This life is such a mess, you won’t understand them in it, every day you will be overwhelmed, gasped and die.
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If you are in the mood for sex and are drawn into terrible fornication, mess up at work, and you will be immediately punished!
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It’s better to be a good person who “swears” than a quiet, well-mannered creature.
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Whoever read my thoughts now would blush at the presence of obscene swear words there.
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There is no such pure and bright thought that a Russian person could not express in a dirty, obscene form.
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Why don't Russians go to the hospital? Because Russians have two diseases: shit and shit. The bastard is not treated at all, but the bullshit goes away on its own.
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How strange it is: people find truly fresh and figurative expressions only when they swear.
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Let's see the positive in everything! No! Our roads are bad! We have great off-road conditions!
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Learning is the light, not learning, a bunch of friends, milking your free time, wild parties, disgusting whores, always drunk and telling everyone to screw you.
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The realization that “this is crap” comes when you get into an accident in your friend’s car.
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Observing my actions, common sense nervously marks time and swears.
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- A positive person is the one who was sent to hell, and he returned from there rested and with magnets!
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I can divide my life into two periods: “Something crazy is going on around me” and “I’m sleeping.”
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Why are you swearing? Because the consistent change in states and remarks of some individuals depresses my consciousness. What? Fuck you!
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Session is a masculine word. For no woman could have sex with so many people!
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- The most ridiculous way to end up in hell is to stumble over the threshold of heaven and, out of habit, say: “Fuck.”
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If life is killing you, it means she’s getting hard, that means she likes you, so why are you worrying?
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Mat is the same sounds that are sometimes made during emergency braking. brain
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It doesn’t matter that I swear so much and so much, the main thing is that I do it sincerely!
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I swear only in exceptional cases, but every case is exceptional in its own way.
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The boss said on the ninth to go to work, and we’re drinking at eight, we need to find the ninth, LET P’GO TO WORK.
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- Write down all your comments and complaints addressed to me on a piece of paper! Roll it into a tube and stick it up your ass.
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A girl who is repeatedly late for her Ukrainian language lesson comes into class: “Sorry, I’m late.” Teacher: - You didn’t fall, you ate.
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When I saw the new prices for housing and communal services, new forms began to emerge in my obscene vocabulary.
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Our child began to swear. Maybe I heard it in the garden, maybe on the street. X knows him.
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Nine-year-old Volodya swore near his mother, who was cleaning fish. Perhaps this is the only case when a person received bream as crucian carp.
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- Now I’ll take the frying pan of fate, the eggs of justice and fuck the scrambled eggs of the apocalypse.
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Call me! Call me, ska, urgently! After a while, send a text message or email. Now admit it, who sang this line and didn’t just read it stupidly?
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Intelligent people don’t swear; intelligent people use swear words and explain it with reason.
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And only our people, when they are called pohsts and raspdyayami, are not offended, but, on the contrary, perceive it as a compliment!
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Swearing was banned The Russian national football team was greeted by a silent crowd at Sheremetyevo.
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- In Russia they banned swearing. Now the boss doesn’t talk to us at all on Monday.
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Anyone can utter swear words, but swearing with facial expressions is the height of skill.
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“You are wary” means you praised, “You are tired” means you are guilty. Do you feel the power in words?! Long live the wonderful Russian mate.
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Always smile at your enemies, they will lose their minds trying to understand what the hell you are up to.
“Fuck” is a universal word that can express fear, surprise, puzzlement, anger, joy, pain, sadness and finally, fuck all feelings))))))
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- They say that ficus trees grow better if you talk to them. Yesterday I was rearranging it and dropped the pot on my leg. Within five minutes I helped to grow)))
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It doesn’t matter that I swear so much and so much. The main thing is that I do it sincerely!
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I swear only in exceptional cases, but every case is exceptional in its own way.))
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The boss said on the ninth to go to work, and we are drinking at eight, we need to find the ninth, LET P" GO TO WORK))
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Don't use foul language! Don't mindlessly swear! Words must be sacred to a person. Otherwise, you will be hanged in hell by your tongue. You will not wish such retribution on your enemy!
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When I saw the new prices for housing and communal services, new forms began to emerge in my obscene vocabulary
Cool aphorisms and sorry with obscenities.
Vodka "Buratino". Feel like wood and... No matter how much vodka you take, you still have to run twice! (wisdom).
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My friend's wife is not a woman to me. But if she's pretty... he's not my friend!
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Announcements at the airport: — The plane operating flight No. 13 wanted to land.
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There comes a time in every man’s life when it’s easier to buy clean socks.
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Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or leads to obesity:((
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If you asked a girl to dance and she agreed. Don't get too excited: you'll still have to dance first.
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Despite the fact that a woman has been living next to a man for several million years, there is still a lot of mystery and incomprehensibility in her behavior and way of life.
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The inscription under the stop valve on a metro train: If you’re too lazy to drive, pull this fucker.
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A woman wants many things, but from one man, and a man wants one thing, but from many women.
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From a shampoo advertisement: My hair used to be dry and lifeless, but now it is damp and moving.
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Why do men's feet get cold in winter, but women's feet do not? Because men's heating sucks, and women's heating sucks
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Following the sandwich law, we can conclude that if a sandwich is spread on both sides, it will hang in the air.
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Comrade department heads, women must be used for their intended purpose.
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Life must be lived in such a way that every child can tell you: “DAD.” "
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If you fall asleep during a lecture, do not snore, because by snoring you will wake up your neighbor, you will awaken the beast in him, and he will abuse your body
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Vodka “Zhirinovsky” blows your mind away from the first glass. After the second, you rush to Iraq, and after the third, you go to the law firm to look for your dad.
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No matter how you work, there will always be an asshole who works less and gets more.
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Education is what remains after everything we were taught is forgotten.
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No matter what trouble happens, there will always be someone who knew it would happen.
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There are so many admirers at her feet that every man would like to be between them.
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Good girls go to bed at eight, because they have to be home by eleven.
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The most vulgar quotes (300 quotes)
There are words that are difficult to define unambiguously. However, their meaning is captured literally at the subconscious level. One of these words is vulgarity. It is unpleasant to pronounce; it involuntarily evokes disgust. “How did it go!” - many had to exclaim like that at the sight of something low-grade and tasteless. But this concept is quite multifaceted. If we try to express the essence of the phenomenon briefly, then vulgarity is something base with a pretension to the sublime. This applies not only to objects, but also, sadly, to people. The most vulgar quotes are presented in this collection.
For women, peak sexuality is at 30-35 years old, and for men - at 8 am.
Aristocratism is the same vulgarity, only more fastidious and artificial.
A woman given a diamond necklace stops her period by force of will.
There is some kind of sexual overtones in the invitation to pancakes.
Avoid vulgarity, it is a mold of the mind. We must fight it tirelessly, or it will poison everything we do.
Katya didn’t know how to kiss, so on the first date she had to have sex...
The more difficult it is to bring a woman to orgasm, the easier it is - to the point of hysteria.
Constant denunciation of vulgarity eventually also becomes vulgarity.
BE CAREFUL - FUCK IS POSSIBLE!
A woman's legs say a lot: if they are on your shoulders, she likes you.
Vulgarity is the glue that cements people. Those who have little of it fall away.
The guy, walking the girl to the apartment, understood how the date would end from the signs in the entrance.
A woman who seems to agree, but does not give, resembles a slow Internet.
Beauty is nurtured in wisdom, and pettiness and vanity breed in vulgarity.
Vulgar quotes - A very cultured guy wrote at his ex’s entrance: “Lena is fickle.”
The ideal wife is the one who says: “I have a headache, treat me with sex!”
One vulgarity replaces another, evil is defeated only by even greater evil, and there is no reason to believe that it will ever turn out differently.
I would send you, but I can see you from there.
Most men and women have the same desires - both want big and firm breasts.
Sprinkling vulgarities is a great evil. You are not aware of this at all.
If we make scenes for each other, then only from erotic films...
If a man shows you his ass, it’s an insult, if a woman shows it, it’s an encouragement.
Mediocrity always considers itself extraordinary, and therefore it proclaims and asserts its right to vulgarity, or affirms vulgarity as a right.
Schoolchildren receive iPhones for exemplary behavior, and schoolgirls for satisfactory behavior.
During sex, two types of women meet: the first behave as if they are going to die, and the second act as if they died yesterday.
Vulgarity is when you talk about the obvious with pathos.
He has a place to live, something to eat and someone to fuck. And you do it for the soul.
If a woman doesn’t dance to your tune, then it looks like you’re out of luck with the tune.
Vulgarity, profanation of the high, especially sticks to what concerns sex - the sphere where the spiritual and physiological are close, so that the spiritual is too vulnerable to the unspiritual.
If a woman tries to preserve her virginity before marriage, then she has many chances to preserve it until retirement.
The first snow on the roads is like the first sex: everyone wants something, is poking around somewhere, some succeed, and half don’t even have tires.
A good housewife even does housework at night. Male...
An unexpected ending makes a joke better, but ruins the sex.
Girls who think that changing guys is like gloves, relax, you just go from hand to hand!
Those who save on birth control will go broke on diapers.
The main principle of family life: the fewer “sticks”, the more squabbles.
A normal woman is always happy to rely on a normal man...
After Elena Berkova’s confession, the priest lit a cigarette.
Girls grow up when they start wearing bras. Boys grow up when they start taking them off.
The picture after sex is reminiscent of a field after a battle: the woman moans like a wounded woman, and the man falls asleep like a dead man.
I'm not against vulgarity, but they don't insert any jokes related to vulgarity. They think that showing or hinting at genitals is considered a joke. Apparently, someone has genitals instead of a head!
Girls who think that changing guys is like gloves, relax, you just go from hand to hand!
It is much more pleasant to stretch the rubber than to pull it.
A girl, before she allows herself to be fucked, will thoroughly rape the guy’s brain.
A normal woman is always happy to rely on a normal man...
A man's character should be second in strength.
You can get such a bouquet from this bride...
Girls with small breasts are the happiest, because they are sure that they were not loved for their tits!
Stupid people saw off the branch on which they sit, but even more stupid branches saw off those under which they lie.
Often men prefer an ugly woman to a beautiful one, thinking that the beautiful one has more men than the ugly one. But since almost all men think this way, the ugly one ends up with more men than the beautiful one. And then men don’t even know what to think!
Birth control pills should be for men. It’s more logical to shoot blanks rather than shoot live bullets at body armor.
The picture after sex is reminiscent of a field after a battle: the woman moans like a wounded woman, and the man falls asleep like a dead man.
Bad head, gives no rest to cowards!
A bouncer at a brothel demanded to be identified as a sexual security agent.
Schoolchildren receive iPhones for exemplary behavior, and schoolgirls for satisfactory behavior.
Talent turns vulgarity into art, and mediocrity turns art into vulgarity.
How much you have to love sex in order to tolerate a woman’s character!
Girls grow up when they start wearing bras. Boys grow up when they start taking them off.
The appearance of vulgarity is often useful in life: it weakens strings that are too highly tuned, sobers up self-confident or self-forgetful feelings, reminding them of its close kinship with them.
I know little about sex... I was married all the time...
As women say, don’t be afraid of the small, be afraid of the sluggish!
There are vulgar insects: Bugs; there are vulgar plants: Geranium and Ficus; there are vulgar animals: Pigs; There are vulgar people: Octobrists.
She was such a faithful wife that she didn’t even give it to her husband.
Women's wisdom. If you place your breasts in a man’s palms, he will stop being angry with you.
After two glasses of wine in a fish restaurant, she suddenly realized that she wanted to eat more than just fish...
Men are like fire: they can warm you, or they can burn you. And some just fry...
A normal woman is always happy to rely on a normal man...
Something always comes between the friendship of a man and a woman...
Bees also have a honeymoon, only during this time they work hard, not fuck.
Don't moan if you're not having sex!
Why is it so nice to fuck without a rubber band? Because you risk twice and in full: to give life and to be infected with death.
If a man cannot find the way to a woman’s heart, then there is no pointer!
Birth control pills should be for men. It’s more logical to shoot blanks rather than shoot live bullets at body armor.
Girls grow up when they start wearing bras. Boys grow up when they start taking them off.
I DON'T LIKE POSSESSION, BUT I CAN'T DO WITHOUT IT..
How much you have to love sex in order to tolerate a woman’s character!
Conception, membership fee to maternity capital.
Old man Hottabych hit his finger with a hammer and immediately caused a prostitute.
Men are like fire: they can warm you, or they can burn you. And some just fry...
Vulgarity, like logic, cannot be denied without falling into it. Both can only be ignored.
A woman is like a car: if you don’t change her rings, it means that very soon she will change the piston!
If a man cannot find the way to a woman’s heart, then there is no pointer!
For women, a vibrator is a thing in itself.
Love is not a dick - you can’t hide it in your fly.
All ages are submissive to love, but, alas, not all organs!
Strippers have the least wear and tear on their work clothes.
Vulgar quotes - A man's life is like a record - spinning around a hole.
A woman is like a car: if you don’t change her rings, it means that very soon she will change the piston!
Aren't you jealous? Stop this nonsense! This is vulgar, I can’t stand it.
The more sex, the better the figure, the better the figure, the more sex. Ideal system.
If your wife often calls a plumber, then you have problems with your boner!
There is not a single man in the world who can be content with only the soul of a woman for a long time.
A wise woman will definitely say something nice to a man in the morning. And an experienced one will do it too.
The ideal woman looks like an angel, fucks like a devil, and after sex turns into two friends and a case of beer.
If a woman tries to preserve her virginity before marriage, then she has many chances to preserve it until retirement.
The ideal wife is the one who says: “I have a headache, treat me with sex!”
Just give a real nymphomaniac a finger and she will suck your whole hand.
The guy, walking the girl to the apartment, understood how the date would end from the signs in the entrance.
Is it just me that the word “pussy” evokes vulgar thoughts, regardless of the situation?
A man who raises his hand to a woman is like a man who raises his penis to a man.
There are only two phenomena that even in our nineteenth century still remain inexplicable and unjustified: death and vulgarity.
The closer the cobra, the more points.
Virginity is like a voucher - given once. Someone sold it, someone invested it profitably, and someone stupidly lost it.
Those who save on birth control will go broke on diapers.
Vulgar statuses and phrases - Most men and women have the same desires - both want big and firm breasts.
Casual sex is like an interview - “We will definitely call you.”
Oh vulgarity, you are not meanness, you are only the comfort of the mind.
Bed is not a noun, but a place of possession.
Nothing turns men on more than a good girl with bad thoughts.
How she knew how to warm my soul by skillfully exposing my body!
After seeing a falling star, the girl did not have time to fully make a wish, and now she wants all the time.
Feminine... It’s better to give and indulge than to lie and want!
Vulgarity is the payment for development, for the discovery of depths inaccessible to the average person, for the riches of the spirit that do not fit into his head.
If a man shows you his ass, it’s an insult, if a woman shows it, it’s an encouragement.
Any urologist knows where men's brains are, and a gynecologist knows where their remote control is.
Holy trinity: heart, hands, penis.
To make girls sweat, you need a dick, not dumbbells.
Some girls seem to say - pay attention to me.
Women's wisdom: if you put your breasts in a man's palms, he will stop being angry with you.
Culturally, same-sex love is clearly as neutral as other love; in both, everything is decided by individual case, both give birth to baseness and vulgarity, and both are capable of something lofty.
Alcohol is the enemy of sex... But what a friend it is to debauchery!
During sex, two types of women meet: the first behave as if they are going to die, and the second act as if they died yesterday.
You can get such a bouquet from this bride...
It’s not enough to find a cool guy... You also need to find out what he’s into! And what a fishing rod he has!
What a funny ending! I've never had a funnier cumshot!
Vulgarity is the payment for development, for the discovery of depths inaccessible to the average person, for the riches of the spirit that do not fit into his head.
There is nothing better than taking two breasts on your chest.
Coming home after work, the German plumber tells his wife that he is tired, and the Russian one says that he is fucked. Although in fact, the opposite is true.
Jealousy is a vulgar, unworthy feeling. If you have many rivals, it means you have chosen a worthy object of love.
Sex is like a loan: Some people give it, some don’t!
If a woman doesn’t dance to your tune, then it looks like you’re out of luck with the tune.
Talent turns vulgarity into art, and mediocrity turns art into vulgarity.
The best way to avoid screaming from a woman is to have sex with her, so that the scream is about the point, and not about the substance...
Newton's 4th law: a body pressed against a wall does not resist.
The appearance of vulgarity is often useful in life: it weakens strings that are too highly tuned, sobers up self-confident or self-forgetful feelings, reminding them of its close kinship with them.
The way to a man's heart is through his stomach, but the key to a woman's heart must be standing!
Previously, all the girls used to jump on an elastic band, but now it even sounds indecent.
Marriage is a devastatingly clear solution to the issue. A woman gives herself to a man through the mediation of a notary - what vulgarity!
Many women and men doubt their other half... especially their lower half... especially when they drink.
The first snow on the roads is like the first sex: everyone wants something, is poking around somewhere, some succeed, and half don’t even have tires.
Only bad and vulgar natures benefit from revolution. But whether the revolution succeeds or fails, people with big hearts will always be its victims.
If a man asks for a woman’s hand in marriage, it means his wife is tired...
Darling, take me! - Sleep, I'm not going anywhere.
Aren't you jealous? Stop this nonsense! It's vulgar, I can't stand it.
The bachelor's motto: dumplings are like sex - the main thing is to take them out in time...
It's rare that a man will be interested in the mind of a naked woman.
A girl, before she allows herself to be fucked, will thoroughly rape the guy’s brain.
Keep your head cool, your feet warm, your horse in bridle, and your penis in……. Right!
An unexpected ending makes a joke better, but ruins the sex.
After Elena Berkova’s confession, the priest lit a cigarette.
Erotica is when you watch and you like it, but pornography is when you watch and you want it.
I was sick because you were sick!
Trying to influence a vulgar person with soft and subtle speech is like trying to trim a block of stone with a razor.
Girls for men should get wet, not dry.
The main principle of family life: the fewer “sticks”, the more squabbles.
I may seem like a bunch of vulgarity to you. My favorite bird is the eagle, my favorite flower is the rose, my favorite book is The Little Prince.
The nuances of sex: youth is chasing quantity, maturity is chasing quality, and old age is simply driven by how cool everything was with them!
Advice to girls: Don't be hard to touch! Otherwise, if they don’t touch you when they’re young, they won’t touch you later.
There are only two phenomena that even in our nineteenth century still remain inexplicable and unjustified: death and vulgarity.
Laughter prolongs life by 5 minutes, and sex lengthens the penis by 15 minutes.
The picture after sex is reminiscent of a field after a battle: the woman moans like a wounded woman, and the man falls asleep like a dead man.
Bad head, gives no rest to cowards!
The more woman you are, the more often the woman is not for you.
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, and the word “ass” makes me faint!
Vulgarity is militant conformism, self-affirming, self-satisfied narrow-mindedness, imagining itself to be common sense.
Compliments are an insight that comes when you really want to fuck.
The physical education teacher liked the sex with the cook so much that he asked for more.
Strippers have the least wear and tear on their work clothes.
You need to love a woman like Emelya loves the stove: don’t get off her.
It is much more pleasant to stretch the rubber than to pull it.
Vulgarity is something that has become common among the people.
Trust seven times, but go get checked once.
It's easier to shove a globe up your ass than to get on a bus in the morning!
There are vulgar insects: Bugs; there are vulgar plants: Geranium and Ficus; there are vulgar animals: Pigs; There are vulgar people: Octobrists.
The safest animal on earth is a man in the first five minutes after good sex.
In Thailand, a holiday romance ended in strong male friendship.
Vulgarity, like logic, cannot be denied without falling into it. Both can only be ignored.
If fortune suddenly turns its back on you, then don’t be upset, but adapt...
Vulgar statuses and phrases - A man’s character should be second in hardness.
Why is it so nice to fuck without a rubber band? Because you risk twice and in full: to give life and to be infected with death.
You can’t have everything at once: both the sea and knee-deep.
For those who are especially vile, we are especially daring.
Only one in a thousand human beings is able to resist the vulgarity and ugliness of the world around them, remaining a thinking person.
Sexual life in marriage is like a scholarship. It happens regularly, but you can’t live on it.
A normal woman is always happy to rely on a normal man...
Boobs are like a toy railroad: originally intended for children, but dad plays.
- All your statements are racist or sexist... - In this blouse you look like an Afghan prostitute. This is me as an example.
Hatred of vulgarity is also vulgarity; you cannot hate the disadvantaged. You don’t just have to be vulgar yourself, but hatred of vulgarity fuels vanity and self-respect for many people.
A well-wrinkled woman in bed always feels rested and rejuvenated!
It's amazing that the most natural things make a person blush. Never when vulgar.
The most important and significant thoughts, revelations, are born naked, without a verbal shell: finding words for them is a special, very difficult matter, a whole art. And vice versa: stupidity and vulgarity immediately come dressed in colorful, albeit old, rags - so that they can be presented directly to the public without any difficulty.
Men are the same rake... only the handle is different.
I like you, but not in a normal way...
Often men prefer an ugly woman to a beautiful one, thinking that the beautiful one has more men than the ugly one. But since almost all men think this way, the ugly one ends up with more men than the beautiful one. And then men don’t even know what to think!
If the husband stops paying his marital debt, the lovers cover it with their... membership fees.
Even if a person had a million years at his disposal, he still would not be able to erase all the obscenity from all the walls in the world. An impossible task.
The guy, walking the girl to the apartment, understood how the date would end from the signs in the entrance.
Man and woman are cut from the same cloth. The man is just two eggs hotter!
Vulgarity is generally immortal.
For women, a vibrator is a thing in itself.
In marriage, you need to not only value what you have... But also “have” what you value! And, preferably, more often.
How does a person manage to devalue everything in the world with his words?
Conception, membership fee to maternity capital.
Sex is when he wants it, erotica is when she wants it, porn is when both of them are crazy.
The only difference between my real life and porn is that in real life the lighting is better.
Girls who think that changing guys is like gloves, relax, you just go from hand to hand!
Boobs are like the sun. You can only take cursory glances, but if you put on glasses, you can watch forever...
“You are a rather vulgar person,” Bender objected, “you love money more than necessary.”
Girls grow up when they start wearing bras. Boys grow up when they start taking them off.
Sex is math. Where you need to take away clothes, add a bed, separate your legs, and to prevent multiplication from happening, extract the root in time.
And like all anxious cells, they began to multiply.
Something always comes between the friendship of a man and a woman...
The wrong part of the body is called the trachea.
Sticky spider. He crawls around you. Entangles you in a web of cheap compliments.
A sip of champagne for pain relief. Rose petals for sleep. A stream of vulgarity to stun. And finally, paws to the sides: “Mine... the next and only one.”
Vulgarity does not suffer from neurasthenia, but it very often suffers from a bad disease.
An impotent man is like a captured partisan: he would have shot everyone, but the rifle was taken away.
You're just upset because she was with you and she was thinking about my giant, unbending... diagnostic gift!
I'm not against vulgarity, but they don't insert any jokes related to vulgarity. They think that showing or hinting at genitals is considered a joke. Apparently, someone has genitals instead of a head!
Young men satisfy themselves with their hand, and men with another person.
Peni... The word is so unfinished!
In every society, as long as it is populous, vulgarity predominates. What drives great minds away from society is the equality of rights, and therefore of claims, in the face of inequality of abilities.
Without a woman it’s like without hands. But with hands - like with a woman!
There are only two phenomena that in our century still remain inexplicable and unjustified: death and vulgarity...
I like you, but not in a normal way...
Friendship between a man and a woman is possible, but in most cases, someone has long mentally fucked the other in all positions.
- Let's not vulgarize. This, you know, is not just a one-time thing. - And reusable.
Oh vulgarity, you are not meanness, you are only the comfort of the mind.
To have a girl, you have to have somewhere to have her!
There is a fine line between elegance and vulgarity.
Love that wants to be only spiritual becomes a shadow; if it is devoid of spirituality, then it is vulgarity.
The way to a man's heart is indeed through his stomach, but through his penis it is shorter.
We crave perfection, but vulgarity triumphs around us.
Those who save on birth control will go broke on diapers.
Fidelity is the only way to have sex without sex.
— Look at these SMS messages. And with the same fingers she writes SMS to her mom.[/su_note]
If a woman tries to preserve her virginity before marriage, then she has many chances to preserve it until retirement.
He who gets up early gets his wife to wake him up.
I may seem like a bunch of vulgarity to you. My favorite bird is the eagle, my favorite flower is the rose, my favorite book is The Little Prince.
How she knew how to warm my soul by skillfully exposing my body!
It's better to have the one everyone dreams of than to dream of the one everyone has.
Excessive simplicity in handling smacks of vulgarity.
There is nothing more difficult in life than stopping at the right time - the remainder is always bitter and smacks of vulgarity. You need to have a special instinct to leave on time. This moment comes unnoticed. But you must always be ready.
Women and condoms have one thing in common - they spend more time in your wallet than on your penis...
Sex without a girl is a sign of a lazy man; Sex without a man is a sign of a girl who has gone into circulation!
The only difference between my real life and porn is that in real life the lighting is better.
The sexual revolution is when the genitals declare their independence from the brain.
If you don't want me to get under my skirt, don't say obscenity.
Without excluding depravity and cruelty, culture excludes vulgarity.
Every Conchita dreams of Julio, and only Gomez dreams of Pedro.
Dad, you are a vulgar man!
There is not a single man in the world who can be content with only the soul of a woman for a long time.
The way to a man's heart is... until you lose it!
“I don’t have time to fool around with your sexual little things.” - Is it true? And she fooled around with your little change for two years.
A good housewife even does housework at night. Male...
The invention of the chastity belt provoked the spread of blowjob.
Contrary to your firm belief, the Universe does not dance to the tune that is in your pants, even if you firmly believe in it.
The vulgarity of an educated person has no equal.
A person can endlessly stare at two things: the left boob... and the right...
Vulgarity begins where mediocrity tries to be original.
Vulgarity, profanation of the high, especially sticks to what concerns sex - the sphere where the spiritual and physiological are close, so that the spiritual is too vulnerable to the unspiritual.
If the woman had not resisted, then there would have been one page in the Kama Sutra.
— Did Benedict take you to The Hobbit, or did you take him to The Hobbit, or did you both just happen to be there? “The thought of him taking me in The Hobbit makes me wish everyone in this room was dead.”
For weeks you spend your soul on vulgar chatter with all sorts of rabble, and when you meet a real person, there is no time to talk.
Seven nannies... have fourteen tits.
After two glasses of wine in a fish restaurant, she suddenly realized that she wanted to eat more than just fish...
The penis is an external organ that strives to become internal.
Hello, dear! I'm not Basilio the Cat, but I can show you the Field of Miracles!
If no one was around right now, I would jump on you!
Alimony is membership fees...
The appearance of vulgarity is often useful in life: it weakens strings that are too highly tuned, sobers up self-confident or self-forgetful feelings, reminding them of its close kinship with them.
Fuck me right now, huh?
Antiquity can be shaken, but, alas, not fucked.
Oops! Oops! Zodiac signs! I can’t become a virgin again, that means I’ll become a cancer!
I'm so hungry, I want your dick right now. — Learn about techniques and methods of blowjob.
No matter what heights the latest technologies reach, the most natural, simple and pleasant method of human reproduction will always be the poke method.
- Where did you get this? - At school. - Great, money well spent.
Today I will squeeze everything out of your “balls”!
A woman is a creature that is pleasant to touch not only on the outside, but also on the inside.
In general, rare trousers did not bulge in her presence <…>; and this, I think, is the best compliment to female beauty, because it is natural and not sentimental.
I can barely restrain myself, I want to undress and bend you on your dick.
The hottest girls are in the bathhouse.
This guy is confusing a garbage disposal with a drain! He doesn't understand which hole is for what... big problems await him in the future.
Mmm, I want to feel you inside me.
The way you pose yourself is how they will fuck you!
Vulgarity is the desire to appear better than you are.
No one has ever fucked me like you.
Whoever you hang out with will get you pregnant...
— The journal “Neurology Delhi” is very good! - Yes, and the editor of the magazine “Smack and Swallow” also said that they are the best!
Even when you're so angry, I still want you to fuck me.
If your breasts are sagging, that's bullshit. And if the crap is sagging, that’s a problem...
You know, it’s very difficult to be sarcastic and not vulgar. I can do it.
Today I want to give you... myself.
Of all things that are sexually transmitted, only money is accepted with gratitude.
My brain is full of vulgarities and sick ideas, Save pregnant women and children quickly.
Let's go home and I'll saddle you, my stallion!
Your own shirt, of course, is closer to the body, but the other body is much closer without a shirt.
In a world where vulgarity has taken over everything, there is and cannot be anything new.
The thought of you taking possession of me drives me crazy.
We ate, drank... now it’s time to lose our honor.
How to become daring?
Very often, sassy quotes for girls come from insults that have been inflicted on them. Therefore, young people try to fight back against offenders.
- I say whatever I think without a second thought. What I think is this: I don’t care about you.
- There is no man for whose sake it would be worth neglecting a child or an old grandmother.
- Today you are ugly. And tomorrow the men will run after you. They themselves don’t know what they need.
- You deserve the best. And if you don’t have a decent life, it’s not your fault. And don't listen to those who say otherwise.
- An angry person will not approach a daring girl with aggression. He will not even guess that she is even more afraid of him than he is of her.
- Don't want to be criticized? Don't get involved with unpleasant people.
- I hate everyone who hurt me. And don't tell me that you need to forgive. It is not necessary to forgive, but to teach vile creatures a lesson.
- No woman dreams of a coward, a traitor, a womanizer or a quitter. Everyone wants someone who is calm, collected and reliable. And how much money he has and whether he is handsome is the 10th thing.
- I've always been quiet and sweet. Until I was betrayed by everyone I cared about. And I became cocky. And guess what? Excellent for me.
- Every girl has to go through disappointment. Otherwise, men will continue to appear to her as heroes.
- If a friend on Facebook didn't wish you a happy birthday, kick him out. You can expect anything from this type!
Sassy quotes from girls make you admire their courage. They show that the young woman has self-esteem and confidence. And that’s why he’s not going to give up.
I am a tiger cub, not a pussy!
A confident woman does not waste many words. Therefore, sassy quotes for girls, short and provocative, attract the approval of readers.
- If you act confidently, any door will open for you.
- Yes, I'm a bitch. And what? You do not like? Believe it or not, I will survive.
- Always stay busy. Then there will be no time left for nonsense.
- There are no lonely women. There are unfortunate people.
- Only audacity gives you the strength to withstand difficult situations.
- A woman who is confident that she is beautiful will eventually become truly beautiful.
- Go where you need to go, not your man.
- There are no hopeless situations. There is only a lack of self-confidence.
- I'm not impudent. I am daring. And these are different things.
- Always be on top. To the envy of men, to the annoyance of rivals.
What is more valuable than love? Peace
In fact, young women want love and peace. But life spoils no one. Therefore, sassy quotes for girls with meaning, short and bold, allow them to overcome the fear of life.
- If you fall in love with me, then don't expect a quiet life.
- Nothing is permanent. Everything is temporary.
- Become a better woman than your ex. He certainly won't survive this.
- There are no insurmountable difficulties.
- Did the guy cheat? Then pay a courtesy call to his friend.
- Good luck visits even the most unlucky.
- Don't point your finger at me. Better poke them in the eye.
- I do not love you anymore. This means you no longer exist for me.
- The girl doesn't need to be saved. She shouldn't create difficulties.
- Consider yourself the best, but don't show your superiority.
- A person should not be ashamed of poverty. It's better to be ashamed of stupidity.
- Value yourself higher than all men combined.
- I am my own boss. But you are not my master.
- Nothing useful will come from a relationship that is not cemented by feeling.
- While you are alive, your life is not over yet.
- If you offend a girl, she may not say anything. But he will draw conclusions.
Get up! I'm coming!
Most often, young women write their statuses for members of the opposite sex. Sassy quotes for girls with meaning show guys that they should appreciate them.
- An intelligent woman does not consider a man to be the meaning of life. It has many other meanings.
- Relationships that start out of stupidity will end in stupidity.
- Even a modest girl is prettier than any macho man. So ignore his antics. He's not worth you.
- Leaving your husband is not scary. Men leave women every day and do not consider such things a crime.
- If you go forward, then look back only if there is something important behind your back. All nonsense should be forgotten.
- If you have doubts at the very beginning of a relationship with a guy, drive him away with a lousy broom. It won't get any better.
- Leave your dreams to the young fools. You are strong. You don’t have dreams, but goals. Waiting to be realized.
- Tired? Quietly lock yourself at home and lie down on the sofa and get some sleep. And tell those around you that you did some spring cleaning.
- Don't envy anyone. You don’t know what’s behind the cheerful façade and how much people pay for their image.
- Success is being in the right place at the right time. But real luck is to end up somewhere else altogether.
- Girls, don't embarrass yourself! You can’t play hockey or football like men. Better tuck them into your belt at the stove. Everyone will be better off.
- Don't do anything to get back at the man. He most likely won't notice. But you will waste a lot of time and effort. And then you will burst with frustration.
- True relationships exist only when you are forgiven for any mistake.
- No one dares tell a person how he should live. Let them look at themselves.
- Don't get into your spouse's pocket unless you are ready to read what you get out of it.
