ᐉ Statuses about mother-in-law and daughter-in-law. Cool statuses, aphorisms and jokes about mother-in-law

Quotes on the topic "Daughter-in-Law"

It happens that in order to become a beloved daughter-in-law, you need to divorce your husband and have him marry someone else

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A mother can tear anyone apart for her son—the only exception is her daughter-in-law. Why do you think?

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Should the husband’s mother—the husband’s mistress—ask permission to see her son?

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I wish you health and happiness, and I wish the same for your family. thank you for the grandson that you gave birth to, for the happiness that you gave to your husband.

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The man in the family is said to be the head, the wife is just the neck, she is not the head. She must turn her head wisely, then there will be happiness in the family and peace.

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your husband will be happy and set an example for his son, one day he will be your gentleman, one day he will also start a family and follow your examples in life.

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MOTHER-IN-LAW. Do you want your BRIDE TO BE THE IDEAL HOSTESS - fast and controversial. More often UNEXPECTEDLY tell her that you are going to visit TOMORROW. [Irina Zaletaeva]

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Who is the daughter-in-law, son? - Housewife Listen, son, to what your mother tells you: - We don’t have a household, so why give water, food and support to a lazy woman for nothing?

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Mommy, I almost said it wrong - a housewife. She is the mistress of the House - the most fashionable Fashion! Love is a sacred thing. Tell her - Mother-in-law, tell her she’s inviting you to tea

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Two friends are talking: “My daughter is so thin because she doesn’t eat anything at all.” - Someone will get a profitable daughter-in-law.

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I recently found out that my mother-in-law was Bulgarian on my father’s side. So that’s why she nagged all her life, all the way to the end.

The loudest phrases

Are there not enough words to express your love for this woman? Especially for such cases - statuses about mother-in-law in pictures.

This is what she looks like when my husband and I argue:

2. It seems to you that you are living Groundhog Day, work-home, and so on. But in any case, your second mother will imagine your life something like this:

3. I chose a gift for his mother. I couldn't resist...

4. Your dishes through the eyes of your mother-in-law:

5. Reliable sources of information for my “mom”:

6. In order not to react to the inappropriate remarks of the second mother, you only need to be a fish. Preferably dead, so that there is no temptation.

7. Either her eyesight is bad, or mine is after the wedding. Just look at how she imagines my husband.

I can only “see” this:

Mother in law and daughter in law

There are countless jokes about mother-in-law and son-in-law, but it’s not very common to joke about mothers-in-law. Everything is serious here. Statuses on the eternal theme of mothers-in-law and daughters-in-law, serious and brutal.

How difficult it is to raise a son alone... whom your mother-in-law gave birth to...
A truce with your mother-in-law is not a reason to remove the damage from her!
Every daughter-in-law thinks that if her mother-in-law is not in the mood, then she has problems. Dear girls, if your mother-in-law is not in the mood, then you have problems!
Arguing with your mother-in-law is like trying to drown water, burn fire, bury the earth and catch air...
Do you know the difference between a good daughter-in-law and a bad one? A good one does what her mother-in-law asks. The bad thing is what the mother-in-law wants.
While my mother-in-law was fixing the faucet in the kitchen, I managed to go crazy 30 times.
Mom, accept me as a daughter, and I... I will try very hard to become for you that unique and ideal daughter-in-law... so that in old age, you at least have someone to set fire to a glass of sambuca!
True love for a mother-in-law is when the daughter-in-law has just woken up and is already guilty of something.
The happiest woman in the world is Eva, she didn’t have a mother-in-law!
My mother-in-law no longer asks if her son ate and what he ate... She follows my Instagram.
Dear mothers-in-law! Don't send your daughters-in-law. They won't get lost without you.
I came to visit my mother-in-law after a long quarrel. I thought I would leave in English: without saying goodbye... Fuck! She left the Russian way: 10 times on the road and stayed overnight.
With your mother-in-law as a police officer, even silence can be used against you.
If there is a good husband nearby, then no mother-in-law is scary.
Everything should be perfect for the mother-in-law. Especially her daughter-in-law.
One day, my mother-in-law and I will certainly realize our mistakes and admit our guilt towards each other: and she will understand that she was a fool…. and I will understand that she is a fool!

Don't do this: 7 unforgivable mistakes in relationships with mother-in-law

You can argue about the relationship between daughter-in-law and mother-in-law and never agree on one point of view. For some, a mother-in-law can become a close friend, but for others, a complete headache.

One can argue about whether it is worth calling her reluctantly “mom” or whether this is still a relic of the past. One indisputable fact remains: a woman chooses her husband, and receives his relatives as a bonus, whether pleasant or not, depends on how you look at it.

The husband's family can become both a support and a source of energy and love draining from the family. What should you not do in your relationship with your mother-in-law? Let's figure it out together with psychologist Lesya Matveeva.

Lesya Matveeva

Psychoanalyst, public figure, personal development consultant.

Compete

You should not share your husband with your mother-in-law. He is not the orange in the nursery rhyme that “only has one.” He is a grown man who chose you as his life partner. His mother has known him since the first days of his life, and his mother will always have a special place in his heart. And period.

You shouldn’t waste time and effort proving that you are more important/better/more important to him. You are both important, but you are on different levels.

You are his beloved woman, wife, mother of his children; mother-in-law is a mother who will remain her no matter what, even if he stops communicating with her.

You do not need to compete, because you cannot, and most importantly, should not take the place of his mother, and she will never replace you.

Let into your territory

This is not about a room or apartment to which the mother-in-law does not have access without permission, although this is also an important point. We are talking about your and your husband’s personal space, which should be inaccessible to anyone.

For a mother who “wouldn’t let go” of her son, the idea that she might not be welcome if she suddenly came to visit unannounced is simply incredible. Therefore, at first you may be faced with the fact that the mother-in-law does not have any understanding of why her opinion was not asked and not taken into account.

What to do? Build boundaries for your family. This is difficult, but otherwise the family will not have any intimate space, and your mother-in-law may start demanding the keys to your apartment (just in case), calling in the middle of the night and making scandals about why you didn’t visit her over the weekend.

3. Develop rules under pressure from your mother-in-law

After marriage, you and your husband begin to develop your own rules, create your own microclimate, and the wife’s task is to ensure that the mother-in-law does not interfere in this process.

Budget planning, making serious decisions - you should decide all this only with your husband. At first, your mother-in-law will test the strength of your family boundaries, giving advice, trying to influence your husband. But we cannot give in on this issue.

The best tactic is to listen if the mother-in-law wants to speak out and do it her way. Involve her less in personal matters, do not rush to discuss her husband’s shortcomings with her, hoping that she will influence her son.

Expect your mother-in-law to be on your side

4. Expect your mother-in-law to be on your side.

Superexpectations, especially fueled by your husband’s stories “I have such a world-class mother!”, “You will definitely get along with her,” should not be misleading, saying that his mother will love you like her own daughter.

The less you expect from your future mother-in-law, the less she will disappoint. You must also understand that she has her own plans and fantasies for you. Perhaps she wanted her son’s wife to bake pies, become her best friend, and give birth to three grandchildren at once.

You shouldn't blame your mother-in-law for not liking you. She is an ordinary person with inherent flaws. In her opinion, the ideal wife may look different.

At the same time, you may have wanted your mother-in-law to be different. More intelligent, wiser, so that you can count on her advice, can trust your children without fear, know that she will not advise your husband anything bad and will not set him up with his exes, and will let him into your family. So it’s worth accepting the real mother-in-law, saying goodbye to the fantasy image.

Taking conflicts onto your shoulders

Don’t forget that your husband’s mother, who loves scandals and squabbles, is primarily his problem. He should not put it on his wife’s shoulders. Do not allow your husband to withdraw and remain silent in situations that are important for the family. For example, with the same decision not to allow your mother to come visit you without warning, “out of the blue.”

You should not be the “bad cop” in a relationship while your husband remains your favorite son. He is an adult man and since he has decided to create a union, to unite your lives, then there is no need to drag your mother there. Therefore, you must protect family rules and boundaries together.

Making a monster out of your mother-in-law

So, despite all expectations, you need to learn how to communicate. Do not rush to declare that you will not get along with your mother-in-law. Start by finding a place in your heart for gratitude. This woman raised your husband, she is the future grandmother of your children, find positive qualities in her. Don't focus on its negative aspects, it won't make it any easier.

Cool congratulations for mother-in-law on her anniversary

For a mother-in-law who is a housewife, loving children can present kitchen appliances to make the life of their beloved mother easier.

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Cool wishes from your daughter-in-law can be presented in prose, poetry or in your own words.

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Happy birthday, our beautiful woman! – this option is suitable for congratulations from the daughter-in-law if trusting, friendly ties have developed between the women.

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I wish you a great holiday with friends at sea, an unlimited amount of money, cheerful interlocutors, educational stories, and complete enjoyment of life!

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When a guy introduces his future wife to his family, it is recommended to start having intimate conversations with the woman, learning about her tastes, preferences, and principles of life.

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The woman will instantly shine with a smile, remembering her beloved daughter-in-law, son, and grandchildren.

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A mother-in-law can be ideal - this is what I got, She is smart, quite real, And we are in peace, not in war.

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I wish you a lot of good luck on the eighth of March with all my soul, Go along the best path, And may great success await you!

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Congratulations, dear, on March 8th, Accept modest gifts from your daughter-in-law, May you always be beautiful, young, mischievous, May you have a lot of happiness this spring!

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I would like to wish my mother-in-law complete well-being, and never despair, and remember - we have one life!

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The Eighth of March is coming again, and I want to congratulate my mother-in-law. Let her know neither sorrows nor boredom, but only make her husband, son, daughter-in-law, and grandchildren happy!

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I love my mother-in-law very much. And on Women’s Day I go to her with flowers. For the affection, for the sleepless nights, for my husband, I am more and more grateful to her over the years.

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She herself is still beautiful. She is young at heart and never grows old at heart. I wish her to be healthy and happy, And to love us as only she knows how!

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March 8 is Women's Day, But I also have a task, Although I won't hide it, I'm very lazy, But I'll spend my time.

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I’ll go and rummage through the gifts that I brought from work, Although I feel sorry for giving them, I’ll buy some sweets and wine!

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To congratulate my second mother, I will get up early on Women's Day. I will bring shine and purity, to amaze my mother-in-law.

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I’ll bake her a rosy pie, as my second mother taught me. I'll put a new tablecloth on the bed and leave the flowers in plain sight.

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And quickly run out the door! This is the best gift now For my dear mother-in-law, So as not to see my daughter-in-law.

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You will always help, You are in a hurry to help, I am a daughter for you, Even though we are of different blood! I wish you on this day not to cry, not to be sad, forgetting about sleep and laziness to visit me and my husband!

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My beloved mother-in-law, Let only love excite the blood, Life knows no other worries, May you live brightly and prosperously from the bottom of my heart. Doubts in life cannot be known, Less worries of all kinds, May rest and good luck await you!

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I congratulate my mother-in-law today, and I wish you with all my heart, that on Women’s Day, without knowing any worries, your heart will feel good!

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My mother-in-law is beautiful and well-groomed, and it’s nice to look at her - What a beauty she is with smooth skin, and I just want to look at her!

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On the eighth of March, I want to tell my love today, without flattery, To my second mother, to be honest, And it’s worth living, loving and thriving!

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My mother-in-law is wonderful, and charming on all sides, and kind, and cheerful, and beautiful, and wise!

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Happy March 8th Day, I congratulate you now, Be happy always, Let the years not age you!

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To my dear mother-in-law on March 8th, I wish you a lot of happiness with all my heart, May misfortunes go away, May success be with you, And beauty, and longevity, May laughter be heard more often, I want to always look at you!

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For me, my mother-in-law, you are a second mother, we almost didn’t quarrel, thank God, with you! You welcomed me into your family. I always tried to be modest and obedient!

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On Women's Day, March 8, I wish you happiness, Let the black bad weather pass by, Let simple woman's happiness shine like the sun, Let the grandchildren look at their grandmother in the window!

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On March 8th I congratulate my mother-in-law with all my heart today! Let love live in your heart every moment, never leaving you in life!

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Let any miracles come true, Let your cherished wishes come true! May heaven give you a lot of happiness! On March 8th - all disappointments away!

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Today, on March 8th, I hasten to congratulate my mother-in-law. More precious than any gift is our mutual love.

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You raised a wise son, you put your grandchildren on their feet. They let the cat into their home. For you, only kind words sound.

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Let everything in life be like in a fairy tale. Let the champagne fizz. Health, tenderness and affection, And life shines like a star!

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Let life give you thousands of happy opportunities, and let each of them be used to the fullest. Happiness, good luck, prosperity! Happy birthday!

For the kindest and most affectionate

Amazingly, not all husbands' mothers look like dragons, or even snakes. Among them you can find more supportive women. We dedicate good statuses about mother-in-law to them:

Happiness is when you can go shopping with your second mother and calmly drink some wine.
Only a truly strong person can admit his mistakes. Much less often - a strong mother-in-law.
Don't believe what women say - just look at their sons.
Of course, I’m not Cinderella, but my second mother is better than my stepmother!
A real second mother is when, after a divorce, you still continue to communicate with her son.
Arguing with others is, of course, bad, but if you do it together with his mother, it even sounds much better.
It’s not a sin to be like a good “mother”!
If you are often misunderstood by your own mother, wait. Her daughter-in-law can replace her.

Finding funny statuses about your mother-in-law is not so easy. But now all the most caustic and successful phrases are collected in one place!

They are so different

Statuses about mother-in-law with meaning are ready to express not only the pain of a girl who cannot find happiness in a new family, but also the greatness of the actions of a wise mother-in-law.

Before complaining about living in cramped conditions, a smart woman should think about whether she taught her son how to earn money.
My mother-in-law is not bad at all. She's just not a very good person.
A confident woman should not establish herself at the expense of her daughter-in-law.
Initially, God created mother-in-law to help novice housewives.
You need to try to make friends with his mother. The main thing is not to forget about your husband in the bustle.
Excessive love even for your loved one is always annoying.
Flaws in the daughter-in-law's appearance make the mother-in-law kinder.
Angels are not only in heaven. Sometimes they are in the guise of a good second mother.

Naughty bride statuses

The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. When she wakes up, she knows exactly what to wear.

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We have a long tradition in the Caucasus - stealing brides! – And we generally have a tradition of stealing

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I'm a rich bride! Guys, stand in a row! My grandfather left me a legacy - a moonshine still.

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Hello, honey, turn on channel one! Turned it on. What's going on there? -"Let's get married! I AGREE!

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By the time of the wedding, the bride, as a rule, is in seventh heaven and in the sixth month from carelessness.

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I'll put on a white dress, And I'll pour red wine, I guess I'm terribly brave, That's a dangerous combination

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I have a wedding in a week. Yesterday I went to bed, and in my thoughts... a dress. rings. guests.. and then BAM! And I thought about it. What are the names of woodpecker chicks? I didn’t fall asleep until the morning.

Don't do this: 7 unforgivable mistakes in relationships with mother-in-law

Lesya Matveeva

Psychoanalyst, public figure, personal development consultant.

Compete

For evil mothers-in-law

If you have experienced what a “mother’s” anger is like, catch bad statuses about your mother-in-law.

Dear, the mission to interfere and spoil our mother has been exceeded!
A good mother-in-law passes on sweets, a bad mother-in-law passes on the sweets herself.
No matter how you clean your apartment, someone will find a speck of dust. And we all know who.
Snake is the most affectionate description of my second mother.
Did you know that a good mother-in-law herself tries to please her daughter-in-law?! No, mom, you definitely didn’t know...
“Mother” is visiting – my nerves are on edge...
Dear mother, you are already lucky to raise an “ideal” son. You can’t be so happy that you also get the perfect daughter-in-law.
In order not to lose the love of a man-son, one cannot help but respect his chosen one.

About everything

Everything that was not included in the previous sections, but still about daughters-in-law. Statuses with meaning.

Thanks to his mom, just for existing.
The daughter-in-law is... everything seems to be normal, but something in short doesn’t suit her. It seems like... no, damn it, it’s still not the same... ugh, in short... oh, that’s it, I’m offended.
Don't know how to wake up your daughter-in-law? Bring her coffee in bed. Pour it out and run.
I recently visited a psychotherapist, the main thing he advised was to leave your problems at the door. But... my daughter-in-law doesn’t want to spend the night on the street.
As they say, before building a house, choose your neighbors. I also have advice: “Before you get married, choose your mother-in-law more carefully!”
It takes a lot of courage to stand up to your enemies, but it takes much more courage to go against your mother-in-law.
No matter what the mother-in-law toils about, as long as she doesn’t remember about her daughter-in-law...
When my daughter-in-law is drunk: she is difficult to find, easy to lose and impossible to push into a taxi...
Thanks to the creators of cell phones. Thanks to them, I can call my daughter-in-law in the next room so that she can come and turn off the light in my room, since I have already gone to bed.
I got married, I can’t drink, smoke, or swear in front of my mother-in-law... Do I regret it? You can't feel sorry either!
A real potential mother-in-law will never raise her voice, much less her hand... Why? After all, the daughter-in-law is afraid of her gaze!
Whether you respect your mother-in-law or not is your choice. Treating with respect is your upbringing.
The daughter-in-law is a time bomb. A smart mother-in-law will patiently and carefully guide her daughter-in-law along the fairway of life so that she won’t even notice.