The best medicine is tenderness. Take a drop every day, add a little to phrases before each speech. 16
***
My packaging is very fragile. Very short shelf life. Only in a warm and bright place. Only in someone's loving heart. 13
***
Dreams Come True. Otherwise, nature would not have endowed us with the ability to dream. 12
***
Try to live without malice and without envy, and do not look for reasons for offense. You will smile for no reason, for the sake of joy, a smile will not harm anyone! 24
***
A wise woman, even after quarreling with her husband, will still cook him something to eat. A wise man, even if he is right, will come up and kiss his wife 16
***
You shouldn’t beat your head against the wall, suffering, humiliating yourself and loving, don’t waste your life on those who don’t value you, spend it better on yourself. 12
***
True love is not the kind that can withstand years of separation, but the kind that can withstand years of intimacy. 14
***
Love is not chosen, loved ones are not blamed, fate is not repeated, the forgotten are not called. 21
***
It’s hard when you put an end to a relationship, and someone very close completes two more. 14
***
Love is like a river: a man rushes into it without hesitation, and a woman enters gradually. 12
***
A real man must give way to a woman and not give way to anyone next to her 14
VK statuses for girls with meaning
- Once upon a time she waited for him, then she stopped waiting and simply lived her life. But he still came
***
To live and rejoice, you need only two things: firstly, to live, and secondly, to rejoice.
***
Sometimes it just takes a small step from someone else to make sure you matter to them.
***
A happy marriage is one in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.
***
- It's too late to go back to start things right, but it's not too late to rush forward to finish things right.
***
You need to do many things to earn trust and just one to lose it forever.
***
Memories are what make us grow old. The secret of eternal youth is the ability to forget.
***
In the memory of every man lies a bitter and tender memory of some woman.
***
My father taught me that duty and honor come first in life. A person who cannot keep his words will never earn respect.
***
***
- And the sponsor of our weather forecast is alcoholic beverage! Vodka "Crystal" is a good mood in any weather!
Statuses for a wise woman
Since childhood, we have become accustomed to the statement that representatives of the fair sex have remarkable intelligence. In fairy tales, the wise Vasilisa and Elena playfully turn the world upside down for their own purposes, while the narrow-minded Ivans puff out their cheeks. Modern statuses about the wisdom of a woman contain similar meanings.
- A woman needs to be a fool for at least 5 minutes a day. Those who can not exceed this limit will have special wisdom.
- A wise woman looks for flaws in herself. Stupid - in others.
- A wise woman is not one who is able to prove, but one who, knowing, is able to remain silent.
- Wisdom comes to women over the years. But insanity prevents me from using it.
- A smart woman knows when to be silent. And the wise woman not only knows, but is also silent at this time.
- A good education received in youth is the best protection against insanity in old age.
- Advice for your wife: instead of a thousand words, give a hug.
- People often ask me how I manage everything with two children and work?.. So, everything is very simple. I can't do a damn thing!
- Women of great intelligence know everything, but are not offended by anything.
- The lady's involvement in large finances gives the impression that she has a developed intellect.
- We have no idea what a lady is capable of until she starts acting.
- The greatest indicator of a woman's intelligence is to admit that a stupid man can also be right.
- Every woman knows: she can do everything well, but God forbid she does everything herself.
- Accept me as I am! Well, or take pills to accept me as I am...
- I will have time to be kind and smart in my old age. For now I’ll remain heartless and frivolous!
- A wise woman always keeps her house clean, as if she is expecting guests, and has a pure heart, as if she is preparing to appear before God.
- I want to be not only wise, but also happy.
Statuses with meaning for girls
It is important not to miss that one girl in your destiny, mistaking her for the next one. But it is also important not to consider the next one to be the only one.
***
If a girl said that she hates you, most likely she is still in love, you are just a brute!
***
The soul of a loving girl after the betrayal of her beloved is like a fortress that was captured, devastated, desecrated and abandoned.
***
Even the most insightful person will never comprehend all the evil that comes from him.
***
- During a night raid, police officers detained 25 women of easy virtue. 120 police officers were charged over this fact.
***
Sometimes it’s easier to be deceived by a loved one than to find out from him how things really are.
***
No matter how hard you try to escape your dark side, it will find its way to you..
***
Noise proves nothing. A hen that has laid an egg often bustles about as if it had laid a small universe. (Mark Twain).
***
Politeness is the desire to always be treated politely and be known as a courteous person.
***
- We shouldn’t be offended by people because they didn’t live up to our expectations; it’s our own fault that we expected more from them than we should have.
***
While the fading passion still excites our heart, it is more inclined to new love than later, when complete healing occurs.
***
Everyone says that alcohol destroys families, but no one talks about how many families it has created.
***
Life gives a person, at best, one single unique moment, and the secret of happiness is to repeat this moment as often as possible
***
***
- People who lack bright events in their own lives begin to be overly interested in others.
***
“give me the strength to fix what I can fix, come to terms with what I cannot change and the strength to distinguish one from the other”
***
He is very mistaken who thinks that he loves his mistress only for her love for him.
***
Time is running out Don't stand still, take the first step Otherwise someone else will take it
***
“Men prefer blondes because they believe that brunettes are smarter and therefore more dangerous.” (Marcel Achard)
***
Never leave someone who loves you for someone you like. Because one day the one you like will leave you for the one he loves.
***
Everyone wants something to happen, and everyone is afraid that something will happen.
***
If a person is able to love fully, then he loves himself; if he is capable of loving only others, he cannot love at all. (Erich Fromm)
***
The happiness of love lies in loving; People are happier when they experience passion themselves than when it is inspired.
***
Sometimes the past makes you happy only because today you can say “worse things have happened.”
***
When I get a runny nose, everyone thinks I'm snorting drugs. That's what reputation means.
***
Justice is when the weak yields to the strong, stupidity yields to intelligence, and evil yields to good.
***
We have a strange relationship with him. We are not in love with each other, but we can’t stand it when one of us falls in love.
***
You can sympathize with hundreds, be carried away by dozens, admire a few, but love only one
***
A woman never knows what she wants, but she will not rest until she achieves it.
***
Perhaps the whole meaning of this life comes down to being needed by at least someone.
***
There will always be someone for whom you will serve as an example. Don't let this man down
***
Those who have experienced great passions then spend their entire lives both rejoicing and grieving over their healing.
***
That's why when you ask a person not to leave and stay, he turns around and leaves, slamming the door, and when you shout “Go away,” he stays and bothers you more and more?
***
The one whose merits have already been rewarded with true glory should be most ashamed of the efforts he makes so that all sorts of trifles will be given credit for him.
***
A man who can constantly pleasantly surprise a woman will never lose her interest in him.
***
In order not to get bored of a man, a woman changes dresses, and in order not to get bored of a woman, a man changes women.
***
- Hello! - Hello! - What are you doing? - I'm pumping my abs. - What is this? – Good for health and figure. - Give me the link, I’ll download it too.
***
It seems to me that a copper basin has already sparkled on the horizon, which threatens to cover my entire carefree existence.
***
All our qualities, bad as well as good, are uncertain and doubtful, and almost always they depend on the mercy of chance.
***
Trying to remake a loved one for ourselves, we do not understand that we are creating a new pet for ourselves. Without will, desires, opportunities
***
Before it’s too late, don’t forget that your life’s work is not business, but life
***
Try to get what you want, or you will be forced to want what you got.
***
The one who loves you is the one who doesn’t want to be happy with you, but the one who just wants you to be happy.
***
When someone turns to you with the request: “Tell me, just be honest!”, you realize with horror that now you will have to lie a lot
A happy woman does not think about equality
- The height of loneliness is when you imagine that people envy you...
- The older you get, the more you realize that worrying about age is pointless.
- Passion should be in bed, not in words!
- Why am I right? Yes because I'm a woman!
- Sometimes in order to understand a woman, you just need to be her. There is no other way.
- If you feel smart next to a woman, she is either stupid or much smarter.
- Everyone wants to marry an oligarch, but not everyone knows what to do with him then...
- Men are left with tender and fragile. But only if at the right moment they are tender and fragile and can turn on a man themselves.
- You can treat her like a queen. But then, God forbid, she starts to find fault with the fact that you are a pawn.
- What does a woman want? Yes, anything... that you cannot give her.
- There are days when I don't wear makeup. It was then that I met all my friends, led by my ex and his new passion.
- The key to a healthy relationship is sex. No matter what anyone says.
- If a man makes me very angry, I mentally wish him to marry someone like me. If only he had a bad time!
- If a girl came with her hair down, it was impossible to tie a ponytail. She came with a bun and didn’t wash her hair.
Statuses about girls with meaning
What kind of way do men have of ruining everything for us? I waited all day for him to call so as not to answer the phone, but he sent an SMS!
***
For women, everything is simple: long hair needs to be cut, short hair needs to be extended, straight hair needs to be curled, and curly hair needs to be straightened.
***
In the mornings I say to the mirror: “Well, beauty, we’ll save the world or parrot passers-by.”
***
A woman should do housework with pleasure, otherwise she will still do it, but without pleasure.
***
On the personal front, it’s like being at a banquet. I don’t take what they offer, but I’m embarrassed to ask for what I want. I have to pretend that I’m not hungry.
***
Would you like me to tell you about wax hair removal? AHHHHH YOUR MOTHER FUCKING AHHHHHHH. And that's just briefly
***
Why is it that when you get dressed in the morning there is absolutely nothing to wear, but when you are going to do the laundry?
***
Women's logic: Why, why? Because I decided so. Why did I decide so? I haven’t decided yet
***
I deleted the number so as not to say nasty things. Now I’m nervous because he doesn’t know what a brute he is!
***
I saw a guy in the store, he was dressed stylishly, he had a great figure, I decided that’s her, fate has preened herself, straightened her hair, and I’m coming over. Damn Mannequin.
***
I can be charming, I can be disgusting, I can be bitter, I can be sweet. I can be hysterical, I can be calm. After all, this is not typical for women.
***
A real woman should look so that even the most notorious gay man, looking at her, thinks: “Maybe I shouldn’t have started this?!”
***
The fate of women is not easy. There is no answer to two paradoxes: That is, there is no man in life, That is, there is a man, but there is no life.
***
Women are the most gentle, sweet, kind creatures in the world, especially when they need something.
***
Girls, remember! Men are, of course, the same rake, only the handle is different for each one.
***
I’m the kind of girl who invites you over for tea and actually goes to put the kettle on.
***
The greatest disappointment for a woman is inattention from a man to whom she would like to be unavailable.
***
Along the way, I'm PERFECT! Not only do I know about cars and love beer, but I also paint my eyelashes with my mouth closed.
***
What kind of men are these days? Give him something to drink, feed, wash, and then convince him in bed that he wants you!
***
With men as with cell phones. The first one you choose is more expensive, more sophisticated and cooler. But with every new one you lose, you take something simpler, more modest and cheaper.
***
Two friends meet: Honey, you've gained so much weight! I've also lost weight. You haven't seen me a month ago. She was like you are now.
***
They say that there is no such thing as true female friendship. Friendship between a man and a woman is also impossible. Question: Who should a woman be friends with?!
***
You are not a girl if you have never tormented your brain before going to bed with the question: “Should you wash your hair today or tomorrow?”
***
I can be charming I can be nasty I can be bitter I can be sweet I can be hysterical I can be calm After all, I am a woman - this is typical for me!
***
Dear women. Never ask Santa Claus for a “fairy tale life.” It still won't make her a princess. But he will definitely send Ivan the Fool.
***
I don’t eat salt and sugar, I run in the morning, I have a beautiful figure, I’m well read, I’m not deprived of intelligence, my humor is in great demand, my admirers DREAMS the sea has become easier
It’s good that we have our own logic, feminine...
Laughing female statuses are not as simple as they may seem at first glance. Each of them definitely has a hidden meaning!
- You can be the most honest and loyal person. But in the woman's brain, you were still cheating somewhere.
- You need to take revenge beautifully. Thoughtful, neat, but without blood!
- Before you put forward your arguments to some sheep, make sure that he knows the word “arguments”.
- Perhaps the Lord already regretted that he created a woman, but what can he do... He will be offended!
- Are you caring, good looking and good to me? No, I won't be with you, you're not the least bit of an asshole.
- It's good to be a woman. Even if nothing happens, your mood will still change.
- If you don't give a woman attention, don't be surprised if she gives it to someone else.
- Yes, I'm angry. Even if I'm the kindest girl you know, SOMETIMES I'm angry.
- Dear single women! If there is no man in your life, this does not mean that all troubles evaporate when he appears.
If I don't know something, it doesn't exist
Ages of experience are hidden within wise female statuses. Surely they help many people build their lives in modern times.
- Women's logic: there was nothing that I don’t remember.
- The hardest thing is to endure when you really want to hit the cupola with a frying pan!
- A lady who is able to honestly evaluate her actions is at a very high level of development.
- To force a man to act, another man must appear on the horizon, ready to act!
- Intellectual women always feel the correctness of their actions.
- A smart woman will never look into someone else's wallet; she will make sure that her own is full!
- If you made mistakes in your youth, wisdom will grow from them in your old age.
- A woman's behavior should be sublime, not eccentric. The thoughts are deep, but not corrosive. The character is calm, but not weak. Manners are well-mannered, not ostentatious.
- When responding to stupidity with wisdom, do not start talking to yourself.
- If a woman believes that the best war is the one that has not started, then she is wise.
- A woman who can look wise at the expense of other people's aphorisms is certainly not stupid.
- A wise woman will not try on someone else's shirt.
- Wisdom and experience always come hand in hand.
- A woman's intelligence is often accompanied by her reticence.
- Even after quarreling with her husband, a wise woman will still feed him dinner.
- I learned to live simply, and therefore wisely...
- Smart teaches others by her examples.
- If only they could invent such a cream so that you can smear it on and become wiser by the morning!
- Wisdom is available to every woman, but not everyone gains it.
- She had a rare ability - to live and not notice anything.
- If a woman is afraid to be simple, then she is far from maturity.
- A woman who knows what to be happy about has reached the top.
- Women know they don't have to conquer the world. After all, they are able to create it, giving new life.
- Women are smarter than men. None of them will trample early in the winter morning onto a frozen river to fish in an ice hole...
- Women's wisdom deserves respect, not just old age.
- Women's wisdom is often based on patience.
- If a woman does not develop, it means that her decline is not far off.
