Funny sayings and cool phrases about food

A person receives everything except oxygen for his life from food. Nutrition is one of the basic vital conditions for human existence. Food is a source of energy. Nutrition affects a person’s health, performance, mood and life expectancy. In other words, its importance is very difficult to overestimate. That is why we have prepared quotes about food, from which you may be able to glean new and interesting thoughts.

Quotes about food for real gourmets

War is war, and lunch is on schedule. Friedrich Wilhelm I

The body is baggage that you carry throughout your life. The heavier it is, the shorter the journey. Arnold Glasgow

We need to eat and drink so much that our strength is restored and not suppressed. Marcus Tullius Cicero

Eat less. The gates of heaven are narrow. Archibald Joseph Cronin

We live in turbulent times. People began to eat a lot and read little. Grigory Gorin

If you want to extend your life, shorten your meals. Benjamin Franklin

Fat people live shorter lives. But they eat longer. Stanislav Jerzy Lec

When you get up from the table hungry, you are full; if you get up after having eaten, you have overeaten; If you get up after overeating, you are poisoned. Anton Pavlovich Chekhov

There is no love more sincere than the love of food. George Bernard Shaw

To help us see how much we are overeating, our stomach is located on the same side as our eyes. Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya

If primitive people often died from lack of food, then we are now dying from its abundance. Titus Lucretius Carus

A person cannot think well, love well, or sleep well if he has not had a good dinner before. Virginia Woolf

After a good dinner, you can forgive anyone. Oscar Wilde

Excess food interferes with the subtlety of the mind. Lucius Annaeus Seneca

A full stomach equals a good mood, and an empty stomach equals despondency and quarrels. Joanne Rowling

A delicious breakfast is a special holiday in life. Haruki Murakami

Bread opens any mouth. Stanislav Jerzy Lec

What is patriotism if not the love of the food you ate as a child? Lin Yutang

There is a huge undefined love between me and food. Elchin Safarli

When food is a disaster, not eating is a victory. Ashot Nadanyan

Never eat something that might wink back at you. Terry Pratchett

You have to love what you eat or love the person you cook for. Cooking is an act of love. Alain Chappelle

A person should know no less about food than about mathematics or his native language. Gordon Ramsay

Two desires are constantly fighting within me, and at the same time - to lose weight and to eat. More often than not, the latter wins. Elchin Safarli

Appetite comes with eating. Jerome de Angers

It is not necessary, but it is desirable that the food brings pleasure. But without fanaticism. As Socrates said, bad people live to eat and drink, good people eat and drink to live. Therefore, it is very important to treat what we eat with great responsibility. Food is the basis of our life, and this cannot be ignored. But some people do just that. Not in the sense that they refuse to eat, but in the sense that they eat anything. Here the statement of Ludwig Feuerbach comes in very handy: A person is what he eats. But other quotes about food are no less instructive.

Excessive amounts of rich food causes illness. Hippocrates

Food should be simple. Coco Chanel

There is nothing better than feeling skinny. Kate Moss

The first rule of life with a man: feed him as soon as he wakes up. Robert Heinlein

When you eat with someone, the food tastes much better than when you eat alone. Isuna Hasekura

Anyone can ruin a meal. But the chef does it professionally. Igor Karpov

A Russian person doesn’t want to do or think anything on an empty stomach, but on a full stomach he can’t. Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya

Everything beautiful should be edible! Salvador Dali

A gentleman never eats. He only has breakfast, lunch and dinner. Katherine Anne Porter

Unhappy is the person who has a favorite restaurant and a disliked author. He found a favorite place to feed his body, but he did not find a favorite place to feed his mind. Jim Rohn

Real digestive problems are when there is absolutely nothing to eat. Yuri Tatarkin

Each piece eaten remains in the mouth for two minutes, two hours in the stomach, and two months on the hips... Christian Dior

It's not a good habit to eat at night. But it is a proven remedy for sad thoughts. Oleg Roy

Men do not live up to our expectations, and only desserts bring true immediate pleasure without subsequent disappointment. Bernard Werber

The doctor told me to stop cooking for four, at least if I didn't invite three more people. Orson Welles

Law of life: there is no abandoned man who will not be immediately fed by another woman. Anton Chizh

Isn’t it smarter to store supplies for an extra week in the refrigerator, rather than carry them around?! Allen Carr

Of all drugs, the most harmful and most addictive is grub. Amelie Nothomb

Food is something that a rich man can always share with a poor man, and appetite is something that a poor man can always share with a rich man. Baurzhan Toyshibekov

A well-fed person is peaceful - you can take him with your bare hands. Mikhail Weller

She was the type of person who would rather starve than cook anything for herself. Haruki Murakami

There are more people without excess weight in the cemetery. Beverly Sills

Don't eat on a full stomach. Truly, giving up food to your dog is better than overeating. Lukman Hakim

During Lent, the main thing is not to eat each other. Metropolitan Vladimir (Sabodan)

It is very important to be responsible about what we eat. Unfortunately, even today not everyone understands this. No, of course, everyone knows that they need to eat healthy food, but not everyone does it. Of course, food quotes are unlikely to help you figure out how to eat properly, but they will provide other food that is beneficial for the mind in the form of aphorisms and wise sayings.

*** I don’t like scenes in films when they show a person eating in close-up. And the sound is louder than usual. *** Maslenitsa was a success!!! the pancakes were cracked like a bob in a trash heap! *** All fish are herrings, all flowers are cacti. *** One clove of garlic will get rid of the smell of onions...;))))))) *** I want to lose weight! I can’t eat, but I don’t have enough money for the rest... *** At work: before lunch we fight the feeling of hunger, after lunch we fight the desire to sleep. *** Well, why do you want to eat so much all the time? *** Yesterday my husband punished me for not having anything to eat at home. Knocked down and raped - I’ll never cook now. *** Don’t slow down - eat a cucumber and wash it down with milk! *** The suffering of a sweet tooth: bulges are present, bulges are absent... *** And a hedgehog lives inside me and constantly asks to EAT!!! *** I need to stop walking. Otherwise, I get to the kitchen and start eating... *** I cook deliciously... I reheat even more deliciously. *** If you don’t eat food like medicine, you will eat medicine like food. *** On Saturday I decided to put the cat on a diet, otherwise it had become too fat. And today she gave birth. What are you willing to do for food?! *** Have you ever been embarrassed by the phrase: “I’ve already done it!” Go eat" ??? …))) *** To lose weight, you need to watch your diet. For example, I only eat boiled everything, mainly condensed milk... *** New technologies will not surprise me until I can download my own food. *** In the school canteen they cook from the same potatoes, onions, cabbage, but the smell is different. If you subtract the smell of school food from homemade food, what remains is the smell of mom. *** Dear, I devoured the cutlets, only this one remained... what’s his name... s*x) *** It would be better if I wanted to study as much as I want to eat! *** I decided to fill my emptiness in my soul! Eat-eat-eat-eat...))) *** Little Red Riding Hood, take these pies to grandma - She doesn’t want them anymore. Some beast told her that there was other food. *** To go to the beach often in the summer, you need to forget the way to the refrigerator. *** If dumplings are at home, then they are HOMEMADE!!! and it doesn’t matter that before that they lived in a store)) *** Have you ever been embarrassed by the phrase: I’ve already put it on! Go eat... *** How could I know that sugar is in coffee cans that say “pepper”!!!:))) *** Eating a bun at night, you feel as if you are selling your soul to the devil. *** If you want a sandwich, look at your stomach... If you can’t see it at all, then add more jam! :))) *** DOSHIRAK NOODLES - Eating without difficulty - Gastritis no offense!!!))) *** I open refrigerator, and there the jellied meat on the plate is shaking. I tell him: “Don’t be so afraid, I’m getting mayonnaise!” *** -What is the difference between oranges and tangerines? -Oranges are peeled in the kitchen, and tangerines are peeled where they are eaten. *** No matter how much you feed your husband, he still looks at the refrigerator...))) *** As long as dumplings, bread and eggs are on sale, bachelors will not give up so easily... *** To hell with bread and circuses! Let's cash! *** It feels like the pasta in the pan is making conspiracies like: “We guys need to stick together!” *** The worst thing in the last days before the New Year is that there is a ton of food in the refrigerator, but you can’t eat it)))))) *** I’ll tell you what... Before you blow out the candles, you should chew Olivier. *** Those who say that you can’t eat at night, let them try to explain: what is the light in the refrigerator for... ;)) *** Lying and not blushing is nonsense... So EATING and not GET FAT! What talent!!! Cool phrases and aphorisms about food

Statuses about food

  • Do you think I'm eating? Nothing like that: I suppress anxiety!
  • It's better to oversleep than to undereat.
  • The need for food is stronger than love.
  • Breakfast like a queen, lunch like a commoner, dinner like a pauper.
  • The worst thing in life is eating alone.
  • An empty stomach is a convenient springboard for the devil.
  • A person who eats in moderation is his own doctor.
  • Indigestion happens when you love food that you hate.
  • Loneliness and hamburgers are a hell of a mixture!
  • The more people at the table, the tastier the food.
  • Let's have a snack first, and show your friendliness later.
  • Not enough is when you’ve eaten everything and still want more. And a lot is when you no longer want anything.
  • If you're hungry, eat!
  • Love comes and goes, but you always want to eat.
  • Nutrition is such an intimate thing that other people’s advice in this matter is absolutely unnecessary.
  • You're eating a sandwich wrong, Uncle Fyodor. You hold it with the sausage facing up, but you should put the sausage on your tongue, it will taste better.
  • They say that people have a second stomach for sweets. I have a second stomach for free food!
  • We slept, now we can eat. We've eaten, now we can sleep.
  • When in doubt, eat.
  • There will always be someone who eats the last piece of pizza from the box.
  • I don't think, I eat. It's much more useful.
  • He shook the dumbbell and ate the spoon. Balance and harmony!
  • A well-fed cook correctly evaluates food, but everything seems tastier to a hungry one.
  • After three courses there is still room for dessert - that’s my motto.
  • Food is always good if you don't go crazy with it.
  • He who eats little lives long, for with a knife and fork we dig our own grave.
  • It is better to undereat occasionally than to overeat all the time.
  • When you speak, think carefully, when you eat, chew well.
  • I never refuse food that is offered to me - this is my ninja way!
  • Do you know what vegan chicken and rice is? Rice!
  • And when the stomach is empty, a person has no time for feelings.
  • I won't eat anything I can't pronounce!
  • Even when she cuts the sausage, it turns out tasteless.
  • You have made a hole in my heart that nothing can fill, so I fill it with food, but it is never enough.
  • This is good news, since your name is there!
  • If I don't know how to cook, it doesn't mean I don't know how to eat.
  • The fewer teeth you have, the more you like porridge.
  • The advantage of a bachelor lifestyle: you can eat pizza every day for at least a whole month.
  • Eating too much is harmful, but eating too little is boring.

Wise Quotes

When a man cooks, he does not tolerate anyone next to him. But if a woman cooks, he keeps getting into the kitchen.

Lucille Ball

One wolf is fed by his legs, and the other by his wife.

The great Russian actress Faina Ranevskaya, a very plump lady, when her skirt burst in the most visible place, said:

“Even the skirt couldn’t withstand the onslaught of beauty.”

Then she added:

- There are no overweight women - there are only tight clothes!

If a woman wants something sweet, she can always convince herself that this cake is dietary.

Alexey Kalinin

Any diet primarily depletes the nervous system.

Meat eaters, don't eat all the rabbits, because when there are no guinea pigs... well, you know.

Stanislav Jerzy Lec

Swiss cheese differs from Camembert in having slightly better ventilation.

There is never just a little garlic.

A person in large sizes.

I'm a vegetarian not because I love animals, I just hate plants.

A. Whitney Brown

The more weight a person has, the more he eats and the less room there is for his heart...

Vladimir Borisov

Calories...those little dirty tricks that come at night...and sew your clothes.

Elena Henemann

A person is above satiety, but only when he is full.

If you cook yourself all porridge and porridge, at least change the pot.

Wieslaw Malicki

Fat girl's dream: eat cake and lose weight.

Personally, when I follow a diet,

I watch myself with admiration.

Igor Karpov

For many people, the shopping cart is now replaced by the trash bin.

Konstantin Kushner

In eating food, the ability to eat more than others is a disadvantage, the ability to get enough of less is a virtue.

Harun Agatsarsky

Food is an essential part of a balanced diet.

Fran Lebowitz

To think, you have to eat - there's no escape! Yes, but how many different thoughts can be produced by the same piece of bread!

Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

Some people eat lobster for the taste, but most just eat it for exercise.

Don't put off until dinner what you can eat at lunch.

War is war, and lunch is on schedule.

Friedrich Barbarossa

Making a good salad and being a skilled diplomat are equally delicate matters: in both cases, it is important to know exactly how much oil to use and how much vinegar.

Oscar Wilde

There are no fat women, but some women are not tall enough for their weight.

My wife started seeing a nutritionist and lost $300 in two months.

Robert Orben

Well, of course, I've gained weight! After birth I weighed only 3 kilograms!

People are divided into two parts: one, the smaller one, has lunch, but no appetite; the other, larger one, has an excellent appetite, but no lunch.

Nicola Chamfort

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