Statuses about a rival. Be narcissistic


Quotes about rivalry

Coco Chanel

They say that women dress for the sake of women, that they are inspired by the spirit of competition. This is true. But if there were no more men left in the world, they would stop dressing.

Revolver (2005)

Over the past seven years, I have firmly learned one thing: in any game there is always an opponent and there is always a victim. The whole trick is to realize in time that you have become second and become first.

Mahatma Gandhi

At first they don't notice you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you. And then you win.

Napoleon I Bonaparte

When the enemy makes a mistake, you should not interfere with him. It is not polite.

Groom for Rent (Something Borrowed)

I've always liked you. And when someone else appeared in your life, you began to like him even more.

Sex and the City

Married women are afraid of us because we can sleep anywhere, with anyone, at any time, each one is afraid that this anyone may turn out to be her husband.

Honore de Balzac

A woman loves to win over a man who belongs to another!

Mikhail Litvak. Sperm principle

To women fighting for a man: why do you need this fool? Doesn’t he really understand that you are the best!

William Thackeray. Vanity Fair

I am inclined to think that a woman should regard her sisters' contempt as a great compliment.

Victor Hugo. Notre Dame Cathedral

One drop of wine is enough to color a whole glass of water, and to spoil the mood of a whole assembly of pretty women, the appearance of an even prettier woman is enough, especially when there is a man in the company.

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John Connolly. Book of Lost Things

This world is full of threats and dangers, David. We meet with an open visor those who are destined for us. When the time comes, we must make a choice and act for the greater good, even at the risk of ourselves, but we do not give our lives unnecessarily. Each of us has only one life to live or give. Is it glory to lose it in a hopeless situation?

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Statuses about a rival

To be jealous means to make it clear to another that you see her as a rival. And I will not give such pleasure to anyone.

There is no need to exterminate only skilled rivals, some of them pretend to be sheep, so it is worth getting rid of them all.

There is no need to be jealous if your chosen one has many fans. It's vulgar and stupid... It's better to admire the fact that you know how to choose!

A rival is a creature aimed at the same prey as you.

Best status: Do you want to annoy your rival? – Give her a custom set of underwear. Let her put on a larger bra and decide that she has small breasts, and in tight panties her ass will seem simply huge!

My dear, you apparently didn’t understand something... you are not my rival... he can smile at you and follow you with his eyes as much as he wants... but he will always love only me...

I bought a short leash for my rival. Let him climb into the booth and not bark.)))

I'll probably give my rival narrower panties and a bigger bra. Let him try it on and doubt his perfection.

Girls will not be friends with those who pose a threat to their relationship with a man.

You can at least take a picture of your pussy and put it on your picture... Remember, darling, he’s mine!

You know, someone will have a son from him - he will be the most beautiful boy in the world, I swear. Just thinking about it, Mom, will make me go crazy.

Went with a friend. Her ex and his new girlfriend meet us. Come over. I started a conversation with him, and my friend said so contemptuously to his girlfriend: “Turn away, please, I’m afraid of horses!” Killed.

Well, how do you feel about her? Are you okay? And for me too, everything is like in a fairy tale. I love him too, and I change my masks every day.

And I don't want to kiss you. No. Why do I need this, you love her... I want to hug her. Just a hug. And cry heartily. On the shoulder. And that's all...

When I communicate with his girlfriend, I put parentheses, pretending to smile, and she does the same to me. Kind of nice conversation. But I’m sure, if we were left alone with her, we would strangle each other. And I would have won!

It often happens that in our own game we become losers, and some pawn, clattering its heels, takes away your king.

Do you want to walk with me on different sides of the street? Be careful not to mix it up! Let's collide - fuck you, chicken!

Yes, you can shout to the whole world that he is yours, and I’m just an ex. But at night he writes to me “sweet dreams, my girl.” And all you need is “I want you pussy”, feel the difference!

He tells her that he is going to drink beer with friends, and he comes to me with ice cream and flowers... And why is he still not with me?

When I see my “rivals” I cry... WITH LAUGHTER.

A woman needs 45 minutes to evaluate her opponent and only 45 seconds to evaluate a man.

The heart of the best of women remains merciless towards the suffering of her rival.

A young girl caught a goldfish. The fish says: “Ask for whatever you want, only your rival will receive exactly twice as much.” – I want there to be one stripe.

You are not my rival - he only sleeps with me. And I’m your rival - he’s cheating on you with me.

Fuck it. There are such people... How many times do I fall in love... And she starts flirting with him. (And she has more chances. Because they study at the same school... It’s a shame. I love him very much.

His girlfriend says that he still loves me... I told her that I love me too... But why the hell are you still with him?

Listen, before you start hitting on my boyfriend. First I would pay attention to my legs... Your legs are like the legs of my chair!

My classmate has a boyfriend. They hold hands and kiss. But I like him and it hurts me to look at it. But when she cried because of him in front of my eyes, I really wanted to punch him in the face...

What did you find in her?

When the object of your husband’s desire is found, you want to put your rival in her place and morally destroy her, then the following statuses are suitable for your rival to touch a nerve:

  1. My rival is a needlewoman, she does with her hands what I do with just a glance.
  2. But is 120 by 120 by 120 good?
  3. This woman is not for love, but for pleasure?
  4. With such a woman you don’t even need a wife - if anything happens, she’ll kill you. So hang in there, honey.
  5. Yes, you didn’t choose a passion of the first freshness, I’m afraid it was the last.
  6. I thought I’d see a long-legged blonde next to you, but I saw a low-bottomed redhead.
  7. Yes, something has let you down in your aesthetic perception of reality - never before have you fallen so low to Verka the postwoman or, in other words, Verka the “trustee of all.”
  8. Yes, it’s a shame, listen, I exchanged it for this ugly, fat one with lenses and pimples on her face.
  9. Knowing your main criteria - a woman’s appearance, I never cease to wonder, where are your eyes?
  10. Okay, if you knew how to love for your soul, then it’s understandable why your new passion is so terribly unpleasant.
  11. One nose of my rival is worth ten noses of eastern people. What a choice!
  12. To be honest, I was exchanged for an ugly fat woman, size 64, with excessive sweating. Darling, you will spend your entire salary on medicine for her.
  13. Yes, your new passion is not an acquired taste, have you really changed your taste preferences so radically?
  14. Only my husband was able to see the beauty in the absurd - he chose the neighbor.
  15. Tired of beauty and sophistication? Do you want simplicity and stupidity? Then I did everything right.
  16. When she once again crushes you with her powerful body, don’t complain - you chose it yourself.
  17. I understand, don’t drink water off your face. But not to the same extent?
  18. Yes, it would be better if I didn’t see my rival. At least I could imagine that you exchanged me for a young, beautiful, slender, smart one. I don’t understand your choice at all?!
  19. It was possible to exchange me for this one only if I was deeply drunk or after clonidine.
  20. How could you choose this miracle? Or are you a fool, or have I forgotten that you are a fool?
  21. After meeting my rival, I finally realized that for men, appearance is not the main thing, the main thing is the soul.

Statuses about rivals

Stupid women look after their man, smart women look after themselves.

A real woman needs a real man, and let the mops get the rags!

My men always remain mine, no matter in whose beds they wake up..

Our fingerprints will never be erased from the souls we have touched.

Before my husband found his QUEEN, he kissed a lot of toads! ))))

BABY, RIP HE'S MY— FUCK YOU..YOU LOST THIS FIGHT!!

You are like a clinic - clean, accessible and free!)))

And this is your new girl. I knew you had a sense of humor. but so what...

I have never been jealous of my exes; since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who are less fortunate!

The best gift for his mistress is small panties and a large bra. Let him know that she has small breasts and a big ass)

I have never been jealous of my exes; since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who are less fortunate!

Nope! Girl, you hate me not because I’m beautiful, but because your boyfriend thinks so!

Darling, do what you want - your life will still smell like my perfume!

And this is your new girl. I knew you had a sense of humor. but so what.

Thank you, my dear, for having me. Looking at you, all my complexes disappear.

And don’t even think about calling HER a “bunny”... well, what kind of bunny is she? rhinoceros just...

You're like a horror movie - scary and easy to film!)

Mad Professor

She knows how to look beautifully, walk, talk and faint, people like her make excellent actresses. Our portal operates daily and around the clock. In addition, the contractor must provide a product safety certificate and certificates of conformity.

You just compare the times of publications and it’s immediately clear that the employees of the RZHUNEMOGU Research Institute write during working hours (it’s immediately clear that they are surfing the Internet), their opponents came from work and answer them. No, why? Has it ever occurred to you how difficult it was to survive the 90s? What would save the enterprise, and not rent everything out? Elena, there is so much anger in your words!

Sick people in the comments, honestly. And the site is yellowish. Meat for the canteens is bought, the employees eat there, at their own expense, paying for this very meat, the work of cooks and other staff...

STATUSES FOR RIVALS. TOUCH THE HARD.

by Victoria on Tue Dec 07, 2010 7:23 pm
Before my husband found his QUEEN, he kissed a lot of toads! ))))

Madam! Your husband is cheating on me again!

It’s not enough to know your worth—you also need to be in demand.

BABY, RIP HE'S MY— FUCK YOU..YOU LOST THIS FIGHT!!

Baby calm down. If you want to feel like a star, sit on the Christmas tree and shine, darling, shine.

A real Lady should have signs of intelligence on her face. And you, excuse me, only have powder. "

You are like a clinic - clean, accessible and free!)))

You're like a horror movie - scary and easy to film!)

and don’t even think about calling HER a “bunny”... well, what kind of bunny is she? rhinoceros just...

Thank you, my dear, for having me. Looking at you, all my complexes disappear.

And this is your new girl. I knew you had a sense of humor. but so what.

Darling, do what you want - your life will still smell like my perfume!

Nope! Girl, you hate me not because I’m beautiful, but because your boyfriend thinks so!

I have never been jealous of my exes; since childhood, my mother taught me to give away old toys to those who are less fortunate!

The best gift for his mistress is small panties and a large bra. Let him know that she has small breasts and a big ass)

Our fingerprints will never be erased from the souls we have touched.

My men always remain mine, no matter in whose beds they wake up..

A real woman needs a real man, and let the mops get the rags!

The best woman is the one who makes you forget about being ideal.

Stupid women look after their man, smart women look after themselves.

Statuses about rivals touch a nerve

And our people are kind))) To my rival! I wish you out of 1000 eyelashes, one - the rarest. I wish you one out of 1000 birds - the most accurate one. I wish you two out of 1000 legs, and both right ones I wish you the bluest one out of 1000 guys. I wish you one out of 1000 nights - even if he doesn’t succeed. I wish you out of 1000 brains, yours - live and suffer.

Of course I’m not jealous, but still she’ll be better off without hair

There is no need to live with unloved husbands and wives. If they let you go, go and give your love to those you love, give happiness, give yourself... Stop making those you live with unhappy. Stop giving empty hopes and illusions. Let them be happy too, but not with you...

Well, hello, my young rival... Do you want to communicate? Let's talk. I see there is no escape from you now, We often meet with you on the Internet...

You disturb me both on weekdays and on holidays... Covering your face with a funny picture, You often come to me on Odnoklassniki, I call you “my Invisible One”.

I'm already getting used to your visits. Well, what do you want to know? I didn't break. Separation no longer matters: The way I was, that’s the way I remain...

Probably not everything is going smoothly for you... ...show full text...

Yes, you are not my rival at all, but you are my savior!))

My “dear” envious people! Are oncoming cars honking at you? Relax... THE PLANE WAVES ITS WINGS. )))

Ha! I'm jealous? Come on, come on, I said... pull your hair out of my hands. Baldness suits you)))

Why do you cringe so much at any kind word that is said about her? And time doesn’t seem to pass for her... Is she a rival or just a woman? She didn’t lead the men away, they themselves followed her, She didn’t call them, beauty wasn’t her fault. You have a house, a husband and three children. You are not alone, which means you are strong... Why then are there so many thoughts about her... Envy or jealousy is always destructive.

The husband is getting ready to go fishing... Departure in the morning to a neighboring village... The fish is waiting... The wife, as always, is the last to know everything...

Rival, if you don’t love him, then don’t torture him in vain! Let go and give me the opportunity to be happy without you...

Every woman is strong and individual by nature. This often interferes with friendships...

Women are friends until they start sharing men. The strongest friendships are between women who can never have the same man.

The best gift for a rival: a big bra and small panties... Let her know that she has small breasts and big *oops!

Women are designed in such a way that at the subconscious level they see each other as a rival.

The situation is irreparable

When the wife realizes that her husband is no longer hiding the fact that he is leaving for someone else, and all her attempts to save the family are in vain, she has only one thing left - to put statuses about her rival in order to somehow offend her, and only after that let her husband go to conquer new “heights.” " Then the statuses can be permeated with pain, despair, the poison of an offended woman and sound somewhere even rude and without retouching:

  1. Rejoice, today you got the best guy in the “Without a Tsar in Your Head” rating.
  2. My husband fell into the tenacious clutches of a predator, from which he is unlikely to ever escape.
  3. The mousetrap is slammed shut, your pussy will no longer starve.
  4. I didn’t want a quiet, happy life, but it would result in a volcanic eruption. Which has swallowed up not a dozen people like you.
  5. Plunged headlong into the pool of love? Look, it’s not fish swimming in it, but one big predatory shark.
  6. Now you will start comparing me and her. I'm afraid she won't like these comparisons very much.
  7. She can be soft and fluffy for 10 days. Then she will still show her predatory grin and show sharp teeth. You are so vulnerable... Don’t be afraid, take everything for granted. The road back is already closed anyway.
  8. This cute kitty will soon turn into an insatiable hyena that will absorb all your bright dreams and thoughts. You went to the wrong place...
  9. I looked at my rival’s social networks - poor husband, soon he too will be spinning on a pole with her.
  10. I sincerely wish you happiness in your new family, if this person can be called a family at all. She has no idea what a wife is - she has always been an excellent lover.
  11. Yes, my rival’s appearance suggests that her happiness with my husband will be short-lived.
  12. You chose the one who has no idea what a family is - for her it’s only “trachtibidoh”, but you have a heart...
  13. It is rightly said that every person deserves what he has. I am the long-awaited freedom, you are the cat girl who has been walking on her own for 30 years.
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