Statuses about a lover and lovers

Statements about unfaithful wives and their new chosen ones

If a wife is disappointed in her husband, she usually goes in search of new happiness. As a rule, the lady quickly finds him. Therefore, funny statuses about lovers are offered, although the deceived husband is not very happy in such a situation.

If a woman is not satisfied with her life partner, then she is looking for a courteous and devoted new friend. But, as a rule, he is already himself or someone’s husband, or someone’s lover.
If a guy is too affectionate, be careful! Most likely, he already has another boyfriend.
Don't make a fool out of your friend. Don't make a friend out of a guy.
A lover is someone who has lost his mind after her husband.
A woman whose wardrobe is full of elegant dresses will not be able, and most importantly, will not want to hide a bed friend there.
After visiting a gentleman, it is difficult to fall asleep. But there is a good sleeping pill - a husband.
If the spouse does not fulfill his duty, another person will fulfill it.
If you are deceiving your life partner, then let your lover not hope for the sincerity of your feelings.
Both my husband and my friend were lucky to have me.
For a temporary lover, the lady’s birthday is important, and for a husband, the wedding day.
The closet in the woman’s room knew more naked men than the neighboring bathhouse.
What's good about a lover is that you don't have to marry him.
A woman who is not being watched usually becomes the prey of a more watchful person.
Is it true that the Internet is censored? Won’t the censors tell my husband about the correspondence with Vasya?
A loving woman will never have fun on the side.
The inscription on the closet door: “Do not enter without knocking!”
The one you gave wings will never force you to wear horns.
She advertised: “I’ll give away my husband. Used, in good condition." So far no one has responded.
My husband is handsome. And the lover is absolutely a sight for sore eyes!
A wife is usually unclaimed only for her negligent life partner. To a friend, she is a lovely woman.
A lady who cheats on her husband lies to him, to her friend, to those around her and to herself.
A man who leaves his wife is still capable of returning. A woman who is disappointed in her life partner leaves forever.
For ladies whose lover is a man of means, the husband wears deer horns on his head.
The less we love a woman, the more lovers she has.

Stinging phrases for rivals

In order not to suffer from your rivals, you need to choose the right man. If the choice was initially wrong, read the statuses about mistresses and wives:

My husband is very lucky to have me, and I'm glad that with your help he can finally understand this.
Your wife will do anything for you with love, even when you are uninteresting to her.
Another woman is like a journey. It will not change you, it will only create an illusion.
Happiness cannot be bought with money, the emptiness in the soul cannot be filled with random connections...
You need to choose a wife who, even years later, you would like to make your mistress.
The smarter the wife, the sooner she lets the roaming man go. The stupider the other one is, the sooner she accepts him.
The difference between a wife and a mistress is that only one of them can afford any mood.
The support of others is what a wife deserves when her husband cheats. A mistress, even an ex-mistress, does not deserve this support.
Some people sleep with others, but with others it is simply impossible to sleep with them.
Female infidelity is fundamentally different from male infidelity: we don’t just leave.

Aphorisms about traitors of both sexes

In general, statuses about lovers with meaning usually concern not only women, but also men. They, even more often than their halves, rush to the left. Therefore, the corresponding statements are usually written by offended spouses.

Words from abandoned wives addressed to their husbands

Since the family hearth was created by Adam and Eve, the Adams go to the left, and the Eves roar at night.
There's no point in taking another boat if you haven't learned how to handle the oars.
The husband went to a rest home and wrote to his wife: “No one can compare with you!” She replies: “Yes, and you are the best so far.”
If your husband cheats on you, don't cry. Go and cheat on him yourself. Let him cry.
With horns, your lawful husband will return to the family like a dear one.
The good thing about the mistress is that she won’t say: “Get up, lazybones, follow Tanya to kindergarten, and then sit down with Kolya to prepare homework.”
You take a sheep into your house, but you get a she-wolf. Especially when she finds out about the betrayal.
If you left me, don't come back. Either you are with me or with her. There is no other option.
Where should your spouse go with his horns? Other men will boo him, ridicule him.
A woman returns from a long business trip, and her husband has a lover in his bed.
You cannot build your happiness on someone else's misfortune.
The wife works to support the family. And the husband works to support his girlfriend.
You're cheating on me with my husband. But keep in mind that he is also cheating on you with me!
A bad spouse is like a bad car: you won't get far.
The best woman can become a victim of betrayal. And there's nothing you can do about it. If a husband is not able to remain faithful, then neither beauty, nor body, nor children will keep him.
If the husband goes to the left, everyone feels sorry for the wife. If she herself cheats, everyone despises her husband.
Timofey, so as not to make mistakes, chose a girlfriend with the same name as his wife.
A young girl is good in bed, but she is bad in intensive care, when she has to take care of a sick husband or lover.

Funny statuses about male infidelity

Only a wife can hit her husband in the head with a frying pan. A friend does not have such advantages.
If you choose a young lover, then get ready that among her friends you will look like an old man. Even if you are 35 years old.
Honey, it was the cat who tore my entire back off, you won’t believe it! I stepped on her tail.
My friend said that her friend said that my husband is amazing in bed. And I said that her friend’s husband is even more amazing.
A mistress is a wife’s deputy in bed matters.
The sage was asked: “Can a man love 2 women at once?” “He answered: “Love - no. And to deceive – yes.”
A husband who betrays his life partner loves no one at all.
A person who has both a consort and a concubine, in fact, completely possesses neither of them.
You are not suitable for me as a wife, but I offer you the position of my mistress.
Do you want to take my husband away? Yes please. Just don’t ask to take him back later.
A cheater is able to swear his love to 2 women, but in reality he only adores himself.
For a wife, a husband is more than a king. But, having cheated on her, he becomes smaller than an insect.
If you love your spouse, do not waste your feelings on your mistress. Both will suffer. And then you yourself will feel even worse.
How does this happen: the wives are all bad, and the girlfriends are all good. But as soon as you marry one of them, she again makes a bad life partner.
I love my husband, but if he commits something mean, I will leave as if I never loved him.
If your husband works too much, then you should simply ask to see 2 of his salaries. Most likely, he will not show any.

Mistress statuses with meaning

Hello, here's a look at the Mistress Statuses with meaning:

The star fell, quickly make one wish for your destiny.
Take care of your relationships, otherwise you will have to take care of your memories.
Marriage is like a bath: once you sit in it for a while, the water no longer seems so hot. Alfred Newman
But I don’t know why I need you... I just need you and that’s all!
It is much easier to grieve for someone you love than to live with someone you hate. Jean de La Bruyère
How to find a common language? - Kiss!
If love does not demand anything, it is only because, as it seems to it, it already possesses everything.
The marriage sky is not always cloudless: there is no perfect agreement, that is, indissoluble, but those marriages in which one husband is guilty can be considered happy. D. I. Fonvizin

When a woman casts a fishing rod, sometimes an inexperienced fish is caught on the hook, which is not content with just bait. Wilhelm Schwöbel
My plan was to break his heart. But, I'm still collecting the pieces of my...
For a man, unhappy love is an excuse for pleasure without any love. Carmen Silva
And only over the years you understand that you should drink not for love, but for mutual love!
Stormy jealousy commits more crimes than self-interest and ambition. Voltaire
For people like us, everything will definitely come true!
It is not human nature to love someone who obviously hates us. Henry Fielding
The main thing in my love for you is trust, don’t let him down, please.
Only a lover can step across spring meadows! Nikolay Gumilyov
Alas... But it’s not you that I’m sick of...
A woman loves to have dust thrown into her eyes, and the more dust is thrown into her eyes, the wider she opens them so that more dust gets into them. Alfred de Musset
When love leaves, what remains is an old teddy bear and a rain of tears...
Love is a man’s attempt to be satisfied with one, the only woman.
Time is the best option to understand whether a person needs you.
If love cannot protect from death, then at least it reconciles with life. G. Senkevich
You are the only rake that I stepped on consciously.
An outfit is a preface to a woman, and sometimes the entire book. Nicola Chamfort
And only over the years you understand that you should drink not for love, but for mutual love!
The value of love does not enslave only if it is combined with the value of freedom. Nikolay Berdyaev
Of all that is eternal, love has the shortest life...
If men knew what women were thinking, they would court twenty times more boldly. John Dixon Carr
When faith dies, love dies too
The first and most important quality of a woman is meekness. Jean-Jacques Rousseau
I really want to say, “I love you!”
We are born with love in our hearts. It comes into its own as our mind improves, encouraging us to love what seems beautiful to us, even if we have never been told what beauty is. Blaise Pascal
All my ships have been on your shores for a long time.
Love is for a highly moral nature what the Sun is for the Earth. O. Balzac
I love the music of rain when my heart is lonely...
Indifference to the fair sex in old age is a punishment for being too good at pleasing in youth. George Gordon Byron
Love does not tolerate explanations; it needs actions.
Love is you and me...
On the street you can find absolutely everything: from change and ten rubles to the guy of your dreams...
Love heals people: both those who give love and those who accept this gift.
Dear girls, if only you knew how much we forgive you simply because you are beautiful.
Often a girl in love with a dimple on her chin makes the mistake of marrying just a man! Alfred Newman
I just need him forever. Just think!
Only stupid laying hens like an arrogant rooster. Wilhelm Schwöbel
You are the only rake that I stepped on consciously.
Where a woman's voice is least valued, men value it most when a woman says yes. Wilhelm Schwöbel
From love to hate there is one step... To the left.
Religion has done love a great service by declaring it a sin. Anatole France
I may not be the one you dreamed of... but I will be the one you won’t forget!
True love needs neither sympathy, nor respect, nor friendship; she lives by desire and feeds on deception. They truly love only what they do not know.
Quietly purring from happy love...
The extreme opposite of love is not separation, not jealousy, not oblivion, not self-interest, but quarrel. Lope de Vega

Again sadness... Again my favorite sad song... Again sad thoughts... Again you...
The more the heart burns, the weaker the pot cooks. Konstantin Melikhan
I thought that I couldn’t live without it, but no, here I am sitting... eating...
Tyranny associated with the forms of the family was even more terrible than the tyranny associated with the forms of the state. Nikolay Berdyaev
I love the music of rain when my heart is lonely...
Love is when the whole world is not able to replace a loved one, but he replaces the whole world.
From love to hate there is one step... To the left.
The wealth that a spendthrift squanders, changing places, remains in the world. And beauty will flash without a trace, And youth, having disappeared, will not return. William Shakespeare
One love...two destinies...
She (love) happens to struggle with circumstances, but not with duty, for she herself is the first duty, the guarantee of the fulfillment of all others. Benjamin Constant
I didn’t want to... but I fell in love! Sorry…
Time heals lovesickness. Ovid
He is not mine... but I belong to him.
A child is love made visible.
Guys often miss out on what is worthy, choosing what is available.
If you illuminate love with the spotlights of all types of knowledge that concern it, then such depths and such hidden scatterings of feelings will be revealed in it that are inaccessible to a partial view. Yuri Rurikov
If you want to hug a girl more than sleep with her, then you love her.
Who in his foolishness loves the wife of a fool. Ovid
When you truly love, you never get bored.
The greatest happiness available to man - love - should serve as the source of everything sublime and noble. Blaise Pascal
When the heart sings from love, it is better for the mind not to sing along, but to conduct.
The house is a prison for a girl and a workshop for a married woman. Bernard Show
Heart, be quiet! Don't give it away...
Love, which lives among storms and sometimes grows in the bosom of betrayal, is not always able to withstand the cloudless weather of fidelity. Antoine de Rivarol
Great love is inseparable from a deep mind; The breadth of the mind is equal to the depth of the heart. That is why great hearts, and they are also great minds, reach the extreme heights of humanity. I. A. Goncharov
Remember I told you that you were my dream? I woke up.
When two people fall into the grip of the most violent, the most insane, the most deceptive and the most fleeting of passions, they are required to swear an oath that they will remain in this excited, abnormal and debilitating state continuously until death do them part. Bernard Show
The greatest happiness in life is the confidence that you are loved...
What the wind is to a flame, so is an obstacle to love. Lope de Vega
Love is being with someone who accepts you for who you are.
The best way to get your husband to do something is to suggest that he might be too old for it. Shirley MacLaine
I fell head over heels in love with your eyes.
Love should bring joy, if it doesn't, then it's not love!
Love is being with someone who accepts you for who you are.
The most significant difference between a wedding and a funeral is that at a funeral people cry immediately, but after a wedding only a year later. However, sometimes they cry the next day. A. T. Averchenko
I fell head over heels in love with your eyes.
God, heaven, all this is nothing. Only earthly life and love of living beings are true. Anatole France
We say what we will think about, knowing the answer in advance.
We recognize as a person only one whose soul dreams in love as much about spiritual pleasure as about bodily pleasure. George Gordon Byron
The main essence of love is trust.
Love is a delightful flower, but it takes courage to come and pluck it from the edge of a terrible abyss. Stendhal
Now I understand those who have lost their love, or cannot achieve reciprocity.
Men always want to be a woman's first love. This is male rude vanity. The female instinct in these matters is subtler. What women want is to be a man's last passion. Oscar Wilde
I want to go to a desert island... with my beloved... and no one else. And you?
Getting married means halving your rights and doubling your responsibilities. Arthur Schopenhauer

Love lovers

In turn, the interaction of 2 people having fun on the side also has its own characteristics. That’s why statuses appear about lovers’ relationships. They also contain a lot of odds and ends and can be quite fun to read.

I left my friend. Now I don’t know what to do with my husband.
I don't take handsome guys as my gentlemen. They believe that they are a valuable prize in themselves. I have a similar prize lying on the couch at home.
Do not delude yourself that a woman has chosen you as her lover. She will easily find a replacement for you.
2 friends don't let me pass. Started the 3rd. Now they have taken us into the ring.
On social networks, everyone is someone's loving husband and carefully hidden lover.
Don't take your ex-spouse as a friend. There will be no pleasure or convenience.
If your life partner is young, then choose a friend even younger. If your spouse is old, then choose a very young man, and a poorer one. Charity is a good deed.
The husband spent so long on social networks that all his lovers became furious and rummaged through each other’s pages in search of his likes.
If fate wants to punish you, then it fulfills your wishes. My friend became my husband. And now I need a new guy.
We are so different and yet we are together.
The lovers understood that neither of them would give water to the other in old age.
“Why don’t you like my page?” - “A real man leaves no traces.”
Dear friend, we have everything in common. Therefore, my lover's lover is your lover.
30 minutes with one woman, 30 minutes with another. And then 3 hours of showdowns with both.
The most important thing when breaking up with a former friend is not to start comparing her with your spouse or with a new contender.
There's nothing worse than a bored roommate.
“You know, dear, I only had 2 real men.” - “Who’s 2nd?” - “Yes, you don’t even know the first one.”
A casual relationship will leave an emptiness in your soul. And then the disgusting feeling of dirt.
A bad lover is one who does not strive to become a wife.
A woman who has not become a wife for many years will never become one again.
A concubine is just a pillow, not a girlfriend.
Honey is so sweet that it finally turns bitter. Too much flavor kills the taste.
You can remain friends in a cold marriage. But you can’t be friends in a cold romantic relationship.
The lovers understood that the one who believes the other first will die.

It should be noted that the status about a lover with a hint is the most favorite topic of many bloggers. Cheating is a part of life and there is no escape from it. Therefore, it is better to turn everything into a joke.

Statuses about lovers with meaning

Husbands and lovers, do your duty and do not rely on each other.

In fact, “Housewife's Dream” is a young, sexy and generous lover, not mayonnaise.

What is the difference between a husband and a lover? The husband comes home, and the lover goes home.

No matter how much you love a woman, she will still take a lover.

A lover is a person who voluntarily fulfills someone else's marital duty!

I dated a girl for a week. I realized that it is cheaper to keep a mistress.

Say your firm word

Those who are susceptible to other people's husbands do not always behave quietly and modestly. It is for such husband’s mistresses that evil statuses with meaning are intended:

If you piss me off, I'll try to drink a cup of herbal tea. If it doesn’t work out, I’ll pour it on your head.
I don’t wish you harm at all, you already took it all for yourself along with this goat!
Convicting your husband of cheating is not the end of everything. Rather, it’s the end of it.
I would like to take the two of you into the forest and leave you there alone. The only thing that stops me is that it will be boring to come back alone later.
I sat and thought about what to do with this second-hand item. Thank God, he left for someone else.
There is nothing better than becoming successful in the eyes of a man who chose someone else over you. She has no incentive to develop.
I'm not saying at all that I'm better than everyone else. People like you are just no match for me.

A good wife is calm and passion at the same time

They say love only lasts three years. In this case, “I love my wife” statuses come to the rescue. .

Choose! Your soulmate deserves such care!

All my life I have been accustomed to acting, but I will never stop worrying about my family.
I'm ready to swear that without my wife's help I wouldn't be able to deal with the mess I create.
How lucky you are to have a beloved and loving one at the same time.
And yet, the key to a happy family is the right partner. And yes, I have a very happy family.
Level of love for my wife: I buy a fur coat without reminders.
My dreams are nothing compared to your beauty!
I’m ready to shout about love for you, but not at you...
Dear, over the years, love for someone like you does not fade. On the contrary, she becomes stronger.
I'm sorry if I don't often say words of love. For me, what you eat and how you dress are a little more important.

A wife is a man's mirror

As our wives say, we managed to take the best from them. So let's instead dedicate statuses about love to the wife from the husband.

Let us not try in vain to reason with dissolute women. It’s also not worth trying to reason with the honest! I. Stridonsky
In order for your spouse not to force you to wash the dishes, you need to buy her expensive dishes. W. Sandy
They say hugging in public is for stupid young people. But for your sake, dear, I’m ready to be stupid! Cleobulus
Between a warm country and a kind woman, I would choose the latter. Actually, that's what I did. Ecclesiastes
I am ready to do anything for you, because without your joy I will not be happy. Aristophanes
Sorry for being too harsh somewhere! I'm just afraid of losing you... Plutarch
I don't want a young wife. Much nicer is the one who has been there all these years. Theognis
Sorry, but I have no reason to look after you... But there is so much desire! E. Meek
There is a truth that needs to be hidden. But I won’t hide how much I love you. Even if it suddenly becomes impossible. Pythagoras