Every workout is a step forward. Every missed workout is two steps back
From now on, every falling star from the sky is a goal scored by our LOKO in the heavenly game!
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For you - a team, for us - Brothers. For you it’s training, for us it’s a breath of air. For you it’s a game, for us it’s a chance to prove. For you it’s HOCKEY, for us it’s Life!
I cook delicious food, do laundry, clean, fix sockets, unclog the bathroom, screw in light bulbs, take out the trash, don’t watch hockey, he would be an awesome guy))
Hockey is just a game, we say after yet another defeat of our favorite team. However, this is not the case.
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The best game is hockey. You hit someone in the head with a hockey stick and you only get two minutes for it.
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– Before the match, you said that fans should stock up on validol. What should we do in front of the Finns? - Double dose. You can go to the pharmacy again.
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Some play hockey. Gretzky plays chess at 40 miles per hour. (Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays chess at 64 km/h.)
– Ilya Kovalchuk is becoming a nightmare for you. – Where was he in Vancouver?
Field hockey is completely different from ice football. Although, what's the difference between perversions.
- You will win many more times, and more than once you will be defeated. You need to be mentally prepared for both the first and the second.
Russia will become the World Cup champion when Brazil wins the Ice Hockey World Cup.
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A hockey player is a warrior. The warrior's home is his rear. If everything is bad in the rear, then nothing good will happen on the court.
In fact, all the perversions known to the world are not perversions, but ice dancing and hockey on the asphalt are really perversions.
- Our hockey players arrived from the World Championship after another defeat, and we say that this is just a game. It only hurts them to the point of tears.
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I was very young when our team became world champions in hockey. Now I have grown up, but I remember very well the feelings that filled my soul.
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- Darling, why are you so sad? – I know that you love hockey more than me. “It’s okay for you to worry, but I love you more than football!”
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For you - a team, for us - Brothers. For you it’s training, for us it’s a breath of air. For you it’s a game, for us it’s a chance to prove. For you - HOCKEY, for us - Life!
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And I still love hockey, looking at you now only on TV, remembering only the best moments in the year and a half of our life with you
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There are times in men's lives when they are absolutely indifferent to women. These are the 1st, 2nd and 3rd periods of hockey)
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- I want a car like the hockey players have, with a stick on the badge. “What is this?” -Well, Lexus. – But ordinary residents didn’t know that the simple question – Where?
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I love going to the stadium and watching him score goals while playing hockey with the guys
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From now on, every falling star from the sky is a goal scored by our LOKO in the heavenly game!
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Nothing shapes a child’s complex character more than the transition from figure skating to hockey.
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- Hockey is an activity exclusively for real men. A status on VK about hockey must necessarily carry a share of wisdom.
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This game is the pinnacle of sports art. There is technique, strength, courage here. Hockey attracts many people. Accordingly, there are many competitors in it. How to prepare yourself for the fight?
Quotes about hockey
Wayne Gretzky
Good players are where the puck is. The great ones are where it will be.
Legend No. 17
A real hockey player should see his own, strangers and the blonde in the third row.
Legend No. 17
— The team will not take to the ice until the refereeing staff changes. — Don’t you understand that Leonid Ilyich Brezhnev, General Secretary of the Central Committee of the Party, is present at the match? — What, Leonid Ilyich has his own rules in hockey?
Ilya Kovalchuk
Hockey is an emotional sport. If you are an amoeba in life, then it is better to go swimming, for example. You dive under the water, and no one can see you.
Ekaterina Aleksandrovna Mishanenkova. Kharlamov. Hockey legend
Hockey is my element, a happy hobby; this sparkling temperamental game is inexhaustible, just as the thirst for competition and self-affirmation in a person is inexhaustible. The puck is back in play, passions are boiling again, speeds again seem beyond the hockey players’ control, a defender is flying at you again, and you know that you have no right to give in to him: after all, “a coward doesn’t play hockey.” And this game triumphs, lives, attracts millions of boys who dream of standing next to us, coming to replace us.
Ekaterina Aleksandrovna Mishanenkova. Kharlamov. Hockey legend
Why did I become a hockey player? Frankly, I didn’t think much about this before. But one day I was asked to tell you how my love for hockey came, and I... I couldn’t answer this question. I just spent a lot of time on the ice as a child. And then one fine day there was a hockey stick in my hands.
Santa for sale (Rare Exports)
— Do you play hockey? - No, I'm playing at life. - Tough game, son.
Private Eyes
- Prize? - Millions of dollars. Behind each player there are agents, managers, and servants. — That is, behind each boy there is a crowd of adults with outstretched arms? “Not only millions play a role, but also love for the game. - A lot of love - many millions. Who will win?
What does hockey mean to you?
The status of hockey players will probably be more interesting to girls. However, let's find out in person.
- He will watch the puck in one case: if he plays hockey.
- Women's hockey? Well, it’s the same as men’s pool dancing. It seems possible, but this...
- I didn't play hockey at school. But nothing. And now I’ll catch up!
- I dream of being a master at my game. But cars and other show-offs are not for me!
- From childhood I only remember sports school. Thank God, I didn’t really have time to run around behind garages.
- Yes, baby, I'm a newcomer in our relationship. More and more often the puck is more important to me than your attention!
- You know, it's better to be an old hockey player than an old alcoholic. We'll see!
- I play hockey. And I’m scared because it’s more interesting to me than many important processes in life.
- I hate it. I just hate those who call hockey football on ice...
- Hockey. Well what can I say. Somehow I got carried away by this before the New Year, and I still can’t get used to it!
- Hockey is a lot of injuries, falls and moments when you can’t do anything. This is what hockey really is.
- I, it seems, am also an ordinary office worker. But hockey is definitely more than just an ordinary hobby for me.
- Don't hold back. If you feel like you really want to go on the ice, go...
- In hockey you are always bigger, stronger and more beautiful. It seems that you immediately become a man.
- In hockey I don't have to ask for anything. I just hit the puck and dodge shots if necessary.
- In my opinion, hockey players are just glad that hockey is an unpopular sport.
- I don't know the name of any great hockey player. I just want to play, stop, I don't need to know!
- It's off the ice that you and I are friends. Here we are players, and sometimes even rivals.
- No, no, girls. Getting hung up on hockey players is not at all the same as getting stuck on football players...
- It's much easier for me to score a goal than to come up with a normal name for the team :D.
- As long as I play hockey, I'm young. I think so!
- Football has a lot of emotions, tango has a lot of passion, and only hockey has a lot of sport.
- And hockey seems to be designed to strain the body, but here I rest my soul.
- Jokes aside, hockey is much more interesting than it might seem at first glance.
- Hockey doesn't require money. I thought, and oh, how surprised I was.
Game realities
- If you think that your opponent is stronger, then you have already lost.
- Professionalism in hockey begins with a dream.
- Your goal is behind the concrete wall. Every workout makes a small crack in this wall...
- In my opinion, of all the known perversions, the most disconcerting are ice ballet and field hockey...
- The defeat is not final. Victory is not permanent.
- Your victory is ensured by the person who believes in you.
- Going to training and training are two different things.
- Real men play hockey. But women are so advanced these days that they can play too.
- There's no party like a workout!
- On the ice there is a struggle - with yourself, with laziness, with circumstances, with genetics.
- If you're tired, don't stop. Stop only when the goal is reached.
- Don't fall in love, or you'll start skipping workouts.
- Every defeat on the ice is an incentive to move forward.
- Even if you're not in the mood, put on your uniform, pick up your stick and get out on the ice. And you will see that life is beautiful!
- Hockey fans are not those who are ready to tear a team apart at the first failure.
- Where others give up, real hockey players go to victory.
- There's a number on your back, skates on your feet, and fire in your soul! This is a hockey player!
- Hockey provides us with oxygen for life.
- Figure skating in an active military zone is what hockey is.
- Am I ready for winter, you ask? Otherwise! I bought new skates, a puck and a stick!
- The goalkeeper has a special role.
- First, the hockey player works on his dream. Then the dream works for the hockey player.
- My childhood was the best because my parents brought me into hockey.
- You can be on the ice for many years, but every time before the game you will feel nervous.
- Hockey VS studies. And somewhere in the middle I am...
- Tears from losing do not indicate a weak character, but how dearly you valued a possible victory.
- I'm not a knight, but I wear armor.
- My dream yard looks like a perfect hockey rink.
- Everyone gets tired. Only some continue to go to victory, gritting their teeth.
- You always need to work, and not just when you're in the right mood.
- I got myself into a funny situation, catching a flying puck with my teeth...
Game and social networks
You can't play on the Internet - add a comma yourself! And let your VK status about hockey remind you what the priorities of your life are.
- When my son grows up, I will take him to hockey and stop appearing on social networks.
- Hockey injury? Take a break and come back!
- When you lose, all your “I don’t want”, “I can’t” and “I won’t go to training” flash by...
- When you go out on the ice, leave your personal problems in the locker room.
- Hockey teaches you to never give up and achieve your goals.
- When you want to quit hockey, remember how much you have already gone through. Don't you feel bad giving it up because you're lazy?
- Hockey is better than football!
- The best girls are the ones who love hockey!
- Your future success will be the best revenge on those who did not believe in you!
- Take on the game and don't be afraid of anything! It is you who have the chance to ensure victory for the team!
- The dream of achieving success in hockey forces me to overcome myself.
- Playoffs are war. The loser dies.
- Get ready and go play!
- Ice makes you live!
- In a team, everyone is together, not every man for himself!
- What is wild disappointment? These are the words “Goal not counted”...
- Defend the gate as if your family is behind you!
- Not all girls dream of princes. Some are about hockey players.
- Ice is the place where I forget about everything.
- Hockey helps you overcome pain, mistakes and death.
- Hockey is a job that you devote yourself to without reserve.
- Whether you can win or not is up to you to decide.
Hockey is the coolest game
- In hockey, it's not the equipment that matters. In hockey, the main thing is the dream.
- The rules are simple. But it's really hard to win.
- I'm not afraid to play, even if it hurts sometimes. But that's why I achieve a lot.
- I feel like I'm growing with every workout. I feel myself getting stronger.
- In hockey, no one needs your difficult character. Here you are exactly the same player as everyone else.
- Some people watch football, some people watch hockey. Well, I watch both football and hockey.
- Whatever one may say, a real man’s life should include hockey.
- Hockey is not for everyone. Hockey where it's cold. Hockey is where souls are tempered.
- If your wife wants to send her son to figure skating, silently take him to hockey!
- For most the Earth is round, for some it is flat. Well, for hockey players in general, in the shape of a puck :D.
- I'll send my son to hockey. I'm already looking for mugs. So what if I don’t have a son yet?))
- Skip the punches, sometimes it's okay. But none of them can remain unanswered.
- I didn’t even notice when my field comrades became real friends...
- For some, hockey is a game. But for me, hockey is air. I can't breathe without it!
- I'm not afraid of blows. Baby, you definitely can't hurt me more than a puck.
- I don’t smoke or drink, I play hockey. The ideal man!
- Hockey is a game that doesn't let go. You can say that you have found another hobby, but you yourself know that this is not so.
- Field hockey is difficult, but all these relationships of yours... well, that’s it.
- Let's go to the cinema? I have a training. In the cafe? Training. To the embankment. Training…
- There are no panties on the ice. Only the brave play hockey.
- We lead a healthy lifestyle. Our most harmful habit is hockey!
- For me this is more than sport. For me this is my whole life.
- You can “play” tennis. In hockey you just have to fight.
- The hardest thing in hockey is to come up with a normal chant :D.
- And yet, hockey is the sport of real men!
- In life you will be punished for hooliganism. But in hockey they only give you 2 minutes.
- Hockey is just a game, but let it be so for the opponent. And for us this is a winning game.
- Some people scold their husbands for watching football, but I scold him for watching hockey :D.
- I love you more than football... But definitely not more than hockey))).
Ice as a symbol of life
Isn’t the passion of hockey players for their work exaggerated? Not at all, hockey statuses convince us.
- In training, work until your legs fall off.
- There is no need to say: “I give up.” We must say: “Victory will be mine!”
- The coach lives with the same emotions as his team.
- A hockey player must be able to read the thoughts of opponents and predict their actions.
- Is the game of hockey difficult? Answer this question yourself. A hockey player must have the strength of a football player, the endurance of an athlete and the concentration of a jeweler. Moving on skates at high speed, these qualities must be demonstrated on slippery ice, fighting off opponents.
- Don’t believe it if they tell you that athletes are forced to give up the joys of life. The joy of victories, the impact of training, team spirit and striving forward - this is the happiness they possess!
- I have to win. I promised my mom.
- It's not easy for the hockey player's girlfriend. Every evening he exchanges it for some kind of hockey stick.
- The more savvy the enemy, the sweeter the victory.
- Dreams of victories come true... only if you fight for it.
- I can't live a day without hockey...
- Love is watching an NHL playoff game together.
- The fallen star is our hockey god's goal in the heavenly battle.
- When you take risks, you can lose. It is impossible to win if you refuse to take risks.
- You need to live and play not for the sake of fame, but for the sake of living and playing.
- Even if you don’t have a chance, set a goal and achieve it!
- Our clubs are stronger than your love!
- Crying over not winning is not weak-willed. Weakness is sitting at home and not exercising.
- I feel much more comfortable in a helmet and a stick than in a suit and tie.
- A good goalkeeper is not one who is not afraid. A good goalkeeper is one who knows how to conquer his fear.-
- — What are the sweetest words for a hockey player? - Master of Sport…
- Go forward to the end and everything will be fine! If it's not good now, then it's not the end.
- Regular life is where we spend our time between workouts.
- A real goalkeeper will try to save his team until the end.
- Every hockey player has a girlfriend. But not every girl has a hockey player.
- A hockey player's friends are made... when he falls.
- Respect for your opponent takes you to an incredible level.
- - Bro, where are you going? - To the GIM. - Yes, you said that you were exhausted? - Yes, but this is not a reason not to go to training...
- In hockey, the winner is not the one who has no weaknesses, but the one who knows how to ignore them.
For me, hockey is like water and air.
Getting involved in hockey is quite unconventional. Try hockey statuses: you will definitely like it!
- Even when I close my eyes, I imagine a hockey match. That's how I love hockey!
- For me, perversion is only hockey on the asphalt, and everything else is nonsense.
- Hockey players have the best girls, and this is not discussed.
- Every match for me is a chance to prove something, and every training session is just a ton of opportunities.
- As a child, I dreamed of working as a hockey player. Now I've grown up, and nothing has really changed.
- Not every real man plays hockey, but everyone is interested in it...
- Only our hockey players could manage to lose in a match with football players.
- The girl forbade me to swear, and I went to hockey: no one there really cares what I say :D.
- I know what can stop time. At least for me. This is a hockey match.
- I used to love winter for hockey, but then I fell in love with money, because with it you can buy hockey)).
- You have to try to understand the coach, but you may not understand. The main thing for you is to give your best.
- I just play the best I can. But I get maximum pleasure.
- I don’t want to offend you, but hockey is more important to me than you!
- If you are for the movement, then why not love hockey?
- My world turned upside down when I found out that women's volleyball exists :D.
- Let the music play loudly and the applause sound. Today we won the match.
- There's no such thing as too much hockey. Let's do more!
- So what if I don’t become a hockey player? But I'm doing what I really want.
- For some, it's just a field of ice. And for me, the place where I really live...
- Hockey is not a pretentious game. The result really matters here.
- Hockey, like any other field, has its own talents.
- Hockey is great, but their team names are still strange...
- Wasting time is watching TV, enjoying is playing hockey.
- Winter is not so beautiful for us if it is without hockey.
- Summer is, of course, wonderful. But I miss hockey very much.
- Those who run with a stick on an ice field since childhood grow up to be a completely different person...
- Take hockey seriously. Just imagine: then all the beautiful fans are yours!
- The authority should not be the gopniks from the area, but the hockey coach.
- I don’t care about any rumors, I don’t care about your thoughts at all. I put on my skates and just isolate myself from everything around me.
On the way to victory I cut through the ice...
Reading statuses about hockey players, you feel a certain envy. After all, not everyone in life has something to do that evokes such a storm of emotions and awakens the desire to live, move, develop...
- I have a reason not to drink or smoke. This is hockey.
- - If I miss one training session, nothing will happen. - Certainly! There will be no victories, no awards, no glory - nothing!
- Hellish daily work and constant risk to your health - that’s what hockey is.
- There is no need to scold the goalkeeper, because he is doing everything in his power.
- When someone starts discussing hockey players and how they play, I want to tell him: put on your skates and demonstrate how to play!
- A normal hockey player is on the field where the puck is. Professional is where she will be soon.
- Goalkeeper is a job. Just a job, like yours or mine. Now imagine how you would feel if for every joint you made a red light came on and 15 thousand people, with their mouths open, shouted that you were a freak?
- If you once said that you want to be a hockey player, then you must forget the word “pain”.
- There are so many amazing places on earth. But nothing compares to your favorite arena!
- “Real men play hockey,” I think every time I get hit in the teeth with a puck...
- Hockey is a short translation of the phrase “Go forward and fight for your dreams.”
- Compete with those who are stronger and believe that you can beat them!
- Hockey is a beautiful sport for people with character!
- A hockey player’s girlfriend should not invite him to the club in the evening, but should help him recover after grueling training.
- A hockey player must think about three things. About God, about family and about hockey.
- Don't give up in hockey. If you show your enemy your weakness, he will definitely take advantage of it.
- The pain goes away, the victory remains.
- —What word can simultaneously evoke a feeling of boundless joy and all-consuming bitterness? - Goal.
- He threw it, got knocked up... Don’t think badly, this is how all hockey players answer the question for the first time how they managed to score the decisive goal...
- Going to training is like going to a holiday!
- Hockey is a motivation to be cooler than others.
It is impossible to play hockey professionally if you miss your age. Perhaps these statuses will serve well some of the future athletes, whose parents will be inspired by reading and decide to take their beloved child to the ice.