter how happily a woman is married, she always notices with pleasure that there are men in the world who would like to see her unmarried.
It's always nice when you are positively assessed by the prying eyes of handsome men
The best VK statuses from your women's site
- - Tell me, what stone protects you? - Yes, the one she grabs is the one she protects!
- No criticism flying at me changes my opinion about myself... Even if you become hoarse, I don’t care!
- Everything will be fine, because I’m already tired of the bad.
- Who told you that the strong don’t cry... when sadness hits them... They hide tears in their souls so much... that the weak never dreamed of...
- I bought some calming tea. I can't drink it. It's annoying. Both the color and the smell!!!
- Men who say that you won’t please us with a gift, I hasten to please you - a trip to the Maldives has never disappointed anyone!
- I was crushed by my own love... As much as I loved, it hurt so much...
