“So that you do not know grief and good luck.” The funniest quotes from Vitali Klitschko

A former outstanding boxer, owner of many belts and titles, and now the mayor of the capital city of Kyiv, Vitaliy Klitschko periodically pleases us with wonderful phrases and statements, which he broadcasts with enviable regularity. Many call this blunders and pearls, and even accuse the famous athlete of being somewhat narrow-minded, but you and I know that this is not entirely true.

Vitali Klitschko is just a very good person, and he likes to make other people laugh. Perhaps in calmer times he would have become an excellent pop or circus artist, but in our difficult times he has to bear the heavy burden of working as mayor. And only occasionally does he allow himself to relax and bring joy to all of us with some of his statements on YouTube.

So, our site is dedicated to Klitschko quotes , and we begin.

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Four out of two deputies

Having already been appointed to the post of mayor of Kyiv, in 2014 the politician decided to talk about his deputies, but could not count them. In addition, many found it strange that the officials under his charge were in the cabinet of ministers.

“I have two deputies, four of whom have been in the cabinet for a month and cannot be accepted. Why dont know".

Tomorrow

Perhaps Klitschko’s most famous statement is the phrase about “tomorrow,” which he uttered during an appearance on Savik Shuster’s TV show “Shuster Live” in November 2013.

“And not everyone can look at tomorrow today. Or rather, not only can everyone watch, few people can do it,” said the former boxer.

It was after this phrase that Vitali Klitschko instantly became the hero of many jokes and parodies on the Internet, and his quote became a real bestseller.

Strange color of Nazi uniform

Trying to answer a question from Russian TV presenter Vladimir Pozner about veterans of the SS troops, Vitaliy Klitschko began to go through various Russian words out loud, but was unable to clearly convey his thought.

“If a person wore an SS uniform, that is, a clear one, he painted himself in the colors in which he painted himself. And those people who... There are many points of view on this matter. I clearly adhere to and clearly understand that those manifestations, if you are already asking the question so bluntly, are supposedly us,” said the mayor.

About fights

The ex-boxer commented on the fist fights of Ukrainian parliamentarians: “Everyone went to parliament to work with their heads. Some people are not very good with their heads, so they used their fists. As a professional in this matter, I can say that they weren’t very good with their fists either.”

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Residents of Kyiv

Later, commenting on the situation with the preparation of the capital for the heating season, Klitschko made a reservation and called on the people of Kiev to “get ready for the land”: “I ask each of the Kiev residents to treat this problem with understanding and would also ask all Kiev residents to address the problem of heat conservation in the same way with a special component and preparation for the land."

“For cold water to become hot, it needs to be heated,” this is how the mayor of the Ukrainian capital, Vitaliy Klitschko, explained to reporters why there is no hot water supply in some areas of Kyiv.

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[edit]Phrases that became memes

Conversations with the dead

In an interview with the Inter TV channel, when asked by the presenter what could unite the country and relieve tension in society, he answered: “I want to draw everyone’s attention. Met with many policemen who died

With people demonstrators who died. And everyone asks the question...”

About deputies

On the 1+1 TV channel, Klitschko said that he has two deputies, “four of which have been in the cabinet for a month.”
The event gained great popularity on the Internet and in the media.

Not only everyone can look into the future

On the same TV channel, Inter said “Today, tomorrow, not everyone can watch. Or rather, not only can everyone watch, few people can do it.”

Where is Klitschko's wife?

When asked by a journalist where his wife was, he first answered that she was everywhere, then in Kyiv, and then wherever he was.

My hand is open for you

This time, at a meeting with residents of Kyiv, Klitschko said: “The problems that you have are also the problems of the city, the problems of the administration, my problems. In this sense, in this vein, you can count on me. And what is in my power, within the framework of the legislation of Ukraine... I am your assistant, my hand is open for you..."

Klitschko about the fire at the oil depot

...14 ambulances... ...2 posts that check for the presence of dangerous mixtures in the air... which may be unsafe for residents of Kiev... ...now we see the direction of the wind in a different direction... ...The wind is currently not in the direction of Kyiv...

About money

“We not only need time, we need money
, because we understand that we
don’t need money
. Don't take our money. Out of thin air, without money, we won’t be able to build roads or replace elevators!”

It is necessary to store “artifacts”

“Oxygen enters into the reaction, we can very quickly destroy those artifacts
that were found” - probably confused with the word artifacts.

Halva in mouth

Vitaliy Klitschko answered a question from a radio host about his opponent in the second round of mayoral elections, Borislav Bereza.

Measuring distance

Speaking about the quality of roads in Ukraine, Klitschko used a new method to measure the distance to a populated area not in kilometers, but in hours (50 kilometers was 2 hours).

Entering through doors

Vitali Klitschko answers journalists’ question about why he entered not through the front entrance, but through the back entrance. According to Klitschko, he always enters through the doors.

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Attitude towards yourself

It is worth noting that the politician himself is not ashamed of his sayings and treats them with humor. In 2021, Vitali Klitschko promised to release a collection of his reservations and ridiculous statements during public appearances. In addition, the mayor of Kyiv announced his intention to write memoirs about his sports and political career.

In an interview with one of the Ukrainian TV channels, Klitschko noted that among his sayings he most likes the phrase about the deputies in the Cabinet of Ministers and the wish for the residents of Kyiv to prepare for the land.

Earlier it became known that Vitaly’s younger brother, Vladimir Klitschko, was invited to give a course of lectures on management at Harvard University in the USA. According to the mayor of Kyiv, his brother is an “excellent manager.”

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