VLADIMIR VISHNEVSKY. SINGLES
VLADIMIR VISHNEVSKY
One line or Thoughts in one line
Part II
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And I will ask you to fall on your face... * But there is no need to dismember your wife here... * But still, I had a beneficial influence on you... (Romance) * And I would ask everyone who is breathing... * But I scattered you all wisely! * And there are no out-of-towners abroad!.. * And who is the producer of this sunset?.. * And the sea doesn’t care about our proximity... * And we were just unimpressed by you... * And I kiss strangers timidly... * And it’s okay that I’m talking about the main thing right away ...? , what if it weren’t for sugar... * Do you even know what you’re repairing?! * Are you on a broom today? * Yeah, it’s clear, the house is crazy... * He passed the tests. But they were returned... * Oh, you are not a sponsor?! Put down the fork!..
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It’s trite to try to become a massage therapist... * I’m afraid that I’m just happy with you... * I was rejected, but what...
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In my arms you are irreplaceable! * Our strength lies in the readiness for a bummer... * Unlike myself, I believe you!.. * For the first time in my last life... * I was extremely brief in bed with her... * Otherwise, I will start living with you!.. * On the way, we started talking to each other... * It’s useful to wake up in such places... * It’s creepy on the balcony at such a time... * At such and such an age?.. No, only with prepayment!.. * It’s more important to kiss goodbye... * After all, I asked that there be no evidence!.. * After all, I’m practically not lying to you!.. * You’re lucky - even by your death!..
My husband returned, and we are live... * The whole horror is that they will now understand us... * The view from the window - and we overlooked that... * In the all-Union search for ourselves... * What to believe in, invest cash?!. * I would become a leader - I don’t have enough charisma... * I take the color of leggings literally... * I wasn’t wrong about one more thing!.. * So I brought you to the lambada... * Here’s a new Russian with a pager on his belly... * What a luxury - to refuse from the cruise... * Here's the amount to look decent... * He came in and began to zombify the chief accountant... * More and more people are keeping our secret... * There are still fewer money for random women... * Still the same faces, but for the same money... * That's it, go away, otherwise I’ll get used to it now... * I’m always not myself when I’m not in you.
* I'm simply insane when I'm insane! * I don’t remember everything that didn’t happen... * You are dear to me only as an impression... * I don’t need you as a partner... * You made me laugh a lot... * You are very helpful - we have debauchery here! * You are right, yes, “You” is more hygienic... * You are more careful there, in a dream... * Are you a man, are you not from La Mancha?.. * Have you come to settle forever?.. *
Where are your breasts? I want to cry on it... * I’m proud of you when you’re not with me... * I’m ready to pay - and I even know with what...
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Yes, no one had you in mind!.. * Yes, my lord, alas, you are no sweeter than a radish... * But no, I’m not all in lipstick yet!.. * Yes, take away, my dear, your only one... * Yes , I keep writing my unfashionable things...
Yes, we laughed a little today... *
Let's respect the limb in the leg!
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I haven’t lit a cigarette with the ladies for a long time!.. * I haven’t dreamed of such money for a long time... * I haven’t been lying in the Hall of Columns for a long time... * Give me at least something other than installations!.. * I don’t feel sorry for the brokerage place for you either!.. * It’s enough to attract attention here... * Breathe, otherwise they’ll deprive you of that too!.. * Thumbelina, and you’re an anti-Semite!..
* As soon as I recognized you, I was gone... * As soon as you lie down, I’m next to you!.. * The only one to whom you did not give... * There is intimacy sweeter than the near abroad...
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It's a pity, the bullet turned out to be a gangster's... * It is advisable to see each other during your lifetime... * Life forces you to write a bestseller...
* I listened, madam, how silent you are... * Catching you at work is like catching you... * Why immediately reduce everything to love?!
* Why is he so drawn to strangers’ women... * Why did I so kindly agree?.. * I went into the reading room, where I was shot at...
Even the deterioration is unstable here... * In winter in Moscow it is cumbersome to get married... * You spend the winter without seeing white snow...
* And again forgetting that the main thing is health... * And again I was not noticed from the Mausoleum... * And in general, everyone lies about deodorants...
* And every time, entering into a legal marriage... * And even in the way we pass through the door... * And even my fall is not free... * And for a long time I will be kind to this, and this... * And having taken a shower arrogantly...
* And no matter how the environment surrounds us... * And - coffee for the survivors!... * And I have no one to leave the country to... * And unambiguously approaching the tram... * And full of plans, coming from the lady... * And then she saw, that he... * And you are in me - you see?! - I wasn’t mistaken... * And that’s all I wanted?.. * Both I and I can’t stand you!.. * The image is worn out, although it’s premature.
* It’s even pleasant to deal with me... * The outcome of the Semites is not always fatal... * So, I’m healthy - and here the doctors are powerless!.. * Italy, another country where I’m not needed...
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How important it is to break off the poem... * How could you, it’s a dandelion! * How to continue to live and where should we park?!. * How amicably everyone leaves at the end!.. * How sorry I am for the women who left me!.. * How chilly it is - without love and on newspapers... * How much in life has been wasted!.. * How many nests are on the verge of ruin!. * How brazenly husbands say “Hello!”... * How tired I am of those who love me!.. * How vilely they cancel trains!.. * How vulgarly contacts are terminated!.. * How empty the Honor Board has become... * How sexy you say “ Fool!”.. * How fleeting our vacations are... * How scary it is to live with one, separately... * How painful it is to depend on a call... * How a bottle of kefir cools the palm... * How often they set us up - loving... * How often the escalators went! * How low it is to beat lying women... * Some kind of sexlessness in Rus'... * What a cross it is - not to be considered a poet... * You are some kind of unsexual maniac... * The gut is thin, but it is straight... * When I was younger , I was younger... * When will I come in to land again!.. * When my hand fumbles for the switch... * When you are both loved and republished... * Who should I give money to so that the moon rises?!
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One-liners and poems by Vladimir Vishnevsky Oh, you’re not a sponsor?!
Put down the fork!.. Don’t vulgarize my love with your consent! And pleasures must be expensive... He was rejected, but what a pleasure! Darling, I don’t hear any excuses... One-liners by Natalia Khozyainova (Maya Chetvertova) (sometimes published on the Internet as “ women’s one-liners
”) No, he didn’t stutter before the wedding... How timid he is... it’s hard to resist... You didn’t insult suddenly, but gradually... Try soup, don't be afraid!
There are medicines... Pages: One-liners by Olga Arefieva If you change, then many will do so at once! Thunder the bourgeoisie! (Don’t touch the sponsors!) Somewhere the piano hit... “Insolent” does not mean “stop it” at all! I'm not crazy. I'm generally like that. Pages: One-liners by Vladimir Semenov -Get down! Can't you see the bullet is flying?! -You are not a fool. But, unfortunately, just drink. -I’m not a German for you to show up on time! -I left the brothel for you! Yes, the obituary turned out to be sad... There was nothing to cover it with. Is it just swearing... One-liners by Katya Shofman Your drama was a success - I laughed so much! What a disgrace! She loved him! You're so thoughtful. What did you drink yesterday? After thinking about it for five years, she agreed. New Year's one-liner: When the chimes strike, wake you up! Pages: Katya Shofman, New one-liners (2012) Let's drink to three! Achieved everything I dared to dream of. Oh God, if only you knew what you did! A successful day - not a single misfortune! He shone with his mind until he came out into the public eye... God sent you to me! Change the tire! Oh, doctor, let me die in peace! One-liners and couplets by Vlad Veselovsky I’m not a zai..., a zai..., a zai... Understand, I lied only for the sake of our friendship... I’m standing alone in the middle of the plain naked... Your hopeless optimism... Oh, Sunny, you’ve eclipsed everyone with yourself.. Pages: Marina Dalimaeva. One-liners Played hide and seek... Never found one... Let's instruct the trumpeter to inflate the wheels! I want to smoke... But when will you finish?! How much you can suck out of thin air!.. There are two smart people here: me and the moderator. Natalya Reznik. One-liners Now about the eternal. You're always a giveaway! I haven’t slept for two days, I haven’t eaten for three nights... Forget me. Burn my receipts. Don't you want to confess? Let's split! Pages: Leonid Libkind. One-liners It was a quiet evening with lightning and thunder. Who will answer me for the unlived years? - I did it for love, but you got excited. I walked through life with an adult step. One-liners and short poems by Vladimir Knysh Stuck in debt, love and inspiration... Soulless! – After all, I paid for coffee... There is a lot of Kama Sutra in tourist plans. So many reluctant feminists! I'm too star for this fuss! One-liner by Anatoly Mukhtiyarov It’s already decent for us to be naked. How much time I wasted in vain with you in bed!.. He understood her even with a half-groan... But the authorities shouldn’t cite me. One-liners by Alexandra Pishchanok He started a book of complaints in his family. They met by chance in bed... After going through fire and water, he evaporated. Single verses and couplets by different authors In the basement a petrel soared proudly. Nikita Bogoslovsky
Your panties were torn at the knee...
Alexey Kovalev
How shredded, however, the bribe-giver...
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May I fail all the way to New York!
Mikhail Baru
It’s not the money that’s a pity, but the fact that there is none!
Dmitry Urbanovich
Wanted to hug his wife - and missed!
Dmitry Urbanovich
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My husband is offline, and the money is running out..
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Do you want some nice things for yourself?
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I’m ready not to listen to you for hours...
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