Jokes about electrical students
There are funny jokes about electricians who have not yet completed their training. Judging by them, the process of mastering a specialty is associated with the same significant risk as the work itself:
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“Since ancient times, people have been passing on stories about sorcerers.” Few people will guess that this is a quote from the introduction to the thesis of an electrical engineer.
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Basic Electrical Engineering Exam. Teacher to student:
— What do you know about the three-phase circuit?
Student:
- Well, it includes three conductors.
Funny jokes about electricians
Electrician is a profession that encourages creativity, search and immediate implementation of fresh ideas, and resourcefulness. All this makes representatives of this sphere the object of many jokes.
Funny jokes about electricians who find themselves in various comical situations are given below:
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Front door. A well-dressed man lies unconscious on the landing. An emergency doctor and an electrician stand over him. Last:
— Some nervous client got caught. I did the job, I rang his doorbell and said: “The meter is on, owner...”.
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A dispute broke out between an electrician, a builder and a gardener. Its subject was the antiquity of each person's profession.
- We built pyramids in time immemorial! - exclaimed the builder.
“But before them there were gardens in Eden,” the gardener objects.
New jokes about electricians
For modern people, a power outage is a real stress. There is nothing to be surprised about here, because along with it, the opportunity to receive fresh information, prepare food and use any technology disappears. Under these conditions, the electrician is perceived as a savior angel descended from heaven.
I will also present new jokes about electricians:
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Electrician Petrov likes to say before starting work: “One, two, three, four, five. I'm going to turn off the light. Whoever didn’t back up is not my fault.”
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It seemed to the system administrator that he was the true and all-powerful god of the network, but soon the electrician very roughly proved that this was just a myth.
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Advertisement: “I’m getting rid of Internet addiction. Fast, cheap and forever. Electrician Petrov."
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“He doesn’t deserve light, but he deserves peace,” the electrician said and turned off the electricity and internet in my apartment.
Not only electricians will appreciate the joke below:
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Not a single one, since this is purely a hardware problem.
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A chemist, an electrician, a programmer and a mechanic happened to ride in one car. Suddenly it broke.
“The battery is probably dead or the generator is broken,” said the electrician.
“It’s more likely that the wrong fuel was poured in,” the chemist suggested.
“The gearbox has failed,” the mechanic decided.
“Let’s get out of the car and get back in,” the programmer suggested.
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As of today, I am no longer the lead electrician in the family. I showed my wife how to turn on the broken machines.
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Call to technical support:
— Hello, we changed the lamp, and after that the printer stopped working. Could you please fix it?
— What is the connection between these events?
— Well, the electrician was changing the lamp, and it fell on the printer.
- What about the electrician?
- It doesn’t matter, he’s not on staff, but we need to print the documents quickly...
Jokes about electricians: Nur.kz
Electrician pictures and jokes with captions
Undoubtedly, this drawing on the theme of electricity is funny:
Of course, this photo of an electrician with humor is worthy of our cool collection:
To summarize, we can say that electrician jokes are often racy photos. This means that often their humor is not always understandable to women. Of course, men are delighted with the photos in this collection.
Thus, they can be classified as masculine humor. Even when analyzing the number of female electricians, you can hardly find them. Of course, this once again demonstrates the specifics of the profession and, accordingly, jokes on this topic.
So, we wish you a good mood, understandable jokes and smiles!
Jokes about electricians
Short jokes perfectly reveal the complexity of the work of electricians and their sometimes extreme irresponsibility. Here they are:
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At the swimming competitions, electrician Sidorov managed to finish in the top three.
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Electricians are protected by fuse angels.
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Do not touch exposed wiring with wet hands: this will oxidize it.
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Want to find out if there is salt in your soup? Immerse the cathode and electrode in the pan and connect the current. If there is a smell of chlorine, then there is enough salt.
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A not particularly qualified, but extremely lucky electrician knows every archangel by sight.
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Tension will arise between people only if they have different potentials
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If there was no electricity, we would watch TV in the dark.
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As a rule, the phrase “Why don’t I fix the outlet?” 80 percent of men finish speaking in the burn unit.
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Don't be afraid, there are only twelve volts... and eight hundred amps.
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Many people are simply shocked by how inept an electrician I am...
Jokes about electricians: Nur.kz
Good wishes to electricians
A live electrician is considered a good professional by default. You are one of those people... Therefore, we simply wish that exposed wires never enter into too close a relationship with you!
Let the electrical panel, if it decides to shock you, turn out to be a weakling!
When we look into your honest and brave eyes, all the electricity of our city is reflected in them. These are the beautiful eyes of the most beautiful workers. We sincerely wish to everyone who has chosen electricity as the meaning of their life that the socket and electrical panel never show aggression towards you!
I wish that during your working days you have to serve as a conductor and semiconductor less often. And may the power of Ampere be with you! May Ohm's and Kirchhoff's laws help you! And let higher harmonics bypass your networks!
Your work will begin to be noticed only when you stop doing it - people are so accustomed to your invisible work... But thanks to you, we light candles in our homes only to create a romantic atmosphere. Therefore, I wish you smooth passage of peak loads, trouble-free working days, and may your work not too often require heroism from you!
A kerosene lamp, of course, is a cozy thing... And a torch is also beautiful, but it smokes... We are for electricity and, therefore, for you, the people who create and protect light. We sincerely wish that each of you has your own guardian angel. And may he invariably accompany you throughout your professional journey!
I wish the efficiency to be 100%, so that short circuits never happen... Let there be no overvoltage in the family and at work, and let the short circuit never fail. Well, don’t let the salary be at XX. Charge! Warm up! Be! It doesn't shine without you!!!
You are the kings of illumination, the lords of electricity and the lords of generators... Without you, delicious food and hot tea, reading books after school hours are impossible, the Internet ceases to be omnipotent, and the smartphone completely turns into a dead thing. Without you, holidays are gloomy and everyday life is dull. So let electricity never hit “our own people”!
Electricity does not forgive mistakes, and your family and friends are always waiting for you at home. Therefore, I would like to wish you never to confuse the phases, and may the contacts always be reliable, and may sparks flow from your eyes only from joy!
Dear “warriors of light”! Almost every day you perform actions that would be a feat for an ordinary person, and you call them with the everyday word “work”. We wish that your work will always be highly appreciated and generously rewarded. And let the contact always be where it should be, and where you expect to see it.
Just as blood feeds our body, electricity through wires feeds our city - hospitals, schools, kindergartens, residential buildings. Just as doctors monitor human health, energy workers monitor the “electric health” of the city. The electricity supply has stopped - urgent measures are needed. And you heal! After all, a normal life depends on your work. We are proud of the results of your work and wish that a highly professional health expert will be by your side in difficult times!
With one movement of your hand, you can paralyze the work of an office, a neighborhood, or even an entire city... But with the same movement of your hand, you eliminate accidents, restore lighting after natural and man-made disasters, and sometimes, risking your life, disperse the darkness. I am sure that you are noble people, because having such “power” you always use it for the benefit of people. Therefore, I wish that in your environment there are only noble people, with a huge heart and a broad soul!
It is only in the darkest times that the work of the people who bring light into our homes is clearly visible. Only people with a bright light inside choose a profession that is inextricably linked with electricity. Let your inner light always shine with a voltage of at least 380 kW, and let your “electric potential” be in tension for as long as possible!
Electricians are the Prometheans of the modern world. You bring light in the concrete jungle of the current metropolis and in the rural comfort of “backwoods” settlements on the outskirts of the country. Every day you are responsible not only for your life, but also for the lives of those around you. So may you have enough energy for your current tasks, power for any life and career breakthrough, and warmth for your loved ones!
We are not afraid of the end of the world only because we know: you are with us, and you will definitely connect everything back. With all our hearts we wish you many years of “service without burnout”, and the results of your work - immortality!
It is impossible to live in a world without light. You can only exist in it... during daylight hours. And in the evenings, be content with fantasies, spending the day in a state of self-deception. And we are not afraid of shadows at night only because we know: shadows mean that there is light somewhere nearby. And this light was born thanks to you, dear ones! Therefore, we wish you to increase the prestige of your profession, and so that you and your loved ones never have to regret that you chose it!
The light you create really changes people... It makes them brighter, more charming, kinder. With gratitude for making the environment safer, we wish you to feel safe every day wherever you go and whatever you do.
The light is worth fighting for. Thank you for advocating for this great benefit for us every day, around the clock. I wish that you never leave the powerful force that brought you into the profession, and then more than once helped you find a way out of the most difficult work situations and bear the burden of serious professional responsibility!
The light given by you scares away the demons in the night that surround each of us in difficult times... With its help we find our way home. It illuminates the beloved faces of loved ones who meet us at the hearth... And even cockroaches in the night are driven away by the light. Every day, when we flip the switch, we feel your concern. So let your professional horizon always be light, clear and safe!
When people go far from home and remember the comfort of home, then most often the lamp is present in the memories... in a cozy kitchen, on a nightstand with a book near the bed, in a children's room or at the entrance to the house... Apparently, in this way the human mind gives a tribute of respect and gratitude to the work of people who give light and comfort. We sincerely wish everyone who has linked their professional destiny with electricity mutual and sincere love. After all, without it it’s dark even under the most powerful lamps!
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