Statuses about a car with meaning
A car greatly reduces the time allotted to a person for a quiet life.
If you don't have four wheels, you feel like you're on all fours.
The car is the favorite toy of adult men.
Previously, an expensive car showed how much a person earned, now it shows how much he owes.
Any car will last you for the rest of your life if you drive hard enough.
Of all the creations of human hands, the car most closely resembles a living creature.
Times are changing: a car is now a necessity, and children are a luxury
When you have a car, you have more comfort. Or drive. It's up to you to decide.
When crossing the road, look not at the traffic lights, but at the cars - traffic lights have never hit anyone...
There are two happy moments in the life of every car enthusiast: when he buys a car and when he sells it.
A woman dreams of happiness. A man is talking about a car.
If you come across an ad like: “Buy a car right now. The benefit is 100 thousand rubles.” Remember, this is not about your benefit.
If you get behind the wheel, don’t be afraid, but if you’re afraid, don’t get behind the wheel!
There are living people in iron machines.
Girls, what do you know about the difficulty of choosing? Unless, of course, you had to choose a car.
Cars drive us towards immobility.
The machine should be a part of you, your flesh, and you should be an integral part of it. This is the only way to become one of a kind.
Nothing brings a large family together like a small car.
A car is not a luxury, but a means of adoration
- If your husband is too quiet, take him for a ride in the car. And you will immediately see how many words he knows, including swear words.
- A good driver is not one who drives fast, but one who drives fast when necessary.
- - Honey, do you know how a Japanese wife is different from you? - How? - Because she saws from the left.
- Just because your girlfriend doesn't know how to use the handbrake doesn't mean she can't drive it.
They say that in order to feel like a goddess in our time, it is enough to start a car. And also, don’t forget to put a status for the girl about the car.
- Before, I didn’t understand men who put the car above all else. I recently bought a car, I realized.
- In life I’m a sweet girl, but you won’t hear the words I utter while driving anywhere else.
- I stopped at a traffic light, opened my purse, and started putting on makeup. And then bam, and it’s green. Wow, how nervous everyone is!
- The steering wheel is a very useful thing. In some cars you can put your phone on it while you take a selfie...
Cool statuses about the car
The only difference between a Japanese car and a European one is that the wife drives to the left of the steering wheel, and not to the right.
In Russia, drivers are so harsh that they come to the Driving School in their own cars.
In life I’m a sweet girl, but you won’t hear the words I utter while driving anywhere else.
Sometimes I want to stop the first foreign car I come across, open the door and yell: “Where from? Well, where do you get so much money?!”
Come on, dumpster, speed up!
A car, like a woman, loves cleaning, caressing and lubrication.
I realized that my wife drives a car better than me! I can’t move with the handbrake, but she drove with it all day.
I changed the car horn to the sound of a gunshot. Now people give way to me much faster.
Popular sign: if you have a car, very soon all your money will be spent on something unknown).
Yesterday I stuck a second yellow exclamation mark on the rear window of the car, otherwise it seems to me that the surrounding drivers underestimate the threat!
When I fill up a full gas tank, my car doubles in price
I like to take my husband in the car... He yells, swears, waves his arms. Emotions overflowing! But then at home he sits quietly, is silent, and is glad that he returned home!
Yesterday I was stuck in traffic behind a Bentley. I learned to yawn and sneeze without closing my eyes.
I want a boyfriend! With a car! You can do it without a boyfriend!
A car is not a luxury; its spare parts are a luxury.
There were so many cars that the speed dropped to zero.
If oil does not drip from a domestic car, it means it has run out.
Since I started driving, I have become more careful when crossing the road.
A car is a means of transportation for finding spare parts for it.
If you are driving in a car and you are hit hard, get out and look: if it was hit from behind, your money will increase, and if it hits you from the front, your money will decrease.
Once upon a time I wanted to love and be happy. But now I've grown up and wiser, and I want a car!
I asked Google “How to teach my wife to drive a car.” Received 100 links to joke sites. Thought about it.
A car, like a woman, loves cleaning, caressing and lubrication.
I finally figured out what kind of car I want! COLLECTION!
The art of truly swearing... Comes with the ability to drive a car!!!
I’m driving a car and I see the guy behind the wheel shaving! My lipstick almost fell into my coffee!
With the help of words you can move mountains, and with the help of swear words you can start a car!
My car has serious problems: my wife passed her license...
How to become a web developer if you are over 30 and studied to be a philologist
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To quickly overcome the fear of failure, take a course with an emphasis on practice.
Projects created during your studies will go into your portfolio and show a future employer what you are capable of. For some companies, even real work experience is not as significant as your skills.
“I’m 30, I’ll be the oldest student”
And you won't be the only one. Estimating your age through a certain norm is a barrier and a trick of the brain to protect you from leaving your comfort zone. Well, we were sitting normally, what started?
Let's look at the facts:
• the age of 49% of working IT specialists is from 25 to 34 years;
• employers are legally prohibited from setting age limits;
• the average age of students in the Programming direction at Skillbox is 30-35 years.
Natalya Mikhailova:
Fear about age is normal. There is no concept of “old”, the main thing is desire. Answer yourself three important questions: • How many years did you devote to your previous field? • How long do you plan to work? • Are you ready to spend so much time on something you don't like? The answers to these questions will give you a clear understanding of whether you should change something, and powerful motivation for taking the first steps.
Data from a survey conducted by CtackOverflow in 2021
“Training takes time and money”
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Even if at school or university you were especially eager to study, slept for three hours and were among the best students, you are unlikely to be able to do the same now. Firstly, you are no longer 18. Yes, in your heart you are still 18, but you have probably begun to value sleep and weekends more than before. Secondly, you don't have a two-month vacation to recover and relax. Don't push yourself.
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“What if something changes? Changing a profession is a responsible step."
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Let's say you decide to learn a new profession within a year. This means that the final amount in the plan should be reduced. At the same time, by the middle of your studies you will be able to take orders or change your job to a more promising one.
Even if at first you earn a little less as a beginning Frontend developer, salaries in the IT sector are growing faster than in banking, construction, marketing and human resources. Junior specialists receive an average of 60-80 thousand rubles, and at the Middle level - 130 thousand.
Natalya Mikhailova: In IT, skills are much more important than basic education. After studying, you will have to continue to upgrade them, because the field is constantly changing. With this setup, even a philologist with a front-end portfolio can easily find a job.
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About your favorite car
Do you also apologize to your “baby” when you drove into a hole?
I will not tint my car, because hiding such a beauty behind dark windows is simply illegal!
I don't need anything else to be happy. I have a car!
Some people really take care of their car; but usually she is given no more care than members of the family.
I've always loved cars: the sound of the ignition, the easy forward motion, and the ability, the ability to go anywhere.
Do you know why I installed a photo with a car on my avatar? And in order to stroke it with the cursor 
She stands at the window and waits for him, and I stand at the window and watch so that my car is not stolen
Are you also one of those people who walks better in old shoes, but will buy more expensive rubber?
Quotes about the road by car
The road lulls you, conducive to thoughts and bright ideas.
Russian roads are the place where 150 horses under the hood are inferior to one on the hooves.
An empty highway is my kind of antidepressant.
It’s good to drive early in the morning - the streets are empty, the idiots are sleeping...
Even if it’s not cool - but it’s my own CAR, even if it’s not yours - but it’s my favorite MUSIC, THE ROAD... even if it’s not very good... but still everything is great.
I want to go. Nowhere, just go. Listen to music and look at trees, fields, clouds passing by. Day and night, go, go and go. So that no one will bother you. Nobody.
When driving on Russian roads, the main thing is to stay away from other fools.
Only here we have to drive around the asphalt on the side of the road...
On the way home, wild thoughts come to me...
Only in Russia, if you drive into the oncoming lane, you can get hit in the ass...
The paradox of our roads: no matter where you go, the oncoming lane will be cleaner, less broken down and not clogged with cars.
About car speed
I drive too fast to worry about cholesterol!
Don't drive faster than your angel can fly.
The greatest danger on the roads is a car that drives faster than its driver can think.
But what if you actually slow down when required?
Have you ever noticed that when you are driving, the one who drives faster than you is an asshole, and the one who drives slower is an idiot?
In Italy there is only one speed limit - the maximum speed of your car.
If you press on the gas, then all the way!!
The car is a beast, the driver is “crazy”)
Speed allows you to forget about a lot. For example, about safety.
Driver, remember: your personal guardian angel flies at a speed of no more than 100 km/h!
The only speed limiter in Russia is a car blinking its headlights in the oncoming lane.
There were so many cars that the speed dropped to zero.
Speed never hurts. Especially for a pedestrian.
Tell me mom how much is my life worth? when I press the gas pedal to the full!
I'm not guilty!
Anything can happen! Troubles happen to everyone, but why make a problem out of a couple of bent bumpers! Statuses about car ladies for whom something went wrong.
- Oh, it seems I've gone a little too far... if anything happens, look for me in the parking lot.
- Oh, I beg you, driving is easy! On red we stand, on green we go! We don’t pay attention to the frightened faces of pedestrians and passengers. What could be simpler?
- I think my girlfriend just likes to feel like a goddess when she's driving... she's driving and I'm praying.
- There are two types of women driving: the first ones hysterically cling to the steering wheel and look stunnedly ahead, and the second ones chat on their cell phones and shoot their eyes at passers-by.
- You understand the saying that beauty is a terrible force only when you come across a girl behind the wheel...
- It's finished! Today I went on my own for the first time! As a result, it turned out that I was a fool 19 times and a bitch several times... and one pedish-looking man even called me a bitch!
- Do you know what girls do while driving when they encounter troubles on the road? So I don’t know, because troubles on the road usually happen precisely through their fault!
- If your woman is learning to drive, don't stand in her way...literally!
- Why don't women driving think about the size of their car until they hear the crunch of the bumper?
- From the set of rules for women driving: you need to show your middle finger with the hand that is not holding a cell phone!
- The most dangerous driver is a girl! These irresponsible creatures simply do not know how to coordinate their hand movements!
- Women drivers... only they have all three rearview mirrors pointed at them.
- What is it, stunning girl? Easy, it's a woman driving!
- Oh, girls, the main thing is that the person is good! And it doesn’t matter what color his Bentley is!
Statuses about a new car
If buying a new car doesn’t make you happy at all, it means you bought it for your wife, and the loan was issued to you..
If you bought a car and are not happy about it, it means you bought it on credit.
I think the reason men like women in leather so much is because it reminds them of the smell of a new car.
The best car is a new car!
Nothing devalues your car like your neighbor's new car.
If your reckless driver friend stopped driving at 160, there is one explanation: he bought a new car.
The best car is a new one!
About domestic cars
I don’t know where the LADA I drove came from. Or who made it. I can only guess that he was very angry about something.
No need to frown, Lada. No need to worry, Lada. Selling is the best reward, Lada. You will spend money on a car, and then it will fall apart, or the bottom will fall through, “Lada”!
A Lada is good, but a car is better.
I think that many would drive a good domestic car. But who will let us into the city on a tank?
If you want to become a mechanic, buy yourself a domestic car.
A domestic car is just like the woman you love: always on top.
A 75-year-old Moskvich was stolen. The meaning becomes clear.
New Lada! Develops speeds up to 260 km/day!
If oil does not drip from a domestic car, it means it has run out.
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