Cool aphorisms about relationships, funny and life-like

Writers and poets talk about love - in a word, musicians - in tunes and melodies, artists depict love with the help of paints. The meaning of this feeling can be interpreted in different ways. The most beautiful quotes about love are said by those who have experienced this feeling.

We bring to your attention the best aphorisms about love from unknown authors, sayings of great people and quotes about love and relationships.

Aphorisms about love and relationships

First God created the Earth. Rested. Then God created Man. Rested. Then God created Woman. Neither God nor Man rested anymore...

If you have found the woman of your dreams, you can say goodbye to your other dreams.
When a woman has seven Fridays a week, a man does not have a single day off.
Making a woman happy is very easy. Only expensive.
If your wife asked you: “Do you love me”? Remember, the affirmative answer is paid.
My husband and I celebrate the day of reconciliation and harmony - we go to the store. I try it on, he agrees.
The biggest misconception of women is that he will change... The biggest misconception of men is that she won’t go anywhere.
As Aunt Rose said: “It’s not so hard to win a man. How to feed him every day in captivity.”
I found a description of my husband from kindergarten: “The child is sociable, eats well, sleeps and plays”... 30 years have passed, nothing has changed.
How difficult it is to lean on the shoulder of a man sitting on your neck.
A woman turns into a saw when there is firewood next to her.
Dear women! Don't nag your husbands! You still have to live with these sawdust...
The man who gave a woman wings will never wear horns.
Wife, don’t carry out your volitional decisions with painful techniques.
Do not build family relationships based on nervousness.
Women, do not bring men to a boil, otherwise they may evaporate.

A stupid woman holds a man by the throat, a smart woman holds a man by the hand, a wise woman does not hold him at all.
The shorter the leash, the faster it breaks.
Take care of your relationships so that you don’t have to take care of your memories later!
A second marriage is the victory of hope over life experience.
I was in a civil marriage twice... Tell me what benefits are available to civil war veterans.

Statuses for two

Damn, so much happiness. human hearts were shattered because one of the two did not say: “Sorry”...pride..
Even mutual love cannot be happy enough, because one of the two loves less, and another more. Stepan Balakin
How much human happiness has been shattered just because one of the two did not say “sorry” in a timely manner!
One chocolate bar for two is friendship, one sky for two is love, one condom for two is sex...
I will fight fiercely for love, but without fists and sacrifices, but kindly and tenderly, build our paradise for two.
In your eyes I see all the beauty of the world.
I love you. Just be aware of this.
There was no me without you.
Everyone breathes oxygen, and I breathe you.
I don’t want to walk hand in hand with you, like couples in love, I want smaller hands to connect our hands!
Only lovers measure distance by time.
The greatest test of a relationship's strength is to simply see whether lovers hold hands while in a quarrel.
It is impossible to love and then not feel anything. Either you were lying then, or you are lying now.
All your futures, present and former, have the same flaw... they are not me.
The morning of my dreams - Me and You next to me.
Cupid spent a bunch of arrows on them, but nothing helped - Fate quietly chuckled on the sidelines.
If the choice is between “yes” or “no,” then “yes”! Do it. Kiss, hug, catch up, meet, tell. And it may be nonsense, but at least they tried.
You can close your eyes to what you see, but you cannot close your heart to what you feel.

Quotes about relationships, phrases and sayings about relationships

There are men with whom we live... There are men for whom we live... And there are those men, when we are next to whom, we understand... that we are beginning to truly live...

The worst way to miss someone is to be with them and realize that they will never be yours. Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Do you know what scares you most other than the fear of being alone? Spending your whole life with the wrong person.
The strong do not look for a replacement for the person who was dear to them, but look straight into the emptiness that has formed after his departure. The weak try to push anyone into this emptiness, just to create the illusion that there are no empty places in their lives.
Relationships are a compromise, the ability to listen to another person, understand him, explain yourself, your desires, relationships to the world, reasons for actions. To remain silent and sulk, deciding that everything is clear and so and “he must realize how wrong he is...” - well, just some kind of kindergarten - no one owes anyone anything. Explain, ask for an explanation, forgive, ask for forgiveness, talk, just don’t go into the dead end of silence and insults, ridiculous and idiotic pride.

When you are dear to a person, he will definitely answer you even to a message to which there is essentially nothing to say.
If a person doesn’t have time for you, feel free to turn around and run, run away from him, otherwise you’ll spend your whole life just waiting for your turn.
Real men never get offended by women. They just wait for them to calm down and continue to love them further.
The most important thing in a relationship is to feel not passion and desire, but care and confidence. The fact that they value you, that they won’t let you go, that they become responsible for you, that they will protect you from any troubles and that they just want to be close to you. Nothing can replace the value of such moments when you are simply hugged carefully and tightly.

In the life of every man there is a woman who changed this very life, who left her mark. It doesn’t matter whether she was, is or will soon appear, it doesn’t matter whether she’s nearby, the main thing is that such women really change lives, and men themselves too. People like these women, they are always remembered, and everyone else is compared to them. They are either carried in their arms or protected, simply because it is not time yet. Gritting their teeth, they stop themselves from calling, so as not to remind about themselves, but realizing that the day will soon come when she will stand in your house and become the mother of your children.
Some lose such women, become empty and no one else can ever fill them. Appreciate it, and if it’s not time yet, take care of it and remember, this only happens once.

A smart woman next to a strong man is such a terrible pair that you couldn’t hit her with dynamite. Chingiz Abdullaev, “The Soul of a Pimp”

It sometimes happens that life separates two people only to show both how important they are to each other. Paulo Coelho.

The man next to you should be such that you want to listen and obey him, and not teach him what to do and how to do it...

Statuses for two

- And you are not a gift! - Yes, and you are not a holiday!
- What should a man never do to a woman? - He shouldn’t give her time to think.
— What do you have for dessert? - December. With the taste of happiness.
- Why don’t you tell anyone how bad you feel? – Does anyone really care?
- Heartbreaker? - Well, sir. I prefer... brains... you have nothing to fear...
- Why are you quiet? Tired? – No, I’m figuring out how to continue to enjoy life!)))
- Where does it hurt? - Where no one can see.
“You won’t find anyone like me again.” “I won’t look for someone like you anymore.”
- 00:00, make a wish - you are my wish
- What could be more beautiful than the stars? - Their reflection in your eyes.
“I love you,” he said. “It will pass,” she answered and hung up.
– You’re complicated. – No, I’m not complicated, I’m very simple, you just need to understand me. But it’s difficult to understand, yes.

Cool and funny aphorisms about relationships

And remember, no matter how much he loves you, there will always be someone who is eighteen, size three and has little brains.
Every girl must firmly understand: when waiting for a prince, remember that after he marries you, he will lie stupidly on the sofa... because princes don’t work.
The first rule of winter s#ksa: whoever has snot is on the bottom.
On the road of life, WIFE is a sign prohibiting left turns.
A strong family is when she is beautiful and in a fur coat, and he is always a little guilty!
I need a person who would not drive me crazy, but would go crazy with me.
Laughing at your own mistakes can prolong your life, but laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten it!
Female praying mantises immediately bite off the heads of their males. But human females are not so merciful - they suck out the male’s brain gradually, prolonging his torment for a long time...
One aunt was married three times. And all three times happily. And the other aunt was married only once. And happy too. And the third aunt was never married. And she was still happy. So it turns out: you can’t figure them out, these aunties.....
Mistreatment of a woman, depending on her status, can lead to marriage or divorce.

Joint statuses

These joint statuses are suitable for both guys and girls. There is a lot of tenderness and love in statuses for two.

I found you. And at the same time I found my happiness.
Before meeting you, I didn’t believe in love, in the fact that I could be happy, in the ability to trust someone. Now everything has changed thanks to you.
Our motto: love, boundless devotion, mutual trust.
Together we will write our happy fairy tale. And the wedding will not end, but just begin!
I gave you my heart without expecting anything in return. But you gave me the whole world.
You are my soul, you are my heart.
We are two wings. Alone we are nothing, but together we can soar into the sky and rise above the sun.
Just one meeting - and you already believe in love! I thought this only happened in books.
Together we write our exciting love story that will last forever.
We are rain and rainbow, sea and land, sun and moon! So different, but we can’t live without each other.
My heart is already taken, sorry.
If you were the sky, I would become the sea and forever cradle your beautiful reflection.

Wise quotes about the relationship between men and women

The relationship between a man and a woman has been and will be one of the most important topics in this life. It is so arranged by nature that men cannot live without women, and women cannot live without men. But despite the importance of these relationships, for some reason we are not taught how to build them correctly.

This topic is not seriously considered either at school or in other educational institutions. It seems to be of secondary importance for most people.

However, because of this lack of seriousness towards this topic, it is sometimes very difficult for both men and women to build good, long-term, mutually beneficial relationships with each other. We have prepared for you wise quotes about the relationship between men and women.

In a relationship between a man and a woman there should be no other people's opinions and other people's advice.
From a beautiful woman, a man first loses his head, and then his money...
It should be good to live with a man; I can live badly myself.
Men who do not forgive women for their small shortcomings will never enjoy their great virtues.
A harmonious union is where a man sets a certain goal for himself, strives for it, and a woman finds a companion going in the right direction.

In partnerships, we often want to achieve what we failed to achieve in loving our parents. But this will not happen if the flow of love for parents does not flow first. Bert Hellinger

Man's love is partial, it does not capture the whole being. Women's love is more holistic. The woman becomes obsessed. This is the mortal danger of female love. There is magic in a woman's love, but it is despotic. Nikolay Berdyaev

Only love creates what is durable and living, and pride is fruitless, because it does not need anything outside itself. Alexander Herzen

Cheating on your wife is immoral. Not changing is stupid. But it is known that the cause of immorality is stupidity. Vicious circle. David Samoilov

The first sign of dying love is the absence of kisses. Sex may not stop, but the desire to kiss a person is the desire to love him.

Couple statuses for lovers

I would forgive you any stupidity, if only you could be with me now...
True love is full of pain: you have to pay for the euphoria.
I will be glad for the recognition, I will understand if you reject it, but I cannot tolerate indifference.
That feeling when you can’t get enough of the person who has appeared in your life.
Love for a guy or girl is special, it’s different.
What is between you - a serious relationship, or just like that? It will always help to determine the distance...
I love you. Just be aware of this. I'm a little shy, but I don't want it to be late.
Sleepless nights, blue eyes, and a brightly colored world. It's all you, my soul.
Sex with someone, intimacy with someone. With some it’s an ordinary life, with others it’s romance.
I love life, simply limitless. And all this, dear, is your fault.
The fact that we hardly talk does not mean that I do not love you with all my heart.
There is no fate: there is you and me, and we should be together!
My friend doesn’t understand what I see in you. And I am surprised that I found almost everything in one single person.
When you fall in love, you look at many things differently. Especially for a loved one.
With you I'm almost a saint. Thank you for everything, bunny.
Your kisses have a special taste, your breath has a special smell.
It's a pity that I'm too proud to open up to you. Take a step forward and you won't regret it!
Now gossip will spread about us. But we fly too high to regret...
Unrequited feelings are the worst thing that could happen. It's good that this never happened.

Cool quotes about love and relationships, aphorisms about love

We perform deeds for those who do not care about us, but those who need us even without any deeds love us.

Of course, I could not kill her, as some expected. I, you see, loved her. It was love at first sight, at last sight, at eternal sight. Nabokov

True love is the cure for lust. And lust is the cure for true love

He who is poor in love is stingy even with his politeness. Friedrich Nietzsche

To be together means to be together in everything and to the end.

People give flowers to a friend because they contain the true meaning of love. Anyone who tries to take possession of a flower will soon see it wither and lose its beauty. And the one who just admires it in the meadow will receive it forever. Love is, first of all, freedom. Paulo Coelho

Nothing conquers and softens a man’s heart more than the consciousness that he is loved.
Everyone dreams of beautiful love, but few people understand that it begins not with the words: “I”, “me”, “mine”, “I want”, but with the question: “What can I do for you?”

Same statuses

The same statuses for a guy and a girl will help show that your heart is not free!

I won’t give him (her) to anyone!
He (she) is the meaning of my life, the joy of my days, the smile in my eyes.
As long as we are together, we can achieve anything.
The biggest mistake for us is losing each other!
I swear that I will love you from the first meeting until my last breath.
Ready (ready) to devote my life to giving you unlimited happiness.
When you truly love, you have no doubts. There is no more jealousy, only trust. There is no more loneliness, only happiness.
In your eyes I see all the beauty of the world.
I don't need anyone but you. You give me happiness, you are my world, you are my calling.
I was born to be with you every moment of our lives.
Before the meeting, life was empty, now I understand why I live. May our love be as boundless as space.
I love science. Therefore, I will compare our love with the Universe. It is also constantly growing and expanding!
We are two pieces of the same puzzle. Which only we ourselves can collect.

Cool statuses about relationships

The less you know, the better you sleep, this statement can easily be applied to a person’s relationships, they need to be protected from prying eyes.

The next point is also interesting, no matter how many relationships we have in the past, when we hear a statement about love, we remember only one single dear person, the memories of whom run like a thin thread through our whole life, and everyone has such a loved one.

If in the future chance separates our destinies, keep a piece of memory of me in your heart, and I will always think about you.
A wiser person, in order to save the relationship, asks for forgiveness first, although he is not to blame.
Relationships are airy and fragile: it only takes one outburst and not holding back to destroy them.
A dead-end situation in a relationship is like a dead-end road; standing still is useless, but there is no moving forward.
The problem of “fathers and children” is similar to a relationship between two lovers, where love and misunderstanding go hand in hand.
“This is how nature works: nothing strengthens love for a person more than the fear of losing him” (Pliny the Younger).

If every person loved all people, then everyone would possess the universe. Johann Friedrich Schiller.
I can love you sometimes roughly, periodically in swear words, but as much as no “bunny” can!
You have to be able to leave. Leave at the moment when they either return you back or simply won’t let you go..
Love is romance, the most subtle horror of special connoisseurs, but in fact it is nothing more than an amusing legend.
There is no force in the world more powerful than love. I. Stravinsky.
If a woman says she hates you, she loves you, but you're an asshole.
When I told him that I didn’t want to see him, he turned off the light.
If you seek to solve any problem, do it with love. You will understand that the cause of your problem is a lack of love, for this is the cause of all problems. Ken Carey.
A girl is happy when she sees her man's smiling eyes and knows that she is the reason for this joy.
There are two ways to free you from suffering: quick death and lasting love.

“Those who truly love cannot be depressed. Depression occurs only in those who are self-obsessed. And the lover thinks about another person, about the one he loves. And even if your loved one feels bad, he will not give up and will not be depressed. He has no time for tears..." (Angel de Coitiers).
If you want to leave forever, don't wake me up. I want to stay in that dream where we are still together.
The conviction that true love exists is given to a person as a reward for a life aimed at knowing love. S.O. Vysochansky.
I want to open the window and shout so that the whole city can hear: “I’m happy without you, do you hear?!”
It’s stupid to suffer if he doesn’t need you...
Love should not ask and should not demand, love should have the power to be confident in itself. Then it is not something that attracts her, but she herself attracts. Hesse.
There is already not enough love and goodness in the world to be lavished on imaginary beings.
Time heals only temporarily. Sooner or later, a moment comes in your life when pain flares up with renewed vigor.
Of course, intimate relationships cannot be the meaning of life, but for life to have at least some meaning, intimate relationships must be present in it.
I was in a relationship where I was in love. There were relationships in which they loved me. But most of all I liked to sleep until lunch...
Bad relationships change good people.
If you want to ruin your relationship with life, complain about it.

Statuses for two

~ silk sheet ~ sprinkled with rose petals
- We understood each other without words - Isn’t this love?
My heart is forever given to you. It beats only in your hands
You are my soul, you are my heart
As long as we are together we can achieve anything
When I'm with you I feel great.
1 year, 365 opportunities to love you.
You are the sky, I am the earth. You are seriousness itself, I am frivolous. But we are alike in one thing: we love each other and don’t want to part.
I won't give you to anyone!
I feel completely safe when you hug me.
In your eyes I see all the beauty of the world
The best thing you can hold on to in life is each other.
He (she) is the meaning of my life, the joy of my days, the smile in my eyes
There is no long journey in good company.
Our motto: love, boundless devotion, mutual trust
Love is when the happiness of another person is more important than your own.
Being with you is all I want.
You give me happiness, you are my world, you are my calling
A perfect marriage is just two imperfect people who refuse to give up on each other.
We are each other's echo, we are each other's tenderness

Loving you is what makes it worth getting up every morning.
When we are close, the sun seems to shine brighter, even if it is not visible behind the clouds
Many of my smiles start with you.
You are a part of me that I will always need.
I love you catastrophically.
I still get butterflies even though I've seen you a hundred times.
We are two pieces of the same puzzle. Which only we ourselves can collect!
Together we can improve all places. Even hell.
Every time I see you, I fall in love again.
We are two wings. Alone we are nothing, but together we can soar into the sky and rise above the suns!
Everyone has their own love story, but I love ours the most.
I found you. And at the same time I found my happiness
I'm glad that you and I are “we.”
If kisses were snowflakes, I would send you a blizzard.
Has anyone listened to the same song half the night, simply because she likes it...

One life one love!
In your eyes I see all the beauty of the world.
I love you. Just be aware of this.