Funny quotes about autumn
Autumn begins - the skirt lengthens
Yesterday we dreamed of an air conditioner, and today we already want to hug the battery.
Autumn came on time... Punctual bastard! I wish I could learn from her!
I don’t know who’s having tea with blankets, but for me, autumn means it’s time to sauerkraut and knit socks.
Autumn depression is such an amazing thing that justifies alcoholism.
Autumn. Dominate. Cough. Infect.
If you feel lonely this rainy autumn, don’t be sad. Autumn will soon end and you will feel lonely in winter.
Autumn. Expectation: blanket, fireplace, books, films, warm company. Reality: snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, damn.
It's cold in winter... It's dirty in spring... It's hot in summer... It's dreary in autumn... HOW TO LIVE?
Autumn... everyone wears black, everything is gray and dirty on the street, I’ll go and buy a bright green jacket and paint this world!
It’s autumn, the heat has finally gone, but the habit of drinking three bottles of beer a day remains...
Autumn. Annual Leaf Striptease!
The leaves hung, hung, and fell. Why didn't they nail them down?
Autumn and the heart woke up, again these streets, loving couples, yellow foliage, beautiful melancholy...
The sun is shining... I'm having fun!!! It's raining... I'm flashing a lantern!!! I get a thrill from life...! Everything is fine…. It's my life.
Damn autumn! Until the tan fades, it’s summer for me!
Damn, it’s mid-September, and I haven’t lost any weight yet by summer.
I love autumn only because when you put on a jacket, you don’t have to pull in your stomach anymore.
You begin to feel autumn not when yellow leaves appear, but when it’s already cold to sit at home at the computer in shorts.
Autumn is not a reason to be sad. Autumn is a reason to wear a beautiful scarf.
Autumn, autumn, we still won’t stop drinking...
The choir of autumn ailments is crying loudly: That the pressure is jumping, That the heart is hurting.
So AUTUMN has come, the men smoking on the balconies are wearing T-shirts!
Autumn, 13 degrees: “Fuck, where are the coat, boots, scarf, sweater, tights, hat?” Spring, 13 degrees: “Great, I’ll go in a T-shirt!”
Autumn, autumn... give me an Audi A8...
I’m somehow not ready for the autumn dampness... I didn’t make mulled wine, I didn’t buy cats.
The hand on the mouse is freezing... Autumn has come...
It’s autumn, the heat has finally gone, but the habit of drinking three bottles of beer a day remains.
Fall in love and date, there’s nothing else to do in the fall anyway.
It’s a wonderful time... eye-catching charm!.. Soon all the women will fall into the foliage, posing...
It is in the fall that the cheerful life of spring poop begins.
Yellow, yellow leaves are falling, Summer on the street, autumn in the soul, I want happiness and a hangover, But again I sit and scratch Faberge...
The same weather when it’s hot in a down jacket, cold in a sweatshirt, and your autumn jacket is dull crap.
Autumn has come, the leaves are falling, I don’t need anyone except you!..
Summer is ending...Autumn is beginning...Don't care, guys! Life goes on!
In the autumn, in the park, a dystrophic person lies on the path and cries: “All the leaves are like leaves, but this one is like an iron...”
Autumn is a true season of freedom - instead of being green, the leaves can choose between yellow, red, brown, orange!
No matter how long autumn lasts, December is still around the corner!!! New Year!!!!!!!! Winter-winter!!!!! Christmas tree!!! Present !!! Fun!!! Leave soon autumn!!!
Autumn is not the next stage of summer, but the real pre-winter of spring.
Only on dim November evenings do you begin to understand the birds. This is not really such a high price - thousands of kilometers of flight, for the opportunity to flee, huddled together in flocks, from these rotten places.
Along the gray edge of the sky White light creeps into autumn. I bit off the edge of the loaf in response to the whims of the psyche.
Next stop is autumn, please don't forget your summer memories...
Damn autumn! Until the tan fades, it’s summer for me!!!
Autumn is a time of change. It's time to switch from wine to mulled wine.
We've screwed up the summer, we'll screw up the fall!
Stop autumn! I have nothing to spend the winter in!
I like autumn. In autumn, magnificent people are born. Me, for example!
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Cool statuses about Autumn
Autumn is not only the favorite season of poets, modern prose writers and artists, it is also loved by many people all over the world. The colorful decorations of the trees, the hum of flying flocks of birds, falling nuts and the smell of rain give people a feeling of nostalgia, awe of life and excitement for future generations. Autumn is distinguished by its inimitable color, its enchantment and uncompromisingness, because it somehow prepares all people for the arrival of a harsh, but such a magical winter. The statuses of many users at such moments are especially full of sincerity, aristocratic sarcasm and pointed irony. Everyone tries to cheer up their friends, laugh at the transience of life and make a true wish for future holidays.
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Neither the coffee, nor the jacket, nor the blanket keep you warm... summer is ending... Autumn, hello!
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Fall in love and date, there’s nothing else to do in the fall anyway.
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In autumn, birds and people fly to warmer regions. The former are called by nature, the latter by cheap tours.
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Guys, it’s autumn, fishing and barbecue are ahead, and we will warm ourselves by the fire and wrap ourselves in sleeping bags!
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Cool status about autumn: Let's somehow stretch out this time - between summer and winter.
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So we spent the summer on our computers on the Internet. Autumn is ahead and there are so many unreviewed sites!
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Trees are also fashionistas - every autumn season they take off what they will never wear again.
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Some are going to first grade, some are going to graduation, some are going to college, some are going to kindergarten... why am I going to work on September 1st???!!!
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Try dousing the roof with condensed milk in the fall; sucking icicles in winter will be much more pleasant...
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Summer, for some reason, may come late, but autumn is always so punctual...
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Only winter melancholy can save you from autumn depression. Will wait!
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Love also has autumn, and the one who has forgotten the taste of the kisses of his beloved knows it..
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It’s autumn in the yard - the cabbage has faded, sexual feelings have dulled until spring!
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It’s a wonderful time... eye-catching charm!.. Soon all the women will fall into the foliage, posing...
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Everyone should take the time to sit down and enjoy the moment a yellowing leaf falls from a tree.
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September means coffee with cinnamon, multi-colored maple leaves, like part of a child’s drawing, warm, delicate buns with vanilla and a subtle smell of smoke.
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It’s autumn outside, but summer in my heart, I want warmth and ultraviolet radiation, on the seashore with a glass of alcohol...
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Cool status about autumn: Someone gets wet in the rain, but someone enjoys it...
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Autumn is the only time of year that teaches.
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In the spring the heart makes mistakes, but in the fall it sums up the results.
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Autumn is a time of revelations! Autumn is the colors that will cover the planet with gold! Autumn is the eternal bride! Autumn is love! 
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It’s raining again, and again, and again... The rain is crap, the rain is crap, the rain is crap! Rain! Great! Rain! Decent! Rain - how romantic! The rain got tired, the rain got tired, the rain stopped pouring!
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Autumn... everyone has pictures of fallen leaves...
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It's pouring rain in the morning and I'm sick with a hangover. You swallow warm tea and sip the Belomor. And outside the window there are sad trees...
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November... the first socks appear on the batteries....
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Cool status about autumn: Folk sign. November has come, wait for December...
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There is nowhere to run, nothing to lose, no one to blame, no one to trust, outside September is turning the sky back and the rain is knocking on locked doors.
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Autumn is the time for a herbarium on heels.
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The sun is shining at half intensity, autumn has arrived...
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Send me a bouquet of rainbows tomorrow. Such an absurd autumn whim... Take it and just make me happy. Bouquet of rainbows. For the mood.
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I haven’t been able to tell how many degrees it is outside for a long time now. I don't know if I'm feeling hungry or if it's a stomach problem. All I feel is an incomprehensible feeling of longing, for something unknown.
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Well, it’s not like people, damn it! I have a strange reaction to autumn - everyone wants chocolate and cry... and I want cheburek and a drink!
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I feel like my gills will soon grow from this weather!
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Voice greetings on the holiday
Autumn a red-haired girl has come to us
Autumn sadness has arrived, vitamins will not help here! Only “hugs”, hot tea and “kisses” will help.
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Autumn has come There's a vacant lot outside the window I'm tired of everything, I'll go to the monastery! Just haven’t decided which one yet?! I should go to women's, but I want to go to men's
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If there is a crane in the sky and a tit in the hands, then autumn has come to us, a red-haired girl. Rozbitskaya Natalya
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My autumn depression is driving me to the point of exhaustion. Some people have school and a session, and I have attacks of irritation.
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When the rain hits the roofs and the wind tears umbrellas out of my hands, the cats will warm me with their warmth
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I hear the cry of birds flying away With a round dance of the autumn waltz I would like to go to heaven, such a “bizk” these days! But the broom managed to break
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Autumn burst in with crazy winds, Heavy rains, Cold days, Sleepless nights, Yellow leaves, Strange thoughts.
Fall weather in a nutshell: Brrrr!
Trees are also fashionistas - every autumn season they take off what they will never wear again.
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What a blessing that I am already past that age when you look forward to autumn with horror, BACK TO SCHOOL!
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I love autumn only because when you put on a jacket you don’t have to pull in your stomach anymore.
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Autumn depression is gaining momentum. It's becoming increasingly difficult to wish well to the idiot whose car threw mud at you.
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Hello, autumn! Hello one hundred and eighty-five clothes that prevent you from walking, breathing, or living!
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Hello, how are you at work? Like in the sky in autumn. Joint after joint Joint after joint
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In the fall, the fashion is set by the one who woke up before everyone else, because everyone looks out the window and sees someone walking in a jacket, yeah, I’ll go in a jacket too.
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I need to take a bath, drink a cup of coffee. There will be a bath for you, there will be coffee for you, there will be poop and tea. Let's go to the boss. From the film “The Diamond Arm”
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Autumn is not a bad time, on the contrary, it is kind. And the cold one is deliberately so that people hug more in order to warm up.
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Autumn is punctual Well, hello, come in, since a shower of gold has arrived, or something
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A routine check of the pockets of warm clothes in the fall often leads to unplanned profits!
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Autumn is a true season of freedom: instead of being green, the leaves can choose between yellow, red, brown, orange!
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Autumn is when animals look for food to fatten up for the winter, and for humans it is a time when they look for someone to sleep with on a cold night.
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Look at the rainy autumn weather through the eyes of your umbrella - he really wants to go out into the world and parade among his colorful relatives!
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If you lubricate the roof of your house with condensed milk in the fall, then in the spring it will be much more pleasant to suck on the icicles!
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Or maybe autumn was created in orange tones for this reason, so that we could feel light, warm and generally murky!
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I want it to be Indian summer first, then Grandfather’s, then Mom’s, then Dad’s, well, in general, so that there will be summer before spring!
Amazing! It's mid-October, and I haven't lost any weight for summer yet.
Mom wants to marry me off urgently, because autumn is here and there is no one to dig the garden.
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September, this is the month when you don’t understand who is more stupid, the one who is still wearing sandals, or the one who is already wearing boots
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The easiest way to distinguish smart girls from beautiful ones is when it’s cold outside. Smart people put on hats, and beautiful people take care of their hair.
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Hello! Let's meet today? Oh, you know, I would love to, but it’s such a dunce there. Maybe it's better in spring?
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Autumn is approaching, but spring is in my head...
Cool quotes and aphorisms about autumn in prose
In autumn, birds and people fly to warmer regions. The former are called by nature, the latter by cheap tours.
Trees are also fashionistas - every autumn season they take off what they will never wear again.
What a blessing that I am already past that age when you look forward to autumn with horror... BACK TO SCHOOL!
Autumn weather forecast: if almost all your friends are online in contact, it means it’s raining, it’s very cold and it’s better not to go outside.
If you are lost in the forest and there is no compass. Wait until autumn - the birds will fly south.
I love autumn only because when you put on a jacket you don’t have to pull in your stomach anymore.
Autumn depression is gaining momentum. It's becoming increasingly difficult to wish well to the idiot whose car threw mud at you.
In the fall, my sleepy appearance gave rise to a desire among my colleagues to constantly drink me black coffee... I cheered me up so much that if I drink just one more cup, my third eye will definitely open!
Hello, autumn! Hello one hundred and eighty-five clothes that prevent you from walking, breathing, or living!
Hello, how are you at work? Like in the sky in autumn. Joint after joint... Joint after joint...
In the fall, the fashion is set by the one who woke up before everyone else, because everyone looks out the window and sees someone walking in a jacket, yeah, I’ll go in a jacket too.
- I need to take a bath, drink a cup of coffee... - There will be a bath for you, there will be coffee for you, there will be poop and tea. Let's go to the boss. From the film “The Diamond Arm”
Autumn is not a bad time, on the contrary, it is kind. And the cold one is deliberately so that people hug more in order to warm up.
If you put the first letters of the autumn months together, what comes out is exactly what I will miss throughout them.
Autumn is punctual... Well, hello, come in, since it has arrived... A shower of gold, or something...
In the fall, under three blankets and in fleece socks, you realize that the most pleasant sound in the world is the sound of the murmur of water from the batteries starting up. But this cherished sound is still a long way off... Larisa Fomina-Yokhelson
Autumn rules. There are fewer leaves and fun - more excess weight and more thoughts.
Most of all this fall I want to hear three main words: “They gave us heating.”
A routine check of the pockets of warm clothes in the fall often leads to unplanned profits!
Autumn is a true season of freedom: instead of being green, the leaves can choose between yellow, red, brown, orange!
Autumn is when animals look for food to fatten up for the winter, and for humans it is a time when they look for someone to sleep with on a cold night.
Look at the rainy autumn weather through the eyes of your umbrella - he really wants to go out into the world and parade among his colorful relatives!
If you lubricate the roof of your house with condensed milk in the fall, then in the spring it will be much more pleasant to suck on the icicles!
Doctor, I'm allergic to autumn. I cover myself with a blanket and sleep all the time...
Or maybe autumn was created in orange tones for this reason, so that we could feel light, warm and generally... purrfect!
I want it to be Indian summer first, then Grandfather’s, then Mom’s, then Dad’s... well, in general, so that there will be summer before spring!
