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Phrases from the movie "Pretty Woman"

The collection includes quotes and phrases from the film “Pretty Woman”:

I told you, never pick up the phone. - Then stop calling.

What do you want? - What can you do? - Whatever you want...

You know, when people listen to opera for the first time, it’s something extraordinary. They immediately like her or not. If they like it right away, they will love opera all their lives. And if not, they can then learn to appreciate it, but opera will never become a part of their soul.

Look, I have a lot of money, but I was kicked out of all decent stores! Vivien

Maybe you can pay me in advance... so to speak, to break the ice between us. Vivien

You are late! -You look gorgeous! - You are forgiven.

Perhaps you are a relative of our special guest? You must be his... Niece!

She came from the street into his life and stole his heart.

Oh, it seems my tights have gone bad... Oh, I’m not wearing tights... Vivien

We decide for ourselves with whom and how much!

One hundred dollars an hour? And your boot is pinned to a paper clip. Edward

Darling, did you like it? - Yes, I almost peed myself! - What she said? — She says that she really liked the violin pizzicato.

His wife's ass could have ice on it... Vivien

How are you - Fine. - This is already the seventh “fine” of the evening, maybe you can say something else? - Scoundrel! - “Normal” was better...

$80 a night dad. For a hundred your mother can watch...

It's easier to believe in bad things

All women hunt him... - I don’t hunt, I just sleep with him!

Even the smartest people can have stupid problems like tying ties, for example.

At the opera (about binoculars): - It doesn’t work for me! It does not work for me! Vivien

And what happened after he saved her? - She saved him.

I received a full education. Edward

Rarely does anyone surprise me. - You're lucky, people generally shock me!

You boys probably have a special course at school: “How to punch a woman in the face.” Vivien

Mr. Lewis, may I ask how much of an obscene amount of money you are willing to spend: obscene or grossly obscene? - Flagrantly obscene. - What a man!

about oysters: - Slippery bastards... Vivien

Well, name at least one name? - What's her name, damn Cinderella!

The client is not coming today...

You will feel so good that you won't want to let me go.

You and I are alike, Vivien. We both fuck people for money. Edward

You got on my fax. - I haven’t sat on this yet...

You know, when people listen to opera for the first time, it’s something extraordinary. They immediately like her or not. If they like it right away, they will love opera all their lives. And if not, they can then learn to appreciate it, but opera will never become a part of their soul. Edward

I was here yesterday and you didn't want to serve me. You get a commission on sales, right? - Yes. - So, you were very mistaken yesterday. It's time for me to go on shopping.

In the theater, looking into the orchestra pit: “Wow, there’s a band there!” Vivien

The collection contains phrases and quotes from the film “Pretty Woman,” a love comedy released in 1990.

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No matter what they say, it's about money. So ladies, imagine you are a savings and loan manager. Look. One two Three. Do you see? You have everything, but we have nothing. You have all four. Take a look. But I wouldn't trust you with real gold. That's why it only costs one penny. If you're wondering where the second one went, look. Penny from the ear. How much for everything else? -Have you seen Edward? - No. Great party, Phillip. My wife had a lot of troubles. She ordered everything home. - Sorry. Howard, how are you? - Okay, Philip. I take it Edward is taking over Morse Industries? - Yes, he didn’t come to sunbathe. -Can I cuddle up? - Yes, just call me. - When? Just call and that's it. Hello. I'm Philip Stuckey, lawyer for Edward Lewis. -Where is the guest of honor? - Don't know! He probably hid in a secluded corner and... charms some beauty. How are you? I asked the secretary to prepare everything. Didn't she call you? Yes, I called. I talk to your secretary more often than I talk to you. It's clear. You know, Edward, I also have my own life. This is a very important week for me. I need you here. You never warn me! You think I'm all at your disposal! I do not think so. But I feel like this all the time. Maybe I need to move out of your apartment. If you want it, please. Come back to New York and we'll discuss this. Now is a very good time for discussion. Well, that's it then, Edward. Goodbye. Goodbye Jessica. - Phil suggested to me... - Phil is my lawyer. Clear? What is the Nikkei index for Morse stock today? - Don't know. - You do not know? The Tokyo Stock Exchange opened an hour and a half ago. We need to watch closely. — Hello, Mr. Lewis! - Hello! I want everything done as quickly as possible. I need to be back in New York by Sunday... ...I have tickets to the opera. — Your cloak, Mr. Lewis. - Thank you. - Edward! - Susan! Hello! “It’s a pity that this happened to Carter.” - Oh yeah. Thank you. - I heard you got married? - Well, yes. I didn't wait for you. - Susan, tell me... - What? When we were dating,... ...did you talk to my secretary more often than to me? She was my bridesmaid at the wedding. Your husband is very lucky. Bye. Thank you. Bye. - And you? - Certainly. He's leaving. Edward leaves. - I'm sorry. - Yes, sure. Is this Mr. Stuckey's car? Edward, where are you going? — Do you have car keys? - Why don’t you like the limousine? The limousine is full of cars, Darryl can't get out. - Please give me the keys. - I don't think you should drive,... ...you're a little nervous. Don't take my car. I'll think of something now. Guys, how does everything work here? Can you get those cars out of there? Listen, Edward... Edward? Can you drive a manual transmission? - Yes. - Listen, just be more careful... ...with her, this

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On May 31, a comedy starring the charismatic, witty, charming, “most charming and attractive” American stand-up Amy Schumer will be released in Ukraine. A funny movie that hides a great female tragedy.

The original title of the film is “I Feel Pretty” (“I feel pretty” or “I feel like a cutie”). This was the name of one of the songs in the musical West Side Story. The plot is a Soviet comedy with Irina Muravyova on Hollywood steroids. Well, remember how the modest, unfashionable, unsure of herself, but socially active (and being a social activist in the Soviet era, even Gorbachev’s, is a non-sexual thing) Muravyova’s heroine, under the influence of a psychotherapist friend with the erotic name Susanna, did auto-training, namely, looked at mirror and repeated the phrase: “I am the most charming and attractive. All men like me. They're just crazy about me."

Amy Schumer's character, Renee, in short, has a complex about her unmodel appearance and goes to the gym to gain fat (and, let's face it, she has a lot of fat). But in the gym he feels even worse, because there are mostly sex bombs around, who did not come to correct their figure, but, on the contrary, to show off in every possible way (after all, the men's gym is nearby). Instead of ineffective auto-training, there is an effective head blow, after which Rene comes to her senses with a new vision of herself: it seems to her that she has been transformed into a stunning thief (like Jack Black, blinded by magic in the comedy “Love is Evil”, only he saw in a distorted light not himself, and others).

A cherished dream has come true (remember how in “Girls”, when Tosya says: “How I want to be beautiful, then I would take revenge for all the deceived girls!” Here I am walking beautiful along the street, and all the guys I meet are dumbfounded, and those who are weaker - so they fall, fall, fall and stack themselves in piles! Here! "). And Rene, thanks to a temporary clouding, begins a new life. Although in reality her appearance had not changed one iota.

That is, this is not the story of Cinderella, not the story of ugly Betty or Katya Pushkareva. There is no external transformation here. Here it’s just the opposite, the emphasis is on the fact that with the same appearance you can make a completely different impression depending on the internal presentation, that is, not on the dress, hairstyle, makeup, but on self-awareness, energy, vibes.

Let's remember another Soviet movie (for some reason, in the context of this Hollywood comedy, quotes from Soviet films come to mind, perhaps because an ordinary Soviet woman, in principle, was never a sexual object and the Soviet idea of ​​​​female appearance nipped any sexuality in the bud) . "In love by choice." There is a very dramatic, piercing monologue of the heroine Evgenia Glushenko, addressed to her mother: “I hate, I hate... myself, I hate everyone! Both you and your father. You are criminals! You should not have had children, you should have been banned from having children! Who are you producing?! Some ugly people who are doomed to suffer for the rest of their lives. Sooner or later they are put in their place. Where? Where does this forehead, this skin come from? Where?!…".

Congenital ugliness is truly a tragedy. And no matter how much they say that appearance is not the main thing, the main thing is the beauty of the soul, all these are lies and consolations, painkillers, which in reality are not a medicine, but a placebo. To see the beauty of the soul, you need to get to it, and to want to get to the essence, you first need to pay attention to the surface. And yet, ugliness is not a death sentence if you present it with confidence and self-esteem. Of course, this sounds like a banal motivator from the manual “How to Increase Self-Esteem,” but it’s true. It is much better to have charisma and charm than symmetrical facial features and model parameters. And charisma is self-confidence, that is, it is not so much the complete absence of complexes (this does not happen, and if it does happen, then it is an inflection in the opposite direction, which is also not good), but the ability not to demonstrate these complexes to others , do not expose them to strangers.

“Lap! But speak confidently!” — said the same Muravyova, only in the film “Moscow Doesn’t Believe in Tears.”

It’s difficult to believe all these motivators when it’s just written on paper or floating around on the Internet. But when you have live confirmation in front of you, it’s a completely different matter. And Amy Schumer, radiating an ocean of charm with an abundance of fat folds and a double chin, is the most alive and visual.

After the brilliant rom-com "Girl with No Insecurities", where the heroine was brutal and assertive, like an armored train, Amy Schumer played a girl with complexes who becomes an armored train after a concussion (and then, naturally, when the fog clears, there is a conscious reassessment of the aesthetic dogmas imposed by stereotypes ). Of course, her liberated behavior after the “transformation” is too liberated and in places frankly awkward, from the outside it’s ridiculous and ridiculous (this is a comedy), but Renee, who has hit her head, “blurs out” with such stunning confidence that those around her simply have no options left but how to accept and agree.

“Pretty Woman” loses to “Girl Without Complexes” in the sense that there are standard American jokes about diarrhea and the same standard and quite expected edifying speech in the finale. And there are many unconvincing, deceitful moments here (wouldn’t they hire a girl with Renee’s appearance and manner of dressing as an office manager at the reception for an A-class cosmetics company; and in real life the heroine’s fat girlfriend wouldn’t get along with a handsome man because of her hobby of knitting) . But Amy Schumer herself is one hundred, no, two hundred percent convincing. And that's enough.

And, by the way, the authors of the film do not at all profess the ideology of the lazy “love me for who I am.” It is possible and necessary to improve yourself whenever possible and within reason. Therefore, at the end we see Rene again on the simulator. But they profess the ideology “if you don’t love yourself, no one will.” And this is an indisputable truth. The only bad thing is that the film doesn’t have instructions on how to love yourself without hitting yourself in the head.

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Renee Bennett has a lot of complexes because of her excess weight and imperfect figure. One day she decides to go cycling. But there the exercise bike breaks under her. Renee works in a small online division of a cosmetics store. She sits in the basement with programmer Mason.

Renee's friends persuade her to go on a group date, where they will have to compete for the attention of guys with three beauties. Renee is sure that this idea is doomed to failure. She gets drunk with her two friends, Vivian and Jane, and then they take a lot of pictures together. In the morning Rene comes to work. She learns from Mason that the server has crashed, and now she will have to bring a paper report to her boss Lily LeClair. Rene is very nervous and afraid to go to the office. Mason motivates her to get ready and do the job.

In the office, Renee spots Avery LeClaire. Rene also learns that the office is looking for a person at the reception. The LeClair family is engaged in luxury cosmetics. At the moment they are trying to start selling budget cosmetics, but this is not so easy. Lily LeClaire is trying to get Avery to take the budget end of their products more seriously.

Renee reads the requirements for an applicant for a job at the reception on the website. This vacancy seems like a dream job to her. At the store, Renee meets Mallory, whom she previously met at a cycling event. Renee watches as a stranger tries to get Mallory to give her her phone number, but she turns him down. Renee dreams of one day feeling what it's like to be an irresistible girl who can take everything from life. At night, during a thunderstorm, Rene leaves the house. She makes a wish that she wants to be very beautiful, and then throws a coin into the fountain to make this wish come true.

The next morning she goes cycling again. Rene accidentally falls off her exercise bike and hits her head. After the fall, Renee begins to see herself as incredibly beautiful. She thinks she has the perfect figure. This gives Rene confidence. She begins to act relaxed. All her complexes disappear. She goes to the office and applies for a position at the reception. Renee meets with her friends. She acts as if she has changed beyond recognition. Her friends are a little shocked by her behavior, since outwardly Renee has not changed at all.

Girlfriends check their posted group date photo. But there is not a single view there. Renee is sure it's all about her and that they need to take another photo. Soon Rene receives a call and is asked to schedule an interview for a new position. At the interview, Renee blows away Avery LeClaire with her confidence. Rene gets the desired position. On his first day of work, Rene meets Grant LeClaire, Avery's brother, and impresses him with his spontaneous behavior. Avery decides to ask Renee's opinion about their budget cosmetics, and Renee gives her some good advice.

Renee meets a man named Ethan in a laundry room. She exchanges numbers with him, and then calls him herself and invites him on a date. While on a date, she notices that a bikini competition is going on nearby. Much to Ethan's surprise, Renee enters the competition. With her confidence, Rene lights up the stage. And although she does not win the competition, she receives a standing ovation. Ethan is surprised that Renee isn't the least bit upset about the loss. He simply admires her.

The next day, Avery reaches out to Renee again. The launch of their budget line of products is coming, and Avery's grandmother, Lily, will be attending the launch. Avery is afraid of doing something wrong. Rene again gives her good advice. Avery is pleased that Renee has a good understanding of the clients the budget line is aimed at. Avery invites Renee to dinner. Renee continues to communicate with Ethan. After another date, they have sex.

Rene comes to the LeClairs' dinner with Ethan. Avery told Grandma Lily about Renee helping her. Renee manages to impress Lily, who invites her to go with them to Boston for the presentation. Rene also starts spending time clubbing with her new work colleagues. Gradually she begins to skid a little.

During the group date, Renee doesn't behave nicely. She tries to help her modest friends loosen up, but in reality she simply humiliates them. Her friends are outraged by Rene's behavior. It's time to fly to Boston. Aboard the private jet, Avery tells Renee that she wants to give her the position of vice president of their diffuse cosmetics line. Suddenly, Grant begins to show signs of attention to Renee.

Grant tries to kiss Renee, but then she receives a text from Ethan. It is Rene who stops. She pushes Grant out of the room, citing the fact that she has diarrhea. Then she accidentally hits her head on the transparent bathroom door and falls. Having come to his senses, Rene begins to feel differently. Renee goes down to the bar where she is supposed to meet Avery, where she meets Mason, who is also involved in working on the presentation. Rene goes to the mirror. Now she sees herself as before. All of Renee's confidence disappears. She gives the presentation materials to Mason and asks him to give them to Avery. Renee leaves, realizing that the spell has been broken, and now she cannot go to the presentation.

Avery sends Renee a message. She carried out everything as Renee suggested, but from her lips the speech sounded somehow wrong. They need Renee at the next presentation. Ethan calls Renee. He wants to come to her, but Renee is afraid that he will see her as she is and be disappointed in her. She postpones her meeting with Ethan. Having gotten drunk, Renee goes to see her friends, but they are offended by her. They go on a quest with the guys from the group date, and they don’t want to take Rene with them.

Plucking up courage, Renee goes to dinner with Ethan. At the restaurant, Renee is afraid to approach Ethan, thinking that he won't recognize her at all. She sits down at the bar and texts Ethan that she's working late. However, Ethan sees her clearly and approaches her. He thinks that Renee decided to act out some kind of scene and plays along with her. Ethan pretends to be meeting Renee for the first time. She tells him that she is waiting for her boyfriend, and he replies that he is waiting for his girlfriend. Then Renee starts asking Ethan about his girlfriend. He mentions that he got the most beautiful girl in the world. After these words, Rene begins to cry and runs out into the street. She's still convinced that Ethan didn't recognize her.

Renee calls Ethan and tells him that it's over between them and that he deserves someone better than her. This stuns Ethan, he does not understand why Renee did this to him. Renee wants to try to get it all back. She comes to cycling, where it all started with a fall. But nothing happens. After class, she notices the crying beauty Mallory. She is upset that she was abandoned because she is psychotic. This news shocks Renee. Mallory also suffers from low self-esteem. Both girls talk it out and feel better. Mallory also tells Renee that she is auditioning to be a model for the upcoming launch of Lily LeClaire's new cosmetics line. Rene understands that the face of Lily’s diffuse cosmetics line should not be an ideal beauty, but a girl similar to those customers for whom this line is intended.

Renee calls her friends and leaves a message apologizing. Together with Mason, Rene sneaks into Lily's presentation. Lily starts speaking at the podium, but her speech sounds absolutely terrible. Mason turns off the light. Then Rene appears on stage. Renee displays photographs of herself before and after the exercise bike incident. In her opinion, in the photographs where she was already a receptionist, she was a beauty, but in the old photographs she was not. But people don't see any difference. Then Renee herself turns around, looks at the screens, and realizes that there was no magic. She understands that she did everything herself.

Afterwards, Renee gives a speech about self-confidence and how people's appearance affects it. Next, she goes over to Lily's diffuse line of cosmetics and gives an excellent presentation, in which she inserted photographs of her friends present in the room. The audience rejoices. Avery is glad that everything worked out for Renee and leaves her to work at the company. Lily reconciles with her granddaughter. Renee makes up with her friends and then comes to Ethan and apologizes to him.

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