Hello, spring exacerbation! There's a pair for each creature, and I'll have some vodka, please.
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I want to kill those who shouted that they would always be there and would never betray. Where are you, creatures?!
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If a person has done you harm, give him some candy. He is evil to you, you give him candy. And so on until this creature develops diabetes.
Remember: those who write and call first need you. The rest didn’t care about you.
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I hate it when guests ask 'Do you have a toilet?' OH GOD NO, WE'RE SHITING IN THE STREET
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I'm not evil, I even wish for my enemies that there would be three cars at their gates: an ambulance, a police car and a fire truck.
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If they spit in your back, there is no need for philosophical thoughts that you are ahead and all that. Just turn around and break his jaw!
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I am increasingly convinced that for some people, their head is a decorative attachment to their ass
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There are 1,000,000 girls, but why is she needed alone? Because she is 1, and all the others are 000000.
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- Please write down all your complaints addressed to me on a piece of paper! Make an airplane out of this piece of paper, and fly away. Happy flying you and your passengers!
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Men, of course, are all males, but some of them are like a dog with different bitches, and some are like a wolf, either alone or with one wolf forever..
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We are in the 21st CENTURY. This is the time when boys wear pink T-shirts and UGG boots, and girls wear all leather and say "brouuha" to each other.
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You are mistaken, I do not have high self-esteem. I underestimate everyone else. you will always be shit. and you don’t have to wrap yourself in candy wrappers.
- Having contacted the creatures, Noah is no longer happy; fortunately, Ararat emerged from the fog
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Even though the phrase about the boomerang law has already been worn out to holes, I am personally sure that “people” who speak disparagingly about the physical disabilities of others will sooner or later choke on these words.
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The best people are animals. They don't cheat. And if they leave, then without hypocrisy, but only because somewhere there is really better
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In its irrepressible urge to pretend that it passionately wants to make life easier for the common people, the Russian government continues to disgustingly and shamelessly make it easier on them.
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Nowadays it has become fashionable to say that Stalin is a genius. What kind of complete cynical and wretched scum do you have to be to talk and think like that?
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Killing an animal is like losing your title - Man You are a creature, not a cook, to live in this World The world is not so stupid as to mistake your savagery for fear Delfik Mr.
Kind quotes and phrases with meaning
- The pleasure of life is drawn from our encounters with new things, and therefore there is no greater happiness than constantly changing our horizons, meeting each day under a different sun. (Jon Krakauer)
- Anyone who is looking for his own path must understand that at the beginning there will always be a crossroads...
- Good quotes with meaning - Anyone who thinks that he can do without others is very mistaken; but he who thinks that others cannot do without him is doubly mistaken. (F. La Rochefoucauld)
- Thank you for having people in my life who make me laugh when I don’t even want to smile.
- The more love, wisdom, beauty, kindness you discover in yourself, the more you will notice them in the world around you. (Mother Teresa)
- It's hard to find words when you really have something to say. (Erich Maria Remarque)
- When you meet a worthy person, think about how to become equal to him. When dating a low person, take a closer look at yourself and judge yourself. (Confucius)
- Life is a quarantine at the entrance to paradise. (Carl Weber)
- To be in the memory of children tomorrow, you need to be in their lives today.
- You're braver than you know. Stronger than you seem. Smarter than you think. (Alan Alexander Milne)
- Everything you look at with love seems beautiful...
- Our doubts are our traitors. They make us lose what we could possibly win if we weren't afraid to try. (Shakespeare)
- It's a pity that now it's not possible to talk to some people like before. Just at one moment something changed and it all ended.
- What began in an extraordinary way must end in the same way. (Mikhail Yurjevich Lermontov)
- In the end, there is nothing more important between two people than the desire to be together. Give each other everything you have, everything you have left. (Elchin Safarli)
- When it seems to a person that everything is going wrong, something wonderful tries to enter his life. (Dalai Lama)
- The world is pitiful only for a pitiful man, the world is empty only for an empty man. (Ludwig Feuerbach)
- Don’t trust someone who speaks beautifully, there is always a game in his words. Trust the one who silently does beautiful things.
- Change only happens when we go against what we are used to. (Paulo Coelho)
- Success is achieved by those who have fire in their hearts!
- All people are born sincere and die liars. (Vauvenargues)
- Everything in life is temporary. If everything goes well, enjoy it, it won't last forever. Well, if everything is lousy, don’t be sour, it won’t last forever either. (F. M. Dostoevsky)
- Kind quotes and phrases with meaning - Write down on the pages of your heart what each day is the best of the year. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
- If you are not physically nearby, then mentally you are always with me. Our thoughts are our salvation... (Elchin Safarli)
- What difference does it make who is stronger, who is smarter, who is more beautiful, who is richer? After all, in the end, the only thing that matters is whether you are a happy person or not. (Osho)
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Statuses Evil – Your status
- There are only 13% of people of non-traditional orientation in the world, but as soon as you get behind the wheel, they are all on the road
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Everything breaks down: feelings, people, the iron. The iron especially upset me. Well, I really didn’t expect it from him!
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At night you often think about how tired everything is and that you need to change something, but during the day you still continue to live as before
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Before reading anything about today's youth, it is worth asking what the age of the author is.
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You can call me a creature, a bitch and a bastard. Just be careful not to accidentally say that you miss him
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- But I really want to become a white seagull. Soar towards the sea wind. And don't give a shit about everything. Shit. For everything you see
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No matter how you see me, it’s not a fact that I’m always like this. Whatever you hear about me is not a fact that it is 100% true. Whatever you think about me is not a fact that you think correctly
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A real man will never talk about her after they break up, he will simply say one day: “You know, even now I’ll rip off the head of anyone who offends her.”
I warn you: I live next to a cemetery. If you bother me, you will live next to me!
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If I feel bad, then my bad mood spreads within a radius of 500 meters.
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- I am a bevish and poufyft, but unlike other bevs and poufyfts, I also have horns, a tail and a pitchfork
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Dear girls, if a guy cheated on you, don’t worry! Change his face with a stool
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I hate the morning. Always some kind of psycho, angry at the whole world. I want to kill. And there is.
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It's not banks you need to rob! And the cash desk in the administration of state universities! Judging by the current markups on education, there is more money there.
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This afternoon I received a text message: “I live in the house opposite, let’s get to know each other.” I replied that I live opposite the morgue and such acquaintances scare me.
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- It's bad when a chicken crosses the road. It’s even worse when she chats on her cell phone at the same time.
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Instead of “kill yourself against the wall,” say “O absurd creature that fills the world with terrible evil, save yourself: hit the wall of the universe with your vile forehead!”
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Thanks for the constructive criticism. I have already cleared the barrel of the gun and know your address.
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No need to piss me off. The run-up between a cute girl and an evil witch is one and a half seconds
Statuses about mean people with meaning. Statuses about rotten people
The world cannot be divided into good and bad people. In any person, no matter what he is, there are two sides, one of them is light, the other is dark.
It matters where you end up, on which side
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Why does everyone forget the good things so quickly? – Because happiness leaves no scars on the soul
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Deep down, very deeply, I treat people well, but I would be incredibly glad for some individuals to die
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Best status: Who said that I should treat people well who are not of interest to me, just a face on my avatar, and pretend that I am pleased?
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The naive idiot still believes in the good in people, getting disappointed and getting into trouble, he says, enough is enough! And continues to believe again
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There are no bad and good people. All people are divided into friends and strangers. They forgive even bad things to their own people. And they don’t forgive strangers even good things.
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Believe me, every person has kindness. For some it can be seen with the naked eye, while for others it is hidden under problems, grievances... It takes strength to find it..
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Being kind is noble. But showing others how to be kind is even nobler and less troublesome. Mark Twain
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They say when you love a person you want the best for him, even if he is with another girl. ]]
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A person who tries to laugh with sadness and seem happy looks funny. And don’t lie that everything is fine, even though you laugh, your eyes are sad. (Friend)
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Kindness in words creates trust. Kindness in thoughts improves relationships. Kindness in actions gives birth to love.
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We never miss a person. Remember NEVER. We miss the fairy tale and the feelings it gave us. for those moments when we felt good. we are all selfish
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And do not think that your kindness lies in courage and strength: if you can rise above anger, forgive and love the one who offended you, then you will do the best that you could do to a person.
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It is impossible to be good to everyone And if a person has enemies, then he is really worth something
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I don’t even believe in my own kindness. But I believe that other people are kind. So it’s somehow more peaceful to live.
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I don’t see anything abnormal about being alone. I feel good alone. People greatly exaggerate the importance of their love. It’s not always that important. The same applies to life
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If a person feels bad, then he puts an ellipsis, if a person feels good, then he puts a smiley face, and if a person hides tears behind a smile, then)))
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Only one person out of five drives a car well, and he always sits next to the driver
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If the day is bad, it only ends faster. Wake up. Smile. And forward to the people. Because everything will happen. Everything will be fine.
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For all your talents, you still have one significant drawback. You are a good person. This is unacceptable.(c)
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Often people say “God, why am I doing all this” and think why he doesn’t give them any signs, he’s silent, he just doesn’t understand why we’re killing ourselves, everything’s fine
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It's time for all the good people to get together, bring all the bad people to their knees and brutally kill them!!
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You can find something good in even the worst person if you search him carefully
People are creatures quotes
Choose a suitable quote about human creatures for your profile on VK, Facebook, Odnoklassniki, or WhatsApp.
- People who have trust issues need to look in the mirror. There they will see the one person who will betray them the most.
- Those who pray for your downfall focus negative thoughts on you without considering the slippery ground they are standing on that could lead to their downfall.
- People are creatures, not because they are creatures, but because they are people.
- I respect you so much that I salute you with one finger!
- Some people were born only because one sperm said to another: “Let's see what happens if we let the slowest one win!”
- Some people's only hobby is to spoil other people's mood.
- - Do you hate people? - “I don’t hate them at all... I just like it when they’re not around.”
- I believe that all people are equal. We are all creatures.
- If you spend dinner with a creature, then don’t be surprised if it puts poison in your food.
- People who increase their self-esteem by humiliating the weaker are always in the same position for the stronger.
- It is a pity that for some people a simple rule is still inaccessible: do not treat others as you would not want them to treat you.
- Those who are shallow swimmers muddy the waters the most.
- There is no need to take revenge on the freaks, just be happy and the freaks themselves will die of envy.
- There is always someone who will lend a hand, but unfortunately, most will choose to lend a foot.
- A person born to crawl will not be able to take a shit in flight... but therefore will dream about it for the rest of his life.
- It took me a long time to learn to see human self-interest and meanness... and when I learned, I began to learn not to notice it.
- All life is a race with obstacles that other people try to set for you.
- It's better to be spit in the face than to be stabbed in the back.
- I am surprised not so much by the phenomenon of human meanness, but by its diversity and variability.
- Good intentions should not be trusted, since this often masks the basest human actions.
Statuses about stupidity
The worst thing in life is despair. When a person realizes that he has nothing more to lose, he begins to do even greater nonsense.
The biggest stupidity is not to do what you want with all your heart out of fear, and then regret it all your life.
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It is better to do something, even if the action may turn out to be stupid, than not to do it, and then regret it all your life.
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He who does not respect himself is unhappy, but he who is too pleased with himself is stupid.
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You shouldn’t be stubborn if you see someone’s obvious rightness, because the ability to recognize the truth is intelligence.
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Crazy actions should resemble feats and be done only for the sake of love, everything else is just stupidity.
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Get down to business when you are confident in your abilities, and repeating according to the principle of herd instinct is the lot of fools.
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Stupid people do not even strive to learn something new; they always think that they know everything.
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The most expensive thing in the world is stupidity, because you have to pay the most for it.
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I don’t understand how you could do so many stupid things in one day. And I get up very early.
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With one action, even with one word, you can make something stupid that you will have to clear up throughout your life.
Sometimes a woman has to seem stupid and do stupid things, so she gives a man the opportunity to believe in himself.
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What's the difference between a stupid and a smart woman? A stupid woman takes love at face value, and a smart woman takes love at face value!
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There is a very thin line between a stupid and a smart woman; sometimes the smart ones show themselves to be stupid.
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All my life I have been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially women. You never know how to talk to them without sinking to their level.
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A stupid woman is a pitiful sight, or is it a stupid woman, with her a man can feel smart
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Stupid people always look for an excuse, blame their misunderstanding on someone, but never admit their stupidity
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Darling, at your age, when you do stupid things, it’s time to think about the consequences! Darling, at my age it’s too late to think about the consequences!
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I'm not at that age to do stupid things unconsciously. I am at the age when they are done consciously and with pleasure.
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You also need to be able to do stupid things. Real nonsense should be harmless and enjoyable.
There is no need to speak if you don’t understand anything, and there is no need to remain silent if you are sure of the truth.
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Stupid people are not always safe: they are smart enough to say just enough to insult or slander their neighbor.
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Stupid people don’t even think about the fact that they can hurt others with their words.
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The desire to be the best does not lead to anything good; on the contrary, it only dulls one’s own knowledge.
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He who admits himself to be a fool has the right to be considered a sage, and whoever insists that he is a sage is precisely the fool.
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Stupid people don’t even try to listen to smart people; they think that they already know everything.
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Wise people will do everything to avoid conflicts, while fools will only create them.
Sometimes love is not the one who shouts to the whole world about his love, but the one who knows how many spoons of sugar to put in your tea.
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Everything annoys me! - What exactly? - He! – Why do you say “everyone”? - Because he is everything to me!
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-Mmm. girl, you have such legs, you just amazed me. -Mmm. young man, you have such a face, you just scared me.
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You know, Vasyatka, when you were born, you were so scary that when we looked at you, the doctor told the orderlies: “If THIS moves, shoot. “.
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Just because the girl you like likes the same shit as you doesn't mean she's the one.
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I love. Have you noticed that on the keyboard these letters are located so close to each other?
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The goldfish died, the magic wand was glued together at the break with tape, the fairy lies in a mental hospital with amnesia, and Hottabych himself pulled out his hair, looking at my dreams.
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His status appeared: “Fell in love. “And inside of me it was as if a tractor had driven over my heart.
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-She has some kind of sparkle in her eyes - In my opinion, her cockroaches in her head are celebrating some kind of holiday and this is a fireworks display..
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Headphones getting tangled isn't meant to annoy us. It's just that the left earphone loves the right one. They hug. This is Love.
In my opinion, being grateful is not fashionable
People are used to insulting and humiliating. And they are also used to being ungrateful. If you suffer from this problem, set a status about the ungrateful.
- You can’t even imagine how many words of gratitude were not spoken because of banal shyness, and not out of anger.
- Our relationship is imperfect. But I am grateful that you know how to say “thank you” and “sorry.”
- For someone, you are necessarily not grateful. Therefore, know how to pay on time!
- It is impossible to achieve gratitude. Well, it's impossible. Whatever you do...
- Giving thanks and having gratitude are completely different things. So here it is. Better be grateful!
- Don't give a person too much, and don't give a person too little. Then he will appreciate you!
- For a person to rise, he needs help. And for him to be grateful to you, don’t understand what needs to be done...
- A successful person will always be popular. But the highest decoration is gratitude.
- Everyone says that goodness is disappearing. But to revive it, just stop being ungrateful!
- Don't be afraid to call and just say “thank you.” The person will not bite you, but it will be pleasant for both of you!
- If you can't be grateful, you can't become a human being. But if you can’t become a person, you won’t truly love yourself.
- You can die peacefully only when you can fully feel the gratitude of your children.
- I know how to be grateful. This is my dignity and my punishment.
- Instead of being vindictive, you need to be grateful. In words, everything is, as always, simple.
- Not many people know that sucking up and being grateful are completely different things.
Quotes about people, aphorisms about people with meaning
He was the worst person in my life. Or the best, I don't know yet. If it is true that you have to learn from your mistakes, then he is my best mistake. He is my brightest and most favorite failure.
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A person's character is best revealed when he describes the character of another person.
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Man is like the moon, he also has a dark side that he never shows to anyone.
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Stay away from those small people who seek to deprive you of your ambitions. Better make friends with great people.
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It's better to let people be what they are than to accept them for what they are not.
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To educate a person intellectually without educating him morally means to raise a threat to society.
- When? - When, what? - When are you on...
- When? - When, what? - When did you start killing people? - As long as I can remember, I always killed... - So... you killed many... - Well... I don’t even know how many... - And you don’t feel guilty, you don’t dream nightmares, don’t you repent at all? - I don’t know this... I just know that bad people die and good people live. - Who decides this? How can you know whether the person you killed is good or bad? - They are bad, that's why they hate them... And they order me to kill them. - What about you? All those you killed hate you... Doesn't that mean that you are bad too? - They... They don't know me.
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At first everything was wrong on Earth...
At first, everything was wrong on Earth and it was not so easy to inhabit it. There were no bridges to cross the rivers, no paths to climb the mountains. Did you want to sit? But there was not even a hint of a bench. Did you fall from fatigue and your eyes were drooping? But there was not a single bed on the entire Earth. Have you been tripping your feet every now and then? What can you do? There were no shoes or boots. If you couldn't see well, you wouldn't be able to find your glasses for the world. Do you want to play football? Pipes! All over the globe - not a single ball. There was no pan or fire to cook the pasta.
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What is bad for us is good for him
Even when fate confronts you with bad people, you must not be upset and move on. Then you can simply put statuses about bad people and forget about them:
They say about such people - no homeland, no flag. If fate sends you a bad person along the path of life, do not be sad - she wanted to teach you something. Good and bad are flexible concepts
For some it is bad not to see an old man across the road, but for others it is good to forget about their parents. Do not judge a person by appearance and by his mistakes, judge in essence - by his soul and actions. If the criteria of good and bad are mixed, then you yourself are nothing... As a child, you should have read Mayakovsky’s “What is good and what is bad,” then you would not confuse white with black. Each of us contains both good and bad - it is important how to position yourself and who will evaluate it. When they throw scoundrel hats at them, the majority of this crowd are just as vile and vile people. It’s more pleasant for me to concentrate my attention on the best qualities of a person, without noticing the bad in him. Who are the judges? Who can say that he has always acted according to honor and conscience? Silence... When you constantly try to seem good, but you are not, then you are a show-off who has lost himself. Find yourself and decide which side you are on - white or black. Malicious people suffer more from themselves than they harm others. It is impossible to be good to everyone, you just have to remain yourself - then only your people will remain nearby. A dirty person must not look fussy or have shifty eyes. Often they are confident in themselves - and sit on TV, teaching us about life. When everything is mixed up in your head and you can no longer understand who is right, who is wrong, who is white and fluffy, and who is a black monster - quit your fucking job and go and rest. A bad person does not even understand that he is unpleasant to people and interferes with their lives. But a good person is constantly engaged in soul-searching and has an increased sense of guilt. A sense of one’s own superiority sometimes makes one see a weak person as a bad person; better help him and his good qualities will flourish. Explaining to a bad person what he is wrong about is a waste of time, you will still not be heard, and you will also be accused of all mortal sins. Do not confuse a person’s mistakes with his inner meanness or emptiness.
If you are not ready for ingratitude, it is better not to do good to people!
Statuses about ungrateful relatives usually make you think about life in general. In addition, it is likely that these statuses will be seen by the ungrateful relatives themselves.
- It’s unpleasant when you go to meet a person with open arms, and in return they spit in your soul.
- Selfish people are always condemned, but it is much easier for them.
- It’s amazing how much attention relatives receive after money appears...
- It seems like they wish you all the best during the holidays. But they barely even look in your direction.
- Practice shows that if you call, write and care, you will turn out to be of no use to anyone.
- Our life is strange: you need to communicate with a person you are not interested in just because he is a relative.
- They say that relatives should help. But most often they only offend.
- Know how to not only speak, but also listen. And then you learn to be grateful.
- In all likelihood, a person should be born grateful. And apparently, in our family they are not born like this?
- In relationships between strangers there is usually more gratitude than in the most seemingly friendly families.
- I used to think that my relatives were hypocritical. Now I understand that they are also ungrateful...
- If you want adrenaline in life, open a business with relatives. And if you just want a normal life, don't do this.
- Right now, remember your relatives. Call, come if you can. But don’t remember only when the trouble happened.
- My relatives are so ungrateful that they don’t even like my photo?
- We are interested in who our ancestors are in the tenth generation, but we somehow don’t want to remember those who still exist...
Choose the most poignant, in your opinion, status about ungrateful people.
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Wise sayings about mean people
There is no scoundrel who would be so stupid that he would not find a single argument to justify his meanness.
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Scoundrels are successful in their affairs because they treat honest people as if they were scoundrels, and honest people treat scoundrels as if they were honest people.
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Never take revenge on mean people, just become happy, and they will not survive this.
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Always forgive human stupidity, it is never intentional, but never forgive human meanness, it is always intentional.
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Having learned the science of life, I understand little by little that not many will lend a hand, but many will lend a foot!
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A decent person differs from a scoundrel in that he does the same mean things as a scoundrel, but does not experience pleasure from it.
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Each person finds an excuse for himself, and the more vile he becomes, the more touching his story.
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Meanness does not have an animal grin, but a human face, and a completely respectable one.
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Anyone who impatiently awaits someone else's fall is ready to fall low himself, but only with the thought that at least they will stumble over him.
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It's not scary when a fool thinks he's smart. It's scary when a scoundrel considers himself a decent person.
Although there are hunters everywhere to be mean, But nowadays laughter frightens and keeps shame in check; It’s not for nothing that sovereigns favor them stingily.
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Stupidity is difficult to understand, but can be forgiven. Meanness can be understood, but it is still stupid to forgive.
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We do not choose our destiny, but it chooses us. We can only take the first step along the intended road, and then the road will lead us.
You can be among various people, the number of which you will not pay attention to, but you will always notice the absence of only one
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Time does not change a person, wisdom does not change a person, and the only thing that can rebuild the structure of his thoughts and feelings is love.
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How people love to disappear. Especially at the moment when you have already become attached to them.
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You can love a soul without knowing the body, and then go crazy touching the body of your beloved soul.
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– Snakes are like people. You will feed them, take care of them, protect them, but they will still betray you.
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The lower a person’s soul, the higher his nose lifts. He reaches with his nose to where his soul has not grown.
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The higher a person’s mental and moral development, the brighter and more interesting life is for him.
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Do you know where it's really dark and scary? No, not in a haunted house or even in a rat cesspool. It is dark in the human soul.
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No one is obligated to treat us the way we treat them. You just have to understand this one day and stop being disappointed in people, expecting too much from them.
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Public opinion is obviously a false opinion, since most people are complete idiots.
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Revelation is the touchstone of human relationships. Can you trust a person? How will he answer you?
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Many people tend to exaggerate the attitude of others towards them, for some reason it seems to them that they evoke a complex range of likes and dislikes in everyone.
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If you want to get to know a person, don’t listen to what others say about him, better listen to what he says about others.
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– And only we, people who are much wiser and more complex creatures, always create problems! Literally figuring out what makes sense and what doesn't.
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It is very important to get a person in your life for whom you will be ready to run to the ends of the world, and who will be ready to run to the ends of the world for you. ***
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The best characteristic of a person is the comparison between what he promised and what he ultimately did.
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Sometimes it seems to me that you are crazy. Sometimes? Yes, sometimes. The rest of the time I have no doubt about it.
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The hardest thing in the world is to think with your own head. This is probably why so few people do it!
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If you give up on a person for a while, then you give up on him forever!
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I'm fed up with wit. Now everyone is witty. You can't take a step without meeting an intelligent person. This is truly becoming a social disaster.
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People are annoying me. What do you think is the reason? I feel too much. That's the reason.
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We change under the influence of the people we meet, and sometimes so much that we do not recognize ourselves.
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If a person cannot say anything good about himself, but wants to say something, he begins to say bad things about others.
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It’s just a problem with them, with frank, open people. They think everyone else is the same.
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We write to people and hope that they will read not just the text, but look “between the lines.”
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There are people with whom you constantly discover flaws in yourself and desperately try to correct them. And there are people with whom you are simply happy.
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We never know exactly what another person is thinking and feeling: we interpret their behavior and become offended by our own thoughts about it.
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Beautiful and funny statuses
– When I was leaving, my friend told me: “If you cheat, I’ll kill you!” " - And what?! - I'm sorry, what. I'll come and die.
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The richest male fantasy is usually hidden under the shortest female skirt.
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Remember: those who write and call first need you. The others didn't care about you.
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Don’t show it if something hurts you, just smile, silently draw conclusions, and sharpen the ax behind a closed door.
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- Shall we meet? - No. - Why is it so? Let's try? – Not at the tasting to try.
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Do you think you're pretentious? No, you're just a pathetic bitch who dresses without taste, but from a fashion designer.
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I'm not rude. I just don’t care about strangers who for some reason interfere with my living space.
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I’ll get my license, buy a tank and go to several addresses, like that. Just say hello.
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There are 1,000,000 girls, but why is she needed alone? Because she is 1, and all the others are 000000.
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I am not angry. I even wish for my enemies that there would be three cars parked at their gates: an ambulance, a police car and a fire truck.
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I have come to terms with the fact that instead of a white horse, my prince will have a black Maybach. I'm strong, I can stand it!
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I was bored - that's why it started. I got bored with him - that's why it ended.
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I recently realized that I have a problem - I hate everyone! But they reassured me and said that this was not a problem, the problem was that they should not be killed.
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The men, of course, are all males, but some of them are like a dog - with different bitches, and some are like a wolf - either alone or with one wolf forever.
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When going out in new stilettos, take an empty wine bottle with you. It’s better to let them think that you don’t know how to drink than that you don’t know how to walk in heels!
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You can love a soul without touching the body, and then slowly go crazy from the body of your beloved soul
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I’ve grown up, I’ve become different, the criteria for evaluating guys have increased, and a select few end up in my society. Out of 100 guys, I choose one for love and a maximum of two for friendship!
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No matter how many strangers moan at you, the hand of your beloved girl on your cheek is always more pleasant.
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I'm very polite! And even if I send it to X, I will definitely call you back and ask - How did you get there?
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I found my ideal: smart, kind, faithful and beautiful. And she was happy! Until the smart one learned about the good one, and the faithful one learned about the beautiful one.
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There is nothing more tiring than being present when a person demonstrates his intelligence. Especially if you have no mind.
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Why are my blouses, powder and cotton pads scattered around the room a mess, but your socks under the bed, chair and on the chandelier are a damn element of decor?!
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I love meeting new people. Damn it: “Hello, new disappointment!”
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I like it when guys make comments to me, that it’s ugly when a girl swears. Like, when a healthy man yells obscenities, it sounds like a Bach symphony?!
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Am I the only one who so delightfully doesn’t care when William married, who William married, or whether he even married?
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After breaking up with me, this is the third ex in a row who finds the one he was looking for and gets married. After me, anyone is the one you need.
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Appearance still plays quite a big role. I have never seen a guy shout: Wow girl, what a fucking inner world you have!
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Pretentious? Arrogant? No. I just know my worth. It's not my fault that I'm priceless.
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Yes, sometimes I just don't listen. Sometimes I just watch your jaw move.
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The person who figures out how to punch people in the face over the Internet will make millions.
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You are mistaken, I do not have high self-esteem. I underestimate everyone else.
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I look at some people and I immediately want to shout: Natural selection! Where are you when you need it?!
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People who are trying to start conversations about the meaning of life with reference to the fact that you are living wrong should be hit in the face right away, let them analyze it later.
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If you are a creature, then learn to hate yourself. If you're high, then help yourself not to get used to it!
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Where are the factories for the production of these creatures who dream of teaching everyone how to live correctly?
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In addition to sleeping, eating and shitting, by the way, you have a soul, as if by the way.
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Sometimes you look at some asshole and think - oh, what a pity that they can only kill you once!
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I always feel a little sad when you eloquently, gracefully and subtly insult a person, and he is too stupid to understand it.
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Someone said that people deteriorate over the years. Nonsense. Many people are initially, by nature, spoiled.
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It's stupid to be nostalgic for childhood. There will still be a period in your life when you will be spoon-fed and your feces will be cleaned up after you.
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There are people to whom I would dedicate poems, and there are people to whom I would dedicate an obituary!
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Some people become so bored that they start living in memories. Foolish people.
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In fact, everyone has imaginary friends. There are too many people around you whom you imagine are your friends.
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You shouldn't complain about an inferiority complex. On the contrary, you are unusually correct in assessing your capabilities.
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The most clear quality of a person is the ability in any situation to turn everyone except himself into a pile of dirt.
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Ask for help, and someone will definitely lend you a hand. True, often with a characteristic combination of fingers.
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Stupid people often say that I am evil. But I’m not angry, I just have my own personal opinion on everything and I express it directly.
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Are you learning to drive? Then your transport must definitely be a tractor - an infernal fairy on a tractor is just crazy conceptual
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I don’t understand what exactly infuriates me about people. Sometimes it’s obsession, sometimes it’s stupidity, sometimes it’s when the socks are different, sometimes it’s all.
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If you don’t know what to do, pump up your butt, and even if the solution doesn’t come, a pumped up butt is never superfluous.
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How the arrogant chicks, pretending to be an elite, have become rigid. They are probably so well-mannered that they even take horseradish into their mouth exclusively with a fork.
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The man himself seems to be small, and how can so much dirt fit in him?!
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I love disappointing people. And I try to do this as often as possible. This is the only way I can make them continue to be interested in my person.
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Real men don't propose twice, and real women don't agree the first time! Damn, how difficult it is to live.
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I have the impression that some people are born specifically to piss me off!
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Please write down all your complaints addressed to me on a piece of paper! Make an airplane out of this leaf and fly! Happy flying you and your passengers!
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You will all die. Some will become flowers and some will become manure. And some will not undergo any changes at all. Because they are already manure.
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There are so many worthless people in the world. It's surprising that you haven't found a mate yet.
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Before accusing a person of pretentiousness, think about your own worthlessness and wretchedness.
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If you have feelings for me that cannot be expressed in words, you can convey them with money.
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There is a category of people who, by the time sarcasm or a joke reaches them, I will have time to give birth to triplets and have fun at the Brazilian carnival.
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Collecting a suitcase of grievances and keeping it in the closet for the time being is a sacred thing for any girl.
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When meeting a person, talk as if you have known him for a long time. For example, send him to hell.
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It happens: you fight for something, you fight, and then one fine moment you realize, “Wouldn’t it just go to hell?” ”
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Some of my friends on the Internet write such smart things, but in real life they are such idiots that I can’t even believe they know how to write.
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There is such a profession as a mood-setter! And most seem to have the highest category and many years of work experience!
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Some people need to reconsider their entire life to stop being lonely, while others just need to make their mug simpler.
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If they spit in your back, there is no need for philosophical thoughts that you are ahead and all that. Just turn around and break his jaw!
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If you think that I have given up, you are mistaken. I bent over for the tire iron!
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Scary girls with beautiful inner worlds, please turn yourself inside out.
Source: prazdnikmir.ru
Quotes about people
If a person is satisfied with everything, then he is a complete idiot. A healthy person with normal memory cannot always arrange everything. Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin
There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; and there are people in whom only worms live. Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya
Look down on me and you will see a fool. Look up at me and you will see Mr. Look me straight in the face and you will see yourself! Charles Manson
Nothing reveals a person more than what he laughs at. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
There are people whom you just want to approach and ask if it’s difficult to live without a brain. Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya
You become melancholic when you think about life, and you become cynical when you see what most people make of it. Erich Maria Remarque. Three comrades
Strong people do not like witnesses to their weakness. Margaret Mitchell. Gone With the Wind
It's better to be careful than to be cunning
There is no need to turn your soul inside out. There are too many people around who would do well to read statuses about the hypocrisy and duplicity of people.
- Isn't the makeup that girls put on themselves every day an element of hypocrisy?
- I bought liverwurst at the market, and told the saleswoman that it was for dogs... Wow, it’s delicious!
- If she often twists her heart, she will develop scoliosis.
- Whatever you say, it’s more pleasant to communicate with polite hypocrites than with honest boors.
- Those who want to be everyone's favorite have to put up with hypocrites around them.
- I'm not two-faced! – But you’re cheating on your wife! - This is different.
- In life, as in the theater. People do not live, but play some roles, following a script written by someone unknown.
- If you laugh loudly in society, you will be publicly condemned. And if you enthusiastically become a hypocrite, they won’t even blink an eye.
- The hardest thing for some people to say is, “I’m happy for you.”
- When there seem to be two people living inside you, it is very difficult to maintain a sober lifestyle. After all, they both want a drink!
- Politeness is the same duplicity. If I could say what I really feel, no one else would shake hands with me.
- Friends are standing in front of me. Behind me are hypocrites. And who am I then?..
- There can be nothing sincere in a two-faced person. Today he loves something or someone, and tomorrow there is a revolution in him.
- If one of the strangers constantly praises you, he is probably jealous of you.
- Do not be fooled by flattering speeches, do not be offended by truthful ones.
- If you are poor, everyone will point out your unworthy appearance. If you are rich, you can even wear rags - they will consider you an eccentric, but they will not even think of making a remark.
- It's hard to have a party with two-faced friends. You never know how to calculate the amount of drinks and snacks...
- How can you call those who are not a person two-faced?
- Even if it’s cheap, it’s still praise...
- A two-faced person quickly changes his shoes.
- Why did you give it back, fraer?
- Are women against duplicity? Why then do they paint?
- The problem with honest people is that they expect others to be honest.
Remember, behind duplicity lies self-interest. No one will ever lie for no reason. For personal gain only. Keep this in mind when placing flatterers and double-dealers around you.
The face is smart, but the muzzle is cunning
We post statuses about duplicity to express what is boiling over. After all, the reason for them is most often given to us by people whom we trusted just yesterday.
- A two-faced person is not afraid to lose face.
- If you want to sit on two chairs, you will end up on the floor.
- People make the sign of the cross, but quietly sin.
- A loud sympathizer most often does not sympathize at all.
- A hypocritical person cannot have his own opinion.
- Every unit of my duplicity experienced a split.
- What if a two-faced person has a split personality?..
- It looked like a suitcase. It had a double bottom.
- It seems to me that two-faced people have a forked tongue.
- If you hit the back of the head, two-faced becomes normal.
- Russian priests usually drive Mercs, but during Lent they switch to Audis.
- The speeches of a flatterer are like balm for the soul.
- He was not a very good person, so he talked about himself in episodes.
- Hypocrisy is like double-mindedness.
- If you thought one thing about a person, but he turned out to be completely different, you should not call him two-faced.
- Never invent characters. Get to know people for who they are.
- If they say bad things about me behind my back, perhaps I have nothing to blame those people for. It is not their fault that I let them into my life.
- I understood from the “poet’s” comments: I don’t need a duet with him!
- There are pious people who would rather not look inside.
- Everyone would live as they say.
- It's better to be lonely than to have two-faced friends.
- At first they lie and feel embarrassed about it, then... the embarrassment goes away.
- Remember, everyone, that you are not as good as they tell you to your face. But it’s not as bad as they say behind your back.
- The duplicity of a man is to disappear for a week, and then appear and say that you cannot live a day without your beloved.
- Do two-faced ladies really need to buy twice as much cosmetics?
- Meanness always uses good intentions as an excuse.
- With a friend who constantly changes his opinions to the opposite, you will never get bored...
- As children, we were taught that every person has a personality. And my ex-wife has two of them!
- Why is it that when someone’s mask falls off, what appears behind it is not a wonderful and kind person, but quite the opposite?
Remember the old rule: don't do good unless you're asked to do it.
- I didn't want you to lie at my feet. One word of gratitude would be enough for me...
- No matter how hard it is for you, there will still be a person in a worse situation than you. Learn to be grateful!
- Hug your mom, kiss your grandma. It is likely that these people have done a lot for you. Do you appreciate it?
- You have lived through this situation if you have become grateful. Even if there is, in fact, nothing to thank.
- Know how to do good and know how to accept gratitude for this good. Otherwise, later they will demand this goodness from you.
- It’s sad when you put your whole soul, all your thoughts, all your emotions into a person, and in response you get a cold answer: “I didn’t ask.”
- How your actions are valued depends on what kind of person you are, and not on what action you did...
- Receiving evil in response to a good deed is so typical of our time.
- If you wait for gratitude, then you can grow old. And from most people!
- You'll finish the game with me! So I’ll take it and do to you what you usually do to me...
- The kindest people are random strangers. And the most ungrateful ones are relatives.
- I don’t spare money, people are more important to me. But duplicity... No, I can’t stand that.
- Well, good. I did this good thing for no reason. Use it, but I won’t help you anymore!
- It just hurts. It's just a shame. But I'll survive. And your ingratitude will be remembered a thousand times more!
- Children shouldn't be grateful for the boots you bought them. They should be grateful for the example of correct living...
- Never ask for gratitude. If she's not there, leave. no matter where, just go.
