185 cool male statuses for real men and guys

Serious male statuses with meaning about life, success

1. Every man is the architect of his own fortune.
2. Life is not a problem to be solved, it is a reality to be experienced.
3. It's better to be strong than beautiful and useless.
4. Only great minds can afford a simple style.
5. When I think that I have already learned to live, life immediately changes.
6. My life is a fight with beasts at every level.
7. In matters of style, go with the flow, but in matters of principle, stand like a rock.
8. Looking good is not about conceit, it is about self-respect.
9. My style is what “I like,” not what “others like.”
10. If you want to cry, use a napkin, not your status.
11. Life is like a balloon. If you never let go, you won't know how high you can rise.
12. Think like a man of action, act like a man of thought.
13. Champions train, losers complain.

14. Excellence in business is not a skill, it is an attitude.
15. Life is like toilet paper: either you're on a roll or you're wiping shit up after others.
16. My circle of friends is small because I like quality, not quantity.
17. Don't ask my opinion if you can't understand the truth. I'm not going to lie to make you feel better.
18. Life is hard, but it's even harder if you're a fool.
19. Never tilt your head. Always keep it raised high. Look the world straight in the eye.
20. Dream big and don't be afraid to fail.
21. Behind every successful man is a pack of haters.
22. Never argue with a fool or an idiot, otherwise you will become one of them.
23. Life is simply a chance to grow a soul.
24. My purpose in life is to be a cautionary tale for others.
25. I don't take life too seriously because I know I'll never get out of it alive.

Where can I get statuses written in original font?

Below is information on how to bring an interesting idea with a font to life:

• Special groups that will create custom statuses. It is enough for the customer to explain his idea and the desired result, select a contractor and wait for the finished work.
• Specialized sites that automatically select original statuses in different fonts. But in this case, you need to prepare a quote in advance, upload it on the website and select the font you like best from the proposed options.
• Other Internet sources that deal with the artistic design of personal pages on social networks, which will create a beautiful font for the status on VK.

For guys and men statuses to themselves: boldly and meaningfully

1. I will never try to fit in. I was born to stand out.
2. Stop poking around at my status, and better spend time with your girlfriend.
3. I'm not capricious. I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
4. There are millions of guys, like stars, but I alone will make your dreams come true.
5. I'm a gentleman in what I do.
6. It's obvious that I'm not the most handsome man in the world, but I'm certainly second only to my brother! (We recommend reading quotes and statuses with meaning about your brother).
7. I am strong, kind, smart, important and fearless. I'm amazing. Haven't you realized this yet?
8. I know that I'm great, so I don't dwell on bad opinions of me.
9. I'm a hot guy with a cool personality.
10. Not always “available”... Try your luck!
11. I was born and grew up not very handsome. But I studied, worked, and now I’m beautiful.
12. I like to walk in the fog because no one can see what I'm doing.
13. I never insult people, I only tell them what they are.
14. My photo is the coolest photo of your life.
15. I haven’t changed, I’ve just grown, by the way, you should try too.
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16. The more I look at my Instagram photos, the more I admit that I look cool.
17. I love my coffee the same way I love myself: dark, bitter and too hot for you.
18. Throw me to the wolves, and I will return, leading the pack.
19. I'm a flying bullet that you can't catch.
20. Designed to express, not impress.
21. I'm multi-talented: I can talk and make you angry at the same time.
22. The great ends with ME, and the lame begins with you.
23. I tried to be like you, but I didn't like it.
24. People laugh at me because I'm different, and I laugh because they're all the same.
25. I don't carry bones with me. So don't play with me.
26. If you don't like me, remember: mind over matter. But you don't matter to me anymore.
27. I don't mind crazy people, it's the "normal" person that scares me!
28. I like to talk to myself because I like to deal with smart people.
29. I'm cool, but summer has relaxed me.
30. While you're chasing Pokemon, I'm chasing my dreams.

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Problems when inserting symbols and pictures

The process of choosing a status is interesting and creative, but it can also have difficulties that complicate the design of a page on a social network.

Below are problems that a user may encounter when writing a status and ways to solve them:

• Many characters are partially displayed . This may depend on the model of the device from which the symbols are entered or on the version of VK.
• Blocking of characters, resulting in an empty field instead of the icon . This may be related to the browser version. Most browsers have an ad blocking feature. For unknown reasons, the browser blocks emoticons or some symbols, treating them as advertising. In order to avoid this, you need to uncheck the “ad blocking” box in your browser settings.
• Colored symbols are often shown in black and white . In order to avoid this, you need to copy part of the empty field next to it along with the icon.

Funny and humorous male statuses

1. 80% of guys have girlfriends. The remaining 20% ​​have brains.
2. In my house I am the boss, my wife only makes decisions.
3. I'm not lazy, I just conserve my energy.
4. Just because I don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and internet.
5. Come on, guys, let's drink to our stupidity.
6. I always dream of becoming a millionaire, like my uncle. He dreams too.
7. I tried to lose weight... But I was always bursting.
8. Another funny status for guys. I tried to be cool today, but I'm tired of being cool yesterday.
9. Some of the best things happen in your sleep. So I became a sleepy dreamer.
10. I want someone to give me a free loan and then leave me alone.
11. Warning!!! I know KARATE and a few more oriental words.
12. I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically imbalanced.
13. Take my advice... I don't take it.
14. I never make the same mistake twice. On the contrary, I do it five or six times, just in case.
15. My parents should be proud of me because I'm addicted to Telegram, not drugs!
16. Phones are better than girlfriends, at least you can turn them off.
17. My words are like a Chinese telephone. They have no guarantee!
18. Life taught me many lessons, but I failed those lessons too.
19. Stay calm and know that Google can help you find a way to solve any problem. If not, he will tell you who can do it.
20. If you fail to convince them, then just try to confuse them.
21. When you look at school books, think about what a waste of wood they are!
22. Toilet message: treat me well, keep me clean, I won't tell anyone what I saw.
23. I started from scratch and I still have most of it.
24. The husband is not a dog; he doesn’t chase bones. (Read more interesting quotes about your husband to understand him better).
25. When I was born, I was so surprised that I didn’t speak for a year and a half!

Men's statuses in VK, Tinder, Instagram and WhatsApp for boys and men

1. I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and doesn't mind playing with it.
2. I don't like girls, except for the girl reading my status.
3. I'm generally a good person until they make me angry.
4. Don't judge my past, look at my present. I'm sure my future will really shock you.
5. If you are too open to other people's thoughts, your brain will fall out.
6. A soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness.
7. Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but I get bored and become myself again.
8. Don't stop until you are proud of yourself.
9. I am single because God is writing the best love story for me.
10. Keep talking, you're making me famous.
11. Coins always make a sound, but banknotes are always silent! That's why I'm always calm and silent.
12. If nothing works according to the rules, move away from the rules.

13. I like being alone. It's almost like being rich.
14. I always set high goals for myself and don't give up until I get the desired result.
15. I never complain, I don’t have the habit of whining about little things, and I never make excuses.
16. Only a champion is afraid of losing.
17. I just focus on my goals and ignore rest.
18. My strong and positive attitude does more wonders for me than any of these miracle drugs.
19. My biggest struggle is me against myself.
20. Sorry, but I'm really allergic to stupid girls.
21. I'm sorry, darling, my spark burned your eyes.
22. I'm just as picky with girls as I am with my selfies.
23. Always be cooler and smarter than the people you hire.
24. Men also have FEELINGS, for example, they can feel HUNGER.
25. Girls express their feelings with tears. Guys express their feelings through beer.

Short and funny statuses for men and guys

1. Live beautifully. Die old. Be naughty. Rejoice and be merry.
2. A man in love is incomplete until he is married.
3. A gentleman never talks about his tailor.
4. Style is a reflection of your attitude towards your personality.
5. You have to be smart. The carefree days are gone.
6. I am a handsome man with an attractive personality.
7. For success, attitude is as important as skill.
8. Loving your own status means valuing yourself.
9. A gentleman is just a patient wolf.
10. A man with patience is the master of everything else.
11. Anyone who reads my status, get lost in my visit.
12. Silence is the best answer to a fool.
13. The biggest slap in the face to your enemies is your success. (We recommend finding out what will help you achieve real success in life).
14. And you will hear my roar!
15. Be a flamingo in a flock of pigeons.
16. Know your worth. Then add tax.
17. Sleep until you're hungry. Eat until you want to sleep.
18. Blood type: matte black with a hint of gold.
19. I am everything you want but can't have.
20. My signature, my style, my personality.
21. Silent people have the loudest minds.
22. My opinion may have changed, but it is not a fact that I am right.
23. I'm handsome and cool and there are no ifs and buts.

24. Weakness of character in bad appearance.
25. Always trying to cool myself down.
26. Be quiet and let your success scream.
27. Follow your heart, but don't be stupid.
28. Mistakes are proof that you tried.
29. Don't ask me questions and I won't lie to you.
30. You've never seen my bad side before.
31. Don't be the same, be better!
32. Geniuses think alone.
33. I'm just as cool as hot coffee.
34. The eyes are useless when the mind is blind.
35. I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.
36. You were born an original. Don't die a copy.
37. Happiness never goes out of style.
38. Believe in yourself.
39. I haven't lost, my success is just delayed.
40. It's crazy... I'll be back in five minutes.
41. Is it cool to be me? Please don't copy my style.
42. Stay calm, don't freeze.
43. Error: status unavailable.
44. My determination is beyond my wits.
45. I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining that I'm right.

Wise and beautiful male statuses for real guys and men

1. Men's fashion is a form of escapism, not imprisonment.
2. A real man knows that his actions carry more weight than any words he says.
3. It is the attention to detail that makes the difference between ordinary and excellent.
4. It's not that I'm so smart. It's just that I've been dealing with problems longer.
5. Manners matter. Good looks are a bonus. Humor is a necessity.
6. Love me as I am, not as you want me to become. Either “yes” or “no”. So simple.
7. Be like the sun, keep shining, and let the world burn under your feet.
8. Your attitude matters. Don't say: no one likes me. Just say: there is no one like me.
9. Being a boy is a matter of birth. Being a man is a matter of age. But being a gentleman is a matter of personal choice.
10. I like to stay focused, chase my dreams and move towards my goals.
11. Guys who don't have girlfriends probably have brains.
12. Be well dressed, behave like a gentleman and shine your shoes, dear!
13. I don't care about anyone's popularity. I live in reality based on its originality. Forget about someone's views, and respect the individual.
14. I'm never good enough for everyone. But I am the best for those who understand me.
15. Beware of the smart person who makes what is wrong look absolutely right.
16. I don't consider myself a charming person, but I can definitely charm you into liking you.
17. Smart people never lose hope. All they think about is winning.
18. Losers always complain while champions practice.
19. Don't call me a nerd or a geek because of my glasses. I just have beautiful eyes.
20. The better you feel, the less you feel the need to show off.

Men's statuses about love and relationships

1. If my heart was a canvas, every square centimeter of it would be painted with your colors.
2. WARNING: You may fall in love with my face.
3. My friend says I need to be more gentle. Now I have another girlfriend.
4. I'm having technical difficulties with relationships today. I apologize for the inconvenience I may cause you. It is recommended to avoid for safety reasons.
5. Just the thought of you brightens up my mornings, brings smiles to my evenings and makes my day better. (Read beautiful good morning wishes for your beloved wife).
6. Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for? But then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
7. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
8. Someone asked me: how is your life? I simply smiled and replied, “My wife is fine.”
9. I'm not Spider-Man or Superman, but I'm a superhero to my friend!
10. A sober man does not demonstrate his courage just because his girlfriend wanted him to.
11. Men hang out in bars for one of two reasons: either they don't have a wife to go home to, or they do.
12. The real reason women live longer than men is because they don't have to live with other women.
13. I want to wake up at 2am, roll over, see your face and know that I'm where I'm supposed to be.
14. I offer a win-win option! We'll flip a coin and see: heads - I'm yours, tails - you're mine.
15. And in your smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

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Romantic expressions

Not everyone can express romantic feelings in the eyes of another person, so romantic expressions in the form of status on VK will allow you to share your heartfelt feelings.

For girls

Almost all girls are very romantic in nature and love to express their matters of the heart in the form of statuses.

Below are a few options you can use to say what's most important:

• The mind is powerless in the face of heartache.
• I'm not jealous, but I take care of my happiness.
• Love is when you want to experience all seasons with your person.
• Life without love is a fairy tale without a happy ending.
• Love has music. And this is the knocking in unison of beating hearts.

For guys

Romance statuses for guys will help you overcome modesty:

• The bend of your body will rewrite the history of the world.
• True love is promoted by the universe.
• Love is measured by heart rate.
• To understand a woman, you need to love her.

• To love means to see what others do not see.

Short beautiful

Short but beautiful statuses on VK are very relevant, as they allow users to put important meaning into a small set of words.

For girls

Short statuses will help any girl express her thoughts briefly but tastefully:

• Beautiful people cry too.
• It's time to change not your status, but your life!
• Beautiful things don't last forever.
• Don't wait for a miracle, create a miracle yourself!
• Life has a good sense of humor!
• Love is an incurable disease.
• A chance meeting is actually not a coincidence.
• The heart can only be healed with the heart.
• Beauty will save the world!
• Every day has its own miracle!

For guys

Short statuses are especially suitable for guys of few words who prefer to put meaning into a small phrase:

• You haven't lost until you leave the game.
• Think before you do.
• Each of us is the hero of our own novel.
• Love life, you should live in it!
• We look for happiness, but what we find is experience.

• All the best things happen unexpectedly!
• Where there is no danger, there is no glory!
• Anyone who loses heart may die prematurely.
• You need to come to terms with the fact that people, sooner or later, move away.
• The past is just that, because it is past.

Quotes from songs, books, films about love

Words from songs or popular phrases from films and books are always in great demand, as they help not only express the thoughts of the “owner” of the VK page, but also show his preferences in the field of creativity.

The following statuses are relevant for both girls and boys:

• Hell is not feeling love anymore.
• When a lion is wounded, it is very dangerous.
• Men love it when women need them.
• True love lasts forever.
• Hope always lives in the hearts of lovers.
• Loving each other does not mean taking off your clothes.
• Death cannot stop true love.
• It’s better to smell your loved one’s hair once than to live without them forever.
• Beautiful women deserve a beautiful life.

Poetry

VK statuses in a beautiful font will look especially harmonious in poetic form. Statuses in verse are intended for those VK users who want to show their creative and extraordinary nature.

For girls

Statuses in poetry have always been very attractive to girls. Lines arranged in rhyme will not only convey the idea to guests of the page on the social network, but also decorate it.

• You have to think about it - everything is possible.

Feel, achieve and understand.

And everything in the world is not too complicated,

If you don't complicate things yourself.

• Someone has better eyebrows

Someone has a better jacket

And I just love it

An impossible idiot.

• Happiness will not be silent

Happiness calls and screams.

Happiness in simple conversations

Happiness is not silent!

• Those who do not appreciate will extinguish the candles.

He who appreciates burns inside.

Only those who wait will know eternity,

There is no human fault in separation.

• Life will put everything in its place

Where it is destined, everyone will be there,

But only those will always remain in memory

Who we will never forget.

• A man's value is not in money,

Not in generosity, not in looks, not in words!

And in the awareness of what is in the world

His family, he is responsible for it!

• the noise stops, the lights go out,

Patterns on the glass sparkle,

I don't need anything anymore

Just be closer to you!

• If the lady looks amazing

And coolly dressed and shod,

Know that all this is not in vain,

The lady is probably taking revenge on someone!

• Women have one immunity

Considering your age, your passport doesn’t even get in the way.

We will say that now we are so old,

As far as our arrogance allows!

• Why love

To endure, to suffer,

After all, all the ways

They take you to bed!

For guys

Not every guy can write an impeccable status in verse, so below are ready-made statuses that will not leave any reader indifferent.

• Military registration and enlistment office -

Wonderland,

Got there

And, suddenly, he disappeared!

• I want to undress, I want to hug,

I want to love and kiss!

I want warmth, I want fire,

The result is the same, I want you!

• I don't want money or fame!

There is no need for seas or oceans!

I just want to ask God,

So that mom’s heart beats for as long as possible!

• A new day is sometimes fierce.

But overall, life is really good!

And it’s not a problem if there is only black bread in the house.

It's worse if you have a blackest soul!

• Words are just someone's opinion

They haven't meant anything for a long time.

Be true to all your decisions

At the call of your heart!

• While we are alive, there is time to fix it

What we didn’t have time to realize and forgive everyone!

Don’t take revenge on your enemies and don’t lie to your loved ones,

Bring back the friends you lost!

• Thanks to fate for the experience,

It was given to me like a gift!

Let the soot fall on hope,

But there is faith in the soul, like nectar!

• Live, my friend, for those who did not live,

So that they wouldn’t be ashamed of us there.

Wealth is not in women, and not in villas,

And in devotion, a sincere soul!

• Sometimes you don’t want to live, but you have to!

You take the man's advice.

If it seems that there is no joy in life,

To start, just drink some cognac!

• There is a lot of advice around on how everyone should live.

But people are not able to figure out their lives,

And before you try to judge!

Try, just mind your own life!