If you ask any person in the territory of the former USSR to remember a quote about cars, then most likely it will be the phrase “A car is not a luxury, but a means of transportation” from “The Golden Calf” by Ilya Ilf and Evgeny Petrov.
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German sayings about cars:
Hin mit dem Ford, zuruck mit dem Zug - There by Ford, back by train.
Wie verdoppelt man den Wert einer Mazda? Einfach volltanken! — How to double the cost of Mazda? Fill the tank full.
Warum haben alle Toyota Modelle serienma?ig eine Heckklappenheizung? Damit man beim Anschieben keine kalten Hande kriegt. — Why are all Toyota models equipped with heated rear windows as standard? So that when pushing your hands don’t freeze.
Was ist das kleinste Teil in einer Honda? Das Gehirn des Besitzers. — The smallest detail in a Honda? Driver's brain.
Was ist die maximale Beschleunigung eines Nissans? 9.81 m/s2 (im freien Fall) — Nissan's maximum acceleration speed? 9.81 m/s2 (in free fall)
Wie wird man einen FIAT los? Mit Rostloser bespruhen. — How to get rid of Fiat? Douse with rust remover.
Fur was ist das Zusatzpedal in einem Hyundai? Um den Airbag aufzupumpen. — Why is an additional pedal installed in Hyundai? Pump up the Airbag.
Was steht auf der letzten Seite der Betriebsanleitung eines Suzuki? Der Busfahrplan. — What is indicated on the last page of the Suzuki instructions? Bus schedule.
Lexus - Ambitionen fur Arme - Lexus - ambition for the poor.
Ein Land Rover verliert kein Ol - er markiert sein Territorium - Land Rover does not lose oil, it marks the territory.
Falls ihr sehen Land Rover an Weg, er oder fährt in Service oder erstattet ab dahin... - If you see a Land Rover on the road, then it is either going to the service station or returning from there...
Wie unterscheiden sich viele Schalter bei Nacht in einem Infiniti? Es ist egal, es funktioniert ohnehin keiner. — How are multiple switches (buttons) different at night in Infinity? It doesn’t matter at all, not one of them works.
Ein Renault Fahrer braucht keinen Fuererschein. Es kann man nicht als Auto betrachten. — A Renault driver doesn’t need a driver’s license; it can’t be called a car.
Warum hat Mitsubishi so gro?e Aussenspiegel? Damit er die Lichthupe vom VW sieht! — Why do Mitsubishi have such large mirrors? In order to see how Volkswagen gives a light signal for overtaking.
Was sind 25 DAEWOO Fahrer auf einem Parkplatz?
Elternsprechtag in der Sonderschule. — What are 25 Dey drivers doing in one parking lot? Parent meeting at a school for the mentally retarded.
Lieber ne Schwester im Puff als einen Bruder im ROVER. “Better a sister in a brothel than a brother in a Rover.”
Wie fuhlt sich Mercedes motor im Ssang Yong? Wie ein Herzschrittmacher in einer Leiche! — How does the Mercedes engine feel in Ssang Yong? Like a heart rate simulator in a corpse.
Warum Besitzer Alfa Romeo nicht begrüßen sich an Weg? Potomuchto sie in dem Morgen sahen in Service... - Why don’t Alfa Romeo owners say hello on the road? Because they saw each other at the service station this morning...
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The best aphorisms, quotes and sayings about truck drivers can be compared to cultural heritage.
Everything that resonated in the driver’s soul was preserved and passed on from generation to generation.
- Only one person out of five drives a car well, and he always sits next to the driver.
- The road, the road... Not much left... We'll be back home soon!
- Alcohol and driving don't mix.
- An inept driver is safe as long as another incompetent driver does not meet him.
- Truck driver Vitalik can write only three words. Empty, loaded and Vitalik.
- You need to drive the car as fast as if you were late for the dentist.
- There is no place for jealous people in truck drivers. As well as cowards, as well as homebodies.
You can find hundreds of positive, life-affirming phrases online. Only the best are remembered and accompanied on the road.
Jokes, proverbs and sayings about cars
Recently, while talking with a friend about cars, I automatically answered one of his questions with a saying. After that, I thought that there are actually a lot of such sayings and it would be nice to collect, if not all, then at least the most popular of them in one place.
Actually, that’s what I did, but before you start reading them, I would like to ask those who are especially touchy and take everything to heart to take everything written below with humor.
What they write about truckers
Tales, funny stories and quotes about the road help truckers along the way. They make difficult everyday life not boring, exciting and memorable. You can hear many interesting stories from the life of truck drivers.
Statuses
Statuses about drivers are made up of phrases contained in popular songs.
Truck driving is not just a profession, for many it is also a way of life. Therefore, it is very important to fill it with spiritual statuses that add variety to their not always eventful everyday life.
- Truckers have their own lives. And there is no place for weaklings and wimps in it.
- If you drive more quietly, you owe less...
- Impotent truck drivers deliver cargo a day earlier.
- Rule of three Ds - give way to the fool!
- There is a truck for every reckless driver!
Funny statuses about truck drivers are written for real men who cannot imagine life without long trips.
Aphorisms
Both light humorous phrases and statements of great people become faithful companions of long-distance drivers:
- No one has ever met a trailer driver with an inferiority complex.
- The driver is the most dangerous and unreliable component of the car.
- There are no roads in Russia - only directions.
- With the help of banknotes you can also bypass road signs.
Drivers tell them to fellow travelers, share them in roadside cafes, and with family members upon their return. Life-affirming phrases support the driver and protect him from troubles.
Quotes
The most liked phrases from films and books are remembered and become an integral part of life and the hard work of every profession.
- Truck driver is a profession for real men. For those who can protect themselves and protect their cargo!
- Truckers have stronger families because they manage to miss each other.
- When Russia has flying cars, there will be cracks in the air.
- My car is the closest thing to me. The life of a truck driver... I don’t want another one.
- A drunk driver usually speeds on a turn where there is no turn.
By the way! By remembering and accepting them, it is easier for men to endure separation and keep love at a distance.
Sayings
Moral teachings that help not only to live, but also to protect drivers from rash actions on the road:
- “Don’t look at the butts, but look at the feet.”
- “Are you in a hurry? Jump over!".
- “No matter what row you stand in, you still have to follow the truck.”
- “Hang on, dear, I’m hurrying home.”
- The Fredliner truck is like a liner at sea.
Capacious phrases, filled with meaning in a humorous form, are easily remembered and preserved for many years.
And so, funny jokes, aphorisms, proverbs and sayings about cars:
A car is the favorite toy of adult men.
Used cars are bought not by those who need a cheap car, but by those who need an expensive car cheaply.
Nothing brings a large family together like a small car.
A new car is not always a measure of how much money you have, but more often than not a measure of how much money you owe.
An experienced mechanic can estimate the cost of repairing your car so accurately that it matches the amount in your wallet.
Funny sayings about car brands
For a long, long time I saved
But I bought the car anyway, I am now a special racer - on OKE until the first bump. :)))))))))))))))))
A Kruzak is flying in the oncoming lane.
Buy a SUZUKI, my friend, so that everyone doesn’t die from BOREDOM :)
Toyotas are floating along Lenin Avenue in the rain
I bought myself a markovnik, there is already a cowshed in the cabin!
I bought myself a Markovnik, I’m not a fucking official :)
Driving on the Markush, I feel cooler!
“driving on a markush” I feel like a lump. :))) No offense :)))
expensive Yakutsk, broken into shit, even the UAZ clearance is small, but without fear I go up on patrol, now I move like in a tank
There is nothing better than a Toyota Tselika :-))
so let's begin our story about the premiere car, the person who bought it has manners, its style is puzzling, but the original always has tenderness, stretched headlights, special panels, immediately forgetting the standard “swing”, the desire to take off presses you to the ground, it’s not surprising when we see it, we say “sel vu ple” (French .)
RM, you and I will go to the store and buy a Kamaz there.
stir up some music and you can start a rap group
lyrics for an entire album already
Where the Land Cruiser won’t go, OKA will crawl on its belly +)
I love my corolla, there is no point in convincing her. Although the Corolla is small, it is faithful on the road. I fly on it like a bullet, let's overtake Porsche sales while playing
