The dream of every intellectual is a woman who is undoubtedly smart, cultured, educated, decent, interesting in communication, and at the same time, in bed, a lustful female and an insatiable bitch!”
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The strongest woman is the weakest - She can’t cry looking into her eyes. And everyone thinks again - strong, brave, And no one will hear how the soul cries.
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A strong woman is always lonely, Always smiling, drowning out all the pain. And at night she rushes alone between the windows, Dreaming of meeting you again.
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With you - distant, alien and invented, Who will help you believe in love, Who will not say rash words And will fill life with the colors of flowers.
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A strong woman is so vulnerable, There are a lot of grievances in her heart. Her soul is fragile and vulnerable, But no one will see how her heart hurts.
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She just needs support, a shoulder, And to be loved by someone herself, So that she will always be there and understand one thing: The strongest woman is the weakest.
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Do not reproach a woman for the fact that she is sometimes reckless, for the fact that she simply loves for nothing, sometimes in spite of, when everything is very difficult.
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Don’t reproach a woman when She unexpectedly cries out of happiness, Or when, letting you go forever, Suddenly, smiling forcefully, hides her tears.
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She will cry for them if her heart aches, She will cry for them, but will not show it. Do not reproach if she does not forgive Betrayal, betrayal and insult.
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Don’t reproach a woman for what sometimes waits desperately, to the point of pain, For the fact that she has been living the dream for many years About the best and happiest woman’s lot..
A happy woman does not think about equality
- The height of loneliness is when you imagine that people envy you...
- The older you get, the more you realize that worrying about age is pointless.
- Passion should be in bed, not in words!
- Why am I right? Yes because I'm a woman!
- Sometimes in order to understand a woman, you just need to be her. There is no other way.
- If you feel smart next to a woman, she is either stupid or much smarter.
- Everyone wants to marry an oligarch, but not everyone knows what to do with him then...
- Men are left with tender and fragile. But only if at the right moment they are tender and fragile and can turn on a man themselves.
- You can treat her like a queen. But then, God forbid, she starts to find fault with the fact that you are a pawn.
- What does a woman want? Yes, anything... that you cannot give her.
- There are days when I don't wear makeup. It was then that I met all my friends, led by my ex and his new passion.
- The key to a healthy relationship is sex. No matter what anyone says.
- If a man makes me very angry, I mentally wish him to marry someone like me. If only he had a bad time!
- If a girl came with her hair down, it was impossible to tie a ponytail. She came with a bun and didn’t wash her hair.
The best statuses about girls (350 statuses)
Everyone perceives everything that happens in our world in their own way. If for men a girl is often a symbol of tenderness, beauty and love, then for the young ladies themselves the female gender is competition, envy, comparison. Over the entire existence of this controversy, many witty and interesting phrases have been said on this topic, which can be used in your statuses. This section contains the best statuses about girls.
Two entities are always fighting in a girl: a cat that wants to walk on its own and a dog that needs an owner.
Girls, watch football!!! He will teach you at least 2 useful actions: scoring and kicking...
All girls live by the motto: “Love cannot be used,” but where to put a comma - everyone decides for herself...
Every girl needs to be a star from time to time.
A woman is almost helpless until her nails are dry...
Girls are like stars, and stars are only good at night.
Men's logic is iron! and the female one is MORE INTERESTING...
Girls are different, the consequences are the same =)
If a girl walks around without makeup, it means she has a boyfriend and he really loves her.
The swearing does not decorate the girl’s speech, but makes her requests more understandable.
Someone says that a girl cannot be both beautiful and smart. Why do I have to choose what type of woman I am? Why should I label myself? I just like being myself.
A girl is the sun that should shine for everyone, but warm ONE!
I'm happy by default. Please don't mess with my settings!
Every girl should never forget that she doesn't need those who don't need her.
If a girl says that she is not like that, it means that she is like that, only a little later.
A woman's happiness is to come home and take off her heels!
Usually talking to a girl is interesting until she starts talking.
A girl needs new dresses to be happy, like flowers in spring.
A smart girl kisses but does not love, listens but does not believe and leaves before she is left.
Why do younger guys like me? Because I am kind, and children feel it.
Stupid girls call their ex when they drink. And smart people are for the future.
In childhood she is protected by her father, then by her husband, and in old age by her son. A woman should never be left alone!
If you want to know a girl's flaws, praise her in front of her friends.
A girl works on herself not in order to please a man, but in order to please herself.
A woman is a CAT who, at her own request, can give any man a DOG'S LIFE!
Two things should be beautiful in a girl: her eyes and her lips, because with her eyes she can make you fall in love, and with her lips she can prove that she loves you.
Many girls would marry their boyfriends if their boyfriends were richer, or prettier, or proposed to them.
You girls have the desire to lose weight and bake pies at the same time.
The girl is almost helpless until her nails are dry...
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover. If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover. If a woman holds her head straight, she has a lover. And in general, if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
If I want, I will take everything from you, even your last name.
A girl is like a rose: even after being injected, we continue to love her...
Modern girls don't faint so easily.
The girl is like a shadow - you go to her, she runs away from you, you run away, she runs after. But if you stop rushing about, she will be there. Always.
A wise woman should keep a man under her heel, but in such a way that he thinks that instead of a heel he has a crown on his head.
A girl should love her husband, appreciate, respect, listen, please, and not nag him every day.
A girl does not fall in love with an ideal; she idealizes the person she falls in love with.
A girl dresses especially carefully when she knows that she will undress.
Who can tell an eighteen-year-old girl? She is still fermenting all by herself, like new wine.
A girl shouldn't hear how much she is loved - she should feel it.
A real girl should have time to do three things in her life: wake up, get dressed and put on makeup!
The girl is ready to entrust her body and soul to a man whom her mother would not entrust even a dollar.
The fact that a girl throws scandals at a guy means only one thing: she has no one more dear to him.
There are three periods in the life of every woman: in the first she gets on the nerves of her father, in the second she gets on her husband’s nerves, and in the third she gets on her son-in-law’s nerves.
A girl with a future should avoid men with a past.
A smart woman takes care of herself, a stupid woman takes care of her husband...
The girl's future is not in the hands of her mother.
The more late a girl is, the more girl she is.
Suddenly this girl became the whole world to me. I no longer see the point in a world without her
Nowadays, a real girl should not only cook well, but also take good photographs of what she has prepared.
Men hang noodles on our ears, and we carefully remove them and hang them on his horns.
A girl should be a girl only for one guy, and for the rest, just a good person.
Men think that girls are like books - if the cover is not attractive, then it is not worth reading.
Women's wisdom, combined with women's cunning, gives an effect that no higher education can give.
Every girl should never forget that she doesn't need those who don't need her.
A girl should be beautiful, attractive, charming, sexy, and not ask unnecessary questions.
The heart of a young girl is a closed book.
The more a girl pretends to be a princess, the more you want to lock her up in high
tower!
She always smiled so welcomingly that you wanted to take her smile with you.
A girl should belong to the man who will solve all problems, and not create new ones.
Oddly enough, but it’s those girls who catch your eye who never throw themselves at their necks...
A girl’s honor is all her wealth, it is more valuable than any inheritance.
Men always think that it doesn't cost a girl anything to attract a guy. The girls themselves have a different opinion.
The girl is like a bullet with a displaced center of gravity: it hits the eye, passes through the heart, hits the pocket and comes out sideways.
Why does everyone say that women love money? We don't love them! Look at the speed at which we are getting rid of them.
A girl's hands should tremble from flowers, not from nerves.
A girl should belong to the man who will solve all problems, and not create new ones.
If a girl doesn't remember where she left her hair tie, it doesn't mean she forgot what you told her 6 months ago at 5:43 pm.
If a girl is silent, this does not mean that she has spoken enough. This means that you said too much unnecessary things.
Girls love to break their hearts from time to time, it gives them food for thought and somehow makes them stand out among their friends.
Princess girls only exist in fairy tales. In fact, we also smoke, drink beer and change the tires on our cars ourselves!
If a girl is silent, this does not mean that she has spoken enough. This means that you said too much unnecessary things.
As soon as a girl becomes a heel, she immediately experiences happiness in her life. This is the law.
Every woman should remember: dinners will taste better if you cook them less often.
If a girl gives reason for jealousy, it means she wants people to fight for her.
Only then will a guy understand how dear a girl is to him, when he sees her with someone else...
Some girls are like pistachios that have difficulty opening, but are also empty inside.
Three degrees of “Mu” for girls growing up: Cartoons, Music, Men.
A girl should always be ready for any turn of fate, so her purse should always have a passport, a swimsuit and... a veil.
Feminine logic: She said “no” and nodded her head.
If a girl asks for forgiveness first, it means she has a new plan!
A girl is like a cartridge, she can misfire at any moment. So you need to have a whole clip.
All pretty girls are a trap, a pretty trap, and that's exactly what men expect from them...
Aerodynamic girls provide the most resistance.
All women want to be “understood”, but no one wants to be seen through.
Every girl is a little Marilyn. It’s just that some are Monroe, and some are Manson...
The strength of women is in their stupidity! If a woman is blonde, then she is the strongest...!
If a girl spends too long and meticulously sorting out the princes on a white horse, sooner or later she will have to sort out the horses.
The strength of a girl is that when she feels bad, she looks great!
A girl always loves the one who hates her and hates the one who loves her.
It’s so difficult with girls, but it’s not possible without them...
A girl's clothing should have a special place for casting immodest glances.
If a girl behaves like a child, it means she is happy.
Girls imagine the stronger sex from novels written by the weaker sex.
A woman is a beautiful flower... And a flower is beautiful when it is a little bloomed...
If girls are ruining your studies, quit studying and start ruining girls.
If I ever die because of a girl, it will only be from laughing...
A girl who feels needed is already a quarter in love.
You can fall in love with a girl, you can love a girl, but for a girl to love you have to earn it.
If you breathed on a girl and her eyes began to fog up, it means she is cold towards you.
A girl cannot be happy until she has enough clothes that she doesn’t have to wear.
The girl achieves popularity with her appearance and charm. The more beauty and charm you have, the less you depend on the opinions of others.
Girls are divided into two categories: well dressed and well dressed...
If a woman is successful, irresistible and happy with life, it means she is taking revenge on someone!
A woman is the only gift that wraps itself.
If a girl gave you the key to her heart, then don’t be happy. Tomorrow she will change the lock.
Beauty is only a promise of happiness.
The strength of a girl is that when she feels bad, she looks great!
The supply of girls is huge, but access to them is limited.
The girl is more lonely than the boy. Nobody cares what she does. They don't expect anything from her. People don't listen to what she says - unless she's very beautiful...
If a girl has sparkles in her eyes, it means the cockroaches in her head are celebrating something...
A real woman is one who helps you forget about the ideal.
A man falls in love with a woman, and a woman falls in love with the prospect.
Blondes are not stupid, but cute. Brunettes are not bitches, but strong. Brown-haired women are not strange, but unusual! And you will remain the same assholes!
If a girl gives a man cologne, it means she is marking her territory.
I wish for the girl with whom you will wake up in the morning that she hears you calling her by my name every morning.
Spring is like a girl after a shower - she says she’s going, but she sits in a robe with a towel on her head and paints her nails.
The worst thing about girls is that it is absolutely impossible to determine from their conversation whether they are friends or even their worst enemies...
The scarier the girl, the less often she has a headache.
Let a woman be a toy, pure and graceful, like a precious stone, shining with the virtues of a world not yet created.
The army is a school for boys and an exam for girls.
A blooming girl does not cause allergies!
Oh, is it possible to understand women, young girls, in a word, a woman’s heart!
If a woman is not a timid woman, then her courage has no limits!
Do not confuse brightness with vulgarity, and eccentricity with rudeness.
The girls sometimes get on your nerves, sometimes they mock you, but you forget about everything when they take off their clothes.
Men are ready to wait 3 hours for a fish to bite, but they cannot wait 15 minutes for a girl to get dressed.
This girl is now getting eyelash and hair extensions. And as a child, I put a bow on my head and that’s it, beauty!
A girl should belong to the man who will solve all problems, and not create new ones.
Decent girls are the most dangerous thing in the world.
They say a lot of good and a lot of bad about women, but more often they say beautiful things.
If a girl knows her worth, it means she has mentioned it more than once.
A girl is like a parachute... It’s better to always have a spare one...
When a girl has no one to say the words: “I love you!” she starts saying them to everyone.
To spite everyone, my back is straight. I don’t notice any sideways glances. I choose smooth roads and learn valuable lessons. I value and respect my beauty, but I despise sidelong glances.
It is easier to stop the rain than a girl getting married.
The one you love is not the one you will die without. And the one without which there is no need to live.
Guys, remember when a girl tells you “no, I don’t want”, this does not mean that she really “doesn’t want”.
I don’t understand how you can trust girls?! They say in good faith that they are going to powder their nose, but they themselves go to piss!
A modern girl must first of all learn three sciences: sewing, cooking and hairdressing... so that later, having married a big businessman, she can competently manage her seamstresses, cooks and hairdressers.
When girls fall in love, they do and say stupid things.
For a girl to become an angel, she needs to be given heaven.
It’s so difficult with girls, but it’s not possible without them...
The most difficult thing for a girl is to convince her boyfriend that he cannot live without her.
Naive like a child. Takes revenge like an adult.
Loving a woman is discovering the girl in her. And only then will a woman accept love when you discover this in her: namely, a girl, even if she had ten husbands and many children.
I once read that the ancient Egyptians had fifty words for sand, and the Eskimos had a hundred words for snow. I wish I had a thousand words for love.”
In the morning, girls are divided into 4 types: 1. Even if I don’t put on makeup, I’ll sleep 2. Even if I don’t put on makeup, I’ll eat 3. Even if I don’t sleep and don’t eat, I’ll put on makeup 4. I’ll be late everywhere, but I’ll sleep, eat and put on makeup.
The main advantage of a man is the decency of his girlfriend.
Some people have the ability to appear stupid before they show intelligence. This gift is especially common among girls.
A girl is like a shadow: when you follow her, she runs away, when you run away from her, she follows you.
Girl - girl - young woman - young woman - young woman - young woman - grandmother died.
After a breakup, guys think they will find something better, but they don’t. The girls think he was the best and find him even better. Fact. Don't argue.
Men hang noodles on our ears, and we carefully remove them and hang them on his horns.
If a girl writes to you first, congratulations, you're a retard.
A girl who knows how to cook can find a man who knows how to eat.
The best diet for your wallet is a girl.
There’s an ocean of girls, but I don’t need an ocean, I need one drop and that’s you, dear...
A decent girl will never call first... But she will get SMS...
The guy sends the girl an SMS: - This subscriber asks you to marry him. Answer: - Dear subscriber, there are not enough funds in your account for this operation.
A girl's happiness is the attention of only one, that same guy.
Every man ultimately chooses the girl who believes in him more than he does.
A girl falling in love for the first time is an emotional nuclear bomb.
What is the difference between male logic and female logic? Men's is more correct, women's is more interesting!!
You can’t find beautiful girls on the road; they need to be fought off from fools who simply don’t value them.
Every woman in her life must build eyes, grow breasts and put her husband on a leash.
The boy gave the girl 101 roses (100 real and 1 artificial) and said: “I will love you until the last rose withers”...
The most beautiful outfit for a girl is happiness. Wear it without taking it off.
Arguing with a girl is like cutting a pig. No fur, but a lot of squealing!
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
A girl should have a little riddle, not a two-sheet Japanese crossword...
Anyone can leave a girl with a child, but only a real man can love a girl with a child!
Girls need someone who can give them goals.
The girl you managed to make laugh is already half yours.
Never doubt your attractiveness. Remember: scales lie, people are jealous, and the mirror is generally crooked.
Girls who pay for themselves in the club spend the night where they are registered.
A girl dresses especially carefully when she knows that she will undress.
The scarier the girl, the more she will cling to her boyfriend!
In college, a girl spends four years learning how to behave in good society, and spends the rest of her life trying to find that society.
If you treat her like a queen, she will treat you like a king. If you treat her like a toy, don’t worry, she will show you how she can play...
If your girlfriend dumped you and you decided to jump off the roof, remember that you have horns, not wings!
Girl, why are you looking at me like that, as if your parents had gone to the dacha?
When girls get offended, they say “it’s okay” with an “I just cursed you four times!” face.
For a girl to decide to marry just a good man, her life must be very bad.
If a girl cries because of a guy, it means she really loves him. If a guy cries over a girl, he will never love someone as much as she does.
You can’t find beautiful girls on the road; they need to be fought off from fools who simply don’t value them.
Swearing does not decorate the girl’s speech, but it makes her requests more understandable!
A smart girl kisses but does not love, listens but does not believe and leaves before she is left.
Only a strong girl can smile at someone who once hurt her.
Girls experience elation and a surge of strength when they feel that there is someone to take care of them.
Beautiful girls and women are rarely alone, but they are often lonely.
I am a self-sufficient woman - I will get a star for myself and give the moon.
Only the one whom a girl allows to touch her hair is allowed to remain in her heart.
Women's wardrobe: nothing to wear, but nowhere to hang it.
The friendship between three girls consists of two of them discussing the third.
Any girl is a mystery, and her thoughts are a mystery, and most often a mystery for herself.
When you see a new friend, don't forget about the old one. When you see a beautiful girl, do not forget about your beloved.
There is something bewitching in the eyes of an enthusiastic girl. What crazy things they push the stupid young man to do...
And why do they say that sins do not allow you to sleep peacefully? When I have a good sleep before bed, I sleep wonderfully!
Unmarried girls. Never follow the advice of your divorced friends.
There are no girls who don't give love, there are guys who don't know how to ask.
For girls, childhood ends with pregnancy. Men never grow up.
A girl always faces a difficult choice: either lose her virginity in the struggle for love, or lose love in the struggle for her innocence.
A girl for all tastes died at a ripe old age as a young woman. A girl who misses several games is considered non-party.
The less we love a woman, the more tired our hand becomes.
A girl should know everything. But nothing more than that.
Beautiful girls and women are rarely alone, but they are often lonely
A beautiful smile of a beautiful girl is as beautiful as a blooming rose in the garden, but someday it will wither, this is inevitable.
Watercolor paints are my first cosmetics...
To be in good shape, a girl needs not only to go to the gym, but also to be jealous of someone.
A girl should be as complex as a course in organic chemistry, and multifaceted, like a reflective ball at a disco.
Guys get jealous when they love you. Girls - even when they don’t like you. Fact…
If you look at a girl for a long time, you can see how she gets married.
If a girl doesn’t agree to sleep with you on the first date, it means she has her sights set on you. If she didn’t agree on the second one, that means big things. If you didn’t agree on the third one, forget everything I told you before.
Bad girls need to be hit on the butt with their bellies.
The most terrible weapon in a girl’s hands is the steering wheel.
If a woman is angry, it means that she is not only wrong, but also understands it.
A smiling girl is more beautiful than a girl wearing makeup.
Two things should be beautiful in a Girl - these are the Look and the Lips, because with her eyes she can make you fall in love, and with her lips she can prove that she loves.
It’s easier for men, they can immediately see what breasts are, but a surprise awaits us!
A good mobile phone should be like a good girl - big-eyed, vocal, pleasant to the touch and not breakable.
You really don't know anything about girls. They want the best - or nothing.
If a girl is silent, this does not mean that she has spoken enough. This means that you said too much unnecessary things.
A useless girl is someone who can neither be brought into the light nor taken into the darkness...
A girl should be able to do 70 things: wash dishes and 69...!
Give a girl only her husband, but give a married woman everything.
A wise girl knows her boundaries.
True feminine beauty lies within. If you know someone who values a woman solely based on her appearance, then you know a very superficial person.
Fighting girls prefer to deal with blank cartridges rather than family cartridges.
A woman is only as beautiful as her inner world, and her eyes, lips and figure only emphasize her femininity and let men know that they cannot live without women.
Every girl wants one guy to fulfill all her desires, and every guy wants all the girls to fulfill one of his desires.
Girls are divided into 3 categories: 1) Ladies; 2) I won’t give it; 3) I will give, but not to you!
If you look at a girl for a long time, you can see how she gets married.
Before the Internet, every girl was special.
A girl is like a joker: you don’t know in advance which card she will play. But often this is determined by the cards with which it lies next to.
Girls are notable for their bewilderment in taking advantage of their youth. Over the years, skill comes, and youth is replaced with cosmetics.
A girl is like a slot machine - you spend money, but you don’t know whether it will pay you or not.
The way a girl dances is how she loves it!
Sometimes even strong girls need to know that there is someone who can silence your hysteria by holding you close.
Never in my life have I been able to meet such a bright, affectionate and at the same time charming girl!
A smart girl kisses but does not love, listens but does not believe and leaves before she is left.
If a girl wants to convince herself of something, she will surely convince herself.
If you notice that your girlfriend’s favor directly depends on how much money you spent on her, then your girlfriend is a user. If you don't notice anything like that, then she is an advanced user.
She was the girl of my dreams... Until I found out my girl's dream.
Girls, shooting with your eyes, do not leave the wounded - FINISH THEM!
When you break up with a guy, you can think about him for a long time... And as soon as another handsome guy appears, thoughts about your ex immediately disappear.
Young ladies love to break their hearts from time to time - almost as much as getting married. This gives food for thought and somehow makes them stand out among their friends.
Love adorns any girl.
Leaving a girl behind when joining the army is like leaving a bottle of vodka on the street
Girls' lives are like chess - we get rid of pawns for the sake of the king.
Girls are different: both charming and disappointing.
A girl should be loved, happy and beautiful. She doesn't owe anyone anything anymore...
The girl is attracted precisely to that man about whom there is a bad reputation. It immediately occurs to her that her love will correct him.
She was one of those girls that you don’t pay attention to right away, but then you like them more and more.
Girls, don't rely on your appearance! Increase your intelligence! The mind has not ruined more than one beautiful face!!!
Dear girl, I don’t hope for anything, but I want you to know that your beauty seemed to me the most important decoration of this world!
Always look good just because you might run into your ex by chance.
A girl who never gossips simply doesn't have any girlfriends worth talking about.
In my opinion, if you don’t like a girl, then there’s no point in fooling around with her, and if you like her, then you like her face, and then you won’t become disgraceful and spit at her with anything.
Do you think that if love is real, he will return? -If love is real, he won’t leave...
Old age is when a young beautiful girl won’t wink at you, even if she has a tic.
Modern girls don't faint so easily.
Previously, girls blushed when they were shamed; but now they are ashamed when they blush.
All girls are good, but where do bad wives come from?
A beautiful girl is a banality. A smart girl is a rarity. A free girl is an extreme. A beautiful, smart, free girl is ART!
My parents told me that they found me in the cabbage. I’ll tell my children that I downloaded them from the Internet...
Previously, men took off their hats when they met... But now they pull out an earphone from their ear...
Girls learn to feel faster than boys to think.
If I gave you the key to my heart, don’t be happy, I’ll change the lock tomorrow.
Communication with girls is a pleasure only in those cases when it is achieved through overcoming obstacles...
The most difficult thing for a girl is to convince her boyfriend that he cannot live without her.
Girls only quarrel with those with whom they later want to make peace. They send the rest.
Sweets are the best medicine for a girl's tears.
Not every girl believes in love at first sight, because it is difficult to judge by eye how much someone earns.
Sometimes all you need to do to impress a girl is to smile.
When a girl is left alone at home, she immediately turns into a famous singer and super-seductive go-go dancer.
Maybe all people are brothers, but it’s unlikely that all women are sisters!
I am happy, and most importantly I have a soul - not ideal, of course, but quite acceptable.
The most beautiful thing a guy can say to a girl is: If I ever love another girl, it will be our daughter.
After all, girls are very persistent creatures: the wind blows in their faces, but they stubbornly straighten their bangs so that they lie properly.
When a girl tells you about her problems, you don’t need to solve them at all. You need to listen to them, and then be surprised how she even lives with them.
A girl must be loved so that she does not even suspect that someone can love her even more!
Living with the person you love is as difficult as loving the person you live with.
If you have crooked legs, small breasts and an ugly face, cut down the forest - take revenge on nature.
If in an argument with a girl you are armed only with logic, facts and common sense, you have no chance.
Love a girl with all her nos, then you will have access to many of her yeses.
It takes a while for a young girl to find a man for life. This does not prevent her from getting married in the meantime.
“When a man doesn’t have a woman next to him, he starts doing stupid things. When a woman is not with a man, she starts doing dirty tricks.”
A smiling girl is more beautiful than a girl wearing makeup.
If a girl always thinks that she has no money, where can she find time for love?
Every man wants to be the first for a girl, and every girl wants to be the last for every man.
What you awaken in a woman is what you will enjoy.
One person won’t understand what roses smell like, another will extract honey from bitter herbs, if you give someone a small change, they will remember it forever, if you give your life to someone, they won’t understand...
Girls dream of sweet and caring guys, but such guys already have boyfriends...
A girl needs some experience to kiss like a beginner.
Girls are spoiled not so much by the advice of men as by the advice of women.
A rude girl is a lonely girl.
That girl who, in the days of separation, knew how to remain faithful and did not go into the wrong hands, is worthy of being loved.
Be afraid of the girl with an eternal smile...
A guy should always love, and a girl should always allow herself to be loved. The guy should give gifts, and the girl should accept them!!!
A girl grows up when she begins to paint her eyes. After all, from now on she can no longer cry.
A decent girl doesn’t wrinkle her nose when you accidentally blurt out a swear word. A truly decent girl should ask what this word means.
The ideal wife is like a cockroach, you see her either at night or in the kitchen...
For the sake of love, girls are ready for anything, even sex, and guys for the sake of sex are ready even for love...
How many good girls secretly dream about bad things.
Young girls like "bad boys." They fall in love with them, completely confident that they will be able to change them.
The girls are beautiful. But you never know what's on their mind.
Darling, finish with the dishes. You are a woman, not a dishwasher. Go already my floor!
Girls are the only specialty where it is better not to deal with a professional.
Treat a girl like a child, adore her, do your best for her, control her, teach her... She will kick, get angry, but if you succeed, you will raise a wonderful woman.
You can prove to a girl that she is wrong, but you cannot convince her of it.
A girl's grievance is like a spring flood. Once it happens, you can’t turn it back. You can only wait it out.
Girls, they are like cookies, they break until they get wet...
The girl is like a mobile connection, either temporarily unavailable, or constantly busy, or there is no money in your account.
Most often, when saying goodbye, those girls with whom you wanted to be happy wish you happiness.
Appearing frivolous and being unattainable is the height of art.
The girl who laughs is already half won.
Tell a girl she can't have something and she'll want it even more.
A drunk girl has two extremes: a candidate of psychological sciences and a sexy kitten.
If a girl has everything else in order, she can also be smart.
It’s a pity that some girls first learn to undress beautifully, and only then to dress beautifully!
The girl doesn’t even think about what she’s missing until her friend brags about it.
Girls who really know how to sing perform in formal suits.
A girl is like a shadow - you go to her - she runs away from you, you run away - she runs after. But if you stop rushing about, she will be there. Always.
A girl needs some experience to kiss like a beginner.
You can learn a lot from inexperienced girls.
The girl we have been waiting for all our lives has long been a grandmother.
A girl's morning law: it's better to be hungry than not to wear makeup!
A smart girl kisses but does not love, listens but does not believe and leaves before she is left.
One girl may be pretty, but a dozen are just a choir.
The girlish paradox is that they want to be invited, even if they don’t want to go where they invite them.
A girl needs very little to be happy: for her to have a beloved man, and for her friend to disappear.
Lying is a girl’s favorite pastime, not counting striptease.
Girls, don't rely on your appearance! Increase your intelligence! The mind has not ruined more than one beautiful face!
A decent girl never runs after a guy. Well, where have you seen a mousetrap chasing a mouse?
The later a girl comes on a date, the more smiling she is.
A beautiful girl is when, looking at her erotic photograph, first of all, you pay attention to her face.
The girl is not a sparrow! If it flies in, you won’t be able to feed it!
There are no ideal relationships. There is a woman's wisdom not to notice men's stupidity. There is a man's strength to forgive women's weaknesses. And ideality... Leave it to the TV series.
If they ask how old you are, answer that you are 17 and that you are crazy.
It's easy to have a bad reputation! It’s enough to be beautiful and sociable, and people will come up with everything themselves and tell others!
How unrecognizable girls are without makeup! Scary…
Most girls dream of marrying a rich sapper.
The girl must be in bed no later than eight in the evening in order to return home before eleven.
A smart girl will always sacrifice her values for the values of a rich man.
For a good girl, any boat is like a yacht.
The girl never lies, she just doesn’t remember what she said a minute ago.
If a girl said that she hates you, most likely she is still in love, you are just a brute!
Girls are like movies... I watched one and forgot, but I want to go see another again.
The soul of a loving girl after the betrayal of her beloved is like a fortress that was captured, devastated, desecrated and abandoned.
The girl doesn’t even think about what she’s missing until her friend brags about it.
Girls need to be taught great respect for themselves, for their feminine pride. A girl needs to be taught so that she meets even pleasant young people with some pepper...
For some reason, even very fragile girls take quite a long time to break...
A girl should not hear how loved she is, but feel it.
Every girl is convinced that all her ex-boyfriends still hope that one day she will return to them. And they faithfully wait for this happy moment.
A modest girl is like a product without advertising, unknown to most buyers.
Girls don't care about the candidate minimum you passed. The financial maximum you have in store is important to them.
Alcohol doesn't solve problems. They said
It is very difficult to remain a real woman in the modern world. In order to support yourself in such difficult conditions, set women's statuses with humor.
- No matter how bad you drive, a loving man will allow you to drive his car...
- We girls suffer much more from hair removal than from men. And it is true.
- A girl shouldn't swear. But what about equality?
- Only a real woman can drink three bottles of wine in an evening and smear cucumber on her face. So as not to swell...
- Don't be afraid of a woman who swears. Become wary when she remains silent for too long.
- A girl who has learned to earn money must also hide it. So as not to scare the men!
- The relationship had to be played in a sandbox. At your age you need to build them.
- If you give yourself completely to a man, be prepared: he will either leave or simply stop appreciating you.
- It’s scary to imagine what a woman is capable of to take revenge. Here you have a career, and money, and changes in appearance.
- Girls, don’t dream of a slim and handsome husband. Do you need to keep an eye on it all the time?
- An unloved man is enraged by the slightest crease in his clothes, but a loved one can be forgiven even for rags...
- I am in no way saying that there is no need to give flowers. But if a woman doesn’t like you, you just have to come to terms with it.
- Our women apply a rejuvenating mask at any age. And at any age, they periodically forget about this matter.
- Sex is sex, and hugs should be sincere...
Cool statuses about women
- Women's logic as a license agreement does not understand anything, but I have to agree.
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A woman must have a loved one. And also someone with whom you can sometimes take revenge on this goat.
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There is a legend about a guy who once guessed why a girl was offended by him.
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As a woman, I want to know that all my tears are not in vain. That after all the suffering, I will meet a man who will hug me and say: “Mademoiselle, look, you roared exactly two hundred thousand. Here."
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Being a woman is when nothing happens at all, but the mood changes every minute.
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And there are even fewer women with a sense of humor than beautiful ones. A beautiful body can be made, but a sense of humor cannot. We must take care of funny women, they are a treasure.
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Coco Chanel advised to spray perfume in those places where you would like to be kissed! What a naughty woman she was!
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I don't swear or quarrel with you. I’m just once again explaining in detail and with reason why I’m right.
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“I’m already leaving” is usually in underwear, without makeup and still near the computer.
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I don't drink champagne because the bubbles go to my head and demand whiskey, tequila and vooooooooo that handsome boy
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After 40 years, women become like mummies: they begin to find out who is better preserved
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A woman fills out a form in the human resources department. He thinks for a long time about the “occupation” column and finally writes: “There was no childbirth. There were classes"
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With men it’s like with cats: you dream of a Briton, a Sphynx or a Maine Coon, and you’re walking down the street, oops. And your heart sank with pity, and now you’re dragging the skinny flea home.
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It’s still unknown what’s worse: he only has masculine on his mind, or feminine, I don’t know what I want.
It’s good that we have our own logic, feminine...
Laughing female statuses are not as simple as they may seem at first glance. Each of them definitely has a hidden meaning!
- You can be the most honest and loyal person. But in the woman's brain, you were still cheating somewhere.
- You need to take revenge beautifully. Thoughtful, neat, but without blood!
- Before you put forward your arguments to some sheep, make sure that he knows the word “arguments”.
- Perhaps the Lord already regretted that he created a woman, but what can he do... He will be offended!
- Are you caring, good looking and good to me? No, I won't be with you, you're not the least bit of an asshole.
- It's good to be a woman. Even if nothing happens, your mood will still change.
- If you don't give a woman attention, don't be surprised if she gives it to someone else.
- Yes, I'm angry. Even if I'm the kindest girl you know, SOMETIMES I'm angry.
- Dear single women! If there is no man in your life, this does not mean that all troubles evaporate when he appears.
Very funny statuses about women
When a woman tells a man that she is cold, he thinks that he should hug her, and she thinks that he should buy her a fur coat.
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- Women's logic is like a Rubik's cube, you'll never know where to turn it to make everything work out.
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If a woman suddenly sees a huge number of flowers in the morning, it means she fell asleep drunk in the front garden.
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DO NOT ANSWER MY CALLS AFTER 12AM! THIS IS NOT ME! AND IF I DO, THEN NOTHING!
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How can a woman be happy with a man who considers her an absolutely rational being?
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A smart woman never yells at a man. Orders are given calmly, clearly and clearly.
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- The fate of women is not easy, there is no answer to two paradoxes: then there is no man in life - that is, a man, but there is no life!
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“I’m already leaving” is usually in underwear, without makeup and still near the computer.
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At twenty, a woman has the face that nature gave her, at thirty, which she made for herself, and at forty, the one she deserved.
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You need to be tough and strict with a woman: cause joy, do good, expose her to affection!
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A woman is like a child. Don't try to raise her if you can't lay her across the bed.
Bitchy statuses for girls
Forget you??? What you!! I would like to remember you first
Don't wake up the bitch in me, she can't sleep anyway!!!!
What, boy, do you think I’m going to run after you... Bummer, my heel is too high, and my crown is falling off...
Another problem of choice: to be a happy bastard or a noble loser?
I don't care about your tears, I don't care about your souls. Everything I do is out of boredom. I don't need any of you.
When I put on my rose-colored glasses for the hundredth time and leave, you will admire my smooth gait and hair blowing in the wind, REMEMBER, you have already lost this treasure!!!
The path from a woman to a bitch is through a man
Remember: You are the one and only. As the others.
Bitch? Probably... Selfish? Maybe... Bitch? Sometimes... Rubbish? No... Honey? Only for friends and family... I am a girl, and all these qualities are available to me.
I cry rainbow tears, laugh like butterflies, after every step I take, a flower blooms... You are not worthy of such a miracle...
You can find a common language with me, while biting your own.
A bitch is a gift from God and a curse from heaven, a wild forest cat, half angel and half demon.
Your sluts will be finished, let them get lost, boy, princesses like me, don’t touch them, go meet the sluts.
When you can't be with the one you love, that's when your desperate season of bliss begins.
Do you think you're very cool? You're wrong. There are a hundred more of the same on my phone.
“You don’t need to anger the little stupid blonde, she might turn out to be a bitch with two higher education degrees.”
A bitch will never let a man know that she is entirely in her power. And since he will never understand her, he will never stop pursuing her.
Are you the baddest bitch? Calm down, you're an average bitch.
Only a true bitch, in response to a hopeless “Goodbye...” will send an air kiss and say: “Bye-bye!”
I need a guy like that... well, like that... In short, definitely not like you.
And I’ll put on the shortest dress, put on the highest heels, and do amazing makeup. And you will be jealous that you lost me...
Hmm... Perhaps I am a black cat in order to cross the road for those who deserve it.
What? Am I a bitch?! Yes, but you still walk on a leash!
A little bitchy. In love with myself... Full of selfishness... But I’m kind to people... And somewhere I’m a bitch... I don’t believe many... To say that I’m an angel... I’m unlikely to be able to...
