Statuses in rhyme
The bull walks, sways, sighs as he walks... and suddenly he turns into Nikita Dzhigurda!
Smart, handsome and fashionable! A little - a little married, a little - a little free!
You are my friend. We're friends. You are such a fool, just like me.
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If you love me, let me know... If you hate me, let me know... You're bored, call me... And if you're playing, LEAVE!
A fake friend is like a shadow. he's only around on a clear day
All day long I dream about you, and this is not a lie... Hurry to you, hurry to you... my beloved sofa!
My heart is tearing my bra apart, where are you wandering, my happiness?
I was standing at the fence, suddenly that mare passed, you’re lucky, monkey, that I didn’t find the stone!
Let money, huddled in a flock of birds, fly towards me like a hurricane, let it surround me, attack me, and climb into my pocket with impudence!!!
-Aren't you handsome? Face like an ass? Have fun in Photoshop!
Buy a soldering iron and solder the fuck...
One two three four five, I can dance, It’s just a gift from God, If there’s turpentine in my butt.
Love is four heels in one crib
Between the fifth and sixth, call your wife at home.
When you feel bad in your soul and Nescafe won’t fit into your throat, call me quickly, we’ll scrape together for vodka!
Maslenitsa, treat! Give everyone pancakes! For pancakes to be heaped, and all with caviar!
The bull walks, sways, sighs as he walks... and suddenly he turns into Nikita Dzhigurda!
If you love, you don’t need words... but just a look is enough...
The years flew by in a minute... There was the first bell, and now graduation...
When conscience was handed out, we stood behind the impudence
Dry your tears - everything will work out. People learn from mistakes
Why love, why suffer, it’s much easier to sit down and eat
Smart, handsome and fashionable! A little - a little married, a little - a little free!
Thanks to my mother and father that I was born a BOY!
I consciously built the walls of my loneliness... and the doors to them were cut by those who loved me.
I play music on my nerves, spreading someone’s feelings on bread, I exclaim “this is delicious”!
Our friendship is like glass, it breaks quickly and easily, only the wounds from the fragments take a very long time to heal...
An empty house, an empty soul, two knives in the heart, one I stabbed myself, the other was helped by friends...
You are my friend. We're friends. You are such a fool, just like me.
If life gets tough, look at your friend's face!
My cheekbones are aching with annoyance, it seems to me for years that where I am, life passes, and where I am not, life goes on.
I love you food, Let's be together forever; If you didn’t eat yesterday, know that Dean ate everything then!
