185 cool male statuses for real men and guys

I present an excellent selection that includes the wisest short statuses with meaning.

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When you start throwing away junk, the main thing is not to start looking at it!

*** An interesting thing is the soul. Nobody knows where it is, but everyone knows how much it hurts.

*** Suspecting is worse than knowing. Reality has limits, but imagination is limitless.

*** It is impossible to help someone who does not want to change their life. Hippocrates

*** It’s better to get dirty saving someone from the mud than to get your soul dirty with indifference.

*** If you are wrong and silent, you are wise, if you are right and silent, you are married.

*** Everyone wants to change the world, but no one wants to change themselves. Lev Nikolaevich Tolstoy

Short wise statuses with meaning

*** If you don't look ahead, you may end up behind.

*** Never take advice from people who do not live the way you dream of living.

*** And it doesn’t matter which foot you get up from, it’s important what mood you live in!

*** First, we become slaves of our desires, and then slaves of those on whom the fulfillment of these desires depends.

For guys and men statuses to themselves: boldly and meaningfully

1. I will never try to fit in. I was born to stand out.
2. Stop poking around at my status, and better spend time with your girlfriend.
3. I'm not capricious. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
4. There are millions of guys, like stars, but I alone will make your dreams come true.
5. I'm a gentleman in what I do.
6. It's obvious that I'm not the most handsome man in the world, but I'm certainly second only to my brother! (We recommend reading quotes and statuses with meaning about your brother).
7. I am strong, kind, smart, important and fearless. I'm amazing. Haven't you realized this yet?
8. I know that I'm great, so I don't dwell on bad opinions of me.
9. I'm a hot guy with a cool personality.
10. Not always “available”... Try your luck!
11. I was born and grew up not very handsome. But I studied, worked, and now I’m beautiful.
12. I like to walk in the fog because no one can see what I'm doing.
13. I never insult people, I only tell them what they are.
14. My photo is the coolest photo of your life.
15. I haven’t changed, I’ve just grown, by the way, you should try too.

16. The more I look at my Instagram photos, the more I admit that I look cool.
17. I love my coffee the same way I love myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you.
18. Throw me to the wolves, and I will return, leading the pack.
19. I'm a flying bullet that you can't catch.
20. Designed to express, not impress.
21. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and make you angry at the same time.
22. The great ends with ME, and the lame begins with you.
23. I tried to be like you, but I didn't like it.
24. People laugh at me because I'm different, and I laugh because they're all the same.
25. I don't carry bones with me. So don't play with me.
26. If you don't like me, remember: mind over matter. But you don't matter to me anymore.
27. I don't mind crazy people, it's the "normal" person that scares me!
28. I like to talk to myself because I like to deal with smart people.
29. I'm cool, but summer has relaxed me.
30. While you're chasing Pokemon, I'm chasing my dreams.

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The wisest short statuses

*** Imagine how quiet it would be if people only said what they know.

*** There is no price for those who love us as we are...

*** Everything is in our hands, so we can’t let them go!

*** If you are afraid to do something, then this is exactly what you need to do first.

*** Everyone thinks that the time will come, but time is just running out.

*** Everyone has their own problems - some have stale bread, some have small diamonds...

*** If you want to raise good children, spend half as much money and twice as much time on them.

*** Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

When you just want to be alone

1. Walking around with life is already better than existing. I don't need your advice.
2. What happened taught me a lot. And now I won’t be broken by such trifles...
3. You can say whatever you want, I won't even move. The main thing is that in the end everything will be my way.
4. I was ready to do anything for her, and only now I realized that only mom and the boys were worth the sacrifices.

These phrases will help you not to give up even in the most difficult situations. You just have to choose the right VK status for guys with meaning.

1. I will still become what I want. I'll reach the stars and won't come back. And you will still regret that you didn’t tell me the cherished “yes” then.
2. If I see faith and reliability in your eyes, I am ready to do a lot for you. In this cruel world.
3. We all live for ourselves, and only a real guy chooses to live with justice.
4. I don't care what happened before. Honestly, I don’t care what happened before. There is nothing more important than what is now.

Wise short statuses about life

*** I try to avoid problems, but they seem to like me.

*** The main thing is to believe in yourself. The opinions of others change daily.

*** Life is a strange thing. When you have all the cards in your hands, she starts playing chess with you.

*** Everyone is the master of their own life. What a master you are, such is your life!

*** Life is movement: someone moves their brains, someone flapping their ears...

*** This is not me. You are the idiots. With uv. Life…

Growing up is when you think almost like your father

Statuses about boys with meaning for those who know how to appreciate what they have. Be prepared to talk about this in the status line.

1. There's no need to punch someone in the face who hugs your girlfriend. Bro, understand, without her desire this would never have happened.
2. There are three things you need to know in the world: the value of freedom, the value of money and the value of yourself.
3. Will they quit? I'll survive. Will they hit? I'll give you change. But I will never kneel before anyone!
4. A friend must be ready to give his last. You shouldn't even be friends with others!

Each of us deserves to be the best in our own business. And you need to start by setting statuses for boys with the meaning of life.

1. Got something to tell me? Say it to my face! We’ll decide everything, we’ll talk, but not behind our backs. This is why I kill...
2. You know, it’s valuable to me that you ask for forgiveness. But my pride does not allow me to continue going through life with a traitor.
3. The main thing for me is that my loved ones are healthy. Everything else I will get, earn or find.
4. From time to time I need to be alone. But mostly I don't lose heart. I still have a lot to accomplish in this life.

Come on, girls!

Living with intelligence is more difficult, but definitely more interesting. Let status for a wise girl be the motto of your day.

1. A charming empty head can be very spacious for nonsense.
2. Not everyone can be a fool!
3. There really is no such thing as female friendship. Without wisdom.
4. Limitation is the sister of extremes.
5. Chickens can't fly to the clouds...
6. A wise girl does not strive to be first in the ratings.
7. Advice for girls: if you want to be wise, learn to want less.
8. Ideal relationships only exist in films. In life, unions and marriages are based on women’s wisdom, which allows them not to notice men’s antics.
9. A girl doesn't have to do everything right the first time. Otherwise, no one will appreciate how difficult it was later.
10. Girls! When pumping up your abs, remember that in years to come they will sag. When taking care of your appearance, know that old age cannot be avoided. Cultivate wisdom, because it is this that will make your shortcomings invisible!
11. The depth of your wisdom is determined not by the amount of advice you give to your friends, but by the amount of advice they ask you for.
12. With age, a stupid woman does not change in the opposite direction, but becomes even more stupid.
13. You must be able to choose your friends, because both stupidity and wisdom spread virally.
14. Smart girls don't ask Santa Claus for a fairytale life. Because he might give them Ivan the Fool in return.
15. Be wiser, but don't let anyone know about it!
16. Few smart girls would not agree to give up a good half of their mind for beauty.

As a summary, we note that the phrase “female wisdom” is very common in our everyday life, while the concept of “male wisdom” does not seem to exist at all...

Statuses about women with meaning (150 statuses)

Famous sayings that go from mouth to mouth online usually come from men. No matter how sad it may sound, it is precisely from the point of view of quotes left for posterity that they have outstripped women many times over. However, women have succeeded in other ways, because half of these quotes are about themselves. Many politicians, philosophers and simply famous people loved to talk about their wives, loved ones or just casual acquaintances, which they found interesting. This section presents statuses about women with meaning.

On one issue, men and women agreed: both do not trust women.

One woman can make you fly like an eagle. Another one can give you the strength of a lion. But only one in the whole world can fill you with joy and wisdom, beyond which there is nothing.

As long as women are alive, they will dream the impossible and strive for the miraculous.

Women are underestimated as craftswomen - for example, women do not like to marry Mr. Perfect; they prefer to sculpt the image of the ideal man themselves, with their own hands.

To become a real woman, you need to be next to a real man.

I don’t need a beautiful wife; for money I can give her any appearance. I don't need a rich one. I already have everything. I don't need affectionate. Almost all women become such for the sake of my money, and those who do not become so, I can win. I need a decent wife. All the money in the world cannot buy me loyalty and a good reputation.

A beautiful woman is worth her weight in gold, beautiful and loving is priceless.

A silent woman is a ticking time bomb. It is unknown when it will explode and what the power of the explosion will be.

Women cannot live without men. Men cannot live without women. But both of them stubbornly pretend that everything is the other way around.

It’s not that women don’t have character... They have it, only it’s new every day.

A woman with whom you will not get bored will not let you grow old.

A woman who is firmly confident in her beauty will eventually be able to convince everyone else of it.

No serious problems affect a woman as much as the nonsense that she has just created in her head.

It’s always difficult with a beautiful woman... She either dreams about you or doesn’t let you sleep.

Every woman would rather be beautiful than good.

It’s strange to me that the woman who has never married is considered abnormal, and not the one who has done so eight times. I sincerely respect the institution of marriage, but I am not going to get married just to seem like a normal woman to someone.

Those who praise women do not know them enough; those who criticize them do not know them at all.

The highest art of a woman is to appear accessible, but to be unattainable.

How do you know what's on women's minds? They accept the terms of the game so easily. Sometimes, when, naked, they look at themselves in the mirror from head to toe, on their faces one can read such a sober, cold assessment of their own seduction capabilities, which is beyond the power of a man.

A woman never knows what she wants, but she knows perfectly well what she wants.

Keep my head up, look straight, I measure life as a straight road. Someone will think she’s a simple bitch, yes, everything is possible, she’s probably like that... A proud bitch with a vulnerable soul, I was probably different before...

The girl’s weakness is one thing - she cannot pass by the mirror without looking at herself.

I retreated into myself and... I got lost

Women have an eternal problem: in winter it seems that there are too many summer clothes, in summer there are too many winter clothes, and there is always nothing to wear.

Any woman can not only bandage a wound, but also skillfully inflict it...

A woman is only as beautiful as her self-confidence.

When a woman turns her back to you, praise that back and the woman will reconcile with you.

A woman, if she throws a good tantrum and cries, can prove that two and two are five or even six.

A modest girl arouses more interest in men than a dirty drunk slut.

Women always guess everything. They only make mistakes when they think logically.

More and more women live wisely, less and less with their husbands.

If a woman rejects a rich man, it means he is not that rich.

Women master the art of dressing wounds - almost as well as the art of inflicting them.

It’s bad without women and bad with women. But on the other hand, it’s good with women and good without them too!

If a woman is in a bad mood, men try to improve it, and if she is in a good mood, they try to take advantage of it.

A woman falls in love seven times a year. Six of them are in shoes and a dress.

Build up your personality, not eyelashes, nails, hair.

A woman is happy when she sees the smiling eyes of her beloved and knows that she is the reason for this joy.

When a woman who has something to say is silent, the silence is deafening.

An experienced woman is one who knows how to pretend to be inexperienced.

A woman is all that remains of a girl. A man is something that does not always come from a boy.

The man has one thing on his mind, the woman – I don’t know what I want.

A dress has no meaning if it doesn't make a man want to take it off...

And God created woman... Since then there has been no rest for either man or God!

The best curve in a woman's body is her smile! Bob Marley

Research has shown that 25% of women take anti-anxiety medications. This means that the remaining 75% are walking around in a rage!

A real woman is not the one who gets a new gentleman every evening, but the one who gets the same one every evening.

A quiet man is a thinking man. The quiet woman has already thought of something.

If a woman constantly nags her husband, it means she wants to cut out his better half.

It's a diabolical misunderstanding - you may not fit into the dress, but the cake always fits.

Do you believe in love at first sight? - Yes, if these are shoes!

An offended woman is capable of any action except the appropriate.

There are often cases in life when a woman does her best to hide the passion she feels for a man, while he just as diligently feigns love, which he does not feel for her at all.

The contradictory nature of women - they can’t stand lies, but they love compliments.

Be ruthless but charming,” he repeated. – Be cunning, but delicate. Be patient but proactive. Be gentle but deadly. Only a woman is capable of this. If a man could act like this, he would be perfect.

One woman sees right through another.

To win a woman it takes effort... To keep it - attention... To lose it - indifference... Never play with a woman, you don’t know if she plays better than you.

No matter how much a woman works, she should always look like a beautiful slacker.

Miranda: I looked at him and realized that we were made for each other. So I made a scandal and kicked him out. Kerry: Logical.

A woman who loves you will forgive you all the bad things. A woman who stops loving you will hate you even for good things.

If a woman wants something, give it to her, otherwise she will take it herself.

Women's tears can mean anything. But in most cases, the woman just wants to cry.

The more favors a woman gives a man, the more she loves him and the less he loves her.

Women are always right. Do you know why? Because.

Pregnancy is the only period of time for a woman when she can finally relax her abdominal muscles and look stunning at the same time!

In every decent woman there lives another, completely indecent one. The main thing is to use it in the right proportion.

A woman will always sacrifice herself if given the right opportunity. This is her favorite way to please herself.

With bad women there is no peace, but with good women you die of boredom. For a smart woman, every man is her first.

There is a breed of dangerous women. After a connection and breakup with them, no man can ever be truly happy with anyone.

Controlling oneself is the lot of men, but I shouldn’t bother with it so much; I am a woman! There are a million reasons to always be what your heart wants!

Ever since I learned to drive, I began to cross the road more carefully...

A woman differs from a man in that she thinks through not her steps, but her gait.

She looks for a husband in every man, because she has not found a man in a husband.

“I’m already leaving” - as a rule, I’m not dressed, not wearing makeup and still near the computer.

A real woman smiles at everyone, makes friends with the chosen ones and loves the only one!

We are women! Peace is unknown to us! And in the moment when our wings are clipped, we will take off on what is at hand!

A stupid woman is trying to re-educate a man. The smart one is trying to teach him. And only the wise woman does the almost impossible - she leaves him alone.

A woman's best accessory is a rich husband.

One day she got tired of everything. She packed all her things and died.

Attractive women are distracting.

A wife is a happiness that becomes complete over the years.

Whatever one may say, a beautiful girl in bed is good from all sides.

Music is also a woman: she chats charmingly, but says nothing.

Women's memory perfectly remembers everything - what happened and what did not happen.

..women are treacherous... sometimes, in order to take revenge, instead of war they declare friendship...

Every woman should have a zest, the main thing is not instead of the brain.

A smart woman is one in whose company you can act as stupid as you like...

A woman has only one truth. What benefits her is the truth.

So beautiful. Unavailable. She smiles, but is sad at heart. Happy and in love. I'm lonely in life. No, not abandoned. Just vague. There is always someone on the phone with whom you seem to be okay, but you don’t want to...

A beautiful woman is pleasing to the eye, a kind woman pleases the heart. One is a beautiful thing, the other is a treasure.

It’s better to let a woman say who knows what, than to be silent who knows what.

Being a woman is when nothing happens at all, but the mood changes every minute.

If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight, she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!

A woman is your shadow: when you follow her, she runs away from you; when you leave her, she runs after you.

A woman with makeup is a beautiful woman, a woman without makeup is a miracle of nature.

A woman can forgive a man everything, even if he is not guilty of anything.

Any girl who proves to everyone that she is independent simply suffers from a lack of attention. Give her flowers, surprise her, help her cope with her problems and not feel lonely, and you will see her differently.

To hide her face, a woman only needs to wear a miniskirt.

I just want to get up and go out.

A woman who is firmly confident in her beauty will eventually be able to convince everyone else of it.

I'm happy! And don't spoil my mood!

For a smart woman, one look at a man is enough to understand that he is her next mistake.

I'm not an angel, I'm not a demon, I'm just a girl from heaven.

It's good when a woman is a little stupid. Not so much, but just a little, just a little.

My status has gone to party in the summer!

There is nothing worse than a decent woman. You feel like a scoundrel.

Life is so short that you barely have time to ruin it.

A woman is happy even when she just lies there and no one touches her.

We are all a little away from life.

What a woman wants, God wants. But only God knows what she wants.

We all die, but not all live.

If a woman is successful, irresistible and happy with life, it means she is taking revenge on someone.

And somehow imperceptibly you replaced everyone for me.

A woman is a mystery covered with a dress.

For every crazy person there is a crazy person.

A real woman knows how to roll everything: banks, eyes, hysterics. Out of nothing he can make a dinner, a hairstyle, a scandal. Take out both the trash and the brain.

And somehow imperceptibly you replaced everyone for me.

There are much fewer girls with a sense of humor than beautiful ones.

For every crazy person there is a crazy person.

When a woman says "What?" that doesn't mean she didn't hear you. It just gives you a chance to change what you said.

We are more inside than outside.

Women's logic is like a license agreement - nothing is clear, but you have to agree.

Fool in love.

God makes a woman beautiful, and the devil makes her pretty.

You are somehow strange, even stranger than usual.

Nature does not know a creature more resourceful and insidious than a woman who has firmly decided to get married.

I loved mysteries so much that I became one myself.

If you give a woman a doll, she will hold it and put it aside. But if you give a man a slingshot...

I am very glad that I have a complex character.

There's a woman sitting here. Apparently it doesn't do anything. But in reality he’s furious, he wants cake and he hates his exes and his current exes.

Time does not heal. We just get used to this pain, learn to live with it, and it becomes part of us.

By the age of thirty, a woman’s ears weaken and the noodles no longer stick to them.

It is not easy to love at a distance, but when there is no way to shorten it, you need to be happy that this feeling exists.

A girl truly blossoms when love, stability and security appear in her life.

It is not beauty that decides who we love, but love that decides who we consider beautiful.

Women know how to clean things up perfectly. Then you won't find anything at all.

Those men who choke on saliva while looking at a strange woman are worthless. You put on yours, put on your shoes and admire.

A woman may not confess her love - the sparkle in her eyes speaks louder than any words.

Sometimes it’s better to let go, get over it, try to forget, than to hold on to it all your life, love and suffer.

All women want the same thing. Then - another.

Honestly, I don’t need someone who only sees the good in me, I need someone who sees the bad in me, but still wants to be with me...

A woman lives by the principle “the morning is wiser than the evening.” And every morning she becomes wiser and wiser...

Look into my eyes. Say that you Love. No. Do not say anything. Just hold me. The eyes have already told everything.

By the age of 30, a single woman should have a friend, a cat, and a set of screwdrivers and keys.

The word of a loved one heals better than all the doctors in the world. And he kills faster than all the executioners...

To solve a woman, you need to love her, and if you can’t solve her, love the mysterious one.

When you are not around, everything turns gray and pale before our eyes... the sun does not warm, the sky darkens, the soul grows callous... Don’t let me become unhappy, living far from you...

Naive female eyes usually hide a well-thought-out plan with full tactical preparation.

People who take all trifles to heart are the most capable of sincere love.

A woman is certainly not heaven, but she has a couple of heavenly places.

Stunning intellect

Being smart is an honor... but difficult. Life observations and statuses about female wisdom indicate that the presence of intelligence in beautiful ladies is often complemented by an incidental fate.

1. The presence of intelligence complicates the life of the weaker sex.
2. A wise woman can endure a lot. But not all.
3. A charming young fool becomes an old fool in old age...
4. A wise woman makes high demands on herself. Stupid - to everyone around.
5. She was a wise woman who said: what happened twice will happen a third time.
6. Women! If your wisdom does not help solve problems, you need to get rid of it.
7. Wisdom adds unnecessary wrinkles to ladies.
8. You can copy your rival's appearance and behavior, but it is impossible to copy her mind.
9. If a woman has a difficult life, she is probably wise.
10. A wise woman understands everything, but is not upset.
11. Stupid women learn from their mistakes. The smart ones are on strangers. And the wise sit on the sidelines and slowly drink beer...
12. Fear the wrath of a wise woman.
13. I am unique and I don’t want to be anyone’s copy.
14. It is impossible to offend a wise woman. Because you can't be offended by the truth. and untruth is not worthy of her attention.
15. Wisdom is when the fifth point no longer seeks adventure.
16. A wise woman is able to see the miraculous in the ordinary.
17. If you curb your emotions, you will become wise.
18. Every time a woman says, “I don’t know,” one door slams in her face.
19. Wisdom is not about knowing a lot, but about being able to draw the right conclusions.
20. And a wise woman may need advice.
21. If a woman is reasonable, she may agree with a man not because she shares his beliefs, but simply so that he will shut his mouth.
22. A snake will not bite a snake.
23. Wisdom may not exist if it is not learned.
24. There are women who are able to fill the world with their deep content.
25. Seeing excellence in others is admirable.
26. Tender words and life wisdom will help guide the elephant in the balance.
27. Wisdom frees a lady from vanity.
28. Simply living, enjoying the process and rejoicing in all that is good, is the greatest wisdom for a woman.
29. Some aunts have wisdom only on their tongues, but not in their hearts.
30. A woman's pettiness throws her reason far away.
31. A woman with great intelligence will be able to turn any circumstances to her advantage.
32. God, give me peace so as not to be nervous about circumstances that I cannot change. Give me the courage to change what I can. And give wisdom to distinguish one from another.
33. Over the years, I gained not only wisdom and self-confidence... but also cockroaches in my head that wanted to sneeze at how wise and confident I was...
34. Men! Don't blame us for your stupidity!
35. When a girl is 20, she knows everything. If she is 40, and she claims that she knows everything, then in terms of her mind it is as if she is still 20...

We make our way, put our enemies in their place

Statuses about life with meaning for boys are tough, but true. These are the rules of life that we cannot change...

1. My girlfriend won't smoke. And I don’t care what fashion is there or what others do.
2. So what, you think you broke my heart? I don’t care, as long as the cops don’t stop.
3. Your opinion is your opinion, which should remain only with you. I will listen only to facts and... to close people.
4. Remember, girls, we are only brave in front of those we like a little. And we are always embarrassed in front of the one we love.

A real kid must be able to prove, convince and implement. On social networks, this can be done with the help of statuses for boys with a meaning in life.

1. There are so many who know their worth and are ready to give themselves up for a glass of champagne...
2. Be able to understand in time that the one next to you is not the same. But also know how to evaluate a worthy girl in time.
3. God has already given me the best mother. Now I need to choose the same one for my child.
4. No need to look for some other half! You need to look for someone who is ready to walk alongside you, despite the difficulties. Believe me, it is much more valuable.