Proverbs about beer - 70 proverbs and sayings

Healing and foamy, my drink is awesome!

A saleswoman in the beer department should bring joy! So when I get bored, I force mature women to show their passports. Their smiles make the world brighter.
I snuck to the refrigerator at night, opened the beer, and it said: “Shhh!” And I told him: nothing, nothing, my parents aren’t at home!
I woke up to a painful shopaholism. I started buying too much beer.
If you send a fool for a bottle of beer... he will bring one...
Maturity is buying enough beer so that you don’t have to run again.
If you are in a bad mood, make yourself a cocktail: vodka + beer in a 1:1 ratio. And you are guaranteed to forget about your sorrows!
A beautiful girl is good. But a glass of cold beer is better.
Beer is harmful, kefir is healthy. Wash down your beer with kefir!
Before you have time to drink beer, it’s Monday morning!
Everything tastes better with beer.
The belly is not from beer. And for…
Non-alcoholic beer is great as a drink for vodka.
I really want something good, bright, unfiltered this evening...
Beer makes you want to live in the morning. And it is possible.
If a girl doesn't allow you to drink beer, you need to quit. Who or what – decide for yourself.
Beer makes life brighter.
In life there are friends, and there are those with whom you just have a beer.
Beer after work is good. And instead - even better.
Remember that the intoxicating drink contains virtually no vitamins. Therefore, it is necessary to drink it in large quantities.
On a winter evening, nothing will warm you up better than a cold, steamy mug with a foamy drink...
Beer with a group is better than Hennessy alone!
My husband allowed me to drink beer with shrimp. But I wanted to be with the girls...
I want love, romance... and a cold beer. Although it's better to just have a beer.
No man can bring as much joy... as a delicious beer in the company of friends.
Empty at heart? Pour three liters of beer in there!
I want something tasty... foamy...

The best jokes about beer are funny until you cry

Wife to husband: - Take your beer out of sight, otherwise it whispers “drink me”! Husband: - It whispers to me. Don't listen to my beer!

- If I ever go missing, put notices with my photo on beer bottles, not on a bulletin board. - Why is this? - This way my friends will find me faster... The mother reprimands her son’s teacher: - Well, how could you give my son a task in which a bottle of beer cost 37 kopecks!? My husband couldn’t sleep a wink all night from excitement! In a supermarket, two guys choose beer. We chose Czech beer “Kozel”, went up to the cash register and said: “Two goats.” Cashier: - I see. Summer, sun, heat... A man comes from the bathhouse with a can of beer. He looks forward to drinking a cold beer at home... There is a bottle on the road, which a man kicks, and it breaks on a stone. As usual – gin, desire. A man orders: “I want the canister to never run out of beer.” The genie, having cast a spell, disappears. And the guy is still trying to open the canister.

Check it out: Jokes about desires

— What is “neither this nor that”? — A bottle of beer for three.

One man says to another: “I don’t remember what I promised my wife.” Should I drink two glasses of beer and come at nine or nine glasses and come at two?

An Englishman, a Scot and an Irishman are sitting in a bar, drinking beer. And suddenly a fly flies into each person’s mug. The Englishman moves his mug away with disgust. The Scotsman takes out the fly and continues drinking as if nothing had happened. The Irishman grabs a fly and shakes it over his mug: “Spit it out, you bastard, spit it out!” - Let's buy something for tea? - What would you like? - Well, I don’t know... Maybe we can get a beer? - Exactly, and smoked mackerel. - Honey, I really want something warm, light... - Would you like some beer? — I want to sing a song about beer. - Let's. - “I’ll drive the bike for a long time, stop it in the deep forests, pick flowers and give a bouquet to the girl I love...” - I, of course, apologize, but there’s not a word about beer... - How is that? What about “love”? There is a long line for beer. The hare climbs out of turn. The Wolf lifts him by the ears and says: “Hare, where is it across the Wolf?” The hare replies: “Wolf, don’t make noise, let’s go around the corner.” They leave. A minute later the hare climbs out of turn again. The bear couldn't stand it. He lifts the hare by the ears: “Where are you ahead of the bear?” The hare says: “Calm down, bear, let’s go around the corner and move away.” They leave. Again, a minute later the hare climbs out of turn. At this point the lion could no longer stand it: “The hare has gone completely crazy, or what?” And he without fear: “Come on, Leva, we’ll go around the corner.” They go around the corner, and there is Zmey-Gorynych: - A hare, as much as possible - all meat, yes meat! When will the beer be available?

— It would be more profitable to buy beer in boxes. Imagine, we have a box in our refrigerator, and we don’t have to go to the store for a whole week. - Or half a day. - Or half a day.

- Honey, where is my quantum particle accelerator? - There's beer in the fridge! What is the speed of light? This is when you manage to pull a bottle of beer out of the refrigerator before the light comes on.

Drunken intoxication

Beer is associated with jokes, cheerful communication, and good company. People who use it usually have a good sense of humor. Cool statuses about beer prove this.

Walking to buy bread is a long way... Getting beer to a distant store is easy!
A woman is like a bottle of Ochakovo. Elegant, smells delicious, brings joy. But one is always missing.
Fairy tales do not begin with “Once upon a time...” and with “Honey, I’ll have a couple of bottles with the guys and come straight to you!”
Instead of a bright future, I would rather choose a dark, unfiltered one.
Drink beer the American way - with chips. In German - with sausages. In Russian - with vodka...
Beer contains a female hormone. This probably explains why I love him as much as a woman.
By the third liter of beer, the sober people around me began to behave inappropriately.
We love beer so much! I wonder if it loves us?!
You need to drink at least two liters of liquid a day - maybe you don’t mean water after all?..
– What is your favorite drink? - One and a half...
Why wasn’t a monument erected to the beer inventor in every city?
Women are right when they say that all men want the same thing. They really want beer.
Filled it with cold water in the morning and repaired the body.
The foam in the glass sparkles - and life becomes brighter!
Yesterday, near the cash register, two girls argued for a long time about which champagne to take - dry or semi-sweet. As a result, we took two beer and a half.
Beer is a psychotherapist whose office hours are convenient for you.
– Do you go jogging in the morning? - No, then my beer is pouring out of the bottle...
What is a habit? This is when summer is over, and the body is accustomed to drinking a couple of bottles to refresh itself.
They say that beer can be stored at room temperature for several months. So, this is bullshit...
In ancient times, times were dark, they drank only unfiltered...
He always treated colds with warmed beer. The body began to demand... a cold.
Being a non-smoker is wonderful! There is more money left over for beer.
Loneliness is when there is no one to even bring you a bottle...
Yesterday my friend and I approached the bartender and told her: “Two Goats.” And she replies: “I see. What will you take?
I bought a tracker bracelet! By the way, there are 1230 steps to the pub...

Wise thoughts about beer

The male half of the population especially likes to praise foamy beer, and it doesn’t matter that afterwards there will be a “hefty belly.” Soulful gatherings, music, and a warm atmosphere are the key to a great mood. This is confirmed by the lines of the Scottish poet Robert Burns.

Blessed is the king
But a mug of beer -
Will make anyone happy.

Wise philosophers, writers, poets and even comedians praised the intoxicating “potion” in their works. Quotes about beer are also actively used in social network statuses.

Good people drink good beer.
Hunter Stockton Thompson

The brilliant German prose writer found excuses for those married men who disappear with friends in a pub. He explains this by saying that a good wife will never give her husband a reason for such adventures.

The better the pub, the worse the wife.
Heinrich Mann

A modern American publicist approached thinking about the “intoxicating” drink with humor.

Without a doubt, the greatest invention in human history was beer. Of course, the wheel was a great invention, but the wheel is not so good for washing down pizza.
What one sees as drama and even tragedy, for another is simply hilarious, especially between the fourth and seventh glasses of beer.
Dave Barry

Opera singer Evgeniy Nesterenko also expressed his sincere love for “foamy”.

My reader! I've been subdued since childhood
Beautiful this foaming diva.
And I'll be in love until I'm old
The most amazing drink - beer!
Evgeniy Nesterenko

The famous historian and talented culinary master William Pokhlebkin, who published 23 books about kitchen secrets that have earned their popularity, explained the name of this common “fun” drink.

“Living water” was also called “beer water,” that is, water for drinking, potable water, and sometimes simply “beer,” which meant drinking.
William Pokhlebkin

The male tradition of gathering together in a bathhouse, drinking cold beer with a sponge, crispy salted nuts or crayfish, has not exhausted itself. Your plans definitely include picking up beauties and just having a heart-to-heart talk in good company. In his quotes about beer, Arsen Asov mentions just such leisure.

Popivism is a pastime after a good bath!
A bathhouse without beer is like a girl without a miniskirt!

The modern poet Oleg Zaitsev also supports this faithful tradition. He claims that only with delicious dried fish can you enjoy drinking beer.

Eating dried fish without beer is blasphemy. Drinking beer without dried fish is bad manners.
Oleg Zaitsev

This also suggests a cool quote about beer in an astrological spirit.

- What is your zodiac sign?
- Fish.
- And I'm beer!

Let's have a bottle and laugh

When there is not enough positivity in life, you need to relax. Funny statuses about beer will help you with this, and, of course, the drink itself.

– Drinking beer is good on one side. On the other hand, it’s inconvenient. - Why? - There is no neck on the other side.
A good conversationalist not only listens, but also contributes.
According to research, 80% of phone calls on Friday are made in order to find out where we are drinking.
A liter of beer replaces an hour of meditation. And three liters opens the chakras and helps to see beauty in every woman.
– Describe your attitude towards beer in one word? - Will.
- I really want a beer! I haven't wanted this for a long time! “You said the same thing last night!”
I realized that you are my woman when I woke up in the morning with a wild hangover, and you silently brought me a cold mug.
Drinking a bottle after work is like a ticket into the unknown. You never know where this will lead you...
I drank a bottle, then another and another... I decided to take a leak on the field. I don’t remember anything else, but I woke up in jail. Because the field turned out to be a football field...
There are 24 bottles in a beer package, just like there are hours in a day. This thought haunts me...
My favorite dish is beer with chips!
– What interesting things can you tell your grandchildren about your youth? - Well, for example, when I was young, you could drink beer in the park on a bench...
A beer mug is a source of indescribable pleasure!
We grew up on natural products! And the current generation has electronic cigarettes, non-alcoholic beer...
There are friends, and there are those with whom you can drink beer... And there is no need to confuse them.
We'll drink a couple of bottles and go home. These words begin the most outstanding drinking sessions.
He drank Kozla and there was something symbolic about it.
The most delicious intoxicating drink is the one you drink after work.
If you look at others through a glass, they seem to be golden people.
Beer and summer are the same. It seemed like there were so many of them, but once they were gone!
My favorite drink is amber in color.
The more you work, the more you crave beer...
Living beer spoke to me and I felt much better...
Would you like a glass of freshly squeezed bread juice?
– Maybe we’ll drink 0.5?! - I won’t! - Why?! - Too few…
A paid dry toilet at a beer festival exceeded the box office receipts of Avatar.
As soon as you drink a glass of foam, you immediately become a different person. But this other one also wants to drink!
On Friday, the guys and I went for a beer. And now it’s Monday...
The person who drank the most at the German Oktoberfest was locksmith Anatoly, who was watching the festival broadcast on TV.

So, should you drink or not drink?! When deciding, remember the main thing: to abuse is bad, but to deny yourself the joys of life is even worse. Enjoy foam in reasonable amounts and be healthy!

Cool statuses about beer

Living beer dissuaded the mechanic Vasily from having a hangover.

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A hundred meters for bread is a long way, but a kilometer for beer is just around the corner!

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- So-a-a-k, well, what's the reason for the drinking? - So let’s wash the purchase. - Purchase? Buying is good, but what did you buy? - case of beer!

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The Ministry of Health warns that drinking too much beer can lead to you pissing yourself.

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P - let the pedestrians run clumsily through the puddles And - the water flows like a river on the asphalt, B - it’s not clear to passers-by on this bad day Oh - why am I so cheerful.

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BEER is freshly squeezed juice from bread.

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- Dear, maybe 0.5 beers? - I won’t. - What are you doing? You love beer, right? – I won’t do so little!

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People, don't drink beer! Better buy yourself two cups of ice cream! You will have much more fun!

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At the beer festival, there was only one bio-toilet, it surpassed Avatar in box office receipts.

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I drank a bottle of beer and went out into the field to pee...they hit me on the back of the head - it was during a football game.

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Friday is when the status of Coffee automatically changes to Beer.

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Sometimes in life it’s so sad that even tea won’t go down my throat, and only beer, which I wash down with vodka, helps.

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Only we first drink what we want, then what else goes well, then what’s left, and then beer.

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The lands are for the peasants, the factories are for the workers, the beer is for ME.

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I have nothing to do with it. When I drink BEER, I become a different person. But this “other person” also wants to fucking drink BEER!

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May the beer be with you!

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We always take beer not as much as we can drink, but as much as we can carry.

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Beer was invented by the owners of paid toilets.

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Beer is not kefir; your face swells like marshmallows. If you suck in half a barrel, beware of the kidney.

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And then, after drinking Beer, he called her from my mobile at one in the morning on Friday...

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I feel like a beer fairy...

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- Young man, why are you silent? They talked incessantly, but now be silent. - Yes, I look at you and think - drink another Beer or I already like you.

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Not all beer is yellow and foamy...

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New yoghurt “Rastibelly”. Now with beer and kirieshki.

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Well, the beer came to an end, and the inscription on the snow said “stop drinking,” because beer is evil.

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Of course, beer is not wine, but after vodka it’s still...

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Beer is not tea, a glass is not enough.

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Darling, I can’t sleep without you.. - Come, I even put beer in the refrigerator!

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Stick to our diet and the beer belly will go away on its own... with beer.

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Arrogance is the second happiness... And the first, the first I am with a box of BEER in my hands!

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Sun, air and water are our best friends! Beer, vodka, pies are our best enemies!

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Everything goes well with beer... Except legs!

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Have you noticed that 90% of drinking sessions begin with the words “Well, let’s grab a bottle and run home”?

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Yesterday Petya drank 5 bottles of beer, and Vasya 7. Today they both look absolutely the same. And if you can’t see the difference, then why drink less?

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BEER IN THE MORNING IS NOT ONLY HARMFUL, BUT ALSO USEFUL.

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I want beer... But there’s no one to send. More precisely, there is someone to send, but not for beer...

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It seems like you’re just going out for a beer on a Friday night, and then suddenly you realize that it’s already Sunday...

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- Hello, do you have beer? -Are you 18? -Do you have a license? -Okay, okay, what’s wrong...

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Let my stomach be surprised that I poured milk into it, because you can’t get drunk while driving, and it’s not easy to live without beer.

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Beer is liquid bread, vodka is liquid meat, it happens when I make sandwiches!

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If you drink a box of beer in an empty room, they start showing science fiction in the box...

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Drink beer, but remember firmly - it makes your face red.

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Spilled a mug of beer on the keyboard. Now, wherever you poke, he writes 3 letters: E, Ш, Е.

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Drink foamy beer, you will have a puffy face.

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How can you stop drinking in a country where milk is more expensive than beer?

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In the morning I’ll drink beer, just get hungover, in the afternoon I’ll add more, in the evening I’ll get drunk...

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A day without beer is a waste of money.

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Drinking a lot of beer is fun and fun, but in the morning it’s embarrassing.

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A beer festival took place in Germany. Tambov resident Oleg Ivanovich, who watched the festival on TV, drank the most beer.

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— Do you run in the morning? - No. - And why? it's very useful! - Maybe, but then the beer spills out of my bottle.

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If you use a product often and a lot, you will get tired of it. Question: what's wrong with beer?

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In a beer ceremony, everything should be cultural: topping up after settling and ebb after finishing the drink.

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Whoever comes to us with beer will get vodka and run.

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If I had half a liter of beer, I have nothing to water the flowers with, I would drink it and water it.

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Non-alcoholic beer is a man’s first step towards a rubber woman.

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Beer in the morning is not a luxury, but a means of survival.

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There are 24 hours in a day, and there are 24 cans in a package of beer. Coincidence???

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In the middle of the working day, I clearly realized that I WANTED BEER! Now, it feels like SPRING has arrived.

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And the evil stepmother mixed vodka with beer and said to Cinderella: “So that when we arrive, everything will be in different glasses.”

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It's better to have a BELLY from BEER than a HUMP from WORK..!

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You can drink beer the German way - with sausages. You can do it in English - with chips. You can do it the Japanese way - with sushi. And I like it in Russian - with VODKA.

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Look at the world through beer and it will seem golden to you.