“Happy New Year to everyone, guys, I’m writing to you from a salad”: cool and beautiful statuses about the New Year 2021

Very soon Instagram, WhatsApp, Odnoklassniki, VK and other social networks will be filled with holiday greetings.

New Year is always a celebration and expectation of a miracle, and age does not really matter. Every person is overwhelmed with feelings, in order to properly convey them to others, we came up with New Year's statuses.

Statuses for the New Year 2021 can be different - funny and cool or serious, long or short, beautiful or banal. By and large, this is not of fundamental importance, the main thing is that they are meaningful and correctly convey a person’s experiences.

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2021 is the year of the ox - so we boldly give preference to grass and heifers!

Every year - a pig, rat, bull or some other animal. Will the year of man never come?

This year I wish everyone - bullish health, bullish strength and bullish diversity. The main thing is not to turn into a can of stew.

Hard work and perseverance will help you achieve results.

All mistakes must be left in the past year, a new one has arrived - this means it’s time to make new ones!

Friends, here we are waiting for the bull holiday! Now we eat without measure, fill ourselves to the brim, have fun until we drop.

Why is it that after celebrating the New Year holidays, one half is bullish and the other looks like a piece of beef?

They say that there is no truth in the legs. I'm glad that we'll be clattering our hooves all next year.

For the next twelve months we will be trampling the greens and looking at the heifers. If only the horns weren't torn down!

They say that vodka is a bull's joy. Everything is finally falling into place for the coming year!

Guys, if after the holidays they call you bulls, think about it - perhaps not because you are strong, but because you behaved like a beast.

People, let's stop fighting. Let's start chasing chicks, twirling tails and jumping through the greens!

Christmas statuses, Merry Christmas!

The most sober wish for Christmas is to get drunk with the overwhelming happiness!

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Mom, if your dad doesn't give you what you want for Christmas, then fall on the floor, scream and kick and punch, maybe it will work!

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Christmas is the most democratic holiday in our country. It is celebrated by believers and atheists.

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The main thing at Christmas is not to open gifts, but to open your heart.

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So... Soon the “mummers” will come... We need to send our betrothed to the store for candy...

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In the old days, girls used to tell fortunes like this: you need to go out of the gate and throw a felt boot, closing your eyes. If the passerby who was hit by the felt boot did not hit the girl, then this year she will have a chance to get married.

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The best gifts in life are never found under the Christmas tree! These are friends, family, children and those you love!

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Christmas is a time of fortune-telling... I also told fortunes: I burned the Christmas tree, drenched the neighbors, gave some guy a felt boot... Several cars arrived with my betrothed: an ambulance, police and firefighters, choose who you want.

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Christmas holidays mean “goodbye to my slimness”, and “long live the diet from tomorrow”!

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Christmas wouldn't be Christmas if Kevin wasn't home alone.

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Have you done any fortune telling this Christmas? - Yes, I was wondering. - So how is it? -How, how... I didn’t guess!

Only here, in Russia, the New Year smoothly turns into Christmas, then into the Old New Year, and then into someone’s birthday.

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If you decide to have a memorable Christmas this year, spend it in church.

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Waking up after the Christmas holidays is like being hit in the face by fifteen Mondays at once.

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The star shone, Christ was born! Whoever remembers this didn’t get drunk...

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Festive Christmas carols add fun to this cold winter night! But don't go caroling in the dorm! There's rice for sprinkling with shouts of "food!" They will take your Christmas kutya and cook it.

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I'm caroling, I'm caroling! I can smell the vodka with my nose, pour 100 grams each, you and we will be happy!!! I'm caroling, I'm caroling! I smell moonshine with my nose! Sausage and lard... I want! Pour it, otherwise I'll pay! Merry Christmas!

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According to cellular operators, among the Christmas congratulatory SMS messages the leader is SMS: “Thank you! And who is it?"

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I went caroling... To the bank!

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When the snow covers the earth, And Christmas comes again, Raise a glass to happiness, To peace, to friendship, to love!

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On Christmas night, the snow always crunches so wonderfully under your feet that you want to immediately grab a sled and ride down the mountain!

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Eternity begins on Christmas Eve

The garlands are burning and we are still children

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It’s not a sober thought to wish for Christmas to be drunk with happiness.

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Every year it becomes more and more difficult to discern the Nativity of our Lord Jesus Christ through all the layers of its packaging.

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I want the biggest miracle for Christmas night: for people to fulfill all their wishes themselves!

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Judging by the weather, some fool is looking for snowdrops in the forest...

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Christmas is a holiday for those who did not spend all their money on New Year's celebrations. Do not miss your chance! Spend it all!

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Light illuminates our souls. Anyone can see it; those who believe and understand will gain faith in God.

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Why did what people sell become more important than what God gave at Christmas?

Author of the article

Roman Izmailov

Management of corporate events. Manager-organizer

Articles written

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Beautiful

New Year's holidays erase all boundaries. Age passes, seriousness disappears, and in their place comes recklessness, joy, and faith in miracles.

Forgetting all mistakes, forgiving enemies and being forgiven, hoping for something good - this is the privilege of the New Year holidays.

We only need to say good things about the New Year, because we have another 365 days to live with it. Why spoil the relationship at the very beginning.

Very soon, photos of people will disappear on VKontakte and other networks, and decorated Christmas trees will take their place.

What could be more beautiful than a New Year tree, joyful cries of children, large flakes of snow? This is probably why we love this holiday so much.

You cannot stop believing in miracles, especially on the eve of this wonderful holiday. It is he who, along with the snowdrifts, brings happiness, peace, and the expectation of beauty.

Finally, the pre-holiday bustle is left behind, now there is only a feast, fun, joyful exclamations of neighbors. It's a pity, but tomorrow this will be a thing of the past.

It always takes my breath away and my heart starts beating faster when the second hand makes its last revolution.

New Year is the time when you realize that past dreams were only illusions. It's time to create new ones so that in 365 days you will understand the same thing.

New Year's holidays make children believe in fairy tales, losers - that everything will come true by itself, and the rest can only rejoice and have fun!

New Year's holidays are meant for walking your soul. It is necessary to determine what new needs to be done, what needs to be repaired, and what needs to be thrown out completely.

To say goodbye to illusion in order to find a new dream, this is why we are waiting for the New Year holiday.

Beautiful statuses about the New Year (300 statuses)

New Year is a time of miracles and joy, true happiness, when it doesn’t matter whether you are ten or fifty. A person of any age can decorate the house with bright garlands, cook delicious New Year's food, invite guests and relatives, who will also bring a little warmth into the house and warm them on cold winter nights, when a blizzard howls outside the window. Additionally, many people like to sign special statuses on social media during this time. This section contains beautiful statuses about the New Year.

December 31st is the day when the calendar goes wild!

New Year's weather, pre-holiday bustle, snow outside the windows, today we decided to wait for a miracle together.

And I know what I will wish for the New Year! Only your desires, unfortunately, are unlikely to coincide with mine...

I came up with a cool gift for myself for the New Year. I just haven’t figured out yet who would spend so much money on me.

Just think how many glasses around the world are clinking glasses in one second at 12 o’clock on New Year’s Eve...

It's nice to look at the city getting ready for the New Year. More and more lights, decorations, light, music and magic...

In childhood, it’s like - you stick a paper snowflake on the window, put on a crown made of glass beads, eat tangerines until you get diathesis... and that’s it, hello, New Year! And now you sit here and worry about making something like this, putting it on and gobbling it up, so that you can feel that happiness is approaching.

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!

There are three periods in a man’s life - when he believes in Santa Claus, when he doesn’t believe, and when he is Santa Claus himself!

May our loved ones be near you in the New Year! May God give us the opportunity to touch with our lips the one whom the heart has been kissing for a long time.

At any age, the birth of a new year is the best time for festive greetings.

May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolution!

On a frosty New Year's Eve, it is not the cold that is scary, but the lack of human warmth.

Let everyone have a fabulously beautiful winter, let it smell like chocolate, sound like a violin, warm up with a warm blanket, a cup of tea, good films, books, pleasant meetings.

It’s good to make money in an unfamiliar place, and it’s good to celebrate the New Year in a familiar place.

For the New Year, I decided to learn the phrase: “Where am I?” in eight languages. You never know how things will turn out...

On New Year's Eve, all wishes have special power.

I decided to celebrate the New Year ahead of schedule - I ate Olivier salad and watched Christmas Trees. I'm in a New Year's mood now.

The Christmas truth is that we are never alone, our family and friends are with us.

On New Year's Eve I will make 3 wishes: to forget part of my life, to part with expensive gifts and to get rid of the pain that grips my heart.

Christmas is the time when people run out of money before they run out of friends.

On New Year's Day, people forget what happened and wait for what will happen. But the past is always with us. It tries to interfere with the present.

Every minute the New Year is getting closer to us. Soon we will be able to make our most cherished wish, and it will definitely come true!

On New Year's Day I saw happy people - and there were no sober people among them.

With every tangerine you eat, you bring the New Year closer by 3 minutes and increase your immunity!

On the night from December 31 to January 1, fate opens doors to a new life for you, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time.

Associated with the New Year - and this is not a joke or an exaggeration - is the fear of almost all women to spend this night alone. As if on this night a woman must be with a man.

On the eve of the new year, we begin to live again.

Every day the mood increases. And by December 31st it will reach its highest point - 40 degrees!

In connection with the onset of the New Year, the country is undergoing general mandarinization.

I'll celebrate the New Year with my best friends. I have two of them - the Internet and a cat!

On social networks, some people still have the status set to “Happy New Year!”, I’m even afraid to ask... “alive or not”?

The shortest night is not in the third ten days of June, but on December 31st.

In honor of the New Year, make decorations from fir trees, amuse children, and ride down the mountains on sleds. But adults should not commit drunkenness and massacres - there are enough other days for that.

The most important miracle of the New Year is that EVERYONE begins to believe in a miracle.

This is the meaning of the New Year - to get another chance, a chance to forgive. To do better, to do more, to give more, to love more, and not to worry about what would have been, but to perceive life as it is.

The happiest happiness is the first New Year with your loved one.

In the coming New Year, I would like to wish everyone and myself only one thing: To be better than it was in the past!

The most delicious tangerines in my life were plucked from the New Year tree. And sweet caramels grew on it!

On New Year's Eve I need Aladdin's magic lamp, or even better, old man Hottabych's beard! Because I have so many desires that Santa Claus alone obviously cannot cope with this.

The most important gift that every New Year gives us is hope for the best.

On New Year's Eve they wished me: “May all the bad things remain in the passing year!” It seems that the only bad thing left there is again a bad appetite.

The shortest day of the year is January 1: you wake up and it’s already dark outside...

On the night from December 31 to January 1, fate opens doors to a new life for you, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time!

Season of “Don’t touch it, it’s for New Year!” declared open!

Next year I promise to behave approximately... About the same as this year.

The season for sharing New Year's recipes is declared open!

This is the meaning of the New Year - to get another chance, a chance to forgive. To do better, to do more, to give more, to love more, and not to worry about what would have been, but to perceive life as it is.

Now everyone is wondering where to celebrate the New Year, but I took care of this back in August by buying a sofa.

I believe that the New Year will bring us all 365 reasons for joy and happiness!

We'll soon be on the Internet, we won't be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.

Veterinarians warn - when celebrating the New Year, do not get too pissed until a pig squeals, and you should not rat anything.

The New Year is coming soon - the waiting mode for an incomprehensible miracle is turned on.

The magic of the New Year brings us back to life, but soon the fairy tale passes, and the soul is again filled with sadness, disappointments and grievances of real reality without this touch of the miracle of the festive night...

New Years is soon! Let all of you... have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...

Time has no divisions or marks to indicate its passage; neither thunder, nor lightning, nor the roar of trumpets announce the coming of the New Year. Even when a new century begins, it is only us mortals who ring bells and fire pistols.

New Year is coming soon, and you need to bring yourself as a gift...

Always be at war with your shortcomings, at peace with your neighbors, and find yourself a better person every New Year.

New Year is coming, and I have only two wishes... it's snow... and you, next to me...

Let's drink to the fact that in the New Year, even what we never dreamed of will come true, what we have will increase, and what gets in the way will decrease!

New Years is soon. So, forget about old mistakes... Plan for new ones.

Somewhere between the sixth strike of the chimes and the fifth of January, who knows how, three or four kilograms are gained, which disappeared millimeter by millimeter throughout the previous year.

New Year is coming soon... And I’m still ashamed of the past...

They say that on New Year's Eve, whatever you wish for, everything will always happen, everything will always come true.

The meaning of the New Year is not to gain another year, but to gain a new soul.

They say that how you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it. Now I’m thinking, what if I won’t remember for a whole year?

Snow... Adults say that this is frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.

As the year draws to a close, it's time to decide what to wear for the night from December 31 to January 9.

It doesn’t matter at all where you celebrate this New Year. What matters is with whom.

We are preparing for the old New Year. We will eat fresh, lost Olivier and silently sing funny sad songs. So what? Whatever you call a holiday, that’s how you celebrate it...

It doesn’t matter at all how each of us feels about celebrating the New Year: someone, almost since the summer, has been in anticipation of a cheerful commotion: Christmas trees, garlands, gifts, fireworks... Someone, on the contrary, dreams of only one thing: that all this shiny the bustle quickly ended and a calm and measured life began again...

God grant that the New Year will not be shorter than the previous one!

New Year's happiness is a special kind of jewel, a pearl that we find when we are kids and keep until we are old.

There is a reason for fun... I'll be celebrating the New Year soon! And I don’t need a man... There’s a cat under my tree.

This is how people are designed, that on New Year’s Day we forget everything that happened and wait for what will happen.

There is half an hour left until the New Year. The past year has been different - good and bad, hard and easy. Let us remain silent for the remaining time and remember what we will not remember later, in order to enter the future without unnecessary baggage.

I want so much, like in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve...

It remains until the New Year... to understand how to live further. phrases about the new year and promises

Comrades! Have a fun way to celebrate the New Year! ... We must spend our New Year's Eve so that no one can say anything.

Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree... 180 cm tall, please.

Only the New Year gives us unforgettable impressions that are impossible to remember later...

If trouble knocks on your door on New Year's Eve, then let happiness open it and answer: “No one is home”!

Anyone who wants to start a new life in the New Year wants this every year.

If you make a wish on New Year's Eve, it will certainly come true! The only negative is that it is difficult to formulate it at this time.

Every tangerine, even the smallest one, has the soul of the New Year under its skin...

If during the New Year celebration it comes down to the cake - the holiday was a failure!

I have so many different New Year's wishes that I need a brigade of Santa Clauses in order to fulfill them all.

If you see a sober Santa Claus, then most likely it is Santa Claus.

For normal people, the New Year celebration ends on the day when the last needle falls from the Christmas tree gathering dust in the corner.

If you don’t like New Year, then with a 93% probability you are a tangerine.

Each... even the smallest tangerine... has the soul of the New Year under its skin...

If we don't make New Year's an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won't make it "white."

I’ve been an adult for a long time, but I still love the New Year. It has such charm - Christmas trees, lights, tangerines and festively smiling people. New Year is always a good mood!

If there is no holiday in your heart, you will not find it under the tree.

Start taking two to three tablespoons of mayonnaise a day today to avoid mayonnaise shock for the New Year.

If a fat guy comes up at night and puts you in a sack... Don’t freak out, we just asked Santa Claus for you for the New Year.

The rain is lashing down like it’s May, there’s a lot of mud and water, but there’s not enough thunder - since there’s a lot of it! The tree is shining with lights, people are drinking champagne, every year it’s getting funnier, we’re celebrating the New Year!

If you want everything to be good for you, put a chocolate bar under your pillow for the New Year. And the next morning you will have everything covered in chocolate!

I want cappuccino and chocolate. To hell with... all the endless “shoulds”. Hang the garland in the most visible place. And celebrate “another better day” together.

If there is no Christmas in your heart, you will not find it under the tree.

I want December 31st. There are snowdrifts outside the window. Mom is cutting Olivier in the kitchen, dad has gone to get the Christmas tree, and I’m 8, I draw them cards with snowflakes and believe in miracles.

If in the morning you feel that you celebrated the New Year incorrectly, the meeting must be repeated.

I want a lot of champagne, sweets, tangerines and go for the New Year holidays somewhere far away to the warm sea.

Another New Year in your life is God’s best gift.

I want a man... funny, plump, with gifts... Santa Claus, I'm waiting for you!

It’s a pity that the New Year comes exactly when it is most difficult to get a Christmas tree.

I want to decorate the Christmas tree, fool around, wrap myself in tinsel. Prepare traditional New Year's dishes. Wait for the chimes to strike. President's speeches. And then stay up all night.

I wish everyone not to call their happiness with a mouse in the coming New Year. Let's communicate in real life, it's more interesting!

I want New Year. I want garlands to burn throughout the city. I want a Christmas tree at home. I want new intrigues, hopes, desires. I want a feeling of celebration!

I wish all lonely hearts to find their soulmate under the Christmas tree on the 1st!

I want New Year as soon as possible. To go outside at exactly midnight, look at the sky... And, catching the snow with your lips, realize... Life goes on!

I wish you to celebrate the New Year in such a way that the old one runs away in panic!

I want Santa Claus to put 3 gifts under the Christmas tree on New Year's Eve - Happiness for the home, Love for the family, Health for loved ones.

Take your best thoughts with you into the New Year, and throw the bad ones out of your head...

I want the New Year to come soon. I have a feeling that he will definitely change something in my life...

Tomorrow is the first page of a 365 page book. Write it well.

I want it to snow in big, big flakes and to be warm outside, and I walk with him hand in hand and understand that my New Year’s wish has come true!

Why, then, involve every Olivier salad and other champagne-sprat fake into the New Year's fairy tale? Let's hug together and sit under the Christmas tree, and it will be Love and Happiness.

The closer the New Year is, the faster time flies. Soon the mood will change, despite the darkness and bad weather outside, your soul will be somehow joyful and festive, and the air will smell of tangerines, pine needles and something else elusive, most likely the long-awaited New Year.

Winter without snow is like New Year without tangerines.

What is not a sober thought is to wish that in the New Year you will be drunk with happiness.

You look forward to winter not only because of the snow and the New Year. In winter, you believe a little more in miracles and in such a wintry, but real fairy tale about love!

These are the warmest memories - a glowing Christmas tree, tinsel vines around the house, firecrackers with surprises, chocolates in gold foil and an exciting expectation of miracles and gifts.

And now I am again a year younger than I will be next January!

I'm not asking you to solve it. I just ask you to make a wish on the night of 31st to 1st.

And now, the New Year, full of dreams and hopes, is almost here...

I want you, I love you, well, when you come... New Year!

I wonder if anyone wished for me for the New Year?

I never make New Year's resolutions to myself. The habit of making plans, engaging in self-criticism and reforming your life is too much work for one day.

At any age, the birth of a new year is the best time for festive greetings.

As you get older, time flies so quickly that it seems like all you do is decorate the Christmas tree, take apart the Christmas tree.

We open the book. Its pages are clean. We are going to fill them out ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and its first chapter is called "New Year".

Everyone believes that the old year will really take away everything bad and unnecessary, and the new year will definitely bring happiness. People believe this, no matter how much pain and disappointment they have to endure. They believe that the coming year will definitely be happy.

Celebrating the New Year is a farewell to illusions and a meeting with hope and dreams.

Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year.

Don't be afraid that your Christmas tree will be too small. In the eyes of children, it is always three-dimensional.

Each New Year in a person’s life is fragile and unique, like the pattern of a snowflake, and melts just as quickly and imperceptibly, leaving delightful moments of happiness in the memory and unhealed scars on the soul.

The New Year will change what you believe in most. Imagine that the New Year will come tomorrow, program your mind that tomorrow your life will change, that you will begin to think more positively, begin to develop, change yourself, and then changes will not take long to come.

Every New Year began a new life, but it didn’t last long, because you have to live!

New Year. A time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.

Every new day is a blank A5 sheet, and the first day of the New Year is a healthy piece of whatman paper.

Wishing “Happy New Year!” the further it goes, the more it means the triumph of hope over experience.

Every New Year's gift, even the smallest one, becomes a great gift if you give it with love.

Children need the New Year for a fairy tale, losers as a starting point for new hope, and others for fun.

Each person is the architect of his own happiness. I want the best anvil for myself for the New Year... I want to forge myself boundless happiness, a sea of ​​love and joy...

Although the New Year does not bring us everything completely new, it gives new life to the old.

How sad it is to celebrate the New Year with unfulfilled wishes... Let them come true for you!

New Year is always hope for something good. These are dreams of happiness. This is a reverent expectation that the coming year will certainly be better than the previous one, and all troubles, disappointments and sorrows will remain in the past. It is on New Year's Eve that you want to believe more than ever that all your deepest and craziest wishes will definitely come true.

How I wish that on New Year’s Day, at 00:00, he would call and say that he loves me...

The meaning of the New Year is not to gain another year, but to gain a new soul.

No matter what time the chimes on the Kremlin’s Spasskaya Tower strike, be it seven in the morning or one o’clock in the afternoon, the impression is still as if it’s New Year’s midnight and it’s time to drink champagne.

These are the warmest memories - a glowing Christmas tree, tinsel vines around the house, firecrackers with surprises, chocolates in gold foil and the exciting anticipation of miracles and gifts.

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, like going through a house, room by room, making a list of what needs to be repaired, what cracks need to be repaired. But maybe this year, to balance out past records, we should go through it not to look for shortcomings, but to look for opportunities?

When there are children in the house, the New Year is somehow more... New Year's.

New Year is the birthday of every person.

As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want cannot be bought with money.

Time has no divisions or marks to indicate its passage; neither thunder, nor lightning, nor the roar of trumpets announces the coming of the New Year. Even when a new century begins, it is only us mortals who ring bells and fire pistols.

Those who don't smoke or drink will remember the New Year.

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!

Whoever comes to us with tangerines will die from a herring under his fur coat!

The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Like waking up in the morning as a child, I want to see a Christmas tree with gifts under it... I want to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.

Someone dreams of a new life. And for some, the coming of the New Year is enough.

Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year.

White snow lay on the ground... Winter, snowdrifts - there is joy in the soul! In short, I blinded the man! Yes, and I inserted carrots where necessary.

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And God grant that you find yourself at home at this moment!

You won't find the best New Year's gifts under the tree. This is family, children, friends and the person you love.

The New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.

The best gift for the Christmas tree is the knowledge that you are this gift for someone!

May the New Year be as kind as your mother’s voice!

The tangerines are in full swing, which means the New Year is coming soon.

This is how people are designed, that on New Year’s Day we forget everything that happened and wait for what will happen.

Mandarin ducks are appearing, which means the New Year is finally approaching!

You won't find the best New Year's gifts under the tree. This is family, children, friends and the person you love.

Very soon Instagram, WhatsApp, Odnoklassniki, VK and other social networks will be filled with holiday greetings.

Everyone asks me what I decided about the new year. I decided - let it come!

New Year is always a celebration and expectation of a miracle, and age does not really matter. Every person is overwhelmed with feelings, in order to properly convey them to others, we came up with New Year's statuses.

Maybe someone will wish for a new car, someone for money... But I will wish for him to hug me this morning and for it to always be like this...

Statuses for the New Year 2021 can be different - funny and cool or serious, long or short, beautiful or banal. By and large, this is not of fundamental importance, the main thing is that they are meaningful and correctly convey a person’s experiences.

My status went into the forest, probably behind the tree.

2021 is the year of the ox - so we boldly give preference to grass and heifers!

My goal in 2021 is to achieve the 2021 goals that I should have done in 2021 because I made a promise to myself in 2018 to accomplish what I planned for 2021.

Every year - a pig, rat, bull or some other animal. Will the year of man never come?

The river of time rushes inexorably, we again celebrate the New Year of the Groundhog.

This year I wish everyone - bullish health, bullish strength and bullish diversity. The main thing is not to turn into a can of stew.

We open the book. Its pages are clean. We are going to fill them out ourselves. The book is called "Opportunity" and its first chapter is called "New Year".

Hard work and perseverance will help you achieve results.

We spend January 1st walking through our lives, like going through a house, room by room, making a list of what needs to be repaired, what cracks need to be repaired. But maybe this year, to balance out past records, we should go through it not to look for shortcomings, but to look for opportunities?

All mistakes must be left in the past year, a new one has arrived - this means it’s time to make new ones!

Friends, here we are waiting for the bull holiday! Now we eat without measure, fill ourselves to the brim, have fun until we drop.

We sacredly promise ourselves that from the New Year we will stop doing everything that gave us the most pleasure in the old one.

Why is it that after celebrating the New Year holidays, one half is bullish and the other looks like a piece of beef?

People get drunk not at all to celebrate the New Year, but to drown out the bad voices in their souls, whispering the same thing: what if we take advantage of this day and change everything?

They say that there is no truth in the legs. I'm glad that we'll be clattering our hooves all next year.

I wrote a letter to Santa Claus... I gave it to my husband... I'm waiting...

For the next twelve months we will be trampling the greens and looking at the heifers. If only the horns weren't torn down!

Folk sign: If the air smells of Christmas trees and tangerines, then this means: for women - for a new dress, for men - for a quick drink, for children - for gifts!

They say that vodka is a bull's joy. Everything is finally falling into place for the coming year!

Decorate the Christmas tree, forget all the grievances, hug those who are dear to you more often and most importantly remember that December is a little Magic!

Guys, if after the holidays they call you bulls, think about it - perhaps not because you are strong, but because you behaved like a beast.

Headphones were invented so that a year before the New Year we would not have time to forget how to untangle the garlands.

People, let's stop fighting. Let's start chasing chicks, twirling tails and jumping through the greens!

Don't be afraid that your Christmas tree will be too small. In the eyes of children, it is always three-dimensional.

New Year's holidays erase all boundaries. Age passes, seriousness disappears, and in their place comes recklessness, joy, and faith in miracles.

I don't need gifts for the New Year! Give me the days when I was happy with him...

Forgetting all mistakes, forgiving enemies and being forgiven, hoping for something good - this is the privilege of the New Year holidays.

Don't touch me... it's for New Year's.

We only need to say good things about the New Year, because we have another 365 days to live with it. Why spoil the relationship at the very beginning.

It doesn't matter where you celebrate the New Year. What matters is with whom.

Very soon, photos of people will disappear on VKontakte and other networks, and decorated Christmas trees will take their place.

Several dozen New Years make a person old.

What could be more beautiful than a New Year tree, joyful cries of children, large flakes of snow? This is probably why we love this holiday so much.

I don’t want anything for the New Year, except to be next to you and kiss you during the chimes on December 31 at 23:59 and January 1 at 00:01.

You cannot stop believing in miracles, especially on the eve of this wonderful holiday. It is he who, along with the snowdrifts, brings happiness, peace, and the expectation of beauty.

The New Year's mood is when you are glad to see even those who have entered the wrong door.

Finally, the pre-holiday bustle is left behind, now there is only a feast, fun, joyful exclamations of neighbors. It's a pity, but tomorrow this will be a thing of the past.

New Year's resolutions are the promises we make to ourselves on New Year's Day and immediately forget about them until the next New Year.

It always takes my breath away and my heart starts beating faster when the second hand makes its last revolution.

New Year is a time of miracles, and adults sometimes need a fairy tale more than children.

New Year is the time when you realize that past dreams were only illusions. It's time to create new ones so that in 365 days you will understand the same thing.

New Year's is the only day of the year when a lonely person realizes how lonely he is.

New Year's holidays make children believe in fairy tales, losers - that everything will come true by itself, and the rest can only rejoice and have fun!

The New Year is a good reason to leave some people in the old ways.

New Year's holidays are meant for walking your soul. It is necessary to determine what new needs to be done, what needs to be repaired, and what needs to be thrown out completely.

New Year is a time of smiles and good mood. Let children please their parents, let there be peace and prosperity in the house, and let love rule the soul.

To say goodbye to illusion in order to find a new dream, this is why we are waiting for the New Year holiday.

New Year is always hope for something good. These are dreams of happiness. This is a reverent expectation that the coming year will certainly be better than the previous one, and all troubles, disappointments and sorrows will remain in the past. It is on New Year's Eve that you want to believe more than ever that all your deepest and craziest wishes will definitely come true.

The main meaning of the New Year is to prepare as much as possible; eat as little as possible; have fun as much as possible; dream as often as possible.

New Year is the birthday of every person.

It hurts to the point of tears to see off the old year, since I didn’t manage to do much. It’s a joy to the point of tears to welcome a new one, as there are already a lot of plans for it.

New Year's is the only thing that makes me tolerate snow.

It's okay if you think your Christmas tree is too small. In the eyes of your children, she will always be the biggest and most beautiful!

New Year is when tangerine peels begin to accumulate behind the computer, in addition to empty mugs.

Let everyone celebrate this holiday with those people who are dearest to them. Let the happy light in your eyes never go out, and let cheerful laughter always be heard in every home.

The New Year is a new hope to change your life for the better without doing anything for it.

Even in the summer, when I smell the aroma of tangerines, my mood becomes festive and I want to decorate the Christmas tree as soon as possible.

New Year is a fairy tale that even adults continue to believe in.

I’m already ready to change the calendar with a rat to a calendar with a bull. All that remains is to wait for the last strike of the chimes and the crystal clink of glasses. And there is less and less patience!

Why are all the most important things remembered on the last day? Why is there a catastrophic lack of time, even though we start preparing long before the holiday? These are rhetorical questions that cannot be answered.

New Year is such a stupid night when you can’t surf the Internet so that the losers sitting on the Internet on New Year don’t think that you are the same.

Despite my age, on the eve of the New Year holidays I feel like a little child - I want to wake up before everyone else, run into the hall and pull out my gift from under the tree.

New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones...

A feeling of delight fills my heart when I see people bringing Christmas trees home. This means that the time of miracles will soon come, when all your dreams come true!

The new year is always better than the old one, but not always for you.

The older I get, the more I want to snuggle up to my beloved shoulder and look at the flickering lights of the garlands.

The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.

The happiest time is New Year. This is the time of transformation of adults and serious people into carefree children. That's why miracles exist!

The New Year will change what you believe in most. Imagine that the New Year will come tomorrow, program your mind that tomorrow your life will change, that you will begin to think more positively, begin to develop, change yourself, and then changes will not take long to come.

The happiest time is New Year. This is the time of transformation of adults and serious people into carefree children. That's why miracles exist!

New Year has a smell, it is the smell of tangerine and Christmas tree.

It makes no difference to me whether it is the year of the bull or the rat, the snake or the dog, the main thing is to remain human.

You may or may not celebrate the New Year, it will come anyway...

It’s so good that New Year’s Eve is so long!

Children need the New Year for a fairy tale, losers - as a starting point for new hope, and others - for fun.

At the end of even the worst year, a miracle comes - a new one comes and brings hope.

The New Year brings both joy and sadness, because it makes us think about empty seats at the table... About those who are no longer with us... And about those who were never met...

Despite the symbol of the new year, let's stop mooing and start expressing our thoughts clearly.

The New Year was a success if you feel ashamed on January 1st, but don’t remember in front of whom...

After the New Year's feast, the stall will have to be made larger.

Although the New Year does not bring us everything completely new, it gives new life to the old.

Miracle, happiness, hope will knock on everyone's door. Try to be at home!

New Year's is a harmless holiday, particularly because it brings no benefit, and can be used as a scapegoat for disorderly drinking and friendly fighting.

Along with the Christmas tree, the exciting expectation of beauty comes home.

New Year is always hope for something good. These are dreams of happiness. This is a reverent expectation that the coming year will certainly be better than the previous one, and all troubles, disappointments and sorrows will remain in the past. It is on New Year's Eve that you want to believe more than ever that all your deepest and craziest wishes will definitely come true.

Let the toasts for this holiday be heard in the voices of your most beloved people.

New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones...

Soon we will forget about all the problems, as new ones will come.

New Year always comes at midnight, but no one makes a scene for it...

365 days of new happiness begin! It’s a paradox, but exactly a year ago I said the same thing.

The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to abandon the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around and begin to build your destiny according to your own, exclusive project.

You can extinguish the star on the Christmas tree, but you cannot extinguish the light of hope in your soul.

The New Year is intoxicating, everyday life is sobering.

Just one moment separates us from the New Year, but this moment is 365 days long.

New Year. A time of promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, it will become better and happier.

Despite age, faith in miracles remains until the last breath.

I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... New Year's days... Days of fulfillment of desires, belief in miracles and fairy tales!

Give me faith, hope, love. I can share the rest myself.

I love this feeling of anticipation. When you already imagine a Christmas tree sparkling with many lights, gifts and even the smell of tangerines and magic...

Each of us is the author of a small book of 365 pages. Try not to make mistakes.

One miracle on New Year's Eve still happens all the time... The refrigerator becomes dimensionless for several days!

Sometimes adults need a fairy tale more than children!

She, like a little girl, is waiting for the New Year, snow and your call. Phrases about the New Year and common sense

Girls, my beloved is like the symbol of this year - he works like a buffalo during the day, and at night he becomes as hardy as a bull.

An optimist waits until midnight to see the new year come; the pessimist waits for midnight to make sure that the old year has already passed.

Girls, this is what confuses me - if the symbol of the coming year is a bull, then it turns out we are cows? Somehow it's not fair!

The year of the name of some new beast is coming again... and I really wanted to live like a human being!

Even the most ferocious bull is frightened by a small jar with the inscription “stew”.

On New Year's Eve, all eighteen-year-old girls tell fortunes. And at thirty they realize that they got it wrong.

The strength of a bull is determined not by its loud mooing, but by the work it has done. Since the New Year we talk less, do more.

On New Year's Eve, be sure to believe in a miracle - and it will definitely happen.

If you worked like a bee all year, stayed strong like a bull, and now you’re tired like a dog, then you need to visit a veterinarian. There is a possibility that you are just an ass.

On New Year's Eve, a good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a very good husband decorates his wife!

It is better to change the Christmas tree every year than the girl. Firstly, you can change it without a scandal, secondly, you’re tired of it - feel free to throw it away without consequences, thirdly, you won’t take anything away when you leave.

Wishing “Happy New Year!” the further it goes, the more it means the triumph of hope over experience.

I was invited to a themed party and decided to be a snowflake. She wore white stockings, a white dress, and a silver crown. I went to the mirror and realized that I would most likely be a snowdrift.

After the New Year holidays, the most difficult thing is to distinguish fat colleagues from swollen ones...

If during the New Year's feast the guests asked for dessert, then the holiday was a failure. Good hosts don't even bother with dessert!

The New Year is coming with frosty, snowy steps! He carries happiness, joy and hope in his bag. May he bestow upon you good luck, friendship, peace and warmth, and also an apartment, a dacha and a car under your window!

Dear women, do not put crackers in salads just before the holiday. They scratch your face a lot, add them in advance.

Celebrating the New Year is a farewell to illusions and a welcome to hope and dreams.

No money to decorate your home? It's okay - a large plate of vinaigrette and a lit firecracker will help decorate any room!

With meaning

The main meaning of the New Year is to prepare as much as possible; eat as little as possible; have fun as much as possible; dream as often as possible.

It hurts to the point of tears to see off the old year, since I didn’t manage to do much. It’s a joy to the point of tears to welcome a new one, as there are already a lot of plans for it.

It's okay if you think your Christmas tree is too small. In the eyes of your children, she will always be the biggest and most beautiful!

Let everyone celebrate this holiday with those people who are dearest to them. Let the happy light in your eyes never go out, and let cheerful laughter always be heard in every home.

Even in the summer, when I smell the aroma of tangerines, my mood becomes festive and I want to decorate the Christmas tree as soon as possible.

I’m already ready to change the calendar with a rat to a calendar with a bull. All that remains is to wait for the last strike of the chimes and the crystal clink of glasses. And there is less and less patience!

Why are all the most important things remembered on the last day? Why is there a catastrophic lack of time, even though we start preparing long before the holiday? These are rhetorical questions that cannot be answered.

Despite my age, on the eve of the New Year holidays I feel like a little child - I want to wake up before everyone else, run into the hall and pull out my gift from under the tree.

A feeling of delight fills my heart when I see people bringing Christmas trees home. This means that the time of miracles will soon come, when all your dreams come true!

The older I get, the more I want to snuggle up to my beloved shoulder and look at the flickering lights of the garlands.

The happiest time is New Year. This is the time of transformation of adults and serious people into carefree children. That's why miracles exist!

It makes no difference to me whether it is the year of the bull or the rat, the snake or the dog, the main thing is to remain human.

Why are statuses on the Internet so important?

Our time is remarkable in that the Internet has penetrated into the most remote parts of the planet. Billions of people in different countries are looking for communication and interesting people. The modern lifestyle does not allow making acquaintances in the real world. Many people, due to their busy lives, do not have time to visit social places: discos, parties, theaters, cinemas, etc.

For some people, the Internet is a window to the world. Virtual communication has become a way out of this situation for them. This is evidenced by the traffic on social networks. Modern people spend a huge amount of free time there. On social networks and on various forums they find people with similar interests, views, and lifestyles. The Internet helps you find like-minded people all over the world.

To attract visitors to their pages on Instagram, Facebook, Odnoklassniki and VKontakte, people often change not only their personal photos, but also their statuses. They try to keep the messages relevant, interesting, funny, funny, in poetry and prose, depending on the circumstances.

When choosing a status for your account for New Year or Christmas, you need to remember that it must be sincere and filled with true feelings. A bright and kind status can attract a huge number of visitors to your page. All of them will be able to share with you their reciprocal feelings, sympathies and will create a wonderful mood for the New Year and Christmas. You will be able to feel that you are not alone in this world and there are users in different countries who have the same views and experiences as you.

On this page you will find New Year's statuses for every taste: beautiful with meaning, cool and funny, in prose and verse, short, new for social networks, and even in the form of proverbs and sayings.

Short

It’s so good that New Year’s Eve is so long!

At the end of even the worst year, a miracle comes - a new one comes and brings hope.

Despite the symbol of the new year, let's stop mooing and start expressing our thoughts clearly.

After the New Year's feast, the stall will have to be made larger.

Miracle, happiness, hope will knock on everyone's door. Try to be at home!

Along with the Christmas tree, the exciting expectation of beauty comes home.

Let the toasts for this holiday be heard in the voices of your most beloved people.

Soon we will forget about all the problems, as new ones will come.

365 days of new happiness begin! It’s a paradox, but exactly a year ago I said the same thing.

You can extinguish the star on the Christmas tree, but you cannot extinguish the light of hope in your soul.

Just one moment separates us from the New Year, but this moment is 365 days long.

Despite age, faith in miracles remains until the last breath.

Give me faith, hope, love. I can share the rest myself.

Each of us is the author of a small book of 365 pages. Try not to make mistakes.

Sometimes adults need a fairy tale more than children!

funny

Girls, my beloved is like the symbol of this year - he works like a buffalo during the day, and at night he becomes as hardy as a bull.

Girls, this is what confuses me - if the symbol of the coming year is a bull, then it turns out we are cows? Somehow it's not fair!

Even the most ferocious bull is frightened by a small jar with the inscription “stew”.

The strength of a bull is determined not by its loud mooing, but by the work it has done. Since the New Year we talk less, do more.

If you worked like a bee all year, stayed strong like a bull, and now you’re tired like a dog, then you need to visit a veterinarian. There is a possibility that you are just an ass.

It is better to change the Christmas tree every year than the girl. Firstly, you can change it without a scandal, secondly, you’re tired of it - feel free to throw it away without consequences, thirdly, you won’t take anything away when you leave.

I was invited to a themed party and decided to be a snowflake. She wore white stockings, a white dress, and a silver crown. I went to the mirror and realized that I would most likely be a snowdrift.

If during the New Year's feast the guests asked for dessert, then the holiday was a failure. Good hosts don't even bother with dessert!

Dear women, do not put crackers in salads just before the holiday. They scratch your face a lot, add them in advance.

No money to decorate your home? It's okay - a large plate of vinaigrette and a lit firecracker will help decorate any room!

There is nothing wrong with falling asleep under a Christmas tree. It’s bad when you fall asleep during a round dance, and you still have to lead the celebration!

If men have a tradition of gathering in the bathhouse on December 31, then women have a tradition of gathering in the kitchen. Moreover, the result may be the same.

To understand how the holiday went, I look at my husband’s belt; if new holes appear, then the feast was a success.

Every time I put up a Christmas tree at home, I think: “damn, how cool it is!” Two weeks later, when I throw it away: “damn, it’s great without her!”

If in the morning after the holiday you can find confetti, Christmas tree decorations or someone’s phone in the Olivier, then the holiday went off with a bang!

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