Quotes about wedding. Wedding quotes and statuses (comic).


Wedding toasts about the bouquet

A bouquet is made flower by flower. Let life always be beautiful, And consist of the brightest years, Wonderful meetings, kindness, smiles of happiness!

The brightest and sunniest days to the most beautiful couple in the world! Cherish your love, Let it shine as a bright star! The tender union will be joyful, and all wishes will come true! Life will decorate the petals of your affectionate feelings with bouquets of happiness!

Newlyweds, we wish you only flowers, But not bouquets given by guests, But flowers of life, that is, children, tender dreams, So that life is warmed by the rays of the sun!

On your joyful day, we wish you Love and happiness - above the rooftops! We congratulate you on your wedding. May the baby arrive soon! We wish your family great luck and many years to come. Always, everywhere, be together. Every soul specialist will tell you! We wish that comfort and everyday life could bloom like a spring bouquet. We wish all your hopes to come true without knowing the shortage!

You are getting married and you are incredibly happy to have guests, I am standing among them with a bouquet, hug me, friendship with you has always been a reward, you accept my congratulations at this hour. May your marriage deceive all the tricks, What evil separation may have in store for you, May you overcome everything easily and deftly, I wish you happiness, a happy journey!

You were just a bride and groom, and now you are husband and wife. And I raise my glass to this, So that trouble does not touch you, And from the bottom of my heart I wish you to keep your love forever! Happiness and joy to you, young people, and forget your sadness forever! Like bouquets of golden flowers, You will also live your life beautifully!

Mendelssohn's waltz sounds in your honor, You simply can't count the bouquets, gifts, Smiles around and tight hugs from your family, Your sister's wedding is today. You have always been my baby, The years have flown by like a flashbulb, I wish you on your new journey, Happiness, joy, endless love!

Dear friend, congratulations, Here is a bouquet of scarlet roses, I wish you today, To live as a family without seeing bitter tears, And I also wish you, Good relationships and love, To live in abundance - I know it well, And just when something happens - call your girlfriends, Be now always so happy, Always be loved, dear, always cheerful and beautiful, forever be dear to your spouse.

We wish you lots and lots of happiness, a joyful bouquet of smiles, reliable and cheerful friends, a happy life, many years to come. And so that, to spite all the devils, Live, love and be lucky!

We wish you, newlyweds, tender and pure love, like a snow-white veil. Beautiful relationships, like a charming bridal bouquet. Moments as sweet as a wedding cake. And sparkling happiness, like champagne in your glasses!

Dear bride and groom! May your family be the happiest! We wish you tender and pure love, like the snow-white veil of a bride. Relationships are beautiful, like a wedding bouquet. Moments as sweet as a wedding cake. And sparkling happiness, like champagne in your glasses! Bitterly!

White dress, rings, “carriage”, Champagne, “bitter”, catching a bouquet - Beautiful symbols of a wonderful day, Congratulations on the creation of a family, friends!

Beautiful and interesting quotes/aphorisms/sayings appropriate for wedding decorations

And to lift the spirits of the guests, we made cards in the form of business cards, like these

they wrote funny aphorisms, anecdotes, sayings there... It was very nice to watch how the guests smiled after reading and put them away in their pockets))))

Maybe someone will find this collection useful, collected all over the Internet:

A person must have a good family in order to take a break from work, and a “good” mother-in-law in order to go to this job with joy.

What's most important for a girl? — University — Get Married Successfully!

“I love you,” he said. She looked into his eyes... and saw the style of her wedding dress there

- Hello, honey, turn on channel one! - Turned it on. -What's going on there? -"Let's get married! - I AGREE!!!)))

Marry me, urgently! And then all the friends complain about their husbands, they are so unhappy! I’m the only one happy, it’s already inconvenient)))))

The photographer takes pictures of the wedding for a long time and suddenly proclaims: “And now, finally, let me capture the happy couple.” The public is perplexed: many shots have already been taken. “The bride and her mother,” explains the photographer.

I suspected something was wrong when he, thinking that I was sleeping, measured my ring finger with a caliper)))

The happiest morning for a girl is her wedding day. Just think, when she wakes up, she already knows what to wear!

- Will you come to my wedding? - Yeah why not. - Great, the issue with the groom is resolved...

Why does the bride always wear white? — This is the standard color of household appliances!

I went to a wedding yesterday... - And how? - Fine. Here they gave me a ring

At Sasha and Masha’s wedding, no one listened to the toastmaster, no one hugged the bride, no one caught the bouquet - there was free Wi-Fi in the restaurant.

During the wedding, my grandmother, while reading a poem from a postcard, got lost, got nervous, said... I’d rather use my own words and switched to obscene ditties...)))

Guys!!! I'm getting married next month! There will be a small party and only the closest ones are invited! no gifts needed, just bring someone to marry me!)))

She said “Bye”, he looked after her for a long time... For her the night passed, for him three thousand years! During this time, a dozen empires blossomed and collapsed into darkness... But some get married, and some don’t.

Faina Ranevskaya was at a friends wedding. When a dove pooped on the groom’s shoulder, she said: “Here are the newlyweds, the dove is a symbol of the fact that your freedom has flown away and pooped goodbye.”

- Dad, were you brave? - Endlessly! Because only an insanely brave man could marry your mother.

I’ve always dreamed of being a witness at a wedding, being at the center of the action, but I don’t have to get married.

The military operation plan is complete garbage compared to the preparations for our wedding.

Again, someone's surrender - they play the wedding march.

Happiness is like health: when you don’t notice it, it’s there.

On the fifth day of the wedding, only the marriage certificate saved us from confusion.

At a bachelor party on the eve of the wedding, the groom got drunk and ended up in a sobering-up station. For the first time, on the morning of the wedding day, the bride had to bathe the groom.

A man looks at a pregnancy test and suddenly remembers how his mother said as a child while putting on tights for him: “Son, remember, two stripes are an ass!!!”

The family comes to the restaurant. After eating, the father pays, and the mother says to the waiter: “Do you mind if we take the leftovers home for the dog?” - Yes, of course, please! Children, in unison: - Hurray! They'll buy us a dog!

- Honey, will you marry me? - Well, I don’t really know - it’s so unexpected! I don't even have the guest list completely ready yet.

A wedding is the only drinking party that a girl has dreamed of since childhood!

A real woman should be able to roll her eyes, hysteria and banks!

- Mother! My husband offended me... I'm coming to you! - no, daughter! Evil must be punished! I go to you

Dear, I’m visiting my neighbor for 5 minutes, and you stir the porridge every half hour.

A smart husband lets his wife know where his stash is. This increases trust in the family, women's self-esteem and the security of the MAIN STAGE.

If a man had a son, then he became a father, and if a man had a daughter, he became a daddy...

The bride on her wedding day reassures her mother - Not mom!!! He's so quiet! Today I was stunned... Probably out of happiness...

No, he didn’t stutter before the wedding...

At the wedding, the mother-in-law encouraged her son-in-law: “I don’t know what it’s like about the food, but you’ll have food for thought!”

Established fact: A wedding is the only drinking party that a woman has dreamed of since childhood.

Student wedding: – Wait, why doesn’t the bride drink? - So she didn’t chip in!

Seeing the number of my friends in contact, my mother said: “No, son, we can’t pull off such a wedding!”

- Darling, why do you constantly call me not by my first name, but by my last name? - I want the same one for myself.

Love will come unexpectedly... But you were expecting Yulia to visit.

The boys stare at the newlyweds leaving the church. “Let's scare them,” one suggests. - I myself! - Another person declares, approaches the newly-made spouse and says: - Great choice, dad!

Rising high into the mountains, he shouted: “I’m in love!” - and the echo answered him: “Get married.”

— Yesterday I met my girlfriend’s parents! - So how is it? - They accepted him as their own son. My father even gave me a belt!

Interrupting a talking wife is allowed only as a last resort and only with the words “I’ll buy”, “I love”, “I’m a fool!”

“Please accept my sincere congratulations, my boy,” said the father of the groom. “I am sure that today will remain in your memory as the happiest day of your life...” “But the wedding is tomorrow,” the groom objected. “I know,” answered the father.

Sometimes you lie on the couch, drink beer, watch TV! And then a call: “Have you taken your son? Did you buy groceries? Mom's coming tomorrow, remember? Why are you silent, Seryozha? And you are not Seryozha, you are Kolya!!! And there is a holiday in my soul!

— What outstanding provocateurs do you know? - Only one. - Well, tell me... - Composer Mendelssohn. - God, why? “For millions of fools, he wrote the tender and enticing “Wedding March,” and he himself... lived his whole life calmly as a bachelor.

Conversation between wedding planners: - You can’t put tables in a “P” shape. - Why?! — Because after the eighth toast, it’s already a labyrinth for guests.

At the registry office, after several unsuccessful attempts to register the newlyweds, the employee instructs the young groom: - Young man, to the question Do you agree to become a husband? you need to answer Agree, not Was not!

Expressions about family life and marriage

  • I used to think that marriage was a marital status, but now I know that it is a medal. It’s called “For Courage!”
  • To the question: “What do you do?” I always have one answer: “I’m helping my husband...carry his last name!”
  • A happy marriage is when you look at a handsome man passing by, look, look... and think: “damn, this jacket is cool, I need to buy my husband the same!!!”
  • A happy marriage is a marriage in which the husband understands every word that the wife does not say.
  • My husband will be the happiest man in the world, because I will be his wife!
  • Marriage is the most expensive way to both reduce the cost of a relationship and turn it into an invaluable one.
  • I called my husband. I ask: “Do you love me very much?” Answers: “Buy!” This is what real marital understanding is!
  • If men knew what their mothers know about women, the world would be full of bachelors.
  • Mom always told me: trust your husband, adore your husband and put as much property in your name as possible.
  • A man is not the one who has a woman, but the one who takes care of her.
  • What is the secret of our long marriage? No matter how busy we are, we go out to a restaurant twice a week. Candles on the table, dinner, pleasant music, dancing. She has dinner on Thursdays and I have dinner on Fridays.
  • There are marriages for love, for convenience and for stupidity.
  • Only the man who gave this house to the woman can demand cleanliness in the house. Only the man who bought the ingredients to prepare it can expect a delicious dinner. Well, only the man who dresses her can undress a woman.
  • My wife thinks I'm too nosy... At least that's what it says in her diary.
  • In India, a girl who becomes a wife is painted with a red dot on her forehead... and her husband is given a sniper rifle... That's why they live happily ever after!
  • Marriage is 2 people, one of whom is always right, and the second is the husband!
  • Happiness is when there is the same person in the house, in bed and in your head...
  • “No man can understand what true love is until he has been married for a quarter of a century” (Mark Twain)
  • By choosing a husband, you choose a father to your children and the quality of your life.

Touching quotes for wedding vows: 30 great sayings, lines from books and films

We always recommend that you take writing your wedding vows seriously and set aside at least a month for it - this is enough time to find the right words. Saying these vows is one of the key moments of the ceremony that you will definitely want to capture on video. Therefore, the words in the oath should be such that years and even decades later they will bring tears of tenderness to your eyes. We've selected a few inspiring quotes to start your wedding vows with - we've collected the most catchy lines from songs, phrases from movie characters and famous people.

You may also be interested in the following materials:

— 10 rules of a wedding vow: what to talk about and what to keep silent about.

— How to write a wedding vow.

— How to prepare a speech for a wedding: the main sources of inspiration.

— How to write fun wedding vows: 33 quotes for inspiration.

Quotes from famous people


1. You can fall in love with beauty, but you can only fall in love with the soul! ( William Shakespeare

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2. Dying for love is not difficult. It's hard to find a love worth dying for. ( Frederic Berbeder

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3. The most evil person's face lights up when they tell him that he is loved. Therefore, this is happiness... ( L.N. Tolstoy

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4. You need to have something in common to understand each other, and be different in some way to love each other. ( Paul Geraldi

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5. Great love obviously lies in trust, in enjoying each other, in respecting each other's personal lives and in respecting professional choices. ( Johnny Depp

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6. Never stop smiling even when you are sad, someone might fall in love with your smile. ( Gabriel Garcia Marquez

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7. It always seems that we are loved because we are good. But we don’t realize that they love us because those who love us are good. ( L.N. Tolstoy

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8. The first person you think about in the morning and the last person you think about at night is either the reason for your happiness or the reason for your pain. ( Erich Maria Remarque

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9. Tenderness is a better proof of love than the most passionate vows. ( Marlene Dietrich

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10. The greatest pleasure that love can give you is when you hold your loved one's hand for the first time. ( Frederic Stendhal

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Movie quotes


1. That day we met, you were standing right next to the water, I noticed you from afar, I remember, I was immediately drawn to you, I thought, “Wow, how strange, a man has his back turned, and I am drawn to him...” ( “Eternal” radiance of pure mind"

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2. To fall in love with a person who loves you back is a miracle in itself. ( "PS I love you"

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3. I believe in one thing. You should always confess your love to the one you love. ( "Mr. Nobody"

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4. Behind every great love there is a great story. ( "Diary of member"

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5. I love you so much that all my words will sound terribly banal... ( "Californication"

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6. Saying “I love you” is not difficult. The difficulties begin later. ( "Sex and the City"

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7. She is the light I go home for. ( "500 days of Summer"

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8. Falling in love is easy, but loving all your life is already a miracle... ( "One Tree Hill"
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9. Every morning I wake up and the only thing I want to see is your face. ( "PS I love you"

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10. When you realize that you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you want the rest of your life to begin as soon as possible. ( "When Harry Met Sally"

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Phrases from books


1. Most of all I want to come to you and lie next to you. And know what we have tomorrow. ( Matsuo Monroe, Teach Me to Die

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2. Dying for love is not difficult. It's hard to find a love worth dying for. ( Frederic Berbeder, "Ideal"

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3. What a luxury it is to be able to hug your loved one at any moment... ( Cecelia Ahern, “Love Lives for Three Years”

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4. I am eternally grateful to you just for the fact that you exist. ( Alexander Kuprin, “Garnet Bracelet”

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5. Because to tell the truth, what I want most in life is to love someone. ( Janusz Wisniewski, “Loneliness on the Internet”

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6. I am not writing to ask you to come, I am writing to warn you: I will always wait. ( Frederic Berbeder, “Love lasts three years”

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7. A woman should not tell a man that she loves him. Let her shining, happy eyes speak about this. They speak louder than any words. ( Erich Maria Remarque, “Three Comrades”

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8. Every night I close my eyes, I go back to searching for you. ( Elchin Safarli, “They promised me you”

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9. When I love someone very much, I never tell anyone their name. It's like giving away a piece of someone you love to others. ( Oscar Wilde,
The Picture of Dorian Gray
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10. In love, pauses are especially delightful. It’s as if tenderness accumulates in these moments, breaking out later in sweet outpourings. ( Victor Hugo, "The Man Who Laughs"

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Photo: Maxim Koliberdin.

Author: Elizaveta Kuznetsova.

Lilacs, roses, tulips: we love them all

When they give you flowers, you feel like a schoolgirl: that same excitement and embarrassment that cannot be overcome. Statuses about flowers without a reason to tell your man that this is, in general, a good idea.

  1. When a loved one gives flowers, it doesn’t matter how many, whether they are wrapped, or what they are like.
  2. I love it when people give flowers. I put them near my bed and enjoy each day even more.
  3. When they give you flowers for a holiday, you feel like a woman. When you love the woman you love for no reason.
  4. The best man is the one who can give a woman attention and flowers for no reason.
  5. What most attracts a woman's attention in a crowd? A bouquet of gorgeous roses in the hands of someone other than her.
  6. If you have never received flowers for no reason, do not waste your time: leave such a man.
  7. A woman who is indifferent to flowers is one who knows: at any hint, they will definitely be given to her.
  8. Yes, of course, flowers will not solve the serious problem that has arisen between you. But that's where we need to start.
  9. If a girl is photographed with flowers, they very rarely give them to her...
  10. It's good when people give you flowers. But it’s even better when they give them to your friend too.
  11. A real woman should not have a ton of cosmetics, but a lot of vases to accommodate all the flowers that fans give.
  12. If a girl loves herself, she will receive flowers when she grows up, gets old, and even gets a little fat.
  13. It’s so nice when they give you flowers for no reason. And, it seems, it’s nothing serious, but it’s still nice.
  14. It’s good when a person gives roses without sparing. And it’s even better when he asks what flowers you like.
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