Funny sayings about the army
It's hard to study, join the army.
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The more oak trees in the army, the stronger our defense.
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The main thing in the army is the presence of fortitude! Because if there are no spirits, grandfather has to do everything himself.
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The army is the only place where a young man wants to become a grandfather.
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In the army, boys are turned into real men... But without the participation of women.
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The best way to realize that there are no ugly girls is not after a bottle of vodka, but after a year of living in the barracks.
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Before being drafted, I slept well – the army is protecting us. He was called in, slept little, and guarded him. I’ve served it and I don’t sleep at all. I know who is protecting us...
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After serving in the army, I realized that studying, studying and studying is much better than serving, serving and serving.
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Russia is a great country! Everyone is afraid of her army! Especially those who are between 18 and 27 years old.
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Army axiom: if an object moves, salute it, if it doesn’t move, paint it!
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Twice a year, military commissars gather for a Sabbath and call upon the spirits.
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The army is a vacation from big drinking sessions.
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The soldier is sleeping - the service is underway! But the most important thing is that when a soldier runs, the service still goes on.
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For those who don’t go to the first classes because they don’t want to get up early, we inform you that in the army they wake up at 6:00.
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The barracks is a place where you sleep with men every day, but not homosexuals.
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It is impossible to remove swearing from the Russian army! Because this will fundamentally undermine its combat effectiveness!
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When five people next to you have the same boots as yours, this is not fashion. This is an army.
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The army is voluntary. If you want, go, if you don’t want, they’ll take it!
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In the army, autumn begins when the green paint runs out.
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If a general praises his subordinates, it means he is being filmed on television.
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Sign: if during the session the examiners laugh at your answers, this is for the army.
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Colonels do not run, because in peacetime it causes laughter, and in wartime it causes panic.
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The main principle in army life is that if you haven’t had time to be puzzled, you can sleep.
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The exciting thriller “The Year in Boots” is premiering at your nearest military registration and enlistment office!
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The army is preparing for a possible war. But, based on what the soldiers are doing there, their enemies, if war happens, we will: sweep, wash, bury or paint.
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Army labor is a combination of the unpleasant and the useless.
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The life of a soldier is a struggle. Before lunch - with hunger, after lunch - with sleep.
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If you managed to fuck 1000 people in 15 minutes and weren’t tired at all, then you are a unit commander and have just formed a regiment.
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In case of war, malicious draft dodgers will also be drafted. With their experience, they will be partisans and underground fighters.
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If a Russian young man celebrates his 27th birthday as the main event in his life, it means that he still managed to avoid the army.
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At the medical examination at the military registration and enlistment office “Idiot!” - it sounds proud and promising.
Army statuses (100 statuses)
The army is a special place. Some try their best to avoid it, believing that it is wasted time. Others, on the contrary, are eager to repay their debt to their homeland in order to strengthen themselves, improve discipline and develop masculine qualities. But the army will clearly change the worldview of those who get there and teach them to value many things. This collection contains army statuses.
You can't be a good soldier without some stupidity.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
States and armies are often like ships that are hampered by their size.
War imposes tribute on both men and women equally, but only takes blood from some, and tears from others.
An army of rams led by a lion will always win over an army of lions led by a ram.
The war would have been a picnic if it weren't for lice and dysentery.
The army is a huge voracious beast, devouring everything in its path.
If the enemy does not threaten, the army is in danger.
The army is a bad school, since war does not happen every day, and the military pretends that their work is permanent.
They say that universal conscription is a democratic institution. Yes, like the cemetery.
Military justice has the same relation to justice as military music has to music.
The most pathetic thing in the world is a crowd, and an army is a crowd; they go into battle not because courage has flared up in them, but what gives them courage is the knowledge that there are many of them and that they are commanded.
They do nothing in the barracks, but they are extremely disciplined.
The big battalions are always right.
We are told that war is murder. No: it's suicide.
Generals are always preparing for the last war.
An officer cannot be a good commander if he is no longer at all afraid of the corporal.
Soldier's commandment: away from the authorities, closer to the kitchen. They drowned.
A people who does not want to feed their army will soon be forced to feed someone else's.
What is required of a soldier, first of all, is endurance and patience; courage is the second thing.
The inevitability of conscription induces people to voluntarily enlist in military service.
A trained soldier reacts to the sound and ignores the idea.
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shooters.
Children play soldiers. It's clear. But why do soldiers play at children?
There is an opinion among the people that the military are limited people. Nothing like this. For example, I went to the theater for the first time in my life when I served in the army. And not because he wanted it, but because it was an order. Order for the entire company to go to the theater. This kind of, you know, cultural and entertainment forced march. But we liked it, because after all, without gas masks and in uniform.
Time has no power over the greatness of everything we experienced during the war. And the people, who once experienced great trials, will continue to draw strength from this victory.
In the army, everything is exactly the same as in the Boy Scouts, but the scouts are under the supervision of adults
Idleness is the root of all evil, especially for a military man.
A contract for military service is an agreement in which the military department undertakes to pay salary, and the contractor agrees to be killed in the event of hostilities.
War is a duel of wills. If you are not ready to sacrifice everything, then you have already lost.
A large army is always in disarray.
You can't be a good soldier without some stupidity.
Easy to learn - hard to travel, difficult to learn - easy to travel.
An army without culture is a stupid army, and a stupid army is not capable of defeating the enemy.
Winners and lovers do not get sick.
In the army, your soul is taken out and a charter is inserted in its place.
If the military profession is to mean anything at all, it must be based on an unshakable code of honor. Otherwise, those who follow the reels will be just a bunch of hired killers.
Military forces are not enough to defend the country, while a country defended by the people is invincible.
If the military profession is to mean anything at all, it must be based on an unshakable code of honor. Otherwise, those who follow the reels will be just a bunch of hired killers.
Happiness is always on the side of the brave.
Leading untrained people into war is the same as throwing them away.
I began to understand what people are capable of. Anyone who has gone through the war and does not understand that people create evil, just as a bee produces honey, is either blind or out of his mind.
In the war for the budget, the army is invincible.
A British soldier can stand up to anyone but the British Ministry of Defence.
First get acquainted, study, and then act.
An army is people gathered in one place for one purpose: to correct the mistakes of diplomats.
If everyone fought only according to their convictions, there would be no war.
There are no convenient trenches.
Your soul may belong to God, but your ass belongs to the army.
You can't be a good soldier without some stupidity.
I came, I saw, I conquered.
A pint of sweat saves a gallon of blood.
States and armies are often like ships that are hampered by their size.
War imposes tribute on both men and women equally, but only takes blood from some, and tears from others.
An army of rams led by a lion will always win over an army of lions led by a ram.
The war would have been a picnic if it weren't for lice and dysentery.
The army is a huge voracious beast, devouring everything in its path.
If the enemy does not threaten, the army is in danger.
The army is a bad school, since war does not happen every day, and the military pretends that their work is permanent.
They say that universal conscription is a democratic institution. Yes, like the cemetery.
Military justice has the same relation to justice as military music has to music.
The most pathetic thing in the world is a crowd, and an army is a crowd; they go into battle not because courage has flared up in them, but what gives them courage is the knowledge that there are many of them and that they are commanded.
They do nothing in the barracks, but they are extremely disciplined.
The big battalions are always right.
We are told that war is murder. No: it's suicide.
Generals are always preparing for the last war.
An officer cannot be a good commander if he is no longer at all afraid of the corporal.
Soldier's commandment: away from the authorities, closer to the kitchen. They drowned.
A people who does not want to feed their army will soon be forced to feed someone else's.
What is required of a soldier, first of all, is endurance and patience; courage is the second thing.
The inevitability of conscription induces people to voluntarily enlist in military service.
A trained soldier reacts to the sound and ignores the idea.
God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of the best shooters.
Children play soldiers. It's clear. But why do soldiers play at children?
There is an opinion among the people that the military are limited people. Nothing like this. For example, I went to the theater for the first time in my life when I served in the army. And not because he wanted it, but because it was an order. Order for the entire company to go to the theater. This kind of, you know, cultural and entertainment forced march. But we liked it, because after all, without gas masks and in uniform.
Time has no power over the greatness of everything we experienced during the war. And the people, who once experienced great trials, will continue to draw strength from this victory.
In the army, everything is exactly the same as in the Boy Scouts, but the scouts are under the supervision of adults
Idleness is the root of all evil, especially for a military man.
A contract for military service is an agreement in which the military department undertakes to pay salary, and the contractor agrees to be killed in the event of hostilities.
War is a duel of wills. If you are not ready to sacrifice everything, then you have already lost.
A large army is always in disarray.
You can't be a good soldier without some stupidity.
Easy to learn - hard to travel, difficult to learn - easy to travel.
An army without culture is a stupid army, and a stupid army is not capable of defeating the enemy.
Winners and lovers do not get sick.
In the army, your soul is taken out and a charter is inserted in its place.
If the military profession is to mean anything at all, it must be based on an unshakable code of honor. Otherwise, those who follow the reels will be just a bunch of hired killers.
Military forces are not enough to defend the country, while a country defended by the people is invincible.
If the military profession is to mean anything at all, it must be based on an unshakable code of honor. Otherwise, those who follow the reels will be just a bunch of hired killers.
Happiness is always on the side of the brave.
Leading untrained people into war is the same as throwing them away.
I began to understand what people are capable of. Anyone who has gone through the war and does not understand that people create evil, just as a bee produces honey, is either blind or out of his mind.
In the war for the budget, the army is invincible.
A British soldier can stand up to anyone but the British Ministry of Defence.
First get acquainted, study, and then act.
An army is people gathered in one place for one purpose: to correct the mistakes of diplomats.
If everyone fought only according to their convictions, there would be no war.
There are no convenient trenches.
Your soul may belong to God, but your ass belongs to the army.
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The only idea of living beings that we can have is the idea of serving God.
• Thomas Paine
God and Religion, Service and Service
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Love, by its very nature, is ready to serve and be subservient to the one who is loved.
• Martin Luther
Love, Service and Service
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You all served the people and popular superstition, you illustrious sages! - and not the truth!
• Friedrich W. Nietzsche
Service and Ministry
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What does it mean to be great? It means having the humility to serve your neighbors while being above them.
• Heinrich Mann
Modesty, Service and Service
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When you love, you want to do something in the name of love. I want to sacrifice myself. I want to serve.
• Ernest M. Hemingway
Love, Service and Service
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My fatherland is larger than Germany, and I am called to serve humanity not with my fist, but with my head.
• Arthur Schopenhauer
Germany, Wise Quotes, Fatherland, Service and Service
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The desire to serve the common good must certainly be a need of the soul, a condition for personal happiness.
• Anton P. Chekhov
Life, People, Service and Ministry
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No man has the right to lead such a contemplative life as to forget his duty of service to his fellow man.
• Augustine Aurelius
Service and Service, Philanthropy
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When I was in the army, they gave me a medal for killing two people and took it away because I loved one.
• Oscar Wilde
Two, Service and Service
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I know one thing: those who understand how to serve others are truly happy. By helping others, you help yourself.
• Albert Schweitzer
Service and Ministry
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It is more useful to know a few wise rules that could always serve you than to learn many things that are useless to you.
• Seneca Lucius Annaeus
Uselessness, Training, Service and Service
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There are people whose purpose is to serve as intermediaries for others; they cross them like a bridge and move on.
• Gustave Flaubert
People, Bridge, Mediation, Service and Ministry
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A people who use poets, some of them, as their mouthpieces, demands to be served, but does not demand to be served.
• Bertolt Brecht
Service and Ministry
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Whoever harnesses his Pegasus to a yoke and drives his Muse with a whip will face the same retribution as the one who performed forced service to Venus.
• Arthur Schopenhauer
Retribution, Muse, Service and Service
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If you are overly zealous in your service, you will lose the favor of the sovereign. If you are overly cordial in your friendship, you will lose the favor of your friends.
• Confucius
Friends, Perseverance, Service and Service
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Whoever earns bread by serving the Shah may be lame, deaf, or blind. But to hide the secret and be dumb is like a crypt, The most difficult of all earthly destinies!
• Alisher Navoi
Hidden, Service and Ministry, Mystery
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If you are imbued with certain principles and devote yourself to the service of reason, then in ten days you will seem like a god to those to whom you now seem like a beast and a monkey.
• Marcus Aurelius
Beast, Wisdom Quotes, Service and Ministry
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You have to be a soldier for the sake of your homeland or out of love for the cause for which you are going into battle. Without a goal, to serve here today and there tomorrow means to be a butcher's assistant, nothing more.
• Gotthold E. Lessing
Tomorrow, Service and Service, Soldiers
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