Funny women's and men's profiles on dating sites
Women's profiles
The bright-eyed, attractive Capricorn is looking for a gentle Virgo.
And I’m looking for a friend, husband, lover - if all three come, I won’t be offended! I'm looking forward to all three rolled into one!
Who I want to find: Preferably a guy and not preoccupied...
Hello ! My name is Raisa. I am 21 years old. If I intrigued you, write me.
I want to become happy with an independent, accomplished, adequate, free man with serious intentions. About myself: 36/172/54, complex character, harmful, capricious, spoiled and lazy. I have no real estate or movable property!
M young, healthy, easy-going grandmother 49/170/74 without bad habits and problems is looking for an active, sexy, caring man under 58 years old without cockroaches and TV for permanent family life
Unfortunately , I am not the lucky owner of enlarged mammary glands and a spacious pelvis, sorry...
M young, mischievous, agile... Height, cm: 158 Weight, kg: 85
Zinka will meet a man for meetings on the territory of the bus station. Financial assistance is required. (joke)
AND I ASK ALL THE TURKS THERE NOT TO WRITE TO ME!
I can be awesome, I can be awesome, depending on your luck.
Hey ! I'm a hot brunette, but Russian. And so I dyed my hair blonde.
about sex is: what does not contradict my moral principles.
How often would I like to have sex: a couple of times in my life, if I decide to have a child?
I am who I am, sometimes angry and sometimes a bitch, but kind and sympathetic.
There is f\n, a\m, h\u, but where can you find your love?
Mostly sweet, gentle, loyal... I can change!
I am a sorceress who is looking for her magic wand
about sex: indulging
Looking for a guy. Turnkey family: beautiful wife, child and mother-in-law.
About me: a simple mortal woman...
A small, unremarkable woman would like it too! Tel. 23-33-44.
with me, the main thing is to always agree with me in everything
Briefly about yourself. Nationality: recorded as Russian, mother – Jewish, father – German. So there are a lot of interesting things in my character and appearance...
O charming daisy is waiting for a generous bumblebee to visit, who will pollinate its stamen.
with handsome, wealthy kings.
I'm slim, toned in places. I run in the morning. I would like warmth and affection in the morning!!!
I love nature, forest and earth. I can create comfort with warmth. I don’t know how to write any more poetry, please don’t answer with VP!
About me: And he sews and knits and doesn’t say a word. It's not about me!
I am a gentle and affectionate cat. In sex, it is mainly an asset. I would like to see who I am texting with.
The dova will meet the male. Maybe unsociable. Possibly abnormal. Everything is possible. (joke)
I ask you not to disturb young people under 19 and over 25 years old, and I also ask you not to disturb those for whom the purpose of dating is sex, and who cannot imagine their life without it. PS: Perverts, please go through the forest!
without a photo - I still won’t answer! And don’t offer me any nasty things ...
About me: you can write about a lot of things, but it’s better to know! Don’t offer sex, I’m interested in communicating with nice people! Purpose of meeting: Friendship and communication, who knows where our conversation will lead.
An attractive girl, a striking blonde, will meet a man, preferably a doctor, preferably a dermatologist, a specialist in warts.
It's not quite difficult for M But if someone is interested, I’ll try, maybe it will work.
X I want to meet an interesting person (who doesn’t want to get bored in his free time from work). This is all in a good sense of the word. Please do not bother me for your sexual needs!
I'm pretty, I don't have bad habits, I don't smoke, I don't go out, I don't work.
Pleasant monogamous woman looking for monogamous man
About me: I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, the word “ass” makes me faint!
about yourself, but this is not a fact that this is so in reality :) And I don’t see anything terrible in what is written... Everything is very understandable... There is nothing to be afraid of, but it’s worth understanding carefully.. ... For those who are not very understanding
sex : well, I love something, I guess...
The photography, of course, is terrible. For some reason the photographer wanted the head to be parallel to the shoulder. He probably loves the song “Moscow Nights”...
Who I want to find: A young man with a sense of humor and a subtle understanding of women’s desires and fantasies (don’t get me wrong)
Men's profiles
I'm putting myself in good women's hands. He is unpretentious in food, has taken a break, is toilet trained, and takes home his salary. There is a passport and vaccinations. I respond to the cat, the bird, my sun, etc. The phrase “Mom does it differently!” I don't use it. Not neutered. For girls who are not very inclined to be overweight and not older than 30. (anecdote)
Girls , behave well and modestly. Otherwise I will punish you! I am a strict uncle - a policeman. And I work from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. as a police officer in Pskov.
And a decent, handsome guy will meet a pretty, slender, adequate girl
Former underground fighter and trainer. Now in business with my brother. Divorced. My daughter is 10 years old. Who will fall in love and take me away from here!
I will wait for you, only you come forever...
A man , three times a widower, seventy-five years old, is looking for a woman to live with... R. s: hobby - I like to pick mushrooms...
In general, I love sex, I can’t help it!
A man who is normal in all respects wants to meet like an abnormal man!
With small ones ( after 21 years) ! Please do not write!
A girl named Lena, whom I met on October 12 near the Kuzminki station. Your blond hair and red coat are all I have left. Please respond. Basil.
I am divorced and have an 8 year old son. Other surprises during communication...
The four musketeers are looking for their milady to rejoice in their lifetime.
And I'm looking for a girl of the opposite sex.
X I want to meet a girl, 25 years old, blonde, height 180 cm, blue eyes, 90-60-90, smart, beautiful. Briefly about myself - 12 cm ...
And I’m looking for a suitable woman for a family with large buttocks, I’m quite well off, I’m looking for someone close in spirit and body with common plans for life, surrounded by care and attention, I won’t answer without a photo
really looking for a slender, beautiful dark-haired girl in a green swimsuit who was sunbathing on Luzanovka beach on September 30. Give me the towel and your phone number please! There were 3 wolves depicted on the towel.
A senior lieutenant from the metro, a girl in uniform (rank of senior lieutenant), gray (possibly gray-green) eyes, brown-haired, came out to Gagarin, who was playing a game of glances with me.
I have never had such a worthy opponent before :). If you happen to see this ad, then know that I would look into your eyes all my life. It's a pity that I realized this when it was already too late.
A man with refined taste is looking for a girl 92.346 x 61.712 x 93.451. Not a bore .
And I’m looking for someone who doesn’t have any problems with this, like I do.
O lonely man looking for love, affection, understanding and something to devour. What should I do? To love, feed and not give to anyone...
Be my beautiful lady, and I will be your knight. Who said that the knights died out? Tap my head. Do you hear? The sound is as if you are knocking on an iron helmet.
And the zba burned, the horse ran away. And you are still not there...
Oh, I graduated from the lyceum, you understand what they do to normal people there...
And I’m looking for a woman to realize my sexual fantasies (in a/m, on a/n, with a/h).
It doesn’t matter that you like listening to Joseph Kobzon. Signed: Joseph Kobzon .
I 'll take the metro. I'll treat you to some chewing gum. Not an oligarch.
A person of Caucasian nationality is looking for the same person, of the opposite sex, without children and bad habits. Love in Russian, details in place.
Ready to be good to anyone! If only there was living space.
I'm not simple, rather I'm not complex. In general, I am mentally healthy.
I love extreme sex. Letters of recommendation are attached.
I 'd like to meet you through the marriage advertisement. I will answer the letter with a photo. Do not send landscapes.
And I am looking for a woman with an active lifestyle. missionary work .
People with any mental disabilities - do not write to me!!! I'm looking for a guy, a girl, a M+F couple, a M+M couple, a transsexual for sex.
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Sarcasm with meaning
Would you like to purchase a personal plot of land, measuring one meter by two and three meters deep?
A successful joke is one after which they didn’t catch up with you...
Has anyone told you that you are very beautiful? No? Damn, how honest everyone is!
A well-mannered person will never say: “Fuck you...”, he will say: “I see you will go far”)))
Has another thought ever crossed your mind?
Summer will be hot this year, the main thing is not to miss this day!
Congratulations on your winning place! No one has ever fallen so low in my eyes.
Yes, I'm faithful to you. And very often...
I'm often wrong, sorry, perfect people!
- Why do all your friends earn more than you? - You need to be able to choose friends.
Why talk about you, let's talk about pleasant things!
- Apparently the stork dropped you on the way...
What a pity that you are finally leaving!
Madam, don't smile - it's scary
Men are the most wonderful creatures... they notice everything...)))
What to write in the application form
Take your time. Writing a beautiful and concise self-presentation about yourself is more difficult than it seems. Let's agree right away, discussing advantageous positions, we will keep in mind the prospect of serious relations. If you are interested in sex, one nude photo and two words will essentially be enough. Go!
Self-presentation
And although Oscar Wilde said that “a woman is created to love her, and not to understand her,” form a clear and intelligible idea of yourself. First, you will be “understood” (identified). Then - “they will love you.” It doesn’t matter what portal the profile is on - a dating site, Facebook or VK. Positioning is the foundation of any virtual self. Keep in mind, guys are still attracted to femininity, softness and mystery. And “bitches”, “queens” and “glamorous” are still repulsive.
It is worth writing about yourself beautifully, succinctly and thoroughly in the “information about yourself” column or any other column where freedom of speech is provided. Here charisma has the opportunity to speak loudly. But watch your image. Having declared yourself “faithful and devoted,” do not pose for photos in a negligee.
- Don't make a man think about who you really are. Conclusions will always not be in your favor. Draw a specific and understandable image.
- Even if you claim premium quality, you don’t need to talk about it out loud. The correct strategy is not to ask for a price, but to present the “product”.
And don’t forget, a name makes a person. To be honest (Anya) or to attract attention (Game of Life) - decide for yourself. The main thing is without vulgarities (Cat), insinuations (Take-Me-I-I-Yours) and abbreviations (qwerty123).
What to write about yourself: examples
A good example of what you can write about yourself on Instagram, VKontakte, on a dating site:
“At the buffet table there is an elegant lady. In life, she is a mischievous girl. I turn everyday life into holidays. You want to meet? If you love life and are ready for a vibrant but serious relationship, we will understand each other perfectly. Write!”
The next girl will probably be lucky too:
“In any difficult life situation, I remain an optimist. I believe in people and that I will meet a worthy person here who needs love and support. To the man I love, I will give all my care and tenderness. Let's get acquainted!".
“Do you also think that without love, even the brightest life is missing something? Are you looking for a devoted companion and hostess who knows how to create comfort? You can be congratulated! You found me. Tell us about yourself - it is very important to me that you are interested. I’m waiting for your message!” By attaching a photo of a smiling girl to such a profile, you will get married in the near future. By the way, about marriage.
Who are we looking for?
Husband? Lover? Sponsor? Order, but without “demand”. Everyone wants perfect. Identify key traits that will resonate with everyone: reliable, smart, strong. “Wealthy”, “financially secure” will scare off even a “sponsor”. One in 100 wealthy men would agree to be a cash cow. 99 will give a villa in Nice to someone who is looking for “smart”, “strong” and “independent”.
Why are we looking?
Don't get carried away with literary creativity. It is important not just to describe yourself in an interesting way, but to get a return on the questionnaire. A beautiful romance, marriage, sex - your right to pursue any goal. It is your responsibility to reach the right audience. Be careful when filling out the “Purposes of dating” column. Marriage and sex 1-2 times in one profile are inappropriate. Study our rating of dating sites - and find a dating portal that best suits your needs. Our detailed description of the site and reviews from real users will help you navigate your choice.
Bait for the guy
Wise girls understand that interests are the most advantageous place in a profile. Take your time to write in the section what interests you. The goal is to anchor. Instead of shopping and ballet, indicate: travel, hiking, cooking, football. And only then - crocheting: “I can talk about hockey, fishing and your other hobbies. I prefer to share the interests of my man than to spend time shopping.” Or: “I love men who love home cooking, scrambled eggs and pancakes for breakfast and baked meat for dinner. And what do you like? I'm sure I can cook this!” Appetizing?
More optimism
We are not talking about what is usually written about in a profile: “I have a great sense of humor.” The questionnaire should be permeated with humor. If you can't use humor, take it with optimism. It is difficult to fill out the form with light and clear text, but try hard. You are His outlet, not His problem.
Without a photo, nowhere
No matter what you write, men love with their eyes. I recommend ordering studio photography instead of another pair of shoes. The investment will pay off. Do you want it yourself? Forget about duck lips, selfies and guess-me photos. The photographs are clear, of good quality, at least ten. Smile, play with your eyes, present yourself from different angles. Don't delve into the archives. Only recent photos. As for erotica, light is appropriate. Instincts must be used, but skillfully. Not “nude”, but “but”, “maybe”. Like Marilyn Monroe at Kennedy's birthday.
Funny statuses about yourself
You can say more about yourself with funny statuses than you think. It is not surprising that these kinds of phrases are very popular among users of social networks. Looking for original methods of self-expression? Then our collection of funny sayings is what you need.
No matter what kind of person you are, in a large selection of statuses you will certainly find one that ideally, most accurately reflects your character. Decorate your virtual page with a funny phrase and cheer yourself and others up.
In fact, I'm not jealous, I just don't like it when people touch my things...
I'm an excellent conversationalist. So exciting, with expression, no one listens.
You need to love and praise yourself. Don’t entrust such a responsible task to strangers!
You can not doubt my adequacy - because there is none.
But I don’t need much... power over the world and something to eat.
I want to learn to admit my mistakes. Although, who am I kidding, what mistakes could I make?
Let me make some correction - I am not a riddle, but an enigma!
I have no shame or conscience. Nothing extra.
Quotes with sarcasm about life (100 quotes)
Sarcasm - who said that it’s easy to answer with a joke - nothing like that. You also need to answer in a way that does not offend, but at the same time emphasizes something. Sarcasm also develops imagination in speech. Gives you the opportunity to learn how to joke. But... it’s certainly not worth answering as the Internet suggests - it’s too banal... but you can read for the sake of laughter, or typing words for your memory. You can find the most interesting quotes with sarcasm about life here.
If you don't have a backbone, don't go out of your way.
There are people whom you just want to approach and ask if it’s difficult to live without a brain.
I am a tolerant person, so you have the right to your stupid conviction.
We are all cut from the same cloth, and of rather low quality.
I know that you are afraid of disappointing me, but I want to reassure you because my expectations for you are already low!
For a man to find something in the refrigerator, it must be at eye level and it is advisable to run along the shelf, attracting attention to itself.
Too much merit sometimes makes a person unsuitable for society: people don’t go to the market with gold bars - they need small change, especially small change.
Do you know, honey, what shit is? So it’s like jam compared to my life.
I don’t know about you.. but my nerve cells are not only being restored.. but they are also trying to take revenge on those responsible for their death.
A man falls to his knees in front of a woman only to help her fall.
How many interesting things you say! What a pity that this doesn't interest me much.
Knitting socks while waiting for your spouse to return from a corporate party, periodically heating up dinner, is a tedious task. Isn’t it better, isn’t it more interesting, to call your friend and ask whether she fed your husband or not?
Love is so evil, but the goat is still missing...
Everyone has brains, it’s just that not everyone has understood the instructions.
Anne Varney was once asked: “What is it like to be the world’s most mysterious gothic woman?” To which she replied: “I don’t know. I was never Michael Drau."
I wonder what the code should punish more severely for: the intentional or unintentional creation of life?
Ranevskaya was asked: “Which women, in your opinion, are prone to greater fidelity: brunettes or blondes?” Without hesitation, she answered: “Grey hair!”
I don't suit you? What a pity that I...
Democracy is nothing more than the intimidation of a crowd by a crowd in the interests of the crowd.
Look at this, Mrs. Hudson. Silence, calm, tranquility... Isn't it disgusting? Can you feel it? Something big is crawling in your mouth. This is my sarcasm.
It is easy, for example, to forgive your enemies when you happen to not have enough intelligence to be able to harm them, and it is also easy not to seduce women if you are endowed with a very unsightly nose.
Who needs you if you have nothing but looks.
I'm not rude, I'm sarcastic...
Drinking a lot and not being drunk is also typical for a mule.
The brain, the ass and the pill have a soul mate. And I was initially whole.
Black humor and cynical behavior - what else can an intelligent person do in a society of idiots?
Do not tell stories about the fish you caught where they know you, and especially where they know this fish.
I, like eggs, participate, but do not enter.
And when did women gravitate towards normal ones? Social phobe? Great! Alcoholic? Wonderful! Asshole? Wrap two!
You cannot train a stone that naturally falls down to rise up; train it by throwing it up at least a thousand times.
Memory lapses are a free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.
My only serious flaw is the uncertainty about the future of everyone who tries to upset me today.
For some reason, the world is structured in such a way that slave overseers shout loudest about freedom.
Sorry, I'm saying when you interrupt.
Igor fell into a deep hole and miraculously climbed out of it. “Miracles don’t happen”? Igor thought and climbed back.
The performance went off with a bang, but the audience failed...
I dream of becoming a boomerang. They throw you, and you throw them back in the face.
You can relax here with your personal curse next to you.
There is nothing more dangerous than making peace between two people. It is much safer and easier to quarrel between them.
The public buys their opinions the same way they buy meat and milk, because it is cheaper than owning their own cow. Only here the milk consists mainly of water.
You lie like you breathe, and you breathe constantly.
Are your horns scratching the sky?
It is better to trust wise instincts and not interfere with our powerless mind.
I always won. He defeated creatures that many had never even heard of. And cigarettes finished me off.
Take care of yourself - what if I need you?
People who do not adjust to anything, live as their heart tells them, act according to their rules and feelings - these are the people I have almost never met.
What happened (...) is a closely guarded secret, and therefore it is not surprising that the whole school knows it.
All these fools call their nonsense sarcasm.
What is the difference: are women governing, or are officials governed by women? The result is the same.
I do not offend your honor, Lord Janos. I deny its existence.
Why should I pick up the phone? Sitting. Resting. He calls once. That means he's alive.
The dead easily change their political views.
I can not speak at the moment. I'm leading a meeting of the deathly silence club.
It’s not enough to have wit, you also need to be able to avoid its consequences
If your friend believes that there is no difference between virtue and vice, you should count the teaspoons after he leaves.
One day, all the men got together and decided that giraffes with big boobs were the ideal of beauty.
What do you think is better: to love or to be loved? <…> “Of course, it’s better to love, but me.”
If the dead had the opportunity to read the laudatory inscriptions on their tombstones, they would die a second time - from shame.
People are like candles: they either burn or fuck them.
Hmm, worldly wisdom from an unwise person... And not really a person, to be precise.
The biggest bankrupt in this world is the one who has lost his enthusiasm.
Dear, could you pass words not only through your mouth, but also through your brain?
Close up portrait of hard laughing young man. Isolated on white background, mask included
I don’t wear rose-colored glasses—they don’t show the bottomless blue sky.
They study the depth by throwing stones into it. I thought I had sunk to the very bottom, when suddenly there was a knock from below.
I demand to enter such an emoticon in the Quip, where he holds a sign with the inscription “Sarcasm”.
Even a gang of robbers must comply with some moral requirements in order to remain a gang; they can rob the whole world, but not each other.
Repeat that you lied?
With behavior like hers, soon all the prostitutes in the area will be out of work!
It is much easier to become smart than to stop being a fool.
The soul is not an ass, it can’t take a shit.
I’m kind, but no one knows about it, and those who know won’t tell anyone...
Wives are lovers of young men, companions of mature men and nannies of old men.
Public opinion is the opinion of those who are not asked.
Lord, we broke up, I’ll go crazy and throw myself off the chair.
It’s probably the way it is in the USA that the most expensive ties are worn by those who would have had enough with a rope.
Can you stretch out alone with your memories for a long time? They are like your favorite soft scarf around your neck, with which sooner or later you will decide to hang yourself.
Life experience is a lot of valuable knowledge about how not to behave in situations that will never happen again.
He should be president if he is not hanged before then.
Really, who is there to fear? Perhaps only serial killers, maniacs, cannibals and those who kick puppies.
Be as hard as ice, as flexible as water, and pffffff as steam.
Do you even sleep with this smart look?
Man is accustomed to asking himself: who am I? There, a scientist, an American, a driver, a Jew, an immigrant... But you should ask yourself all the time: am I shit?
From irony to sarcasm - how many steps are there?
The merit of some is that they write well. The merit of others is that they do not write at all.
Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?
Makeup is an attempt to paint on your face the face of another, much more beautiful woman.
Marriage is the most abused form of sexual life.
Am I being sensitive or is there some tension in the room?
The more people I get to know, the more Hitler I am.
If he had known what a magnificent funeral awaited him, he would have died long ago.
Many things can be done without the help of a man, although some of these things are more pleasant to do with a man.
A miniskirt is maximum information at minimum cost.
Gray minds usually condemn what goes beyond their understanding.
What are they lying about?
Excite my nerves... and I'll fuck your brain.
You can kill a man with a sickle, you can kill a man with a hammer. And if with a hammer and sickle...
I don't know how to say goodbye. So... get out, pig.
I think she was feigning sarcasm.
Laughing out loud
You can put new, funny statuses about your beloved when there is something to laugh at - and the laughter can be good-natured and with a bit of sarcasm - a bitter smile:
- It’s okay that I have both legs and chest, but the latter is size 5.
- I always keep my posture when brutality appears on the horizon.
- I will pave the way for myself with my breasts.
- I have slender legs, be healthy.
- Don't look at the face, take it lower.
- Glamorous girls all look the same, but I am a one-off specimen.
- What do you mean, I’m not an amateur? Yes, I just don’t fit into gray standards.
- Love me with excess weight, without it I don’t even need you.
- You can criticize me, but not in my presence.
- I have a positive attitude towards criticism, I have been accepting of it for a long time.
- I would make a good carpenter - I skillfully ignore all the comments and giggles.
- Someone wrote to me in the comments: “You are so funny.” Be careful not to cry.
- Those who find me funny, please come to the mirror without makeup.
- I will never disfigure my face and perfect body with plastic surgery - this is the lot of the notorious and insecure.
- What does it mean to know your worth—that is, to prepare yourself for sale in advance?
- When you call a 35-year-old woman an “old woman,” then remember, girls, that fleeting time will soon bring you closer to this definition.
- I don’t hide my age, I just consider it my right not to voice it to anyone.
- Don't be afraid of new wrinkles, be afraid of being a fool.
- All the big-lipped and big-assed girls are full of silicone, but empty from the inside.
- I pumped up my lips - I think that now I can do anything.
- For complete happiness, there is not enough someone as handsome as me nearby.
- For me, shopping is not therapy, as it is for many, but simply a way to have fun and please yourself and your loved one.
- Why are men so attracted to silicone, but what about the eyes - the mirror of the soul?
- When strangers address me as “boy,” I’m even happy in my heart – as long as it’s not “aunty.”
- They asked for my passport in the store again - oh, this is a miracle, I’m already 27!
- When my friends advise me to look at my passport more often for my date of birth, I am touched - and you yourself try to look like 20 at 30.
- My eccentricity comes out only in contact with your eccentricity. Therefore, if I start acting weird, you are the fool.
- Girls, turn on the “fool” periodically - there is no demand from such people.
- Those who are smart are fools, smart people are always simple and cheerful.
About sarcasm and irony with humor
As a child, I was afraid of the dark. Now, when I see my electricity bill, I'm afraid of the light.
Don't like my driving style? Get off the sidewalk!
- honey, tell me a bedtime story - I love you. Sleep.
Do you ever have that feeling that you just want to clean the whole apartment?! I don't have one either.
A girl reading War and Peace went crazy when she accidentally closed the book without a bookmark.
There’s nowhere to even send you - you’ve already been everywhere...
She's a goddess! Ideal! Firestarter!!! She doesn’t even know how to cook, clean the apartment, do laundry, or save money AT ALL!
Alyonushka was the first woman to prove that all men are assholes if they just get drunk.
Look carefully! Do you see? Something flashed before my eyes! It's your weekend!
To lose weight in some places, you need to NOT EAT in some places!
I look at my husband, so good, so cute, so cute, lying unconscious on the floor))
In the morning I hear: get up, BUNNY, it’s time for you to go to work. I’m lying there, thinking: n-e-e-t, today I’m a FISH, I have no legs and I’m not going anywhere!!!
Some were lucky enough to be born in Russia. But the majority managed it.
What not to write in the application form
Self-presentation can turn off potential life partners for a variety of reasons. An example of a 100% failed positioning is narcissism (“Am I in the world?”). Of course you do, no doubt, but there are millions of profiles on the dating site. The competition is wild. Keep your royal habits to yourself: “I am a woman, and all roads in the world lead to me, and not to some Rome. I am a woman, I am chosen by God...” There are a million roads on a dating site, and they try to avoid the “chosen ones.” Don't make other common mistakes - for example, don't write about anything.
About nothing
Sample questionnaire “about nothing”: “I am sincere, sociable, with a sense of humor. I like to chat with friends and go to the cinema. I really like to travel and learn new things.” The characterization of this girl is “about nothing.” Only youth and outstanding external data will save her from fiasco.
Don't demand
Some girls demonstrate an inextinguishable passion to demand. How interesting it is to write about yourself is the last thing they care about. Rule: do not make more than two demands. But a real woman does not demand, but receives. Because he knows how to present himself. Unlike the girl who wrote the following: “Give me the best, dear. Not just in pants, but also jewelry. Carry me in your arms, and I’ll climb onto your neck myself.” It is unlikely that anyone will give her such an opportunity. And the next girl will be offered plenty of opportunities: “I don’t have a long list of requirements for a man. I'm not looking for an ideal. I just want to meet a person with whom we will have common interests.”
Don't overdo it
What can you write about yourself if you are a bright, successful and ambitious girl? Don't try to be even more perfect. Get down to the ground so as not to scare everyone away. Before you write “I am a beautiful diamond that requires an expensive setting,” think about what you really want - a setting or a life partner. Do you think a successful girl should “keep the bar” and “set the level”? Successful men, by the way, do not like competitors. As well as those who, in an attempt to present themselves in an original way, go over and cause a strong association with the heroes of Lewis Carroll. And it’s good if it’s Alice and not the Hatter.
Soul wide open
Don't rush to lay out everything at once, including the details of the figure. You can interest a guy with a nude photograph, but the stronger sex does not consider girls with such a portfolio as life partners. Pedigree, rich inner world, difficult financial situation, sexual fantasies, “I love”, “I don’t love”... Keep the intrigue. Be a mystery. Let him find out later. However, tell me something now.
Details matter
Don't hide your height and weight. What's the point? Subtly show off your figure in your portfolio. And frankly admit the weaknesses that are of fundamental importance. Casinos, cats, tobacco, tattoos - everything you can’t live without and don’t intend to retire.
Let's sum it up
- When wondering what to write about yourself on a dating site, start from the goal. “I want to get married” and “I want sex” are different questionnaires.
- Be original. Competition is high. Set yourself apart. Write about yourself briefly, succinctly and beautifully. You must be remembered.
- Find a balance between your real and virtual self. Keep it simple - be honest, and when embellishing, be consistent.
Choose a dating site. But before you create a profile on the site, study its features. Our reviews will help you make your choice, and our advice will protect you from common mistakes. The rest is in your hands. Good luck!
And finally, here are some successful and unsuccessful examples of questionnaires.
This is what most forms look like:
- I am affectionate, romantic, caring, faithful, sincere and very sociable. An excellent hostess with a wonderful sense of humor. I really like listening to music, reading, traveling and chatting with friends. I dream of meeting an honest, decent, financially secure man in order to create a strong family that will be based on love and mutual understanding. (A lot of epithets and a blurry image)
- I have a lot of interests in life. In my free time I like to meet with friends; we have a great time in restaurants and cafes. I go to the theater quite often, I like to watch ballet. On weekends I go to museums, cinema, beautiful parks. I love to travel. I have already visited many countries, but there are still so many places where I would like to go. My favorite sport is swimming. (Restaurants, cafes and ballet certainly won’t interest you, but for a love of travel it’s a plus)
And such questionnaires are quite rare:
- Romantic, pretty and friendly girl. A little sentimental. I don't like it when people lie to me. I love reading books and falling asleep to the sound of rain. I want to meet a guy for whom the main value in life is family. (Brief but succinct description)
- I am a journalist, a model and just a good person. Only for now I don’t have the one person I want to devote my life to! I love ordering Americano coffee in Arabica, the first greens in spring, summer rain, and in winter - how the newly fallen snow creaks under my feet. I love it when life is in full swing around me, since I myself am very active and sociable. I don’t like it when people try to manipulate me, I don’t like it when I’m scared or cold... I want to find a serious young man with a strong character, who is confident in himself, knows how to appreciate, respect and love a woman. The one who can turn the most ordinary day into a holiday. Having met my special man, I would like to create such a relationship that we can always understand each other without words. (Frank and beautiful, but a little long)
- I would prefer to remain a mystery than to write banalities or embellished reality in order to get married quickly :-) I want to meet a young man so that in the future I can create a family with him, which will be a small kingdom, where family and friends are very welcome, but most of all they value time spent alone with each other. (Unusual and humorous)
In this collection you can find unique, attractive, cool phrases that can be placed in the “About me on VKontakte”
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Suitable phrase: girl
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