Quotes about witches and magic (100 quotes)

Freckles on the skin are solar marks, She smiles at the world, bares her teeth in response, Like a dragon, and squints with a fox-like gaze. She looks him firmly in the eyes, like a Khaleesi.

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Painting herself red does not mean she is a witch, And that the wind sings lullabies at night, And that the forest spirits and birds are on friendly terms with her, That black clouds hang thickly over her heart.

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Carpathian autumn, foxes, Weasley family. He's with someone else again. Stupid thoughts again.

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The Young Moon walked along a path of stars, like a fraer. Out of the corner of my eye, admiring the soul of her fire show.

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The foliage will rustle under your feet, as if there were chips in a bag. It will only whistle and the Master will suddenly rush in.

She's still my witch

Funny statuses about witches refer to those women who have bewitched their men, but men treat the character traits of their chosen ones with humor and make fun of them in statuses:

I realized that my wife is a witch when I met my mother-in-law - this is a real witch, no matter how you look at it, you don’t even want to eat anything.
Before you get married, look at the mother of your chosen one - the witch sits on the witch and drives her with a broom.
After a year of living together, I realized that my wife is a witch - when she looks at me on the weekend, I automatically start vacuuming, taking out the trash and starting the car to go to her mother.
Her menacing “what did you say?” makes me immediately become a rabbit in front of a fat boa constrictor.
I myself saw my wife and her friends flying on brooms at night - I found a couple of brooms at home. True, the wife says that she took it from the janitor because she was drunk.
My wife is a witch, this is especially obvious when we are going somewhere - she fluffs up her shaggy hair, smears her lips black, has huge nails, and wild eyes.
There is a witch inside every woman. More often, she wakes up on her husband’s payday, when the wives come up and bewitch their husbands so that he even pulls out his stash from his sock.
Unable to fight my wife’s opinion, she really cast a spell on me - I tell her that I’m going fishing, and she gives me pies for my grandmother and sends me to my mother-in-law. And I'm going, bitch.
How could I marry her? I really bewitched her. Now I look at her in the morning, and fear overcomes me.
When I call her by her name - a witch. She always says that I made her this way. Why, I’m not a sorcerer, am I?
When my wife calls her friends, the only thing I don’t understand is her phrase: “Well, girls, shall we fly?” Are they really witches and flying on broomsticks while their husbands snore at home...
I have a lot of experience in recognizing witches - my 4th wife and again a witch.
The most terrible Sabbath is March 8th - here you can see a crowd of witches - a wife, mother-in-law and their friends.

Quotes about witches and magic (100 quotes)

People tend to believe in many things. For example, in aliens or vampires, but the most common is belief in magic. Why do people believe this? Everyone wants to believe that any problem can be solved in some simple way. For example, by reading a spell. Films and books confirm this. There is a lot of literature related to magic. Someone really believes that he is a real magician. The rest of the “magicians” are simply pretending to get money. This collection contains quotes about witches and magic.

Every witch has a heart hidden somewhere. And whoever finds him will subjugate the witch to himself.

- I hate witches. They are always smearing snot and spitting drool. - Yeah. - What a horror. Unsanitary clean water!

There is no witch who does not imagine herself as a princess, even if only in her own imagination.

Most books about witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books about witchcraft are written by men.

Most witches don't believe in any gods at all. They, of course, know that gods exist. Moreover, from time to time they even have to deal with them. But to believe... No, witches don’t believe in gods. They know these very gods too well. It's like believing, for example, in the postman.

She worships her Gods, sacrifices her body to them and forces Khan to do strange things, although she does not let him get close to her. A witch, but accessibility is not available to her.

Every woman should be a witch, And she simply must be a bitch.

Joy raged in my chest from the realization that I had finally comprehended the essence of our magic. “Believe and see,” my grandmother said, “Imagine and concentrate,” my mother taught. “Just want it,” that’s probably what I’ll tell my daughter someday.

The devil and his wife are a witch.

- If she [the witch] is so strong that she does such a thing only when slightly angry... - ... then she will destroy everything and everyone here when PMS hits her.

“This is all malicious slander against witches,” Magrat concluded. - We live in harmonious unity with Nature, with its great cycle, and we do not do anything bad to anyone. I suggest throwing them into a cauldron of molten lead.

Damn witches are no worse.

Have you noticed that in fairy tales, witches wear stupid black hats, dark clothes and fly on brooms? But our story is not a fairy tale! We will talk about real witches!

Rose took off her shoes on the threshold and, wearing only stockings, walked along the corridor to the kitchen. I heard Gavilan talking to someone. Through the overgrown garden I saw two silhouettes. “Is it really not a guest, but a guest?” With a witch's smile, she dived into the kitchen.

It would be better if the witch never learned the limits of her power.

“Peace to this house,” mother said casually. Witches usually begin all their acquaintances with these words. An extremely successful phrase - it immediately makes people think about what else this woman could wish for this house.

To you: “My child, they don’t do that. Are you supposed to be a witch? And you answered: “Comrade Pastor, Saint Marilda healed with the laying on of hands. Saint Eugrastia traveled. And Saint Ridaline actually preached in a brothel. So don’t la-la, it’s natural that the holy spirit descended on me... don’t you believe me? Now it will descend on you too. I’ll just find something heavier and you’ll instantly see angels with wings!”

I don't care that there is not a single wing,

No wings? Nothing - a broom will do!

Good is evil, evil is good. Let's fly, jumping on a broom!

Witch - from the word “to know.” It was the inquisitors who distorted the word and its secret meaning to the point of complete obscenity. And we simply know the hidden. Not because of divine revelations, but simply because we have such power. And it was given to us to protect people and for their benefit.

If the Creator had intended us to move all sorts of stones with the help of witchcraft, he would not have invented the shovel. Being a witch is all about knowing when to use a shovel.

- Cast a spell already, motherfucking heel... witch. - I'm a necromancer. “Do your magic anyway,” the “cat” demanded in an irritated whisper, and Rita obeyed.

Have you noticed that in fairy tales, witches wear stupid black hats, dark clothes and fly on brooms? But our story is not a fairy tale! We will talk about real witches!

- Of course, I have a moral code. A person cannot live without a moral code. Mine is that I am against witch burning. As soon as I hear that a witch has been burned somewhere, I immediately become not myself.

- Take action! - Alexei commanded, nodding towards the pond. — Are there any leeches there by any chance? Or a snake? - No. - And frogs? -Are you afraid of them too? - Well... - Step into the water, Velskaya! - the “cat” ordered and, grinning, added: “A witch for me too!” She's afraid of frogs and snakes, well, well.

If the Creator had intended us to move all sorts of stones with the help of witchcraft, he would not have invented the shovel. Being a witch is all about knowing when to use a shovel.

The character is like that of a witch, but you have plenty of talent.

“You don’t understand what’s going on, do you, Lady Witch?” — Mr. Vegard’s question sounded strange. - I understand everything! - Hastened to assure the catcher. And then she asked: “What’s going on?”

I know this witch - she is not one of the most terrible ones.

Oh, for God's sake, stop mumbling! You are a witch, one hundred percent, a purebred witch.

We witches don't have magical powers, that's true. But a witch is a word to know, and we know a lot, it’s not for nothing that we have such a wide specialization - we can deliver a child, cure an illness, and even calm a dead person if it’s causing a lot of annoyance. Well, we have a tried and tested remedy for impudent people, generously sprinkled on us by the Supreme Witch - pepper powder! And the main thing here is to spray correctly, and then wash off in the opposite direction from the sprayed powder.

All women are witches, and the older ones are definitely witches.

- Was she a witch or not? <…> - Who knows... She herself told Ileika this: “An unhappy woman who is lonely is always a witch.”

Mirrors contain infinity. And there is much more to infinity than you think. To begin with, it's all there. Including hunger. Because there are a million billion reflections, but only one soul. Mirrors give a lot, but they also take a lot away.

Lover and witch. One is worth the other.

I am such a feisty, omnipotent witch, no one can tell me. If I want, your fairy tale will end, right here and now! You are now convinced that your friendship and love are protecting you! I don’t think so, soon my life will prove to you that I’m right again!

A mirror can really take away a piece of your soul. A mirror can hold the reflection of an entire universe; an entire firmament of stars can be contained in a piece of small silvered glass. If you know everything about mirrors, consider that you know almost everything.

What's the point of being a damn witch if I can't do magic myself? I might as well be a cheerleader.

Witch n. – 1. An ugly and evil old woman in league with the devil. 2. A beautiful and attractive young woman who gets along just fine without the devil.

Witches know that mysterious omens are swarming around. There are just a dime a dozen of them. At any time, simply select the appropriate one for the occasion.

The word "witch", like the word "wild", began to be perceived in a negative sense; but in ancient times these words were used to describe healers, both old and young, and the word “witch” itself comes from the verb “to know,” that is, to know.

Lover and witch. One is worth the other.

Forgive me and forget me as soon as possible. I'm leaving you forever. Don't look for me, it's useless. I became a witch because of the grief and disasters that struck me. I have to go. Goodbye. Margarita.

“She writes as if she were sewing a patchwork quilt.” - Sounds great. All witches dream of a quilt.

All real witches only cast magic this way, from the heart... The ring, the magic wand, the tea, were made for fools. Where can they, fools, spend hundreds of years developing their hearts and accumulating kindness in themselves - they took a stick, put on a ring and went to break wood...

I taught my body to express everything that the soul experiences.

— Is it difficult to love a witch? - It's hard when people don't like you!

So, remember: a witch is always a woman. I don't want to talk badly about all women. Most of them are kind and sweet. But the fact remains: all witches are female. There are no men among witches.

The first rule of the witches club is that we don’t talk about the witches club.

- Is this the witch? - To me, it doesn’t look very similar. “The priest said she confessed.” “We both know very well how the church can persuade.”

Dressed up like a witch. These are the devils who get into your pants.

- Damn it, there's a woman on the luggage rack! - I'm not a woman, I'm a witch! - Well, okay... There's a witch on the luggage rack!

In the Catalog of Harpies and Witches one can find an excellent description of witches: “She who causes harm to others; one who harbors evil intentions; the one who looks askance; the one who looks playfully from under her brows; the one who leaves the house at night; the one who yawns during the day: the one who walks with a sad look; the one who laughs without measure; windy; pious; fearful; strong and brave; the one who often goes to confession; the one who makes excuses; the one who points a finger at people; one that knows about distant events; one who knows the secrets of science and art; she who speaks many languages."

“When you see my signal, give them hell.” - Wait... what signal? - Oh, you'll find out - the head of one of these creatures will fly to hell.

Witches today are realizing what the alchemists dreamed of.

...She knew how to do it. Witch. She knew how to throw, throw, part, trampling into the mud, smearing on the walls, hitting something hard with blood, so that you become close to death and walk like a zombie. And then she knew how to return it. And the worst thing is that I always wanted to return to her.

- You never lie, Len. But how talented you are not to finish!

If there is a chance to get into something, the witch always takes advantage of it!

Do you think a witch has to ride a broom like that? And with such a nose? No. Real witches are beautiful.

– You are an adult, smart woman! “Neither one, nor the other, nor the third,” I thought.

A good witch will always find a way to bypass the defense and cause a good mischief, but only the best witch unmistakably knows when it’s time to make a move.

I felt good with him even when I was married.

It would be better if the witch never learned the limits of her power.

Learning not to do something is just as difficult as learning to do it. Or maybe even more difficult. There would be a lot more frogs in the world if I didn't know how to avoid turning people into them.

I don't care who is a werewolf and who is a vampire. If Angela suddenly turns out to be a witch, she can join too.

Sometimes what is legal is not necessarily good, and sometimes it takes a witch to tell the difference. And sometimes a cop, if it's the right cop. Smart people understand this. Stupid - no. But the trouble is that fools love to be clever.

Painting opened up the world to me. My soul sings. I wonder if I can use my divine gift for profit?

Magic had never attracted her. In truth, many witches could never have done serious, obvious witchcraft in their entire lives (they only weaved tangles and traps of dreams and curses, which is not considered witchcraft, being rather folk art, and all other witchcraft consisted of practicing medicine, common sense sense and the ability to look stern in a pointed hat). But if you called yourself a witch and put on a pointed hat, then you are the same as becoming a policeman. People don't see you, they see your uniform. And when a madman with an ax is rushing down the street, you have no right to step aside, muttering: “Yes, I’m only looking for missing dogs and regulating street traffic...”. You are a witch, you have a hat and you do your thing. The basic law of witchcraft says: you decide everything for yourself.

“They're actually very good,” she said. “It’s just that witches, well, never think about those around them.” Or rather, they think about those around them; witches just don’t care how people feel. Understand? In general, they never think about people, except when they think about them, which never happens. If you understand me...

A woman has two paths: a witch and a sexy kitten.

Witches fear almost nothing, Miss Tick explained, but the most experienced and powerful, although they do not say it out loud, are afraid of what they call “turning to evil.” It's too easy to indulge in one or two cruel little tricks just because you have strength and others don't; It's too easy to start thinking that people around you don't matter much; It’s too easy to decide that ideas about good and evil apply to anyone but you. But if you go down this path, you will end your days alone in a gingerbread house, giggling disgustingly, drooling and growing warts on your nose.

The main problem with witches is that they never run from what they truly hate. And the main problem with cornered little furry animals is that one of these innocent animals may turn out to be a mongoose.

By the way, women who drink ice-cold red wine somehow look especially prettier. They start to look like witches. Where exactly? Somewhere. A beautiful word somewhere. You are somewhere a pig. I love this turn.

The reason why Granny Weatherwax was a better witch than Magrat was that she knew that in order to do magic well, you didn't have to know one medicinal herb from another, and it didn't matter whether it was an herb at all. The reason why Magrat was a better doctor than Mother was that she believed that there was a difference, and a fundamental one.

Do you think a witch has to ride a broom like that? And with such a nose? No. Real witches are beautiful.

- Let us through immediately, Sean Ogg. Sean saluted, almost stunning himself with the shaft of the pike: “I pass, Lady Weatherwax!” His round, honest face disappeared from view. A minute or two later, the witches heard the creaking of the bars. - How do you do this? - the nanny was surprised. “Elementary,” mother shrugged. “You will never make his stupid head explode on his shoulders.” And he knows it. “But I know that you will never do that either.” - No you do not know. You only know that it hasn’t come to that yet.

- For example... well, for example, if I asked you: Gita Ogg, imagine there is a fire in your house, what thing would you rush to save from the fire first? Nanny bit her lip. – Is this, what’s his name, one of the personal trap questions? - Exactly. - That is, from my answer you want to find out what kind of person I am... - Gita Ogg, I know you all and I know you like a flaky soul. Your answers don't really interest me. But answer anyway. “Perhaps I would rush to save Gribo.” Mother nodded. “Because it shows how kind, caring and responsible I am,” the nanny continued. “Not at all,” my mother snapped. – This just shows that you are one of the people who try to give the most correct, positive answer. You can't be trusted at all. This is the most witchy answer. Evasive and crafty.

The character is like that of a witch, but you have plenty of talent.

“I don’t think it’s allowed to burn people,” Magadan Adam, “otherwise everyone around would be doing just that.” “If you are a believer, then you can,” Brian said confidently.

A witch with a good heart is a witch doomed to fail.

Every witch has a heart hidden somewhere. And whoever finds him will subjugate the witch to himself.

So, remember: a witch is always a woman. I don't want to talk badly about all women. Most of them are kind and sweet. But the fact remains: all witches are female. There are no men among witches.

The princesses, not awakened by the kiss, wake up as witches and run away into the forest.

If you are a witch, then I will become the lord of evil.

That's why witches are called witches because they have the wrong conversations at the wrong times. However, not witches either.

Witches today are realizing what the alchemists dreamed of.

The days of witch hunts are over - now witches are hunting us.

Witches are quick-witted creatures. After a good dirty trick, grievances are instantly forgotten.

All women are witches, and the older ones are definitely witches.

The soul of a witch, an artist, a baker... This is what God gives us.

It would be better if the witch never learned the limits of her power.

One such witch lives in my soul

Statuses about witches are created by loving men who see the cunning and resourcefulness of their beloved wives, but these traits do not prevent them from still loving them. Then the statuses could be like this:

My little witch is acting weird again - she doesn’t want to be a noblewoman anymore, she wants a house in the Maldives.
My wife is so cute and beautiful, but her eyes still give her away - she’s a witch, and a real one at that.
Only a witch can come up to you at the right moment and do as she needs - to the detriment of all your plans and aspirations.
My witch again today decided to drink all the blood from me - let him drink, and I will restore blood circulation with wine.
I’m tired of my pet witch’s witchcraft, and I can’t even sleep without them.
My witch taught me to fear a lot: her desires, her whims, her intentions, her words.
My witch charmed me so much at first, and then bewitched me, that I consider her the most attractive witch in the world to this day.

We are all women - witches

Women themselves often post funny statuses about witches, proving that nothing witchcraft is alien to them. Then the statuses could be like this:

You married us as little angels. Why did you and I become witches? The answer is obvious.
Yes, we will bewitch all women - a little bit of a witch - so that they will not want to escape from our clawed paws.
I bewitched you, and now I’ll kiss you to death...
Only witches know how to love so much that not a single man can escape from them.
I learned to fly on a broom – mainly around the apartment and during general cleaning.
For a long time I maintained my angelic patience and appearance, but one fine day I decided that this was not appreciated and turned on the witch - my husband was simply delighted that there was a bitch nearby. What do these men want?
Women become witches when they are abused by men. And then - beware, they will burn you with a withering glance.
I can become angry, prickly and cynical, like a witch - don’t lead me to sin...
If feelings do not inspire and do not allow a woman to fly, she will make herself a broom - and will still fly.
But it’s not so bad when your husband calls you a witch - he’s afraid, that is.
Some men seriously believe in witches. And when on public transport one of them pushed me at rush hour and did not apologize. As I got off the bus, I threw my hard look at him and said: “Tomorrow at this time you will answer for pushing me today” and went. I saw he also got off at this stop. Although he didn’t plan it and runs after me. “Sorry, woman, just remove the curse. Please".
Men are so suspicious. That they can be manipulated if you tell them that there was a witch in your family. And I look very similar to her in appearance. I tried this with my husband. After which I found 5 books in his closet with the titles: “What to do if you meet a real witch”, “How to predict what a witch will do to you?”, “How not to discover that you know that she is a witch.” Poor thing, now I feel so sorry for him.
Whoever is afraid of something will happen to him. That's why, guys. Don't be afraid of beautiful women - not all of us are witches.

Quotes About Witches Women

Yesterday at an art lesson, the teacher mixed blue and yellow paints and it turned out green. The children decided that she was a witch and burned her...

He called her a witch, and she, dumbfounded for a moment, remembered that she couldn’t sleep anywhere and pretended to be very offended.

A witch is an offended fairy)))))

“You don’t know how the Sabbath goes?” - I know. On this day, all the harpies, witches and other furies gather in one place and have a drinking party. — I didn’t ask you about March 8th.

The guy is chatting with the girl about all sorts of bullshit, and I jokingly remark: “Are you, by any chance, a witch?” - Well, maybe a witch - Witch, conjure me a lot of money! - A bunch, you say. (Thoughtfully) Well, I’ll probably conjure up a bunch... But with money - sorry, I don’t know how yet...)))

Garlic - in the mouth, onion - in the nose, honey - on the chest, mustard on the heels, nettle on the lower back and a cut glass of vodka half and half with red pepper for internal effects... We will poison all the microbes! If you live until the morning, you will be as good as new...)))

She's a witch, She's an angel, She's a lady, She's a slut. He will enchant, he will enchant, he will charm, he will intoxicate, he will stun, he will deafen, he will destroy, he will accuse. He will forgive everything, he will believe everything. ...show full text...

Every woman should be a witch, and she simply must be a bitch! :)

YOUR WIFE IS PROBABLY A WITCH IF... ...She bought a vacuum cleaner. And then I bought a broom. None of her friends entered your house through the door. And she didn’t leave him this way. If for some reason you are sure that you know exactly how much money she has left. If you receive a salary, you feel an irresistible desire to give it all to your spouse. If she believes that there are 78 cards in a deck of cards, and the two is higher than the ace. If she never goes to church, but she keeps stacks of candles. If she has green eyes. On Fridays... ...show full text...

Yes, I’m a witch... I’ll enchant, I’ll bewitch, I’ll bewitch, I’ll kiss, I’ll fall in love, I’ll fuck...

A fairy differs from a witch only in mood.

Why I purchased fairy tales is unclear. I decided: There’s no point in spending money. I listen to them about myself - for free, But I just don’t understand one thing: There are so many characters in various fairy tales. Yes, it’s a pity that envious enemies don’t spoil me... As always, they’re only willing to give me the Role of the Witch or Grandmother Yaga.

Some men unwittingly force women close to them to learn to fly on a broom!

Once on a dark evening this happened, the witch brewed a pot full of potions.

She threw burning herbs, a dead frog, and soaked the pillow with the potion for the guests.

Yes, I sent it to all enemies by pigeon mail, and sealed the envelope with love spell clay.

Tired of business, she sat down on a bench, Waiting there for fools in a new shower jacket.

I AM A WITCH!

. Apparently, the German Chancellor von Bismarck was once a cruel sadist. They had in store for a woman the Woman's Age - hopeless, delirious: Kirche, Kuche und Kinder. * For centuries he has been our dream - with boots.

To be Messalina on the bed of love, In the kitchen - Cinderella, and in the living room - Proud, royal Cleopatra We are ready for our loved ones even tomorrow! ...show full text...

The witch is essentially insidious, formidable, If she looks sideways, a thunderstorm will strike. Weak in some ways, but bitchy in others, Steel eyes blazing with anger. The witch's image is gentle, passionate, Every word is a hot fire. Passions are boiling, like dangerous lava. It’s not fate to meet her—it’s a death sentence. The witch on occasion is weak, fragile, Nerves give in and the brakes give up. With a cry it pierces the rough realities. It does not know measures, does not know the end. The witch in pain is prickly, sharp, Everything for others, nothing for herself. ...show full text...

For the verse, according to my taste, thanks to one Good and humble person))))

I’m not at all like you, not like him, not like these or those, I’m on my own, I’m just quickly burning bridges. I’m sinning as much as I can. ONCE I live on this Planet I never pray, and I DO NOT fast...

I am a sorceress, I am a witch, I am a sultry socialite, I will twist, wrap and easily cross the Rubicon of the Old man and the young man, I will want and make you fall in love, To lift you to Heaven, and to be burned in Hell...

"THE SMELL OF A WITCH."

AN AMAZING STORY WRITTEN BY A MAN

I have long wanted to write about feminine power. About how I understand it. Feel. I understand. And now, it seems, the time has come... Let's agree right away: witches do not fly on brooms and do not drink anyone's blood. Christianity, which did not tolerate competition, worked hard to drag this word into the mud. Until now, the word “witch” carries a negative connotation, and I would happily use something else. But he's not there. Therefore, let's give all this negativity to Baba Yaga. She does not care. She's not real. Opening... ...show full text...

My husband recently read in a pseudo-scientific book that in the Middle Ages a witch was identified by weight - it was believed that a broomstick could not lift more than 48 kg. And in the first years of marriage I weighed 45-48 kg. Now my husband is looking at me, thoughtfully, analyzing... Will he really guess?

In every woman there sleeps both a fairy and a witch, and if the goat touches him, the witch will wake up, and the prince will wake up as a fairy.

You are my beloved witch

Cool statuses about witches can be posted by both men who love their other halves, and women themselves - about themselves, their loved ones. Statements can be like this:

You still need to look for witches like mine - she knows how to cook, in bed she’s a tigress, with my friends she’s a wolf, with her friends she’s always flying off somewhere on a broomstick.
If a witch lives next to you, then remember that you married a fairy.
How to make a witch out of a fairy? You just have to always indulge her, fulfill all her wishes and take into account her whims, agree with her in everything and not contradict her. Here is the result.
Little witches eventually become witches, and then they become Baba Yagami. It’s scary - I’ll have to get a divorce in a year or two.
I look at my wife and always remember children’s rhymes: “A son will grow up to be a pig, if the son is a pig.” And what will grow out of my cute young witch - my wife? That is the question.
Yes, I'm a young witch. and let the whole world fall at my feet.

And I don't believe in it

Statuses about witches can also have a philosophical nature, when you just want to talk about mysticism, then you can put the following statements:

Yes, it’s all nonsense - love spells, lapels, witchcraft... That’s what I thought a year ago, until I got involved in love spells myself.
You shouldn’t think about witches and witchcraft, but you need to know that there is still something unclean in our lives.
There is no need to be afraid of witches, but you shouldn’t look them in the eyes either - you’ll immediately disappear in this pool.
Green eyes have always scared me. According to fairy tales, many witches had this color. But as luck would have it, I married the owner of these witch eyes, which once again proves that what you are afraid of will happen to you.
Beauty is a terrible power, this is very suitable for witch girls, where the key word is terrible.
I personally know a man who became the victim of a real witch - she simply poured something into his glass of wine, and he was blown away - he fell in love. That is, she bewitched him, bewitched him, then used him and left him. And he's still pining for her.
Yes, all this is bullshit - witches. Witchcraft, love spells, evil eye. Trust only yourself and reliable friends - then you won’t have to complain about otherworldly forces.
When you need to justify your lack of will or lack of success, there is always an excuse in the form of - yes, they jinxed me, but they cast a spell on me. This is bullshit - you yourself are the master of your destiny.

Quotes on the theme "Coven"

The phrase “Walpurgis Night” always evoked some mystical thoughts in me, although I did not know its meaning. Having found out about this “holiday”, I was convinced of my expectations, but the origin of this saying surprised me somewhat.

Walpurgis Night is celebrated on the night from April 30 to May 1. This is the main Sabbath of witches, as well as one of the most important pagan holidays dedicated to fertility (people often associated fertility characters with death, take the example of the Greek Persephone, the wife of Hades, the god of the underworld of the dead, and also the goddess of fertility and spring.) This is a holiday. , which every self-respecting witch is obliged to pay attention to. So, to whom it applies, saddle up your panicles.

The first official mentions of Walpurgis Night appeared in the protocols of the unforgettable Inquisition in the Middle Ages. The current name for the ancient celebration was given by the Germans - in honor of the saint, naturally, Walpurgis (aka Walburga, Waltpurde, Walpurgis, Vabur, Falbur, Buga, Godurzh (remember: “... aka Goga, aka Zhora, aka...).

Saint Walpurgis is a real historical figure. This noble Briton was born in Devonshire around 710. She was the daughter of Richard, one of the kings of West Saxony, and Wynne, sister of St. Boniface, Apostle of Germany. Both of her brothers, Willibald and Vinibald, were also canonized. Like a family!

Having gone on a pilgrimage to the Holy Land with his sons, daddy Richard entrusted his 11-year-old daughter to the care of the abbess of the Winborne monastery, known for its strict orders. And as a result, the girl spent more than one year there without going out, until she celebrated her 37th “Venya Day” there.

But there were advantages in the life of a resident of Foggy Albion, among which was the study of foreign languages. Walpurgis studied them so well that she described her brother's journey to Palestine in Latin, not to mention the narration of the life of another brother in her native English. Therefore, often St. Walpurgis is called the first writer of England and Germany. That's where it all started before reaching Rowling with Harry Potter.

In 748, Walpurgis's uncle, Boniface (remember the lion from the cartoon?), decides to create a system of monasteries in Germany. At his request, Abbess Winborne sends missionaries, including Walpurgis, who has waited for freedom.

The ship, according to legend, sailed from Britain in clear weather. But soon a terrible storm began. The nun threw herself on her knees right on the deck - and the sea immediately calmed down. The sailors told about this miracle on the shore, and in Germany Walpurgis was greeted with reverence. Since then, the saint has been considered the patroness of sailors (she also helps with hydrophobia and storms).

Subsequently, Walpurgis became the abbess of the monastery in Heidenheim, a town in Bavaria near Eistadt, and after the death of her brother she even led a monastery. Her virtues and numerous miracles brought her fame. Walpurgis died on February 25, 777. Everything would be fine and Walpurgis would be revered as an “ordinary” saint, but...

More than 100 years have passed, the miracles of the nun began to be forgotten. The new bishop of Eistadt decides to restore the monastery and church. The workers desecrated the abbess's grave, and then something happened that was not considered a saint - at night her menacing shadow appeared to the bishop, scaring him half to death.

Soon - namely on May 1 - the remains of the nun were transported to Eistadt, placing them in the void of one of the rocks. And healing oil began to flow out of the rock, which helped against many diseases. Walpurgis was canonized and canonized. Later, her remains were taken to different cities and villages in Germany, and the days when this happened were dedicated to her (February 25, October 12, September 24). But the main day of St. Walpurgis - the first of May.

The appearance of the shadow of the late British woman gave rise to various rumors about her personality. After this, pagan and Christian motifs were woven together, and the name of the righteous woman was given to the main holiday of evil spirits.

In the Middle Ages, there was a belief that Walpurgis Night was the night of the witches' feast throughout Germany and Scandinavia. The witches sat astride brooms and flew to the mountain peaks, among which the most popular was the “bald” Mount Brocken, where the entire “elite” gathered and celebrated their “holiday” in wild feasts, dancing and copulation with demons and the devil. They tried to interfere with the prosperous flow of spring, sent damage to people and livestock, etc.

In villages on the eve of Walpurgis Night, a magical ceremony of expelling witches was held: bonfires were lit (on which effigies of witches were sometimes burned), people walked around houses with torches, church bells were rung, etc. It was believed that herbs on Walpurgis Night acquired miraculous powers, which is why many healers - the herbalists went out for training on this day.

These beliefs can be found in the 1st part of Goethe's Faust. They arose around the end of the 8th century, probably in the same way as the belief in witches and witches arose and spread: on May 1, the first spring holiday was celebrated by the pagans with special solemnity, and this festival gave rise to gossip about the Sabbaths. They were disbanded by people who could not immediately abandon pagan rituals in favor of Christianity, and, despite the strict prohibition (under pain of the death penalty by that Inquisition), continued to gather in inaccessible places in order to meet in a proper way, that is, with songs and dances. May 1, in the future - Workers' Solidarity Day. The setting (bonfires, wilderness) contributed to the spread among the people of stories about witches gathering that night in various inaccessible places.

Now, on the night from April 30 to May 1, Walpurgis Night is celebrated throughout Central and Northern Europe - this is a celebration of welcoming spring, when huge bonfires are lit to ward off the witches who flock to the Sabbath that night. The holiday program has not changed for more than 100 years: ancient games, like our burners, performances of student choirs and traditional bonfires on the eve of Walpurgis Night. This is how the canonized saint became the embodiment of darkness.

A few words about what activities people take on the night of May 1 in different European countries.

In Scandinavia, people burn fires to attract spring, ward off spirits and get rid of winter debris, and eat gravlax, fresh salmon marinated in salt, sugar and dill.

In many European countries, when the sun goes down, boys start screaming and setting off firecrackers. Because the best remedy for perfume is noise.

In the Czech Republic, on the eve of Walpurgis Night, sand or grass is poured onto the threshold so that witches cannot enter the house until all the grains of sand or blades of grass have been counted.

In Bavaria, pranksters smear doorknobs with toothpaste, move doors to another location and pull shoelaces out of shoes. Their Walpurgis Night is just like our Midsummer Eve.

She's a witch, but she's gorgeous...

But sometimes you can put statuses about a beautiful witch, which more often concern beautiful women who can attract the attention of the opposite sex with one glance. Then the phrases could be like this:

From time immemorial, a witch was considered a woman who was in charge - knew more than others. In other words, she was smarter, wiser, had excellent intuition and the gift of foresight. Then I agree - I am a witch!
The witch knew, and I know even more than he thinks.
She seduced me, captivated me, bewitched me, bewitched me, bewitched me - she is a witch.
Even though she’s a witch, she’s a damn good one!
It’s hard not to fall in love with someone like that; it would be better if I passed by then.
The pool of your bottomless eyes has fascinated me - I am completely in their power.
Why did you look at me with your witching eyes - it would be better for me not to see them...
A beauty with the eyes of a witch is always attractive to men.
There are different types of witches, some are attracted by physical proximity, others by their wisdom.
A beautiful witch is the dream of every man who sooner or later becomes henpecked, because it is better to be under the heel of a wise beauty.
I don’t regret that I once succumbed to your witchcraft spells; they still envelop me today.