Statuses and quotes: Birthday
They say about birthdays that this is one of the most favorite holidays for most people. Perhaps the whole point is that on this significant day a person receives more gifts and wishes than on all other 364 days of the year. In addition, meetings with friends, pleasant surprises and compliments also play a role. Quotes about birthdays, however, are more contradictory. Some argue that there is no more fun holiday, others that it’s sad because you’re growing up. In any case, everyone has this date and there is no escape from it. So we have selected a wide variety of aphorisms, statuses and birthday quotes so that everyone can choose a phrase to suit their mood.
Birthday Quotes With Meaning
Lord, why?! But we agreed! Let others grow old, not me!
The surest way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it at least once.
Only a fool would celebrate the years of death's approach.
At what point did lighting candles become more interesting than blowing them out?
Thank you, mom, for giving birth!
You still experience a strange feeling on your birthday, even if you don’t attach any significance to it.
Every year on the same day, a person reminds himself that he is able to light a fire and then extinguish it with his breath.
Celebrating a birthday is an attempt to fight the sadness that life is passing.
There is no meaning to a birthday. But even though he is not there, there are feelings. People want to celebrate you being born into this world.
At first you are surprised how quickly the day passes, and then you realize that it was not a day, but life.
Name days are a great opportunity to get together with family and friends, congratulate each other and have a good time. A holiday is always a guarantee of a good mood, no matter how old you are. In any case, I want to believe so. One day a year everyone feels the most significant, important and loved on the whole Earth. One quote on this subject says well that you listen to speeches on your birthday and look around, as if asking: who is this even about?
Quotes about famous people's birthdays
I hate birthdays... For me it's evolution. I don't celebrate the past. I prefer the present and the future. Karl Lagerfeld
A birthday is such a thing that it terribly depresses your self-esteem. Erich Maria Remarque
I don't celebrate birthdays. It seems to me that this is a waste of time. For me, this day is no different from others. In a way, every day is a birthday. You wake up in the morning, everything is fresh and new, and the main thing is that this new day brings you something important. Dalai Lama XIV
Birthday is like a personal New Year. You can take stock and make plans. Elchin Safarli
My birthday is not my doing. Arkady Arkanov
As a boy I was happy about my birthday, but now you get upset - the numbers are scary. Ilya Erenburg
What to do with the person who was the first to celebrate his birthday? Killing is not enough. Mark Twain
Only on your birthday do you find out how many unnecessary things there are in the world. Mikhail Zhvanetsky
I always thought that a birthday is a holiday, and age has nothing to do with it... It turned out, on the contrary, a holiday has nothing to do with a birthday. Pavel Sanaev
A husband is a person who always forgets your birthday and never misses a chance to tell you your age. Marilyn Monroe
Statuses and birthday quotes cannot replace toasts, but they can give you a couple of ideas about what to say to the birthday person. So we recommend that you take a closer look at the phrases and expressions collected here for ideas for congratulations.
Birthday quotes short and sweet
Birthdays are a pleasant thing, but in large doses they are deadly.
Middle age: when all you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.
The doll is sleeping, she is tired... she celebrated her birthday...
Birthdays are a very useful thing. According to statistics, the more of them a person has, the longer he lives.
Don’t you know that every day is someone’s birthday? Think about it!
Being born is the beginning, so there will be an end.
Fortunately, everyone has a birthday.
My birthday passed many years ago, and I still celebrate it...
The happiest moment in life is when you wake up in the morning and your mother, hugging you tightly and kissing you on the cheek, congratulates you on your birthday.
Birthday is a holiday on which we hear more adulation than we have heard all year.
This is definitely a fun and memorable holiday. After it there are many pleasant memories, and, of course, a mountain of various gifts. Sayings and quotes about your birthday will help you refresh your memory of the event. After all, year after year we all get older (or older), and events are no longer remembered so well.
Statuses about “Jam Day”
Jam Day! Brew me happiness.
My first birthday was celebrated without me, but then I made up for it all subsequent times!
If it comes down to cake on your birthday, it's a failure.
We must not forget to congratulate ourselves!
Every day I'm born, the costs for it grow much faster than I do!
And for my birthday, give me a large set of colored pencils - I will color my life.
The hardest thing is to look at a greeting card, read its contents and pretend that you don’t notice the money invested.
Childhood ends when you stop wanting to obey your mom and dad on your birthday.
The sense of tact is to wake up the guests and inform them that the birthday party has already ended two days ago.
I'm always 18, the rest is experience!
A birthday is another step on the path to the future, which is marked by certain accomplishments and achievements. Therefore, the gifts that we receive on this day include knowledge, experience and life wisdom. Involuntarily on this day we evaluate our achievements in career, friendship, love... I really want to believe that the assessment of achievements will be positive and positive. As positive as these statuses.
Positive birthday quotes
I would like to wish myself health, health and once again money!
Hooray! I'm of age! Now I can do everything that my mother forbade! First of all, I licked the swing in the cold and stuck my fingers into the socket.
You are waiting for this day, waiting. And he passes, and wait again!
Today no one wished me happy birthday. No surprise, I don’t have it today...
Usually at a birthday party the birthday person only needs the first 3-4 drinks.
I want to be given something special for my birthday. So I can say, “Wow, Porsche.”
A birthday is considered successful if the gifts exceed the costs of the holiday.
The habit of forgetting other people's birthdays allows you to save a significant amount over the year...
The more modest the birthday, the more imperceptibly the years go by...
Born to crawl and celebrates his birthday under the table...
These were funny birthday quotes. But this holiday can be characterized by more than one positive thing. It happens that sadness and disappointment take over on this date. It’s either a matter of age or the fact that you didn’t manage to achieve everything you wanted. I can’t help feeling that something is missing in life, something right and real, something worthwhile. It is better to drive such thoughts away. You have to believe that your birthday is a new page, that everything will be fine.
Sad birthday statuses
A newborn does not cry from deep emotions about his appearance in the world. No, being separated from his mother, he experiences loneliness for the first time. Therefore, a birthday is the beginning of loneliness.
I don't trust gifts and birthday cards!
Birthday: holiday or tribute to memories?
Birthday is such a sad holiday. A new year ring forms under the cerebral cortex.
Not a birthday, but a wake for years spent in vain.
Birthdays, like Christmas, are made for disappointment. It’s always feigned, pre-planned fun - it’s always blown to the temple: “Have fun, whoever they say!”
Birthdays?! It's rainy days and black and white movies.
Place the card in front of you, pour it and drink with you!
The only thing I regret in life is that I was not born someone else.
Everything that was born, that is, has a beginning, will end sooner or later.
Birthdays and gifts are a completely separate topic. You may get lucky here, or you may not. Sometimes they give you things that, looking at them, you immediately think: who should I give this to? And it also happens that they give exactly what they dreamed of.
Quotes about birthday gifts
Money is the best gift. Everything else costs too much.
Birthday gifts fall into two categories: those we don't like and those we don't receive.
Money is the best gift. Everything else costs too much.
A book is the best gift, but a gift is better than a book.
Gifts, like good advice, bring joy to the giver.
Gifts are received by those who have something to give.
Friendship is built on small gifts, love is built on big gifts.
Why is it so difficult to buy a gift that looks worth what it actually cost?
Name days are organized so that our friends can get rid of unnecessary things that they received on their own name days.
An ideal gift: an item that a woman can exchange in a store even a month later.
No matter how much you convince yourself that a birthday is the most ordinary day, the expectations from it are still festive and inflated. The thing is that we all come from childhood. And in childhood, everyone believed in miracles.
Anniversary!
A round date is a reason for joy, not sadness! Anniversary statuses that will cheer up everyone!
- Girls who have turned 30 are no longer girls, but newborn women!
- Women after 30 are quite good... it’s just that men after 30 are too old to appreciate it!
- Pfft... I'm 30, and I haven't aged a bit! Just a little retro suits me!
- Look at age differently. 50 years is just age. 50 years means you have lived half a century! Can you imagine how much this is? 400 years ago they still burned witches at the stake, but you lived for 50 years and continue to live! Isn't it magical?
- Today is my anniversary... I turned 30. Why an anniversary and not an anniversary? Yes, it’s all somehow modest because...
- 30 years is when you have almost achieved everything, and now it’s time to start living!
- The anniversary is today... and outside the window it’s an ordinary gray day. But at least the warmth of the past years lives in the soul...
- 25 years is the age when you have already climbed to the top, but now you have to stay there for as long as possible!
- 20 years is the most underrated anniversary... 20 years is also a long time! And in general, the age is serious!
- Oh my God. I lived 30 years! I don’t know how this happened, but I’m extremely happy about this fact!
- Turned 20? Well, congratulations, the rest is just very slow aging...
- An anniversary is such a special day when there are tons of flowers around, and you are still alive!
- 30 years is the time when female beauty blossoms!
- Hmm... but an anniversary is a great reason to see all the women of your man on his wall!
- Wind in my head, fortified port... and I’m already 40, by the way!
- If you didn’t have time to do something before the age of 30, then don’t worry - you’ll definitely do it after!
- Eh, 25 years! A quarter of a century has passed! That's pretty cool!