Being a mother of boys, of course, is not the same... Soldiers, guns, coats in puffs, There is dirt under the nails, fighting with friends... So fate gave me a PRINCESS! My house is decorated with garlands of roses, (Not a cyborg killer that my son would bring!) Beautiful dresses, hairpins, caprons - Everything that every girl should have! And my daughter’s mother’s beads are already hidden in a small red box. And the mascara disappeared for a month, but the daughter says that she hasn’t seen it)))))) And know that there is no happier dad, Who once became a DAUGHTER’s dad! She kisses him tenderly when they meet And dad walks around the happiest all evening! He looks so cute in a girl's dress! And he asks me to pierce my daughter’s ears)))) Only an hour will come and we will be proud of our beautiful and smart girl! Then, years later, like me to my mother, She will come running on her birthday with flowers. And a little secret will tell me quietly in my ear: “You are the best mother in the world!!!” AND I WILL PRAY TO HEAVEN NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, SO THAT GOD WILL GIVE MY DAUGHTER A DAUGHTER!
Dear daughter! The day will come when I will grow old - and then be patient and try to understand me. If I get dirty while eating, if I can’t get dressed without your help, be patient. Let's remember how many hours I spent teaching you this. If, while talking to you, I repeat the same thing a thousand times, don’t interrupt, listen to me. When you were little, I had to read you the same fairy tale a thousand times to get you to sleep. When you see that I don’t understand anything about new technologies, give me time and don’t look at me with a mocking smile. I taught you so much: how to eat right, how to dress beautifully, how to deal with life’s adversities. If at some point I forget something or lose the thread of our conversation, give me time to remember. And if I don’t succeed, don’t worry. After all, the most important thing is not what I say, but that I can be with you, that you listen to me... If I suddenly lose my appetite, don’t force me to eat. I myself know when I should eat and when not. If my tired legs refuse to support me, give me your hand, just as I gave you mine when you took your first steps. And if one day I tell you that I don’t want to live anymore, that I want to die, don’t be angry with me. Someday you will understand me. Seeing my old age, don’t be sad, don’t be angry, don’t feel powerless. You should be next to me, try to understand me and help me - like I helped you when you were just starting your life. Help me move on, help me finish my journey with love and patience. For this I will reward you with my smile and immeasurable love that never faded. I love you, my dear daughter!”
The most useless person on Earth is a man. Breast without milk, eggs without shell, bag without money! 80% of women do not get married because, due to 70 gr. sausages, there is no point in keeping a whole cattle. Happy upcoming holiday, citizen women! Whatever you give a woman, she will make something even better out of it. If you give her ingredients, she will make delicious food. If you give her an apartment, she will make a cozy home. If you give her sperm, she will give birth to a child. A woman multiplies and develops everything. Therefore, if you did some tiny poop to her, be prepared to get a ton of poop back...... Send this to all women to make them proud of themselves!
A pearl of thought is a statement. Witty quotes from great women - pearls of thought
I have invisible friends, Whom I have never seen... I felt kindness in them, Reading their comments over and over again.
Invisible people wrote from the heart, What made them, I cannot understand... Their wonderful words sounded here in silence, and forced them to live... and there is no turning back.
What do I know about them? And everything and nothing... But only one thing is clear - they are beautiful in soul! And happiness and misfortune will be divided into two, They will make the heart beat again not in vain.
Thank you, invisible friends, For appearing in life for a minute... Every second is precious to me, I love you... and I remember all the minutes!
What a life, no matter where you look, everyone writes “People are whores.” And even in the ZEMKA they sow abuse, aunts and uncles fight.
For what? Tell? What's the point? Just kindergarten, by God. And you chop everything with a sword, At every threshold.
I don’t know whether I should cry or have fun, When I watch the pearls bead, In my efforts, a banal thought sparkles, Causing fake delight in their faces.
GOOD. Awww. Where are you?! Hidden where?! And what about me?! After all, I can’t live without you AT ALL. You were in one wonderful place! And it went away from here... For some reason... Who offended you?! Tell. Many will go to fight for you... Just don’t leave us... It’s very difficult in this world without you... Forgive us if something is wrong... Come back! We love you very much and are waiting for you.
About the art of swearing
The fucked-up cunthole of the universe is a fucked-up cocksucker like a fucked-up pharaoh's oud, a fucking fucked-up cunthole, a bishop's asshole, a fucked-up Jericho cunt fucker, Aleksashkova's hack, the lustful aphedro, the stoeros, fucked by Priapus' cudgel. oh, Babylonian harlots of bastards, fucking bitch farting, fucking asshole, pussy-fucking fucked up pussy fucker, fucked up gag, fucked up pussy-torn saggy monster, fucker with splayed pussy, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, fucked up, stuck up, baptized with the trash of the Life Guards regiment, fucked by a shaggy hedgehog against the grain, hairy, fucked by the king of heaven, smarigant non-nabe, opi big ass of big-pussy mother, goat-fucker, Moscow fucked up the fences. Amen.
Everyone dreams of getting the desired black Pearl from the verbal depths, but not everyone is able to “dive” deep enough...
In the creative race for the black Pearl, the main thing is not to lose the white one.
The natural pearl beauty of thought is always honored, but not always online...
Cultivating pearls is not like throwing beads! You need talent, material and... time) and so with a pearl of thought.
The seven pearls in the Thought Pearl provide an excellent incentive to create.
GEM OF THOUGHTS
A PEARL of thoughts Comes unexpectedly. Sometimes, like belated rain, Sometimes, like thunder from a clear sky, I catch this PEARL in my thoughts. And I will give her wings, And I will give good food to the PEARL of my thoughts!
Zhemka’s website is like one of the many mirrors in which the whole reality of our lives is reflected; It’s like a section of it that was removed with a sharp scalpel, under a microscope to look at the details. And that’s why this site is interesting.
About us... WOMEN.
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Valerian is wonderfully calming. Just 5 drops per 200g of vodka - and your nerves are like ropes. We are getting old... My husband and I bought porn and watched it. I really liked the design of the bedroom, the tiles in the bathroom, and the table in the kitchen... Oh! Wow, what a tiny cutie! How pretty! Is this my salary?! Go crazy!.. Give me two! You need to periodically scare those around you so that you don’t get too surrounded. “The ideal man can be found on every corner,” said God and created the Earth round! The house is a mess! I stand with a broom and think: should I clean up or fly away? I would be glad to lose my head. But it seems that I have it firmly nailed down by experience. Those people go through life together, whose cockroaches follow the path. I won't set an alarm. Let the Lord decide whether I should go to work tomorrow or not. From the will: “Being of sound mind, I spent all the money before my death...” “Did you choose an unsightly dress?” - my mother-in-law told me on my wedding day. “Next time it will be better!” - I answered proudly. On Forgiveness Sunday I called the bank... The loan was not forgiven. If your husband is nervous, give him expired yogurt and let him be nervous somewhere else. I came home in the morning, my husband waved and yelled at me for hours, and I told him: “Put away the watch, my father was waving a calendar in front of my mother!” I thought I couldn’t breathe without it, but it turned out I had a runny nose... They hesitated to ask me who I was getting my clothes from... People! Where I wake up is where I get dressed. A little about myself: Young, unmarried, blue-eyed blonde...can't hold a candle to me... Dreams, adventures, great things were calling me! But the sofa screamed loudest. A slight foolishness makes me practically invulnerable... Meeting the man of your dreams is not difficult. It’s difficult to hide him from her husband later... So what if she lay down undressed. But I met my hangover dressed up! In general, I live well. But for some reason it feels like my husband got married more successfully than I got married. I'm scratching in my heels again, on the ice and morning powder! Damn... It's terrible!!! And you wanted it! What if fate... and I’m wearing galoshes!!!
A pearl of thought is a statement. Witty quotes from great women - pearls of thought
Without you, there is a crack in the gloomy sky, And the earth is fragmented into an abyss. The heart is mutilated by a hot caress, The night exposes its insides - with ease.
Seduced by openwork with a cutout, The curves of the shoulders are drawn - contours. Blind passions have become infected with the virus, each other's desires are donors.
She willingly grabbed the hair and wrapped it around her graceful waist, the hot sauces got mixed up, finally getting a combination. ...show full text...
Don't look for love, A splinter can only be driven away by accident. (By negligence)))
Wisdom comes with age. A wise woman, when she does something stupid, knows why she is doing it.
Experience is when the questions “What? Where? When? How? and why?" the only question comes, “What the hell?”
There are several reasons for the boorish behavior of men: - he is not confident in himself and hides it behind rude behavior; - he is ignorant, boorish and rude from time immemorial: the costs of family education; - he is ignorant and does not know what a culture of behavior is and “what it is eaten with”; - he is a bad person, so he takes revenge on others for this; - he is a good person, therefore, admiring himself, he takes revenge on others for their imperfections... - he is a boss, so he believes that everything is possible for him; - he is a subordinate who drank too much at a corporate party, and the sea is up to his knees and the mountains are up to his shoulder... - he is a fool, and a fool is a fool even in Africa, because there is no cure for this...
There are such men.
With a scattering of wise, bright thoughts, embrace the souls of your loved ones, despite the change in weather, so that their lips are trembling, tender and hot! And love them so much that they will always be there!
There is a limit to everything, even endless lawlessness.
Autumn has turned out to be wonderful today, It’s already November, and it’s warm everywhere. The sun is shining on the surface of the sky, in spite of all the dreary bad weather.
A light wind plays with the leaves that hang tightly on the branches. And over the limp green grass, the world floats in red and yellow silks.
As if in a sunny fairy tale, nature lazily circles with falling leaves. And with the warm breath of the weather, Slowly casting spells. ...show full text...
Everyone wanted change, and when it came, it became clear: we had exchanged our radish for the hell of it.
Parable of Stupidity
Two people met at the mountain: a “purposeful” fool and a passer-by. Stupid: - What are you doing here? Passerby: - Yes, I want to see how you will climb the ice mountain. Stupid: - Watch and learn how to do it! And he climbed. Without special equipment. And the mountain was all icy, and the Fool fell down. He lies and groans. Passerby: - This is no longer determination, but stupidity.
Quote from Viktor Frankl
The following statement belongs to the world-famous psychotherapist V. Frankl, who stood at the origins of the existential trend in psychology:
Circumstances will never make life unbearable, but a lack of purpose and meaning can.
The author of these words had more than compelling reasons to say so. After all, he had to go through terrible wartime and survive imprisonment in a concentration camp. Frankl did not lose heart there. He decided to observe how people behave, what their psychology is like in these terrible conditions. This became the meaning of life for the psychotherapist.
In the process of his observations, Frankl found out that those people who, despite all the suffering and loss, retain the desire to live, have a much greater chance of survival. Even those who managed to find at least the slightest significant meaning for their existence turned out to be able to survive. Those who fell into despair because of the horrors of the concentration camp reality actually immediately signed their own death sentence. Therefore, we can safely say that these words have been verified by personal experience, and are not just another quote about life. V. Frankl’s pearl of thought can become a source of motivation for every person who is in difficult circumstances.
Aphorisms about friends
Many good sayings are devoted to such a phenomenon of human existence as friendship. Here are some of these aphorisms:
A friendship that ended never really began. Publius Syrus
There is no enemy more cruel than an old friend. Andre Maurois
Secrets cannot be trusted to friends either, For friends also have friends. Carefully take care of your secrets. If you blurt it out, your enemies will defeat you. Saadi
Enemies always tell the truth, friends never. Cicero
All these quotes about friends allow you to take a more conscious approach to communicating with close acquaintances. On the one hand, one cannot but agree with the statement of Publius Sirus, who essentially claims that true friendship never ends. If it was interrupted, then it never existed.
But on the other hand, every person needs to be careful. After all, even the closest friend can inadvertently blurt out important information to the enemy. Many quotes about friends warn about this. Therefore, to always enjoy true friendship, everyone needs to be a little careful in their communication.
Funny sayings
There are many aphorisms that can bring a smile to your face. But at the same time, they are also real pearls of thought, and the humor in such phrases allows you to look at familiar things from a different angle.
Diagnostics has achieved such success that there are practically no healthy people left. B. Russell
By freedom of conscience we usually mean freedom from conscience. V. Klyuchevsky.
I love the work... It fascinates me... I can sit and look at it for hours! Jerome K. Jerome
Before diagnosing yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure you are not surrounded by fools. Z. Freud
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it. F. Ranevskaya
Humorous quotes make fun of those phenomena that in everyday life pose a real problem for people. This is precisely where their value lies. For example, Faina Ranevskaya calls the men with whom she lived “theaters.” Like a true actress, she expects joy from the “theater” - but in this case there is no need to wait for it.
Fiery words of V. Tsoi
Many beautiful, soul-touching words were said on the topic of love and death. One of the most beautiful sayings is a line from a song by Viktor Tsoi:
Death is worth living, but love is worth waiting for.
It is impossible not to agree with this genuine pearl of thought. A quote from a song called “Legend” still does not leave fans of the rock artist and ordinary listeners indifferent.
Death defines a person's existence and gives it meaning. If all people lived forever, they would have nothing to worry about. But knowing that the inevitable hour of parting with the earthly world awaits everyone, a person strives to do as much good and useful as possible during his life. But this is not the end of V. Tsoi’s pearl of thought. The quote from the song continues with the indication: love is worth waiting for. It often happens that circumstances seem depressing. “What kind of love can you think about when there are so many problems,” thinks the one whose life is filled with trials. But in reality, true love is worth believing and hoping to meet every day.
