Have you ever read comments on Instagram under photos of popular actors, bloggers and models? What about videos from popular content makers on TikTok?
Girls can be very inventive, rest assured. Handsome people receive thousands and millions of different comments on social networks - strange, funny, creative and very piquant.
One can only envy the courage and sense of humor of some girls.
Although... why be jealous? Better to follow their example.
Message to your ex
- The real reason I'm over you is because now I see who you really are.
- Don't be sorry. Trusting you was my mistake, not yours.
- I was better than your ex. I'll be better than your next one.
- You let go of the diamond. Good luck collecting stones.
- If I treated you the way you treated me, you would hate me.
- Why is my sanity paying for your mistakes?
- I promise you will look for me in another person.
- I have tried. You didn't do it. I'm done.
- Don't get herpes this summer trying to make me jealous.
- You have become everything you said you would never be.
- Karma doesn't have a menu. You get what you deserve.
- You can't destroy me.
- I hope you step on Lego.
- You were stupid enough to leave; I was smart enough to let you go.
A little more about the rules of the game6
How many times have you been scrolling through someone's Instagram, accidentally liked them, and your heart skips a beat?
“Oh my God, what if he’s already seen this? Should I delete it or not? What if the notification has already arrived? What to do??"
Yes, do nothing. Literally. Well, I liked it and liked it, why mumble.
Calmly put down your phone and go about your business. Who knows, maybe this guy will like you and decide to get to know you?
When commenting on a guy’s photos – be it on VK, or on Instagram, or anywhere else – treat everything with humor. It often happens that the simpler we approach something, the better the result.
Comment on the photo and go about your business. By the way, you can post your photo. We haven't seen it yet, but we are sure that it deserves the best comments.
Margarita Lopukhova
Expert
Family psychologist. For 8 years I have been saving “family units” from disintegration. I help couples find love and understanding again.
Leaving catchy comments under a guy’s photo on social networks is far from the only way to attract his attention. Try to draw up a psychological portrait of him and thoroughly study his interests. There are probably pictures or information on the guy’s page that can tell a lot about him. Apply this knowledge in communication and surprise him. You also need to go through your page and delete all pictures with other guys from there, even if it's your brother or just a friend. The object of your affection will probably think that this is your partner. Well, and the comments under the photos - where would we be without them!
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About the breakup
- Our breakup was due to religious differences; she thought she was God and I didn't.
- Jennifer Aniston outlived Brad Pitt. I can forget you.
- I love my relationship like I love eggs - very easy.
- Say goodbye and be free.
- That's not you. I finally realized that you are terrible.
- The best revenge is to smile and move on.
- Roses are red, violets are blue, we are parting because I never loved you.
- If you love someone, set him free. If they come back to you, set them on fire.
- My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her ex. I left her.
- I feel as bad without you as if you were here!
- Sometimes good things fall apart so that better things can come together.
- Sometimes letting go can make you stronger.
- Love is unconditional. No relationship.
- Someday it will make sense.
- Stars only shine in the dark.
Comments under the photo to a friend3
You believe in friendship between a man and a woman. Sometimes you flirt as a joke and tease each other very often. He writes nonsense under your posts, and you answer him in kind.
- “And your subscribers know how many shots I had to take before you liked the picture, huh?”
- “What a beautiful sunset. It’s a pity that some guy covered it with himself.”
- “They called me from heaven. They said that their most beautiful angel had escaped. But I didn’t give you away (if you really like to joke with each other, you can add “Because it wasn’t about you”).
- “Girls, this handsome guy is free, attack.”
- “This photo made me nostalgic.”
- “It’s so nice when you have a friend who takes great pictures. I don’t have anything like that.”
- “Where is such beauty? Take me there urgently, I also need cool photos.”
- "You are lucky. But what is (his girlfriend’s name) such a punishment for? Unclear".
- "Best friends forever" (English: best friends forever).
- “Thank you for being in my life. Just as weird as me."
- “The photo is beautiful, but the backstory is not so much.”
- “How many women’s hearts have you broken today?”
- “How long have you been rehearsing your model pose?”
- “Very cool photo. Can I have the photographer's contact information? Oh yes! It is me".
- “Excuse me, does your mother need a daughter-in-law?”
Philosophical thoughts
- I don't miss him. I miss who I thought he was.
- “Love is a serious mental illness.” – Plato
- Love is unconditional, relationships are not.
- As soon as eternity ends, I will be above you.
- Never love what you cannot keep.
- “The hottest love has the coldest end.” – Socrates
- The stars cannot shine without darkness.
- “No man is rich enough to buy back his past.” – Oscar Wilde
- “The heart will break, but the broken lives.” – Lord Byron
- Sharp arrows of a broken heart.
- “When trees burn, they leave the smell of grief in the air.” – Jody Thomas
- Sadness is the price we pay for love.
- My heart was broken.
- Sometimes not getting what you want is luck.
- “We must be willing to give up the life we had planned in order to have the life that awaits us.” – Joseph Campbell
- “Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is wonderful luck.” – Dalai Lama
Compliments
It is believed that you cannot give compliments to men, because they are a little more beautiful than a monkey. I would like to note that you have noticeably bypassed evolution and pulled ahead!
Looking at your photographs involuntarily brings tears to my eyes. However, this is a tear of tenderness, beauty and love!
I thank heaven for giving me such a handsome guy! I can imagine how many girls are jealous of me!
It’s hard for me to understand how ancient sculptors depicted gods if they didn’t see you? Perhaps you are hiding something from us?
I want to drown in your bottomless eyes, I want to choke on your love, go blind from your unearthly light!
People, someone, throw me a life jacket, because I'm drowning in these charming eyes! I wonder what will happen next?
The azure sky above your head, the quiet whisper of the wind, a handsome guy next to you. What else does a girl need to be happy?
Explain how you get such great pictures. It's the photographer or the setting, or maybe it's you? What secret are you keeping?
When will the Internet allow you to smell the scent of your loved one, feel the heat of your breath, feel the strength of your hands?
What a handsome boy, are you by any chance lost? Otherwise, a vacant place has appeared in my heart, maybe for you?
Handsome, stylish, attractive young man. Your photographs exude a force that attracts you!
The sages say that you cannot trust your eyes, they can deceive. If this is really the case, then I am ready to be deceived by you!
Your photos radiate so much energy that any powerhouse would be jealous! Can you light up my life's path?
Do I really see a man in front of me with the face of a young man! Alas, nowadays it has become difficult to find a real man, so be proud of yourself!
Lord, what a handsome young man! Did You really send us an angel to color our gray life?!
I can't let go
- What do you do when the person who broke your heart is the only one who can fix it?
- When one door closes, another opens; but we so often look for so long and with such regret at closed doors that we do not see those that open for us.
- The hottest love has the coldest end.
- "Only time can heal his heart, just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs." – Miss Piggy
- It's easy to move on. Staying on the move is more difficult.
- I think it's important to understand that you can miss something and not want to give it back.
funny
Looking at this picture, I understand why girls do stupid things for guys! Most likely, I'm ready for another stupidity!
Such photographs are taken by those who are ready to commit another crime - to steal someone's heart. If there are no volunteers, then contact me!
What could be better - a bottle of wine for two, one cigarette for two and one night, just for two!
I don’t know where you got so pumped up, but if you don’t stop, the Internet will soon run out of space for your photos!
If you don’t stop looking at me like that from photos, we’ll wake up together regularly! I guarantee you this!
Young man, are your parents gardeners by any chance? Where did such a juicy peach come from!
If you decide to break my heart with such pictures, then I will first break your car, and then my nose!
You know, honey, you should go to jail for photos like this! How many girls have lost peace and sleep because of these pictures!
Can you imagine - I look at your photo and am afraid to blink, in case you disappear. I’ve been sitting for the second hour, my eyes are watering, my thoughts are confused and I have no idea what to do!
Perhaps it's time to pass a law so that such handsome men do not have the right to publish their photographs!
Damn, if I tag all the photos that I liked, it would take all day, and maybe even night. Have pity on me, stop posting new pictures!
You gave me a unique opportunity to enjoy these photographs. Now give the opportunity to meet this model!
You can't look at your photos while driving, you could cause an accident! However, the accident in my heart happened a very long time ago!
You're so beautiful! Such love cuts better than any knife and pierces faster than the sharpest bayonet!
I can only wonder why your photos have so few views. Most likely all the girls are in shock and have not yet recovered from the shock!
About your ex's new love
- You can't make me jealous of your man. If it was worth keeping, I would have kept it.
- Be that hot ex-girlfriend that your ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend constantly stalks on social media.
- Oh, are you dating my ex? Chill. I'm eating a sandwich - do you want some leftovers?
- Are you dating my ex? I thought the five second rule only applied to food I threw.
- Forgiveness is the final act of love.
When they ask you to answer
- When your ex calls, don't answer. (Nothing new to say here).
- They always come back, especially when you leave.
- Once your ex sees you smiling, that's when they want you back.
- Getting your ex back is like trying to shove a turd back up your ass.
- If you start to miss me, then remember that I didn’t leave - you let me go.
- If your ex tells you that they miss you, it means they couldn't replace you.
Listen to the experts
- “Now you are only the one I knew.” – Gautier
- “Ex-boyfriends are simply unavailable to friends. I mean, those are just the rules of feminism." - Mean Girls
- "Loving a man shouldn't be so rough" - Tim McGraw.
- “Sometimes good things fall apart, so the best things can fall apart together.” – Marilyn Monroe
- “Never underestimate a man’s ability to make you feel guilty for your mistakes.” – Rihanna
- "There is something wrong with your character if opportunity controls your loyalty." – Shawn Simmons
Literary
- “I cannot compromise my respect for your love. You can keep your love, I'll keep my respect." – Amit Kalantri
- “Like some wines, our love can neither ripen nor travel.” – Graham Greene
- “If you really want to be respected by the people you love, you have to prove to them that you can survive without them.” – Michael Bassey Johnson
- “You fell in love with a storm. Did you really think you'd walk away unscathed? " – Nikita Gill
- "He needs 'space' and 'time' as if they were physics and not human relationships." – Kathryn Stockett
- “Somehow everything I have smells like you, and for the tiniest moment it’s not true.”
- "It's the feeling you get when you want to tell someone you love them and there's no one there." – Melody Carstairs
- “He brought out the worst in me and it was the best thing that ever happened to me.” – Coco J. Ginger
- “For me, our love was everything, and you were my whole life. It’s not very nice to realize that for you it was just an episode.” – W. Somerset Maugham
- "His lips could never answer the words she couldn't say." – Jamie Wise
- “There’s an ocean of silence between us... and I’m drowning in it.” – Ranata Suzuki
- “I think that maybe I will always hold a candle for you – even until it burns my hand.” – Ranata Suzuki
Rules of the game
Be bolder. If you don't comment, someone else will. The more girlfriends, friends and acquaintances a guy has, the easier it is to get lost among the comments under his photos.
You can't get away with just a smiley face here. Be creative, use your eloquence and sense of humor. You have them, we believe.
There is no need to occupy his profile and like all his posts, even those dating back to 2015. There is also no need to spam comments. Especially if you don’t communicate very closely with this guy.
“Rarely, but accurately” - use this rule. There is no need to write “comment for the sake of comment” under each of his posts. In this way, you will be little different from spammers in the comments, like those same mothers on maternity leave who earn money while-staying-at-home-with-the-child-follow-the-link.
Do you want to comment on your favorite guy's post? The first block of comments has been prepared for you.
Your friend posted a cool photo, but you don’t know what to write? Let's go to block number two.
That same “friend” you have completely unfriendly feelings towards has finally updated Instagram? Forward to comment block #3.
Well, the fourth block was created for those who want to meet a wonderful stranger.
Read, choose, write.
Let the music play
- “If you're going to let me down, let me down carefully. Don't act like you don't want me. Our love is not water under a bridge." – Adele
- “So I'd rather be with you. That is if the choice was mine. But you too can make decisions and your heart can break.” – Billy Joel
- "I fell in love with you". - Weekend
- “I could hug every boy I see, but they only remind me of you.” – Sinead O'Connor
- “Some things the heart doesn’t want to listen to, I still hold on to you.” – SHeDAISY
- “One day I fell in love. Now I'm just falling apart. I can not do anything. Total eclipse of the heart.” – Bonnie Tyler
- “...And now you've lost the only thing that made you feel alive” - Keith Urban.
Of course, if you really want to make your ex jealous, consider not posting anything about him at all. Instead, just make sure you have some hot new pictures of you and your friends living it up. Nothing says “I’m over you” like not showing someone the time of day.
Comments to a stranger5
You can use pick-up phrases, jokes, compliments, etc. It all depends on what effect you want to get.
If you like this stranger and have already dreamed about a relationship with him, choose a neutral message and add flirtation. If a photo just caught your eye, express your feelings as they are and go on about your business.
When you comment on a photo of a public figure (blogger, actor, model) or a person you don’t know well (an acquaintance of your friends, classmate, etc.), avoid risky jokes and familiarity.
- “What an amazing view. There are no words".
- “There are so many beautiful people in the world.”
- “I can’t tear myself away.”
- “Thank you for the people who post such masterpieces on the Internet.”
- “It’s so beautiful that your heart skips a beat.”
- “Can I know where this beauty is?”
- “They say that nothing is perfect in the world. But this photo refutes that myth.”
- “What a beautiful place. What a handsome guy."
- “I better close this photo before I fall in love.”
- “Viewing your profile was the best decision of my life.”
- “A man who can cook/loves dogs/plays sports/loves to read is amazing.”
- "Too beautiful to be true."
- “Like a still from a movie.”
- “I really like the vibe (English vibe - atmosphere, mood) of this photo. It can’t even be described in words.”
- “I just want to say that this is the best photo I have ever seen in my life. Thank you all for your attention."
