VK statuses for girls

Choose from this gorgeous collection of sayings and quotes called Statuses for girls the status that suits your mood. Install it on your social network page and show others what you are going through right now.

Seeing reciprocity in the eyes of a loved one is the main thing, this is happiness.
If you knew how much I cried because of you, you would have punched yourself in the face, I assure you.
It's better to be alone than with someone who makes you feel lonely...
You must know that when you let go, the best things come to you. Do not be afraid.
I’m a strong girl, I can take out the trash, but I can also take out my brain... if necessary
Taking care of a woman is a sign of masculinity.
The best soothing remedy for a woman is a caring and reliable man's hug!
There are people to whom you really want to say thank you, at least for existing.
Do you also have a friend who eats like a hippopotamus and doesn’t get fat?
Any woman becomes chic when she is with a man who knows how to light up her eyes and decorate her life.
- I want to see you. - I'm not here. - And where are you?! - Where you left me. In your past, in the unique July...

We tried to collect only the best statuses for girls.

- Darling, I'm here! - Drunk? So go to where you drank! - Hello,... girls...! I’ll come right now, I asked for time off!
I shouldn't cry, I shouldn't beg. I shouldn't do anything that might earn him contempt. he should respect me even if he doesn't love me anymore.
I decided that today was a good day for me... Why did I decide that?.. I haven’t decided yet...))
It’s like this for you too: when there’s no guy, there are no fans... When a guy appears, everyone courtes?
I admire my friend - this is loyalty! Married for the fourth time, but still the same lover!
the woman driving is a goddess! passengers pray, pedestrians cross themselves!
Like carrying five bags of groceries, it’s okay... But when she swore, “You’re a girl”...
Don’t give anyone who you are happy with.
Please do not touch my character. Yes, he may not be brilliant, but he weeds out many. Leaving the necessary, real ones.

Wise and kind

Game mood? Do you want to embrace the whole world and get a little smarter? Then catch interesting and positive statuses for women.

1. I’m just happy that I have you.

2. Look for me on my planet, I flew.

3. A modest princess with vulgar thoughts.

4. Everything that is going on in my soul, I assure you, will not fit into the status.

5. Difficulties begin where they try to simplify.

6. A decisive step forward is the result of a good kick in the ass.

7. The whole world is heading towards everyone being well-fed, stupid and lonely.

8. Love is a ring, and a ring has no beginning and no end.

9. Everyone should have their own princess.

10. Don’t listen to anyone, only your heart - it knows everything.

11. Some people are like a drug - they are wildly addictive.

12. Is there friendship between a man and a woman?

13. Passion comes and goes, but friendship and mutual understanding remain.

14. Feelings have nothing in common with the mind. And no matter how smart you are, they can offend you.

15. Don't believe everything you see. Even salt looks like sugar.

16. I will be a good girl for my boy. The rest of you, be patient.

17. Feelings that come back are feelings that never went away.

18. Even after 100 unsuccessful attempts, don’t despair, because 101 can change your life.

19. Never refuse expensive gifts. Love comes and goes, but the pawn shop remains.

20. It seems to me that my relatives are looking forward to my wedding more than I am.

21. The naive still want happiness. Experienced people already agree on stability.

22. Smile even if your soul hurts.

23. The Three Little Pigs cocktail recipe: a box of champagne and two girlfriends.

24. Ideal morning: woke up, stretched, smiled, turned over and fell asleep again!

25. We love those who hurt us. We're idiots.

26. Life is not long enough to be wasted on fleeting relationships.

27. They say correctly - the kinder the soul, the more difficult the fate.

28. Everyone has their own talents. For example, I blow my mind professionally.

29. That awkward moment when you can’t do anything if someone is looking at you.

Short statuses for a girl will decorate the page well

When a guy turns to look at you and stumbles as he walks, this is the most sincere compliment.
Chinese sages say: saints sleep on their backs, sinners sleep on their stomachs, queens sleep on the right side, wise women sleep on the left... I’ve been tossing and turning for a week now, I can’t decide
I don’t know what I’m always doing, but I always have no time!
No kilometers are scary if you know that at the end of the road, they are still waiting for you.
If a guy leaves you of his own free will, then he must work for another two weeks
You don't have to be born tall to be noticed - dynamite is stored in small boxes
I will never support the conversation that all men are assholes, there are enough men in my circle that I can be proud to know!
Girls, don’t be sad and smile more often, because we are the eighth wonder of the world!
I love our tights. I haven’t put it on yet - I’ve already torn it))
To win a woman, you need patience, to maintain attention, to lose indifference...
Treat people the way you want them to treat you. Give your husband some tights!
I think I’m pregnant: I’m sick of work and drawn to the salty sea.
Bitch! - thought the two women, smiling sweetly at each other.
There must be one person in charge in the house.
When men look at you admiringly, it’s nice! But when women look with envy, you understand that life is good.
Probably every girl has torn tights in her closet... And they are stored there because “oh, you can’t see them under your trousers anyway”!
Forget peace, who decided to rule over a woman?
- Mom, we had a fight. - Well, daughter, this happens to everyone. - Yes, but what should I do with the corpse?
Straightened her hair - for rain; styled her hair - towards the wind; laid it out beautifully - for a hurricane; there is chaos on my head - I met everyone I knew.
I know the password, I see the ATM... It seems to me that my husband will not be happy tomorrow...

Between hatred and betrayal

Life consists of stripes - white and black. Sooner or later, disappointments happen. Sad and topical women's statuses.

1. Don't hold on to a person who doesn't stick to you.

2. It’s not time that kills love, it’s meanness that kills it.

3. And not a friend, and not an enemy, but like everyone else - just like that.

4. Remember, you yourself let me go.

5. Hopes lead to disappointment.

6. Waiting too long gives a taste of unnecessaryness.

7. Loneliness for a reason. This is to give you time to think.

8. The worst thing is when you want to cry, but have nothing to do with it. I want to speak out, but there is no one.

9. Come see me. Come. I am alive. I'm in pain.

10. What it is. I wish you another, better one.

11. I don’t need all these days if you aren’t in them.

12. Let's remain friends, as a keepsake on Instagram.

13. Don't get sick of people. There are no pills for them.

14. Without communication there is no relationship. Without respect there is no love. Without trust, there is no point in continuing.

15. This is how the world works - people breathe by those who cut off their oxygen.

16. A breakup does not always mean the end, but is often a stepping stone for upward mobility.

17. The worst thing a guy can do is play with a girl and leave her, knowing that she is in love.

18. Love is not afraid of huge separation, it dies from little lies.

19. A person will never be able to explain why he loves if he really loves.

20. The tongue can say anything, but the eyes will never lie.

21. I cannot be second or even first - I can only be the only one.

22. A woman who forgives everything and endures for a long time often leaves unexpectedly and forever.

23. Nowadays, if a guy says he loves you, it doesn’t mean he only loves you.

24. Every woman is a flower. The way you take care of it is how it blooms.

25. There are moments in life when there are no tears in your eyes, but there is a whole sea in your heart.

VK statuses for girls of different ages

A sleeping baby is not only cute, but FINALLY!
Old ladies at weddings often told me 'you're next', but they stopped doing it after I started telling them the same thing at funerals.
A beautiful girl is a banality. A smart girl is a rarity. A free girl is an extreme. A beautiful, smart, free girl is art!
The kitchen is a very easy place for women to relieve stress. For example, I took out a chicken, called it Sanya, Vanya, or something else, cut off everything I wanted, and slowly dropped it into boiling water...
Started to grow wings…..otherwise everything is on a broom, and on a broom…
I messed up myself, it’s my own fault, I’m killing myself, damn, how independent I am...
Our angels are always with us and often they use someone's lips to tell us something.
always, always, always, believe in yourself, because if not you, then who else, honey?
Some people draw well... Some people sing well... But I’m just Yulia... But being Yulia is also a talent.
If you get bored, call me! I'll be glad to see yours missed!

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My friend is very educated. Yesterday I swore on the phone for half an hour - I never repeated it!
A smile is for everyone. The view is for the few. The heart is for one.
You need to live in such a way that YOURS is proud, ANOTHER'S wants, EX's elbows are bitten
Some people believe that if a girl doesn’t hang out in clubs until the morning, doesn’t fall for guys, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t like noisy companies, then she’s boring. Idiots! Such girls need to be appreciated!
Our feelings finally became mutual. Now I don't care about you either.
I’m like a convertible: just as cool, but there’s no roof!
Don't try to change, don't try to change... I am who I am!!! This needs to be accepted...
Those who do not work are successfully married.
I won't play a cameo role in your film. Either the main character, or walk past!
If you can’t be beautiful and smart at the same time, does that mean... does that mean I don’t exist?

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Women's statuses

Being a woman is not just an art. The best makeup for a woman is her smile and good mood. And a real woman must have the right status.

The best statuses were specially selected for real women. Here are wise sayings about women, funny sayings, praise of female beauty and wisdom, and about female logic. Everything about women and only for women, so that you always have a good mood.

I'm not an angel, I'm not a demon, I'm just a girl from heaven.

To become a real woman, you need to be next to a real man.

The best educators are men. No one but them can teach a woman to rely only on herself!

As one very wise person said: “Women can do everything, just not for everyone.”

I’m a cultured girl, but, thank God, no one can read minds.

Every woman would rather be beautiful than good.

I loved mysteries so much that I became one myself.

Until I was 15, I was modest, and then everyone got fed up with me and away I went.

Your girlfriend is not my competition - I’m unique, that’s all!

Yesterday I freaked out and left home... I remembered that I live alone, I came back...

It hurts me, my soul is screaming

Top statuses for girls can be set in difficult life situations, when you want to share a problem with the whole world:

Do not allow anyone to devastate your soul; faith and hope should always live in it, even when love has left it.
Inner emptiness is what your wrong choice led to, turn around in the opposite direction and keep going.
Even when it seems that you are at a dead end, do not allow yourself to feel empty in your soul - change at least something.
To be offended and angry - these states necessarily end in powerlessness and inner emptiness, so let go and forgive everyone who offended you.
Don’t lose your taste for life - even if it is bitter and disgusting.
Smile and maintain inner peace, even when you are extremely unlucky.
When it’s difficult, remember yourself as a child - after all, you were so sincere and cheerful, try to bring yourself back like that.
Don’t let your soul be filled with what you don’t need at all, fill it yourself with only joy, positivity and love.
No man deserves a woman to say - I'm completely devastated and I'm tired of everything. Even the betrayal of a loved one should motivate you to take action.
When sadness overwhelms you, look around - there are clearly new people, emotions, events there - go somewhere you have never been.
Mental emptiness gives rise to indifference even to oneself.
A woman is always full of light and warmth, and whoever does not notice this must simply pass by.
Don’t dare to be discouraged - not a single circumstance should unsettle you.
When you start to feel sorry for yourself, you seem to yourself to be flawed and worthless - better feel sorry for those who really need it.
It is very easy to become despondent after life’s adversities, and who will then live instead of you?
Don’t waste time on quarrels, anger, insults - this is all temporary, but for some it takes too much of this precious time.
Fill the inner emptiness with at least something - as long as it doesn’t start to destroy you.

About your own beauty

Beautiful female statuses will help show the attitude towards the appearance that nature has endowed.

She seems to be both slender and pretty. But something is missing. Oh, yes, a person who will appreciate all this.
I'm surprised that I seem attractive to anyone. I see only flaws in myself.
It just infuriates me when people only compliment my appearance. You better appreciate my honors diploma and work achievements, the number of books I read and my wit!
I dream of meeting a man who won’t care about my appearance and who will care about what I think about, what I dream about...
They say that happiness does not depend on appearance. It's just a pity that in practice everything is not so.
Modern men look only at external data, and then complain that their wife does not understand them. Strange people.
I wish I could wake up as a real beauty from the cover of a magazine... Although I still have to go to work, then to the store, then to pick up my child at school. And what will change?
Any woman is beautiful. It's a shame that not everyone understands this.
Are wrinkles unsightly? And I believe that each one contains my life experience. And I don't want to give it up. More wrinkles - more wisdom!
Everyone complains that they are not beautiful enough. And rarely does anyone say that they are too stupid. I see a certain pattern in this.

Beauty is a gift that does not always bring happiness. Appreciate yourself for who you are: there are no ugly people, there are those who do not believe in themselves!

Alcohol doesn't solve problems. They said

It is very difficult to remain a real woman in the modern world. In order to support yourself in such difficult conditions, set women's statuses with humor.

No matter how bad you drive, a loving man will allow you to drive his car...
We girls suffer much more from hair removal than from men. And it is true.
A girl shouldn't swear. But what about equality?
Only a real woman can drink three bottles of wine in an evening and smear cucumber on her face. So as not to swell...
Don't be afraid of a woman who swears. Become wary when she remains silent for too long.
A girl who has learned to earn money must also hide it. So as not to scare the men!
The relationship had to be played in a sandbox. At your age you need to build them.
If you give yourself completely to a man, be prepared: he will either leave or simply stop appreciating you.
It’s scary to imagine what a woman is capable of to take revenge. Here you have a career, and money, and changes in appearance.
Girls, don’t dream of a slim and handsome husband. Do you need to keep an eye on it all the time?
An unloved man is enraged by the slightest crease in his clothes, but a loved one can be forgiven even for rags...
I am in no way saying that there is no need to give flowers. But if a woman doesn’t like you, you just have to come to terms with it.
Our women apply a rejuvenating mask at any age. And at any age, they periodically forget about this matter.
Sex is sex, and hugs should be sincere...